Hadis Pak hai
1- Khuda ki khushi baap ki khushi ma hai
2-Sood khor ke DUA qabol nai hoti
3-Jisny namaz ki fiqr chori , ALLAH ne uski fiqr Chori
4-Joo shahks hr FARZ NAMAZ ke bad AYAT-AL-KURSI parhy ,
tous ke aur janat k darmyan ka fasla sirf MAUT ka hai
5-ALLAH us shakhs ko ABAD kerta hai jo HADIS sun ker dosro ko sunae
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…
jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
Being a good person is like being a goal keeper,
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember only the one that we missed,
THats life! Just think on it..
*Rakha Jab Sajday Me Sar To Ehsaas Hua,
Dilon Me To Khuda Ko Basaya Nahi, Sajday Me Kis Ki Talash Hai___!*
Dolat Kamana Ki Adat Ya Khawaish To Sub Ko Hoti Ha
Per Kisi Ko Kum Aur Kisi Ko Ziyada.
Khuli Aankh Mein Sapna Jhaankta Hai
Wo Soya Hai Ke Kuch Kuch Jaagta Hai
Teri Chahat Ke Bheege Junglon Mein
Mera Tan, More Ban Kar Naachta Hai
Mujhe Har Kaifiyat Mein Kyun Na Samjhe
Wo Mere Sab Hawale Jaanta Hai
Main Uski Dastaras Mein Hon, Magar Wo
Mujhe Meri Raza Se Maangta Hai
Kisi Ke Dhyaan Mein Dooba Hua Dil
Bahane Se Mujhe Bhi Taalta Hai
Sarak Ko Chore Kar Chalna Parega
Ke Mere Ghar Ka Kaccha Raasta Hai
More on Urdu Love Poetry Shayari
Wo mare badsalooki mai bi mujhy dua dati hai.
Aghosh mai le kr sb ghum bhula date hai.
Yun lagta hai jaisy jannat sy a rahe ho khushbo.
Jb wo apny palu sy mujhy hawa dati hai.
Mai agar kroon anjany mai koi ghalte.
Meri ‘Maa’ es pr b muskura deti hai.
Kya khub bnaya hai rab ny rishta ‘Maa’ ka.
Weeran ghar ko b jannat bna dati hai
‘Maa’ ke bad mera kon sahara hai.
Ye he soch mujhy kbe kabi rula dati hai…!!
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Happy Mothers Day
Bersoon bad b mai us ki adat na badal sakka….!
Kash mai us ka pyar nahi us ki adat hota….”A’Nuu”
Two things will define your success in Life:
1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.
Wo Ajnabi Tha To Mujse Dil Lagaya Kyun?
Is Gair Ko Apna Banaya Kyun ?
Wo Mera Hota To Mujhe Chhod K Kyun Jata?
Wo Mera Nahi Tha To Meri Zindagi Me Aya Kyun?
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?
80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!
Jab adalaton k naam “Uzma” aur “Aalya” hon
to un ki izat looti hi jae gi
.. Veena malik ki iftikhar chaudry sy mulaqat k dooran izhar e hamdardi
BOY: Mere sath chalogi?
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: oK police station chalte hain.
BOY: Lo batao, ab banda apni Sister
se mazaq bhi nahi kr sakta.
mohabat k nafrat hai koi itna tu smjhaye..
kbhi main dil sy larta hon ,kbhi dil mjh sy lrta hai….
U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits
But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
Live life like a pair of walking feet,
The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame
because they both knows their situation will change..
EK “CHUHA” THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho mat.:-P
Main faqat Khaak hoon Magar’ “NAAME-E-MOHAMMAD” se hai Nisbat Meri
Yehi Aik Rishta Hai Jo Meri Aukaat badal deta hai.
A Dog Fell In Love
With A Cat
But
Dog’s Parents
Refused Cat
Gues Why?
The Gave A Solid Reason
Kurri Muchhaan wali aye
“Wellwisher is not who meets u daily & talks to u daily.
Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meets u but always thinks of u & ur Hapiness…!
Mila k hath ek Roz, khud hi Daman Chura liya Us ne..!!!
Wo hi larka jo kabhi Agosh me Sonay ki Zid karta tha !!
Boy: Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching
Girl: Impossible
Boy: Lagi shartt ek Pepsi Ki ??
Girl: Ok
Boy: ne zor Se gallay lgaya
Girl: Hey You touched me
Boy : han to ro q rahi ho??? laa rha hoo na pepsi
Sardar:
Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui,
menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan.
Friend:”Aur ab?”
Sardar:
“Kha hi janda
te changa c
” kAAM KI BAAT ”
Apne Bhtren WQt Ko “Namaz”K Lye
“Waqf”Kro
Q k Tmhre Sb Kaam Tumhari “Namaz” K Bad “Qabool” Honge. Plz 4wd JAZAKALLAH.
Friends are like stars, they come and go,
but the ones that stay are the ones that glow
We Are Often Betrayed By The Most Trusted Person &
Often Loved By The Most Unexpected
Ones..
Some people Make Us Cry On The Things that we Have Never Done,
While
Some people Ignore All Our mistakes Just 2 se Smile on our face..
Some Leave Us When We Need them The Most
& Some Stick To Us Even When We Ask Them 2 Leave…
World Is a Mixture Of Such People
We Just Need 2 Knw Which Hand is jst To Shake & Which Hand is To Hold…
Isi KARZ Ko Ada Krnay k Wastay Hum Saari Raat Nahi So patay
Ke Shayad Koi Jaag Rha Ho is Duniya Mein Humaray Liye.
GOOD NIGHT
Connect to ALLAH
because this line is
– Never Busy
– Always Answered
– No Hang up
– No Heart Break
Jab Bilkul Akely ho
ALLAH KO Yaad Kro
Preshan ho
DROOD SHARIF Parho
Udas ho
YA HAYEE-O-YA QAYYUM Parho
Tension me ho
YA RAHIMO Parho…
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay
to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye
logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho
sardar replied that…….wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
Milay Jahan Sy Kisi Ko Kaante Kisi K Hissey Gulaab Thehre_!
Jisey WOH Chahey Nawazta Hai Ye Mere RAB K Hisaab Thehre_!
Bara RAHEEM O KARIM Hai WOH Jisey B De De Ye Uski Marzi_!
Kisi K Hissey Sawab Likh De Kisi K Hisse Azaab Thehrey_!
Ye Apni Taqdeer Sy Mila Hai Kisi Ko Dariyaa Kisi Ko Sehraa_!
Koi Trasta Hai Boond Bhar Ko Kisi K Hissey Sailaab Thehre_!
Koi To Din Mei B Sapne Dekhe Kisi Sy Neendain B Door Bhaagain_!
Kisi K Hissey main Ratt Jagy To Kisi K Hissey Main khuwaab Thehre…
Jissy WOH Chahay Nawazta Hai… YE MERE RAB K HISAAB THEHRE…!
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us,
who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
“Kash kuch Dino ke Liye Duniya ko chor jana Mumkin hota
“Faraz”
suna hai Log bohat yaad kerte hein Duniya se chale jany k baad..!!”
The only thing standing
between you and your goal is
the bullshit story you keep
telling yourself as to why
you can not achieve it.
Raat hui jab shaam k baad,
teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad,
humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
teri awaaj ayi har saans ke baad..
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…
Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,
Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage!
“Hawa jab zard paton ko juda shakhon se karti hai”
“Hmain tum se bichar jana yaad boht ata hai”
According to british psychology, the following r true, regarding ur month of birth:
January, Peace maker.
February, Playfull but clever.
March, Sacrificing nature.
April, Powerfull & charming.
May, Lucky & caring.
June, Lovable but funny.
July, Knowledgeable.
August, Emotional but dominating.
September, Surprising and stuborn
October, Adamant but nice.
November, Understanding.
December, Brilliant but silly.
The day we met,
that was by chance,
but the relationship we had,
was more than we cud sense.
Soz-e-Firaaq-e-Yaar Mein
Marna Nahi Kamal
Marr Marr k Hijr-e-Yaar Mein
Jeena Kamal Hy.
Why do we close our eyes
when we pray, cry, kiss, dream ?
Because the most beautiful things in life
are not seen
but
felt only by heart.
Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah.
Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah.
Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.
Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)
humne bhi mangi thi duva aashiyane ki
chal padi aandhiyan jamane ki
koi na samajh saka mere gum ko
kyun ki mujhe aadat thi muskurane ki
Tu bacha bacha k na ralkh isey tera aina hai wo aina
k shikasta ho to aziz tar hai nigha e aina saaz main
Before you ask others, ask Allah.
Thats way, anyone you turn to after that
is surely a means of guidance in your matter, from Him.
Dear Customr,
Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.
“5 Ka 55”
Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.
Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.
2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.
3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.
4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.
Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai
“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p
Guftgoo aisi cheez he jis ki waja se Insaan:
Ya to dil mein utar jata hay
Ya phir dil se utar jata hay.
When you know that ALLAH Stands with you… THEN…
It does not matter who Stands against you…
Zamin pe chl na ska asman sy b gya,
Katwa k pr wo parinda uraan sy b gya,
Tabah kr gai pakkay makan ki khwahish,
Mai apne gaon k kachay makan sy b gya,
Dost aag mei jal k b kya mila muj ko,
Usy bcha na ska apni jan sy b gya,
Bhulana chaha to uski b inteha kr di,
Wo shaks ab mery wehm-o-guman sy b gya,
Kisi k hath ka nikla huwa wo teer hoon mai,
Hadaf ko choo na ska or kamaan sy b gya.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I will come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
GirL: Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao !!
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BOY:-. . . . . . .
Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM ,
DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm…
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
Dosti muhabbat ka phool he sambhal kar rakhna
Tuty na dil kisi ka bus itna khyal rakhna….
“Ye Jan kr khushi hui k usay bhi Meray dukh dard ka ahsas hai
“” SAGAR”” ”Aaj us ne Bhi keh diya itne dukh sehtay ho, “Mar” Q Nahi Jaatay.
