Matlab ki Haadon Tak

Sath Rahte Hein Mere Sab, Magar Matlab Ki Haddon Tak

Kahin Thakti Hun To Akeli, Kahin Rukti Hun To Tanha

Tera Khamosh rehna

sari duniya k chup rehney sey mujhe garz nai

bus ak tera khamosh rehna mujhey takleeeeef deta ha….

All Girls Are Devil

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OF THEM..:-P

Math vich fail

Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?

Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8

miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.

Dil Jalana Na Chora

Baad Marnay Kay Bhi Usne Chora Na Dil Jalana

“FARAZ”

Roz Phaink jata Hai Phool Sath wali Qabar Par

[unable to retrieve full-text content]

Shadi Ke Pehle Raat

Shadi ki 1st nite pe santa ki wife ne kaha janu aaj kuch aisa kro ki pasene nikal jaye.. . . .

Santa utha aur fan band kar ke so gaya…:-D 😀

ik Shakhs

Aia Tha ik Shakhs mera ghum bantnay

Phr apne be ghum de gia mujy

Naughty Mobile Messages Collection

OLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

.
.
.
.
.
.
” Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. “

Yadon Me Teri Yaad

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.

Submit By: iqbal (03433838056)

2011 Eid Sms

slct a num thn i wl tel u k log apko jb eid pe milen ge tou kia kahen ge

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

Answer:

1 eid mubrk
2 eid mubrk

3 eid mubrk

4 eid mubrk

5 eid mubrk

6 eid mubrk

7 eid mubrk

8 eid mubrk

9 eid mbrk:-)

Chahat Uski Zaroorat Uski

Ghum Sey Begana Bana Deti Hai Chahat Us Ki
Main Bhala Kaisey Bhula Doon Yeh Inayat Us Ki
Main Kabhi Khud Sey Juda Us Ko Na Kar Paun Ga
Meri Ek Umer Ka Haasil Hai Mohabbat Us Ki
Koi Ja Kar To Zara Itna Bata Dey Us Ko
Mujh Ko Us Sey Bhi Zyada Hai Zarurat Us Ki. .

Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar

Hasrat Bharri Nigahon Ko Aaraam Takk Nahi
Palti Wo Zindagani K Phir Shaam Takk Nahi
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzzaar Di
Us Bewafa K Lab Pay Mera Naam Takk Nahi
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithain Gay Aaj Phir
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Takk Nahi
Madfoon Hoon Teray Hijjar Ki Ik Aisi Qabbar Mein
Kutbay Pay Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Takk Nahi
Be Ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar
Halaan K Us Galli Mein Mujhay Kaam Takk Nahi.

Goli Kut ke

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?

Sardar:doctor ne kya c

.

.

Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India

HAPPY 15th August Independence Day of India

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun
Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen
–
–
–
–
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Address ka Price

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss,

Girl: Aur us dress ka.. ??

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
.
.
.
.
Girl: Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi..:p:p

1 pagal dorse pagal se

1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?

Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…

ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…

Ham Kamzor Hain

Ey”ALLAH” ! Ham Kamzor Hain,
“TU”Taqat Wala Hai

Ey”ALLAH”! Ham Aajiz Hain,
“TU”Be Neyaz Hai

Ey”ALLAH”!Ham Mangtey Hain,
“TU”Daata Hai,

Ey”ALLAH” Ham Mujrim Hain,
“TU”Shahensha Hai,

“TUJHE” TERI Shaney Raheemi-o-Kareemi Ka Wasta,

APNI Qudrat K Sadqey Ham Pey Karam Farma,

Kiun K Ham Kisi Imtihan Aur Azmaish K Qabil Nahi Hain,

Ey”ALLAH” !
“TU”Muaf Karne Wala Hai,

Or Muaafi Ko Pasand Krta He,

Ey”ALLAH” !Hamein Muaf Farma
AMIN

negress girlfriend

Height of Praise:

.

A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D

STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS

V knw they r fi9 but v cal n ask “Oye kesay ho?”

v knw they cnt frgt but v say “Badtameez bhool gaya na mje”

v knw they cnt go widout us but v say “ruk0 Mere liye”

v knw they cnt finish al widout us but v say “mere liye b bchana”

v knw they’ll share evrythng wid us but v say “Mje b nai bataega?

v knw its imposible to survive widout thm but v say “KABHE bat mat krna mujh se, bhar mein ja”

THEY R DA BEST,
STUPID BUT GREAT FRNDS.

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Bus k peche

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Hadis pak (P.B.U.H)

Hadis PAK hai

1- khuda ko khushi baap ki khushi me me hai

2-Sood khor ki Dua qabol nai hoti

3-Jisny namaz ki  fiqr chori , ALLAH ne uski fiqr chori

4-jo Shahks hr faraz NAMAZ k bad

 Ayat-Al-Kursi parhy, tu us ke or janat k darmyan ka

fasla k drmyan ka fasla sirf maut hai

Husan walo

Husan Walo Khuda K Liye Chorr Do…!!!
Aashiqoon Ko Satana Buri Baat Hai…!!!

Na Kisi Ki Deed Hui

Na kisi ki deed hui Na kisi k galy mily…
Kaisi khamosh Eid thi,Jo aai or chali gai.

Chup Roho Khuda ka Lye

Kitna dilkash manzar ho, jab hum Qyamat k din karain shikwa teri bewafai ka….
Or tum lipat k hum se, dheery se kaho, chup rho khuda k lye

Hum To Aaghaz-E-Muhabbat

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

How Can A Woman

How can a woman be expected to be happy
with a man who insists on treating her as if
she were a perfectly normal human being.

If We Dont Discipline Ourselves

— “if we dont discipline ourselves, the world ll do it 4 us” —

Sufficient for Him

And will provide for him from

where he does not expect.

And whoever relies upon Allah – then

He is sufficient for him.

(Al-Quraan, 65:3)

Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya

Aaj Phir Eid Ka Chaand Nazar Aaya
Ab Na Wo Tu Hai Aur Na Wo Mai Hun

Urdu Rape Scene Sms Jokes

wakeel: Kia ap bta sakti hain k admi kon tha?

Girl : koi bahir ka tha.

Wakeel:wo kaiay?

Girl: Itna bara hamaray Muhallay main kisi ka nahi hai..

Mangaty Hain Log

Mangaty Hain Log Hum Say Teri Muhabbat Ka Saboot.

Meri Mehandi Ka Laal Rang Teri Chahat Ki Gawahi Deta hai.

