Raat Kaise Guzarti Hai

Kon Kehta He Teri Yaad Se Be-Khaber Hon Mein…..

Dil K Dard Se Pooch Raat Kaisey Guzarti He…

Gud nite

Rocking And Happening New Year

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

Chapter is Not Enough

1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1sentence is enough to break a heart.

1sec is enough to fall in love.

Bt y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pas in exam? 😛

Dil me Uthar jye to

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa

FARAZ……

Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty….

Happy National Day

Happy National Day……
Na Na
Happy Birth DAY……
Oh i forgot
Happy ANNIVERSARY…..
No
Happy VICTORY DAY
Oh Yad aaya…..it is Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY 😉

InDePeNdEnCe DaY 2011

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 64th InDePeNdEnCe DaY

Duniya ka dukhi admi

Banta: duniya m sabsE dukhi admi kaun h?

Santa: bechara rikshe vala.

Banta: kaise?

Santa: kyunki ladki kwari ho ya married BHAIYA hi bulati hai.

Dil jo kehta hai

Sambhaltay Sambhalty,Sambhal Hi Gya Aakhir,

Dil Jo Kehta Tha ,Mar Jaaunga Us Bin.

nahi ho sakti Sheela

IQBAL

Janta hoon k nahi ho sakti Sheela meri,

Wah wah

Janta hoon k nhin ho skti Sheela meri,

Magar phr bhi

Lab pe Ati hy dua ban ke tamanna meri:-)

Meri Shirt Ulti Kr K

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..
Wife: thek hy
10 mint baad
Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???
Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Na roya koi

Jab kabhi wo hoga apni zaat me Tanha”TO YAD AOUNGA”

Na chala Qadam se Qadam koi 7
“TO YAD AOUNGA”

May uski aankhon ka ishara b samajh letA hon

Na samajh saka koi dil ki bat”TO YAD AOUNGA”

Din ka hr ik pal guzrega jb us pe kathin

Or Tanha kate gi rat
“TO YAAD AOUNGA”

Har baazi jan kar us se haar jatA hon

Jab de ga koi usse har
“TO YAAD AOUGA”

Hansne ko to dunyia b hansti hai sath sath

Na roya koi dukh me sath
“TO YAD AOUNGA”

Happy New Year

May This New Year Be A Step Forward, In Leading You To New Adventures,
New Roads To Explore And New Heights To Achieve. Happy New Year!…

65TH YOM-E-AZADI

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“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

14th AUGUST:
65TH YOM-E-AZADI
MUBRAK HO

Muhabbat tol di us ny

Mere israr pr aakhir,

Boht majbur ho kr aaj,

Mujhe Apni nigahon ki,

Udasi sounp di us ny,

Boht be-bas, boht tanha,

Boht bikhri muhabbat ki,

Haqiqat khol di us ny,

Khalish jo us k dil mein thi,

Wo ab meri amanat hai,

Shikasta lehjy ki jitni bhi,

Thakan thi, bol di us ny,

Kisi ki khatir jo mujh ko,

Apni muhabbat keh nahi paya,

Magar aaj apny aansuon se,

Muhabbat tol di us ny…

From: Qamar Saghir

That Looks Tasty

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see
an egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think,
“That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.

Pathan is greater than Newton

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Beet Gaya Jo Saal, bhul Jaayein,
Beet Gaya Jo Saal, bhul Jaayein,
Es Naye Saal Ko Gale Lagayein,
Karte Hai Dua Hum Rab Se Sar Jhukake
Es Saal K Sare Sapne Pure Ho Aapke.

*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Silence and Smile

Silence and Smile are two powerful tools,

Smile is the way to “”solve”” many problems and

Silence is the way to “”avoid”” many problems…….!

Rok dena meri saanso ko

Ay Khuda rok dena meri saanso ko us waqt,,

Jab wo mujay chor kar kisi or ka honay lagay.

Betaaluq Sa Rehta

Jis k lea tord diye sub taaluq

Aj ham se he betaaluq sa rehta hy

EID-UL-FITR

On the Auspiecious Occasion of Eid Wishes u and ur Family Eid MUBRAK Faizan rana

On This Joious Occassion Of
EID-UL-FITR
May Allaha Bless You With Happness And Grace Your Home With Warmth And Peace.

Urdu Talib e dua Poetry

BALAGAL ULLA BE KAMALY HE KSHAFAD DO JA BE JAMALY

HE HASSUNAT JAMMI O KHISALY HE SALLU ALLAY HY WA ALLY HE talib e dua……

Kinara Karne Walon Se

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

Us Shakhs Se Faqt

Us Shakhs Se Faqt Itna Sa Talluq Hai Hamara,

WOh Pareshan Ho tO Humein Neend Nahi Aaati.

How Are Your Grades

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They aRe Below C Level

Zarorat Bana Raha

Ik Umer tak main uski Zarorat bana raha

Phir youn hua k uski zarorat badal gae.

3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa.

You Drop A Tear

may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

Special Day Wishes

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
Youre just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

opportunities your way

May this new year bring many opportunities your way,
to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Meray Iraday Baray Naik Hain

Wife:Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain…?

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You have given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing youre my darling wife.

Dreaming of Eid ul Azha

I am dreaming of white Eid ul-Azha ,

with every Eid ul-Azha card i write,

May your days b happy and bright,

and May all your Eid ul-Adhas be white.

Happy Eid ul adha ie.Bakra Eid..

What is LOVE?

Kisi ne poocha:

“What is LOVE?”

Hum thay CA k student.

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Samjha dia..

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“Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization that exists to have an objective of satisfaction and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each other’s personal, physical, financial & mental state with an emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership.”

wo zaat

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My Son Is In Medical College

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time

Dulhy k mobile pe bel hui

Or larki walon ne usy boht mara

Rington lgi thi

Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chly

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Hm AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly

Always Free

When u give importance 2 people they think that u r always free.

but they never understand that u make urself available 4 them everytime…

Mohabbat ke guzarish

Faqat itni guzarish hai m0habbat mey mere Maula,

Mujhe nakaam hone se zara pehle utha lena..!!

Teri Rehmaton K Qabil

TU Agar Mujhe Nawaze to Tera Karam Hai Mola….!!!

Warna Teri Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi Nahi.

Police me bharti karwane

1 Bachcha road pe kutta
lekar ja
raha tha
Police wala(haste huye)
Beta
apne bhai ko lekar kaha
ja rahe
ho
Bachcha-police me
bharti
karwane 😀

Propose a charsi girl

How to propose a charsi girl???
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Kasam sey iss mein bi interested ho??
Tm log….kya ho yarr…?? xD 😛 😉

Wo Aankhain

wo aankhain jheel si gehri to hain mgr

Un mai koi bhi aks mere naam ka nahin

NAMAZ kb kaam aye gi

: NAMAZ
kb kaam aye gi?

FAJR
mrtay wakt

ZOHR
kbr may

ASAR
munkir Nkir k swalat k wakt

MAGHRIB
hisab kitab k wakt

ISHA
pul siraat pr

80% isay frwd ni krty.
ALLAH frmaty hain k agr tum apny logo k samny mujy Radd kro gy to mein tumhy apni nazr may radd kr du ga…

Plz frwrd to more muslims

Islamic Friday Sms in Urdu

Jab main chahta hon “KHUDA”sy baat karon tu main “NAMAZ” parta hon or

jab main chahta hon k “KHUDA” muj

sy baat kary tu main”QURAN” parta hon……..

I Will Always Remember

I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don’t Know What I’d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

1st April ko Propose

pagal haiN wo log jo 14 feb ko propose krte hai.
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Meri mano to 1st April ko propose karo.
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Man gae to “COOL” wrna kehdo Baji APRIL FOOL:-p

I Dont Love You

Boy :- i love you.

Girl :- i dont love you. boy :- r u sure.

Girl :- yeah!

Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.

Girl :- a a i luv u 2.

Mujay chaho us ki Trah

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay “mujay chaho us ki Trah….”.

Mohabbaton k tamam rishtey

December ki thitarti hui shamein..

KUhar mein lipti dhundhli si subhein..

Darakhton sE girtE huE khushq zard pattey..

WoH gaoun k tamam raastey..

Mohabbaton k tamam rishtey..

KhAyaal abaad kartey hain..

Tumhein sab yaad karte hain…

Mai faqat Khaak hon Magar

Mai faqat Khaak hon Magar’
“MOHAMMAD (S.A.W)” se hy Nisbat Meri,

Yehi Aik Rishta hy Jo Meri Aukaat badal deta hy..!

Mere iss mulk mai

Ho kia raha hai mere iss mulk mai,
har roz koi mar raha hai mere iss mulk mai,

Suna tha koi aya bhi tha yahan inqlab leker,
Lekin wo bhi qatal ho gaya mere iss mulk mai.

Kis ko khane ke liye kuch nahi to kis ko pehne ke liye,
aur koi apne pet se hai bhokha mere iss mulk.

Sub ko pari hai election ki to kis ko nokri ki,
Lekin koi nahi dekhta mere gharibon ko mere iss mulk mai.

Tum bhi kitna waaiz karo ge logon ko ay Hamsafar,
Tum bhi ik din qatal ho jao ge mere iss mulk mai.

Believe In Yourself

Believe in yourself!
Have faith in your abilities!
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers
you cannot be successful or happy.

Qeemti Gift Hai

Surat”MUZAMMIL” Zeyarat-e- NBE KREM (S.A.W.W.) k lie he

Surat “FATIHA”

ALLAH Ke Ghazab Se Bchati Hai

Surat “YASIN”

Qyamat Ke Din Pyaas Se

Surat “WAQIA”

Fikr Or Faqy Se

Surat “MULK”

Azab-E-Qbar Se

Surat “KOSR”

Dushmnon Ki Dushmni Se

Surat”KAFERON”

Mout Ke Wqt Kufr Se

Surat “IKHLAS”

Munafqat Se

Surat “FALAK”Hadson Se

Surat “NAAS”

Wswason Se Bachati Hai

Bohat Qeemti Gift Hai Sanbhaal Ke Rakhna

Or Dosron Ko Bhi Gift Krna

ALLAH Jzaa Dega….

Humko Aata Hi Nahin…

Humko Aata Hi Nahin Zakhmon Ki Numaish Karna
Khud Hi Rote Hain, Tarapte Hain, Sojaate Hain

Is Se Pehlay K Aankh Khul Jaye

Is se pehlay k aankh khul jaye
Aa k honton se meri aankhon per
Koi anmol khuwab likh jao

Mera chehra gulaab likh jao
Baad mein aa k apny hathon se
Mera jeewan saraab likh jao. .

