Ramadan Sms

RAMADAN MUBARAK!!!

May ALLAH wash away your SINS and

showerz His blessings upon you n ur family in dis month

Remember me in prayers.

Strong heart to love

It takes a strong heart to love
but it takes a stonger heart to
continue to love after it is been hurt

DUA Dusro k Liye

“DUA apne liye mangna IBAADAT hai

or DUA dusro k liye mangna KHIDMAT hai”

“IBAADAT se JANNAT milti hai or KHIDMAT se ALLAH milta hai”

Hazrat Ali (r.a)..“”“”!!“”!! “”!”guD“”!! MOrnING.“”!!

Good morning With Friends

Sumtimes I Feel what I Earnd in Life,Money?

Naa!Name?Naa!Fame?Naa!

But I Earned da Most Precious Thing…….

Friends..O V”Ik to Ik Chawal”

Good morning.

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:

1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga

2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.

3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai

Kal Eid Ho Gi

Mubarak ho
Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne
mujhe dekh leya hai.
Kal EID HO Gi…
Eid Mubarak

Girl makes him mental

A mother makes her son Gentle in 20 years

But, a girl makes him Mental in 20 minutes

Shab e Barat Mubarak

Shab e Barat Mubarak Allah karey Sab Hamesha
Khush Rahen Aur kamyaabyaan Sab Ke Qadam
Choomti Rahen Aameeen Allah Hamen Neki ke Raston
Pe Gamzan Fermaye Aur Hamarey Tamam
Gunnah Muaf Farma de Aameeen

Happy Friendship Day

Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.

Election mein vote

Adult News Only who r 18+ read this
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Plz election mein vote kisi insaan k bachay ko dena. Thanks

Machar or Makhi ki Shadi Hoi

Machar or makhi ki shadi hoi.

Raat ko machar room k bahir tehl rha tha.

Dost ne pocha bahir kya kr rhy h

Machar:Ander teri BHABI mospil lga k bethi Hai..

If We Date And You Become

If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password;
Read my texts and mails and answer my phone;
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I will have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
Happy Valentines day!

haar me sakoon

Apni Haar main kitna sakoon tha FARAZ….

us shakhs ne jub galey lagaya jeetne k baad

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.

Ishq na sufi

ishq Na Sufi Na Molvi Na Aalim Hai

Ishq To Bas Zalim Hai

Zalim Hai Zalim Hai

Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab

Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..

Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..

Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..

Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…

Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,

Hum Bohat Roey Woh Jab Yaad Aya….!!

Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Hua Tha

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Objection to Newton Law

Objection to Newton’s gravitational law

by the great philospher Pappu.

“The last drop of susu does not obey

the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”

Fursat Nai Milti

Maana Duniya Ki Ronaq Se Tujhe Fursat Nahi Milti

Hum Bhi Tere Chahne Wale Hai Kuch To Khayal Kiya Kar

Great Lesson for life

1 of the great lesson I got from life:

There is no market 4 your emotions.

So never advertise your feelings, Just display ur attitude..!!”

Jungle ka Baadsha

Shair (lion) din mein 18 ghentay sota hy

Agar mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti to gadha jungle ka baadsha hota

So . . Soye rho meray shairo

No morning shorning.

Funny Student sms

Teacher:

Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh

ker lane ka kaha tha

Student:

Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana

Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye  😉

hahahaha

Happy Winter Sms

TUSSI

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SW

SWE

SWEE

SWEET

SWEETE

SWEETER pa lo sardi aa gai jay …..

>> (:)

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron
Mein Tlash Kar Kar K Thak Gya,
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha Lakeren Jhot Bolti hain
Tum Mery Ho ……!,
Tum mery ho ……!

Inspirational quotes

Alexander said:

“I am not affraid  of any ARMY of LIONS led by a SHEEP,

I am affraid of an ARMY of SHEEP led by a LION”

Bright Student

During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
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I was such a bright student…
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No claping plz:D

Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

Qargas ka jahan

Parwaz Hai Dono Ki isi ik Faza Mai
Qargas ka jahan or hai, Shaheen ka jahan or
Alfaz-o-Maani Mai tafawat nahi lakin
Mullah ki azaan or Hai, Mujahid ki azaan or

Happy Iqbal Day

Best April Fool Sms

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

What A Nice Feeling

What A Nice Feeling
To Be In LOVE With

ALLAH

No Pain,
No Disappointment And
No Worries.
Just Blessings,
Blessings
And Blessings.

Barish Main Aisi Baat Kahan

Barish main aisi baat kahan humain juda kar dey sahir….

