Chala Gaya Mujhe Ch0rr Kar

w0 chala gaya mujhy ch0rr Kr

Main Badal Na Paya aadtein..!!

Usay S0chna Usay Chahna,,,

Mera Aaj Bhi Mam0ol Hai..!

Isme Facebook Daal Do

GIRL: Ye Lo Pendrive, Isme FACEBOOK Daal Do
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Boy Gave A Surprised Look To The Girl
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GIRL: Kya Hua, Aise Kyo Ghoor Rahe Ho ?

2GB Me Nahi Aayega Kya ???

A Real Experience Of Life

A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life…
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

I Smile At Whom I LIKE

I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

Zindagi ka Maqsad

Her Aik ki zindgi ka Ek hi maqsad hai Faraz…..

Khud bhale ho bewafa lekin talaash wafa ki kerte hain…

Bulhay shah Dosti Poetry

Jis yar de yar hazaraan hovan,
Us yar nu yar na samji
Jera had to wad k pyar kare,
Us pyar nu pyar na samji
Hovay yar te deve haar tenu,
Us haar nu haar na Samji
“Bulhay shah” bhavain yar jina v Ghareeb hovay,
Ohdi sangat bekaar na Samji…!

Tum kahan aur mere piyar kaha

Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se mulaqat “WASI”

Ab to urooj pe pahunchi hai un ki zaat “WASI”

Wohi waday hain aur rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,

Kab badalti hain zamane ki riwayat “WASI”

Ek wo din thay k ek doosre ko sochte thay hum,

Ab miltay nahi dono k khayalat “WASI”

Tum kahan aur mere piyar ka miyar kahan,

Wo kitni saadgi se kar gia ye baat “WASI”

Charsi Qabristan me

Charsi Qabristan me Churs P rha tha.

Police: Kya kr rhe ho ?

Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.

Police: Ye to Bache ki Qabr hy.

Chrsi: Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.

Daryaaft or Ejaad mein farq

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

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Dream come true

The best way to make your dream come true

is to wake up

Best Quote 2012

“never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”

Q Us ko Mananay K Leye

Q Us ko Mananay K Leye Us Ki minten kru Mai…???
Mujhey Us Sy Mohabbat Hai Koi Matlab To Nai…..!!

Ramzan First Friday Dua Sms

Ae Rab-e- Kayenat Main Tery Poshida Naamon K Wasily Sy
Or Teri Is Bazurgi K Wasty Sy Jo Jalal-o-Azmat k Pardon Me Hy
Tuj sy Ye Sawal Karta Hon K Is Betab Nafs Or Kamzor Jism par Tars Kha
Is liye K Jo Tery Soraj Ki Tapish Ko Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta
Wo Teri Jahannum Ki Aag Ko Kesy Brdasht Karega??
0r Jo Tery Badal Ki Garaj Sy Kaanp Uthta Hy
Wo Tery Ghazab Ki Aawaz Ko Kesy Sun Sakta Hy??

Jisey teri Rehmat Aur Pyaar ki Aadat Hai,
Wo Teri Narazgi Ka Saamna Kesey Karey Ga???

Elaahi, Hamary Haal Pr Reham Farma Or karam kar Or
Hum sub ko maaf farma dy Aur hum Sey Raazi Ho Ja.Ameen

Wo Hota Hy

“MAYOOS”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Pe “Yaqeen”Nhi Rkhta

Or

“MEHROOM”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Ki D Hoi Be’Shumaar “Naimaton”Ka Shukar Ada Nai Karta.

Sweet Fruits Of Happiness

When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You

Made them feel

People may forget what
you said, but they will
never forget how you
made them feel.

People We Love

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles

For smiles can be given to any one

but tears are only shed for people we love.

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

That is Life

No matter how great you are,

not everybody will like you.

That is life.

The World Is Beautiful

The world is beautiful …
when we are smiling together …
when You are by my side …
when You talk to me …
when seeing Your msg my heart skips a beat …
when any romantic song reminds me of You …
when I make luv signs on d backpage of my notebook …
when everything around me just feels like
Love .. Love .. Love

science ka pata ha

Insan ki ankh ko kya chez ache lagti ha…

muja us ki science ka pata ha!:p

dosti sms

Hum chup rhete hain koi khafa na ho jay

Bhole se humse koi khata na ho jaye

Bari mushkilon se bana hai koi apna

Dar lagtha hai k wo kahe juda na ho jaye

Beeta hai jo mere upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Dost tere yaad mein

Ae Dost Teri Yad To DIl Ka Sukoon Hai

Main Tujh Ko Bhol Jaon Ye Teri Bhol Hai

Ussay milney se pehle

Ussay milney se pehley,
Main bht sajta sanwrta tha…
Magar jab wo sanwarti thi,
Main khud ko bhool jata tha..
Main aksar ye hi kehta tha,
Main tum se pyar karta hon…
Magar jab wo ye kehti thi,
Main dunya bhool jata tha..!

bhaabi jhakas hen

Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..

Ulfat ke takazaay bohot

Yoon Tou Ulfat Ke Takazaay Bahut ……..!!

Ek Wo Zalim Bahut, Ek Hum Ziddi BahuT….!!

Khoobsurat Teri Sham

Hr Khushi se Khoobsurat Teri Sham Kr Dun

Apna Balance Or Sim Tere Naam Kr Dun

Mil Jae 1 Bar Teri Mashooq

Chumiyan Le Le k Munni ki Tarha Badnaam Kr Don. Haha’

Zindagi bhar

“Insan Zindagi bhar do chehray nahi bhol pata.
1-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath dey.

2-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath chor jae..

“IMAM HUSSAIN R.A”

satate rahenge

Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….

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Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->

Ankhon Me Udasi Ki Jhalak

Us Ne Dekhi Meri Ankhon Me Udasi Ki Jhalak,
Or Phir Ghor Se Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Ko Parha,
Mere Uljhy Howe Balon Ko Dekha,
Kuch Lamhon Tk Wo khyalon k Banwar Me Doba,
Phr Utha Kr Meri Janib Wo Afsos Bhari Nigahen,
Lambi Ek Sard Aaah Bhari 0r Bola,
ay dost Tum MOHABBAT haar Bethe Ho Na..

Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn

Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn.S

aadgi_%
Bewaqoofi_%
Looks_%
Shararti_%
Cute_%
Romantic_%
Zaheen_%
Badtamiz_%
Nakhre_%
Gussa_%

I’m waiting.

Insaan Haasil Kia Kiya

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilm Ki Tune Naam Rakh Liya Qazi

Hath Me Le K Talwaar Tune Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi

Makkay Madeeny Ghum Aya To Naam Rakh Liya Haaji

o Insaan Haasil Kia kiya?

Agar Apne rab Ko Na Kiya Raazi

First beer offers

The First Beer Of A Man is never Bought By His Own Money.
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A legend always offers it and says

Le Na Saale, Kuch Nahi Hoga

All the Music on

My son asked what it is like

to be married,

So i deleted all the music on

his ipod except 1 song. 😛 😉

Eid Ke Pakwaan

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan..

May the day delight

May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.

EID MUBARAK

Good Luck

Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….

Second Day of Eid

Second day of “Eid Mubarak” to u and ur family.

May God give u more happines.

Dua for Karachi

Plz, plz, plz Ye DUA Rukni Nai Chahaye..

Ay Allah Pak!APNI EZAT O JALAL K wastay

hum gunhgaron par reham Farma or

hmare KARACHI ki hefazat farma.AAMMEEN.

Dil ka guzaara

Bichadne wale ye kyon nahi samajhte,
ke yaado se is Dil ka guzaara nahi hota.

Wishing You & Those Around You

Wishing You & Those Around You
A Very Merry Christmas and a Wondurfull New Year

Life is joyful

Pain is what the world does to you,
suffering is what you do to yourself.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Suffering is not getting what we want.
Suffering is getting what we do not want.
Suffering is when things are different
from the way we want them to be.
Some versions of the Path begin with the statement that,

Life is suffering.
Life is not all suffering.
Life can be very joyful when we let go of selfish craving.

Light Will Shine

Whoever recites Surah al Kahf

on the day of jumuah (Friday),

will have a light that will shine

from him one friday to the next.

Great Leaders

Great leaders dont tell you what to do
they show you how its done

Apni kismat ka sikka

Jis din apni kismat ka sikka chalega,

us din heads bhi apna or tails bhi

Go Zara Si Baat Per

Go zara si baat per baarson k yaranay gaye
Lekin itna to hua k kuch log pehchanaya gaye. . !

Sari Makhlooq main

Ta’ajjub hay

ALLAH Apni itni sari Makhlooq main say Bhi Meri Choti say Choti Zaroorat Nahi Bhoolta

Aor

ALLAH to Aik hi hay, Phir Bhi Main Usay Bhool Jati hoon.

*Good Morning and have a nice day*

Jaan Churaye Jaaye

Batao Na!! Kaise Jaan Churayi Jaaye…??

Tumhari Yaadon Ki Duniya Mein Qaid Hu Main…!!

Wafa ki dehleez se

Ek ghazal tere Liye
zaroor Likhon ga..
Be Hisab us mein
tera Qasoor Likhon ga..

Tu guftaar ka MaHir
tu qirdaar ka MaHir,
Pr husn ko tere
tera ghuroor Likhon ga..

Toot gaye bachpan k
tere sary khilony,
Ab Dilon sy kheLna
tera Dastoor Likhon ga..

Raha ishq ka Da’awa
tujhe tamam umr,
Wafa ki dehleez se
tujhe mafroor Likhon ga..

Khud sakhta jo hy
tera judai ka faisla,
Aesy har iqdaam ko
Na-Manzoor Likhon ga.

I resume my sex life

After Operation, the Girl asked the Doc: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Doc says: you are the first patient to ask such question after Tonsils Operation

1000 pages ke book

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti hai ??

WRITER: 6 months

DOCTOR: 2 months

LAWYER: 1 month
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Student: ye batao exam kab hai !!!

Haq Me Dua

Jab Teray Dard mein Dil Dukhta Tha

Hum Teray Haq Mein Dua Kartey Thay

ans k liye sms karen

Mujhe ittefaq se bazar jana hua mere jeb me paise nahi the to mujhe 2 dost mile 1 ne 1000 ka note dia 2usre ne 500 ka ,aage 1000 ka note mujse gum hogya. To 500 me se 300 ki mene shopping ki baqi bache 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 diye the.aur 100 .us 500 wale ko to 1000 wale ke baqi 900 bachte hen.aur 500 wale k 400.
900+400=1300+300 shoping k =1600 ab muje samaj nhi araha k mere pas to 1500 the 1600 kaise hogaiye.
Plz reply must.
Chalange 4 u.