Aadhora Pyar Mat

!GHZAL! Chalo tum sath ,mat dena,
Mujhe beshak ,bhula dena,
,Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday,

Sabhi “qasmain” sabhi
Natay,

Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,

Magar ab tum
kisi se bhi.

aadhora pyar mat
Karna.;

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind

Making The Body Fade Flexibility

&

Soon Window Of Soul Begin To Close

&

Enter The Dreamland …

Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams …

Kisi Ka Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa

“Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna,,,”
“Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..!!!!!!!

99 boraiyan 1 achai

HAZART MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ney farmaya:

“Agar kisi insan main 99 boraiyan hon or 1 achai ho ,

to iski boraiyon ko nai balkay 1 ACHAI ko dekhna !!”

Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1 Think before speaking – to avoid lie

2 Don’t see movies for time passing – Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3 Don’t waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar – It’s time for acceptance of Dua

4 Avoid anger cum conflict with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution – remember you are fasting

May Allah enable us to reap ramzan benefits Ameen

Kya Aap Imran Khan ke Saath Hain

Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D

Is Andaz Se Rothonga

Rotha Tujh Se To Is Andaz Se Rothonga,

Tera Shehar Ki Metti Bhi Mere Wajud Ko tarsae Gi. .!!!

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi…-hai

Zindigi k gham

Zindigi k ghamon ne cheen li hen muj sy shrarten meri ……!

Aur log smjty hain k buhat sulajh gya hu main ….

New Morning and Aim

New morning
New aim
New decision
New dream
New idea
New thinking
New ambition

and

GREAT SUCCESS

May God give you everything in life Good Morning !!

Jis Train Me Pyari Pyari Larkiyan

Jis train me pyari pyari larkiyan safar kr rahi hon, Us train ko kya kahen gay?
Socho
?

Its simple yaar

MAAL GAARI

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Pie Ga

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga 😀

Kch cheezo ka maza

Zndagi me kch cheezo ka MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HA.

Jaise: Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane ka,

Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,

Library me books par pen chalane ka,
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k samne chidane ka,

Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me muskurane ka,
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka, Or

phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka maza

Funny Punjabi sms – bijli aggay nai labdi

2 aadmi motor cycle par pankha lay kar ja rahay thay,pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha.
Ek sardar ne dekh liya aur 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peechay lag gaya.
Kuch faslay par un ko roka aur donon ko 1,1 lagai aur bola:
Saaleyo, bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakootaraan tay pakhay laaye hoay nay.

Go to sleep late

Everynight i go to sleep late
and in the morning i realize it was a bad idea

Keh don zamane se dastan apni

Zindagi Nadan hai isi liye Chup hon

Dard hi dard ha subha sham isi liye chup hon

Keh don zamane se dastan apni

Per is me aye ga tera nam isi liy chup houn

puk gaya ho

2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se baten kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat

Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.

We Think Everyday Is The Same

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everythings changed!

Cute Saying

cute saying !!
I will hack your tears. . . . .
Just give me the password
… of your smile…:)

Zindgi Ki Uljhano

Zindgi Ki Uljhano Ne Cheen Li Hain Mujse Sharartein Mere,,,

Aur Log Samjhte Hain K Boht Badl Gaya Hoon Main.

Mery Nazdeek Aa Kar

Mery Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Mery Ahsas Ki Shiddat..,
Mera Dil Kitna Dharakta Hy Sirf Tery Naam K Sath…

Sometimes saying sorry

Sorry !!

Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth

But its the cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship

Google is a girl

Question-Google is a girl or
a boy?????
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She won’t let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting …. 😀

It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship
that makes unhappy marriages.

Sometimes We Let Affection

Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,
Sometimes we cant find words to tell our feelings,
Especially towards those we love the best…

Good Night Sms

Suno Muj Se Wafa Kro Gay Na ??

Chalo Mushkil Sawaal Hai Janay Do

Good night !!

Its your sweet smile

It is a

Simple
Mind touching
Interactive
Long lasting
Effect which Wins the hearts..

Yes..Its your SWEET SMILE

So Keep smiling always,

Good morning Have a nice day

Kya yhi pyar hy?

Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai,
Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon ma,
Kya yhi pyar hy?
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Girl: Nahi, ye Kamzori hy
kaminay. Drip lgwa le.

Titanic ke 190 anniversary

Aaj titanic ki 190 anniversary hai

tamam pyar kerne walon se guzarish hai ke

Doob ke mar jaein 😉

Happy 2nd Day of Eid Mubarak

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Wishing you and your family a very happy and blessed 2nd Day of EID.
May Allah accept your fasting, reward your prayers and bestow upon you
and your dear ones all His blessings,
kindness and bounties .Ameen.
Eid Mubarak!!!

Chummiyan Ly kr

Her Khushi sy
Khobsurat Teri
Sham krdon,

Apna balance or
Sim tery naam
krdon,

Mil jaay Agr 1
bar Teri
friend
,

Chummiyan Ly
Ly kr us k gaal
LaaL krdo.

Hope we Start Acting

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam (R.A)

I hope we start acting on his sayings and
keep working hard to achieve the purpose on which our country made
and I believe if we keep moving on his words a day will come
when darkness will be over and there will be light all around

Charas Pee Raha Tha

Sardar qabristan mein charas pee rha tha k Police a gai.

Sardar ne foran charas chupa li.

Police: Kia kar rhy thay?

Sardar: Walid k liye Dua mang raha tha.

Police: Yeh tu bachay ki qabar hy.

Sardar: Walid ka bachpan mein he inteqal ho gia tha.

Kiss Is The First Step

Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u…

Tarasti Rahi Aankhein

Neendo’n Ki Baghawat se Ye Nuqsaan Huva Hay,
“MOHSIN”

IK Shakhs k Khwabo’n Ko Tarasti Rahi Aankhein…

Happy Eid Celebrations

A wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,

wrapped with sincerity , Tied with

and care , And

Sealed with Dua to keep u & ur family Blessed

EID MUBARAK !!!!

National Biscuit of Pakistan

After 65 years of Independence, We came to know that
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Unki Yaad Se

“Unki” “Yaad” Se “Ghafil” Hoon B To Kaisey “MOHSiN”,

“Aankh” Khuli

Hai To “Khayal” Unka “Aankh” Band Hai To “Khawab” Unka.

Of All The Friends I Have Ever Met

Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I would not ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I will go to heaven and wait for you.

Beautiful Prayer

^Beautiful Prayer^

O Allah. Enlighten what is Dark in me. Strengthen what is weak in me.

Mend what is broken in me.

Bind what is bruised in me. Straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace and love has died in me.

( Ameen)

Apni Zuban Ki Tazi

Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us “MAA” Pr Mat Aazmao.

Jisnay TumHen Bolna Sikhya.

Apni MAA ko 1 dafa muhbt bari nigha se dekhny

ka Sawb 1 maqbol Hajj jitna hai.

SUBHAN ALLAH…….!!!

Milon Door Se

KHAMOSHI:

aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta

HASAD:

aisa aala jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy

SACHAI:

aisi dawa jski lazzat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy

ZAHANAT:

aisa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nhi lgta

KHUSH IKHLAQI:

aisi khushbu jo milon door se mhsos hoti hy.

Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai

=Bohat Beykaif lamhey hain Ajab Bojhal si zindgi hai

=Na Ghum se Dil behelta hai Na khushiyan Raas aati hain…!!!

Let The Most Beautiful Dream

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.
But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight

Meri Zindgi Badal Kar

Kabhi mujh ko sath le k kabi mere sath chal k…

woh badal gaya achanak meri zindgi badal k..!!

Kon Se Cheez

Wo kon c Bekaar cheez hai jo ap k kapro k saath chipki hai?

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puter G tusi aaP.

Funny New Year Sms

“Very important msg 4 U”

Saal ka last month & last day ja raha hay ,
ager meri wajah se aapko koi dukh ya takleef puhnchi ho tou

zara sochiye !!

Zarur pehle aap ne hi koi panga liy hoga , werna eisa tou ho ni saktha
k mere jeysa

Masoom
Sharif ,
Educated,
Ba-ikhlaq Larka ap ko kuch kahe

agar aap mein thori c bhi Sharam haya hay tou abhi mujse muafi mang lein
mein Dil ka Bohot nice hoon

Shayd MAAF ker doon !!

Batana mera farz tha baqi apki marzi…. 😛

Submit By: Admin (…3392)

Upcoming Ramadan Sms 2012

Best
Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck 4 Upcoming Ramadan

Live At Best

“U never get a second chance to make a first impression”
&
“U Never born 4 the second time 2 make this life good”
So Live Your Best Life 2day.

funny pathan on 14 august

Major Rohail ne ek pathan officer
Ko Army se nekal dya

Kyu?

Pathan officer zid kr rha tha k
14 August pr Atom Bomb wala
patakha chalana hai

From: Asma Zafar

Relationships Never Die

Relationships never Die a Natural Death

They are alwayz Murdered by Attitude,

Behaviour,Ego, Hidden Benefits or Ignorance.

Gud m0rnInG…

Zindagi ABCD Hai

Zindagi ABCD Hai, yaqeen nai?

To dekhain Aitbaar, Bharosa

Chahat, Dosti, Ehsas, Faisla,

Gam, Hmdam, Intazar, Justuju,

Khayal, Lamhe, Mohabbat, Narazi,

Omeed, Pyaar, Qismt, Rishte,

Smjhota ,Tamanna, Udasiyan ,Virasat,

Wada, Xcuse, Yadain,

aur in sub se mil kr banti

hai Z== ZINDAGI

So enjoy ur ABCD

Bari Gustakh Hai Teri Yaad Ise Tameez Sikha

Bari gustakh hai teri yaad ise tameez sikha,
Dastak bhi nahi deti aur dil mein utar jati hai.

kanjos kon

Master: kanjos kon hota hai?

Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.

Master: Uski ek Example Do.

Student: Aap ki Beti sir

Two Wise Advises

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are one of them…)

Never be Proud of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

History Of GulaB

History Of GulaB

Gulab kaise or kaha paida howa?

