Allama Iqbal Ramadan poetry in urdu

Allama Iqbal Ramadan poetry in urdu

“Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty,
Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty,
Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Par yaqeen Nahi,
Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,
Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki,
Aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,
Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,
Sharam se pani hath sy gir gya Ramzan(Ramadan) kehty kehty,
Meri almari Main Gard se Atti kitaab ka Jo Poocha,
Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,
Ye sun k Chup sadh Li Us Ne,
Yoon laga jese ruk gaya wo mujhay Hewaan kehty kehty..”

Tum Zindagi Ho

Tum meri zindagi ho

aur Fite mouh Es zindagi per 😉

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. .

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Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!

Toot Kar Bhi Dharrakta

Toot kar bhi dharrakta rehta hai,
Dil sa bhi koi wafaadar na ho..

Wiping Your Tears

I will always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all ur tears away,being ur bestest 1, i’ll smile when u smile,
nd feel all the pain u do,
nd if u cry a single tear,
i promise i will make u smile.

Over Smart Girl

Oversmart BF: If I sleep with ur most loving

and close friend,

what will be the first thought in ur mind?
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Smart Girl: u are a GAY 😉

144 honorary degrees & certificates

An American-born Pakistani
Ph.D having 144 honorary degrees & certificates
In Neurology from different institutes of the world.

The only neurologist in the world has an honorary Ph.d from Harvard.

Hafiz e Quran

Not even a single American matches her qualifications!

Name:
Dr. AAFIA SIDDIQUI

Now she’s lost her Memory coz of the
Physical,
Psychological
& sexual torture that she has been subjected to.
She is
Imprisoned
With men!

But
We, the Muslims are
DEAD! Plain DEAD!

Even if this msg remains In
Our inbox, we wont move a muscle!

Protest by forwarding if you cannot do anything else.

Kabi to Mera Salam

Dar E Nabi pe Para Rahon Ga

Pare Hi Rehne se Kam ho Ga

Kabhi to Qismat Khule Gi Meri

Kabhi to Mera Salam Ho Ga

Nagri Jaye Kon

Us Nagri Ko Jaye Kon….
Rutha Yaar Manaye Kon…

Kachi Gagar Toot Gai…
Sohni Par Lagaye Kon…

Us Se Kehna Tere Bina…
Gajroon Ko Mehkaye Kon…

Dukh Ko Payal Dali Hai…
Dard Se Behtar Gaye Kon…

Ishq Hai Moozi Bimari…
Tujh Ko Yaar Bachaye Kon…

Bewafa Kehny se pehly

Bewafa Kehny Sy Pehly Meri Rag Rag Ka Kho0n Nichor Lena,

Qatry Qatry Sy Wafa Na Mili To BeshaK Mujhy Chor Dena

Love Is What Is Left

Love is what is left in the relationship
after all the selfishness is taken out

Pathan All iz well

1 pathan ghalti se,
Shiya ki majlis me chala gaya,
Wahan dekha k sub Seena peet rhy hain,

Pathan bola khocha Sath ye bhi to kaho

All iz well
All iz well…!

Behtareen Insan Wo Hai

Behtareen insan wo hai jiski,
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Aap post daikh rahey hain. kadi has v lia karo

Hope For The Best

I am prepared for the worst,
but hope for the best.

Jahaz jab urta hai

Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he

Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
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Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

Socha nhi karte

Har shahkhs nahi hota har shahkhs k qabil
Har shahkhs ko apne liye socha nhi karte

Friend Love and Care

Love + Care = Mom
Love + Fear = Dad
Love + Help = Sister
Love + Fight = Brother
Love + Life = Wife / Husband
Love + Care + Fear + Help + Fight + Life = Friend.

loot kar daulat zamany ki

Sikander khush nahin hai loot kar daulat zamany ki..

Qalandar dono hathon sy luta kr RAQS krta hai…

MAA ke qadmon per

Kisi ny “MAA” sy sawal kya k agr aap k qadmon se jannat ly li jaye….

aur, !

aap se kaha jaye k kuch aur mang lo too….

aap khuda se kya maango gii…

to…..

“MAA” ne bohot khubsurat jawab dya k….