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Tu mujh main shamil hai meri rooh ban kar…
(Happy Rainy Weather)

Shama Sar-e-Sham

Yaad-e-Maazi se Jo Aankhon ko Saza Di Jaye…

Is Se Behtar Hy k Her Cheez Bhula Di Jaye…

Jis Se Thori Bhi Umeed Zeyada ho Kabhi,

Aaisi Her Shama Sar-e-Sham Bujha Di Jaye…

Main ny apnon k Raviyon Se ye Mehsos kia,

Dil k Aangan Main Bhi Deewar Utha Di Jaye…

Main Ny Yaaron k Bicharny Se Ye Seekha “MOHSIN”,

Apny Dushman ko Bhi Jeeny ki Dua Di Jaye…

Never Be Bullied Into Silence

Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life;
define yourself.

Beautiful Forest

“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest

Where Brave Tigers are KillEd by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers”

Khuch Khawahishat Aisi Hoti Hain

Khuch khawahishat aisi hoti hain
jo jub tak puri na hon humain hamare sakoon ka baes lagti hain

par jub woh puri hone lagti hain
tab wohi khawahishat humain hamari takleef ka baes lagti hain.

Yaad Kerta Ho

Yaad Krta Hun Jb B Yaron Ko

Yaadon Se DiL Bhr Ata Hai

Kabi 7 Betha Krtey Thy Sab

Aj Dekhne Ko DiL Taras Jata Hai

I Miss U All Frendzzzzz

Smile Is The 2nd

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

Motivational Good Morning Sms

To realise the value of,,,

“One year” Ask one who failed in an exam..
“One month” Ask one who has not received his salary.
“One week” Ask one who is hospitalised.
“One day” Ask one who is on fasting..
“One hour” Ask one who is waiting for his beloved..
“One minute” Ask one who missed his train..
“One second” Ask one who just escape from an accident..

Every moment is a treasure..
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is mystery,
But Today is a gift..

Thats why its called present..
May ALLAH keep ur present happy & safe.! Good morning

Superb Definitions

Superb Definitions…!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

Dil me dard

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Dard dil shayari mein

Na kiya kar apne dard_e_dil ko shayeri me bayan

Log aur toot jate hai har lafz ko apni dastaan samajh kar

khamoshi ka boycott

DJUICE walay

1 Sawal pocha rahay hen

Or 7 hi kh rhy hn k

“Ab nahi bolo ge tu kal bhugto ge?”

Tu

Ma ne socha k ab BOL hi don

Q: Hm LARKyon ki IZAT Nazron se kb krnge?

Tu Suno

Ans:”Jb Larkiyan apni IZZAT khud krwaen gi”

Izat kesy krwai jati he?

QURAN se pochtay hen

“Ae NABI(s.a.w)

MOMIN Aurton se keh den k Apnay Ooper (Sr se Paon tk) Chaader daal len, Ta k Pehchan li jaen (k IZZATdaar Aurat he)

Or Tng na ki jaen”

(AL.AHZAAB 59)

plz fwd khamoshi ka boycott!

Eid Greetings sms

Eid Greetings. May the INFINITE bounties ,

boundless benedications and countless blessings of the Lord

accompany u and all and all those dearer to u.

Osey Mein Bhool Jaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta

Osey Mein Bhool Jaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Hamesha Muskraon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Uska Zikar Mehfil Mein Ho To Khamosh Rehna Hai..

Mein Khud Ko Azmaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Sitaaro Neend Ky Maaro Chalo Khwabon Ki Duniya Mein..

Mein Bhi So Hi
Jaon Ga Magr Wada Nahi Karta..

MohsiN Chalo
Tum Se Ye Wada Hai Ky Dil Mein Dard Hain Jitne..

Kisi Ko Na Sunaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta!!.

Door ki ladki

Sardar kafi dair door ki ladki ko ghoor rha tha

Tang aa k larki ne hath se LANAT ka ishara kiya Sardar dost se bola:

Le fair 5 waje da time fix hoya e

New Year 2010 sms

I say Crazy things when i m hyper but dont do them

I say stupid words when i m angry but dont mean them

I say hurt but this is year , just about finish.

May b i would not be a part of next year.

So i ask for giveness from all of you.. I might have hurtd you

Intentionally or unintentionally , back bited about you ,

ignored u , i truely ask you forgivenes . Ur forgivnes might make

my day of judgment lesser painful

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Arrow of life

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward

when life is dragging you back with difficulties,

just imagine that its going to launch you into something great

The Best Prank Call Ever

The Best Prank Call Ever:

“Hello KFC?”
– ” Yes, How can I help you sir?”
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” I want MC DONALD’S number”…

Funny Sheikh Sms

Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny

pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k

liy  aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai

Height of Attitude

Height of Attitude

I hate people who drive fast

so i overtake them 😉

Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum

Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum…
Ye Qasoor Faqat Humara Hai….
D_G
Hanstay Thay Hum bhi Kabhi
Mohabbt Karnay Waalon Par….

