That Looks Tasty

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see
an egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think,
“That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.

tangdsti ki shikyat

Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW)

se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to APP (SAW)

Ne farmya:-

“TUM JAB  GHAR MEI DAKHIL HONE LAGO TO PEHLE SALAM

KARO KHAWA GHAR MEIN KOI HO YA NA HO ,

PHIR MUJH PAR DAROOD BHEJO

AUR AIK DAFA SURAH IKHLAS PERHO ”

US SHAKS NE  AISA HE KIYA TO

ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski

rozi mein khushadgi bulke uske hamsaye

aur rishtedar bhee faizuab huey.

NOTE:- “hadese-pak-ka phelna sadaq-e-jaria he”.

Dost ke bewafai – funny sms

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

Beqarari Meri Dekh

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

Girlfriend ke Birthday

Boy: Kal Meri Grl4nd ka Birthday h Uske Hath m kya Gift du?

Dost: Apna de de

boy: Mazaaq Mat kAr kOi Bari Cheez Bata.

Dost: TO Mera de de…!!

Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Sheikh on his death time

A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Umar ka Ek Dilnashin Hisa

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey

Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

Shakista Dil

Chalo choro jany do in shakista dil ki aahu ko, MOHSIN….
Agar kisi ko ehsas hota to wo bikharny hi kyn deta…

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

kuch ansu

Kuch ansu hotay hain jo bahay nahi jatay
Kuch ghum hotay hain jo chupayae nahi jatay

BAAT aik yeh kehni hai app say

Kuch dost app jaisay hotay hain jo BHULAYE nahi jatay

From: Anil Albert

Honey you are Everything

I Promised you once, I promise you twice,

This love will never end that i feel so deep inside,

I loved you yesterday and even more today

And I never want this feeling to go away,

Honey you are my Everything. I Love You.

Teacher broke the signal

A teacher broke the traffic signal

Police officer arrested her

Teacher: please let me go “I am a teacher”
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Police officer: “oh ho i have waited this moment the whole year”

Now write 10000 times that “I WILL NEVER Do this again”

Are U Bandr

U r BANDR!
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc

Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!

But it hurts

May be i donot cry, but it hurts.

May be i wont say but i feel.

May be i donot show but i care

Tere Neend Urr Jaye

Tujhy kya khabar k mere dil
mein kitna pyar he tere liye dost
Jo kr do bayan to tujhy neend sy nafrat ho jaye.

Funny Husband Wife Sms

Why husbands avoid questions!!!

WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!

WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’

HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.

WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

‘WIFE: ‘You would?
‘HUSBAND: …..?

WIFE: ‘Would u live in our house
HUSBAND: Sure its a great house.

WIFE: Wud u sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:’Were else wud v sleep?

WIFE:’Wud u let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, its almost new

WIFE: Wud u replace my pictures wd hers?
HUSBAND: dat wud seem like the proper thing to do

WIFE: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No Im sure she’d wnt her own

WIFE: Wud she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No her size is 6

WIFE: -silence-HUSBAND: ‘shit

Pathan Apni Bv Se

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

Muhabbat kero to

Muhabbat karo to Milne ki justaju mat rakhna…,

Yaaaroo 😛

Muhabbat khatam ho jati he…

magr jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta hy..

Wapda light controler

Wapda light controler:
“Niyat krta hun ma 2

ghante light le jane ki

Wasty apni hakomat k

Zulum gareb awam per

Hath mera switch ki taraf

Lay fir O gai …”

Just Walk Beside Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.

Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.

Just walk beside me and be my friend

Cause of your happiness

“The 1st person in the morning & the last person at the night u think about,
Is either the cause of ur happiness or the cause of ur pain”

Best Moments

Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatthy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Aajzi se rehna

Aaj Ki Ek Achi Baat
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Zameen K Uper Aajzi Se Rehna Seekh Lo Taa K Zameen K Neechy Skoon Se Reh Sko !

Mothers Day Wishes & Gifts

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

“Mom”.

Khwab Mukammal Na Huwa

Aik He Masla Zindagi Bhar Hal Na Hua . . .

Neend Poori Na Hui, Khuwaab Mukammal Na Huwa….!!

Sometimes The Heart Sees

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Love Me Or Hate Me

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I will always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I will always be in your mind.

Seven true facts

Seven so true facts about women:

1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY!

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear!

4. Although they never have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully!

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them!

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don’t believe them;);)

Storms Make Oaks Take Roots

Storms make oaks take roots.

Saans me yaad

Tum AaJ Har Saans Ke Sath

Yaad Aa Rahey H0…!