“Main apni auwlad ka NASEEB apne hath sy likhne ka haq mangun gi kyn k….

unki khushi k aagy mere liye hr jannat choti ha y” gud morning¤

Its A Computer Not Your Husband

Wife To Husband :
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Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Husband Replied :
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Darling ,,,
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Its A Computer Not Your Husband

Dunia Ki Har Fiza Mein

Dunia Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala RASOOL Ka,
Ye Sari Kainaat Hai Sadqa RASOOL Ka,
Khushboo Gulab Hai Pasina RASOOL Ka,
AapKo Mubarak Ho Mahina RASOOL Ka..
Rabi-ul-Awal Mubarak…

Blessed Shab e Miraj

Have a blessed Shab-e-Miraj,

pray for Pakistan and that may

all of us become better people.

To Have Success In Ur Life

When u start ur day
Keep 3 words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
Gud Morng dost

friendship is like

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”

Your smile is like twist,
“HILA K RAKH DAY”

Your voice is like Nokia,
“CONNECTING PEOPLE”

Your style like ufone,
“TUM HI TO HO”

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
“AUR SUNAO”

My response like Warid,
“WE CARE”

He Is The Mighty

All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.

Sultan Bahu Dagh mohbt wala BAHU

Sultan Bahu

Rah de wich khalona okha.
Apna ap lakona okha.
Eni wadh gai dunya-dari,
Kallyan beh k rona okha.
Dagh mohbt wala BAHU,
Lag javay te dhona okha.
Kallyan ishq kamona okha,
Kisy nu yaar bnana okha.
Piyaar piyaar te hr koi boly,
Kar k piyaar nibhana okha..
Dukhaan te hr koi has lenda,
Kisy da dard wandona okha..
Galaan nal nai rutby mildy,
Jogi bhais watona okha..
Koi kisy di gal nai sunda, Lokaan nu samjona okha.!!

love people

I’ve learned…
I came alone and i’ve to go alone…

I’ve learned…
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise…

I’ve learned…
Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation…

I’ve learned…
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything…

I’ve learned…
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support U…

ULTIMATELY,,,
I’ve learned…
Help people but not upto the point beyond ur dignity..

I’ve learned…
Luv urself and love people but only if u can do it without expecting anything from them.

University Life

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale…….
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come….
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy…..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar

Pilot to control towr

Pilot to control towr:

dis is IX 327

I’m 300 miles 4m land

600 feet above water with no fuel

awaiting instructions

Control towr:
“Consult Zubeda Apa, over”

Crystal Clear Heart

“Nobody in this World can have a Crystal Clear Heart

Bcz

Everyones Heart has some Scratches Created by their Dear ones”

Adami Aur Farista

Ek aadmi apne aap nu kehnda hoya ja raha si k;-“haye oye rabba”aisi zindagi naalo ta maut e changgi aa.

Achanak Farista  aa gaya te bolya:- “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lao dasso… paaji hun koi gareeb banda majaak v nai kare

Ehsaas kara de

Khuda ek bar use ye ehsaas kara de
kitna intezaar hai
zara use bta de
Har pal dekte hai rasta sirf usi ka
Na intezaar karna pade
Mujhe aesi nind sula de

Uljhanon Mein

Uljhe hue hain apni uljhanon mein aaj kal,,,

Tum ye mat samajhna k ab wo chahat nhi rhi…!

Yehi Soch k Geo

Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo…!

K Mere RAB Ne Mujhe Bohot Kuch Diya Hai,

Agar Wo Mujhe Mere Aamaal K Barabar Deta, To Mere Pas aaj Kuch B Na Hota…

Halki Halki Si Baarish

Halki Halki Si Baarish
Zara zara Sa Dard-e-Dil
Andaaz Accha Hai
DECEMBER
Tere Aanay Ka…

Never Think More Abt Past

Never Think more abt Past-iT Brings Tears..

Dont Think more abt Future-iT brings Fears..

Live in Present-iT Brings Cheers..

Always Smile & B happy…/

#|*|#- EiD MubaraK -#|*|#

Dharkan Ki Dugdugi Pey

Dharkan Ki Dugdugi Pey Hai Mehwey Raks…
Dil Thhak K Gir He Jye Tmasha To Khtm Ho

Full Faith on ALLAH

Tawakkul is having full faith

that Allah will take care of you

even when things look impossible

Love Someone

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Osy Lagaya Hy May Ny

Osy lagaya hy may ny khiyal rakna tum !
ke ye shjar meri naslon ko acha phal dy ga

Think About IT

BAT choti c zror hy mgr
zra sochye ga zrur

Jo EMAAN hme GHR se MASJID tk nhi le ja skta
wo EMAN hme QBAR se JANNAT tk kia le k jae ga
PLZ THINK IT

Urdu Independence day wishes

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun
Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

M.Sc Jootiyalogy

Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki zrorat ha.

