3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the
Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di
““““ thaaaaaa ““““`
Usne apne aagy wale se pocha
“Goli tenu vajji a?”
usne kaha ‘nai’.
usne apne peechy wale se pocha
“te fer Goli tenu vajji a?”
wo b bola ‘nai’
Wo Khud neechy gir gya:
“Le fer Menu e vajji oou”
Life is the most difficult exam.
Many people fail bcoz they try to copy others,
not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.
1) Agar Aap Race Mein Doosray Number Pe Aanay Walay Ko Overtake Kar Gaye Toh Aap Kaunsi Position Pe Huay?
Ans:2nd
2) Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hathi Jitni Bari Hai Mgr Uska Wazan Koi Nahi Hota? Hathi Ka Saya
3) Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo Din Rat Dorti Hai Magr Us K Koi Paao’n Nahi Hote?
Ans: Waqt
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never !!
Boy said to girl: see i told you not to worry.
This is a bridge of friendship,
when you are sad and lonely,
cross it.
I will wait on the other side.
If u r afraid just tell me, I
will cross it for YOU!
…
Agr ap kisi tabeeb (doctor) se bachna chahty hen.
(1)To sura-e- FAATIHA mein her bimari ki shifa hy.
( 2 ) Agr aap ki murad puri nahi hoti, to rozana surah-e-YASEEN ki tilawat kren.
(3) Agr Rizq mein barkat chahiye, To rat ko rozana surah-e-WAQEYA Parhen.
(4) Agr Ap ko Qabr k azab ka dar hy, to rozana rat ko surah-e-MULK Parhen
(5) Agr Dunya k her jhagray se nijat hasil krni hy, to QURAN ki tilawat ko apni Adat bna len!
Somebody said to God…
“I hate life as it has no beauty”
…God Replied…
“Who asked u to love life???
Just love me, life will become beautiful
Ek Main Hun K Lehron Ki Tarhan Chain Nahi Hai,
Ek Wo Hai K Khamosh Samandar Ki Tarhan Hai.
4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy…
1– Mohabat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar
or
<(‘, ‘) ))>_/ _
4–ITWAR :-
Kabhi Palkon Pe Aansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Per Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat HAI
Jo Aata Hai Woh Jataa Hai Yeh Duniya Aani Jaani Hai
Yahan Her Shaks Musafir Hai Safar Mein Zindagani Hai
Ujalon Ki Zaroorat Hai Andhera Meri Kismat Hai
Kabhi Palkon Pe Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai
Zara Aye Zindagi Dum Le Tera Deedar Toh Kar Loo
Kabhi Dekha Nahin Jis Ko Uska Deedaar Toh Ker Loo
Abhi Se Chhod Kar Mat Jaa Abhi Teri Zaroorat Hai
Kabhi Palkoon Pay Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai
Koi Anjaan Sa Chehraa Ubhar Tha Hai Fizaaon Mein
Yeh Kis Ki Aahatein Jagee Meri Khamosh Rahon Mein
Abhi Aye Mout Naa Aanaa Mera Thikaana Jannat Hai
Kabhi Palkon Pe Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai
A beautiful belief:
If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.
If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience
If he doesnt answer,
He knows u can handle
Jab Kabhi Tum Toot Kar bikhro To batana Hum Ko
Hum Tumhein Rait K Zarron Say b Chunn Saktay Hain
1 Day boy was sitting with a Girl.
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2nd Day with another Girl.
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3rd Day with a different Girl
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Moral: Girls change but Boys never change =p
Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam
Raat Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam
Tujhi Se Hay Subha Meri Tujhi Se Mera Shaym
Her Waqt Yaad Aati Hay Teri Fizaeean
Jab Bhi Leta Hai Koi, Pardes Mein Tera Naam
Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
wish u 23rd March
Mujh se Wada Karo Mujhe Rulao Gay Nahi
Halaat Jo Bhi Ho Mujhe Bhulaao Gay Nahi
Chupa Ke Apni Aankhon Mein Rakho Gay MujhKo
Duniya Mein Kisi Aur Ko Dikhao Gay Nahin
Mere Lafz Mere Dil Ki Tahrerein Hai
Qasam Uthao InKo Kabhi jalao Gay Nahi
Mujhe Yeh Yaqeen Dilao
Mujhe humesha Yaad Rakho Gay
Meri Yaadon Ko Apne Dil Sy Mitao Gay Nahi
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap sab ko
Shab-e-barat
(shaban shayri)
Nazar Nazar Ka Farq Hota Hai Husn Ka Nahi…….!!