Jab

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ke Dant mubarak se lahoo ke qatre zameen par girne lage To

ALLAH ko gawara na howa

K

Uske Habib ka khoon zameen par gire

To

ALLAH ne OHAD ke medan me foran 1 gulab ka poda ugaa diya

Khoon zameen ki bajaye gulab pe gira

Jis se gulab me Aap (S.A.W.W) ke khoon ki khushbu aa gyi

SUBHAN ALLAH

Dosti Muhabbat Ka Phool

Dosti muhabbat ka phool he sambhal kar rakhna

Tuty na dil kisi ka bus itna khyal rakhna….

Want to say 4 words

Many times i have

disturbed U,

troubled U,

fooled U,

irritated U,

Today i just want to say 4 words……
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kuch bigaar ni pao gy 😛

cheeni sasti ho gyi

i m sorry me ne ap se 1 baat chupai hai

but ye bat sunney k bad is ka hmari dosti

pr koi asar nai hona chahiye dekho ap muj ghalat mat

sumjhna mujh afos hai k mai ny ap ko pehlyye kion nai batya

is se pehly k ap ko kisi or se pata chaly

mai apko khud hi bata data hun

“Cheeni 2 rupy sasti hogai hai” 😀

Aadat Hi Nahi

Kya Pata Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hain

Unhain Aadat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.

parday ki Fazeelat

Kaba o Qur’an ko dekha Hai gilafoon Mein Liptay…

Ab Main samjhi hun
K parday ki Fazeelat kya hai..!!

Train Ka Engine Choom Liye

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Love Marriage VS arrange marriage

Arrange Marriage: Rs.200,000

shadi per. Rs.50,000
haq mehar. Rs.50,000
mukhtalif rasmon per. Jahez= 300,000
Valeema=100,000
Total=Rs.700,000

Love Marriage: Rs.120 ka stamp paper.
200 Taxi ka kiraya,
50 typist ko,
Mithai Rs.300
Total=Rs.670

Dil Lagao Larki baghao or Kharcha Bachao…;-)

Ajj nahin karo gay to kal bughto gay.

khamoshi ka boycott.. Student package.

Chappal Choti ho Jaye

Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati

Wah wah….
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Chappal choti ho jaye to paon me nahi aati.
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Wah wah
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye. To bahon me nahi aati

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD HAPPY 14 AUGUST

I WISH U ALL A VERY HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND
IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD
HAVE PROUD ON US

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

HAPPY 14 AUGUST !

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

1-Jo shakhs har wqt bawuzu rahega ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.

2-ALLAH ki khushi bap ki khushi me or nrazgi bap ki nrazgi me he.

3-Sood or haram kamai khany wale ki dua qabool nhi hoti.

4-Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.

5-Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhny wale or janat k drmyan sirf maut he.

6-ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta he jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata he.

Naya Saal Ki Dua

Na Koi ranjj ka lamha kisi k paas aye … !
Khuda krey ke naya saal sab ko raas aye .

Eid me Din Baki

Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho,
wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>))>))

FARAZ In Bakra Mandi

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai.

RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay hain

Rishte Aur Raste

Rishte or  Raste
..zindagi k do pehlo hein kbi kbi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hein..
or
..kbi kbi raston pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate Hen..!!
..Ksi ko rishte raas ajatay hein or ksi ko raste..!
..faraq bus etna hai ,rastoo kay dukh bardasth ho jatay hein rishto k nahi..!

Gud Morning

Have a smile day

Good Morning !!

My dear friends have a smile day

Life is All About

We Love Ourself Even After Making So Many Mistakes
Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Mistaks?
Life is all about Love &Care.

Yeh Udaas Shamein

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai ko aisa urooj bakhshti hein Mohsin….!!
Ky mujhy phir wohi, ik wohi, bas wohi, shaks yaad aata hy….

Sign of Pretty Face

A dimple is a sign of pretty face!

A smile is a sign of joy!

A hug is a sign of love!

& A friend like ME in ur life,

Well! Thats a sign of ur Good choice..;-D

ALLAH Miya Kehna

Question:
Kia ALLAH MIYA kehna jaaiz Hai?

Answer

Lafz “MIYA” K urdu mei 3 meangs nikalte hen.

1. SHOHAR

2. DALAL

3. SARTAAJ

Aur ALLAH k liye koi b aesa lafz istamaal krna munasab Nhi? hamesha ALLAH TALA ya ALLAH PAK kahna chahiye…

80% log is msg ko forward nahi karte

ALLAH PAK frmata hy agar tum apne logon k samne mujhe Rad kroge to me tumhen apni nazar me rad kar dunga.,

Plz forward. dil khol kr snd kro

Sawar Jayegi Zindagi

Kuch Armaan Kabhi To Pure Honge
Jab Tere Haatho Mein Mere Haath Honge,
Sawar Jayegi Zindagi Us Din Jab Tere
Pyar Mein Abaad hum Honge..!!

Same Friend in All Age

Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.

Shakespeare Quotes on Life

Shakespear said: “Don’t expect the circumstances to be always in ur

favour because
this world has not been created for you alone.”

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye
Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye
Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte
Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar:

Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur  ko Lahore chor aaunga

2Admi:woh Q?

kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!

Never Grow up

Why Does CUPID Never Grow Up . . .?

Because It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.

And

Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?

To Remind Us That True Love Hurts.

Seeny Se Laga Ke Kaha Kerti Thi

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Best Way Broken Heart

Best way to not get your heart broken,

is prtend you dont have one

Charlie Sheen

Nazdiqiyan Hone Chaye

Relationship me Nazdiqiyan honi chahiye
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Space toh Hard-Disk mein bhi hoti hai.

asar ki namaz

Hadis , nabi pak (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam ) ne famaya:

“Jis Shaqs ki ASAR ki NAMAZ jati rahi ,

Goya USKA GHAR_BAAR LOOT liya gaya.”

Tumhari Aankhain

Tumhari aankhain

Ajeeb si kashish teri aankhon mai hai

Chaand si ek ravish teri aankhon mai hai

Jaane Konsi tapish teri aakhon mai hai

That Looks Tasty

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see
an egg come out of a chicken’s butt and think,
“That looks tasty, I’m gonna eat that”.

tangdsti ki shikyat

Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW)

se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to APP (SAW)

Ne farmya:-

“TUM JAB  GHAR MEI DAKHIL HONE LAGO TO PEHLE SALAM

KARO KHAWA GHAR MEIN KOI HO YA NA HO ,

PHIR MUJH PAR DAROOD BHEJO

AUR AIK DAFA SURAH IKHLAS PERHO ”

US SHAKS NE  AISA HE KIYA TO

ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski

rozi mein khushadgi bulke uske hamsaye

aur rishtedar bhee faizuab huey.

NOTE:- “hadese-pak-ka phelna sadaq-e-jaria he”.

Dost ke bewafai – funny sms

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

Beqarari Meri Dekh

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

Girlfriend ke Birthday

Boy: Kal Meri Grl4nd ka Birthday h Uske Hath m kya Gift du?

Dost: Apna de de

boy: Mazaaq Mat kAr kOi Bari Cheez Bata.

Dost: TO Mera de de…!!

Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Sheikh on his death time

A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

Umar ka Ek Dilnashin Hisa

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey

Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

Shakista Dil

Chalo choro jany do in shakista dil ki aahu ko, MOHSIN….
Agar kisi ko ehsas hota to wo bikharny hi kyn deta…

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

kuch ansu

Kuch ansu hotay hain jo bahay nahi jatay
Kuch ghum hotay hain jo chupayae nahi jatay

BAAT aik yeh kehni hai app say

Kuch dost app jaisay hotay hain jo BHULAYE nahi jatay

From: Anil Albert

Honey you are Everything

I Promised you once, I promise you twice,

This love will never end that i feel so deep inside,

I loved you yesterday and even more today

And I never want this feeling to go away,

Honey you are my Everything. I Love You.

Teacher broke the signal

A teacher broke the traffic signal

Police officer arrested her

Teacher: please let me go “I am a teacher”
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Police officer: “oh ho i have waited this moment the whole year”

Now write 10000 times that “I WILL NEVER Do this again”

Are U Bandr

U r BANDR!
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc

Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!

But it hurts

May be i donot cry, but it hurts.

May be i wont say but i feel.

May be i donot show but i care

Tere Neend Urr Jaye

Tujhy kya khabar k mere dil
mein kitna pyar he tere liye dost
Jo kr do bayan to tujhy neend sy nafrat ho jaye.

Funny Husband Wife Sms

Why husbands avoid questions!!!

WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!

WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’

HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.

WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

‘WIFE: ‘You would?
‘HUSBAND: …..?

WIFE: ‘Would u live in our house
HUSBAND: Sure its a great house.

WIFE: Wud u sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:’Were else wud v sleep?

WIFE:’Wud u let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, its almost new

WIFE: Wud u replace my pictures wd hers?
HUSBAND: dat wud seem like the proper thing to do

WIFE: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No Im sure she’d wnt her own

WIFE: Wud she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No her size is 6

WIFE: -silence-HUSBAND: ‘shit

Pathan Apni Bv Se

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

Muhabbat kero to

Muhabbat karo to Milne ki justaju mat rakhna…,

Yaaaroo 😛

Muhabbat khatam ho jati he…

magr jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta hy..

Wapda light controler

Wapda light controler:
“Niyat krta hun ma 2

ghante light le jane ki

Wasty apni hakomat k

Zulum gareb awam per

Hath mera switch ki taraf

Lay fir O gai …”

Just Walk Beside Me

Dont walk behind me;
I may not lead.

Dont walk in front of me;
I may not follow.

Just walk beside me and be my friend

Cause of your happiness

“The 1st person in the morning & the last person at the night u think about,
Is either the cause of ur happiness or the cause of ur pain”

Best Moments

Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatthy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Aajzi se rehna

Aaj Ki Ek Achi Baat
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Zameen K Uper Aajzi Se Rehna Seekh Lo Taa K Zameen K Neechy Skoon Se Reh Sko !

Mothers Day Wishes & Gifts

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

“Mom”.

Khwab Mukammal Na Huwa

Aik He Masla Zindagi Bhar Hal Na Hua . . .

Neend Poori Na Hui, Khuwaab Mukammal Na Huwa….!!

Sometimes The Heart Sees

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Love Me Or Hate Me

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I will always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I will always be in your mind.

Seven true facts

Seven so true facts about women:

1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY!

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear!

4. Although they never have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully!

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them!

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don’t believe them;);)

Storms Make Oaks Take Roots

Storms make oaks take roots.

Saans me yaad

Tum AaJ Har Saans Ke Sath

Yaad Aa Rahey H0…!

Ab tm Hi Bta0

teri Yaad0n K0 R0uK Du

Ya Apni Sans0n K0 R0uK L0un..!

