Saturday, November 18, 2006

Funny Urdu Sms Jokes

Railway officer was taking an interview…


Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi


hen to tum kiya karoge?


Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.


Officer: Agr na badal sako?


Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.


Officer: Light na ho to?


Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.


Officer: Flag b na mila to?


Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.


Officer: wo kiyo?


Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!

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