Rule for Success

A Rule fr success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

Mgr Uska Bas

~~~~Mujhe~~~~
Chorne KA
FaisLa To Wo Roz Karta HAi.

===””AY NAADAN””===

Mgr Uska Bas
Nhi Chalta
Meri Wafa
k Samne…..!!

There is only One Today

Thousand of yesterdays have gone
Millions of tomorrow will come
But..
There is only One Today
so Enjoy ur Today with lots of Smile & Happiness.. GOOD MORNING

Ramadan Sms

RAMADAN MUBARAK!!!

May ALLAH wash away your SINS and

showerz His blessings upon you n ur family in dis month

Remember me in prayers.

Strong heart to love

It takes a strong heart to love
but it takes a stonger heart to
continue to love after it is been hurt

DUA Dusro k Liye

“DUA apne liye mangna IBAADAT hai

or DUA dusro k liye mangna KHIDMAT hai”

“IBAADAT se JANNAT milti hai or KHIDMAT se ALLAH milta hai”

Hazrat Ali (r.a)..“”“”!!“”!! “”!”guD“”!! MOrnING.“”!!

Good morning With Friends

Sumtimes I Feel what I Earnd in Life,Money?

Naa!Name?Naa!Fame?Naa!

But I Earned da Most Precious Thing…….

Friends..O V”Ik to Ik Chawal”

Good morning.

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:

1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga

2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.

3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai

Kal Eid Ho Gi

Mubarak ho
Markze Rohatay Hilal Kameti ne
mujhe dekh leya hai.
Kal EID HO Gi…
Eid Mubarak

Girl makes him mental

A mother makes her son Gentle in 20 years

But, a girl makes him Mental in 20 minutes

Shab e Barat Mubarak

Shab e Barat Mubarak Allah karey Sab Hamesha
Khush Rahen Aur kamyaabyaan Sab Ke Qadam
Choomti Rahen Aameeen Allah Hamen Neki ke Raston
Pe Gamzan Fermaye Aur Hamarey Tamam
Gunnah Muaf Farma de Aameeen

Happy Friendship Day

Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.

Election mein vote

Adult News Only who r 18+ read this
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Plz election mein vote kisi insaan k bachay ko dena. Thanks

Machar or Makhi ki Shadi Hoi

Machar or makhi ki shadi hoi.

Raat ko machar room k bahir tehl rha tha.

Dost ne pocha bahir kya kr rhy h

Machar:Ander teri BHABI mospil lga k bethi Hai..

If We Date And You Become

If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password;
Read my texts and mails and answer my phone;
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I will have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
Happy Valentines day!

haar me sakoon

Apni Haar main kitna sakoon tha FARAZ….

us shakhs ne jub galey lagaya jeetne k baad

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.

Ishq na sufi

ishq Na Sufi Na Molvi Na Aalim Hai

Ishq To Bas Zalim Hai

Zalim Hai Zalim Hai

Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab

Dil Dharaknay Ka sabab Yaad Aya..

Wo Teri Yaad The ab Yaad aya..

Bari Mushkil se Din Guzara tha..

Phir Teray Wada-e-Shab Yaad aya…

Beth kr Saya-e-Gul main Nasir,

Hum Bohat Roey Woh Jab Yaad Aya….!!

Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Hua Tha

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Objection to Newton Law

Objection to Newton’s gravitational law

by the great philospher Pappu.

“The last drop of susu does not obey

the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”

Fursat Nai Milti

Maana Duniya Ki Ronaq Se Tujhe Fursat Nahi Milti

Hum Bhi Tere Chahne Wale Hai Kuch To Khayal Kiya Kar

Great Lesson for life

1 of the great lesson I got from life:

There is no market 4 your emotions.

So never advertise your feelings, Just display ur attitude..!!”

Jungle ka Baadsha

Shair (lion) din mein 18 ghentay sota hy

Agar mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti to gadha jungle ka baadsha hota

So . . Soye rho meray shairo

No morning shorning.

Funny Student sms

Teacher:

Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh

ker lane ka kaha tha

Student:

Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana

Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye  😉

hahahaha

Happy Winter Sms

TUSSI

S

SW

SWE

SWEE

SWEET

SWEETE

SWEETER pa lo sardi aa gai jay …..

>> (:)

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon

Jb Wo Mera Naam Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron
Mein Tlash Kar Kar K Thak Gya,
To Sar Jhukaya Or Ro K Kaha Lakeren Jhot Bolti hain
Tum Mery Ho ……!,
Tum mery ho ……!

Inspirational quotes

Alexander said:

“I am not affraid  of any ARMY of LIONS led by a SHEEP,

I am affraid of an ARMY of SHEEP led by a LION”

Bright Student

During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
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I was such a bright student…
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No claping plz:D

Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

Qargas ka jahan

Parwaz Hai Dono Ki isi ik Faza Mai
Qargas ka jahan or hai, Shaheen ka jahan or
Alfaz-o-Maani Mai tafawat nahi lakin
Mullah ki azaan or Hai, Mujahid ki azaan or

Happy Iqbal Day

Best April Fool Sms

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

What A Nice Feeling

What A Nice Feeling
To Be In LOVE With

ALLAH

No Pain,
No Disappointment And
No Worries.
Just Blessings,
Blessings
And Blessings.

Barish Main Aisi Baat Kahan

Barish main aisi baat kahan humain juda kar dey sahir….

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Tu mujh main shamil hai meri rooh ban kar…
(Happy Rainy Weather)

Shama Sar-e-Sham

Yaad-e-Maazi se Jo Aankhon ko Saza Di Jaye…

Is Se Behtar Hy k Her Cheez Bhula Di Jaye…

Jis Se Thori Bhi Umeed Zeyada ho Kabhi,

Aaisi Her Shama Sar-e-Sham Bujha Di Jaye…

Main ny apnon k Raviyon Se ye Mehsos kia,

Dil k Aangan Main Bhi Deewar Utha Di Jaye…

Main Ny Yaaron k Bicharny Se Ye Seekha “MOHSIN”,

Apny Dushman ko Bhi Jeeny ki Dua Di Jaye…

Never Be Bullied Into Silence

Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life;
define yourself.

Beautiful Forest

“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest

Where Brave Tigers are KillEd by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers”

Khuch Khawahishat Aisi Hoti Hain

Khuch khawahishat aisi hoti hain
jo jub tak puri na hon humain hamare sakoon ka baes lagti hain

par jub woh puri hone lagti hain
tab wohi khawahishat humain hamari takleef ka baes lagti hain.

Yaad Kerta Ho

Yaad Krta Hun Jb B Yaron Ko

Yaadon Se DiL Bhr Ata Hai

Kabi 7 Betha Krtey Thy Sab

Aj Dekhne Ko DiL Taras Jata Hai

I Miss U All Frendzzzzz

Smile Is The 2nd

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

Motivational Good Morning Sms

To realise the value of,,,

“One year” Ask one who failed in an exam..
“One month” Ask one who has not received his salary.
“One week” Ask one who is hospitalised.
“One day” Ask one who is on fasting..
“One hour” Ask one who is waiting for his beloved..
“One minute” Ask one who missed his train..
“One second” Ask one who just escape from an accident..

Every moment is a treasure..
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is mystery,
But Today is a gift..

Thats why its called present..
May ALLAH keep ur present happy & safe.! Good morning

Superb Definitions

Superb Definitions…!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

Dil me dard

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Dard dil shayari mein

Na kiya kar apne dard_e_dil ko shayeri me bayan

Log aur toot jate hai har lafz ko apni dastaan samajh kar

khamoshi ka boycott

DJUICE walay

1 Sawal pocha rahay hen

Or 7 hi kh rhy hn k

“Ab nahi bolo ge tu kal bhugto ge?”

Tu

Ma ne socha k ab BOL hi don

Q: Hm LARKyon ki IZAT Nazron se kb krnge?

Tu Suno

Ans:”Jb Larkiyan apni IZZAT khud krwaen gi”

Izat kesy krwai jati he?

QURAN se pochtay hen

“Ae NABI(s.a.w)

MOMIN Aurton se keh den k Apnay Ooper (Sr se Paon tk) Chaader daal len, Ta k Pehchan li jaen (k IZZATdaar Aurat he)

Or Tng na ki jaen”

(AL.AHZAAB 59)

plz fwd khamoshi ka boycott!

Eid Greetings sms

Eid Greetings. May the INFINITE bounties ,

boundless benedications and countless blessings of the Lord

accompany u and all and all those dearer to u.

Osey Mein Bhool Jaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta

Osey Mein Bhool Jaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Hamesha Muskraon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Uska Zikar Mehfil Mein Ho To Khamosh Rehna Hai..

Mein Khud Ko Azmaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta..

Sitaaro Neend Ky Maaro Chalo Khwabon Ki Duniya Mein..

Mein Bhi So Hi
Jaon Ga Magr Wada Nahi Karta..

MohsiN Chalo
Tum Se Ye Wada Hai Ky Dil Mein Dard Hain Jitne..

Kisi Ko Na Sunaon Ga Magar Wada Nahi Karta!!.

Door ki ladki

Sardar kafi dair door ki ladki ko ghoor rha tha

Tang aa k larki ne hath se LANAT ka ishara kiya Sardar dost se bola:

Le fair 5 waje da time fix hoya e

New Year 2010 sms

I say Crazy things when i m hyper but dont do them

I say stupid words when i m angry but dont mean them

I say hurt but this is year , just about finish.

May b i would not be a part of next year.

So i ask for giveness from all of you.. I might have hurtd you

Intentionally or unintentionally , back bited about you ,

ignored u , i truely ask you forgivenes . Ur forgivnes might make

my day of judgment lesser painful

Submit By: umer

Arrow of life

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward

when life is dragging you back with difficulties,

just imagine that its going to launch you into something great

The Best Prank Call Ever

The Best Prank Call Ever:

“Hello KFC?”
– ” Yes, How can I help you sir?”
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” I want MC DONALD’S number”…

Funny Sheikh Sms

Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny

pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k

liy  aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai

Height of Attitude

Height of Attitude

I hate people who drive fast

so i overtake them 😉

Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum

Ro Rahay Hain Aaj Hum…
Ye Qasoor Faqat Humara Hai….
D_G
Hanstay Thay Hum bhi Kabhi
Mohabbt Karnay Waalon Par….

Izzat Jis K Bad Zillat Na Ho

Ya ALLAH humein ata kar..
Aisi mafi jis k bad gunah na ho,
Aisi hidayat jis k bad gumrahi na ho,
Aisi raza jis k bad narazgi na ho,
Aisi rehmat jis k bad azab na ho,
Aisi izzat jis k bad zillat na ho
Ameen

Humsafar Student poetry

Wo teacher tha, magar us ki samaj aai na thi..
k “time pass” ka aalam raha,Parhai na thi..
k theoriyaan thi,concept they,laws b they magar,
parhaanay walay mein sb kuch tha,bs parhai na thi..
doraan e lecture us k hath mein thi aik qalam,
qalam b wo jo board pr kbi chalai na thi..
kisay lataar rha tha wo dant’ta hua pal,
ye dant sb ne suni sharam magar aai na thi..
kbi ye haal k sotay huay guzra lectr,
k neend itni gehri is se pehle aai na thi..:-D:-D

Expression Of Face

Expression Of the Face Can b Seen by Every one
But The depression Of Heart Can only b
Understood by The best Friends.

wafa ki qadar

Wafa ki aaj bi qadar wohi hai

””””””””’FARAZ””””””””””””””””

Faqat mit chuke hen toot k chahne wale

Good night and have a sweet dream