Hm to yun hi tez awaz mein sheela sheela kh rhe thy faraz…
Ammi ne chappal se hme neela peela kr dia..:-D
They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…
‘WRIGHT BroS’
(makers of aeroplane)
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He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.
‘STEVE JOBS’
(owner of APPLE Computer)
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Teachers told him he wz “too stupid 2 learn anythng”
‘EDISON’
(inventor of light bulb)
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He was lectured after evry few days abt lack of interest in studies
Its Me’
(Coming soon)
Shukar ALLAH PAAK ka jis ne aap jaise insan se mera taluq jora magr afsos k mujh se kafi ghaltiyan bhi hui jo meri dunia o aakhrat ki nakami ka sabab bn sakti hain, Ho sakta hay pichlay saal SHAB.E.BAARAT pe mera AAMAAL NAMA meri ghaltion k sath band ho gaya ho, Agr kisi waqt meri kisi baat ne aapko dukh pohnchaya to KHUDARA mujhe maaf ker dein meharbani.. ALLAH TAALA maaf karne walon ko pasand karta hai. Me ap se dil se mafi chahta hn Plz duWao ma zaror yad rkhna
Khusra Maths K Paper Main uth k Dance Karny laga
Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.
khusra: Mere teacher Ne Kaha Tha maths me Har STep K Number HoTy Hain.
Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.
Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..
Husband: aur nahi to kya..
Dost: phir Kya Boli ?
Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se
baahar aa jao Ab Nahi Maarungi..
Pak ny india ki bajA di .
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Galat matlb smjy ho gy :p
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Galat he ha 😀 :p
L0 ji. . . bus 24 r0zay reh gaye. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rozo ka pata e nai laga… 😀
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
The whole secret of a successful life
is to find out what is one’s destiny to do,
and then do it.
To realize the value of:
1year- Ask 1 who failed in an exam.
1month-Ask 1 who has not received his salary
1week-Ask 1 who has stayed in relative’s home
1day-Ask one who is fasting
1hour-Ask 1 who is waiting for someone
1min-Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.
1sec-Ask 1 who had escaped from an accident…
Every moment is a treasure…
Yesterday is history, 2morrow is a mystery..but today is a Gift, thats why we call it the ”PRESENT” =)
‘Allah jo rehmat logo’n k leay khol daey so iska koi bund krnay wala nahi or jis ko bund kr daey siwa uskay iska koi jari krnay wala nahi or wohi Ghalib Hikmat wala hai’
Sura Faatir Ayat#2
Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa
Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan
Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki
Harf sajda kunan hain honton per
Har taraf al-atash ki awazein
Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey
Dharkno k galu pay khanjar hai
Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida
Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say
Pyar ki alqama pay pehray hain
Zeest ko daan abla pai
Dast-e-Qatil mein zulf subha ki
Ashk arzan huey hain palkon pay
Phir Muharram kaa chand nikla hai
Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?
A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
Mele Babu ne kya khaya
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Meanwhile,
Single are still Busy in
Saali Rajai me Hawaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai 😛
The person who gives you Unexpressed Happiness…
will always be the reason for your Unexpressed sadness
“WARAS SHAH”
Mery dil di “PEHLI KAHANI”parh,Kisy hor nu yar banavi na…..
Menu soch samjh k dil daiveen, Mery naal mazaq banavi na……
Is pyar vich rolly ty hundy e ne, Dil qaim rkhein ghabravien na..
Je tu mangain te main”JIND DESAAN”,Per kise hor nu yar bnaveen na…….
“VAIRI JAG” sara is pyar da ae, “BE_QADRY”nu dard sunavien na…..
A dunia bari he zalim ae, Ainu kadi vi dukh sunaveen na..
Her ek ni honda”PAYAR DY QABIL”, Ay gal meri tu bhulavien na……..
J mil javey tenu “DOST SACHA” uss”DOST”nu kdi”azmawien” na……..
Y Men & Women Dont Understand Each Other?
Coz God Gave Gud Brains 2 Men & Gud Hearts 2 Women.! But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains
Salam Us pe k Jis k ghar me chandi thi na sona tha,
Salam Us pe k toota boria Jis ka bichona tha,
Salam Us pe Jo sachai ki khatir dukh uthata tha,
Salam Us pe Jo bhooka reh kr auron ko khilata tha,
Salam Us pe Jo ummat k liye raaton ko rota tha,
Salam Us pe Jo farsh-e-khak par jaaron me sota tha,
Salam Us pe Jo dunya k liye rehmat hi rehmat hai,
Salam Us pe k
Jis ki zaat
fakhr-e- aadmiyat hai.
MUSTAFA JAN-E-REHMAT PE LAKHON SALAM
Ay Suraj!Tu unko mera pehgam keh dena,
Kushi ka Din Or Hansi ki sham keh dena.
Jb wo dekhen tuje bahir A kr,
Tu unko mera SALAM keh dena.
GOOD Night
“Expectations are a gift not a curse,
When people expect something from you,
It means you have given them reasons to believe in you
Have a gud day”
Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.
kiya wo phat gaya tha?
Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola
“THAAA”
As rain covers the sun..
Truth covers the lie..
Flowers cover the garden..
I wish
&
Pray that
Happiness
Covers all da worries of ur life…
Ameen..
Subha bakhair
Mana K Hr Ksi Py Aitbar Acha Nai Hota
Mgr Dil Me Daba K Raz Rakhna B Acha Nai Hota
Qadr Krna Agr Ksi Ki To Dil Sy Krna
Wrna Dikhavy Ka Pyar Acha Nai Hta.
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Woh Apni hai ya begani Acha Lagta hai
Do pal us kay Saath Bitana Acha Lagta hai
Roz Bahane ker ke Jana Acha Lagtha hai
Ik Jalak bhi uski pana Acha lagtha hai
Kahne ko jab chahoon Haan kar degi wo
Lekin phir be uska na Acha lagtha hai
Uski Baat kuch Alag hai mujh ko kuch bhi kah lay
Aashiq , pagal ya Deewana Acha Lagta hai
Usko Log sharma kahte hain muskati hai wo
Mujh ko kehte hai parwana Acha lagta hai
Rishta hai na jane mera us say kia
Mere Khawabo me bhi uska Aana Acha lagta hai
Namaz qakem kerne k 5 inamaat,
1. Allah kareem rizq ka intazam farma dete hein.
2. Kabar k azab se bach lia jaye ga.
3. Roz-e-qyamat nama-amal sedhe hath ma hoga.
4. Bagher hisab k janat ma jaye ga.
5. Pul-sirat se bijli ki terhan guzar jaye ga.
Women fall in love by what they hear,
And
Men fall in love by what they see..
So that’s why Women do Makeup and Men tell Lies! ;-
We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, therefore,
is not an act but a habit.
Vaada hai Humari,,
Dosti khas Rahegi,,,
Yado ki Jhalak Dil ke paas rahegi,,,,
Nahi Bhulenge aapko aur aapki Dosti ko,,,,
Jab tak Dil me Dhadkan aur Ye saas Rahegi.4uuu,
Yu Na Khinch Apni Taraf Mujhe bebas Kar Ke
Aisa Na Ho Ke Khud Se Bhi Bichhad Jau
Or Tu Bhi Na Miley..!!
Shohar: Dr ne kaha hy k meray daant mei keera hay.
Bivi (tanz se):
Dr ne beemari tu sahi batai hay magar jaga ghalat bata di .
In your eyes, I found the greatest prize
You and I could not be closer
And in your arms, is everything I want
Now I know my search is over
And I do not know where you take me
But it’s exactly where I wanna be
Jis shaks, mein Wafadari na ho,
Us k Sath Dosti kerny ka matlab khud ko Zaleel krna hai…
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
A hen falls in love with crow.
Cock caught them both red handed.
Cock said
“Muj me kia kami hy??
Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.
Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta
Asa kia hy us crow me jo muj me nai?”
Hen replied
“I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce..”
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Jab wo Ghamgeen Hota Hy To Yaad Karta Hy Mujhko
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Ab Tum Hi Batao “RAB” Se Uski Khushi Maangun Ya Gham.
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Good Morning.
New style of proposing a girl
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Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya
yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain.
Akele Apko Ap k elawa kisi ko b nai Bus Ap hi ko
Ap KoSirf Ap Ko Realy Ap Ko Bs Ap Ko Of Course ApKo
Han GAp Ko Bs G Bs Ap Ko Sirf Or Sirf ApKo GG G
Ap Ko Hi Tang Krnay main maza aata hai..;
Daag-e-sajood
Agar teri peshani pey
Howa to kiya howa…
Koi aisa SAJDA
bhi tu kr k ZAMEEN pey
nishaan rahey..
*Allama Iqbal*
Titli Si Dil Mein Ab Koi Tamanna Nahi Rehi,
Tum Ne Bichar Ke To Dil Ka Ajab Haal Kar Diya
Aankhe¡n khuL¡ To Jaag Uth¡ Hasrate¡n “TAMAM”
Usko Bh¡ KHOO D¡ya, J¡sse Paaya tha KHUWAB Me¡N.
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per
Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,
Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka
Jb Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!
Our next generation will not b able to see polar bears and tigers !!
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To ham kya kare ? Hamne bhi to kabhi dinasaur nhi dekhe, kabhi shikayat ki?
Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u…
Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ker Simat Jaate Hain
Hum Teri Yaad Ke Daman Se Lipat Jaate Hain.
Railway officer was taking an interview…
Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
Officer: wo kiyo?
Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!
Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho
Tum Jahan Peh Beth K Jati Ho
Main Waheen Pe Betha Rehta Hoon
Us Cheez Ko Choota Rehta Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbt Karta Hoon
Tum Jis Se Huns K Milti Ho
Main Us Ko Dost Banata Hoon
Tum Jis Rustay Par Chalti Ho
Main Us Say Aata Jata Hoon
Main Aisi Mohabbat Karta Hoon
Tum Kaisi Mohabbat Karti Ho
NEW THEORY: . . arguments wins the person but loses the relation.. !!
so dont argue with ur friends just, . . . . . slap them & say-BAS CHUP.. TU GALAT HAI:D
The sad moment when you find an old conversation
between you and someone you donot talk to anymore
Us ki rehmat se na umeed na ho ay Banda Momin .