I Am My Own Boss

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le”:-P

Susral ki zindagi

Susral ki zindagi koi Bachon ka khel nhi…

FARAZ

Bus itna samjh lejiay KATI PAHARI ki Basti he or Altaf Bhai ka nara laga k jana hai.;-)

Wife ne Darwaza Khola

Husband: shoping ker k aya Wife ne darwaza khola

Husband : ye dabba utha lo

Wife: iss mein zaror mere khanay ki chiz hogi

Husband : Han mere jotay hen iss mein

kehtey han

sub mujhey he kehtey han k to usey bhol ja

AAMIR

koi usey q nai kehta wo mujhey yaaad he na aya karey

Zameen Dekh Lo

Apne Asman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo

Tum Khwab Aaj Koi Hasin Dekh Lo

Aazmana Hai Agar Aitbar Ko Mere

To Ek Jhut Tum Bolo aur

Mera Yaqeen Dekh Lo

Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

English Silent Film

Teacher to Pathan:- Which Was 1st English Silent Film ? Pathan:- If d Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was in English?

Teacher shocks

Pathan rocks:)

OYE CHAWAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in Pakistan
“OYE CHAWL” !!
.
.
Dozens of people turn around? 😀

Trusting God Wont Make

Trusting God wont make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Acha waqt Guzarna

Sab se acha waqt guzarna hai to prho

“La-ilaha-ilallah-Muhammadur-Rasul-Allah ”

jisko bhi snd kroge wo lazmi parhega. Aur sawab Apko b milega.

Suno ek baat o sanam

Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho

Jaisai sang sahil kai
Ye lehar chalti hai
Jaisai sang phoolon kai
Khusbhoo bikharti hai
Waisai hi sang ho mere
Jaisai ek saya ho

Shama ye dil ki mere
Raushan hi tum sai hai
Jaisai koi deep jalai
Andheri in rahoon par
Tum mujhe thamai raho
Jaisai ek rehbar ho

Kabhi jo yunhi bauhat
Khud sai ghabraoon to
Mujeh bahoon mein sanam
Tum samait laitai ho
Mere hi sang raho
Jaisai ek jeevan ho

Suno ek baat o sanam
Tum sai kaisai ye kahoon
Mujhe har lamhai mein
Tumhi yaad atai ho.

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: Jinnu Rider

Paas baitha 1 Baba

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.

Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nai Te Halway wich bomb kisi ne pana Nai.

Plz Yar MisCall Do

Plz yar 1 miscall do.

Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha

.

.

.

.

.

Forward karo Dekho

kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai

Master of Fate

Be the master of your fate

not the slave of your problems

Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

Kis tarah chal rahe hai Zindagi

Mat Pooch K Kis Tarah Se Chal Rahi Hai Zindagi…

Us Daor Se Guzar Rahay Hain Jo Guzarta Hi Nahi…

Belief In Things

The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.

Mashaaaa Allah

Mashaaaa Allah….

Mashaaaa Allah….

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Kuch nahi ap apna kam karo meri nazar Achaanak sheeshey Pey parr gai thi..

åpni tåsveer mms karo

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ

Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås

Nokiå “1202” hy…!

When A Person Cries Due To Happines

When A Person Cries Due To Happiness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.

But
When It 1st Comes From The Left,
Its Pain

Name of ALLAH

Allah is alwayz with u when
Ur happy He is Al-Rehman
Ur hungry He is Al-Razzaq
U call Him He is Al-Sami
Ur unsafe He is Al-Hafeez
Ur honored He is Al-Moiz
Ur jobless He is Al-Moqeet
U pray He is Al-Mujeeb
Ur upset He is Al-Wakeel
U go astray He is Al-Hadi
Ur gifted He is Al-Kareem
Ur forgiven He is Al-Ghafoor
Ur hopeless He is Al-Noor
Ur sinner He is Al-Tawwab
U thank Him He is Al-Shakoor

Subhan Allah

We Think Everyday Is The Same

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything changed!

All worries start

Ans:H

Bcoz

all worries start with”H”

Horrible?

Hazard?

Horrific?

Hopeless?

Harsh?

Horror?

&

Finally

*”HUSBAND”*.

Dil Dooba

Chup Ho Kis Wajha Say Hamain Malo0m Nahi Magar..

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahi Kartey.?

Saahib e ilm bola

Meri ankho ko Dekh kar wo Saahib-e-ilm Bola

Teri Sanjeedgi Btaati Hai, Tujhe kbhi Hansne Ka Shoq Tha.

The Will To Win

The will to win,
the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential…
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Beautiful Decent Urdu Poetry

Neechi nazron mein qayamat ka asar hota hai..
Husn kuch aur nikhar jata hai sharmate huwe.

Sometimes Love Is For Lifetime

Sometimes Love is for a Moment ;

Sometimes Love is for Lifetime;

But,

Sometimes a Moment with the One You Love,………is Enough to spend Your life

Enjoy laziness

I love work..but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished..

How can i finish sumthing that i love??So i dont work.

Enjoy laziness with “attitude”:-D

Veeran ker gya

Bichra kuch is tarah k rut hi badal gai,
Ek shaqs sary shehar ko veeran kr gya.

Makes you a refree

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Five heartiest prayers

My five heartiest prayers for you in this holy month of ramadan…!

1- May Allah bless you with health,wealth and success.
2-May Allah keep you in his protection forever.
3-May U always stay blessed n happy.
4-May you live long.
5-May Allah bless you and your family at the day of judgment..! Aameen

Urdu Mother Day Sms 2012

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day

mazaq ki had

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna

Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

Girl Friend Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha

Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do

Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Usse Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai…

Dil Ka Dard Subah Sham Humne Kata Hai

Dil ka dard subah sham humne kata hai
unse dil lagane ka pal yaad aata hai,
woh toh humhe bhul ker kahin or kho gaye,
dil humaara hai unhe bhula bhi nahi pata hai.

toot k Bikhra nahi kerty

Hum Ahl-e-Wafa Husn ko Ruswa nahi kerty!

Parda bhi Uthay Rukh se to dekha nahi kerty!

Ker letay hen Dil apna Tasawwer hi se Roshan,

Moosa ki tara Toor pe jaya nahi kerty!

Rakhtey hen jo Auron k liye Piyar ka Jazba,

Wo log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi kerty!

Kehti hai to kehti Rahey Maghroor ye Dunia,

Hum Murr k kisi Shakhs ko dekha nahi kerty!

Hum log to Mey Nosh hen Badnam hen lekin,

Pakeeza jo log hen Kia Kia nahi kerty..!

Mujh Tum Yaad Ate ho

MUJHE TUM YAD AATY HO

Khayalon me,Sawalon me,

Muhabat k hawalon me,

Tumhen aawaz deta hun,

Tumhen wapas bulata hun,

Jab koi nazm kehta hun,

usy unwan deta hun,

MUJY TUM YAD AATY HO…..!

Tumhari yaad holay se,

koi sarghoshi krti hy,

Palken bheeg jati hen,

to aansu toot girty hen,

Me aankhon ko jhukata hun,

bazahir muskurata hun,

faqat itna he kehta hun,

Mujy kitna satate ho

MUJHAY TUM YAD AATY HO…!

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right

and the other is always husband

If U Never Taste

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

Kia wajuud mera

Tere Bin Ab Hum Reh Nahi Sakty,
Tere Bina Kia Wajuud Mera

Wabasta Teri zaat se

AYE ALLAH: Wabasta TERI zaat se sabhi silsilay hain

magar Meri zindagi hai Mukhtasir TERI BANDAGI k liye…..

