Single Vs Relationship People

People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking

Mele Babu ne kya khaya
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Meanwhile,

Single are still Busy in

Saali Rajai me Hawaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai 😛

Unexpressed Happiness

The person who gives you Unexpressed Happiness…

will always be the reason for your Unexpressed sadness

WARAS SHAH BEST POETRY

“WARAS SHAH”

Mery dil di “PEHLI KAHANI”parh,Kisy hor nu yar banavi na…..

Menu soch samjh k dil daiveen, Mery naal mazaq banavi na……

Is pyar vich rolly ty hundy e ne, Dil qaim rkhein ghabravien na..

Je tu mangain te main”JIND DESAAN”,Per kise hor nu yar bnaveen na…….

“VAIRI JAG” sara is pyar da ae, “BE_QADRY”nu dard sunavien na…..

A dunia bari he zalim ae, Ainu kadi vi dukh sunaveen na..

Her ek ni honda”PAYAR DY QABIL”, Ay gal meri tu bhulavien na……..

J mil javey tenu “DOST SACHA” uss”DOST”nu kdi”azmawien” na……..

Men & Women

Y Men & Women Dont Understand Each Other?

Coz God Gave Gud Brains 2 Men & Gud Hearts 2 Women.! But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains

Salam Us pe

Salam Us pe k Jis k ghar me chandi thi na sona tha,

Salam Us pe k toota boria Jis ka bichona tha,

Salam Us pe Jo sachai ki khatir dukh uthata tha,

Salam Us pe Jo bhooka reh kr auron ko khilata tha,

Salam Us pe Jo ummat k liye raaton ko rota tha,

Salam Us pe Jo farsh-e-khak par jaaron me sota tha,

Salam Us pe Jo dunya k liye rehmat hi rehmat hai,

Salam Us pe k

Jis ki zaat

fakhr-e- aadmiyat hai.

MUSTAFA JAN-E-REHMAT PE LAKHON SALAM

Aankhain Kalaam Kerti

Kon jeety ga un sy baton main

Jinki Aankhain kalaam karti hain

Tu Unko Mera Pehgam Keh Dena

Ay Suraj!Tu unko mera pehgam keh dena,
Kushi ka Din Or Hansi ki sham keh dena.
Jb wo dekhen tuje bahir A kr,
Tu unko mera SALAM keh dena.
GOOD Night

Expectations are Gift

“Expectations are a gift not a curse,

When people expect something from you,

It means you have given them reasons to believe in you

Have a gud day”

Funny Bomb Sms

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.

kiya wo phat gaya tha?

Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola

“THAAA”

As Rain Covers The Sun

As rain covers the sun..
Truth covers the lie..
Flowers cover the garden..
I wish
&
Pray that
Happiness
Covers all da worries of ur life…
Ameen..
Subha bakhair

Dikhavy Ka Pyar

Mana K Hr Ksi Py Aitbar Acha Nai Hota

Mgr Dil Me Daba K Raz Rakhna B Acha Nai Hota

Qadr Krna Agr Ksi Ki To Dil Sy Krna

Wrna Dikhavy Ka Pyar Acha Nai Hta.

;-(

Mere Khawabo me us ka ana

Woh Apni hai ya begani Acha Lagta hai

Do pal us kay Saath Bitana Acha Lagta hai

Roz Bahane ker ke Jana Acha Lagtha hai

Ik Jalak bhi uski pana Acha lagtha hai

Kahne ko jab chahoon Haan kar degi wo

Lekin phir be uska na Acha lagtha hai

Uski Baat kuch Alag hai mujh ko kuch bhi kah lay

Aashiq , pagal ya Deewana Acha Lagta hai

Usko Log sharma kahte hain muskati hai wo

Mujh ko kehte hai parwana Acha lagta hai

Rishta hai na jane mera us say kia

Mere Khawabo me bhi uska Aana Acha lagta hai

Namaz qakem kerne k 5 inamaat

Namaz qakem kerne k 5 inamaat,

1. Allah kareem rizq ka intazam farma dete hein.

2. Kabar k azab se bach lia jaye ga.

3. Roz-e-qyamat nama-amal sedhe hath ma hoga.

4. Bagher hisab k janat ma jaye ga.

5. Pul-sirat se bijli ki terhan guzar jaye ga.

Women Fall in Love

Women fall in love by what they hear,
And
Men fall in love by what they see..
So that’s why Women do Makeup and Men tell Lies! ;-

We Are What We Repeatedly Do

We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, therefore,
is not an act but a habit.