( Prof. Ditta mochi
M.Sc Jootiyalogy)

Mohabbat ka junun baqi

Mohabbat ka junun baqi nahin hai
musalmanon mein khun baqi nahin hai
safen kaj, dil pareshan, sajda bezuk
k jazba-e-andrun baqi nahin hai
ragon mein lahu baqi nahin hai
wo dil, wo awaz baqi nahin hai
namaz-o-roza-o-qurbani-o-haj
ye sab baqi hai tu baqi nahin hai

Reaction of Lovers After a Fight

The sweetest Reaction of Lovers After a Fight….

Boy:Why r u Sending Me Blank msgs?? . . . . . .

Girl:Because I am not Talking to You…!!

Kinu Season

Jee krta hy aap k pass aaon,

Aap k pass aa k ruk jaun

Na baithu na bolun

Bas Aapki

Ankhon me

Kinu ka chilka nichor k bhag jaon

HAPPY Kinu Season

Full Form Of BOYS

Full form of
BOYS
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B- Badmashiyo me sb se Aage
O- ullo0 ki Tarah Raat me Jaage
Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaa k
S- Shareef sirf apne baap k aage

23 March Youm-e-Pakistan mubarak ho

Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki
Din a jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi ati..
Youm-e-Pakistan mubarik ho. . .

Roz Shab Yehi Dua

Teri Bargah Main Aye Khuda Meri Roz-o-Shab Hai Yahi Dua..!!

Tu Rahem Hai,Tu Karem Hai,Mujhe Mushkilon Se Nikaal De..!!

Banda Beghairt ban jaye

“Never say I failed 10 times,
say that I Discovered 10 ways that can Cause Failure”
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Banda Beghairt ban jaye,
Galti na Manny…!

Stupidity of Girls Jokes

“Stupidity of Girls”
They do not give their phone number even to a Known Person.
But
they give all their Private detail to an unknown Tailor..

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

Tere Raah Main

Jaane Kaha Gaye Woh Din
Kehte the teri Raah Main
NazrooN ko Hum Bichaye Ge
Chahe Ge Tum Ko Umar Bhar
Tum Ko Na Bhool Paye Ge

When i do not find mobile

It feels like a mini heart attack when i do not find my mobile in my pocket

Its almost like heart fail when i see my mobile in my girlfriends hand

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Honesty Is The Best Policy Once Woodcutter was Going With His Wife Near the River.
His Wife Fell into River.
He Started Crying.
Angel Came & Asked Him.
He Told About His Wife.
Angel Jumped into River & Brought Out Sheela & Asked Is This Ur Wife?
Woodcutter Said: Yes. Angel Became Angry.
Woodcutter Explained Cleverly: if I Refused, U Would Have Brought Munni &
Then My Wife & Then U Give Me All.

Sir! Im a Very Poor Man. I Cant Afford All..;-)

Jis larki ko chahta tha

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha

2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

By All Means, Marry

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you will become happy;
if you get a bad one,
you will become a philosopher.

Saas badi Pyari lagti Hai

Padosan ki saas badi pyari lagti hai
mein driver wo meri swaari lagti hai

jab usay khane pe le kar jata hoon
phir badi mehngi us ki yaari lagti hai

us ki baatein tou badi chat pati hein
muje wo koi murgi achari lagti hai

us ke labon mein badi hidat hai
wo koi garam tandoori lagti hai

Happy LOVING

LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES,
BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING……
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE,
BUT ITS WORTH MAKING…….. Happy LOVING

Stupid Questions That People Often Ask

Examples of stupid questions, people often ask…
1-When people c u lying down wid ur eyes closed they still ask:
R u sleeping?
No I m training 2 die:
2-When Its raining n some1 notices u going out they ask:
R u going out in dis rain?
No in d next 1:p
3-Ur frend calls ur home fone:
Where r u?
At d bus stop:>
4-They c u wet coming 4m d bathroom:
did u just hv a bath?
No I fell in d wash basin:D
5-U r standing rite in front of d elevator on d ground floor & they ask:
Goin up?
No no i m waiting 4 my apartment 2 come down & get me;)
6-U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart & they ask:
R those Flowers?
No baby! They r Carrots:
7-U r on the queue 2 buy tickets of d cinema a frend saw u & ask:
what r u doing here?
I m here 2 pay my school fee 😀

Mere Maa Ki Mohabbat

Mere Maa Ki Mohabbat Kisi Se Mohabbat Karne Nahi Deti
Meri Aankho Se Aansu Girne Nahi Deti ..