Agr Us ne teri bakhshis na krni hoti tu Muslman k ghr peyda hi na krta..*..
Ramadan mubarak.
Good morning
Imagine Life without Girls
-All theater silent
-Police at rest
-Mobile companies in loss
-Gift shop in loss
All boys were university topper.
2 Chizen Zindagi ki Wazahat krti hen
1: Apka “Sabar”
Jb ap k pas kuch b na ho…
2: Apka “Rwyya” jb ap k ps sb kuch ho..
A school held a Contest for little Kidz.The Theme was:
“The biggest sacrify my Dad Ever made for me”
Award winning Answer was:
“He Married my Mom..”
“Shikasta Dil Hai Magar Milta Hon Har Aik Se Hans Kar,,,
“Yehi Aik Fun Seekha Hai Bohat Kuch Kh0 Jane K Baad..
Mri Nzr sy Dekho Mra kya Kasor hy?
Khud pr Ikhtiyr ni Dil Mjbor hy
Wsy Bora ksi ka Chaha ni kbi
Hn Jan sy Barh kr apko Chaha Zaror hy..
If exposure of body is Modernism, then animals are more modern than humans…..
(Dr. Zakir Naik)
Hum doston ko apni shan samjtay hain
Rishton ko nibhana apna maan samjhtay hain
Hum doston say jaan nahi mangtay isliye k
Hum doston k apni jaam samjhtay hain
FROM: Anil Albert
Boy: Can I tell you something
Girl: Sure
Boy: You have the prettiest smile
I have ever seen
Girl: Can I tell you something as well
Boy: Yeah.
Girl:This smile exists
only because of you..
Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,
Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!
Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..
Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,
Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,
Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta,
Magar jo khud “Nayaab” ho usay kya “Gulaab” doon..
Wajod sheshay ka ho to pathro se mohabbat nai karty “SAGAR”
Ehsas- e- chahat na milay to wajood bikhar jaya karty hain..
Girl:Jan Aj Me Tume Wo Jaga Dikati Hu Jaha Mera pendix Ka Operation Hua Tha.
Boy Khush Ho Kr Dikaho Dikaho
Girl: Wo Deko AKRAM Hospital. 😀
If we lose a Pen, we can Buy a New one
but
If we lose Pen Cap we can’t Buy a New one
That’s why I CARE for my friends.
Sare ke sare ‘DHAKKAN’ hain……..:-D
It is better to keep mouth shut n let ppl thnk u 2 b a fool instead of speakng n leavng no doubt abt it:-D
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities!
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.
OBAMA or Z@RDRI jahaz me ja rahe thay
OBAMA bola:
“agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Mujh ko dua de gay”
Z@RDRI bola:
” agar mein sirf sharafat se sadarat chor doTo 18 caror log mujhe dua degay
Jahaz ka CaptainFARAZ bola:
Agar me tm dono ko gira doto puri dunya Mujhe Sms me zalil krna chor de gi.
Kitna Acha Lagta Hai Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Ki Ibtada Karna
Dard Tou Tab Hota hai Jab Koi Apna Bana K Chor Jata Hai
Aankhon Ko Ho Sakay To Zara Ashkbaar Rakh
Paiwastah Rah Shajar Se Ummeed-E-Bahar Rakh
Gham Se Jo Hai T-Alluq Usay Ustwaar Rakh
Rakhna Hi Hai Agar To Dil-E-Sogwaar Rakh
Sarchashma Terey Dil Main Muhabbat Ka Hai Agar
Sookhay Har Aik Hont Pe Aansoo Ki Dhaar Rakh
Aiy Maut Zindagi Ka Abhi Haath Main Hai Haath
Thamoonga Tera Haath Bhi, Tu Aitbaar Rakh
Suna Tha Doobnay Say Jaan Chali Jati hai DOST
Ishq-E-MUSTAFA Me jab Dooba To Jaan Me Jaan Aagai.
There Are not Enough Words In The Dictionary
To Tell You How Much I Respect You,
There Are not Enough Ways In The World
To Show How Much
I Care About You And
Not Enough Wonderful Moments
To Share With You While Studying
Everydy I wait for ur msg
But everyday u 4get,
if u again do this
then
I’ll jump from TRAIN
When it stops
I wil take all da sleeping pills
& will throw them in dustbin;-)
i will hang myself wid fan
& wil clean it:-P
And finally,
i wil take knife n wil cut
an apple 4 me as i wil b tired of doing all dis stuff.
Stop Smiling I m serious! Dnt 4get to msg 😉
Iftar k wqt dua na mangna aisa hai,
Jesy k aik mzdor ny pora din kam kia,
Aur apni ujrat liye bghare chla gya.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)
Nazr e Mohbbat Ka Kia Tawan Chahte Ho?
Dil Chahte Ho Ya Jan Chahte Ho……..
Parwa Nai Anjam e Mohabt Jo B Ho,
Bus Ab Fesla Suna do Jo Tum Chahte Ho………
Phulon Ki Gali Ho Ya Ho Kanto Ka Nagar
Lejao Sanam Waha Jahan tum Chahte Ho……
Be His tum Nahi to Khamosh Q Ho?
Mene Kr di Ha zindgi teray naam
Ab Or Kia Chahte Ho……?
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
Meri dil ki E C G
_/__/__/__
jab tum sms karte ho to
_////_///__///_
or jab sms nhi karke to
________________/_______
SMS kiya karo dil ka mamla hai.
Submit By: Irfan Kasi (+923003893431)
jub kanch uthana per jye
tum hat humara le jana
jub samjho ke koi saat nhi
tum saat humara le jana
jub dikho ke tum tanha ho
or rasty hai dushwar bohot
to hum koapna khe dina
or bee bake sahara le jana
jo bazi bhi tum jito ge
jo minzil bhi tum pao ge
hum pass tumhary ho na ho
ehsas humara le jana
jub yaad humari ajye
tum pass humary ajana
bs ak muskaan hume dina
phir jaan humari le jana
Efforts May Fail,
But Dont Fail To Make Efforts,
Great Things Always Come Late,
Believe In Urself.
There Is No Shortcut To Success!.
“U never get a second chance to make a first impression”
&
“U Never born 4 the second time 2 make this life good”
So Live Your Best Life 2day.
“ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,
Lekin Is me
itni TAQAT hoti he k Wo SAMANDR k barabr Gunah mita deta hai.”
(SubhanAllah)
Chay wala 1 girl se:
“Bholi si surat Aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..Aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat Haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
‘chay chay’
ChaL0 ¡k nazm likhte hain,
Kisi k nam krte hain,
Mgr ye sochna h ab,
K us m zikr kis ka ho,
K us m baat kis ki ho,
K us m zat kis ki ho,
Aur ye bhi farz krte hain,
K jis pe nazm likhte hain,
Humain us se muhabat h,
Hamare sare jazboon ko,
Bus us ki hi zarorat h,
Chalo ik kam krte hain,
K hum jo nazm likhte hain,
Wo”RABB” k naam krte hain,
Wohi unwan ho is ka,
Usi ka zikr ho is m
Ussi ki baat ho is m
Ussi ki zaat ho is m
K
Woh Khaliq…
Wohi Malik….
Wohi Raziq…
Wohi Haqdar h is ka….
Husband: Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife: Didnt you hear his good words to me?
Husband: No, what did he say?
Wife: He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.
Husband: Oh, I see. He is really blind
The only difference between
a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Mere Aamal ka badla to jahannum hi tha
Maii to jaata magar Sarkar(Sallah ho alaihi wa alhi wasalam) Ne jaane na diya.
SubhanALLAH !!!
Tumharay waastay Jitni Duaein Soch Rakkhi Hain,
Agar Likhna Unhein Chahoon Bari He Mukhtasar
Ye Zindagi Mehsoos Hoti Hai…
Do Misron Mein Meray Ye Haseen
Jazbay Samajh Lena…
Tumhari Raat Tehray Paaniyon k
Shor Jesi Ho
Tumhara Din Tumhary Bachapanay ki Eid Jesa Ho…!!!
Life is all about a card game.
Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.
But playing well with
the cards in hand, determines our Success
A Million Beautiful Days
Would Not Be Too Many And
A Million Knowledge
Would Be To Few To Express About Your Teachings
I Thanks God For Giving Me Such A Teacher Like U
Wishing U A Happy Teacher Day?
INTELLIGENCE TEST:-
Sirf aik Bar he msg ko Parh kar Last mein Diye Gaye Question ka Answer dein!
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Yad rahy msg sirf aik Bar Parhna hy!
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Itz a Real Challenge
if U accept it.
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Sawal ye hy
K
LASSI ko English me Kia Kehty hain?
Suna Ha Is Mohbbat Mai Bht Nuqsan Hota Ha.
Mehkta Jhoomta Jeevan, Ghamon K Naam Hota Ha.
Suna Ha Chain Kho Kr Wo, Seher Sa Sham Rota Ha
Mohbbat Jo Bh Krta Ha Bht Badnam Hota Ha
Suna Ha Is Mohbbat Mai Kahin Bh Dil Nh Lgta
Bina UsK Nigahon Mai Koi Mosam Nh Jachta
Khafa Jis Sa mohbbat Ho
Wo Zindagi Bhar nhi Hansta
Bht Anmol Ha Wo Dil, Ujar Kr Phr nh Basta
Suna ha Is Mohbbat mai Bht Nuqsan hota ha.
“Musafir Badal Jatey Hein, Rafaaqat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Mohabbat Zinda Rehti Hai Mohabbat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Kali Ka phool Banna or Ban K Phir Bikhar Jana…….”
“Yehi Qanoon-e-Qudrat Hai,or Qudrat Kab Badalti Hai…….”