Vaada hai Humari Dosti

Vaada hai Humari,,
Dosti khas Rahegi,,,
Yado ki Jhalak Dil ke paas rahegi,,,,
Nahi Bhulenge aapko aur aapki Dosti ko,,,,
Jab tak Dil me Dhadkan aur Ye saas Rahegi.4uuu,

Best for you

Allah knows what is the best for you

and when it is best for you to have it

Khinch Apni Taraf

Yu Na Khinch Apni Taraf Mujhe bebas Kar Ke

Aisa Na Ho Ke Khud Se Bhi Bichhad Jau

Or Tu Bhi Na Miley..!!

meray daant mei

Shohar: Dr ne kaha hy k meray daant mei keera hay.

Bivi (tanz se):

Dr ne beemari tu sahi batai hay magar jaga ghalat bata di .

Everything i want

In your eyes, I found the greatest prize

You and I could not be closer

And in your arms, is everything I want

Now I know my search is over

And I do not know where you take me

But it’s exactly where I wanna be

Wafadari Na Ho

Jis shaks, mein Wafadari na ho,

Us k Sath Dosti kerny ka matlab khud ko Zaleel krna hai…

Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Love with Crow

A hen falls in love with crow.

Cock caught them both red handed.

Cock said

“Muj me kia kami hy??

Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.

Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta

Asa kia hy us crow me jo muj me nai?”

Hen replied

“I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce..”

😛

😀

Yaad Karta Hai Mujhko

Jab wo Ghamgeen Hota Hy To Yaad Karta Hy Mujhko
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Ab Tum Hi Batao “RAB” Se Uski Khushi Maangun Ya Gham.
…….
Good Morning.

New Style Of Proposing A Girl

New style of proposing a girl
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Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya
yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain.

Akele Ap ko

Akele Apko Ap k elawa kisi ko b nai Bus Ap hi ko

Ap KoSirf Ap Ko Realy Ap Ko Bs Ap Ko Of Course ApKo

Han GAp Ko Bs G Bs Ap Ko Sirf Or Sirf ApKo GG G

Ap Ko Hi Tang Krnay main maza aata hai..;

Allama Iqbal poetry

Daag-e-sajood

Agar teri peshani pey

Howa to kiya howa…

Koi aisa SAJDA

bhi tu kr k ZAMEEN pey

nishaan rahey..

*Allama Iqbal*

Titli se dil mein

Titli Si Dil Mein Ab Koi Tamanna Nahi Rehi,

Tum Ne Bichar Ke To Dil Ka Ajab Haal Kar Diya

J¡sse Paaya tha

Aankhe¡n khuL¡ To Jaag Uth¡ Hasrate¡n “TAMAM”

Usko Bh¡ KHOO D¡ya, J¡sse Paaya tha KHUWAB Me¡N.

You Will Get My Entire Insurance Amount

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Rahi Hai Namaz Meri

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per

Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka

Jb Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Our next generation

Our next generation will not b able to see polar bears and tigers !!
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To ham kya kare ? Hamne bhi to kabhi dinasaur nhi dekhe, kabhi shikayat ki?

Kiss Is The First Step

Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u…

Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ker

Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ker Simat Jaate Hain
Hum Teri Yaad Ke Daman Se Lipat Jaate Hain.

Funny Urdu Sms Jokes

Railway officer was taking an interview…

Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi

hen to tum kiya karoge?

Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.

Officer: Agr na badal sako?

Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.

Officer: Light na ho to?

Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.

Officer: Flag b na mila to?

Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.

Officer: wo kiyo?

Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho

Tum Jahan Peh Beth K Jati Ho
Main Waheen Pe Betha Rehta Hoon
Us Cheez Ko Choota Rehta Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbt Karta Hoon

Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Main Us Ko Dost Banata Hoon

Tum Jis Rustay Par Chalti Ho
Main Us Say Aata Jata Hoon

Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho

Loses the Relation

NEW THEORY: . . arguments wins the person but loses the relation.. !!

so dont argue with ur friends just, . . . . . slap them & say-BAS CHUP.. TU GALAT HAI:D

Sad moment when

The sad moment when you find an old conversation

between you and someone you donot talk to anymore

Ramzan Mubarak Chand 2012

Us ki rehmat se na umeed na ho ay Banda Momin .

Agr Us ne teri bakhshis na krni hoti tu Muslman k ghr peyda hi na krta..*..

Ramadan mubarak.

Good morning

Imagine Life Without Girls

Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper.

Do Chizen Zindagi ki

2 Chizen Zindagi ki Wazahat krti hen
1: Apka “Sabar”
Jb ap k pas kuch b na ho…
2: Apka “Rwyya” jb ap k ps sb kuch ho..

The biggest sacrify

A school held a Contest for little Kidz.The Theme was:

“The biggest sacrify my Dad Ever made for me”

Award winning Answer was:

“He Married my Mom..”

Milta Hon Har Aik Se

“Shikasta Dil Hai Magar Milta Hon Har Aik Se Hans Kar,,,
“Yehi Aik Fun Seekha Hai Bohat Kuch Kh0 Jane K Baad..

Mera kya Kasoor hai?

Mri Nzr sy Dekho Mra kya Kasor hy?
Khud pr Ikhtiyr ni Dil Mjbor hy
Wsy Bora ksi ka Chaha ni kbi
Hn Jan sy Barh kr apko Chaha Zaror hy..

Dr. Zakir Naik

If exposure of body is Modernism, then animals are more modern than humans…..
(Dr. Zakir Naik)

Dosti Sms

Hum doston ko apni shan samjtay hain

Rishton ko nibhana apna maan samjhtay hain

Hum doston say jaan nahi mangtay isliye k

Hum doston k apni jaam samjhtay hain

FROM: Anil Albert

Smile Exist For You

Boy: Can I tell you something

Girl: Sure

Boy: You have the prettiest smile

I have ever seen

Girl: Can I tell you something as well

Boy: Yeah.

Girl:This smile exists

only because of you..

Bacha Cheekha

Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,

Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!

Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..

Tere Piyar Ka Kya Jawab Don

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,
Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,
Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta,
Magar jo khud “Nayaab” ho usay kya “Gulaab” doon..

Ehsas- e- chahat

Wajod sheshay ka ho to pathro se mohabbat nai karty “SAGAR”

Ehsas- e- chahat na milay to wajood bikhar jaya karty hain..

Wo Jaga Dikati Hu

Girl:Jan Aj Me Tume Wo Jaga Dikati Hu Jaha Mera pendix Ka Operation Hua Tha.

Boy Khush Ho Kr Dikaho Dikaho

Girl: Wo Deko AKRAM Hospital. 😀

Lose Pen

If we lose a Pen, we can Buy a New one

but

If we lose Pen Cap we can’t Buy a New one

That’s why I CARE for my friends.

Sare ke sare ‘DHAKKAN’ hain……..:-D

Better to keep

It is better to keep mouth shut n let ppl thnk u 2 b a fool instead of speakng n leavng no doubt abt it:-D

Love your mother

Always love your mother because

you will never get another

Have Faith In Your Abilities

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities!
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Obama versus zardari

OBAMA or Z@RDRI jahaz me ja rahe thay

OBAMA bola:
“agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Mujh ko dua de gay”

Z@RDRI bola:
” agar mein sirf sharafat se sadarat chor doTo 18 caror log mujhe dua degay

Jahaz ka CaptainFARAZ bola:
Agar me tm dono ko gira doto puri dunya Mujhe Sms me zalil krna chor de gi.

Mohabbat ki Ibtada kerna

Kitna Acha Lagta Hai Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Ki Ibtada Karna

Dard Tou Tab Hota hai Jab Koi Apna Bana K Chor Jata Hai

Aankhon Ko Ho Sakay To Zara Ashkbaar Rakh

Aankhon Ko Ho Sakay To Zara Ashkbaar Rakh
Paiwastah Rah Shajar Se Ummeed-E-Bahar Rakh
Gham Se Jo Hai T-Alluq Usay Ustwaar Rakh
Rakhna Hi Hai Agar To Dil-E-Sogwaar Rakh
Sarchashma Terey Dil Main Muhabbat Ka Hai Agar
Sookhay Har Aik Hont Pe Aansoo Ki Dhaar Rakh
Aiy Maut Zindagi Ka Abhi Haath Main Hai Haath
Thamoonga Tera Haath Bhi, Tu Aitbaar Rakh

Suna Tha Doobnay Say

Suna Tha Doobnay Say Jaan Chali Jati hai DOST
Ishq-E-MUSTAFA Me jab Dooba To Jaan Me Jaan Aagai.

Zeher ka Piyala

Such baat pe milta hai sada zeher ka piyala

Jina hai tu phir jurat-e-izhar na mango

There Are Not Enough Words

There Are not Enough Words In The Dictionary
To Tell You How Much I Respect You,
There Are not Enough Ways In The World
To Show How Much
I Care About You And
Not Enough Wonderful Moments
To Share With You While Studying

Stop Smiling

Everydy I wait for ur msg
But everyday u 4get,
if u again do this
then

I’ll jump from TRAIN

When it stops

I wil take all da sleeping pills

& will throw them in dustbin;-)

i will hang myself wid fan

& wil clean it:-P

And finally,
i wil take knife n wil cut

an apple 4 me as i wil b tired of doing all dis stuff.