May The Festival Of Lights

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of love
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead

Sachi Dosti

Jisney Chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
jisney pholon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
jo ye kehte hain k mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti.
Usney shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

A Wife After Waking Up

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentines day,
I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.
Happy Valentines day!

Aasaniyan peda

Tumhari Duaaon Se Shayad Ho Jayn Mere Liye Aasaniyan Peda,

Bas Yehi Soch Kar Mujhe Apni Har Dua Mein Yaad Rakhna

Hum Ne Seeney Se Lagaya Dil Na Apna Ho Saka

Hum ne seeney se lagaya dil na apna ho saka,
Muskura kar tumne dekha dil tumhara ho geya..

Teri Saadgi Ka Husun

Teri Saadgi Ka Husun Bhi Lajawab Hai
Mujhe Naaz Hai K Tu Mera Intikhaab Hai..

Girls are very smart

really girls r very smart…. 😉

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

Dont Walk In Front Of Me

Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Dont walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Have A Nice Day

G
O
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D
M
O
R
N
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N
G……
HaVe A NiCe DaY:-)

Tere Hathon ke lakeer

Tery hath ki lakeerun mein wo lakeer ban jaaun

sirf main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jaaun

main tujy itna chahun k too bhool jay har ik rishta

sirf main hi tery hr rishty ki tasveer ban jaaun

Chup ho ja saale

PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O :/

Hichkiyan bunker yaad aye ge

Tum Laakh Bhula K Dekho mujhe Hum rishta phir B Nibhayen gay

Tum Paani Pi Pi k Thak jao gY

Hum Hichhkiyan Ban Ban kar yaad ayengay. :p

Yeh Teri Judaayi Ki

Yeh teri judaayi ki yaadgaar hai warna,
Aik zakhm bharney mein dair kitni lagti hai..

Aaghaz e Mohabbat

Hum To Aaghaz e Mohabbat Mein Hi LutGaye

Log Kehte Hain Ke

Anjaam Bura Hota Hai

Childish But Awesome Memories

In Memory Of The 90s

When The Most Popular Games Were Chupan Chupai, Baraf Pani & Oonch Neech

When The Best Delights Were Polka Popcorns, Jubilee & Mitcheles Tofee

When Pepsi Was Worth Rs.5

When Watching 7:30am Cartoons Before School On PTV & At 7pm Ninja Turtles, Captain Planet and Tom & Jerry

When People Go Home Earlier Than Usual To Watch India-Pak Cricket Matches

When We Were Not Allowed To Watch Movies But We Managed It Anyway

When Our Best Asset Was Bubble Gummer Shoes

When Getting Rs.50 Eidi Meant U Were Rich

When Decisions Were Made By Akkarr Bakkarr Bambay Bow

When The Worst Nightmares Were Injections, Dark Rooms & Qari Sahib

When Wonder Bread’s BMX Cycle Was A Source Of Jealousy In The Entire Muhalla

When, While Playing Cricket, Rule Was: Ghar Main Janay Ka Out & Jo Maaray Ga Wo Le Kar Aaye Ga

Aaahhh…!!!
Childish But Awesome Memories..

Niklaa Hai Ek Aansu Nigahon Se

Niklaa Hai Ek Aansu Nigahon Se Aaj Phir,
Kar Di Hai Har Ik Had Gamon Ne Paar Aaj Phir.
Choti Si Baat Kar Nahi Paati Nigahen Nam,
Yun Hi Nahi, Hai Baat Hui Khas Aaj Phir.
Aansu Ka Nigahon Se Koi Tod De Rishta,
Koi Aankhon Main Woh Hi Hansi Le Aaye Aaj Fir

Aalaa Miyaar Ke

Armaan bechta hu mein Aaala miyaar k

Iss karobar me mera dil khud kafeel ha

DiL Tou AkSaR

Ho TaaLLuQ….Tou Rooh Se Ho..
DiL Tou AkSaR…Bhar Bhi JataY Hain

Us k kehny par

Us k kehny par us ki tamana bi chor di Hum ny

. . .”ay dost.

Zara Hum bi tu Deikhain kon chahta hai Usy Humari tarha . . .

Masroof Waqt Se

Us dost ki ixat kro Jo apko apne masroof waqt main waqt de.

Lekin

us dost se Mohabbat kro Jb apko uski xarurt ho or

wo apke lye apni masroofiat chhor de.

ManMohan singh in Election

After Election Ex PM of India

ManMohan Said:

“Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is

Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”  😀

A Better Change

We can not change future. However, we can always make it better.
Be the change, see the change – A Better Change!

All My Love For You FREE

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Chand bhi kya ajeeb

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai
ZALIM…!!!. . . .
Jis me,, , . .
Bachpan me Mamu aur
jawani me Janu nazar ata hai 😉

Apney TALUQ Aur ANAA Ki Ahmiyat

MAAFI Mangney Ka Matlab Hargiz Yeh Nahi Hai,
K Tum GhaLat Ho, BuLkay Iss Ka MatLab Hai K
Tum Apney TALUQ Ko Apni ANAA Se Zyada Ahmiyat Detay Ho

Kuch Mehsos kero

Nurse to kid: Lambi Sans lo, or kuch mehsos karo ?
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Kid: 0k
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Nurse: What do u feel now. ?

Kid:
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Your body spray is amaZing.

time is good

When ur time is good,
ur mistakes are taken as a joke,
But when ur time is bad,
even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes.

Zindagi Tab Behtar Hoti

Zindagi Tab BEHTAR Hoti Hai,
Jab Aap KHUSH Hotay Hain Lekin.

Zindagi Tab BEHTAREEN Hoti Hai
Jab Aapki Wajah Se Koi Doosra KHUSH Hota Hai.

Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai

Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
or
Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena

Its Too Cold Here

Girl: its too cold over here
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boy: u want my jacket?
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girl: no i want ur arms around me!
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boy:
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pagal aese baten ni karte gunah milta hai!
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SubhanAllah keh kr frwrd karen…
:p :D:…:.

Namak ni hai

Wife 2 hsbnd

Zra kitchen se namak lana

Hsbnd

Yaha to koi namak nhi hy

Wife

Mjhe pta tha Tm to ho hi andhe Tmhe nhi milega

Is lye pehly hi le i thi 😉

Zamane me Wafa

mE dHundnE kO jaB zAmanE mE waFa niKlA

TO paTa cHala Ly k gHalt paTa lY kR niklA.

Mind and Matter

All the Problems are stuck between Mind and Matter..

If You don’t mind, It doesn’t matter !!!

Worry about success

Dont worry about the delay in your success as compared to others

Because, Construction of a wonder takes m0re time than an ordinary Design

You are First Person

You are the first person

who has been able to make my heart

beat slower and faster at the same time.

Rasul (S.A.W.W) per darood

RAsul (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya ,

jab tum kuch bhool jao to mujh per DAROOD parho ,

INSHA-ALLAH yaad a jaye ga

Loadshedding ka month

Le wapda: yeh bass last month hai loadshedding ka

Le awam: wow great! yani us k baad bijli ni jaye gee?

Le wapda: ni, phirr bijli khatam ho jaye ge

le awam

A Real Relationship

A real relationship has
faith
fights
trust
tears
arguments and lots of love.

Kaise Ghalt Fehmi

Wife: Tum Raat K0 S0ty Mn Mujhe Galian De Rhe Thy?

Husband: Nhi Tmhen Ghalt Fehmi Hui Ha

Wife: Kaisi Ghalt Fehmi?

Husband: Yehi K Mn S0ya Hua Tha..!!

You Never Get A person Of Your Type

You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World.
U Will Either Have To Adjust
Or
U Will Have To Compromise
U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..?
And
U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..

Salary dekte hi khayaal

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein

Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein Band Panchion Ko_
Mohsin
_Yaad Wohi Aate Hein Jo Urr Jate Hein_ . . .

Tum haya-o

Tum haya-o- shariyat ki bat karte ho
hum ne nange jismon ko malboos-e-haya dekha hai
hum ne dekhe hein ehram mein liptey kai iblees
aur mey khaney mein aksar khuda dekha hai

Dil Jalana Na Chora

Baad Marnay Kay Bhi Usne Chora Na Dil Jalana

“FARAZ”

Roz Phaink jata Hai Phool Sath wali Qabar Par

Hold your Temper is

The Most important time to hold your Temper is

When the other person has Lost

subha-bahkair

KHAMOSHI Esa Darakht Jis Pr

KHAMOSHI:
Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta
HASAD:
Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy
SACHAI:
Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy
ZAHANAT:
Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta
KHUSH AKHLAQI:
Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.

Tujh ko paane ke khuwaish

Na Jane Kis Ko Paane Ki Khuwaish Mai..

Me Rafta Rafta Khud Ko Kho Raha Hon….!!

Mosam ke Ada

Tum Marasim Main Bhi Mosam Ki Ada Rakhtay Ho

Kabhi Barastey Ho Tu Kabhi Boond Ko Tarsaty Ho

Pal Main Kehtay Ho Zamanay Main Faqat Tere Hain

Pal Main Izhar-E-Muhabbat Say Mukar Jaatay Ho

Love guru

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ye lo love guru se taveez lia hai!

Jis larki ko doge wo foran mera hojayega!yaqin na aaye to larki ko bhejo.

Before The Golden Sunset

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.

Hum Masjid Ko Maahana Kya Dete Hain

Hum Jis Masjid
Me Roz Namaz
Adaa Karte Hain Wahan Hame
Wazo K Liye Paani,
Hawa K Liye Fan,
Roshni K Liye light
Carpet Or Imam Etc Farham Kia Jata Hy
Ta K Hamy Namaz Me Aasani Ho.
Is K Badle Me Hum Masjid Ko Maahana Kya Dete Hain??
Jb k hum TV cable r INERNET ki fees
har month baqaid-gi se dete hain.
ZARA SOCHO OR IS
SMS KO AAM KARO,
ALLAH ZAROR
AJAR DEGA.

Time Has Great Power to Change

Never decide about a person by his past status,

because time has great power to change a useless coal into a valuable Diamond.

Extremely Happy 2013

Wish You a great
Prosperous,
Blissful,
Healthy,
Bright,
Delightful,
Mind Blowing,
Energetic,
Terrific &
An Extremely Happy New Year 2013

Life Path

Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Save Many Relations

We can save many Relations

if we Understand a Simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT,

they are DIFFERENT.

Funny Love Story

A LOVE STORY

Lux & Rexona were lovers

lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street

Lux’s dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal

But Rexona’s dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona’s marriage in Dove Marriage hall.

Rexona’s uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.

1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins

they named them Johnson & Johnson.

Moral:

Main nay saaray soaps kay naam yaad karwa diye hain,

ab to naha Loo0o…(…..)

Level of Trust on U

If SOMEONE shares problems with u and asks for help,
doesnt mean they r weak or incompetent,
But It indicates THEIR level of trust on U

How To Make A Wife Happy

How To Make A Wife Happy ??
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Its not so difficult.
Here are Some Tips:
Just be a Good:
1. Friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
9. Decorator
10. Stylist
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51. Driver
52. Psychologist
53. Healer
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102. Good Listener
103. Organizer
104. Good Father
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AND WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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994. Give her compliments  regularly