“Tumhi Ko Chahtay Hein Hum,Tumhi Se Piyaar Karte Hein…..”
“Yehi Barson Se Aadat Hai Aur Aadat Kab Badalti Hai……”
“Jo Dil Pe Naksh Ho Jaey,Nigahon Mein Simat Jaey…….”
“Alamat Hai Ye Chahat Ki,Aur Chahat Kab Badalti hai…!
Every tear is a sign of
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Cutting oni0ns!
😮
😉
Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance!
😀
😉
Every smile is a sign of
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Daily brushing!
😛
Life is so simple
Dont make it complicatd with difficult explanati0ns.
kro kaj jabeen pay sar kafhan mary kateelo ko guma na ho
k garoray ishq ka banakpan pasay marg hm ny bhula dia
Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki
Kahan Se Dhoondh K Lain Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab B Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hy
Sunai Deti Hy Ab Bhi Azaan Akber Ki
Bahadur do tarah k hote he,
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pehle nepal wale 😛
aur dusre kadaake ki thand me roz subah nahane wale 😀
Dear God,
With the dawn of New Year,
I realise that my destiny is solely the result of my actions.
I hereby, thank you and unconditionally accept my fate as has been planned by You.
I ask for forgiveness for my past mistakes;
and beg for the courage to seek the path of righteousness!
GOLDEN RULE: Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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LekiN
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GamlY k SaatH.
Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey,
Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…
Distance Are Not A Matter , When The Memories Are Sweet. Special Peoples Are Never Forgotten , because They Remain In Heart Beats.
Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W) ka irshaad e mubarik hai : “meri ummat per wo waqt anay wala hai jb dosri qaumen lukma e tar smjh kr in per is tarah tot parn ge js tarah khanay wale dastarkhawn pe tot parte hn”.
Ksi ne pocha: Ya Rasool Allah (S.A.W) kya us zamanay mein hmari tadad is kadr km ho jae ge?
“us wqt tmhari tadad km na ho ge albta tm sailb mein behnay wale tinkn ki tarah be wazn ho jao ge aur tmara roub khtm ho jae ga aur tmare andr buzdili paida ho jae ge” is per aik shakhs ne pocha: “yh buzdili q paida ho ge?” aap (S.A.W) ne farmaya : “tm dunya se mhbt krne lgo ge aur maut se bhagnay aur nfrt krne lgo ge”
(Abu dawood muarif ul hadees)
Diff B/W ignorance & patience
When u see da Mirror & u dont laugh at urself that is Ignorance &
when i look at u & i also dont laugh thats called patience
Akaily Jeeny Ki Aadat To Pehly Se Thi, “Faraz”
Janey Q Tanhai Mehsus Ho Rahi Hai Us K BadL Janey K Baad!
JAB INSAN HAR kisi se chup k gunah karta hai To ALLAH farmata hai……..
ey Ibn-e-Aadam…Tujhy Tamam rishton mai sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, Sirf Mujh ” ALLAH ” se chupana gawara na kia..
Somtimes a small Msg can change The Life.
Loving Names of
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.)
1. In Quran
(MUHAMMAD & AHMED)
2. In Zaboor
(AAQIB )
3. In Toraat
(MAAZ)
4. In Bible
(FARQALEET)
5. In Heaven
(ABDUL KAREEM)
6. In Sky
(MUJTABA)
7. In Earth
(MOAZZAM)
8. AMBIYA-E-KIRAAM call him as
(ABDUL WAHAB )
9. MALAIKA call him as
(ABDUL HAMEED)
AND
10. ALLAH TAALA calls Him as
(YASEEN)
Spread this lovly Message
to All Muslims & Prophet Lovers.
Dear friends!
Tum doston ke baghair Life aisi hai…
Jaise
Romantic Movie
Radio pe
CHAL rahi ho….! 😉
Really:-p
MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose.
The same material sugar is made of . . .
A girl raised hand: “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar..?”
The professor’s reply was a medical masterpiece:
“My dear, that is becoz the taste buds r located on the tip of ur tongue
& not in the back of ur throat”
Lagta Hai Jese tang Hai koi Mere Wajood Se,
Wasi Ae Zindagi tujh Ko Bhi Ijazat Hai Chor Jaa Mujhy…
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2010 with God Bless.
Janty ho. Raat mai
Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!
Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.
K
“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja” :-@:-D:-P
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“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”
14th AUGUST:
65TH YOM-E-AZADI
MUBRAK HO
Tera aik haath uthane se mera dum nikal jata hai
Ae Zalim
Ae Qatil
Ae Dost
Aik body spray lagane me tera kiya jata hai??
Rahy gi yaad humy us ki khush mijazi bhi..
Mila hai jab bhi khush fehmiyon mal daal gaya.
A solid and nice quote by a mother to her naughty Boy :
Love ur friends, & not their sisters .! Love ur sisters & not their friends:)
Life ho to aisei:
Monday ko dosti
Tuesday ko pyaar
wednesday ko shaadi
thusday ko baraat
friday ko fighting
saturday ko talaaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko next.
Sunbitted by: Waseem Nisar Khan.
“Hum Ne Kaha K KAMAL Ho Jo Tum Hum Ko Bhula Sako,
“FARAZ”
“Hum Ne To Faqat Baat Ki Us Ne KAMAL Kr Diya… ._
I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say,
do you still love me? I would say, Till death do us part
Happy Anniversary
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I wont miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with
someone like you around.
AdviCE To bOyZ !!2 type ki girls ke pichhe na bhago.1- jiske piche mai hu…….
Qki
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wo tujko kabhi nai milegi.
2-jiske pichhe mai nai hu.
Qki
jo mujse na pati wo tumse kya pategi.
Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me Aksar
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar
Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K
Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .
Love is a special word for
“CARE”
Care is a special word for
“FRIEND”
Friend is a special word for
“U”
And U r very special for
“ME”
Quite LOVE .
1 Aalo ne Bhindi k Number pe Love You ka Msg bheja
Bhindi ne Usy Phone kar k Bura bhala kaha Or Boli Shut up
Tum itny Moty or Main Slim & Smart
Aalo ko bohat Dukh hua or Us ne phir itni Sabziyan Phasayin k
Aaj Aap dekh sakty hain
Aalo-GobHi
Aalo-Bengan
Aalo-Shimla Mirch
Aalo-Palak
Aalo-Matar
Aalo-Gaajar
Aalo-Methi
Yahan tak k
Aalu-Gosht Or
Bhindi us Din se Aaj tak Akeli hai
Or Har 1 se kehti phirti hai “Assi Labhya Yaar Ganwa Bethy”
Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.
Brilliant Answers but the teacher gave ‘0’ marks only . .
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A- His last battle .
Q- Where was the declaration of Independence signed? A- At the bottom of the page .
Q- What’s the main reason for Divorce? A- Marriage .
Q- River Indus flows in which state? A- Liquid state .
Q- When was Quaid-e-Azam born?A- On his birthday .
Q- How will you distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people? A- By making mango shake.
Dhoond raha hai Wo tark-e-talluk k jawaz
faraz
Soochte hain kr k bewafai Uski Mushkil aasan kar dein
MAA tab B roti thi jb beta khana nhi khata tha
or
MAA
aj B roti hy
jab beta khana nhi deta
Isko itna 4wd karo k koi MAA kabhi bhuki na soye
I Love u maa.
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.
Ye Marna ye kafan ye Qabar to rasm-e shariyat hai,
‘Galib’ Mar to tab gaye thay jab hasrat-e-ishq Dil mein jaagi thi.
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
Funny But True 1 Fauji dosre se:
Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…
2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..
1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.?
1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.
kahy ga jhoot wo hum sy k tumhari yaad aati hai…
Koi hai muntazir kitna ya lehjy bol dety han
Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:
******
*****O
****LO
***ALO
**HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO Code accepted Welcome 2 B A T H R O O M
—-& ,’,’,’, , ‘,’ ,’,’, ,’ ,(‘.’)>,’ La La La ,</ /, ,’, ‘_/ _’ ‘ ‘
Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.
Adolf Hitler:
Evrythng is fair in Love & War.
I sugst u to do War but never Love.
Because in war eithr u live or die.
But in love niethr u live nor u die!
How Pakistanis are easy to identify?
1. Cook everything in garlic & onion.
2. Re-use gift papers.
3. Always arrive 1 hour late in a party.
4. Children have names rhyming.
5. Talk for half an hour at the gate when leaving.
6. Keep leftover food in fridge.
7. Never use measure cups while cooking.
8. Take medicines without dr’s prescription.
9.Lay bedsheets on sofas to keep them clean.
10.Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.:-D
” Kabhi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,
Q k kamyabi dimagh me takabbur or nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti hai.
Muqadar Mein
“Raat” ki Ñèènd Nahi To kya Huwa
“FÄRÄZ”…
Hum B Muqadar kö Phudu laga kr “Din” Ko Sou Jatay Hain…;-)
…ONE ßest ßook is equal to 100 Friends.
ßut”..ONÉ Good Friend is equal to a Library..
“..SO ‘TAKE GREAT CARE’ of Ur ”
GOOD FRIENDS
Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha aqal -o-shaoor..
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte..
(Dedicatd 2 all kunware log)
* R A M Z A N *..R- Roza
Rakhna,A- Allah Se Darna,M-
Masjid ko jana,Z- Zakat Dena,A-
Ache kaam karna,N- Namaz
Parhna Or DUAON mai MUJE Zaror
Yaad Rakna
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
Never let someone have so much
power over you that you feel as if
you cant live without them.
ALLAH is the only one we need.
Nice Dost “HATH” aur “ANKH” ki tarah hote hain,
jab “HATH” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ANKH” roti hai,
aur jab “ANKH” roti hai to “HATH” anso poonchta hai.
Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi
Attitude of Girls
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?
Height Of Adab:
Hum Sirf Ye Soch Ker Paper Khali De Atay Hy,
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen:
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K Agey Se Jawab Detay Hai… 😀
Respect Ur Teacher
FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:
Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…
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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai.
Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed
Juda ho kar bhi dono jee rahe hain aik muddat se…!!!
Kabhi donoo hi kehtay thay ke aisa ho nahe sakta …!!!
“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK
“A Person Dialled a Number
(written with Lipstick on a phone booth).
And……….
His Wife Picked the Phone…
A very Meaningful Line for a true Relation.
“Hurt Me with Truth,
but ..
Never Satisfy Me with a Lie”
He broke my heart 😀
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I broke his Samsung GalaxY S3 😀
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Ab khud he andaza laga lo kOn ziada roya hoga :-p
Meaning of PYAR
jutkfjsi wtlosueridir jnkitugfhtiuxlwi
Nahi parha ja raha na? 😀
Forward kar de PATTHAR DIL Tuu
kya jaane Pyaaar ki Bhaasha :-p
Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..
Gum_o_dukh k ye ishare tum na samjho ge,
jo pal tumhare bagair humne guzare tum na samjho ge,
tumhen kaise bataen tum humhare waaste kia ho,
samundar ki kahani me kinare tum na samjho ge,
bas itna jan lo ek shaks se hum ne muhabat ki,
humare tootne ka khail pyare tum na samjho ge,
hazaron mushkilon se khail kar jeetne wale,
ye akar kis jaga pe haarey tum na samjho ge,
Rutho agar mujhse toh ye zehan me rakhna tum
Manana adat nahi hai hamari aur juda hum reh nahi saktey
Sheikh Saadi Se Poocha Gaya
Insan Men Kitne AIB Hote Hen Jawab Mila
Be-Shumar, Per Aik Khoobi Sab Aibon Pe Parda Daal Deti Ha
Aur Wo Ha Husn-E-Ikhlaaq
Good morning:-)
Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan
Hr boond teray dil se hr ik gham ko mita dy.
Relationships are like garage sales.
From a distance it looks like it could be interesting.
But up close, its just a ton of shit you do not need.
Parinda Zinda Ho To Chuntiyan Khata Hy
Mgr Jb Parinda Mar Jata Hy To Chuntiyan Usy Khati Hen
WaQt Kbi B BadaL Sakta Hy Ek Darakht 1 Lakh Machis Ki
TeeLiyan Bana Sakta Hy Mgr Machis Ki Ek TeeLi
Ek Lakh Darakht JaLa Sakti Hy To
Zindgi Me Kbi Kisi Ko Mat Satana
Us Waqt Shayed Aap Taqatwar Hon
Mgr Waqt Aapse Ziyada Taqatwar Hy
Zameen Insan Ko Rizq Deti Hy Lekin Jab Insan Marta Hy
To Phir Wo Usay Apna Rizq Bana Leti Hy..
Sirf Ek Br Apne Honto se Mjhe Apna Keh do
…GALIB…
Phr Mehfil me Raqeebon Ka Tamasha Dekho…!
Full form of Boys.
B= Badmahshiyon mein sab se aagay.
O= Olloo ki tarah raat mein jaagay.
Y= Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke.
S= Shareef sirf Maa Baap ke aagay. 😀
From: simple (0590460652)
Adhoora Sa Mehsoos Karte Hoon Main Khud Ko Aaj Kal ;-(;-(
Jaisay Koi Chhorr Gaya Hai Mujhe Tameer Kartey Kartey ….
Golden Words…
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Mere mobile mein nhi aaty…
Mere mobile mein sirf Black OR WHITE words aate hain……………
How strange is the logic of our minds…
We look for compromise when we are wrong,
But, we look for justice when others are wrong!
A profound gratitude with deep emotions full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart
wish you and your family a very
HaPpY Eid Mubarak.
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Dont be so confused, I love other alphabets too
Tumara Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hai Jo Tumara Aib Jan kr b Tumare Sath Rhay
Aur Wo Tumare Parwardigar k Elawa koi Ho He Ni Sakta.
STAY BLESSED
Allama Iqbal says:
Daleel_e_ Fatah tOe DeKh Ay HUSSAIN K QatiL
K jiSs Sir kOo Jhukanay Aay thay Ussi Sir kOo uTha k cHlAy
Ek Nazar Hamari Ek Nazar
Tumari Nazar Ne Dil se Dil
Ki Nazar Utari Nazar Ne Nazar
Ko Dekha Aise K Kahin Nazar
Na Lage Mohabbat Ko Hamari
Aae “Chand”
Jab wo Teri Taraf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Dilana …
Mudhar Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Aur Kehna …
Tumhain Koi Yaad Karta Hai
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Aaj Bhi
Tumhain Dekh Kar Eid Karta Hai
Wo umar bhar k lye mil jaye mujhe to yun samju ga
yaroo0o
Jannat ka Elaan ho jesy kisi Gunahgar k lye
good night !!
*”Lot AaO”*
Ye Dor He, Afra Tafri ka
Or
Wqt he, Nfsa Nfsi ka
Kuch Hosh Nahi insanon ko
Khatra He Sab ki janon ko
1 khof Sa Sab Pe Chaya He,
Har Chehra Hi Murjhaya He,
Q
Dunya Me Andhera He?
Q
Zulm Ne Sab ko Ghera he,
Awaz Ye Dil Se Aati He,
Or
Raaz Hamin Batlati He,
“DEEN”ko
Ham Ne Chor Diya,
“QURAN”Se
Rishta Tor Diya
“NABI”ki Sunnat Bhool Gaey
Phir
“DEEN”ki janib Lot Aao
“QURAN”ki janib Lot Aao,
“SUNNAT”ki janib Lot Aao….
ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,
jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,
Pareshani tazkara kartay rehnay se barh jati hai,
Khamosh honay se kam ho jati hai,
Sabar karnay se khatam ho jati hai,
Aur Shukar karnay se khushi main badal jati hai..
Be’shak Allah Ta’ala apni makhlooq pe bohat meharbaan hai…
Teri ik Dua k Jwab men,
kya likhon k Hath Uthe huwe hen Swal ko,
Tuje Rb kbi na Malal de,
Tuje Rb kbi na Zwal de,
Teri sb Bla’on ko Tal de,
Teri Zindgi ko Snwar de,
Tuje dekh kr khilen Gul yahan,T
uje esa Husn-o-Jmal de,
Tuje kya likhon….
Mri Nzr sy Dekho Mra kya Kasor hy?
Khud pr Ikhtiyr ni Dil Mjbor hy
Wsy Bora ksi ka Chaha ni kbi
Hn Jan sy Barh kr apko Chaha Zaror hy..
Meri Sab Koshishen Nakaam Thin Us Ko Manane Ki
Kahan Seekhi Hai Zalim Ne Adayen Rooth Jaane Ki
Hazaron Minnaton Par Bhi Khafa Rehta Hai Wo Mujh Se
Wo Youn Chup Hai Qasam Khaai Ho Jaise Muskrane Ki
Main Us Ki Ho Gayi Lekin Wo Mera Ho Nahin Sakta
Khuda Jaane Hawa Kaise Lagi Uss Ko Zamane Ki
Ye Roz-o-Shab Ki Tanhaai Mujhe To Maar Daale Gi
Kahan Fursat Hai Harjai Ko Mere Paas Aane Ki..!!!
Namasty Sarkaar, kese ho?
Aaj na Kou msg, aur na miss call ??
.Khairiyat to Hai na ..
Oh AchAa acha Ramzan aa gaya hai..
Aap to qaid ho gaye hogy!
Sorry Eid pe Baat karte hain.
**Devil in Ramadan**
O
main
bismilla kraan !
O
main
sadqy jawan !
Tu$$¡
Jaag gay oo !
O
tehr jao !!!
menu gööd mörning
ty wish kr len 2…
Tannu lakh lakh
GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn. .*
Which is most Dangerous alphabet!
Ans:H
Bcoz
all worries start with”H”
Horrible?
Hazard?
Horrific?
Hopeless?
Harsh?
Horror?
&
Finally
*”HUSBAND”*.
:-P:-)
Safar Tweel Tha Mera Rafeq Koi Na Tha
Mera Ye Dukh K Dukhon Main Shrek Koi Na Tha
Enjoy Cricket WITH VEENA MALIK:
No Slip,
No Cover,
No Extra Cover,
2 Fine Legs,
2 Silly Points,
1 Deep Gully,
No Grass On Pitch But Helmet Compulsory..???.!!!
Relationship is Not about AGE,
Not about DISTANCE,
Not about communicating each other everyday,
what Important most is: TRUST and LOYALTY…
The TRUST of Girl to her Man,
The LOYALTY of Man to his Girl.
pal pal intazar keya us pal k leya,
woo pal aaya be tha ek pal k leya,
ab phir say tamanna hai,
us pal k leya,
ke kash ah jayee woo paal ek pal k leya.
Allah Se Iltija Hay
Woh Aap Ko Apni Nigah-E-Kareem Aur
Hifazat Mein Rakhay Or
Shab-E-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se Mala Maal Karay
(AMEEN)
SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK
Yaad woh nahi jo akele mein aaye aur chali jaye,
yaad to woh hai jo mehfil mein aaye aur tanha kar jaye…!!
When a father gives to his son,
both laugh;
when a son gives to his father,
both cry.
“NICE WORDS”
1.
Insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai,
Bhool nahe sakta.
2.
Jis se “MOHABBAT” ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kiya jata.
3.
Kabhi na “GiRNA”kaamal nahi,
balke”GIR” k Sambhal jana kaamal hai.
4.
Kisi ko paa lena “MOHABBAT” nahi,
Bal k kisi k
“DIL”
Mein jaga bna lena “MOHABBAT”
hai.
5.
Kisi se”ROZ” mil k batain krna “DOSTi” nahi,
Bal k kisi se “BICHER”k Yaad Rakhna “DOSTi” hai!
How to know if u are Normal :D.
1. U have a facebook account
2. U have a cell phone
3. U watch MTV
4. U r fully aware of everything around u
6. U register to unlimited texts
7. U sleep late
9. U were so busy u forgot to read #5
10. U actually read again to see if there is #5(don’t worry coz there is no # 8 as well )
11. Now u are smiling. Then u realize, u r so normal
Biology Ki Miss:
Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?
