Merey Merey marney per bohat

Merey marney per bohat se logon k yeh alfaz hon ge..

faraz acha tha mar gaya aksar udas rahta tha.

Us ki aadat

Wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…. Mera dil jis ko sada mohabbatein sikhata raha…. Us ki aadat ka zara ye pehlo to dekho…. Mujh se kiay vaaday wo kisi aur se nibhata raha…. Kuch khabar nahi wo shaks kya chahta tha…. K taaluq tor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha…. Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai”WASI”…. Main jitna bhulata raha wo utna hi yaad aata raha.!.

Mera Roza Hai

A girl fel down from 80th flor a
boy caught her on 60 flor and asked him wil u hug me?

She say, not boy drop her

She was caught on 30 flor by another
boy he asked wil u kis me? She say, not at all he droped her too.

She prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5 flor
she imediately say ok i wil hug u and kis u

The boy droped her and say…
Astagfirullah!!
“mera roza hy”

Dastoor Hai Duniya Ka

Dastoor Hai Duniya Ka Magar Ye To Btao…

Hum Kis Se Milain, Kis Se Kahain Eid Mubarak…???

Success May Come And Go

Success May Come And Go
But Achievements Will Remain Forever.
Hard Work May Take Away
All The Fun Of Today
But Will Leave All The Things To Cherish For Tomorrow.
Work Hard And Make Yourself
And Other People Around You Proud.

Good Luck For The Exams!

Uljh Jati Hai

Zindgi Meri Uljh Jati Hai

Jab Tera Naam Koi 0r Leta Hai

Hold to your Salah

Hold on to your Salah, because if you lose that,

you will lose everything else

-Umar Ibn Khattab (R.A)

Wo Shakhs Meri Soch Se

Seekha Hai Jab Sey Main Ney Falsafa_E_
Zindagi,

Kesey Kahon K Us Ka Rawayya Badal Gaya,

Jiss Ne Kaha Tha Saath Chalein Gey Tamam Umar,

Badla Hawa Ney Rukh To Waada Badal Gaya,

Un Ko Tha Ye Gumaan, Wo Dil Haar Jayen Gey,

Shayed Issi Liye Un ka Iraada Badal Gaya,

Hairat Hai ”FARAZ” K Muddat Qaleel Mein,

Wo Shakhs Meri Soch Se Ziyada Badal Gaya.

Pyar me kami

Chaha tho buht tha apko,
Zindagi sirf apke naam kardi,
Kia kami reh gayi thi humare pyaar ma,
Ke aaj humare beech ma sirf doori reh gayi

Zindagi k safar mein

Zindagi k safar mein koi bhi rasta nahi deta,
zameen wakif nahi banti falak saya nahi deta,
khushi or dukh k mosam sub k apne apne hoty hain,
kisi ko apne hissay ka koi lamha nahi deta,
udasi jis k dil mein ho usi ki nend urti hai,
ksi ko apni ankhon se koi sapna nahi deta,
uthana khud hi parta hai thaka toota badan apna,
k jub tak saans chalti hia koi kandha nahi deta…

Funny Critical Stage

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Chehre per raunaq

Unke dekhne se jo aa jati hai chehre per raunaq
Wo samajhte hai ki bimaar ka haal achchha hai
GUDI GUDI NIGHT

Multani Yar Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai

Multani yar Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Na Koi Ranjj Ka Lamha

Na Koi ranjj ka lamha kisi k paas aye … !
Khuda krey ke naya saal sab ko raas aye .

Hausla Rakho

ROZEY DAARO..
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Hausla Rakho:-):-):-)

Ab Khud Per Beeti

Har MuLaqaat Per Waqt Ka Taqaza Hua,

Har Yaad Per DiL Ka Dard Taaza Hua,

Suni Thi Sirf GhazLon Me Judaai Ki Baatein,

Ab Khud Per Beeti To Haqiqat Ka Andaza Hua…

As Rain Covers The Sun

As rain covers the sun..

Truth covers the lie..

Flowers cover the garden..

I wish and

Pray that

Happiness

Covers all da worries of ur life…

Ameen..

Subha bakhair

1 young Doctor ne clinic khola

1 young Doctor ne clinic khola.,
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya,

Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k liye telephone ka receiver uthaya
or appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga,

Farig hone k baad doctor admi se:

G sir..? Admi: PTCL se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye..

A BeauTiful Dress Can

A beauTiful Dress Can Change the perSonality But,
Beautiful Behavior can change the Life!!

