Stupid Questions That People Often Ask

Examples of stupid questions, people often ask…
1-When people c u lying down wid ur eyes closed they still ask:
R u sleeping?
No I m training 2 die:
2-When Its raining n some1 notices u going out they ask:
R u going out in dis rain?
No in d next 1:p
3-Ur frend calls ur home fone:
Where r u?
At d bus stop:>
4-They c u wet coming 4m d bathroom:
did u just hv a bath?
No I fell in d wash basin:D
5-U r standing rite in front of d elevator on d ground floor & they ask:
Goin up?
No no i m waiting 4 my apartment 2 come down & get me;)
6-U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart & they ask:
R those Flowers?
No baby! They r Carrots:
7-U r on the queue 2 buy tickets of d cinema a frend saw u & ask:
what r u doing here?
I m here 2 pay my school fee 😀