Gham Ache Nai Lagte

Tumhare Chaand Se Chehre Pe Ghum Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Hamme Keh Do Chale Jao, Jo Hum Tumhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Hame Wo Zakhm Do Sanam Jo Saari Umar Na Bhar Paye,

Jo Jaldi Bhar Ke Mitt Jaaye Wo Zakham Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Tumhe Har Ghazal Me Likhna Mera Dastoor Hai Lekin,

Saari Mehfil Kare Tera Charche Mujhe Achhe Nahe Lagte,

Mai Chaahat Ki Uss Manzil Pe Aa Pahuncha Hu Ke,

Tumhare Chaahane Wale Mujhe Ab Achhe Nahi Lagte…!!

Abi aa rahe ho

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
.
.
.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
.
.
.
.
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti. Abi Kaha Ho Tum ?

me aa rhi Hun.

Dost K Nam

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi

Submit By: zubair (03086534490)

Duaon ke saharay ke zaroorat

Hai Mujh Ko Duaon Ke Saharay Ki Zaroorat
Ae Kash Koi Aaj Mujhe DIl Se Duaa Deee

son of a bitch

A little boy was doing his math’s homework. He said to himself, 2+5the son of a bitch is7.. 3+6the son of a bitch is9.
His mother heared this &gasped “wht r u doing?” the little boy answered,”I’m doing my math’s homework,Mom.” “And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?”
“Yes”he answered.
Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher nxt day, “wt r u teaching my son in math’s?”
The teacher replied,”right nw we r learning addition”
The mother asked,”And r u teaching them to say 2+2,the son of a bitch is 4?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered “wht I taught them was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS4”:)

When Girls Hurt

When a Guy is Hurt

He smokes, Drinks,

Tries to be Mightier, Devilish,

Crazy, Mad.
.
.
.
But When a Girl is Hurt

Sleeps Silently with a Teddy Bear.

On This Anniversary

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

Aaghaaz Kar Raha Hoon

Aap Ki Khidmat Me Apna Kaha Huwa Qat’a.
:————————————-:
Aaghaaz Kar Raha Hoon KHUDA K Kalaam Se,
:
Khaalis Amal Huaa Meraa Is Ahtemaam Se,
:
Gar Ho Qubool-e-HAQ Ye Meri Sms Service,
:
Ina’am Paaoon MAHDI Alay His Salaam Se.
:————————————-:

From: Mazhar Abbas (03312002561)

Tumhari Aadat hai tarpana

ChaloO Mana Ky Tumhari AadaT Hy TarPana

Zara SoucHo kOi Mrr Gaya To Kya Karo Gy

science ne prove

Aslam o Aliekum KHANA KAABA

ek aisi wahid jaga hai jis k ooper se aaj tak koi parinda nahi guzra.

Duniya ki kisi Airline ka jahaz aaj tak us k ooper se nahi guzra.

Qudrti tor per us ki direction aisi hai k chand or sooraj bhi us k oopr kharay nahi ho sakty..

Or science ne prove kiya hai k pori duinya ka center woh jaga hai jahan khana-e- kaba tameer hai.

“SUBHAN ALLAH”

Apne doston ko bhi is khobsurat information se agah karen.

Wasi Shah – MUHABBAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA

MOHABAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA…???
Men shaa’yr hun tou aksr log mj se poochty hen,
es haseen asraar k bary,
“Btaen tu bhala kya h??”
“MOHABAT AAKHRISH HAI KYA??”
WASI men hns k khta hun,
ksi payasy ko apny hissy ka pani pilana b MOHABAT h,
bhanwar men doobty ko saahilon tk ley k jana b MOHBT Hy,
ksi k wasty nanhi c qurbani MOHABAT Hy,
kahen hm raaz sary khoul skty houn mgr phr b,
ksi ke bey bsi ko dekh kr khamosh reh jana,j
MOHABAT Hy,
ho dil men drd veerani mgr phr b,
ksi k waasty he hounton pr hnsi laana,
zbrdsti he muskana,
MOHABAT Hai…
Kahen baarish men sehmy bheegty billi k bachy ko,
zra c der ko ghar ley k aana b,
MOHABAT Hy,
koi chirya jo kmry men bhtakti aan nkli ho,
tu us chirya ko,
punkhy bnd kr k raasta bahir ka dikhlana MOHABAT Hy..
ksi k zakham sehlaana,
ksi roty huey dil ko behlana MOHABAT Hy,
k meetha bol,meethi baat,meethy lffz,sb kya h??
MOHABAT Hy..
Mohabat ek he bs ek he ensan ke khatir mgan rhna,
hma wqt uske baton khushbo’on men doulna kb h..???
MOHBT Srf uske zullf k bul kholna kb h???
MOHABAT K Hazaron rung lakhon esta’aary hen,
ksi b rung men ho ye,
mje apna bnati hai,
ye mry dil ko bhaati hai..

Wo Mehsus Kry Humen

wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath………

is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..

DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN

DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)….

YANI KHIRAJ-E-SEEL-E-WAFA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)

ME SOACH HE RAHA THA ILAJ-E-GUM-E-HIYAAT….

BE SAKHTA KISI NY KAHA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)..

Urdu Funny – Iftar ki aukaat

Wo log jo fit rehna chahtay hain unse apeal hai . . . . . . . .

K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Iftar ki aukaat me apni aukaat me rahen.:-)

U R The Best

2C light look@SUN,
2C love look@MOTHER,
2C beauty look@NATURE,
2C hope look@FUTURE.
But 2C all of these look@MIRROR!
U r the best. Gud morning…

You Love Me In December As You Do In May?

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?

Mithaas Hamare Lahoo

Mouqa MiLay Jisay bhi Wo Peeta Zaroor hai,
Shayed Bohat MitHaas Hamare Lahoo mai hai.

Aankhon Mein Uljhi

Na Ayaan Hui Tum Se, Na Bayaan Hui Hum Se,

Bus Suljhi Hui Aankhon Mein Uljhi Rahi Mohabbat….!!

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,

May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,

As you make a wonderful pair,

Happy Wedding.

Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir

Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir Wo Tera Shayar Wo Tera Nasir

Teri Gali Tak Tu Ham Ne Dekha Phir Na Jane Kidhr Gya Wo

Yes you are

Yes You
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
You Are Beautiful 😀

Open The Door

Open The Door!Kon?

HumHum Kon?

Hum SMS Kia kehna hai “GOOD night*”

Tu kya chahie? Ap K Chehry Pr Ek Pyari si .,….. *(SMILE)*…

Kohli ke Ronay Main

Na khanay main,

na sonay main

jo maza hai kohli ke ronay main 😛 😉

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mor Doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

Azab-e-Qbr se bachany wali 7 chezain

Azab-e-Qbr se bachany wali 7 chezain
1.Namaz ki pabndi
2.Sadqy ki ksrt
3.Tilawt-e-Quran
4.Tasbihat ki ksrt
5.Jhoot se bachna
6.Khaynat na krna
7.Chugli se bachna.
Sadqa.e.Jaria.
‘Allah us k chehry ko tro taza rkhy ga jis ne mri baat ko suna,yad kia or agy pohancha dia
(Sahi Muslim
Pray4me)

KeEp RocKNg yARo

Fashion is simplicity for us.
Class is meeting hall for us.
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
V r”StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!!