Stop Smiling I m serious! Dnt 4get to msg 😉

Iftar K Wqt Dua

Iftar k wqt dua na mangna aisa hai,
Jesy k aik mzdor ny pora din kam kia,
Aur apni ujrat liye bghare chla gya.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

Ab Or Kia Chahte Ho

Nazr e Mohbbat Ka Kia Tawan Chahte Ho?

Dil Chahte Ho Ya Jan Chahte Ho……..

Parwa Nai Anjam e Mohabt Jo B Ho,

Bus Ab Fesla Suna do Jo Tum Chahte Ho………

Phulon Ki Gali Ho Ya Ho Kanto Ka Nagar

Lejao Sanam Waha Jahan tum Chahte Ho……

Be His tum Nahi to Khamosh Q Ho?

Mene Kr di Ha zindgi teray naam

Ab Or Kia Chahte Ho……?

Happiness is the key to success

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”

Dil Ka Mamla

Meri dil ki E C G

_/__/__/__
jab tum sms karte ho to

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or jab sms nhi karke to

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SMS kiya karo dil ka mamla hai.

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Phir Jaan Humari le jana

jub kanch uthana per jye
tum hat humara le jana
jub samjho ke koi saat nhi
tum saat humara le jana
jub dikho ke tum tanha ho
or rasty hai dushwar bohot
to hum koapna khe dina
or bee bake sahara le jana
jo bazi bhi tum jito ge
jo minzil bhi tum pao ge
hum pass tumhary ho na ho
ehsas humara le jana
jub yaad humari ajye
tum pass humary ajana
bs ak muskaan hume dina
phir jaan humari le jana

Efforts May Fail

Efforts May Fail,
But Dont Fail To Make Efforts,
Great Things Always Come Late,
Believe In Urself.
There Is No Shortcut To Success!.

Live At Best

“U never get a second chance to make a first impression”
&
“U Never born 4 the second time 2 make this life good”
So Live Your Best Life 2day.

Girne wala Ansoo

“ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin Is me
itni TAQAT hoti he k Wo SAMANDR k barabr Gunah mita deta hai.”

(SubhanAllah)

Bholi si surat

Chay wala 1 girl se:
“Bholi si surat Aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..Aye haye

Girl reply:
“kali si surat Haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
‘chay chay’

Best Urdu Islamic Poetry Sms

ChaL0 ¡k nazm likhte hain,
Kisi k nam krte hain,
Mgr ye sochna h ab,
K us m zikr kis ka ho,
K us m baat kis ki ho,
K us m zat kis ki ho,
Aur ye bhi farz krte hain,
K jis pe nazm likhte hain,
Humain us se muhabat h,
Hamare sare jazboon ko,
Bus us ki hi zarorat h,
Chalo ik kam krte hain,
K hum jo nazm likhte hain,
Wo”RABB” k naam krte hain,
Wohi unwan ho is ka,
Usi ka zikr ho is m
Ussi ki baat ho is m
Ussi ki zaat ho is m
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Woh Khaliq…
Wohi Malik….
Wohi Raziq…
Wohi Haqdar h is ka….

Really Blind

Husband: Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?

Wife: Didnt you hear his good words to me?

Husband: No, what did he say?

Wife: He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.

Husband: Oh, I see. He is really blind

Mother teresa love quote

If you judge people,
you have no time to love them

-Mother teresa

Difference between Good and Bad day

The only difference between

a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Mere Amal ka badla

Mere Aamal ka badla to jahannum hi tha

Maii to jaata magar Sarkar(Sallah ho alaihi wa alhi wasalam) Ne jaane na diya.

SubhanALLAH !!!

Jitne Dua Soch Rakhe Hai

Tumharay waastay Jitni Duaein Soch Rakkhi Hain,

Agar Likhna Unhein Chahoon Bari He Mukhtasar

Ye Zindagi Mehsoos Hoti Hai…

Do Misron Mein Meray Ye Haseen

Jazbay Samajh Lena…

Tumhari Raat Tehray Paaniyon k

Shor Jesi Ho

Tumhara Din Tumhary Bachapanay ki Eid Jesa Ho…!!!

life is a card game

Life is all about a card game.
Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.
But playing well with
the cards in hand, determines our Success