Good ni8

Life Become Less

Life today has become so ‘LESS’;

Our phone: Cordless

Cooking: Fireless

Food: Fatless

Dress: Topless

Youth: Jobless

Leaders: Shameless

Govt: Hopeless

Job: Thankless

Police: Clueless

Policies: Aimless

Labor: Effortless

Conduct: Worthless

Relations: Meaningless

Attitude: Careless

Feelings: Heartless

Education: Valueless

Arguments: Baseless

Future: Directionless

and

Still Our Expectations are ENDLESS!!!

Hav a cup of tea sugarless

Kamyabi ke liye Dua

Hum to Sirf kamyabi ki dua krte rahe Apne DOST K liye

Ay khuda Tu ne to usy itna masroof kr diya

k us ne hmara hal puchna hi chor diya

Your Presence

Strannge reality

When Your Absence Doesn’t Alter Someone’s Life Then Your Presence Has No Meaning In Their life.

Funny Sardar Sms

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ” 😉

Submit By: Umer (03006662430)

Pathan Scientist Concluded

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Happy Eid Sms 2011

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(‘”) _.-“”-._
(‘”) (,,/,,,)
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WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY
EID MUBARAK
REGARDS,

Sub Say Bura Waqt

“Sub Sy Bura Waqt Wo Hai, Jb Hmare Ghusy Aur Narazgi K Khauf Sy, Waldain Apni Zaroorat Aur Naseehat Byan Karna Chor Detey Hain

Sardar Is Selected For The Job

Interviewer: Let me check your English…Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja….chup ho ja….chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh….bolta rah….bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected…bale bale

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

A Ring Is Round

A ring is round
and has no end
and thats how long
i will be your friend

Awesome Kisses

If kisses could be sent in writing,
you wud be reading this msg with ur lips…

pathan and ricksha wala

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

Agr Aap Metric Inter BA

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
SASURAL Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Jab Chalay Thay

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

“faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista besharmo ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u Friendx 😉

Jab glass toote

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ?

Crush.. ?? No!

Crish.. ?? No!

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar!
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai

TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE,

kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..:p :O 😀 😀

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

Memories are Sweet

“Distances” are not a matter, When the memories are sweet…

Special people are never forgotten, B’cz they remain in Heart Beats.”

Jab cheezo ko bhool jao

Rasool (S.A.W.W) ne faramya:

jab tum kisi cheez ko bhool jao to mujh per durood parho,

INSALLAH yaad a jaye gi

Aur farmaya: jo kisi pershani me ho wo mujh per darood perhe

Difference between Mothers and Girlsfriends

Q: What is the difference between Mothers and Girlfriends tears??
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A Classic Answer
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Mothers tears EFFECT Our HEART

and

Girlfriends tears EFFECT Our POCKET 😀

Message from His Neighbour

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

Ajab Hai RASAM-E-ULFAT Ay

ajab hai

RASAM-E-ULFAT ay

FARAZ

dil hamara hai magar
IKHTIAR
kisi aur ka hai…

Mohabbat Ki Nazar

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hain Jin Se Kuch Taaluq Ho.
Har Shakhs Mohabbat Ki Nazar Se Dekha Nhi Jata.

Greatest gift to anyone

The greatest gift you can gift to

someone is a generator.

-Ibrahim Lineman

Donkey In Track Suit

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…”

Dard Mohabbat Ki

Wohi mehsoos krte hain saza dard-e-muhabat ki

Jo apni zaat se barh kr kisi se pyar krte hain

Break Heart

Before You Break Someone’s Heart,

Make Sure That You Are Not In It…

Deadly weap0n

Which deadly weap0n is made by combining Tungsten (W), Iodine (I) and Iron (Fe)?

WIFe 😛

Angrezi Yadain

“(Angrezi Yadain)”

Mere aangan mein Kbi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.

Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Dil Ki heartbeat b tere sath suna Krty thy,

AaJ wo mehfil mein stranger bnay bethey haIn.

Jo Kabi muJey apni life Kaha Krty thy.

Ab trasti hain teri deed Ko Eyes,

IK period tha hm roz mila Krty thy..!

Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna

Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna

Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna

Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye

Khaloos-e-dil se “DUAON” Main Yaad Rakhna.

Ghafil Raha Namaz Say

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Forward 2 All muslims b4 its late 2 send

Duniya me agar Girls

duniya me agar girls na ho to
road sunsan
market viran
na janu na jaan
na koi girl frand ke liye parechan
bus namaz or quran
and
all boys direct
jannat vich tamam

When You Shout

Have you ever noticed that in Pakistan when you shout

OYE khotya
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About 10 people turn around for confrmation :/ 😀

November ko December Ko

Arz kiya hai . . . .!
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Kya January Kya February Hum Kya

Karein November ko December ko…!!

Jab Tum Saath Hi Nahi Humarey

AaG LaG Jaaye Is Calender Ko…!!

Enjoy ur Settings

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..:)

&

God has decided a perfect Time,to make u meet that person..

Till then

Enjoy ur own settings;-)

hayat-e-khizar

jo milay hayat-e-khizar mujhe..

aur usay main sarf-e-sana karun..

TERA shukr phir bhi ada naa ho..

TERA shukr kaise ada karun..

TERE lutf ki koi hadh nahin..

ginoon kis tarha k adad nahin..

main bohat hi aajiz-o-be-nawa..

TERE agay meri bisaat kia..

main kaha karun TU suna kare..

TU diya kare main liya karun..

TERE dar pe kham rahe sar mera..

TERI rehmaton main guzar mera..

koi bhool ho to maaf kar..

mujhe bakhsh de jo khata karun…!

Ameen..

Great Motivational Phrase

Great Motivational Phrase….!!

Main Janta Hon
K Main
Kuch Tou Hon,

Q K!

Mera ALLAH
Koi Bhi Cheez Bekar Nahi Banata..!!

W0RlD IS MINE

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Rishto’n Ki Rassi

Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Me Paida Hone Wale Sawalon Ka Jawaab B
Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay.

So b careful.

We Have Known Each Other

We have known each other by chance,
Became friends by choice,
Still friends by decision,
and when we say Friends Forever,
Thats definitely a lifetime Promise

2 Lovers In K.F.C

“2 lovers in K.F.C”
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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“naan tikki” mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Zindagi me Kuch

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily

Qatra ab ahtjaj kary bhi to kia mily.

Drya jo lg rhe the, Samandr se ja mily..

Hr shakhs dorta hai yahan bhir ki trf

Phr ye bhi chahta hai usy rasta mily

Us aarzo ne tamasha bna dia

JO bhi mily hmari trf daikta mily

Duniya ko dusro ki nazar se na dikhiye…

Chahry na parh ske to katabo mein kia mily…

Es dor-e-monsfi mein zrori nhi hai josh….

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily…

Kala Billa

Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or

Kala Billa

Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K

Kala Billa

B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen,
Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen,
Inhi Me Ulfat
Inhi Me Nafrat

Sawab Aankhen
Azab Aankhen.

Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki Shokhi

Kbhi Sarapa Hijab Aankhen.

Kbhi Chhupaati Hn Raaz Dil K

Kbhi Hn Dil Ki Kitab Aankhen.

Kisi Ny Daikhi To Jheeel Jaisi

Kisi Ny Payeen Saraab Aankhen.

Woh Aaye To Log Mujh Se Bolay

Hazoor Aankhen Janab Aankhen.

Ajeeb Tha Guftagu Ka Aalam

Sawal Koi Jawab Aankhen.

Yeh Mast Mast be-Misal Ankhen

Nashy Se Hr Dam Nidhal Ankhen.

Uthain To Hosh-o-Hawaas Cheenen

Giren To Kr Dain kamal ankhen.

Koi Hai Inn K Karam Ka Talib

Kisi Ka Shook-e-Wisal Ankhen

Quite Dificult 2 Pick

It’s Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg Wen u r in Romantic Mood

But

It’s Quite Dificult 2 Pick Up A “Bori Of Atta” Of Weight 20 Kg

Wen Mother orders;-)

Mere hathon mein

Yeh na samajh ke bichri hoon tou bhol gayi hoon tujhe
Tere hathon ki khushboo mere hathon mein aaj bhi hai.

Friend is Better

A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.

Larka Larki ke father se

Modern shaadi

Larka larki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.

Father: Q? Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.. 😀

Zor zor se chillate hoe

College k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha, Usey Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,
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Pappu Ne Dekha aur zor zor Se Chillate Huye bhaga

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kal chutti hai…

Bilkul Free

Free
Freee
Freeeee
Bilkul Freeee…!!

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Pakistan Mæ Saans Lena bilkul Free
jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna

is pe B TAX Lag jaye ga.;)

Saddion Ka Taaulq

Dukh Dard say, Saddion ka Taaulq hai hamara

Aankhoon Ke Udaasi hamain Virsay main mili hai

Which Laptop do u have

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !
And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.

Jaan Se Aziz Log

Majboriyon K Daor Mein, Jaan Se Aziz Log

Dagha Na Bhi Dain To Badal Zaror Jate Hain……….!!

Thank Allah Moment By Moment

Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments-SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

Kisi or ka

Teri yaad ne kabhi tanha hone na diya,

Tere ehsaas ne kabhi rone na diya,

Teri dosti main itna pyar mila,

Jis ne mujhe kisi or ka hone na diya.

Oper ko uthay

!*PANI*!

Oper ko uthay to”BHAP”
Oper se gry to “BARISH”
Jam k gry to
“OLA”
Gir k jamy to
“BRF”
paty pe giry to
“SHBNAM”
paty se niklay to
“Arq”
ankh se nikly
“Ashk”
bhy to
“Drya”
Hazrat Ismail k qdmon talay nikly to
“ZAMZAM”
Sarkar ki unglion se nikly to
“kousar”
or jahan band ho jae to
“KARBALA”…

Height Of Flirting

Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with the title as ‘To Whom So Ever It May Concern’.

Islamic Quotes

Never a weakness that He can’t fillNever a weakness that He can’t fill,
Never a sickness that He can’t heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD’s care

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Kabhi Wo Khafa Kabhi Mein kahafa

“Yunhi runjashon mein guzar gaye…!
“Kbi wo khafa…! “kbi mein khafa…!
“Chahton k morr per kbi wo ruka…!
“kbi mein ruka…!
“Wohi rasty…! “wohi manzlien…!
“Na usy khabar…!
“Na mujhy pata…!
“Apni apni ana mein gum
“Kbi wo juda…!
“Kbi mein juda…!”

personality in colour

Define my personality in colour:

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1.Red

(2 much friendly)

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2.Green

(rude n rubbish)

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3.Orange

(jolly n loving)

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4.White

(shy n simple)

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5.Black

(sincere n possesive)

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6.Blue

(proud n sensitve)

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7.Purple

(nice n great)

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8.Brown

(dull n boring)

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9.Pink

(beautiful nd nice in nature)

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Reply must.