In Aankhon Mein Udasi

Na Neend Hai In Aankhon Mein, Na He Koi Khuwab

Bus Ik Laa-Mehdod Udaasi Hai, Be-Intaha Chahat K Sath

Essential for life

Relation is just like water
No size, No shape, No place,
No taste but its essential for life
So save it

1 Pathan Namaz parh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai

Boy To A Careless Girlfriend

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Sardar K Ghar ke Name Plate

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

Strengthen Relationship With Allah

” Allah jo chahta hai Loh-e-Mehfooz mein se mita deta hai aur jo chahta hai baqi rakhta hai aur asal kitab to usi k pas hai.”
(Surrah Raad : 39)
Please strengthen your relationship with Allah. He has got all the powers and authority to amend your takdeer even according to your wishes.
ASA£AM O A£AIKUM

Someone is Sweet

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect they will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date

Me??? I’m different

I’m alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too 😀 😛

funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.

M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.

My internet broke

Last night my internet broke down

So, i happen to spend time with my family

They are really nice people 😛 D

Trolling SMS

The Reality Of Tongue And Heart

God never liked the hardness of Tongue or Heart ….
That is the reason why God Made them Boneless

Change your Originality

Never change your originality

for the sake of others.

Because no one can play your role

better than you.

So be yourself you are the best.

I Need A Person For Just Time Pass

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?

No ! Its bcoz…
I need a person for just time pass

Aisa Nai K Hm Ko Muhabbat Nai Mili

Aisa nai k hm ko muhabbat nai mili
Ha jaise chahta tah woh qurbat nai mili
Milnay ko zindagi mai kayi hmsafar milay
lekin tabiaton se tabiat nai mili
Chehron k hr hujoom ma hm dhundte rahe
kahin surat to kahin seerat nai mili
Har shakhs zindagi mai bohat dair se mila
Koi b cheez hasb-e zarurat nai mili

A Family comes out of Apple Store

A Family comes out of Apple Store.

Son holds an “IPAD” .

Daughter holds an “IPOD” .

Mom holds an “IPHONE .

& Dad is holding a Banner that says “I PAID..”

In What Direction We Are Moving

The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand,
as in what direction we are moving.

Zindagi Haseen

KaUN KeHTa HaI Ke IShQ GhaMGheEN HaI,

AGaR HoO WaFaA ToO ZInDaGI HaSeEN HaI…,

Smile once and game over

How to impress a girl

Respect her
Honou her
Love her
Protect her
care for her

How to impress a boy

Just smiles once and game over 😉

door rehney sey

jatey howey dil main lagan chor gia.
wo meri dehliz pey kafan chor gia.
doooor rehney sey mohabat bharti ha
ye keh k wo shakhs mera sheher hee chooooor gia

Tere Piyar Ka Kya Jawab Don

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,
Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,
Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta,
Magar jo khud “Nayaab” ho usay kya “Gulaab” doon..

Ehsaas_e_karbala

“Ehsaas_e_karbala tujhay ho jaye ga zaroor”,
“tanha kisi aziz ki mayyat utha k dekh”..

Tussi Hasde Yo Sanu

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Bahut garmi hai yaar

When someone says bahut garmi hai yaar

hand them a packet of lays and say

Lo hawa kha lo 😀 😀 😀

IMANDAR ko BEWAQOOF

Duniya bi kitni ajeeb ha
IMANDAR ko BEWAQOOF,
DHOKYBAZ ko AQALMAND
Or
BEHAYA ko KHOBSURAT
Kahti ha
Allah o Akber.
Think about it
Gud Morning

A Person Changes For Someone Special

A Person Changes 4 Two Reason

Either Someone Special Comes In His Life

Or Someone Special Leaves His Life!

Shab e Barat sms Wishes

Farman-e-Mustafa (sal.lal.la.ho.alehi.wa.sallam):
shaban Mera mahina he or Ramazan Allah ka mahina he
(Al-Jame-us-Sagheer Lis Siyuti P-304 H-4889)

Tere tasveer

Tujko is hall me dekha he to g chahata he

Tere tsveer kisi roz purani dekho

Give Chance to People

I usually give people more

chances than they deserve

but once i m done, i m done

When U Get This SMS

When u get this SMS,
Send it to
1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of &
1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Get Cool and Funny Rplies

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:-

But first Reply to me

In which Situation will you say:

“Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

Ae Chand Chamakna Chor De

Ae chand chamakna chor de, Teri chandni mujhe satati he,
Tere jaisa he mere yaar ka chehra,
Tujhe dekh k yaad uski aati he.