Mehbob Jis Ka Bi Ho Jesa Bi Ho Be Mesal Hota Hai……!!
Saying Good Morning is not a formality or Due to free msg,.. It’s the art of Saying that i rmember u in My starting of the DAY.
SUBAH BAKHAIR…
When you look at a person, any person,
remember that everyone has a story.
Everyone has gone through something that
has changed them.
Hadis : Jab tum apne bister par jao tu Surah
“FATEHA” aur Surah “IKHLAS” parh lia kro
Moat k ilawa hr cheez se be-khauf ho jao.
APSA.W.W) ne farmaya:jo koi b ye khabar logon tak puhunchaye ga,
Qayamat k din JANNAT mein us k liye mukam mere zimma hoga.
(IN$HALLAH)
Mohabbat zakhm deti hy mohabbat jaan leti hy….!!
Mohabbat khud nahen marti mohabbat maar deti hy….!!
Kon say Ambiya Karaam kahan Dafan hain :
1. Adam (A.S)
Sri Lanka
2. Nooh (A.S)
Jordan
3. Hood (A.S) Yemen
4. Saaleh (A.S) Lebanon
5. Loot (A.S)Iraq
6. Ibraheem (A.S) Israel
7. Ishaq (A.S) Phalestin
8. Yaqoob (A.S) Phalestin
9. Yousuf (A.S) Phalestin
10. Ayuob (A.S) Oman
11. Shoaib (A.S) Jordan
12. Moosa (A.S) Israel
13. Haroon (A.S) Jordan
14. Dawood (A.S) Israel
15. Suleman (A.S) Israel
16. Younis (A.S) Lebanon
17. Zikriya (A.S) Syria
18. Yahya (A.S) Syria
19. Ismaeel (A.S)
Or
20. Nabi Kareem Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa( S A A W )Saudi Arabia.
Tanha Hu Is Dard Mohabbat Mei
Meri Tarah Behaal Tum Bhi Ho
Hm Hai Kisi Ujde Hue Shahar Ki Misaal
Aankhen Bata Rahi Hai Ki Viraan Tum Bhi Ho
A girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai…
It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
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Slide-Show Begins 😛
Yeh Warq Warq Teri Daastaan,
Yeh Sabaq Sabaq Tere Tazkaray,
Main Karoon To Kaisay Karoon Alag,
Tujhay Zindagi Ki Kitaab Say.
Teacher to pathan:
can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?
Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?
Pathan: Motivating
Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha,
chaand ko dekh ke uskaa chehra dekha tha
Fazaa mein cactus ke lehjey ki nermahat thi
mausam apne rang mein faiz ka missraah tha
Dua ke be-awaz, ulohi lamhon mein
woh lamhaa bhi kitna dilkashh lamha tha
Haath utha ker jab Aankhoon hi aankhon mein
us ne mujh ko apne Rab se mangaa tha
Phir mere chehre ko haathon mein le ker
kitney pyar se mera maatha chooma tha!
Hawa! kuch aj ki shab ka ahwaal suna
kya woh apni chat per aj akela tha?
Ya koi mere jeisi saath thi, aur uss ne
chand ko dekh ke us ka chehra dekhaa tha?
Tum bohat haseen ho,
Wife: Choro Naa,
Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen
Wife: Choro na G
Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,
Wife: Choro Na Janu,
Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,
Wife: Aray Choro Naa,
Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron
Mere israr pr aakhir,
Boht majbur ho kr aaj,
Mujhe Apni nigahon ki,
Udasi sounp di us ny,
Boht be-bas, boht tanha,
Boht bikhri muhabbat ki,
Haqiqat khol di us ny,
Khalish jo us k dil mein thi,
Wo ab meri amanat hai,
Shikasta lehjy ki jitni bhi,
Thakan thi, bol di us ny,
Kisi ki khatir jo mujh ko,
Apni muhabbat keh nahi paya,
Magar aaj apny aansuon se,
Muhabbat tol di us ny?