The Will To Win

The will to win,
the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential…
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

khusi ka ek MEHMAN

*.*__?____*.¤
.*/_____/?*.*Har ghar mai do “DASTAK”

Ke khusi ka ek or “MEHMAN”aa raha hai

“MUBARAK”ho aap ko bhi ke
“MAHE-E-RAMZAN” araha hai.

Zakhmo ke Nishan

Udas kar k mujhe khud bhi pareshan hai bohut,

kehny ko wo mery kareeb hai bohat lekin,

faslay ab tak humaray darmiyan hain bohat,

wo naye zakhmo k nishan na dekh payega,

dil pay pichlay zakhmo k nishan hain bohat,

beach bhawar say bhi nikal kar kia mila,

khamosh sahilo par tufan hain bohat,

main naa bhi chahoon to chali aati hai,

teri yadain mujh par meharban hain bohat.

Add Wife Have Life

If you marry one woman,

she will fight with u

But if you marry with 2 women

They will fight for u.

Think different Add Wife Have life 😉

When U Start Ur Day

When u start ur day
Keep 3 words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
Gud Morng dost

Tere Jatay Hi

Aafatain Jaise Intizaar mein Thin
Tere Jatay Hi Sab ne Ghair Liya.

Lutf ho mehsahar mein

ya Lutf Ho Mehshar Main, Shikwe Main Keye Jaao

Woh Hans Kay Yeh Farmayen Dewana Hai Dewana

Dosti hamesha rahay

Dosti hamesha rahay ye ,DUA, ki jiye ga Hai takaza

wafa ka wafa kijiye gaAur to kuch nahi mangtay

hum ap seJub uthao haath to hamare liye bi ,DUA, kijiye ga

Choota Sa Ek Lafz Tumhari

Choota sa ek lafz Tumhari
Kitna payara lagta hai.
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Dil main Khushion ki na jane
Kitne Phool Khilata hai.
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Pheeky se Be-Kaif se din main
Shookhi k Rang sajata hai.
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Jab EID k din ek Card mile.
Us par hun Surkh Gulab bany.
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Jis ki andar sab se neeche
Likhne wali ne likha ho.
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Tum ko dil se chahne wali.
Sirf TUMHARI
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Tab chota sa aik lafz Tumhari
Kitna payara lagta hai..

Khoon Is Dauor Men

Gar Yehi Haal Raha Saaqi Tery Maekhano Ka.!

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Dher Lag Jaega Toote Hue Paimano Ka.!

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Qahat Dunya Men Hay Ab Ayse Musalmano Ka..

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Zor Jo Tor Diya Karte Thy Tufaano Ka.!

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Koi KHALID he

Na TARIQ He

Na He ibn-e-QASIM.

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Raasta Saaf He Barhte Hue Shetano Ka.

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Jis Jaga Chaho Jahan Chaho Baha Do Is Ko.

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Khoon Is Dauor Men Sasta He MUSLMANO Ka..!

Good Relationship Is like A Tree

GooD Relationship iS LikE a TREE
iT DemanDs
AttenTion & CaRe
iN ThE Beginning,
BuT
oNce iT BLoSsomS,
iT PRovides
Shade & PRotectioN iN aLL SituaTions oF LiFe.

Nigahain Mileen

Do Nigahain Mileen
Mil k Phir Jhuk Gaeen
Jhuk K Phir Uth Gaeen
Waqat Tham Sa Gaya
Hosh Bhi Kho Gaey
Faslay!
Aik Lamhay Mein Teh Ho Gaey
Phir Achanak Nigahain
Juda Ho Gaeen
Ye Besaarat Unhain
Dhondti Reh Gaee
Aur Us Waqat Say Haal Bechain Hai
Ye Tha Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar
Kiss Qadar TAiz Ru….!
Kiss Qadar Mukhtasir..!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinNU Rider

Happy 23 March Independence Day Sms

Kis Mein Himmat Hai Hmari Perwaaz Mein Khalal Dalay,
Hum Paroon Se Nahi Hosloon Se Urra Kerte Hain.

*23MARCH*

HAPPY RESOLUTION DAY

Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt

kiya lagya FARAZ..

Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,

faqat ik Dhamaky se… 😀

Khushi ke mare

Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband: ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

Bin Sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti

Bin Sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti,

Suraj Dobey Bina Raat Nahi Hoti,

Kya Kare Ab Kuch Ayse Halaat Hain,

Apki Yad Aaye Bina Din Ki Sheruat Nahi Hoti.

Good Morning… Have a Nice Day

Value Of Relation

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Fall in love

Dear heart,

Next time you want to fall in love,

make sure you also listen to my head.

Sincerely, Tired of getting hurt

How Big Your House is

No matter how big your house is,
how flashy your car is,
how expensive your clothes are..
Our graves will all be the same size…!

Shak ki Inteha

Shak ki Inteha
Shohar:
Darling I will love you for the next 1000 years
Biwi:
Uss k baad kon si maa k pass janey ka irada hai

Funny Eid Sms 2011

1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han
Sch sch batao

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IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?

Apni FIQAR Kr

IBN E MAS00D (R*A) Frmaty Hain

Bandy K Gunagar Hony K Liye Itna Kafi Hy

Jab Us Sy Kaha Jaye

ALLAH Sy Daro To Wo Kahy

Tu Apni FIQAR Kr.

Mera 1 jumla

“INTRESTING YADAIN”

TELL ME?

Mera 1 jumla?

Jo Apko aksar yaad Aata ho or aap muskura daity hon..?

Frwd it all frnds n get cool replies.

But rply me must..

Mohabbat ke pyase

Teri Mohabbat Ke Pyase The To Hath paila Diya Warna

Hum To wo Khudgrz Hain Jo Khud Ki Zindagi Ke Liye Bhi Dua Nahi Karte

Aik dorsay ke wastay

EIK DOSRAY KY WASTAY DONO BANAY

WASI

GULDAN MERA DIL TRI YAAD PHOOL HAI

Depth of My Heart

One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave.
My Real Home.
Nobody can meet me,
I’ll b all alone.
My parents can’t come to help me.
I’ll b afraid of dark.
But,
Ur prayers may lighten my grave.
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year’s mistakes in this Holy month of Ramzan If I have ever hurt you I’m saying sorry from depth of my heart and soul. Please accept my apology.
Regards…

Eid Gifts 2012

Aziz Dosto: Main aj se Baqaida Elaan karte hon

K Main ne Eid Gifts Dosti k Tohfay,

Cash Cheque
Sweets Mobile Cards
Perfumes Waghera

Qabool karne ka Aaghaz kar diya hai,

To Dair na Karain Rash Se Bachain. Jaldi Karain Waqt Bachaain.

maa poetry sms

Jb b merey DIL ki MASJID me teri yaadon ki azaan hoti hai MAA…

Main apney hi aansuon se wazu kr k terey jeeney ki dua krta hoon..!

Tarz e zindagi

HaaLat-E-Faqeeri Mein dkH Kr iTna heraAn KyOn hO

SAzA

Tera AndaZ-E-WAFa bAdal Gya, AUr Mera TarZ-E-ZndGi

justaju me hon

Main kisi aisi jagah ki justaju me hon

… “MOHSIN” …

Jahan gehri tanhai to ho

Par ehsas-e-tanhai na ho….

A Dirty joke

Do U Want To Hear A Dirty Joke?
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Are You Sure?
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Ok, Here You Go…
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A White Horse Fell In The Mud.:-)

Ankhon ki masti hai

Bohat Pur Lutf Rishta Hai Nigahon Ka Nigahon Se

Meri Ankhon Ki Hasrat Mein, Teri Ankhon Ki Masti Hai

Teacher Pathan Say

Teacher pathan say:
Alama Iqbal k is shair ki tashri kro

“KHOL ANKHaIN ZAmin dAIKH FALAK DAIKH FIZA DAIKH,
MASHRIQ SE UBHrty HVA SURAJ KO ZRa DAIKH”

Pathan; is shair mai Alama Iqbal kahty hain k

“GOOD MORNING” 😛

Difference Between School And College

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. 😉 😛 😀

hadees related to jannat

kisi ne HAZUR (SAW) sy

pucha , jannat kitni door hai?

SARKAR ny farmay , JANNAT 2 QADAM per hai

PEHLA qadam NAfs par rakho ,

DOSRA jannat mei ho ga

Live with Character

you may fall iN love with the beauty of some oNe

but remember,

fiNally u have to live with the character,

Not with beauty.

Lamk lamk ke

Sardar:

Interveo deny gaia,

Officer:

Tmhari talem keia,

Sardar:

L . L . K . M . P .

Officer:

Ye kon’c digri he,

Sardar:

Lamk làmk k metrik pas.

Adat se ker de

Sirf Main Hi Tham Sakon Hath UsKa Mjh Per Tu Itni Inayat Si Kr De..

Wo Reh Na Paye Ik Pal Bi Mere Bina Aye Khuda Tu UsKo Meri Aadat Si Kr De

Ek Couple Date Pe Tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga =P

is line me khade rehna warna

Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.

1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r

1 me wo jo nhi darte.

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.

Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.

Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.

Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!

Toheen Muhabbat Ki

Unhain bewafa jo bolun tou toheen hai muhabat ki

Wo sarasar nibha rahay hain wafa ko idhr udhr.

Happy propose day

1 ladka Dusre Ladke Se
Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya??
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Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:
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Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai..
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Na Tumhari Hai..
Na Hamari Hai..
Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O 😀 😀
Happy propose day…;)

Tere Khwab Ka Lalach

Bari Mushkil Se Khud Ko Sulaya Hai Main Ne,
Apni Ankhon Ko Tere Khwab Ka Lalach De Ker.

Are You Hungry

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.

Make ker ke

Ab to larkian rat main b make-up kr k soti hain

FARAZ

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Koi dekhy na dekhy SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA..!

Kaamp Uthi Hoon

Kaamp uthti hoon main yeh soch kar tanhayi mein,
Mere chehrey pe tera naam na parrh le koi..

attend ur wedding

Only true friends stand wid u during bad times of ur lyf..

So..