All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:
“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!
Teachr Smiles
&
Says:
Mera B.. 😀
Teachr FRAZ se…
What is noun?
Fraz..Arz kia h dogi bhee apni gali me hota hy king Wa wa
dogi bhee apni gali mein hota hy king Noun is the name 0f person place 0r thing
Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki
Din a jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi ati..
Youm-e-Pakistan mubarik ho. . .
Mujh Se Mumkin Hi Nahi Tujh Ko Samajh Pana Ya RAB…….!!!
Jis Ka Banda Ho “MOHAMMAD”
Woh “KHUDA” Kya Ho ga….!!!
Nice Dost “HATH” aur “ANKH” ki tarah hote hain,
jab “HATH” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ANKH” roti hai,
aur jab “ANKH” roti hai to “HATH” anso poonchta hai.
Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,
Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,
Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,
Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.
Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) “REHMAT”,
doosra “MAGHFIRAT”,
teesra DOZAKH SAY “NIJAT”, hai.
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
A hen falls in love with crow.
Cock caught them both red handed.
Cock said
“Muj me kia kami hy??
Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.
Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta
Asa kia hy us crow me jo muj me nai?”
Hen replied
“I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce..”
😛
😀
Height of being single
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listening to a romantic song and
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thinking
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kis k bary mein sochon :p:):D
You are amazingly amazing,
beautifully beautiful,
and heavenly heavensent
while being imperfectly perfect.
You are the one for me..!!
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi .
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GF: Kamine!! mein tmhare kapre phar dungi. .
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BF: Dekh ab tu serious larai mein romantic baat maat kar…
There is only one difference between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep
Whereas Aim Requires Sleepless effort.
Keep trying to overcome inner beast which stops u offering ur prayers.
Good Morining have a nice good day
From: Admin
5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too
16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money
25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai
kitne loug hain
mere milne waley
mere chahne waley
mere sung chlane waley
hansne waley
mere dukh me rone waley
phir b jane q khawish hy
koi
tum sa ho……!!!
“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713
From: Jinnu Rider
Boy to Girl: tm kon c cream use karti ho?
Girl khush ho k: koi b to ni
Boy: te kar Lya kar! kaaliye 😉 😀
Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?
Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya
Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo??
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Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha. Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya.
Humari Family boht strict hai na !!
English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther – Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother – Shaba khair
Apni Mother – is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja 😀 :p
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
Whats the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ALMAARi hy.
Geo Pathan…
Dil Par Aisay Bhi Azabon Ko Utarte Dekha
Hum Ne Chup Chaap Usay Khud Se Bicharte Dekha.
Tujh Ko Socha To Hr Soch Mein Khushbo Utri
Tuj¡Ko Likha To Hr Lafz Mehakte Dekha.
Yaad Aa Jaye To Qabu Nahi Rehta Dil Par
Warna Dunya Ne Bhi Hum Ko Tarapte Dekha.
Teri Soorat Ko Faqat Aankh Hi NaTarsi Hai
Raston Ko Bhi Teri Yaad Mein Rote Dekha.
Hum Mohabbat K Liye Aaj Bhi Dewane Hain
Ye Alag Baat Hai Ke Tum Ne Nahi Murr Ke Dekha…
Tamasha roz krty hyn wafaon ka jafaon ka !!!
Kabi utro mere dil me muhabbat seekh jao gy !!
A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Mohabbat Rog Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Rula Kar Khud Bhi Roti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Kinaare Ke Kareeb Le Jaa Kar,
Ye Kashti Ko Duboti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ise Tum Dilki Dharti Ka Pata Mat Do,
Ye Is Mein Dard Boti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Mohabbat Mein Khushi Ke Baad Gam Ki Rutt,
Bahut Nazdeek Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Loota Kar Dilko, Rone Se Bhi Kya Haasil,
Bahut Nayaab Moti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Azal Se Iski Fitrat Hai Zamane Ko,
Jaga Kar Khud Ye Soti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha,
Ye Sar Se Paaon Tak Pas Raakh Kar Degi,
Bahut Bedard Hoti Hai Kaha Bhi Tha…!!
In the end,
its not going to matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away
Badla waafa ka dyen gaye bari sadgi sy hum,
Tum hum sy ruthe jao gaye aur zindagi sy hum !
Dosti k phool kabhi murjhaya nai karte,
Hanste cheron ko Roalya nai kerte ,
jin ki sansain chalti hon ap k sms say ,
unhay itna tarpaya nai kerte
Dua Hai Zindagi Bhar Mera
Pyar Kam Na Ho Maanzil
Meri Tum Raho Hausla Khatam Na Ho
Tumhe Mile Har Khushi Zindgi Bhar Gam Na Ho
Fari yaad Karna Rab Se Hamara Rishta Khatam Na Ho
Jab nabi karim (saww) ki viladat huvi to us raat 4 mojzey hoye….1-puray arab mein logon ne zameen se asman tak noor he noor dekha or vo noor is qadar tha jis pe lekha tha k yahi mojza 13 logon ko bayan karo or usne asa kiya.1 officer ne ye msg 13 logon ko beja or use promotion mili.1 businesman ko ye msg mila to usne delete kar dya to usne apna sb kuch 13 dino mai kho dyd.ye msg ap b 13 logon ko behjen or dekhen k ap ki zindagi mai kya khushi aati hai..
2 Golden lines by Shakspear.
“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation,
&
Don’t go to your friend’s happiness without invitation”
I dont believe you have to be better than everybody else.
I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.
Faraz Daku Ban Gya.
Bank me Daka Dalne Gya or Bola;
Arz Kiya Hy Takdeer Mein Ju Hy wo Mily Ga,
Handz Up Koi Apni Jaga Sy Nahi Hily Ga…
Apny Kuch Khaab Meri Ankhon Sy Nikal Do,
Ju Kuch bhi Hy Jaldi Sy Es Bag me Dal Do…
Buhat Koshish Karta Hon Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki,
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany ki…
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hy,
Jaldi Kro Bahar Mera Sathi Pareshan Khara Hy….!!
Gham-e- Hyat Ka Jhagra Mita Raha Hai Koi
Chale Aao K Dunya Se Ja Raha Hai Koi
Koi Azal Se Keh Do K Ruk Jaye Do Ghari
Sunna Hai Aanay Ka Wada Nibah Raha Hai Koi
Woh Is Naaz Se Bethe Hain Lash K Paas
Jaise Ruthe Hue Ko Mana Raha Hai Koi
Palat Ker Na Aa Jaye Phir Sans Nabzon Main
Itne Haseen Hathon Se Maiyat Saja Raha Hai Koi?
Americans ki taraki ka raz:
woh kam ko dimagh mein or lun ko phudi mein rakhtey hai…
hum pakistani phudi ko dimagh mein or kam ko LUN per rakhty hain
Sunoo!!!
mujhy dukh es baat ka nahi
k
meri zaat ko muntashir karne wale haath
tery thy………
mujhy dukh faqat es baat ka hai
meri reza reza zaat ko samaitny waly haath
teray nahi thay……
From: JiNNU Rider (03132174713)
Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
Open The Door!Kon?
HumHum Kon?
Hum SMS Kia kehna hai
“GOOD night*”
Tu kya chahie?
Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…
Mere Dosto Ager 2012 me ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi baat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
jo kr sakte ho kar lo,main 2013 me bhi baz nahi aonga!
The depressing thing about tennis is that
no matter how good I get,
Ill never be as good as a wall.
Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
K Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine
Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nhi Lgta
Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta
Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna Bawafa Tha
Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje
Zakhm Hum B Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect they will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date
Me??? I’m different
I’m alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too 😀 😛
Iss ehd-e-marg-e-muhabbat ka almiya ye hay…
wohi hay umar muhabat ki Jo parhai ki hay…:D
😉 😛
Within you, I lose myself, without you,
I find myself, searching to be lost again.
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Nahi fursat yaqeen maano hamein kuch aur karne ki,
teri batein,teri yaadein bahut masroof rakhti ha..!!
Friendship is not built with special people.
People become special after becoming friends.
So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special 😉
Excellent thought:
“No one can ever fail in true love. . . We just fail to choose the
true person..!!!”
Aansu tumhare nikalen aankh meri roye!
Chot tumen lage dard mujhe hoe!
Rab kare k hmari mohabbat itni gehri nikle!
Ke saans tu roke or mout meri hoe.
Ye Marna ye kafan ye Qabar to rasm-e shariyat hai,
‘Galib’ Mar to tab gaye thay jab hasrat-e-ishq Dil mein jaagi thi.
“The minute I heard my first love story
I started looking for you, not knowinghow blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They’re in each other all along.”
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
A man was driving down the street. He had a very important meeting and couldn’t find parking.
Looking up towards the heaven, he said : Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking.
Miraculously, a parking space appeared.
Man looked up again and said : Never mind, I found one.:-D
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Sirf Woh Ik Shakhs Kisi Tarah Se Mil Jataa
Mujhe Manzoor Thay Phir Jitnay Bhi Khasaaray Hotay.
Nazar e Mohbbat Ka Kia Tawan Chahte Ho?
Dil Chahte Ho Ya Jan Chahte Ho……..
Parwa Nai Anjam e Mohabt Jo B Ho,
Bus Ab Fesla Suna do Jo Tum Chahte Ho………
Phulon Ki Gali Ho Ya Ho Kanto Ka Nagar,
Lejao Sanam Waha Jahan tum Chahte Ho……
Be His tum Nahi to Khamosh Q Ho?
Mene Kr di Ha zindgi teray naam Ab Or Kia Chahte Ho……?
Cute Relationship
When Someone Gets Angry With You And
Says: I Will Never Talk To You…
And Later Comes Back To You To Inform
I AM STILL ANGRY
Duniya K Shairon Ka Kalaam Parh K Dekho,
Phir Mere “RAB”Ka “QURAAN” Parh K Dekho,
Sb Ghum Dooor Ho Jaen Ge,
Bus Ek Baar Dil Se “SURAH-E-REHMAN”
Parh K Dekho.
GUD MORNING!
Khofnaak waqiya
Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..
wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha
MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO
Sometimes its better to keep silent
then to tell others what you feel
because it hurts badly when you come to know that
they can hear you, but can not understand
“Aankhein khuli To Jaag
Uthi Hasrtein”..
“Usko Bhi Kho
Diya, Jisse
Paaya tha KHUWAB main”
Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.
Main Uss se faasla na rakhta to aur kya karta,……..?
“Wasi”
Main muddaton ka charsi……… Aur “WO” gOld leaf c larki……..!
AZAN Ki FZELAT
Jo Azan ka 1 jumla sun k usye dohraiy to us k
Nam-E-Amal may 2 lakh nekian likh di jati hai
aur jo koi pori AZAN k jumlo ko sun k dohariy to us k Nam-e-Amal me
30 lakh nekia likh di jati hai.
Aur qyamt k din Insan 1 neki ko be trsay ga
Azan k jumlo ko sun ker dohraiy tu us k nam-e-amal me 3
kuch khas nhi bus itni si hai daastan-e-muhabbat meri .
hr rat ka akhri khayyal hr subah ki pehli soch ho tum …!
Subha Bakhair
Kafan Pehnaao To Khaak-E-Madina Mun Pe Mal Dena
Yehi Bas Aik Surat Hai……Khuda Ko Mun Dikhane Ki
Success Never Depends Upon The Size Of Our Brain.
It Always Depends Upon The Size Of Our Thoughts.
Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When u stop communicating,
U start losing ur valuable relationships
so be in touch always.
Teri Berukhi Ka Ik Din Anjaam Yehi Hoga
Aakhir Bhula Hi Dein Gay Tujhe Yaad Karte Karte
Yeh Tarikyan Aur Tanhayiyan Hy Allah Se Nazdikyan
Zikr E Ilahi Se Hoti Hain Gunahon Se Duriyan
Gar Banalain Ham Apnee Akhirat Istrah
Sanwar Jayengi Dunya Me Bhi Zindaganiyan
Yeh Dunya To Hy Guzargah Log Aayaingay Jayaingay
Sawaal Hoga Vahan Ke Zindagi Kaisay Bitayiyan
Is Say Behatar Hy Gar Ho Jayain Ham Allahwalay
Phir Hongi Pursayiyon Ki Aasaaniyan
Pathan: Aur Sardar Football Dekhtay hue
Pathan: Ye Sub Ball Ko Latien Kiun Mar Rahe Hain??
Sardar: Goal Karne K Liye
Pathan: Goal To Hai Aur Kitna Goal Karenge
Meri Baat Maano Mohsin Tum Chorh Do Shararat
Ye Jo Ishq Ker Rahe Ho Barbaad Ho Rahe Ho …
For now and just now,
I would just say that I lived much much
better being ur valentine and
I wish U a wish to wish.
So, then.. Happy Valentine.
Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?
Lrki sharmatay huay boli-
Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……
ab key wo bichrey ga to ye iltlja karen gey hum
bin apney jeeeeny ka andaz to sikha jaaa
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wondeful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
If I am Wrong, I Need Your Hand To Correct Me
If I am Lost, I Need Your Hand To Guide Me
If One Day I Die, I still Need Your Hand To Close My Eyes
Please Hold My Hand Tightly In Your Hand
Never let me go.
Friends can help each other.
A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel.
Or, not feel.
Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.
Thats what real love amounts to – letting a person be what he really is.
Tumhara Kya Bigara Tha ?
Jo Tum Ne Tor Dala Hai,,,,
Ye Tukray Main Nahi Loon Gaa
Mujhe To Dil Bana kr do..
Gud night Pakistan
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
“GiRiYAa”
Wo boli “Koun aksar yaad aata hai udaasi main?
” Main bola “Kuch puraane raaste, bachpan, aur Ik Larki.”
“2 Ajnabi dost”
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Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?
TaiLor: 300 Rupay
Sheikh: Te Nikkr di
TaiLor: Rs 100
Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.
“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
Ajeeb rastay hain ye chahaton k beech
wasi
koi kici ka sab kuch ha or koi kici ka
KUCH B NHI
In Coming Year
Enjoy every single moment.
The good, bad, beautiful, ugly,
inspiring, the not-so-glamorous moments.
And Thank GOD through it all.
Happy New Year 2014
To hear what is unspoken,
To see what is unseen,
To feel without even touching,
is a disease called
SCHIZOPHRENIA
& people think it’s love, how stupid..
Her insan ka 1 Attraction Factor hota hy, jis ki wajah se us se baat
karne ko dil chahta hy’ Write my Attractive factor in ths box (_. .
. . ._) Reply Must?
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi..
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?
Boy . Nahi
Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !
4 Great rules of living :
1st. Look back & thank ALLAH.
2nd. look forward & trust ALLAH
3rd. Look Ariund & believe ALLAH
4th. Look in your Heart & find ALLAH
3 kaam kisi k dil main ap ki eizat barhatay hain:
1) salam kerna
2)kisi ko jagah dena
3)Asal name se pukarna
HAZART ALI (R.A)
kro kaj jabeen pay sar kafhan mary kateelo ko guma na ho
k garoray ishq ka banakpan pasay marg hm ny bhula dia?_?
F A C T . . . ! ! !
Guys Get Mad Easily,
Girls Get Sad Easily…
Guys Can Forget,
But Cannot Forgive
Girls Can Forgive,
But Cannot Forget…
Guys Care The Most About
The Quantity of Love
Girls Care The Most About
The Quality of Love….!!.
The simplest definition of SucCesS,,,
“When your Signature becomes your Autograph.”(M. ALI JINNAH).
1 baar Mughal Badsha ALAMGIR ne apne nokr
MUHAMMAD HASSAN
ko hasan keh kr bulaya to wo King k lye wazo ka pani ly aya.. ksi ne pucha Tum ko kese pta k
BADSHA
ko wzu ki hajat hy?
Nokr ne jwab dya
BADSHAH
ki adat hy k wo bagair wzu k
“MUHAMMAD”
nam ni leta.
Jb Badshah ne muj ko sirf HASAN
keh kr pukara to me samaj gea k BADSHAH
ka wazo nhi hy or me wazu ka pani le aaya
“SUBHAN ALLAH”
Kash hmein b
“NABI PAK S.A.W.W”
ka aisa adab hasil hojae.
Aameen.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared
than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Always express yourself to
someone who cares for u,
not to someone who needs u..
because care means personal
commitment & need means
personal requirement!
Kiya ker rahi hain
Main Ro rhi hun
Sub theek to hai na…
Kyn ro rhi ho ?
Takay aap mujhe chup kara sakain. 😉
Allama Iqbal Islamic Poetry # 2
Tum Syed Bhi Ho Mirza Bhi Ho Afghan Bhi Ho
Tum Sabhi Kuchh Ho Batao Ki Musalman Bhi Ho
Sardar intrview deny gaya
Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?
Sardar:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!
Sardar:
Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai,
Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,
Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,
Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.
Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana
Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?
KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.
Toba Toba. . .! 😮 :p
(LIGHT ki shan main)
Ranjish hi sahi,dil hi dukhany k liye aa…
A phr se mujhe chor k jane k liye aa…;)
Beautiful definition of TRUST:
“Giving someone the authority to destroy U completely,
but having the confidence that he would never do it!”
.–,!”””EID””!
/ – ,! CARDS!”-0-“”””””‘0″-”
Apna EID CARD Jaldi se nikalan Truk late ho raha hay baki friends ko b wish karna hay EID MUBARAK In Advance..
Abhi Is traf na Nigah kr,
Main Ghazal ki Palken sanwar lu,
Mera lafz lafz ho Aaina,
Tjhe Aainy me utar lu,
Main tmam Din ka thka hua,
Tu tmam shab ka jga hua,
Zara thehr ja isi Mor pr,
Tery sath Shaam guzaar lu,
Agar Aasma’n ki Numaishon me,
Mjhe b Izn-e-Qayam ho,
To Main motiyon ki dukaan se,
Teri baliyan, Tery haar lu,
Kai Ajnabi teri Raah k,
Mery paas se yun Guzar gye,
Jinhe dekh kr ye tarap hui,
Tera Naam le kr Pukaar lu
Life had many sleepless nights
Never saw u in my sight,
My love is like sunlight
My love don?t fight,
Now good night
LOVE isn’t a decision , It’s a feeling.
if we could decide who to love. then life
would be much simpler, but then less magical
Meri palkon ka ab neend sy koi wasta nai faraz
Mera kon hai is duniya main, isi soch main raat guzr jati hai
Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???
Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000
Girl:- Awwwww
Girl :- wat about S4??
Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww 😛 😀 😉
Hum tu dushman ko bi pakiza saza datin hai faraz…………………………
Hathon se nahi nazron se gera datin hai
Submit By: aamir zaman tanoli (+966569417781)
Muje to Express News Wali aunti se dar lagta hy Faraz
Kehti Hy:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..
Tauba .. Tauba”
Hai phir muje dua’on k sahare ki zarurat,
Aey kash muje aaj koi dil se dua day…!!
// + * . +”” _.-‘-._ + (+”” (“””””‘) + + * ============
Shabe QADAR mubarak
Do remember me in your prayers.
Shakespeare said:
When you’ve so much pain in ur heart!&
u wanna talk to the only person
who can stop u frm cryng..
Ismostly the same person who made u cry…
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality
A person is measured by his thoughts & actions.
Not by wealth degrees & certificates.
The real education is your attitude & behavior with others.