995. Take her for shopping
996. Be honest
997. Be very rich
998. Not look at other girls
1000. Remember birthdays & anniversary etc.
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& now
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How to keep
a Husband happy?
1) just Leave him alone:-)

Im Getting Married Next Month

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month….

its small party and only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.

May ALLAH Bless Us

*~Eid Mubarak~*
To You & Your Family. May Allah Bless Us All With Happiness & Faith. Ameen.

Ye watan humara hy

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Ye watan humara hy tum ho khamkha is me..

14 AUGUST MUBARAK!

Aik lamha muyassar

Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujko…..,

Yadon ko SuLati Hoon…To…Tanhai jaag Uthti Hai…..!!

Arz kiya hai

English poetry:
Arz kiya hai…
Those who know me know me well!
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WAH WAH!
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Those who know me know me well!
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Those who don’t know meGo 2 Hell;-)

yaar Altaf Bhai

Tum ayse na roya karo yaar Altaf Bhai..

Gham ke mahool mein bi puri qaum ki hansi nikal jati hai.. 😛 😀

River Can Dry

River Can Dry
Mountain Can Fly
You Can Forget Me
Never Can I

zindagi jis se mohabbat Poetry

Sambhala hosh hey jab se “muqaddar” sakht tar nikla,
Para hey waasta jis se wohi “teer-o-tabar” nikla,
Sabaq deta raha jo umer bhar “roshan khiyali” ka,
Usy jab paas se dekha to khud bhi “tang nazar” nikla,
Samajh kar “zindagi” jis se mohabbat kar rahe they hum,
Usy jab chhu kar dekha to faqat “khaki bashar” nikla,
Mohabbat ka khumaar utra to tab saabit howa hum par,
Jise hum “umer” samjhe they wo “bemaqsad safar” nikla…!

AFTARI hay valima nae

AEY IMAN WALO..
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Hath halka rakhna AFTARI hay valima nae

parinday se poochha

Allama Iqbal ne parinday se poochha:

“Kia tumhein Aasmaan se girne ka der Nahi hota..?”

Parinda bola:

“Yaar Iqbal !Teri mehrbani ,

inna na sochia kr..”

Pegham e Mustafa

Bazaar To saja Diye hum ne Meelad-e-Mustufa k Liye.

Pegham-e-Mustufa kya Hai Ye Hum Ne Bhula Dia.

Mera Boyfriend

Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse bahar akeli hai

Week Before Exams

A week before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors…. “Jani sirf heading bata de baki teri behn khud likhey ge” 😀

Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar

Hasrat Bharri Nigahon Ko Aaraam Takk Nahi
Palti Wo Zindagani K Phir Shaam Takk Nahi
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzzaar Di
Us Bewafa K Lab Pay Mera Naam Takk Nahi
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithain Gay Aaj Phir
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Takk Nahi
Madfoon Hoon Teray Hijjar Ki Ik Aisi Qabbar Mein
Kutbay Pay Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Takk Nahi
Be Ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar
Halaan K Us Galli Mein Mujhay Kaam Takk Nahi.

Aadat Se To Duniya

Hamari is Aadat Se To Duniya Khoob WaQiF Hai

Na Ham Ne Manzilain BaDli, Na Ham Ne khuD ko baDla

Jazbaat Machal Jaty Hai

Kalaai na Pakra Kro,

Na he Pass Aya kr0..

Baat Chooriyon Ki nai

JazBaat Machal Jaty hay. 😛

Ladki ke Life Mein

Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa Ladka Hota Hai

Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti

Aur

Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi Ladki Hoti H

Jisey Wo Pa Nahi sakta

Do You Want To Know

Do you want to know who you are?
Dont ask.
Act! Action will delineate and define you.

Lambi Line Thi

Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete

sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.

Best April Fool Sms

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Gud Morning Miss you Sms

Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

Güd Mörn¡ng.

Young Generation In Tention

Young generation ko sb se zyada tention kb hote ha? . . . . . . . .

Papers mein?? Nhy. . . . . . .

jb wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile unky pas na ho 😛 😉

Happy new year with joy

Keep the Smile
Leave the tear
Think the joy
Forget the fear ..
Hold the laugh
Leave the pain

B joyous coz its NEW YEAR

“Haapy HAPPY NEW YEAR”

What Is The Perfect Example

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy eyes (Bad luck)

Friendship Is Like A Book

Friendship is like a book it take years to write but it may take few seconds to burn.

New Bloom Spreads

Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around?
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
Happy New Year.

1st Night Dulhan Dulha Urdu Sms

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha

“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”

Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

Physics ka paper

Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d

Difference Between Wife And Mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE

Mercy on this Eid

Mercy, Peace and Luv

May da grace and Lord

surround u and b wid u

on this Eid !!

Her hath milney wala

Tum Takaluf KO Bhi Ikhlas Samajtay Ho Faraz

Dost Hota Nahi Her Hath Milanaay Wala.

Allah ko kis wakt

Allah ko kis wakt Hansna Bohat Naa pasand hai

1-QABRSTAN Me
2-Janaza k pichay
3-Ulma ki Majlis Me
4-Tilawat-e- QURAN Pak Me
5-Masjid Me
6-Azaan k hotay waqt..

Size Of Your Christmas Tree

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.

In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

NURSE Kept SARDAR FINGER In HER MOUTH

NURSE kept SARDAR FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Roze ka noor

¿Wo .*”Chand”*. ka “Chamakna”
Wo .*”MaSJido”*. ka “Sawarna”
Wo .*”Musalmano”*. ki “Dhoom”
*”RamZan”*.

*”wo “Sehri” ka maza”*
“*wo “Aftari” ki bhook”*
“*wo”Quran” ki talawat”*
“*wo”Namaz”ka mamool”*
wo”Roze” ki barkat

wo Roze ka noor
ap ko chand mubarak
ramzan mubarak

Life is Now Here

Read it slowly

LIFEISNOWHERE

What did u read…???

Life is no where or life is now here…

My friends, life is all about how we look at it…!!!

GOOD MORNING..

Choti si Love Story

Choti si Love Story!

Ek Dada or dadi ne,

apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milnge,

Dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k,

gulab le kr pohncha pr dadi nahi aie,

Dada gusse m ghar pohncha to dekha k dadi samne bethi he,

Dada ne gusse m pocha,tm aie nahi m intazar krta rha ta tmhara,

Dadi ne shrma kr kaha,

ami ne jane he nai dia.

(‘.’)> <)) / / O My God:

Sent to Suffer

Man was sent on Earth to Suffer,

And

Woman was sent to Ensure that It
Happens…! 😉

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal

Luck has a particular Habit

Luck has a particular Habit of favouring those who don’t depend on it…
So
Believe in urself & find a way to Achieve ur Goals!
Asslam o Alaikum! Gud Evening n have a blessed day!

Nigah-e-Shoq Mein

Itni kashish to ho nigah-e-shoq mein

SAQI

Idher dil mein khayal aaye! Udher vo beqrar ho jae

Zindagi me 3 Baatein

Zindagi me 3 baatein kisi ko nahe batana
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1_?
2_?
3_?

Kaha na nahe btana tou me be kyun bataun

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

DiL Dukhatay Ho

DiL Mein Reh Kar, DiL Dukhatay Ho……!!!

Apna Muqaam Daikho, Aur Apny Kaam Daikho…!!!

Yaad Aata Raha

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …
Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai….
Main Jitna bhulata raha woh utna hi yaad aata raha…

From: NADEEM (03216631001)

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

Jis K Badlay Tum Mujy

Jis K Badlay Tum mujy mill jao
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Main Kisi Aisi Naiki Ki Talash
Main Hoon…..

Haseen Sa Khawab Hai

Yeh Jo Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai
Yeh Kitab Bhi Kiya Kitab Hai

Kahin Ek Haseen Sa Khawab Hai
Kahien Jaan Laiwa Azab Hai

Kahien Ansuon Ki Ha Dastaan
Kahien Muskarahaton Ka Bayan Hai

Kai Chehre Is Mein Chupay Huwe
Ek Ajeeb Sa Ye Naqab Hai

Kahien Kho Diya Kahien Paa Liya
Kahien Ro Liya Kahien Ga Liya

Kahien Cheen Leti Hai Her Khushi
Kahien Meharban Be-Hesaab Hai

Kahien Barkatoon Ki Hain Barishen
Kahien Tashnagi Be-Hesaab Hai.

Tumhre bina ab

HUm TeRe BiN aB RaAh Ni sKTy

teRE BiNa KiA WaJOod MerA

kUn K TuM He h0 tUm He hOoOoo

dour nagawaar

Marna tu is jahan mein koi haadsa nahin,
FARAZ

Is dour-e- na’gawaar mein jeena kamal hai…

Morning Greetings Does Not Only Mean

Morning greetings
does not only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Dil-e-nadaan ko

“4 U”

Woh jo basa hai merey dil mein usey bataun kaisey

Dar bhi lagta hai zamaney se chupaun kaisey

Woh to panchi hai urr jaye ga

Main khood ko us k peechey uraun kaisey.@

Main to us k liye duniya hi chor doon

Is se ziyada main usey chahoon kaisey

Dil hai jo us ko apna maanta hai

Is dil-e-nadaan ko samjhaun kaisey

Woh merey dil par hukmurani karta hai AHMED

Us k ilawa main kisi aur ko dil mein basaun kaisey.

Adami Aur Farista

Ek aadmi apne aap nu kehnda hoya ja raha si k;-“haye oye rabba”aisi zindagi naalo ta maut e changgi aa.

Achanak Farista  aa gaya te bolya:- “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lao dasso… paaji hun koi gareeb banda majaak v nai kare

Apne Din Ka Aghaz

Hazrat ALI “Apne Din Ka Aghaz Sadqa Dene Se Shuru Kro,Us Din Tumhari Koi Dua Rad Nahi Jayegi. . Or Achi Baat Btana Bhi SADQA Hai…..

Aulaad K Liye

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,

> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera..
Main, Tum, Aur sath Tumhara…

khudkashi ka maza

Bhulay hain rafta rafta unhain mudaton ma hum,

Qisto mai khudkashi ka maza koi humse puchay…

Happy Ramadan To All

Happy Ramadan to All.
May Allah bless you
in this holy month.
Ramadan Kareem.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Shadi k pehly din

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life.

1 mahene bad My wife

1 sal bad Home

2 sal bad Hitler

4 sal bad…Wrong no..

Maafi Ki Talaab Kay Liye

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga

Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga

Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye

Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par

Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani
Where At Least I Know
Im Free
&
Wont Forget The Men
Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me

Aur Phassao Government School Ki Bachiyaan

2 lovers in K.F.C

Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?

larki:
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naan tikki mangva lo.

Moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Shaadi Se Pehle

Shaadi se pehle Dua maangi the

Acha Pakaane waali biwi dena

Khaana mention karna bhool gaya tha 😛

Mohabbat nahi

Phir kbhi m0habbat nahi ho sakti…! Wo ek tha 0r mera dil bhi ek…!