I “—–” here by, promise that I will definitely attend ur wedding…. 😀

Have a great Year

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

char zero aik sath

TEST

Ager ap sy kaha jaye k,

“char zero aik sath”

likh k dikhain
To ap kaisy likhain gy?

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Aisy?

G nai

4017

Puttar parhya kar.

Art Of Rest

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

“It is The Art Of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired” 😛

Na waqt itna

Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kiya jaye..,
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Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye..,
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Na jane konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne..,
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Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye…..:-(
Haal-E- Students!
Phir bhi “Ä££ ì$ //Ell”

Mokhtasir lafzon main

Mokhtasir lafzon main ab ye hy meezaaj-e-ishq unka
Mohsin
Raabta to hay
Laykin ,wasta koi nahi.

Halat e sadgi

Itne ghor se Na dekh Meri

Halat-E-sadgi ko

bikhre howe log Aksar isi Haal me hote hyn.

Ramzan Ki Judai

” Dekho Kia Aajib Sa Sama Ho Raha Hai
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Ramzan Ki Judai Mein Aasman Bhi Ro Raha Hai ”

“Alwida Alwida Mah E Ramzan ” ALWIDA

Aik Baar Wo Keh De

Kaash k Ab ik baar Wo ye keh de..

Aao k main Tanha hoon,
Tumhari qasam,
Tumhari tarha,
Tumhary liye.

Weakest Point

Golden Quote by Abraham Lincoin:

“If Friendship is your Weakest point,

then you are the Strongest person in the World”luv u frndz.

Best Message For All Women

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone s house will be bigger. Someone will drive a better car. Someone will earn more. Someone will travel more. Just let it go. Take care of yourself. Love yourself and your circumstances. The prettiest, slimmest woman in the world may have sadness in her heart. The most highly favored woman in your office may not be able to have children. The richest woman you know may have the car, the house, and the clothes – but might be very lonely. So, love yourself. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself “I am too blessed to be stressed.” Be well. Be happy. Be blessed.  Send this to all of the wonderful strong women you know..

DASS LE

1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE

SANP BOLA : kya dass loon?? Me khud in sy zeher ka

“EASY-LOAD”

krwane aaya hoon.

Meaning Of Love

Love :
Its not the “presence” of something which brings “meaning” to life, but its the
way that “someone” touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Dawar-e-hashar

Dawar-e-hashar! mujhay teri kasam,
umer bhar menay ibadat ki hay,
tu mera nama-e-aimaal tu dekh,
menay insan sy muhabbat ki hay….!

lov u awl my lovable idiots

Frends are da cutest, lovable idiots in dis world!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant

But

At da same time,
they will demand a treat for Dying:D
lov u awl my lovable idiots

COLLEGE ki MiSS

Bara mushkil hai COLLEGE ki MiSS se pyar karna

MohsiN

Love letter bheja tha

Sign kr k 3 star de diya..(‘.’)

<))>dekh yar!

_/?¿ Assignment Thori thi…

Muje Apna Mobile Dedo

Girl:
Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
Boy:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
Wadi Ai Chlako.

Urdu Chand Raat Mubarak

Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay,
Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay,

Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari,
Aap eid k chand Raat ki tarah jagmagatay raho.

Chand Raat MUBARAK

Rehmat Sy mayos na Hona

Aye Kuda

jb bi tera aasmaan dekhta hun os mein basa ek jahan dekhta hun

Na jany kitney he jahanon ki sair krta hun

khol kr jb tera QURAN dekhta hun

tery ehsaah kitney hain bandon py

jb b surah rehmaan dekhta hun

Tu to kehta hai RAG-E-JAAN sy b hun MAIN qareeb

Phir pareshan kiun aj ka insan dekhta hun

0s ki rehmat sy kbi mayos na hona aye dost

Tujh py main OS ki rehmat k nishan dekhta hun

To Phr Aj Q Wo Tanha

Us ne to kaha tha k hr barish me hm sath sath bheegain gy…

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To phr Aj Q wo tanha, main tanha, aur ye barish tanha..

Nasha Mohabbat Aur Sharab Ka

Nasha Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka

Hosh Dono Main Kho Jata Hai,

Fark Sirf Itna Hai.

Sharab Sula Deti Hai,

Aur Mohabat Rula Deti Hai..

Gud morning frindss:-)

Shiddat e talab

Shiddat-E-taLaB se Mujhe Chaha, Mujhe Apnaya 0r apNa kr Chh0rr Gaya…..!!!!

Kitni Mehnat ki Us shaks ne,SirF Ek diL Dukha Ne ke Liye……!!!!

Meera 2 Shopkeeper

Meera 2 Shopkeeper: Aap k paas Calculator hai?

Shopkeeper: CASIO?

Meera: Mai theek hn, aap sunaayen? 😀

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

6 khobsorat AAHADEES

1-Jo shakhs har wqt bawuzu rahega ALLAH uski rozi kushada farmaega.

2-ALLAH ki khushi bap ki khushi me or nrazgi bap ki nrazgi me he.

3-Sood or haram kamai khany wale ki dua qabool nhi hoti.

4-Jis ne apni namazon ki fikar chordi ALLAH ne uski fiqr chordi.

5-Hr Farz Namaz k bad AYAT-UL-KURSI parhny wale or janat k drmyan sirf maut he.

6-ALLAH us shaks ko abad krta he jo Hadis sun k dosron tak pohnchata he.

Rooz Saza Deta Hai

wo kaisa shakhs hai k her roz saza deta hay
phir hansata hay wo itna k bhula deta hay

kabi jo ro day to mujko b bhool jata hay
aur phir bhool k mujko b rula dayta hay

us say poochon k bata kis say muhabat hay tumhai
Naam sargoshi main mera hi suna dayta hay

khud he kehta hai na dohraon purani yadain
main na dohraon to phir khud he suna deta hay

khud he likhta hai k jazbat main halchal na karo,
aur phir khud he nayee aag laga deta hay

Cat VS Elephant

CAT: tumhari kya umer hy

ELEPHANT: 5 year

CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho

ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.

Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon wala.

or tumhari kya umer hai?

CAT: I am 30 years.

ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti nazar aati ho.

CAT: Ponds(cream) lagati hun.

Barrhti umar jese tham c gayi hy 😉

Depth of My Heart

One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave.
My Real Home.
Nobody can meet me,
I’ll b all alone.
My parents can’t come to help me.
I’ll b afraid of dark.
But,
Ur prayers may lighten my grave.
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year’s mistakes in this Holy month of Ramzan If I have ever hurt you I’m saying sorry from depth of my heart and soul. Please accept my apology.
Regards…

Neimaton Ka Shukar

MAYUS WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Pe “Yaqeen” Nhin Rkhta.

Aur

MEHROOM WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Ki Di Hui Be Shumar Neimaton Ka Shukar Ada Nhin Krta.

Garz Howi To Pyar Kiya

Jab Garz Howi Tab Payaar Kiya,

Jab Waqt Mila Tab Yaad Kiya,,,

Ab Or Haqiqat Kaya Likhon Is Doar K Mukhlis Yaaron Ki..!

Pholon Ke Kaghaz Per

Yadon ki Barsat Lie

Duaon ki Soghat Lie

Dil ki Gehrayi Sey

Chand ki Roshanai Sey

Pholon Ke Kaghaz Par

Ap Ke Lie Sirf 3 Lafz

Happy Valentine Day

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D

😉

Outside is so pleasant

Look Outside

Its So Pleasant!

Sun Smiling For You

Trees Dancing For You

Birds Singing For You

Because I Requested Them All To Wish You

**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Tujhe chor dein ge

Har Baar Na Kaha Kar K Tujhe Chor Dein Ge Hum

Na Hum Itny Aam Hein Na Ye Tery Bas Ki Baat Hai.

Geo Pakistani girls

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai

Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta

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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… 😀

Geo Pakistani grls :p

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

Sad for being single

I am not sad for being single
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Rather im sad for the girl who is
single bcoz of me
Bichari bhatak rahi hogi darr badar

900 chuhe khake billi

Teacher Fill in the blank 900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.

Sardar 900 chuhay kha k bili holi holi chali.

Teacher oye tenu pata nei eda ki jawab ay?

Sardar Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya A tusi mere master ho

Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nei sakdi ! ! !

Me te fer v holi holi tor diti Ay…

Lifes Critical Decision

Dont make lifes critical decision on the basis of your mood.
A mood is a dangerous state of mind
because it can crush reason under the weight of feeling.

Wafa ka Andaaz

unki wafa ka andaaz kuch elag hai….

aqeel___

kuch pal yaad kia aur bhool gy humain

Rooh Men Khushbu Ki Tarha

Khushbu tha Magar nazuk pholoon ki trha tha…..
Ek Shakhs Andheroon Men Ujaloon Ki trha tha…..
Khuwabon Ki trha tha Na Khyaloon Ki trha tha…….
Wo Ilm-e-Ryazi K Sawaloon Ki Tarha tha…..
Uljha Huwa Aisa K Kabhi Hal Ho Nahi Paya……
Suljha Huwa Aisa K Missaloon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Mil to Gaya Tha Magar Apna He Muqaddar…..
Shatranj Ki Uljhi Huwi Chaalon Ki Tarha Tha…..
Wo Rooh Men Khushbu Ki Tarha Ho Gaya Tehleel……
Jo Door Bohat Chand K Haloon Ki Tarha tha……

An American Family

An American Family
Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff between Potentially & reality?

Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million $?

Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million $?

Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy!

Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, shahruk khan for 1 million $?

Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: u see son, Potentially we r sittin
wid 3 million $, but in Reality we r living wid 2 prostitutes & 1
gay..!!!! 😀

Maar se Samjahti Nahi

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL – what is this ?

Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha …..;)

Momemts of Professional life

Momemts of Professional life:

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1. Most irritating moment:

Morning alarms

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2. Most dfficult task:

to find apropriate dress

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3. Most dreadful journey:

way to office

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4. Most lovely time:

Meeting friends

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5. Most tragic news:

Suddenly boss calls in office

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6. Most wonderful news:

Boss is absent Yahooooo!

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7. Most funny moment:

Boss cracks a joke & nobody laughs;-)

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8. Most happy moment:

Salary in hand.

Enjoy professional life!