Udasi Ka Bharam

Hum ne apni udaasi ka is terhan bharam rakha,
Rabtay kam ker diye aur Maghroor kehlanay lagey..

Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1 Think before speaking – to avoid lie

2 Don’t see movies for time passing – Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3 Don’t waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar – It’s time for acceptance of Dua

4 Avoid anger cum conflict with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution – remember you are fasting

May Allah enable us to reap ramzan benefits Ameen

Udas Kiyo Ho

unhone pucha mujhse ki tum udaas kyo rehte ho

me: hanse kha sochta hu tume apni saari khushi de du

unhone phir pucha tum itna sochte kyu ho

me: tum haqiqat mai toh meri ho nai sakti tume khayalo mai apnta hu

agar tume mai nhi mili toh

me: yeh jindgi gawa dunga isse kya hansil hoga

me: ek umeed tumhe agle zanam mai paane ki

I asked to my heart

One day I asked to my heart

WHAT IS LOVE….!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Heart Said – Dekh mera kaam hai Blood Supply karna…
Faltu ke Out-of syllabus…sawal mat kar…!!!

Rehti Hai Teri Yaad

Her Waqat Mri Khoj Mein

Rehti Hai Teri Yaad…

Tu Nay Mery Vajood Ki Tanhai Bhi Cheen Li….

My Heart Loves Someone

I Loved Someone,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces

…n

Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1

And

People Call Me A

F L I R T =P xD

Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS

Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke Siva

Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke siva..
Mainee bhi Zindgi ko Karib se
Dekha He Dost?
Muskil Me Koi Sath Nahi Deta
Ansu Ke Siva?..!

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola

Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon… 😀

Ramzan 2012 Wishes n Greetings

Ramzan 2012 is an event that happens every year for all Muslims training. Muslims consider the youthful element to this function. As soon as a Muslim hits puberty, it is generally the age where one would begin the practice of Ramadan. In the course of this time, all their emphasis has turned to God to strengthen their spiritual connection. Friends and family members are also targeted to strengthen those bonds beautiful. Ramadan is a time like 2012 all over the body and the thoughts of reflection and discovers ways to be and act more positively.
Through 2012 Ramadan wishes quotes, a quick end part in. This time is considered as the month of fasting and not ingesting or consuming place during this time. Besides consuming or not consuming, a man of quick body wrap is done as nicely. In the course of hours to a full day fast is performed to consist of foods and consume as any pleasures consist of sexual intercourse. This is a time for reflection and awareness to concentrate their God, Allah. Prayer is much more complete in this time and properly, as self reflection. Throughout this time, lousy routines are allowed to go and much more optimistic habits exchange them lousy.
New bonds with relatives and friends are created in the course of Ramzan 2012 wishes, quotes and greetings. The soul is cleansed and a new concentrate is produced daily life. Much consideration has turned to God and a strong spiritual connection is created. By fasting, a considerable sacrifice of self is so far performed better themselves and to be superior to people close to them. This is also a time to let go and forgive and forget any errors that may have occurred in the past. This is a time for new beginnings and new relationships, and this term should be treated like this kind of all followers of the religion.
2012 Ramadan greetings falls during the ninth month of Islamic calendar. This usually transpires in August or September based on changes in the moon. Due to the fact that similar data are not only for every yes, this leaves many individuals wondering when is Ramadan 2012. For yr 2012, Ramadan will fall by July 21 and go right up to August 20. This period usually lasts between 29 and 30 days and 2012 will not be distinct. This time will be known as the month of fasting. Muslims refrain from all eating and drinking and return to their attention and focus to their God, Allah.

3 Chehray Insan Ko

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.
Or
Tesra Misbah-Ul-Haq

Ehsaan Kerte Ho

Wafa K NaaM Py tuM Ny Sabhi Kuch l00t Liya,

Faqat 2, 4 SaNSaiN Chh0r Kr Q EhsaaN Krty H0…

how softly you

No matter how softly you whisper prayer,

God listens & knows the hopes & fears you keep in your heart.

When you trust in HIS love, miracles happen.

May God fulfill all our desires even before we start whispering. INSHAALLAH.

Ae Google A Teri Baibay Da Verha Nai

Pappu ki Maa:
Pappu meri juti lab de
Smart Pappu after 5 minutes..
Opened google.com and typed
WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com
Google replied:
Banday da putar ban
Ae google a
Teri baibay da Verha nai..

Bullehy shah Said

Bullehy shah Said:

Bartan lohe de kdi tutdy ni,
Maali apne baagh nu kdi putdy ni,
Tut jande ne kai wari lahu de rishty,
Pr rishtey yaari dy kdi tutdy nai..

Mjhy Apk 3mnt Chahye

Mjhy Apk 3mnt Chahye
Ab prho
3br Astghfar
3br Subhanallah
3br Durood-pak
3br Phla Klma
3br Surah Ikhlas
3mnt tk msg 2sro Ko kro
1 Din apko in 3Mnt Pr Naz hoga.

Muhabbat mai pehla muskrana

Rishta baad mai tabdeel ho kr jo b reh Jae..

Muhabbat mai wo pehla muskrana yaad rehta hai….

Biggest loss in life

Shakespear said “Death is not the biggest loss in life,
The biggest loss is
When
Relationships die between us when we are alive”

Ankhon men Samaya

ankhon men samaya ha tera chand sa chehra
qismat ne dikhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

khahish ha k dekhon tere chehrey ko musalsal
itna mujhey bhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

DiL Aik Ghar Hay

Apny Laboon Ko Dushmn-E-izhar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Sachay Hein Jo, Unhein Gunahgar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Jitny Bhi Lafz Hein Wo Mehktay GuLab Hein. . . ! !
Lehjay K Farq sE Unhein TaLwaar Mat Bana. . . ! !
iLzaam! Kuch Tu Gardish-E-Aiyaam Ko Bhi dE. . . ! !
Apny Har Aik Ghum Ko Ghum-E-Yaar Mat Bana. . . ! !
Har Aik K Liye KhuLa Mat Rakh issy “faraz”. . . ! !
Yeh DiL Aik Ghar Hy, issy Bazaar Mat Bana…

DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI

Sath Dil ke chale Dil Ko Nahi Roka Humne..!!

Jo na Apna Tha Usey Toot Ke Chaha HumnE..!!

Aik DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI…!!

Kia Batayen kisE KhOya KiseY paYa huMne.

Best Urdu Mothers Day Poetry

ek hasti hy jo jan hy meri
jo aan se barh kar maan hy meri
khuda hukam de to kar dun sajda usy
Q k wo r koi nhi “MAA” hy meri

Tera Puter be

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..

Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae.

Shaakh-e-Gulaab

Meri Dastan ka urooj tha,

Teri Narm Palkon ki chaon main,

Mere sath tha Tujhe jagna,

Teri aankh kaise jhapk gai,

Bhla Hum mile bhi to kya mile,

Wohi Doorian wohi faaslay,

Na kbi Hamare Qadam Barhay na kbi Tumhari Jijhak gai,

Tere Haath se Mere Hont tk wohi intzaar ki Piyas hai,

Mere Naam ki jo Sharab thi kahin raste main Chalak gai,

Tujhe Bhool jane ki koshishain kbi kaam’yaab na ho skien,

Teri yaad Shaakh-e-Gulaab hai,

Jo hawa chali to Mehak gai..

Darud Ka Toufa

Aj hum HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W ko

darud pak ka tohfa denay ja rahe han. . .

kindly drud pak parh k ye msg jitna ho sake 4rwd karein. .

Qissa-e-Shauq Mein Hain Wo

Qissa-e-shauq mein hain wo youn nigahain barham
Jaisy hum aaty hain kuch shikwa-e-heeja le kar. . !

Why Asians Are in Different Colors

English to Sir Syed:

Why all Asians are indifferent colors?? We all are White !!

Sir Syed: “Horses are in different colors,

* But all “Donkeys” are Same!!”

Hazrat Muhammad (s.a.w.) ki Khususiyaat

Hazrat Muhammad
(s.a.w.) ki Khususiyaat

Aap (s.a.w.) ka saya nahi tha!

Aap (s.a.w.) pe kbi Makhi nhi bethi!

Aap (s.a.w) ko kbi jamai nhi ae!

Aap (s.a.w.) jase agay dekhte thy wesa hi piche dkte thy!

Aap (s.a.w.) jis janwer pe sawar hoey wo kbi nhi bhaga!
SUBHAN ALAH

Nigaah E Qais Se Dekho

Nigaah-E-Qais Se Dekho Hamesha HusN-E-Laila Ko…

SaNam Jaisa Bhi Ho, Jis Ka Bhi Ho, Be-Misl Hota Hai…

Dost ke Dawat

Jo shaks bila waja

apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai,

kamyabi hmesha us k kdam chomti hy.

to
.
.
.
.
ajaoun kya?

Saliqa ho to aisa ho

Nazar se door reh kar bhi kisi ki soch me basna

Kisi k pass rehne ka saliqa ho to aisa ho…!!!

Can not touch

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Apnon ne chaha nahi

MujHe aksar apnon se chahat ka shikwa rehta hai
..,’WASI’..,

Kyun k kabhi apnon ne chaha nahi mujhe apnon ki tarah..!

You Are the Best Dad

You Are the Best Dad

I m So Blessed to Have a Father Like You

Kya Kya Ahsas Krati Ha

Kya Kya Ahsas Krati Ha Ye Dnya
Jan Ly Jany Py Tul Jati Ha Ye Dnya..

hajraton ka malal tha mgr ab nai

Tre hajraton ka malal tha mgr ab nai

mujy serf tra he khyala tha mgr ab nai

tre bymasal muhbton k nesaab may

to zamanay bhr may mesal tha mgr ab nai

jisy to nay dard ata kiya wo adme

tre kurtbtoon may nehaal tha mgr ab nai

Wafa k Waday

Ab to Her koi tere Aashianay ka pata Poochta hai “WASi”,

Na Janay kis kis se wafa k waday kiye hain tum ne…

2 Dost Pahari ki Choti k Baith The

2 dost pahari ki choti k baithe the

1st:agr me tumhe yahan se jump krne ka kahun to tum kia kro ge

2nd:han me zrur jump laga dunga

1st:why?

2nd:kyun ke me janta hun ke tum mera haath pakar kr mujhe oper khench lo ge

1st:agr me aysa na krun to?

2nd:to me is yaqin ke sath mar jao ga ke mere dost ne mujhe bachane ki pori koshish ki hogi magar nahi bacha saka…

dosti sirf sitbar ka nam hai isko khona mat

Sardar With Pinky

Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya

From: Asma Zafar

Tere Sang e Raah Se

Hazar Chashmah tere Sang-e-Raah se Phootay,

Khudi Mein Doob Kar Zarb-e-Kaleem Paida Kar.

(Iqbal)

Celebrate Ghussa DaY

‘ Celebrate ‘
” Ghussa DaY “.

Woh mere kon se baat hai jo aapko ghussa dilati hay??

Reply Dil khol k kero

I will never mind..

GOLDEN CHANCE

Software Engineer

HeighT oF TechnicaL ThinkinG

A Software Engineer falling from the r0of 0f a

building and sh0uting

F1 F1 F1 instead 0f HELP HELP HELP 😉

Jannat Mangny ki Dua

(Jannat mangny ki Dua)
“Allahumma inni assalukal jannah”

.

(DozaKH se dori ki duA)

“Allahumma ajjrni minannar”

.

Jitne Log parhengY APko B utna HE swab milega..

Ek Muddat se

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi yaro

Unhain shak hai k mujhe raat ko bachiya phone karti hein.

The Child Was Born

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Dil na buna hota

Taskeen Mohbbat ke fiqat do hi tariqay thay

Ya Dil na bna hota ya tm na bnay hotay.

Mazhaiya University Sms

1 student ne MBA ka form fill karty hue chokidar se pocha:

Janab kaisi hai ye university?

Chokidar: bohat hi achi hai,

main ne b yahan se hi MBA kiya hai..

Rim Jhim Rim Jhim

Rim jhim rim jhim baras rahi hai,
Yaad tumhaari qatraa qatraa…

Planned a Propose Girl

12 Boys planned to propose a girl
.
.
.
.
10 came with a rose,

But 1 came with a ring: Thats Confidence
.
.
.
But what about the other 1?
.
.
.
Honeymoon ki ticket le aaya Thats OVER CONFIDENCE

You Have Seen Me Laugh

You have seen me laugh
You have seen me cry
And always you were there with me.
I may not have always said it But thanks
and I love you Happy Fathers Day.

8 Best Moments In Life

8 best moments in life
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!

2 Larkiyan Bus Mai 1 Seat Ke Liye

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
.
Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
.
.
Phir
.
.
Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

Tujhy naaz hai k main haseen hun

Tujhy naaz hai k main haseen hun

mery gulsitaan ko zawal kia…

Mujhy fakhr hai k main ishq hun

Jo Jala na doon to kamal kia…

Mujhy zindgi ki dua na de

Mujhy zindgi ki talab nahi

Meri maut ko Jo taal de is zindgi ki majal kia

Humen manzilon ki khabr nahi

Humen rah guzar ki talsh hai

Is rah guzar per nikal pary

to uroj kia aur zawal kia

Tery piyar men shikwy gily

teri in adaon pe mar chaly

Jo hayat thi tujh pe war di

To Jawab kia aur sawal kia.