Shadi Ke Anniversary

Wife: Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Anniversary Hai.

Humein Kia Karna Chaie?

Husband: Ao ..

Aaj Hum Ais Haadsay Ki Yaad Mein

2 Mint Ki Khamoshi Akhtiyaar Karein

I Will Love You

I will love you, dear,
I will love you till China and Africa meet
and the river jumps over the mountain
and the salmon sing in the street.

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Aftari k Oqaat Me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k agar wo sehatmand o tawana rehna chahtay hain to …

Aftari k oqaat me apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….

Treat with Sincerety

“Treat everyone with sincerety..

Even those who r not sincere to u..

Not because they r not nice,

But!!

Because!!!

u r nice…. good mornig

Meaning Of Ramzan

* R A M Z A N *
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R- Roza Rakhna,
A- Allah Se Darna,
M- Masjid ko jana,
Z- Zakat Dena,
A- Ache kaam karna,
N- Namaz Parhna Or
DUAON mai
MUJE Zaror Yaad Rakna

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

2 Hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

kesay Bacha Jaye

Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .

First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…

sprite.. University of freshology

value of Relation

A relation is not,
How long u have been together !
Not, how many times u talk to each other
It’s all abt..
How u value each other…!!
Good Morning

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi

3 Dost Aik Sath

3 dost the ak kallu
dusra billu
tesra ullu
kallu b.s.c me parh raha tha
billu m.a me parh raha tha
or ullu

sms parh raha tha

A beautiful Hamd

A beautiful Hamd

Jo mile

hayat-e-khizar mjy,

0r usy mai

sarf-e-sana krun

TERA shukar phr b adaa na ho

TERA shukar kesy adaa krun

TERE lutf ki koi had nhe

Ginu kis tarha

k adad nhe

Na koi TERE siwa mera

Jsy yaad TERE siwa krun

Men bht hi

ajiz-o-be-nawa,

TERE aagy meri bisat kia?

Mei kaha krun

TU suna kry,

TU diya kry

Men lia krun

TERE dar pe kham rhy sar mera,

TERI rehmton mein guzar mera

Koi bhool ho to Maaf kr,

Mjy Bakhsh DE mere Allah ma jo b Khata krun..Ameen!

Successful People

It is our nature:

Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

khaas hote hain Pata hy kyu?

Q k Muskuraht to sb k lye hoti he

Magr Aansu sirf un k lye hote hain

Jinhein Hm Khona Nhi Chahte

My wife still feels

A HUSBAND’s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:

“Even my child started to walk without any support but my wife still feels the need to hold my hand, while walking…!

Be Waja Be Rukhi

Be Khabar, Be Waja, Be Rukhi Na Kiya Kar

JAN

Hum Toot Jate Hain Tera Lehja Badalnay Se.

parking space for me

A man was driving down street & he had a very important meeting & couldn’t find parking.

Looking up towards the heaven, he said, ‘Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life & give up drinking.’

Miraclously, a parking space appeared.

Man looked up again & said, ‘Never mind, i found one.’ 😉

Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest

Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai
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Jab light gayi aur kam wali massi boli:

What the hell is this? Do not you have a Generator ? 😀

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter.
40 ky akhrot 80 k badaam..pyary Amjad ko mera salam
Asalam o alaikum..
kal aap mery peechay atay atay girr kyun gaye thy? PLESE ap meri kahtir Cycle ahista chalayen,ap kal peelay shalwar kameez main bohot BRUTIFUL lag rahy thy, wesy to poory ilaaky mai ap sa koi nai,   Dabay mai daba dabay mai cake  mera amjad lakhon mai Ek;
Plese plese meeri khatir guttka khana chor den, aj paan ky Khokhy py phir sy milen gy :      neeli neeli roshni kamry mai band hai,     mai kya karun muje amjad pasnd hai,:-Apki jan Kosar…
Kosar +amjad = amjad kosar :p 😡 😀

Har Gham Ko Khushi Me

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

POOR PEOPLE

The only place in Pakistan, where food is cheap.

Tea Rs.1.00,
Soup Rs.5.50,
Dal Rs.1.50,
Chapati Rs.1.00,
Chicken Rs.24.50,
Dosa Rs.4.00,
Veg Briyani Rs.8.00,
Fish Rs.13.00.

This is actual price list.These items are for “POOR PEOPLE” & is available at Pakistan Natonal Assembly Parliament Canteen.The salary of those poor people is Rs.180,000 per Month!! PLUS WEEKLY BONUS IN SCAMS. Pls forward to all Pakistanis rich people except MPA,MNA, SENATOR AND POLITICAL LEADERS WHO ARE REALY POOR.

Kabhi toot kar

Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe
yaad kar lena
,DOST.

Men thora bohat
welding ka kaam
bhi jaanta hon.

…. switch 0n kr 0e nikya. . .

Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay hain.

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)

True Relation

When u are angry at someone & get irritated time to time

but u still cant live with out him/her, that is a relation, a True Relation.

funny faraz sms

Is se bari dehshat Gardi aur kiya ho sakti

hai faraz…..

washroom k lotay mein koi tezab daal gaya

Samne wali khidki main

Mere samnay wali khidki main…..:)

ek larka har waqt Facebook pay betha rehta hai :/ :/ welaaa 😛

Zindagi Ke Raaho Mein

Kash Zindagi Ki Raaho Mein Ishq Na Mile.

Is Be-Dard Zamane Se Kuch Na Mile….

Hum Afsos Kyun Kare K Koi Humen Na Mila

Afsos To Woh Kare Jissy Hum Na Milay..

Mere fasane se

Ta’aluq toot jayega mera sare zamane se

Mere apne khafa honge tumhain apna banane se

Tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskeen milti hai

Bohat takleef hoti hai tumhare dur jane se

Mere ghar ko jla daina mager ye zehan main rakhna

Ujala mil nahi sakta kisi ka ghar jalane se

Hamari jaan jaigi to phir jaan jaoge

K hasil kuch nahi hota kisi ko aazmane se

Tumhara naam kaise mita dun apni kahani se

Bohat gehra ta’aluq hai tera mere fasane se.

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay

Vekh Fareeda Mitti Khulli,

Mitti Ottay Mitti Dulli,

Mitti Hassay,

Mitti Rovay,

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay..

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:

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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D

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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)

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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p

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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛

Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho

Aapke life mein mithaas ho
Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014

Bunk a Class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..

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Today when i look back..

Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-)

Mere Naseeb ne

“AASMAN” bhi ro para us waqat mery haal par !.

“GALLIB”jis waqat mery NASEEB mein Usey likh kar mita diya giya…

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Dil Dukhane ke Liye

Shiddat-e-talab say mujhay chaha, apnaya,

apna kar chorr gya Kitni mehnat ke Us shaks nay

sirf ek dil dukhane ke liye.

I Realy Do Care

I realy do care and i wanna b there,
and u can take me anywhere,
stay with me and il let u see,
in my heart ul always be.

Lamha Lamha

Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
Zndagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
Us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah…
Woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !!

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Uff Main Kahan Jaon?

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

Uff main kahan jaon?

Pocket money de jana

Abba ramzan a raha hai jail jaany se pehly

mujh pocket money dy jana

Dafa hoja Haraam zaddayy 😛

GHAM na aaen

Ay KHUDA khushi hr pal Un k pas rakhna

Mry APNO ko “TU” kbhi na Udas rakhna

GHAM na aaen Un k pas Mry “MOLA”

“TU” NAZR-E-KARAM UN pe khas rakhna. …Good Night…

Kitne aansoo baha diye

kitne aansoo baha diye in char din ki mohabbat me

kash sajde me bahate to gunahgar na hote

Bura Waqt Us Time

Bura Waqt Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy Jo Bohot Sary Chehry Wazeh Kar Deta Hy

0r Acha Waqt Badalon Ki Tarha Hy Jo Soraj Ki Tapish Tak Ko Rok Leta Hy.

Urdu Good Morning Poetry

~~KASH~~

Wo Subha Neend Se Jagey To Mujh Se Larney Aaye …!

“WASI”

K Tum Kon Hotey Ho Mere Khuwabon Mein Aaney Walay…

GOOD MORNING

Shake your hand & Confidence

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After 😉

funny independence day Sms

Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar

hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..

DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??

Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!! 😛

Judai Muqaddar mein

Ye Khawab Rakhey Hain Inhein Tum Saath Le Jaao

Judai Jab Muqaddar Hai Bina Khawabon K Jee LenGey

Neend Se Kiya Shikwa Karun Main

neend se kiya shikwa karun main….! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta…..!

rajab started

Rajab has started !

In tis month life n death matters r written n “ammal nama” is taken to ALLAH!

if i hav ever hurt u or made u feel bad, I am SORRY

please 4 give me

Relationship Never dies

Relationship never dies a natural death

they are murdered by ego, attitude and ignorance

Best Beauty Tips

“Best Beauty Tips” for aal my frnds,..

Hathon ki Khubsurti k liye hathon se sadqa karen.

Awaz ki Khubsurti k liye Tilawat e Quran Pak Karen.

Aankhon ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH k khof se nikley huey aansu.

Chehrey ki Khubsurti k liye acha Wuzu.

Dil ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki yaad

Dimag ki khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki baargah may sajda…

Khud aazmayen or unhen b bataen jinhen ap khubsurat dekhna chahtey hain.Plz pray Fr Me N Ma family.Jazak Allah!

Golden Rules For Successful Life

Golden Rules for successful life

1. Be honest in poverty

2. Be simple when wealthy

3. Be polite in authority

4. Be silent in anger

Zubeda aapa ka Boy friend

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k waastey Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraein wo buzurg khatoon hain. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai.zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraein tau??? Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein.pls fwd 2 all.
From
Zubeda aapa ka Boy friendB-)

Missed so Much

Have you ever missed

someone so much that

even the thought of them

made you burst into tears?

Teri Chahat mein

Jaany Aesi Bhi Kya Chahat Hamain Thee Tum Say….!!!!

Hum Ne Akhri Khwaish Mein Bhi Teri Muhabbat Mangi…….!!!

Where faith begins

Those who happily leave everythng in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in every thing, bcoz worry ends where faith begins…:)

Pyar Tha Muhabbat Thi

Pyar Tha, Muhabbat Thi, Ishq Tha, Adaa Thi !!!

Ager Wafa Bhi Hoti Tu Qayamat Tha Wo Shasks..