Aansoo poetry

Likhna to tha ke khush hoon tere bager bhi,
Aansuu magar kalam se pehle hi girr gaye…

Good Morning

Pani ki Boond Pholon ko Mehka rhi hai,

Thandi Hawa Tazgi Jaga rhi hai,

Ho jao Ap bhi is mein Shamil,
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1 Pyari Si Subha Ap Ko Jaga rahi Hai.

beautiful Girl

“A Beautiful Girl cannot give you a Beautiful Future

ButA Beautiful Future can give you many Beautiful Girls”

(Hitler)

Submit By: nabeel

The Monkey In The Zoo

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .

Qadmon K Nishan

Ye Keh Kr Frishton Se Jannat Men Chala Jaon Ga

Apni MAA K Qadmon K Nishan Dhond Raha Hon…!!!

ALLAMA IQBAL

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity
One day some friends were walking down the beach..
One shouted,”Look at that dead bird!!”
All looked up at the sky and asked:”Where Where?

Dil Jeet Le Woh Jigar

Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..

funny teacher sms

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

Teri Muskaan

Teri MuSkaan, Tera LehJa,

Tere Masoom Se Alfaaz

KiYa KaHun BasS

BoHat YaaD Aaty Ho TuM.

Eid Mubarak to you

Eid Mubarak to you and your family.
May Allah shower His blessings upon you and your family.

Remember me in your prayer.

Dosti ka pyar

Hmko DOSTI ka pyar itna do k

had na ho, mgr eitbar b itna krna k

shak na Ho DOSTI itni sachi

krna k bewafai na ho or Dua bas itni krna k

kabi judai na ho

Rabi ul Awwal Month sms

…Dua…
Aae mere Allah iss “rabe ul awal” k pak mahine mein mere iss dost k ache naseeb ki raah main aane wali her rukawat ko asani main badal day, iss ki zindagi ko khushion se bhar de aur iss per aisa karam kar k sari kaaeynaat rashk karay, aur her dua zaban se nikalny se pehle qabool farma!!
beshak Tu her cheeze pe “QADIR” hai.
(Ameen)

Bacha Upset Q Hai

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

Tum Ap Hi Apny Daam Kaho

Har Fard Yahan Par Taajir Hai
Har Waqt Tijarat Hoti Hai
Tum Ap Hi Apny Daam Kaho
Chup K Nahi Sar-e-Aam Kaho
Kya Lo gy Apni Yari Ka
Kya Lo gy Tum Dildari Ka
Ghum khawar Bano Gy Kitny Main
Tum Pyar Krogy Kitny Main
Sub Jazby Mery Naam Karo
Hum Naam Tum Apna Daam Kaho
Phir Daam Chukaany Ki Khaatir
Hum Apna Daftar Kholen To
Hum Apni Jaib Tatolen To
Bas Pyar Mily Ga Thora Sa
Aazaar Mily Ga Thora sa
Ye Sikkay Yahan Kab Chalty Hain
Kya Udhaar Mily Ga Thora Sa?
Ye Duniya Be aitbari Ki
Ye Arz Hai Har Beyopari Ki
Chal Chor Tamana Jazbon Ki
Hum Khali Hath Hi Aye Thy
Chal Khali Hath Hi Jayen Hum.

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.

never lose 3 people,

libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

virgo, taurus,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.

never reject 3 people,

leo, gemini, aquarius

bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.

Bata ke so jatay

Muntazir Rehna BahOt Takleef Deta Hai,
Bata Kar Hi Soo Jatay Agar Sona Zarori Tha

I Need You

I dont need a diamond ring.

I dont need the best chocolates.

I dont need the most expensive fresh flower.

But all i need is

Your love.
Your care.
Your time.

And most importantly I need you.

Tear Burns

Fact: A tear burns Hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an EYE.
Crying some1 means ur gradually dying for some1

SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEAR……. 😀

Dard Ko Samjtay The

Jo Dost Dard Ko Samjtay Hein Wo Kabi

Dard Ki Waja Nhi Bantay,

Aur

Jo Dost Sachi Dosti krtay Hein

Wo Dard Sehna To Jantay hein

Par Dard Dena Nhi Jantey.

Love you Like

I am Not Perfect,

But I Know That,

You Will Never..

Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Ever,

Find Someone Like ME. . . and No One Can Love You Like The Way

I Do !!!

Allah se kaho

I LOVE U
Allah se kaho!
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho!
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho!
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho!
I HATE U
Gunaho se kaho!
I’M Muslim fakhr se kaho.

PIA Air Hostess

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aap Khana Khayen ge…?
Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….???

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Air Hostess:

YES or No.

Tumhari Akhri Wish

Judge: Tmhari akhri wish?

Mujrim:
Aap ki beti se shadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs,
USA ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,
7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
or men un sab ki shadi karwa dun us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.

Judge: Hahaha !! meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine nu.!

Search of Seat

In search of seat in train,

Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap?

Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . !
Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.

Bazar e Muhabbat

Her aik chor jata hai Bazar-e-Muhabbat Main

Bhar jaye jab Dil to loag Khilona badal liya kartay hain

Gunahoun Mein Guzri

Un ki tareef kia poochtey ho

Umar sari gunahoun mein guzri

Paarsa ban rahey hein wo aesey

Jesey ganga nahaye howey hein

Ishq mai kia tujhey hum batayen

Kis kadar chowt khaaye hoe hen

Khaak mujh me

“Khaak mujh me kamal rkha hai,

Mustafa ne sambhaal rAkha hai…,

Mere aibon pe

daal k parda,

Mujhe achhon me daal rakha hai,

Apne daman se kr k wabasta,

Hr musibat ko taal rakha hai,

Me to kab ka he marr gaya hota,

AAQA

tere tukron ne

paal rakha Hai.

Subhan ALLAH

Meri zindgi mera sath de

Meri zindagi mery sath chal

Tu tham k mera hath chal

Mery hath mein Tu hath de
Tu Umer bhar mera sath de

Tujy dekhna meri arzoo

Tujy sochna meri justjoo

Mujy din de apny khial ka
Mujy apny qurb ki raat de

Main akaily bhatkoon kahan kahan

Tery dam se ye saansain rwan dwan
Ye safr boht tavil hy

Tera sang hseen-o-Jamil hy

Meri dhrkno ko qrar de
Mery bigry hal sanwar de

kbi khd b mery pas a

mujhe uljhno se nijat de

Meri zindgi mera sath de.”

Send Ur Girlfriend On A Treasure Hunt

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt.
Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town.
Wen she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

Raton ko saja dega

meri soony soony raton ko saja dega

pyaar hota hai kya smjha dega

ishq mein wo kabhi na daga dega

sirf chahe ga mujh ko wafa dega

ik din usko ana hoga jaye ga kahan

aye ga aye aye aye ga

wo raja me khwabon ka wo raja me khwabon ka
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mein ne banaya hai …….

1 Larke Or Larki

1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
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Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.

Maxak ke haad

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND

Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marnaQ k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

No Matter The Sky

No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter theres stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always
be wif u. Gd Nite!

SHAB-E-QADR ki raat MUBARAK

Hawa ko khushbu
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MUBARAK
Fiza ko mausum
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MUBARAK
Chaman ko gul MUBARAK
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Aapko humari taraf se
SHAB-E-QADR
ki raat MUBARAK.

ABBA ki Barat ma

Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!

A Pblic Service Msg by

Shahid AFRIDI:)

Burst Into Tears

You Hurt Me, I Kept Silent……!!!

You Teased Me, I Kept Silent… !!!

You Ignored Me, I Kept Silent….!!!

But, One Day You Leave Me, I Burst Into Tears

Coz, You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve …!!

Jaye Humse Khata

Itni ulfat Na Karo K Bikhar Jain Hum,
Thora Danta B Karo K Sudhar Jain Hum,
Agar Ho Jaye Humse Khata,
To Ho Jana Khafa,
Magar Itna B Nai K Mar Hi Jain hum.

Gussa kiya hai

Kisi buzurg sy pocha gaya
“Gussa kia ha”
un buzurg nay fermaya
“kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko daina”
jazakAllah
Gud Morning

ik nigah k faiz se

kahin be kenar se rat jagey kahin zar nigar se khoab day
tera kia asol ha zindagi? mujhe kon is ka jawab dey
jo bicha sakon tery wastey jo saja sakon tery rasty
meri dastras men sitary rakh meri muthiyon ko gulab dey
ye jo khohishon ke parindey han inhen mosmon se garz nahi
ye urey ga apni moj men ise ab de k serab dey
tujhe cho lia to bharak uthy merey jismon jan men charag se
kabi yon b ho mery robaro k men nazar mila k ye keh sakon meri khoahishon ka hisab de
teri ik nigah k faiz se meri zeast harf mehk uthy
mear lafz lafz ho kehkshan mujhe aysi koi kitab dey

My Love For You

My love for you will never end
There are no two thoughts,
nor pretend,
Since the time I saw you,
I have fallen in love with you,
That time I had no clue,
That I wont be able to live
without you, Baby,
today I want you to know,
Though I dont have many
words to show That I love you..!!

Hathon ke lakeere

Wo jo badalta hai to besakhta meri aankhain……

Apny Hathon ki lakeeron mein ulaj jati hain….

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

The Night With Sweet Dreams

Night Is A Theater

Dream
Is A
Movie
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God
Is The
Director,

Nature
Is The
Producer

U R
The Hero
“Enjoy”
The Night With Sweet Dreams…:-)

He Will Fight The World To Stop Ur Tears

May b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more

but

if
U drop a tear

he will Fight the worLd to Stop Ur tears…

Dil To Kehta Hai

DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA

MAGAR

Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.

Best Wishes

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

Pir(Monday) ka Roza

Nabi-e-Karim (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) se Pir(monday) k din “roza” rakhne k bare main sawal kiya gaya, To Aap (Sallaho Alaihi Wosallam) ne farmaya k : main pir k din paida howa, aur pir ke hi din se mojh par Qura’an ka nazool shoro howa..(Muslim Shareef)

Aankhon se hamesha

aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.

Wo Rishtey Nate Tor Chale

Lo Apna Jahan Ae Duniya Walo,
Hum Iss Duniya Ko Chhor Chale,
Jo Rishtey Nate Jore Thy
Wo Rishtey Nate Tor Chale,
Kuch Sukh K Sapne Dekh Chale Kuch Dukh K Sapne Jhel Chale,
Taqder Ki Andhi Gardish Ne Jo Khel Khellae Khel Chale
Her Cheez Tmhari Lotadi Hm Lekar Kuch Na Saath Chale
Phr Dosh Na Dena Ae Logo Hm Dekh Lo Khali Haath Chale
Ye Raah “FARAZ” Akeli Kat’ti Hy Yahan Sath Na Koi Yar Chale,
Us Paar Najane Kya Hoga
Is Paar To Sb Kch Haar Chaly

The Greatest Mistake

The Greatest Mistake Which We Humans Comit In Our Relationships:
“We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero And React DOUBLE.”