Izzat Jis K Bad Zillat Na Ho

Ya ALLAH humein ata kar..
Aisi mafi jis k bad gunah na ho,
Aisi hidayat jis k bad gumrahi na ho,
Aisi raza jis k bad narazgi na ho,
Aisi rehmat jis k bad azab na ho,
Aisi izzat jis k bad zillat na ho
Ameen

Humsafar Student poetry

Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi..
k “time pass” ka aalam raha,Parhai na thi..
k theoriyaan thi,concept they,laws b they magar,
parhaanay walay mein sb kuch tha,bs parhai na thi..
doraan e lecture us k hath mein thi aik qalam,
qalam b wo jo board pr kbi chalai na thi..
kisay lataar rha tha wo dant’ta hua pal,
ye dant sb ne suni sharam magar aai na thi..
kbi ye haal k sotay huay guzra lectr,
k neend itni gehri is se pehle aai na thi..:-D:-D

Expression Of Face

Expression Of the Face Can b Seen by Every one
But The depression Of Heart Can only b
Understood by The best Friends.

wafa ki qadar

Wafa ki aaj bi qadar wohi hai

””””””””’FARAZ””””””””””””””””

Faqat mit chuke hen toot k chahne wale

Good night and have a sweet dream

May The Festival Of Lights

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of love
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead

Sachi Dosti

Jisney Chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
jisney pholon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
jo ye kehte hain k mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti.
Usney shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

A Wife After Waking Up

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentines day,
I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.
Happy Valentines day!

Aasaniyan peda

Tumhari Duaaon Se Shayad Ho Jayn Mere Liye Aasaniyan Peda,

Bas Yehi Soch Kar Mujhe Apni Har Dua Mein Yaad Rakhna

Hum Ne Seeney Se Lagaya Dil Na Apna Ho Saka

Hum ne seeney se lagaya dil na apna ho saka,
Muskura kar tumne dekha dil tumhara ho geya..

Teri Saadgi Ka Husun

Teri Saadgi Ka Husun Bhi Lajawab Hai
Mujhe Naaz Hai K Tu Mera Intikhaab Hai..

Girls are very smart

really girls r very smart…. 😉

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

Dont Walk In Front Of Me

Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Dont walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Have A Nice Day

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HaVe A NiCe DaY:-)

Tere Hathon ke lakeer

Tery hath ki lakeerun mein wo lakeer ban jaaun

sirf main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jaaun

main tujy itna chahun k too bhool jay har ik rishta

sirf main hi tery hr rishty ki tasveer ban jaaun

Chup ho ja saale

PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O :/

Hichkiyan bunker yaad aye ge

Tum Laakh Bhula K Dekho mujhe Hum rishta phir B Nibhayen gay

Tum Paani Pi Pi k Thak jao gY

Hum Hichhkiyan Ban Ban kar yaad ayengay. :p

Yeh Teri Judaayi Ki

Yeh teri judaayi ki yaadgaar hai warna,
Aik zakhm bharney mein dair kitni lagti hai..

Aaghaz e Mohabbat

Hum To Aaghaz e Mohabbat Mein Hi LutGaye

Log Kehte Hain Ke

Anjaam Bura Hota Hai

Childish But Awesome Memories

In Memory Of The 90s

When The Most Popular Games Were Chupan Chupai, Baraf Pani & Oonch Neech

When The Best Delights Were Polka Popcorns, Jubilee & Mitcheles Tofee

When Pepsi Was Worth Rs.5

When Watching 7:30am Cartoons Before School On PTV & At 7pm Ninja Turtles, Captain Planet and Tom & Jerry

When People Go Home Earlier Than Usual To Watch India-Pak Cricket Matches

When We Were Not Allowed To Watch Movies But We Managed It Anyway

When Our Best Asset Was Bubble Gummer Shoes

When Getting Rs.50 Eidi Meant U Were Rich

When Decisions Were Made By Akkarr Bakkarr Bambay Bow

When The Worst Nightmares Were Injections, Dark Rooms & Qari Sahib

When Wonder Bread’s BMX Cycle Was A Source Of Jealousy In The Entire Muhalla

When, While Playing Cricket, Rule Was: Ghar Main Janay Ka Out & Jo Maaray Ga Wo Le Kar Aaye Ga

Aaahhh…!!!
Childish But Awesome Memories..

Niklaa Hai Ek Aansu Nigahon Se

Niklaa Hai Ek Aansu Nigahon Se Aaj Phir,
Kar Di Hai Har Ik Had Gamon Ne Paar Aaj Phir.
Choti Si Baat Kar Nahi Paati Nigahen Nam,
Yun Hi Nahi, Hai Baat Hui Khas Aaj Phir.
Aansu Ka Nigahon Se Koi Tod De Rishta,
Koi Aankhon Main Woh Hi Hansi Le Aaye Aaj Fir

Aalaa Miyaar Ke

Armaan bechta hu mein Aaala miyaar k

Iss karobar me mera dil khud kafeel ha