Be Careful When A Gal Tells U

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

A Life Spent Making Mistakes

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Pathan Galti Se Samunder

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

Hamy khud ko jagana hoga

Dor-e-jahiliat
Or
Dor-e-hazir
1.Orat ka ban sawar kr khushboun sy khud ko labrez kr kay nikalna
pehly bi nikalty ty aj pher usi trha sy nikalty h.
2.nach gana pehly bhy amm tha aj pher amm h.
3.Betiun ki pedaish ko mayub samjha jata tha aj pher smjha jata h.
4 .soud khory pehly bhy aroj par thy aj pher aroj par h.
5. jhot,zakhera andozi,pehly bhy ty aj pher say h
6.sharab noshy pehly bhy am ty aj to fashn status h.
Tb islam ki roshani ny jahaliat ki andhay ko khatm kia tha,
aj humy khud apny dilo k andhery ko khatam kr k iman ki roshani ko dobara jagana hoga.
Hamy khud ko jagana hoga
Allaha ho akbar…

Barish ka qatra

Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k mu mein girta hey
jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay
or sepi usay moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleq
HAZRAT ALl(A.S)

Dono Hatho ka Khayal

Me aaj bhi rakhti hun apne donu hath ka khayal
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Najane usne k0nsa hath pakar kaha hoga MUJHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HAI..

2011 Eid Sms

slct a num thn i wl tel u k log apko jb eid pe milen ge tou kia kahen ge

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Answer:

1 eid mubrk
2 eid mubrk

3 eid mubrk

4 eid mubrk

5 eid mubrk

6 eid mubrk

7 eid mubrk

8 eid mubrk

9 eid mbrk:-)

Not afraid of going slowly

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

Zinda rahe

Zinda Rahy To Har Roz Tumhein Yaad Karty Rahain Gy…!!

Bhool Gaye To Samjhna k Khuda Nay Hamein Yaad Kar Liya…!!

Hum Chand Dhoondte Reh

Har shakhs apne chand se .
tha mehve guftagu,
Ham chand dhoondte rahe aur EID ho gaee…
wish U a happy EID MUBARAK

Tm Miss Kr rhy hogy

Larki:Me ne socha Tm Miss Kr rhy hogy,Cal Krlon
Larka romantic mood me: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghante Pehle ki thi Wo?
Larki:0ps Sory Ghalti se dobara Tmhara no mil gaya 😛

Never Kiss A Police Woman

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she will say next plz.
Always kiss a teacher,She will say repeat it 10 times.

why Buffaloes look depressed

Teacher: why Buffaloes look depressed

when they give milk ?

Student: Madam if someone rubs your Boobs for 10 min

and doesn’t fuck u. How will you feel?

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak.
Woh Iftaar Ki Ronak.
Woh Asmaan Ka Noor.
Woh Taroon Ki Chamak.
Woh Masjidoon Ka Sawarna.
Woh Minaaroo Ka Chamakna.
Woh Musalamaanoo Ki Dhoom.
Woh Farishtoo Ka Hujooom.
Jee Haan RAMADAN-UL-MUBARAK Is Back.
Start Preparing To Wellcome This Mubarak Month…
Ramadan Mubarak …..

Never Make The Same Mistake Twice

Never make the same mistake twice”
There are so many new ones to make…

Mohabbat ka Izhar

humse puchte hai log ke tum apni mohabbat ka izhar kyun nahi karte..

faraz

mene kaha ke jo lafzzo main bayan hojaye itna hum kisi se pyaar hi nahi karte

Follow Quran and sunnat

Kya Ap jantay hen.
Quran pak ko sunnay se cancer nahi hota bulky cancer cell agr ho to wo bhi mar jatay hen.
Lambay sajday krnay se zehan taiz hota hai, sar dard or baal girnay se bachata hai
Tashhud k doran ungli uthany se dil mazboot hota hai
Ye msg Shetan ko roknay na den
Ab Ap andaza laga saktay hen aj kal cancer,sar dard or baal girna kitna aam hogaya hai
Follow Quran and sunnat…

ye dua karon

q main ye dua karon k tujhey lag jaye meri umer

AAMIR

ho sakta ha kal akhri din ho meri zindagi ka

Shadi K Dosre Din

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Best Quote Of 2012

ALWAYS REMEMBER ” ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE ” …

Best Wishes To You

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair

Barso ka piyasa

Bas itna hi kaha tha k main barso ka piyasa hon””

Usny mu main paipe dal kar motar chalaa di…. (‘,’)

<( )_/ L Had ho gai YAR!

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

Makes Me Wonder

This place makes me wonder,

which would be worse?

To live as a monster or

to die as good man?

Funny Zindagi Sms – Kch Cheese

Zindagi me kuch chizain apki jan nhi chorain gi,

1. waqt

2. Nasseeb

3. Yaadein

4. Gham or

INSHAALLAH HUM

Main dil sy larta hon

mohabat k nafrat hai koi itna tu smjhaye..
kbhi main dil sy larta hon ,kbhi dil mjh sy lrta hai….

Best SMS OF 1906

Best sMs OF 1906
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Us waqt Mobile Tha Kya

Bs Pagal ho Jaty Ho Mera SMS Parhny K …

Mohobat Q na karun

Wo kehte hain ishq kro us say jis say haseen koi or na ho;
IQBAL
Mai apnay Nabi se Mohobat Q na karun k un se haseen to jannat b nahi.
Happy Eid Milad un Nabi 2 u n ur family.
May Allah Bless us all. Ameen

Punjabi women in doctor

A Punjabi wn talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON

about her ill child…

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda..”:-

ISlamic New Year

Islamic New year Mubrak 1431

I am 1st i wish u

Sms Submitted By: Ali Hassan

Ye Watan hmara hai

Ye watan hamara hai .
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Tum ho khwah makhwah is mein… 😉

Anmol Moti – Golden Quotes Urdu

ANMOL MOTI

Logon se milty waqt itna matt jhuko K Uthty wqt sahara lena pry,

Zuban ki hifazat dolat se ziada mushkil hy,

Ksi k mu pr tareef krna use Qatal kr dene k mutradif hy,

Ghareeb logo pr ehsan kro q k ghareeb hony me wqt nhi lgta,

Agr ibadat nhi kr skty to gunah b na kro,

Dunya ye nhi dekhti k tum pehly kia thy blky ye dekhti hy k tum ab kia ho,

Jahan apni baat ki qadar na ho wahan chup rehna hi behtr hy.

When Someone Loves You

When someone loves you,
the way they say your name is different.
You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

Be Parwah Nahin

Hum Bebas hain Be-parwah nahin,
Hum udass hain khafa nahin,
Qadar karte hain Doston ki dil se,
hum zindagi main majboor to ho saktay hai lakin bewafa nahin

Pathar Ke Dewar

Agar Gham NA Hote to Ghazal KON Kehta,

Uss Ki Khubsorti Ko Kanwal Kon Kehta,

Ye to Karishma Hy MOHABBAT Ka warna,

Pathar Ki Dewaron Ko TAAJ MEHAL KON Kehta.

Ramzaan Ka Chand Dekha

Ramzaan ka chand dekha
Rozay ki duwa mangi
Roshan sitara dekhay
Teri kheriyat ki duwa mangi
ALLAH Taala app ki har dil ki tamanna poori karay
AMEEN

Mere rooh me jazb

Is trah jazb meri Rooh main tum ho jao

aina daikhu To main aks tmhara daikhun…!!

Height of Fashion

Height of Fashion
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A 3 years old baby telling his mom:

Mom, Pamper zara neechay baandhna, dashing look aati hai..!!

fool sms in urdu

my sms menu

kushi pane k leya 1 dabayan

muskrany k leya 2 dabayn

dosti k leya 3 dabayn

or

muj sy nijat pany k leya

apna gala dabayn

Submitted By: sherrdill (03145373873)

It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Jab giray Aasman se

Arz hai…

Jab giray Aasman se patthar Samandar me..

Jab giray Aasman se patthar Samandar me..

Auu Aawaaz aai DUBUK…..DUBUK….!?

world leaves you Alone

The most beautiful music in the world is ur own heart-beat.

It gives an assurance that you will survive even

when the world leaves you ALONE !!!

4 funny pathan

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron

k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:

Oye sharam karo!

Neeche qabrein hain.

Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

A Guy got Stuck on

On the set of KBC
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A guy got stuck on a Rs.1 crore question.
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He uses f0ne-a-frnd Lifeline & chooses his g.f to ask da answer.
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Amitabh-Hey u’ve got 30 sec to answer & ur time starts n0w.
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Boy reads out the questi0n & options.
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Gf-Mil gya time tmhn fone krne ka?
muje tmse koi baat nai krni.byeee. :p

If you not fight

If you do not fight for what you want.

Do not cry for what you lost

Zindagi Sari Guzar De

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaraam Tak Nahi,

Woh Yun Badal Gaya Ke Ab Salam Tak Nahi

Jis ki Talab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzaar Di,

Us Be-wafa Ke Lab Pe Mera Naam Tak Nahi … !!

Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithenge Aaj Phir,

Kuchh Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Tak Nahi … !!!

Dafan Hun Tere Hijar Ki Ik Aisi Qabar Mein,

Kutbay Pe Jis Ke Aaj Koi Naam Tak Nahi … !!!!

Be-ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Mere Qadam Idhar Udhar,

Haalan Ke Us Gali Mein Mujhe Kaam Tak Nahi … !!!

1 ko b send kr dain

Aaj Ap ye MSG kisi 1 ko b send kr dain or Ap soch b nhi sakty itny log Allah se maafi mang lengy

“ASTAGH FIRULLAHA RABBI MIN KULLI ZANBIN WA ATUBOO ILAIHI”

I Live With Fear Every Day

Santa: I live with Fear every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is – but sometimes She allows me to go to the bar!

mirror of life

“When the mirror of life gets dirty vd the fog of difficlties,

jst try wiping it vd ur faith in Allah,

u’ll c D clear reflection f ur dreams once again”

Dekha Eid Ka Chand

Dekha Eid Ka Chand To Maangi Ye Dua Rab Se

De De Tera Sath Eid Ka Tohfa Samajh Kr

Muhabaton Ka Jawaab

Wo nafraton k sawaal
kar k…
Muhabaton ka jawaab
maangay…
K mere Hisay mein
kaantay likh kar…
wo mujh se taza gulaab maangay…
Ye chahton ki karri
musaafat…
Chalay hain Tanha
shikast khurda…
koi to mera bhi dard jaanay…
koi to Us se Hisaab
maangay…

Chand Sitare

Raat main chand sitare ache nhi lagte,

Ab dunya k nazare ache nahi lagte,

Koi aa k keh de hamari

Ammi se k

Aunty Aap ke bachay ab

Kunware ache nhi lagte..

Shaadi nahin aasaan

Shaadi nahin aasaan bas itna samajh leejiay,;-|

k Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai….

Dedicated 2 all singles……

bhool jaatay hain

Baaz aa ja taghaaful se warna ehl e dil aksar…

Jisay bas bhool jaatay hain usay bas bhool jaatay hain….

Repairing Door Bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, I m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Vich

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

biwi chaye

Larka apni Maa se bola
Maa

Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den

Ammi Ne Kaha

Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”..:-D

Raat Din Ki Tameez Thi

Wohi aahaten dr-o-baam pr,

Wohi rat-jagon k azab hen

Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy,

Wohi adh-jaly mere khwab hen

Kbi chaha khud ko sametna to bikhar k

aur b reh gay Hain jo kirchi kirchi

parry hoe mere saamny mere raaz hen

Ye na pooch kaisy basr kiye,

Shab-o-Roze kitny pehr jiye?

Kisy raat din ki tameez thi,

kisy yaad itny hisaab hain…?

kaisa Feel kar

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.

Larka aadhi Raat ko

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko

Larkay ko SMS kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai

Maza aayga

Larka chala gya

waqai ghar pe koi nai tha

TALA LAGA THA

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Naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..

Beautiful Quote by Friend

A Beautiful Quote Said By A Friend…
”I don’t care when you disturb me,
But I get disturb when you don’t disturb me”:-)

Lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi

Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi…?

Wife: Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye may ke chali jaungi

Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush
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Husband: 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur nikal

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

They Join hands in Hands

Brave Pakistanis all

By uniting v stand
by dividing v fall

Jashne Azadi Mubarak

Allah Bless our country.

Yaad Ka Deep

Apni ankhon k sabi ashk baha kar sona

Tum meri yaad ka har deep bujha kar sona

Ek sitara bhi mery khayal ka baqi na rahy

Chandni shab k nishanaat mita kar sona

Drr lgta hay neend hi kaheen cheen na lay

Tera her roz meray khwab mein aa kar sona

Baad mey log gira dain to koyi baat nahi

Har tarf payar ki dewaar utha kar sona

Subeh hoty hi teray shehr se jana hay mujhay

Aaj ki raat zara mujhko mana kar sona….

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Celebrate NATURE DAY

Celebrate NATURE DAY.

Apke khayal se meri NATURE Apko kesi lagti hy??

EGO
ZIDDI
ROMANTIC
ANGRY
HAPPY
SHY
SAD
INNCOENT
LOVELY
CARING

Plz reply Must

Hum Jese Log

Karam karo sitam karo hum gila nhai kare.
Khazan main phol kabi khela nhai kare.
Khak main mela do lekan etna yad rakho.
Hum jese log dobara mela nhai karte.

AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

PAKISTAN BHR KI AURTO KA AITEMAD ARIEL

Mere husbnd ko khane ki bilkul tameez ni
Janwaro ki tara khana, phr hath b shirt se saaf kr lena.
Unki 1 hi shirt ha Me roz dho k soti thi
1 dn unke dost ne un pr paan ki peek phenk di.
Pehle to mene unko mara.
Phr mere Abu ne ARIEL ka kaha.
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun
Jaha daag lage wahi beth k dho lete hen.
Muje ab apne husbnd itne pasnd hen k me kisi aur k bare me sochna pasnd b nhi karungi.

Tabeer sey mehrom

Tabeer sey mehrom meray khawab bohat thay,

Sada si kahani thi magar baab bohat thay.

Relation are like a glass

Relation are like a glass,

A scratch on one side will reflect on other side too.

Always handle feelings with care,

Because scratches can not be removed

Love Is The Reason

Love is the reason
why you got that smile on your face,

but there is no guarantee
that it wont come with tears.

Mohabat Ka Nasha

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai

or

mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai

lekin

furq sirf itna hai k

sharab ka nasha sula deta hai

or

muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian

Jigri Dost ki 3 Nishanian:

1- Kabi begherat fone nhi kry ga

2- Kameny ko kam kaho gy tu foran kahy ga, Ho jaye ga.. per ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.

3- ZALEEL Larkiyon ko Poetry or humain….pathano sardaro waly msg kary ga
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Hans mat
Tu bhi jigri dost hai

Faraz Naughty Sms

Tum kitne shauq se hathon me AINA pakar kar “FARAZ”
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“APNE” sar me JU’WEN talash kar rhe ho:-)

Submitted By: Talha (+92300-8058989)

Baghawt ho jate hai

Kisi Pathr Numa DIL Pr B Dastk Ho Hi Jati Hai

K Hasrt Jag Jaye to Karamt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi anjan Chehre Se Kisi Purlutf Lamhe me

Jo Karna Na B Chaho To MOHABAT Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi Khamosh Chehre Se Muslsl ashk Behne Pr

Chupana B Agr Chaho WAzaht Ho Hi Jati Hai

Kisi K Dur Jane Pr Umiden Toot Jane Se

Wafa Me Rog Milne Ki ShiKayt Ho Hi Jati Hai

Ye Tm ne B Suna Hoga Zmana Aise Kehta Hai

K Jb B Ishq Hota Hai Bghawt Ho Hi Jati Hai.

Whats The Matter

Santa: Whats the matter, today you are getting a lot of I love you messages.
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wifes mobile!

Choza Sherni Se

Choza,sherni se: Drling

I LOVE U

Sherni:Abay single pasli,tu nay apni jan,body,height dekhi hai?

Choza:Sab choro
JAN-E-MAN,sir
Confidence dekho

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho

“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”

jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
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Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha

Devil sits in corner

When womens talk to eachother, the devil sits in the corner quietly and
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Notes Banata Hai Notes 😉 😛 😀

Happy Forever

“If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever.”

“But if you start believing that you are happy,
you will be happy forever.”

Dont Take Life Too Seriously

Dont Take Life too Seriously.
Always Find Time to Smile.
Smile dont add Years to Ur Life But add More LIFE to Ur Years.
~Keep smiling

Jeeney Ki Umeed

Mujhe jeeney ki umeed dobara dy do
Meri doobti kashti ko kinara dy do

Main dard ke sahil pe tanha khara hoon
Phir aa kar apni baahon ka sahara dy do

Tera daaman to bhara hai sitaron se
Mujhe sadqey mein ek sitara dy do

Mere angan mein aaj andhera hai bohat
Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do

Chand lamhey tujhe dekhney ki hasrat hai bas
Kab maine kaha ke waqt apna sara dy do

Dekh to sahi tere dar pe aaya hoon main
Mujhe phir koi tasalli koi ishara dy do

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Winners never Quit

Victory is not the property of brilliants.

It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of HARD WORK.
Remember! Winners never Quit and Quitters never win.

Submitted By: Mujtaba Hasan (+923137576224)

Mere chahto ka wajood

Toot sa gaya Meri Chahato Ka Wajod…

Aab k0i acha Bhe Lage t0w Hum Izhar nahe Karty…

Two Powerful Energies

Patience and silence are two powerful energies.

Patience makes you mentally strong and silence makes you emotionally strong.

Have a nice day

Dastoor e chahat

Ye Shikwa Be-Waja Hai,Ye To Dastoor-e-Chahat hai,
K Jo Mehboob Hota Hai, Zraa Maghroor Hota Hai

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt Guzer Zata Hai
Kyu Dur Jane Ke Liye Koi Karib Aata Hai.

Wo Jane Kaise Apne Dilse Mujhe Bhula Baitha
Mai Ger Bhulna Chahu To Bhula Bhi Yaad Aata Hai.

Tab Nikherti Hai Kahin Jindagi Ki Asli Surat
Ashq Jab Aapke Daman Pe Bikher Jata Hai.

Tadap Tadap Ke Tujhe Taumra Yaad Karta Rahun
Kuchh Aur De Na Jakhm To Bher Jata Hai.

Yun To Mai Khud Bhi Tujhper Tabajjoh Nahi Deta
Mera Jehen Hai Ke Her Bar Udher Jata Hai.

Beshaq Bahar Sooni Sooni Si Lagti Hai
Bul Bul Ke Chale Jane Se Kya Bagh Ujad Jata Hai.

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se

Tanhaiyoun K Dard Se Khoob Waqif Tha Wo Faraz
Phir Bhi Dunia Main Mujhe Tanha Banaya Usne..

“Allah Sab ko RIZQ de ga”
Ye Uska Wada hai,
per sab ko BAKHSHNE ka WADA usne nahi kya!
Phir ham log Rizq men shaq Or
Maghfirat men yaqeen Kioon rakhte hen.

Haqiqi Mohabbat

Haqiqi Mohabbat

1 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob se batein kare.
(NAMAZ)

2 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k liay khana peena chor de.
(ROZA)

3 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apna maal luta de.
(ZAKAT)

4 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob k ghar k chakar lgaey.
(HAJJ)

5 Mohabbat mein dil chahata hai k mehboob pe apni jaan qurban kar de.
(SHAHADAT)

Pak hai Wo Zaat jo mohabbat k Laaiq hai.

Subhan ALLah,aim gee,

Wishing You A Happy Christmas

Wishing You a Happy Christmas
and to hope the New Year too.
Will be a very prosperous
Healthy and Happy Time for you..!!

naughty cricket commentator – adult sms

How does a cricket  comentator explain a girl  without clothes?

No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.

A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch

Faraz Cheeni Sms

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Submit By: fahad (03052125043)

Allah ki rah mai

Jb tk tm apni pasandidah cheez se Allah ki rah mai kharach na kro ge, hargaz bhalai na pao ge,or tm jo kharch krte ho Allah taalh ba-khubi janta hai.
(Al-Imran 92)

Treasure Hunt For A Girlfriend

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Pagl khany me

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

Gharoor kaha jata hai

Khaak Mutthi Mai Liye Qabar Ki Yeh Sochta Hun

Insan Jo MARTA Hai Tou Gharoor Kahan Jata Hai

By Allama Iqbal

Soorat or Seerat Main farq

SOORAT OR SEERAT Main Sb Se Bara Farq Ye Hai K

SOORAT DHOKA Deti Hai Jb K SEERAT PEHCHAN Krwati He.

Hazrat ALI(A.S)

Raat bhar ke tanhai se

Kab Do Ge Nijaat Humein RaatBhar Ki Tanhai Se,

Ae ISHQ Maaf Bhi Kar, Meri Umar Hi Kya Hai…….!!!

Usay khoya

1 Dost ne dosry dost se dosti khatam kardi..

2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..

kisi ne wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho?

To 2nd dost ne kaha k
Mene usay khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha..

Lekin

Us ne

Usay khoya jis ne usay har waqt chaha..
RESPECT YOUR
FRIENDS..

Musafir Buna Liya

Nikle the is aas pe k

kisi ko apna buna lenge

Ek khuwahish ne umar bhr

ka musafir buna dia…

Life Tips before Tension Kills you

Life Tips.!
Kill the tension before tension kills U
Live ur life before Life leaves u.!
(AND MOST IMPORTANT)
Turn to ALLAH before u Return to ALLAH….

Likh Nai Sakta

Qalam Se Likh Nahi Sakta,

Pareshan Dil Ke Afsaanay

Hamary Saath Jo Hota Hai,

Bs Acha Nahi Hota

12 Rabi ul awal

12 Rabi ul awal
25/1/13
2+5+1+1+3=12
Rabiulawal mubarak.

Papa ne Kaha

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,

Dekh dekh, pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy Dekh dekh kya dekh? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hun

Height of Disturbance

Height of Disturbance

boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Nhi hai.

Boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Bola na nhi hai:-x

boy again=pen hai?pen,pen?

Girl=kaha na nhi hai,ab agar pucha to hathoray sy sar tor dnge:-@

boy=hathora hai’

girl=nhi

boy=acha to pen hai pen??

girl was thirsty -funny sms

A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

The Sweetest Sentence By A Girl

The sweetest sentence by
a girl for her boy….
*i m jealous of the people who
ever hugged you
Because…
For a moment they hold my
world…… (^.^)

Jab Tum Loat Aao

Jab TUM loat aao to saddiyon ki Umr lanaa.

K TERY sath mujhko Mukhtasir nahi rehnaa…..!!

Gud nyt

Akhiyan Wich Aa Ke

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

You Are A DONKEY

You are a DONKEY

D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gayi Thi

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

Exam ki Rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Head aya to

Sona ha

Tail aya to

Film dhake gy

khara rha to

Ganey sunygy