Hain sabhi ko

Hain sabhi ko
hum say shikayatein,
Pr humain ksi se
gila nahin
FARAZ…
Yeh usool hum
ne bana liya,
Na mila karo,
Na gila karo..

dard ko dard se na dekho

dard ko dard se na dekho ,,,

Dard ko b Dard hota hai,,,,

Har dard ko zarorat hai dost ki,,,,

akhar dost hi hai jo dard main

Hum Dard hota hai

Nasir Mehmood(03325868807)

Do hi lafzon ka Afsana

“…Do hi lafzon ka tha woh afsana…,”
“…Jo suna kar khamosh ho baithey..!”

“..Ibteda ye k tum ko chaha tha.,”
“..Inteha ye k khud ko kho baithey”

2 Dog kissed each other

Boy and girl are sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy: jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ??

Girl: ok, par sambhal ke…

kahi kutta kaat na le…!

Tanhai ki chadar

Tanhai ki chadar or’rhe
Teri Yaadon k kamre mein band
Hijr ki kaali ratoon meinJab aansu
mere girte heinEk naam tumhara lete hein
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatreJab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka haiKab kon kisi ka hota hai..

Funny bijili sms

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Dosto Ko Har Sanss Ke Saat Yaad

Bhulna Meri Aadat Nahi Yaadasht Chalajye Tu Alag Baat Hai
Dosto Ko Har Sanss Ke Saat Yaad karta hon Sans Chala Jaye tu Alag Baat Hai

Zindagi Jis K Damm Se

Zindagi jis k damm se hai Dost,
Yaad us ki azaab-e-jaan bhi hai…

FARMAN e Hazrat ALI(A.S)

FARMAN e Hazrat ALI(A.S)

1.Jb aqal barhti hy to bolna kam hojata hy

2.Ache akhlaq se behtar koi sathi nhi

3.Aqalmand wohi hai jo umeden kam rkhty hen

4.Dunya me garib tarin shaks wo hy jska koi dost nh

5.Jo insan apne ap ko zyada pasnd krta hy to wo dosron ko na pasand hojata hy

|Subho Bakhair|

Churail Raat ko

“Churail” Raat ko Wirano me Q Ghoomti he??

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Chalo Choro
Ye ap ka Personal Matter hai,
Jahan marzi ghumo phiro:->

Maa Tujh Bin

Maa Tujh Bin Kuch Acha Nahi Lagta
Teri Batoon Kay Siwa Kuch Bhi Sacha Nahi Lagta

Yehe soch ker

Bas Yehi Soch Kar Us Ki Har Baat Par Yaqeen Kar Lia

FARAZ

Itnay Haseen Honton Say Wo Jhoot Kahan Boltay Hon Gay.

Rani Ki Taraha Rakhunga

Wife : App ne muje pehle q nai bataya k apki pehle se ak biwi ha.

Husband: Jan bataya to tha k Rani ki taraha rakhunga.

Form of wisdom

Silence is also a form of wisdom,

yet very few people adopt it.

Giving Importance To Someone

When I Give Importance To People
They Think That I am Always Free
But They Never Understand that I Make Myself Available 4 Them Everytime…!

Nice to Pharmacists

Be nice to pharmacists because
they can kill you with one mistake

Gharoor-e-Hasti

Talash e Manzil k marhalon me ye hadsa ik ajeeb dekha.

Faraib rahon me baith jata hai soorat e Eitbar ban kr.

Gharoor-e-Hasti ne mar dala

Wagarna hm loag jee hi lete.

Kisi ki Ankhon ka Noor ho kr

Kisi k dil ka qarar ban kr.

Dayar-e-peer-e-mughaan me aa kr

ye ik Haqeeqat khuli hai “SAGAR”

Khuda ki basti k rhne waly to loot lete hen yar bn kr .!!

Marriage Certificate Expiry

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

What others think

Do not worry about what others thinks

Most people do not use their brain very often

Karachi OR Mujh Me

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

…FARAZ…

Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH yaar.

May This Ramadan Be As bright As Ever

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.

May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak

Back to Sleep

When i wake up from a good dream

and can not go back to sleep,

i try to continue it in my head

Good Morning 😀

Greatest cheater in world

Heart is the greatest cheater in The WorLd

It Makes thosands oF differents excuses

to stay in Touch with the Person You L0V3

Choom Kar Hont Mery

Husn Ki Jheel Ho Tum aur Kinary Hain Ye Hont..
Sach To Ye Hay K Mujhay Jaan Say Pyaray Hain Ye Hont..

Main Nay Har Bar Mohabat Sy Inhen Chooma Hay..
Us Nay Har Bar Mohabat Sy Obharay Hain Ye Hont..

Haath Honto Pay Mery Rakh K Mujhy Kehny Lagy..
Rokiye Inko,Bohat Shoq K Maary Hain Ye Hont..

Band Hoty Hain Ye Inkaar Ki Soorat Mein Magar..
Adh Khilay Hon To Mohabat K Ishary Hain Ye Hont..

Aaj Khud Apny Muqadar Py Mujhy Rashk Aaya..
Aj Honto Mein Mery Us Ny Utaary Hain Ye Hont..

Choom Kar Hont Mery Us Ny Kaha Tha A “Qateel”
Bus Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain Ye Hont……!!!

Haal Ki Khabar

Na Thi Jab Apny Haal Ki Khabar

Dekhty Rahey Logon K Aib-o-Hunar

Parri Jab Apnay Gunahoon Par Nazar

To Nigah Mein Koi Aur Bura Na Raha.
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9th Novermber Allama Iqbal Day

LOg KhoOb JanTe HaIn

LamBa InTeZaR KaRWana To LOg KhoOb JanTe HaIn

WaSsI

Kia PaTa IsSI Me UnkO TaSKEeN MILtI Ho..?

Us mod se shuru kare zindagi

Us mor se shuro karein aa phir se zindagi ..
Jahan hr Shay haseen thi aur hum tum ajnabi!!

Person Who Cares

The person who cares lot for others,

is the one who needs more care than others.

Have a Nice Day

Happy Morning

What is the difference between Like and Love

A masterpiece:

When you like a flower, you just pluck it.

But when you love a flower you water it daily

Have a Nice Day !!

Sari Zindagi Tujh Se

Tujy paa na sakay to sari zindage tujy pyar karn gay

Dost

Ye zarori to nhe jo mil na sakay usy chor diya jaye

Aankhon Me Neend Hai

Raat Chup Hai Magar Khamosh Nahin
Kese Kahun K Aaj Phir Hosh Nahin
Aese Doobe Han Kisi Ki Yaad Ki
Gehraai
Mei
Aankhon Me Neend Hy Magar Sone Ka
Hosh Nahin

GooD Night

A Man Asked God

A Man Asked God:
WhY Did U Made Woman So Cute?
God Said: So U Can Love Her..
Man Asks: But God Y Did U Made Her So Stupid?
God Says: So She Can Love U too…

Ishq ke Intaha

Tere ishq ki intaha chahta hun

Meri sadgi dekh kya chahta hun

Bhari mehfil ma baat dil ke keh de

Bra be adab hun saza chahta ho

Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka
K Jis Mein Jazbay Sulag Rahay Hain

Dhuaan Dhuaan Hain Ye Bheegi Aankhein
Jigar K Chhaalay Bhi Tap Rahay Hain

Jalay Hu-on ko Jla Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

Peyaam Koi, Slaam Koi
Gulaab Koi Na Khaab Koi

Tumhari Jaanib Se Pehle Paaya He Kab Tha Main Ne
Koi Bhi Jazba

To Kyoon Ye Khahish Jaga Raha Hai
Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

K jo Dil Ki Dharti K Rang Saaray
Mita Raha Hai, Sta Raha Hai

Ajeeb Mosam Hai Barishon Ka

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When I Get Mad At U

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Training k doraan

Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

Apke khayl ma

Apke khayl ma konsi 2 cheezen muj me sub se zyada he?

=sabar

=Gussa

=Nafrat

=Saadgi

=Bachpana

=Sanjedgi

=shararat

=zahanat

=Khush ekhlaki

Reply must.

Samandar mein Gehrai

Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah.

Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah.

Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.

Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)

Rakha Hai Usko Yaad

Pehlu Mein Reh kar Dil Ne Diya Hy Bahut Faraib,

Rakha Hy Usko Yaad, Bhulaany k Baad Bhi….

wafa ka konsa saleeka

Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtyar karoon Faraz. . ..

Usay yakeen ho jaye k mujy wo har ek se pyara hay….

Shoq-e-Mulaqat

kaisay ajeeb log hain teray Shehar mein FARAZ..

Shoq-e-mulaqat to rakhtay hain, magar baat nai kertey

Kon Sa Waqt

Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi

Pathan:aftari ka waqt;:-D

GHEEBAT Ek aisa gunah

GHEEBAT Ek aisa gunah hai jiski mafi sirf osi se mangi jaskti hai jiski GHEEBAT ki ho

Kabi jane anjane mey meine apki GHEEBAT ki ho to PLZ mujhe maaf kardena.?

Gabbar

Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)

Happy Pakistan Day

There Are Some Unforgettable Days

In The History Of Any Nation

23rd March 1940

Is Very Important Day On Which

Quaid Gave A Platform

To The Movement Of Pakistan

This Is A Milestone Of Pakistan History

So !! Happy Pakistan Day

Shab-E-Qadar Mubarak

Jise Bana Dia Har Ghar Ko Gulistan
Chala Jaega Kuch Dino Ma Ye Mehman
Tohfe Ma Day Jaraha Hai Eid Sabko
Alvida Alvida Mah-E-Ramzan

Shab-E-Qadar Mubarak Ho

Pyar Dosti sms in urdu

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,
Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,

Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta,
Magar jo khud “Nayaab” ho usay kya “Gulaab” doon..

Dil ki baat bata saka

Na me paas usko bula saka

Na me Dil ki baat bata saka

Wo hansi hansi me hi chal diya

K me hath tak na mila saka

U hi sochta raha door tak

Magar usko kuch na bata saka

Ye maqam hi tha ajeeb sa

K me khud ko b na bacha saka

Wo juda huva to kuch is tarah

Koi rasam tak na nibha saka

Usay jana tha wo chala gaya

Usay ab tak na bhula saka