Ab tm Hi Bta0

teri Yaad0n K0 R0uK Du

Ya Apni Sans0n K0 R0uK L0un..!

Good ni8

Life Become Less

Life today has become so ‘LESS’;

Our phone: Cordless

Cooking: Fireless

Food: Fatless

Dress: Topless

Youth: Jobless

Leaders: Shameless

Govt: Hopeless

Job: Thankless

Police: Clueless

Policies: Aimless

Labor: Effortless

Conduct: Worthless

Relations: Meaningless

Attitude: Careless

Feelings: Heartless

Education: Valueless

Arguments: Baseless

Future: Directionless

and

Still Our Expectations are ENDLESS!!!

Hav a cup of tea sugarless

Kamyabi ke liye Dua

Hum to Sirf kamyabi ki dua krte rahe Apne DOST K liye

Ay khuda Tu ne to usy itna masroof kr diya

k us ne hmara hal puchna hi chor diya

Your Presence

Strannge reality

When Your Absence Doesn’t Alter Someone’s Life Then Your Presence Has No Meaning In Their life.

Funny Sardar Sms

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ” 😉

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Pathan Scientist Concluded

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Happy Eid Sms 2011

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(‘”) ,’,
(‘”) _.-“”-._
(‘”) (,,/,,,)
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WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY
EID MUBARAK
REGARDS,

Sub Say Bura Waqt

“Sub Sy Bura Waqt Wo Hai, Jb Hmare Ghusy Aur Narazgi K Khauf Sy, Waldain Apni Zaroorat Aur Naseehat Byan Karna Chor Detey Hain

Sardar Is Selected For The Job

Interviewer: Let me check your English…Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja….chup ho ja….chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh….bolta rah….bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected…bale bale

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

A Ring Is Round

A ring is round
and has no end
and thats how long
i will be your friend

Awesome Kisses

If kisses could be sent in writing,
you wud be reading this msg with ur lips…

pathan and ricksha wala

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

Agr Aap Metric Inter BA

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
SASURAL Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Jab Chalay Thay

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

“faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista besharmo ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u Friendx 😉

Jab glass toote

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ?

Crush.. ?? No!

Crish.. ?? No!

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar!
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai

TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE,

kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..:p :O 😀 😀

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

Memories are Sweet

“Distances” are not a matter, When the memories are sweet…

Special people are never forgotten, B’cz they remain in Heart Beats.”

Jab cheezo ko bhool jao

Rasool (S.A.W.W) ne faramya:

jab tum kisi cheez ko bhool jao to mujh per durood parho,

INSALLAH yaad a jaye gi

Aur farmaya: jo kisi pershani me ho wo mujh per darood perhe

Difference between Mothers and Girlsfriends

Q: What is the difference between Mothers and Girlfriends tears??
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A Classic Answer
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Mothers tears EFFECT Our HEART

and

Girlfriends tears EFFECT Our POCKET 😀

Message from His Neighbour

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

Ajab Hai RASAM-E-ULFAT Ay

ajab hai

RASAM-E-ULFAT ay

FARAZ

dil hamara hai magar
IKHTIAR
kisi aur ka hai…

Mohabbat Ki Nazar

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hain Jin Se Kuch Taaluq Ho.
Har Shakhs Mohabbat Ki Nazar Se Dekha Nhi Jata.

Greatest gift to anyone

The greatest gift you can gift to

someone is a generator.

-Ibrahim Lineman

Donkey In Track Suit

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…”

Dard Mohabbat Ki

Wohi mehsoos krte hain saza dard-e-muhabat ki

Jo apni zaat se barh kr kisi se pyar krte hain

Break Heart

Before You Break Someone’s Heart,

Make Sure That You Are Not In It…

Deadly weap0n

Which deadly weap0n is made by combining Tungsten (W), Iodine (I) and Iron (Fe)?

WIFe 😛

Angrezi Yadain

“(Angrezi Yadain)”

Mere aangan mein Kbi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.

Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Dil Ki heartbeat b tere sath suna Krty thy,

AaJ wo mehfil mein stranger bnay bethey haIn.

Jo Kabi muJey apni life Kaha Krty thy.

Ab trasti hain teri deed Ko Eyes,

IK period tha hm roz mila Krty thy..!

Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna

Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna

Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna

Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye

Khaloos-e-dil se “DUAON” Main Yaad Rakhna.