Buzurg Ne Jawab Diya

Aik buzarg se kisi ne pucha: Aap hmesha zameen per hi kyu bethtay hain?

Bazurg ne boht khubsurat jawab diya

Beta… Ap ko koi takleef hai?

And Remember With Gratitiude

And remember with gratitiude

Allahs favor on you;

for you were enemises and

He joined your hearts in love so

that by His grace you became

brethren and you were on the brink of the

pit of fire and He saved you from it.

To win someone

Love doesnt mean to win someone

But It means to lose yourself for someone

It is not done by the excellence of mind

But It is done by the purity of heart

Auro sy to pooch

Na toool meri mohabt ko
be’daam taraazo mein

“MEI” kitna anmool hu kabhi auro sy to pooch. . .

Always Think Higher

A man saw a litle poor boy looking at his expensive car,

he took the boy for a drive,

the boy said ur car is so marvellous & it must be too expensive!

How much it costs?

Man: I don’t know, my friend has gifted me

Boy: W0w so nice of him

Man: I know what u r thinking..

U also want to HAVE a car like it

Boy: No..I want to be A FRIEND LIKE HIM

Always think higher than the people’s expectations.

Zindagi khaak na thi

Zindagi khaak na thi khaak uratay guzri
Tujh say kya kehtay teray pass jo aatay guzri

Din jo guzra toh kisi yaad ki ro main guzra
Shaam aayi toh koi khuwaab dikhatay guzri

Acchay waqton ki tamana main rahi umr-e-rawaan
Waqt aisa tha kay bus naaz uthatay guzri

Zindagi jis kay muqadar main ho khushiyan teri
Ussko aata hai nibhana so nibhatay guzri

Zindagi naam udher hai kisi sarshaari ka
Aur udher door say aik aas lagatay guzri

Raat kya aayi kay tanhaai ki sarghoshi main
Hoo ka aalam th amagar suntay sunatay guzri

Baarha choonk si jaati hai musaafat dil ki
Kis ki awaaz thi yeh kis ko bulatay guzri

Ishq to dasht ka banjara hai

Ishq to dasht ka bnjaara hy usay kya fikr

Tm to ghar baar walay ho tmhi hosh kro……

Khuch Log Lamhon Ke Liye

Khuch log lamhon ke liye badaltay hain
aur khuch hamesha ke liye badal jatay hain
kisi ko waqt badal deta hai
tou khuch khud badal jatay hain
magar asal baat ye hai keh !!!
khuch log aisay bhi hotay hain
jinhain waqt badal bhi de tou
woh dusron ke liye nahin badaltay.

Everything Sucks

Every relationship has its problems

but what makes it perfect is

when you still want to be there

when everything sucks…

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr Khas bemari or 1 pr Mamoli Bemari Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr Khas Admi or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)

Raat ki aghosh mein

RaaT ki AghoSh Me Aa Jay Agr khayal USka

waSi

Suba biSTar Sy B Phoolon ki Nehak AaTi Hai…!!!

Wafadaar aur tum

Wafadaar Aur Tum….Khyaal Acha Hai…..

Be-Wafa Aur Hum….Ilzaam Acha Hai…….!!

Akhri Araam gha

Jab log marte hai to un ki qabron per likha jata hai akhri

araam gha.

Aur jab ZARDARI mare ga to is ki qabar per likha jaey ga

AAKHRI HARAMDHA

Dream of Success

Some people dream of success

whilte others wake up and work hard at it

Roz Gunaah Karta Hun

Roz gunaah karta hun,
woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se

Mein majboor apni Aadat se,
woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se

Chooriyan b Lrkiyan b

EK Jesi Lagti Hein Chooriyan B Larkiyan B

Hansti Hein Khankti Hein Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Nazuk Intehaa Ki

Ek Zara C Thes Se

Toot Kr Bikhrti Hen Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

In K Torrne Walon Ko Ehsas Tk Nhi Hota

Bikhr K Kab Smbhlti Hen Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Zindgi Ki Dhrkn Ko Ek Ridhm Sa Deti Hen

Zeest Ko Sjaati Hein Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Apne Dukh Ko Apne Andr Rakh K Bhool Jati Hein

Bahir Se Chamkti Hen Chooriyan b Lrkiyan b….

Im Sending This Bouquet

Im sending this bouquet of love To say that
I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know its true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything
And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary