Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Superb Definitions

Superb Definitions…!


School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.


Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.


Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.


Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.


Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.


Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.


Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.


Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.


Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

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