Police me bharti karwane

1 Bachcha road pe kutta
lekar ja
raha tha
Police wala(haste huye)
Beta
apne bhai ko lekar kaha
ja rahe
ho
Bachcha-police me
bharti
karwane 😀

DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani

“DARD NAAK KAHANI “Larka Larki ko chahta tha,

mgr wo Larki nhi janti thi! 1 din Larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k ”

Tum muje achi lagti ho larki ko ghusa aya or us ne

“Larke ki Naak pe mukka mar diya.”

Larke ki naak mei bohat dard howaor Is tarha ye ‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani khatam hui.

Have big problem

When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….

Salaam kiya kero

Agar Tum Apny TAKABBUR Ko Torna Chahte Ho,

Toh Kisi Gharib Ko Salaam Kiya Kro

3 Charsi On Motorcycle

3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the

Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di

““““ thaaaaaa ““““`
Usne apne aagy wale se pocha

“Goli tenu vajji a?”

usne kaha ‘nai’.

usne apne peechy wale se pocha

“te fer Goli tenu vajji a?”

wo b bola ‘nai’

Wo Khud neechy gir gya:

“Le fer Menu e vajji oou”

Most Difficult Exams

Life is the most difficult exam.

Many people fail bcoz they try to copy others,

not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Agar Ap Race

1) Agar Aap Race Mein Doosray Number Pe Aanay Walay Ko Overtake Kar Gaye Toh Aap Kaunsi Position Pe Huay?

Ans:2nd
2) Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hathi Jitni Bari Hai Mgr Uska Wazan Koi Nahi Hota? Hathi Ka Saya
3) Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo Din Rat Dorti Hai Magr Us K Koi Paao’n Nahi Hote?
Ans: Waqt

Kids of our age

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never !!

Boy said to girl: see i told you not to worry.

This Is A Bridge Of Friendship

This is a bridge of friendship,
when you are sad and lonely,
cross it.
I will wait on the other side.
If u r afraid just tell me, I
will cross it for YOU!
…

tabeeb (doctor) se bachna

Agr ap kisi tabeeb (doctor) se bachna chahty hen.
(1)To sura-e- FAATIHA mein her bimari ki shifa hy.
( 2 ) Agr aap ki murad puri nahi hoti, to rozana surah-e-YASEEN ki tilawat kren.
(3) Agr Rizq mein barkat chahiye, To rat ko rozana surah-e-WAQEYA Parhen.
(4) Agr Ap ko Qabr k azab ka dar hy, to rozana rat ko surah-e-MULK Parhen
(5) Agr Dunya k her jhagray se nijat hasil krni hy, to QURAN ki tilawat ko apni Adat bna len!

No beauty

Somebody said to God…
“I hate life as it has no beauty”
…God Replied…
“Who asked u to love life???
Just love me, life will become beautiful

Khamosh Samandar Ki Tarhan

Ek Main Hun K Lehron Ki Tarhan Chain Nahi Hai,
Ek Wo Hai K Khamosh Samandar Ki Tarhan Hai.

Mohabat Rishta Aur Aietebar

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy…
1– Mohabat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar
or
<(‘, ‘)  ))>_/ _
4–ITWAR :-

Kabhi Palkon Pe Aansoo Hain

Kabhi Palkon Pe Aansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Per Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat HAI

Jo Aata Hai Woh Jataa Hai Yeh Duniya Aani Jaani Hai
Yahan Her Shaks Musafir Hai Safar Mein Zindagani Hai
Ujalon Ki Zaroorat Hai Andhera Meri Kismat Hai

Kabhi Palkon Pe Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai

Zara Aye Zindagi Dum Le Tera Deedar Toh Kar Loo
Kabhi Dekha Nahin Jis Ko Uska Deedaar Toh Ker Loo
Abhi Se Chhod Kar Mat Jaa Abhi Teri Zaroorat Hai

Kabhi Palkoon Pay Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai

Koi Anjaan Sa Chehraa Ubhar Tha Hai Fizaaon Mein
Yeh Kis Ki Aahatein Jagee Meri Khamosh Rahon Mein
Abhi Aye Mout Naa Aanaa Mera Thikaana Jannat Hai

Kabhi Palkon Pe Ansoo Hain Kabhi Lab Par Shikayat Hai
Magar Aye Zindagi Phir Bhi Mujhe Tujh Se Mohabbat Hai

A Beautiful Belief

A beautiful belief:

If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.

If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience

If he doesnt answer,
He knows u can handle

Zarron say be chun saktay

Jab Kabhi Tum Toot Kar bikhro To batana Hum Ko

Hum Tumhein Rait K Zarron Say b Chunn Saktay Hain

Boys never change

1 Day boy was sitting with a Girl.
.
.
2nd Day with another Girl.
.
.
3rd Day with a different Girl
.
.
Moral: Girls change but Boys never change =p

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam
Raat Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam
Tujhi Se Hay Subha Meri Tujhi Se Mera Shaym
Her Waqt Yaad Aati Hay Teri Fizaeean
Jab Bhi Leta Hai Koi, Pardes Mein Tera Naam
Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
wish u 23rd March

Mujhe Rulao Ge Nai

Mujh se Wada Karo Mujhe Rulao Gay Nahi

Halaat Jo Bhi Ho Mujhe Bhulaao Gay Nahi

Chupa Ke Apni Aankhon Mein Rakho Gay MujhKo

Duniya Mein Kisi Aur Ko Dikhao Gay Nahin

Mere Lafz Mere Dil Ki Tahrerein Hai

Qasam Uthao InKo Kabhi jalao Gay Nahi

Mujhe Yeh Yaqeen Dilao

Mujhe humesha Yaad Rakho Gay

Meri Yaadon Ko Apne Dil Sy Mitao Gay Nahi

Shab-e-barat Shayari

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap sab ko
Shab-e-barat

(shaban shayri)

Be Mesal Hota

Nazar Nazar Ka Farq Hota Hai Husn Ka Nahi…….!!

Mehbob Jis Ka Bi Ho Jesa Bi Ho Be Mesal Hota Hai……!!

Saying Good Morning

Saying Good Morning is not a formality or Due to free msg,.. It’s the art of Saying that i rmember u in My starting of the DAY.

SUBAH BAKHAIR…

Look at Person

When you look at a person, any person,
remember that everyone has a story.
Everyone has gone through something that
has changed them.

surah Fateha surah ikhlas ke fazeelat

Hadis : Jab tum apne bister par jao tu Surah

“FATEHA” aur Surah “IKHLAS” parh lia kro

Moat k ilawa hr cheez se be-khauf ho jao.

APSA.W.W) ne farmaya:jo koi b ye khabar logon tak puhunchaye ga,

Qayamat k din JANNAT mein us k liye mukam mere zimma hoga.

(IN$HALLAH)

Mohabbat zakhm deti

Mohabbat zakhm deti hy mohabbat jaan leti hy….!!
Mohabbat khud nahen marti mohabbat maar deti hy….!!

