Why husbands avoid questions!!!
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.
‘WIFE: ‘You would?
‘HUSBAND: …..?
WIFE: ‘Would u live in our house
HUSBAND: Sure its a great house.
WIFE: Wud u sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:’Were else wud v sleep?
WIFE:’Wud u let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, its almost new
WIFE: Wud u replace my pictures wd hers?
HUSBAND: dat wud seem like the proper thing to do
WIFE: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No Im sure she’d wnt her own
WIFE: Wud she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No her size is 6
WIFE: -silence-HUSBAND: ‘shit
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