Or agr hawa me rha to

qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:

Do you Love me

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai

Do you love

Ladki: sakal dekhi hai apnee Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
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Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi

lolz :P:P

Sweet Sa Dost

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr apne

SWEET se friend ki

SWEET si yad i to socha k

SWEET sa SMS kar du ta k hamari SWEET se

friendship mein thori

SWEETNESS or bhar jaye

FROM: Anil Albert

Kale Raat D Syahi Utte

Kale Raat d Syahi Utte,
Chand di gwahi utte,
Soch de kore kagaj te,
Ik akhar Main ban java,
Tu bhule ta teri marji,
Main bhula ta mar java

Sexy Girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sham kero begharato MULK de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho… !!!

A Sardar Was Running With His Pregnant Wife

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Larkon ko dost banana

“Lakhon ko dost banana koi bari baat nai

Bari baat ye hai k asia Dost banao jo tumhara

Saath us waqt de jab larkon tumahre Dushman ho

Unhe Be Khush Rakhna

Khush Hoon Ajj Unki Yaadon Ko Yaad Kar Ke

Aye Khuda….

Unhein Bhi Khush Rakhna Jinhe Kabhi Meri Khushi Pyari Thi.!

Teacher Sardar Sa

Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?
Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

1 Pathan Cinema Mai Film Dekh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus

Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo,

Q k insan k Gunaah he hen jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hen

nafs dia lekn

Allah Tala ne janwr ko nafs dia lekn aqal nai di

Frishto ko aqal di lekin nafs nai dia

Jb k insan ko aqal b di or nafs b

Ab agr insan aqal se kam le kr nafs pr qabo pa le to wo farishto se afzal hai

Or agr wo aqal ko chor k nafs ka ghulam bn jae to janwr se bdtar ho jata hy!

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel

Be-Rabt Si Tehreer Ibaarat Nahi Höti

Hathön Ki Lakirön Main Tö Kismät Nähi Höti

Säjdày Mäin Dikhäwä Hö Tö Såjdå Nähi Hötä

Gärdån K Jhukåny Så Ebädät Nähi Høti

Wø Shåhks Muhåbät Se Håmeshå Ràhå Mehròm

Aurun K Lye Jis Men Muhåbàt Nåhi Høti

Chåhråy Kå Singhår Kàbhi Kåäm Nå Ayå

Seeråt K Binå Køi B Suråt Nåhi Hòti

Shåhkaår Ki Tåkmeel Men Shåmil Nå Hø Agår Fikår

Tåsveer To Bån Jåti Hå Muråt Nåhi Høti..

Khaak pr aksar

Beth jaata hoon Khaak pr aksar..!!!
Apni Auqaat Achi Lagti hai..!!!

Urdu Maa poetry 2012 wishes

Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.

Kia Naraz hy Bacha

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain…

Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha Wah wah.
Dil hy sacha aur dimaag hy kacha.

Tery msgs nahi aa rahy hain Kia naraz hy bacha..?

China Da Radio

Doctor: Ap K Father Ki Body Mein White Cell Khatm ho gaye Han

Sardar Bahir Gya or thori Dair Baad Aa kr Bola:

Doctor Sb White to nhi Mily Ye Red Toshiba K Mily Han Yehi Daal Do

Doctor: anni deya ay China Da Radio Nahi..

abba ae tera..!

ALLAH is ready to accept

**** Tauba *****

Anytime, anyhow, anywhere more and more

ALLAH is always ready to accept

Sardar As A Operator

1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,

pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.

Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,

Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

One Day U Will Ask Me

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life??
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

1 Sardar ke Mozay

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan

jata Log Bhag jate Uski

Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or

kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy

New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi

is Lye Purane sath Laya hon.

Peeche se

1 sardar g

ki car k peeche likha tha:

“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se

aik pathan ne

truck thok diya.

Truck par

likha tha,

“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D

😉

Urdu freindship sms

Forgetting friend is a crimeForgetting friend is a
Crime
Ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
& disturbing them

‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Funny 3 idiots film Jokes

Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up & get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai

Miss: Lakh lanat :

Mahfil me Rula diya

Tujhe Kya Khabar Teri Yaad Ne Mujhe Kis Tarah Se Sata Diya,

Kabhi Akele Me Hasa Diya Kabhi Mahfil Me Rula Diya

wife and a terrorist

What is the difference between a wife and a terrorist …

You can at least negotiate with a terrorist …

Sad Fucker

At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

For Jealous People

for jealous people
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itna na jala karo rang kala ho jae ga

So ja Diploma

1 orat Bachy Sy:

So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja

2nd aurat:

ap isy “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or “ye” Le Kr i hy.

Kajol Ankhon me Daal ker

Kajol Ankhon Me Daal Kar Boli,
Karo Ab Shumar Lashon Ka…

….Uffff Tera Husn….

Funny Zardari Eid Sms

Jotay parnay k bad Zardari farmaty hain:
tm kitnay jotay maro gay

mai sary jotay khalunga..

ma buhat bara begairat hun

EID pe stall laga longa.. 😀

Dont Walk Behind Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.
Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Ye Dua Fathers K Lye Hy

Ye Dua fathers k lye hy Plz Sb 1 bar Ameen kahen….

Ya Rub Mry baba ko Sehat or Tndrusti ata Frma or unhy hmesha hmary lye slamt rkh Or unke rizq m izafa frma unki duaen hmesha hmary sr pr chadr ki trah tni rahen (AMEEN)

Agr ap apne baba k lye dua krwana chahty ho then snd it to maximum People….

HAPPY FATHER DAY

Sometimes We Get Hurt

Sometimes we get hurt because we allow it to happened
Sometimes we are disappointed because we expect too much
Sometimes intentions are clean but misconception take place
Sometimes we are fully mad but we can’t do nothing
Sometimes we hold our tears falling down but can’t prevent it
Sometimes we need to accept reality that take place…
Unexpected turn of events will happened sometimes…

Na Hoti Muhobbat

NA AATI JAWANI NA HUM DIL LAGATE

NA HOTI MUHOBBAT NA AANSO BAHATE

Aaj Mai Bus Ke Peche Bhaga

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Successful Life

I live in reality bt i have my own fantasy.

There iz pain in my eyez but a shine in my smile.

I lose a lot bt stil live to fight anothr day.

Evrythng around me iz down bt stil i nevr lose hope.

I am hated by a few bt loved by a lot more.

I am remembrd by many n forgotten by some.

I am not the best but i alwayz help otherz to b the best.

I am an xtraordinary person in such an ordinary way..!

“THATS WHAT I AM”

Have a Successful Life:)

Kambhakt ye mohabbat

Naam Na Lo Us Kambhakt Muhabat Ka, Muhabat To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain,

Log Kehte Hain Muhabat Zindagi Hay, Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain.

Sajdo Main Teri Aafiyat

Main Sajdon Main Teri Aafiyat Ki Dua Mangti Hon

Suna Hai Khuda Bewafaon Ko Maaf Nahi Karta..!!

14 August ka roza aur Azadi sms

Wese hi me puch raha tha k , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Roza 14 August Ko Bhi Rakna Hoga Ya Aazadi hai..?

Waday ki Khwahish

Puranay Rabton ko Phir, Naey Waday ki Khwahish hay

Zara, ik Baar Phir Keh do K Mohabbat Mar Nahi Sakti

Hum Apne Gham Bdalty Hain

Chlo Ab Mil K Hijr_O_Habs Ka Moasm Bdalty Hain,
Zara Sa Tum Bdal Jao.!
Zra Sa Hum Bdalty Hen,
Bs Itna Yad Rakh Lena.!
K Wesy Kam Bdalty Hen,
Mgr Jub Hum Bdalty Hen.!
to Phr..!
Peham Bdalty Hen,
Agr Tum Ye Smajhty Ho.!
Tmhary Gham Ziyada Hain!
To Ab Ki Baar Aapus Me..!
Hum Apny Gham Bdalty Hain..!

Urdu Fool Sms

kiya tum ghareeb ho ?
yes or no ?
agar ameer ho to 50 ka load bhejo
aur agar ghareeb ho to ye msg k
aage bhejo……
khul k mango yaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Submit By: sajjad akram (03006394462)

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say

Maslay Hoy Pholon Say Aada Mangtay Rehna
Viraan Drichon Say Sada Mangtay Rehna

Ye Koi Dukh Hay Kay Kufranay Mohabat?
Apnay Liay Her Bar Saza Mangtay Rehna

Aankh Drichon Pay Ogay Nergasi Chehray
Un Kay Liay Lafzon Ki Rida Mangtay Rehna

Khushal Rahien Younhi Sabhi Dost Tumharay
Un Kay Liay Aachi Duaa Mangtay Rehna

Hath Uthtay Rahay Berson Ju Teri Duaa Ko Un Kay

Relations Are Just Like WATER

Good Relations are just like WATER..

No colour, no shape, no place, no taste, but still very very ..important. for life..

Good morning ..Have A Nice day

Precious saying

Precious saying:

Dont fear for facing failure in the first attempt,

Because even the successful MATHS

Start with ” Zero” … 

Submitted By:  Furqan

Such Kahoon Ab Tm Say

Such kahoon ab tm say Nafrat see hony lagi Hai

koyen k itna bewafa koye bi ho achaa nahi lagta

Best Urdu Funny Poetry Sms

The main purpose of funny Urdu poetry is to make the reader laugh. It is the creative comedy people believe that the poets who write funny poetry are the most creative poets just like all people cannot tell a good joke similarly all poets cannot write Urdu funny poetry.
We can use funny Urdu poetry for many different purposes. We can be used it as a birthday gift or in a get well card, valentine card or to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes. There is no limit to how the it must be written in the form of joke when a poet is starting the process of writing. Urdu Funny poetry can also be written about something or someone in a comedy style. It can be about a Government policy or about bugs in an apartment.
There are many forms of poetry and funny Urdu poetry is one of the most popular one. We can expect this poetry to grow as long as there are poets writing funny poetry. Funny poetry has been around for many years and it is a great form of poetry to learn about. If you are not familiar with Urdu language than you may have trouble reading it because it is normally design for those that can read Urdu and not for those that are only English speaking. Funny Urdu poetry can teach us to respect other forms of art and to learn about them whenever you can. Many people are not aware of what this can be for them and what benefits learning a new funny poetry can do for them. There are many things that learning this Urdu poetry can do for us.
Funny Urdu poetry can also be used as a gift for the Valentine’s Day. It can be used to surprise your partner and make your partner laugh. Due to this it will be remember for many years to come. Most of us people do not really bother to think of a new idea for the Valentine’s Day. Using this for the Valentine’s Day is a great idea to be unique because nothing is more fun than laughter and we can give this gift to your partner on a special day. A funny Urdu poetry that will make your partner laugh will make your day more memorable and special More on Funny Urdu Poetry Sms .