Kon say Ambiya Karaam

Kon say Ambiya Karaam kahan Dafan hain :

1. Adam (A.S)
Sri Lanka

2. Nooh (A.S)
Jordan

3. Hood (A.S) Yemen

4. Saaleh (A.S) Lebanon

5. Loot (A.S)Iraq

6. Ibraheem (A.S) Israel

7. Ishaq (A.S) Phalestin

8. Yaqoob (A.S) Phalestin

9. Yousuf (A.S) Phalestin

10. Ayuob (A.S) Oman

11. Shoaib (A.S) Jordan

12. Moosa (A.S) Israel

13. Haroon (A.S) Jordan

14. Dawood (A.S) Israel

15. Suleman (A.S) Israel

16. Younis (A.S) Lebanon

17. Zikriya (A.S) Syria

18. Yahya (A.S) Syria

19. Ismaeel (A.S)

Or

20. Nabi Kareem Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa( S A A W )Saudi Arabia.

Tanha Hu Is Dard Mohabbat Mei

Tanha Hu Is Dard Mohabbat Mei
Meri Tarah Behaal Tum Bhi Ho
Hm Hai Kisi Ujde Hue Shahar Ki Misaal
Aankhen Bata Rahi Hai Ki Viraan Tum Bhi Ho

Meri Behn Ko Curent Laga Hai

A girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?

Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai…

It Is Said That If A Girl

It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
.
.
.
.
.
Slide-Show Begins 😛

Zindagi Ki Kitaab

Yeh Warq Warq Teri Daastaan,

Yeh Sabaq Sabaq Tere Tazkaray,

Main Karoon To Kaisay Karoon Alag,

Tujhay Zindagi Ki Kitaab Say.

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher to pathan:

can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?

Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?

Pathan: Motivating

Gaye Baras Ki Eid Ka Din

Gaye baras ki eid ka din kya acha tha,
chaand ko dekh ke uskaa chehra dekha tha
Fazaa mein cactus ke lehjey ki nermahat thi
mausam apne rang mein faiz ka missraah tha
Dua ke be-awaz, ulohi lamhon mein
woh lamhaa bhi kitna dilkashh lamha tha
Haath utha ker jab Aankhoon hi aankhon mein
us ne mujh ko apne Rab se mangaa tha
Phir mere chehre ko haathon mein le ker
kitney pyar se mera maatha chooma tha!
Hawa! kuch aj ki shab ka ahwaal suna
kya woh apni chat per aj akela tha?
Ya koi mere jeisi saath thi, aur uss ne
chand ko dekh ke us ka chehra dekhaa tha?

Tum bohat haseen ho

Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

Muhabbat Tol Di Us Ny

Mere israr pr aakhir,
Boht majbur ho kr aaj,
Mujhe Apni nigahon ki,
Udasi sounp di us ny,
Boht be-bas, boht tanha,
Boht bikhri muhabbat ki,
Haqiqat khol di us ny,
Khalish jo us k dil mein thi,
Wo ab meri amanat hai,
Shikasta lehjy ki jitni bhi,
Thakan thi, bol di us ny,
Kisi ki khatir jo mujh ko,
Apni muhabbat keh nahi paya,
Magar aaj apny aansuon se,
Muhabbat tol di us ny?

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9781720)

Zindagi hai khel

Zindagi hai khel

Phir bhi pyari hai

Kya thamasha hai..

Kab se jaari hai

Kya thamasha hai..

Kab se jaari hai

Hadd Mohabbat ki

Usne mujse poocha
kya hadd hai teri mohabbat ki
maine kaha….
suno!

aey meri Jaan
Mohabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti
Jo haddon me reh kar ki jaaye
wo Mohabbat nahi hoti

Confess To Wife

A Man On His Death Bed

Confesses To His Wife :

“I Had Affairs With Your Sister,

With Ur Best Friend & Even Our Maid”

Wife:

“I Know Darling

Now Relax, Let The Poison Work”:-D

Thokar Lagne se

DuNya Me Sari Chezein Thokar Lagne se TOOT jati Hain Magr

1 Insan Hi Aesi cheez Ha Jo Aksar Thokar Lagne K Baad Banta He,

Good Night

sochti aankhen

Suno tum lot aao na ..

woh dekho chand nikla hai…

sitaray jagmagay hen…

hamari muntazir aankhen…

duwayen mangti aankhen..

tumhen hi sochti aankhen …

Umrain Beet jati hen

Zara si Ranjish pe na choro Wafa ka Daman…..
~~ Wasi ~~

Umrain Beet jati hen Dil ka Rishta Banany mai…

US NE CHAHA

USNE CHAHA TU CHAHATTON KI HADON SE BARH KAR,
KEHTA THA HATH NA CHORNA TUFANO SE DAR KAR.
PHIR KHUD HI TOR DIYA WO TALUQ ZINDAGI KE MUR PE.
AJJ MEIN NE POCHA TU KEHTA HAI WO LAMHA THA JO GUZAR GAYA KINARO KO TOR KAR,
KHUD HI RO PARA WO EK ZINDAGI KE MUR PAR,

AUR KEH GAYA TUM KESI AUR KI HO JAYO MUGHY BHOL KAR,
MEIN HASRAT SE DAIKHTI RAHY USY HATHO KO JHOR KAR,
AUR WO CHAL DIYA MERI WAFAO KO RONG KAR.

MAGAR MEIN KARO GI INTEZAR UN LAMHAT KO THAM KAR,
KBI TU HOGA USY YE AHSAS KESI NE CHAHA THA USY DUNIYA KO BHOL KAR

Deprived of all good

Reported by Jarir bin Abdullah (RA):

Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said,

He who is deprived of forbearance and gentleness is,
in fact, deprived of all good. [Muslim]

Aik Pagal Larki

Hatoon may aik qalam dabye

khoni ko ghutnoo’n pay takaye

palkoo’n per resham Khawab sajye

Dil may aik Asha si jagye

aur aanchal ko sar per jamaye

aik Pagal larki

pharo’n kisi ko sochti hai

har pal har dam chonkti hai

mann hi mann may ro dati hai

phir lamha bhar kuch sochti hai

or khud hi khud hans dati hai

aik pagal larki

“drivE KiLLER”
03132174713

From: Jinnu Rider

Throughout Life People Will

Throughout life people will make you mad,
disrespect you and treat you bad.
Let God deal with the things they do,
cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

Hadis E Pak

Hadis e Pak
Kisi Musalman ko jaiz nai k wo kisi Musalman ko khofzada kary
(ABU DAUD V4 P391 H5004)

Close Your Eyes

Close your eyes and think about yourself for 30 seconds.
.
.
Now open your eyes and you will realize that
.

.

.

.

.

.
you have wasted 30 seconds.