World’s best feeling:
It comes
when we see a wonderful question paper
in the examination hall
& we smile at each other
& say
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Aik vi nae andaa:-D
A Girl asks boy:
What do you like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls
having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your beautiful eyes
Do pyase dil aik huwe hain aise
Bichare ge ab kaise
Tum pyaar mujhye karte hi rahna
Sari umar tum aise
Ek douje main kho jate hain
Nadiya sagar jaise
Tuj se hay yeh zindgani
Tuj se hay jiwan kahani
Tuj se hay sanj aur sawera
Sathi kabhi tu na ruthe
Rasmon ki diwaar tutye
Tutye na bahoon ka ghira
Mere sanam teri kasam
Tuj se hay wahda yeh mera
Aise raheen ge
nain aur nindea jaise
Qadmon tale har khushi hay
Kitni haseen zindagi hay
Jiwan yunhi beet jaye
Aankhon k tu roeberoe hay
Dekhon jidhar tu hi tu hay
Tuj bin nazar kuch na aye
Hay zindagi humain kabhi
Zamana judaa kar na paye
Aise raheen ge
phool aur khushbo jaise
Jab se d0ubLe Sawari pe Pabandi Lagi hy
Faraz;->…
Andhere may khara Kutta B PoLice waLa Lagta Hy!
(“.)> Abey Bike
/[ ] GhUma jldi..,
/
That awkward moment in an exam:
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when ur trying to concentrate but a
song which u like is constantly
playing in ur head !!! :p
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Meri Srkashi Bhi Thi Munfarid
Meri Aajzi Bhi Kamaal Thi…
Main Ana Prast BaLaa Ka Tha,sO Gira To Apne Hi Paon Mein…..
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘coz the driver always tells me so’
Surat Fatiha Allah k Gazub sey bachaati hai
Surah Yaseen Qayaamut k Din Piyaas Sey
Surah Waaqia Fikar or faaqay sey
Surah Mulk Azaab-e-eQabur sey
Surah kosar Dushmunon ke Dushmuni sey
SurahKaaferoun Mout k waqt Kuffar sey
Surah Ikhlaas Munaafequt sey
Surah Fallak Hadson sey
Surah Naas wuswasoun sey bachaati hai
PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai
Friend: wo kase?
PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,
Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai
“Pareshani halaat sy nahin khyalat sy hoti hai…
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Tumhari marzi or Khuda ki marzi k farq ka naam gham hai”.
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli: Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye
Banta Utha Aur Fan Band Karke So Gaya
Moral: i Do not Post Dirty Jokes
Sakoot-e-Shaam Main Goonji Sadaa Udaasi Ki
Ke Hai Mazeed Udaasi Dawa Udaasi Ki
Amoor-e-Dil Main, Kisi Teesre Ka Dakhal Nahi
Yahan Faqat Teri Chalti Hai Ya Udaasi Ki
Bohat Shareer Tha Main Aur Hansta Phirta Tha
Phir Ek Faqeer Ne De Di Dua Udaasi Ki
Charaagh-e-Dil Ko Zara Ehtiyaat Se Rakhna
Ke Aaj Raat Chale Gi Hawa Udaasi Ki
Bohat Dinon Se Mulakaat Hi Nahi Mohsin
Kahin Se Khair Khabar Le Ke Aa Udaasi Ki
Me Logon Se Mulaqaton K Lamhe Yaad Rakta Hoon Me
Batain Bool Bhi Jaon To Lehje Yaad Rakta Hoon
Sar-e-Mehfil Nigahain Mujh Pe Jin Logon Ki Parti Hain Nigahon Ke Hawale Se
Wo Chehre Yaad Rakhta Hoon Zara Sa Hat Ke Chalta Hoon Zamane Ke Riwayat Se
K Jin Pe Bojh Main Daalon Wo Kaandhe Yaad Rakta Hoon.
Tere hathon ki karamat ki to Phir baat hi kiya Hai!
“*MAA*”
Mujh ko to Tere Qadmo ki Matti bhi Shifa deti hai…
bhai jaan , 27 July ko meri mangni hai zaroor ana
Mere Mobile me balance nai tha is liye
In ke mobile se msg ker rahi hon
Ap ki Bhabi …
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KATRINA KAIF
By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you will become happy;
if you get a bad one,
you will become a philosopher.
Sikha Di Be wafai B Tmhen Zalim Zamane Ny,
K Tm Jo Seekh Laite Ho, Hm hi Py Aazmate Ho…….!
Sheikh 8th manzil se niche gira.
Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohncha
to apni BV ko dekh kr chiLaya:
Shagufta meri ROTI na Pakaeen.!
Scientist ne prove kiya tha dil ke dharkan ki awaz hoti hai
“LUB DUB”.
Lekin 2nd resaerch k baad pata chala k ye awaaz
“RUB RUB” hoti hai
RUB 1 arbi zabaan ka lafz hai jis ka matlab hai
“Koi 1 jo kainat ki har cheez ka khaliq hai or us k pass temaam ikhtiaraat hain”
or woh hai ALLAH. Is ka matlab hai k ap ki or hamari har Dharkan
ALLAH TALA ki TOHEED biyan kerti hai
Dr: Which soap do u use?
Sardar: Bajrang da soap
DR: paste ?
SARDAR: Bajrang da paste,
DR: shampooo?
SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo
Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?
Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate
Mei Ne Us Zaat Pe Likhnay ki Jisarat ki Hai,
Js k Daman Pe Frishton Ne Ibadat ki Hai.
Kis ki jurrat mere AQA k Brabar Aaye,
Mere AQA Ne to Nabiyon ki Imamat ki Hai.
Zakham kha kar Bhi jo Pholon ki Ridayen Bakhshay,
Mere AQA Ne Tu kanton Se Muhabat ki Hai.
ALLAH ALLAH Wo kya Log Thay Jin Logon Nay,
Chaltay Phirtay Mere AQA ki Ziyarat ki Hai.
Asmano Pay Zaminon Pe Hukomat ki Hai,”Jis kisi Ne Mere AQA ki Ata’at ki Hai”
“SUBHANALLAH”
1.Namaz Ki Halat Mein Aankhen Band Krna Makroh Hy.
2.Namaz Mein Jab Qayam Per Khary Ho Tu Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho.
3.Jab Ruku Karo Tu Paon K Dermiyan Dekho.
4.Jab Sajda Karo Tu Nak Ki Samt Mein.
5.Jab Beth Jao Tu Nazaren Jholi Mein Honi Chahiye.
6.Jab Salam Phero Tu Dono Kandhon Ko Dekho.
7.Jab dua mango to nazrain aur sir jhuka lo k yehi adab hai.
PLZ 4ward! Kiya Pata aap ki Waja Se Kisi Ki Namaz Sahi Ho Jaye,
” Good Morning “
1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
Mehakti Hai Teri Aankhen
Madhosh Karti Hai Kyo Mujhe
Sagar Se Teri Aankhen
Uns Jagati Hai Mujhme
Takti Mujhe Teri Aankhen
Ishq Ka Jaam Pilaye Mujhe
Teri Aankhen Yeh Teri Aakhen
Deewana Banati Hai Mujhe
Wishing you a fabulous 2011 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word But Different ATTITUDE ?!!
Those who happily leave everythng in Allah’s hand,
Will eventually see Allah’s hand in every thing, bcoz worry ends where faith begins…:)
A lovely thing about Christmas
is that its compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.
1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota
tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati
1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya
jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja
Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly
Kidhar.?
Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.
Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna
Panja bana ra tha.
Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai
Student:
Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun
A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?”
Sardar G said: “Let me think.”
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After 3 hours sardar Replied: “Dowan di Date of Birth te Tusi Dasi he nai ” 😉
Barasty jaa rahey hain har aankh se aansu
Ye mahfil ki shaam bohat gamgeen hen…
Ek admi raat ko apne gher gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bv.kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bv:Haaye main mar gai te ander kon ae.
Sirf Wo Shakhs kisi Tarah Se Mil Jata Takallum.
Mujh ko Manzoor Thy Phir Jitny Khassaary Hoty.
Sardar:
Interveo deny gaia,
Officer:
Tmhari talem keia,
Sardar:
L . L . K . M . P .
Officer:
Ye kon’c digri he,
Sardar:
Lamk làmk k metrik pas.
Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas
Faker khush ho kr G hen
Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay
Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan
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Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .
A very important msg for girlz. When u go to buy pads do see the expiry date. If u use expired ones u can get uterus cancer.
Spread the msg.
Jub bhe nazron say mill gai nazrain
Hum karain gay qayaam aankhon main
Aaj ous nay kia hy Phir Zahir…
Payaar ka ahtamam aankhon main
Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?
Fakir khush ho kr Han
Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.
Tum ko chaha To MOHABBAT ki sumj Aayi DOST..
Warna Iss LAFZ ki Sirf Tareef Suna kartay thay….
.*””* . * “”*.
“* Dil ki *”
* Gehrayon *
“* …se… *”
“*…….*”
“*”
EID
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CHAND MUBARAK
A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.
Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..:)
&
God has decided a perfect Time,to make u meet that person..
Till then
Enjoy ur own settings;-)
Main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta
Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
Chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par
Teri soch mein apna waqt be-kar nahi karta
Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahein mohabbat meri
isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta
Jo kuch mila hai usi mei khush hoon main
Tere liye khuda se taqraar nahi karta
Par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim
Warna Mein tujhe chahne ki khtaa bar bar nahi karta
Be a regular as clock ,
Be fresh as rose .
Be soft as flower.
Be strong as rock ,
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Be Nice as me !!
I know its difficult …
But Try 😉
A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar:Me kanta badal donga
Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Me Red signal donga
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer:Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D
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” DIL ”
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* Mayn ab teri chahat ke siwa kuch nai
Zindagi me teri yaad ke siwa kuch nai Me tujh tohfay me kiya doon
Meri jholi me mohabat ke siwa kuch nai
In Coming Year
Enjoy every single moment.
The good, bad, beautiful, ugly,
inspiring, the not-so-glamorous moments.
And Thank GOD through it all.
Happy New Year 2014
Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,
Kisey nu lakh Ditta,
Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,
Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta..
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls
Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial
Husband: Who is she ??
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Wife: dont disturb me… :p :O 😀