Rooh e Sakoon

Rukh Aur Taraf, Rooh-e-Sakoon Kisi Aur Tarf……!!

Yeh Muhabbat Main Meri Jaan Syaasat Kesi…..!!

I Wish I Was A Newspaper

Wife:
I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband:
I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

BLIND Trust ON ALLAH

When everything is going dark and dim in life, dont worry.
ALLAH is actually switching off the lights before Givng u a surprise ! Always BLIND trust ON ALLAH..

Dil dukhany ki aadat nahi hy

ay kya gila karain hum

shikwa dil main basany ki aadat nahi hay

tumhain keh ker nibhany ki aadat nahi hay

or hamain dil dukhany ki aadat nahi hy..

Bhahut Roya Tha Jab

Bhahut Roya Tha Jab Mera Janam Hua Tha;
Aur Hans Rahi Thi Ye Duniya;
Magar Doston Ek Din Badala Lunga;
Hansta Hua Jaunga Aur Royegi Ye Duniya!

Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.

Leave me alone.

Last night i didnt sleep thnking of u.

So dont play with my life.

Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

Lost her Husband

The woman who invented the phrase,

All men are same was a Chinese woman

who lost her husband in a crowd..! 😀

Expand Your Circles

Expand Your Circles
As You Welcome This New Year,
Turn Your Friends Into Benefits
And Let Your Friends Also Benefit From You.
Be Ready To Share With Others
And Learn As You
Say Good Bye 2013 And Welcome 2014.

Pani

Pani
opar ko uthay tu
“BHAP”
Opar se gry tu
“BARISH”
jam k gry tu
“OLA”
gir k jamy tu
“BRF”
pattay pa giry tu
“SHABNAM”
pattay se niklay tu
“ARQ”
ankh se nikly
“ASHK”
bhy tu
“DRYA”
Hazart Ismail(A.S)k qdmon talay nikly tu
“ZAMZAM”
sarkar ki unglion se nikly tu
“KOUSAR”
aur jahan band ho jae tu
“KARBALA”

Rothe howe

Rothe howe ko gar se bolane nahi gai.
ji chahta tha phir bhi manane nahi gai.

Hamdard ban k mujh ko bulata raha wo shakhs.
Lekan main is ko haal sunane nahi gai.

For benish.

FROM: muzammal hussain sawan (0313-7530642)

Meri ZINDGI Un Khubsurat MEHLON

Meri ZINDGI un khubsurat MEHLON ki tarah hai FARAZ

Jo door se boht
KHUSHGAWAR mgr Andar se SUNSAAN hote hain.

Student ko apni life mein

Aik student ko apni life mein,

khud par sab se ziada fakhar kab mehsoos hota hai?

Jab usko exam mein kch na aata ho aur pichhe se teacher aa ke kahe

copy chhupa lo, pichhe wala dekh raha hai

naaz tha jis par hume

Udaas raato k kaale saye

mujhe teri yaad dilayen

kese mit gaya pal bhar mein yeh rishta humara

jese samnadar ki rait par likha ho naam koi pyaara

roota hai dil jab tasavur karun tujhe

hota nahi yakeen yeh abhi tak mujhe

samajh nahi aata woh apna tha k paraya

naaz tha jis par hume abb woh nahi raha humara

God Bless You Always

When I Close My Eyes I See You

When I Open My Eyes I Hope I See You
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But I Feel You in every where every Thing
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Beauty Does Not Make Love

BEAUTY does not make love but love makes BEAUTY
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART
HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.

Koi Door hai

Koi DOOR hai to koi PASS hai *

Ye waqt ~ waqt ki BAAT hai *

Hum DOOR hai to kya hua *

Thank GOD

mobile hum sab ke paas hai .

Khud Hi Wazahat

Har Shaam Tum Se Milne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gai..

Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabbat Si Ho Gai..