From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)
Zindagi hai khel
Phir bhi pyari hai
Kya thamasha hai..
Kab se jaari hai
Kya thamasha hai..
Kab se jaari hai
Usne mujse poocha
kya hadd hai teri mohabbat ki
maine kaha….
suno!
aey meri Jaan
Mohabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti
Jo haddon me reh kar ki jaaye
wo Mohabbat nahi hoti
A Man On His Death Bed
Confesses To His Wife :
“I Had Affairs With Your Sister,
With Ur Best Friend & Even Our Maid”
Wife:
“I Know Darling
Now Relax, Let The Poison Work”:-D
DuNya Me Sari Chezein Thokar Lagne se TOOT jati Hain Magr
1 Insan Hi Aesi cheez Ha Jo Aksar Thokar Lagne K Baad Banta He,
Good Night
Suno tum lot aao na ..
woh dekho chand nikla hai…
sitaray jagmagay hen…
hamari muntazir aankhen…
duwayen mangti aankhen..
tumhen hi sochti aankhen …
Zara si Ranjish pe na choro Wafa ka Daman…..
~~ Wasi ~~
Umrain Beet jati hen Dil ka Rishta Banany mai…
USNE CHAHA TU CHAHATTON KI HADON SE BARH KAR,
KEHTA THA HATH NA CHORNA TUFANO SE DAR KAR.
PHIR KHUD HI TOR DIYA WO TALUQ ZINDAGI KE MUR PE.
AJJ MEIN NE POCHA TU KEHTA HAI WO LAMHA THA JO GUZAR GAYA KINARO KO TOR KAR,
KHUD HI RO PARA WO EK ZINDAGI KE MUR PAR,
AUR KEH GAYA TUM KESI AUR KI HO JAYO MUGHY BHOL KAR,
MEIN HASRAT SE DAIKHTI RAHY USY HATHO KO JHOR KAR,
AUR WO CHAL DIYA MERI WAFAO KO RONG KAR.
MAGAR MEIN KARO GI INTEZAR UN LAMHAT KO THAM KAR,
KBI TU HOGA USY YE AHSAS KESI NE CHAHA THA USY DUNIYA KO BHOL KAR
Reported by Jarir bin Abdullah (RA):
Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said,
He who is deprived of forbearance and gentleness is,
in fact, deprived of all good. [Muslim]
Hatoon may aik qalam dabye
khoni ko ghutnoo’n pay takaye
palkoo’n per resham Khawab sajye
Dil may aik Asha si jagye
aur aanchal ko sar per jamaye
aik Pagal larki
pharo’n kisi ko sochti hai
har pal har dam chonkti hai
mann hi mann may ro dati hai
phir lamha bhar kuch sochti hai
or khud hi khud hans dati hai
aik pagal larki
“drivE KiLLER”
03132174713
From: Jinnu Rider
Throughout life people will make you mad,
disrespect you and treat you bad.
Let God deal with the things they do,
cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
Hadis e Pak
Kisi Musalman ko jaiz nai k wo kisi Musalman ko khofzada kary
(ABU DAUD V4 P391 H5004)
Close your eyes and think about yourself for 30 seconds.
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Now open your eyes and you will realize that
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you have wasted 30 seconds.
Mujhay itna pyar na do Baba,
Kal jitna mujhay naseeb na ho,
Ye jo maatha chuma kertey ho.
Kal is per shikan ajeeb na ho
Main jab bhi roti hon Baba
Aap ansoo poncha kertey ho
Mujhay itni dooor na chor aana
Main roun aur ap qareeb na ho
Meray naz uthatey ho Baba
Meray laad uthatey ho Baba
Meri choti choti khwahish per Ap
jaan lutatey ho Baba
Kal aisa na ho ik nagri mein Mein
tanha apko ko yaad karon,,
Aur ro ro ker faryad karon
Ay Allah meray Baba sa,
Koi pyar jataney wala ho
Mera Naz Uthaney Wala Ho..
Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.