Ghafil Raha Namaz Say

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Forward 2 All muslims b4 its late 2 send

Duniya me agar Girls

duniya me agar girls na ho to
road sunsan
market viran
na janu na jaan
na koi girl frand ke liye parechan
bus namaz or quran
and
all boys direct
jannat vich tamam

When You Shout

Have you ever noticed that in Pakistan when you shout

OYE khotya
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About 10 people turn around for confrmation :/ 😀

November ko December Ko

Arz kiya hai . . . .!
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Kya January Kya February Hum Kya

Karein November ko December ko…!!

Jab Tum Saath Hi Nahi Humarey

AaG LaG Jaaye Is Calender Ko…!!

Enjoy ur Settings

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..:)

&

God has decided a perfect Time,to make u meet that person..

Till then

Enjoy ur own settings;-)

hayat-e-khizar

jo milay hayat-e-khizar mujhe..

aur usay main sarf-e-sana karun..

TERA shukr phir bhi ada naa ho..

TERA shukr kaise ada karun..

TERE lutf ki koi hadh nahin..

ginoon kis tarha k adad nahin..

main bohat hi aajiz-o-be-nawa..

TERE agay meri bisaat kia..

main kaha karun TU suna kare..

TU diya kare main liya karun..

TERE dar pe kham rahe sar mera..

TERI rehmaton main guzar mera..

koi bhool ho to maaf kar..

mujhe bakhsh de jo khata karun…!

Ameen..

Great Motivational Phrase

Great Motivational Phrase….!!

Main Janta Hon
K Main
Kuch Tou Hon,

Q K!

Mera ALLAH
Koi Bhi Cheez Bekar Nahi Banata..!!

W0RlD IS MINE

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Rishto’n Ki Rassi

Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Me Paida Hone Wale Sawalon Ka Jawaab B
Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay.

So b careful.

We Have Known Each Other

We have known each other by chance,
Became friends by choice,
Still friends by decision,
and when we say Friends Forever,
Thats definitely a lifetime Promise

2 Lovers In K.F.C

“2 lovers in K.F.C”
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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“naan tikki” mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Zindagi me Kuch

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily

Qatra ab ahtjaj kary bhi to kia mily.

Drya jo lg rhe the, Samandr se ja mily..

Hr shakhs dorta hai yahan bhir ki trf

Phr ye bhi chahta hai usy rasta mily

Us aarzo ne tamasha bna dia

JO bhi mily hmari trf daikta mily

Duniya ko dusro ki nazar se na dikhiye…

Chahry na parh ske to katabo mein kia mily…

Es dor-e-monsfi mein zrori nhi hai josh….

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily…

Kala Billa

Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or

Kala Billa

Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K

Kala Billa

B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen,
Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen,
Inhi Me Ulfat
Inhi Me Nafrat

Sawab Aankhen
Azab Aankhen.

Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki Shokhi

Kbhi Sarapa Hijab Aankhen.

Kbhi Chhupaati Hn Raaz Dil K

Kbhi Hn Dil Ki Kitab Aankhen.

Kisi Ny Daikhi To Jheeel Jaisi

Kisi Ny Payeen Saraab Aankhen.

Woh Aaye To Log Mujh Se Bolay

Hazoor Aankhen Janab Aankhen.

Ajeeb Tha Guftagu Ka Aalam

Sawal Koi Jawab Aankhen.

Yeh Mast Mast be-Misal Ankhen

Nashy Se Hr Dam Nidhal Ankhen.

Uthain To Hosh-o-Hawaas Cheenen

Giren To Kr Dain kamal ankhen.

Koi Hai Inn K Karam Ka Talib

Kisi Ka Shook-e-Wisal Ankhen

Quite Dificult 2 Pick

It’s Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg Wen u r in Romantic Mood

But

It’s Quite Dificult 2 Pick Up A “Bori Of Atta” Of Weight 20 Kg

Wen Mother orders;-)

Mere hathon mein

Yeh na samajh ke bichri hoon tou bhol gayi hoon tujhe
Tere hathon ki khushboo mere hathon mein aaj bhi hai.

Friend is Better

A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.

Larka Larki ke father se

Modern shaadi

Larka larki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.

Father: Q? Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.. 😀

Zor zor se chillate hoe

College k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha, Usey Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,
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Pappu Ne Dekha aur zor zor Se Chillate Huye bhaga

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kal chutti hai…

Bilkul Free

Free
Freee
Freeeee
Bilkul Freeee…!!

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Pakistan Mæ Saans Lena bilkul Free
jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna

is pe B TAX Lag jaye ga.;)

Saddion Ka Taaulq

Dukh Dard say, Saddion ka Taaulq hai hamara

Aankhoon Ke Udaasi hamain Virsay main mili hai

Which Laptop do u have

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !
And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.