Shayad Ye Taza Taza Judai Ka Tha Asar..

Har Shakal Yak_Ba_Yak Teri Surat Si Ho Gai..

Ek Naam Jhil’Milane Laga Dil K Taaq Par..

Ek Yaad Jese Baais_E_Rahat Si Ho Gai..

Khud Ko Saja Sanwar K Rakhne Ka Shoq Tha..

Phir Apne Ap Se Mujhe Nafrt Si Ho Gai..

Me Ne Koi Bayan_E_Safai Nhi Dia..

Bs Chup Rahe To Khud Hi Wazahat Si Ho Gai..

Never Lose Ur Hope

A River cuts the rock..Not bcoz of its Power,but bcoz of its CONSISTENCY,
So,Remember,Never ever Lose Ur Hope to Defend & Face the Challenges of Life!

Facts about women

Four complicated facts about Women:

1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.

LARNE se

LARNE se MOHABAT barhti hy

Faraz

Ey keh k us ne mere Laq vich mukka maar ditta.
(‘,’)
hay mera ,/’_ Lakk.

Independence Day Pakistan

A Nation can never be finished by its people’s death,
but, it will be finished when the Youth forget their Identity.!!
Lets join our hands to prove our identity as prosporous & peacefull Pakistanis.
May Almighty Allah gives us d chance to serve for Pakistan at any platform but with Honesty, Dignity & Patriotically… Amin..
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY OF PAKISTAN
With Best Regards,

Daily Best Makup

Daily Best Makup:

Honton k lye Darood Pak,

Awaz k liy Tilwat e Quraan pak,

Ankhon k liy Haya & Sharam

Chehry k liye Wazu,

Dil k liy ALLAH Pak ka Khof

Through Your Eyes

Make sure you dont start

seeing yourself through the

eyes of those who dont value you.

Know your worth even if they dont

Badlna Aata Ni

Badlna aata nhi humko mausmo ki trah
har roop main tera intzar karengay
na tum samait sako gy jisay qiyamat tk
qasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar krengay…y

Baheti Hui Naadi Mein

Baheti hui naadi mein unka peaas hain
jalti hui shama mein unki gharmi ka ehesaas hain
kisi aur ke saath ghar basa liya humne
seene mein basi wahi bewafa pyar ka zeher ki raas hain

Saanu Key

Life is full of problems.
But we should be thankful to Punjabis.
They have discovered a simple KEY to remove all tensions.
That KEY is called
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Saanu-Key 😀

Sacha Dost wo hy

Sacha dost wo hy jo apki ankh m phla ansu dekhle.

2sra ansu ponch le

3sra ansu rokle,

Or 4tha ansu dekhe to

1 kas k thapar laga k bole

Ley hun rajj k ro

Live in my Heart

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Love Hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts
the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

Daku ko bahut mera sapna

Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne.

Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dair se ghar aaya hai.

Iftar Poetry For this ramadan

Kitni Jaldi ya Arman Guzr jata hai ,
Pyas lagti nhi Iftar Guzr jata hai ,
Hum Gunahgaro ki Magfirat kr mery ALLAH ,

Ibadat hoti nhi Or Ramzan guzar jata hai… Ramadan Mubarik

Zindagi ke 8 Hisse

Zindagi ke 8 Hisse hote hain :

1. Parhai

2. Khel

3. Mauj Masti

4. Pyar

5. Shaadi

6.

7.

8.

Kya dhoond rahe ho..???

Shadi hone ke baad sab Khatam bhai .

Bik jane ko tayar

Har kisi ke haathon bik jane ko taiyaar nahi….!!
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Ye mera dil hai. tere shahar ka akhbaar nahi.

wo larki sub larkon se

English teacher: “wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai”

btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ?

Students:
“sir! larki 2 number hai.

Zamanay k sawalon ko

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho

New Elemnt Added

A New elemnt Added 2 the Periodic Table..

Name : GIRL

Symbol : Gl

Atomic Weight : Don’t Even Dare 2 Ask!

Physical Proprties :

Boils at Anytime,

Can Freeze at Anytime,

Melts if Handled with Love & Care,

Very Bitter if Misshndled.!

Chemical Proprties;

Very Reactive,

Highly Unstable,

Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Othr Precious Items,

Money Reducing Agent,

Volatile when left Alone.

Occurance:

Mostly found in front of mirror

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