Tariq Mehmood Bajwa, MPA of PML(N) from Nanka Sahib 68, has made an amazing record by doing
MA in 2002
BA in 2006
& Matriculation in 2007
Please forward ths msg to all ur friends as an attempt 2 make his name in Guinness Book of World Records… Likha parha PUNJAB.
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Fathers Day
Problems Of Entrepreneurs In Pakistan
Pakistani Girls Still Believes:
In Engineers and Doctors Rather Than Entrepreneurs
Allah blessings come as a surprise!
But what U receive?
Depends on what you believe!
May you be blessed beyond your expectations.
Aameen !!
Define GIRL?
The one who before going out,
Puts on..
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush 0n
Kajal
&
Asks..
Yar
Natural to lag rai hun na? 😉
Umbrella Cannot Stop The Rain But Allows US To Stand in The Rain.
Confidence MayNot Bring Success But it Gives The Power to Face Challenges.
KeepSMILINg.=)
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. …… :'( 😀 😀
So sweet of you
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Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you.
Ghazal-e-shararat
Hm jandy paye thy sair ko
Kinary kinary nehar ko
Kuta paya nigah me
Suta paya tha rah me
Hm ne gul khila dia
Kuty ko jaga dia
Kuty ne dandi wad li
Pinni ki pinni kad li
Itny me hm paj paray
Cycle de wich waj paray
Kuta maghron le gaya
Te cycle wala pichy pe gaya.
Shakespear says…!
“We dont die when death comes to us,
But,
We die when we are forgotten by our own dears…
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.
Think different. Add wife, have life.
Always express yourself to
someone who cares for u,
not to someone who needs u..
because care means personal
commitment & need means
personal requirement!
Khulus-e-Dil Se Milo To Saza Dete Hain Log.
Sache Jazbat B Thukra Dete Hain Log.
Dekh Nahi Sakte Do Pyar Karne walon Ko.
Bethe Huwe Do Prinde B Ura Dete Hain Log
Ye yaad nahi kab pyar huwa
bas yaad raha mujhe pyar tera,
jab pyar huwa sab bhool gay
ek yaad raha bas naam tera,
hum har baat apni bhool gay
humen yaad raha bas saath tera,
kuch saalon bad wo hum se mile
humne pocha kia haal hai tera,
wo hans kay bole aye pagal
tu ye to bata kia naam tera…
NAFRART KEY SAY MAIN PALTI HA MUHABBAT JANIIIIIII
HATHON MAIN HATH HON TO LAKIREN MIILL HE JATI HAAN
Agar Nend Aa Jaye Tu So Bhi Liya Karo….
Raaton Ko Jagney Se Muhabbat Lota Nahi Karti…
‘Japanese Psychology’
The 3rd letter of your name shows yr character. Check what’s yours?
A: Gifted
B: Loved by all
C: Innocent
D: Talented
E: Good but hurts
F: Feels for others
G: Logical thinking
H: Calm
I: Respected
J: Enjoys life
K: Loveable
L: Funny
M: Great person
O: Supportive
P: Smiling
Q: Cool
R: Unpredictable
S: Caring
T: Geniune
U: Practical
V: Genius
W: Angry
X: Takes it easy
Y: Intelligent
Z: Jovial.
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi…
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed
Hardest thing ever in students life,
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Is
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Controlling your laughter at serious times in front of Teachers.
World Confused Nation: Want to study in U.K… Want to work in USA or UAE… Want to live in Canada… Want to die in Makkah… Want to be burried in Madina… Want to speak in English… Want to Eat Chinese rice, Italian Pizza and Russian Salad… Want to use Japanese electronics.. Want to spend vaccations in Europe… Want to watch English Movies… Want to listen Indian music… So… Where is Pakistan…??? And… Who is Pakistani..???: Then above all want a Leader to be Pure PAKISTANI. *>}§TØÑ£ }{€@RT{<*
Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz
mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p
Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Pr
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl:
Kaise
Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rahi…
Kuch hum bhi thak gye hain usy dhondty hoye..
Kuch zindagi ke pas bhi mohlatt nahi rahi…
Uski her ik ada se jhankne laga khalus..
Jab mujh ko aitbar ki adat nahi rahi…
A beautiful girl cant give u a beautiful future
“but beautiful future can giv u many beautiful girls”.
(Hitler)