Mujhay itna pyar na do

Mujhay itna pyar na do Baba,
Kal jitna mujhay naseeb na ho,

Ye jo maatha chuma kertey ho.
Kal is per shikan ajeeb na ho

Main jab bhi roti hon Baba
Aap ansoo poncha kertey ho

Mujhay itni dooor na chor aana
Main roun aur ap qareeb na ho

Meray naz uthatey ho Baba
Meray laad uthatey ho Baba

Meri choti choti khwahish per Ap
jaan lutatey ho Baba

Kal aisa na ho ik nagri mein Mein
tanha apko ko yaad karon,,

Aur ro ro ker faryad karon
Ay Allah meray Baba sa,
Koi pyar jataney wala ho
Mera Naz Uthaney Wala Ho..

There Is No Perfect Life

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

Iss Rah Main

Dil Toot Bhi Jae To Muhabat Nahi Mit-ti

Iss Rah Main Lut Ker Bhi Khasara Nai Hota

Likha parha PUNJAB

Tariq Mehmood Bajwa, MPA of PML(N) from Nanka Sahib 68, has made an amazing record by doing
MA in 2002
BA in 2006
& Matriculation in 2007
Please forward ths msg to all ur friends as an attempt 2 make his name in Guinness Book of World Records… Likha parha PUNJAB.

Dad Your Guiding Hand

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Fathers Day

Entrepreneurs Problem In Pakistan

Problems Of Entrepreneurs In Pakistan

Pakistani Girls Still Believes:

In Engineers and Doctors Rather Than Entrepreneurs

Allah Blessings Come as a Surprise

Allah blessings come as a surprise!

But what U receive?

Depends on what you believe!

May you be blessed beyond your expectations.

Aameen !!

Define GIRL?

Define GIRL?

The one who before going out,
Puts on..

Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush 0n
Kajal
&
Asks..

Yar
Natural to lag rai hun na? 😉

Power to Face Challenges

Umbrella Cannot Stop The Rain But Allows US To Stand in The Rain.

Confidence MayNot Bring Success But it Gives The Power to Face Challenges.

KeepSMILINg.=)

Texting to the most beautiful girl of the world

Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?

Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.

Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. …… :'( 😀 😀
So sweet of you
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you.

Cycle De Wich Waj Paray

Ghazal-e-shararat

Hm jandy paye thy sair ko

Kinary kinary nehar ko

Kuta paya nigah me

Suta paya tha rah me

Hm ne gul khila dia

Kuty ko jaga dia

Kuty ne dandi wad li

Pinni ki pinni kad li

Itny me hm paj paray

Cycle de wich waj paray

Kuta maghron le gaya

Te cycle wala pichy pe gaya.

forgotten by our

Shakespear says…!

“We dont die when death comes to us,

But,

We die when we are forgotten by our own dears…

Think different in marriage

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.

Think different. Add wife, have life.

Care VS need

Always express yourself to
someone who cares for u,
not to someone who needs u..
because care means personal
commitment & need means
personal requirement!

Saza Dete Hain Log

Khulus-e-Dil Se Milo To Saza Dete Hain Log.
Sache Jazbat B Thukra Dete Hain Log.
Dekh Nahi Sakte Do Pyar Karne walon Ko.
Bethe Huwe Do Prinde B Ura Dete Hain Log

Mujhe Pyar Tera

Ye yaad nahi kab pyar huwa
bas yaad raha mujhe pyar tera,

jab pyar huwa sab bhool gay
ek yaad raha bas naam tera,

hum har baat apni bhool gay
humen yaad raha bas saath tera,

kuch saalon bad wo hum se mile
humne pocha kia haal hai tera,

wo hans kay bole aye pagal
tu ye to bata kia naam tera…

HATHON MAIN HATH

NAFRART KEY SAY MAIN PALTI HA MUHABBAT JANIIIIIII

HATHON MAIN HATH HON TO LAKIREN MIILL HE JATI HAAN

Agar Nend Aa Jaye Tu

Agar Nend Aa Jaye Tu So Bhi Liya Karo….
Raaton Ko Jagney Se Muhabbat Lota Nahi Karti…

Japanese Psychology

‘Japanese Psychology’
The 3rd letter of your name shows yr character. Check  what’s yours?
A: Gifted
B: Loved by all
C: Innocent
D: Talented
E: Good but hurts
F: Feels for others
G: Logical thinking
H: Calm
I: Respected
J: Enjoys life
K: Loveable
L: Funny
M: Great person
O: Supportive
P: Smiling
Q: Cool
R: Unpredictable
S: Caring
T: Geniune
U: Practical
V: Genius
W: Angry
X: Takes it easy
Y: Intelligent
Z: Jovial.

Love you Birthday Sms Messages

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

Veena And Misbah

Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta,
hilna julna bi parta hi…

veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed

Hardest Thing Ever

Hardest thing ever in students life,
.
.
.
.
.
Is
.
.
.
.
.
Controlling your laughter at serious times in front of Teachers.

World Confused Nation

World Confused Nation: Want to study in U.K… Want to work in USA or UAE… Want to live in Canada… Want to die in Makkah… Want to be burried in Madina… Want to speak in English… Want to Eat Chinese rice, Italian Pizza and Russian Salad… Want to use Japanese electronics.. Want to spend vaccations in Europe… Want to watch English Movies… Want to listen Indian music… So… Where is Pakistan…??? And… Who is Pakistani..???: Then above all want a Leader to be Pure PAKISTANI. *>}§TØÑ£ }{€@RT{<*

Patient to Doctor

Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,

uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!

Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz

mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p

Stronger Life

When life changes to be harder,

change yourself to be stronger

Break Nai Lag Rahi

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Pr

Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai

Girl:
Kaise

Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rahi…

Aitbaar ki Aadat Nahi rahi

Kuch hum bhi thak gye hain usy dhondty hoye..
Kuch zindagi ke pas bhi mohlatt nahi rahi…
Uski her ik ada se jhankne laga khalus..
Jab mujh ko aitbar ki adat nahi rahi…

Beautiful girl

A beautiful girl cant give u a beautiful future

“but beautiful future can giv u many beautiful girls”.

(Hitler)

Teri Rehmaton Pay

Teri Rehmaton Pay Hai Munhasir, Mere Har AmmaL Ki QabooLiyat…!

Na MuJhe SaLeeQa-e-iLtiJa Hai, Na MuJhe Sha’oor-e-Namaz Hai…!

Life About Living For One Another

You Cant Hug Yourself And You Cant Cry On Your Own Shoulder.

Life Is All About Living For One Another.

So Live With Those Who Love You The Most!

Raja ke aye ge Bharat

Ab ki baar…Raja ki barat mai dulhan nahe raja khud ruksaat hoga 😀

Raja ki aye gi barat kali kali hogi raat..magar MAI NACHONnnnn ga 😀

Beeta Hai Jo Mere Par

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

hazart ali (R.A) qol

Aik shaks ne HAZART ALI se pocha

Q: Qareeb kya hai?
A: Qyamat

Q: Or qareeb tar?
A: Maut

Q: Ajeeb kiya ha?
A: Duniya

Q: Or ajeeb tar?
A: Talib-e-duniya

Q:wajib kya ha?
A:Toba

Q: 0r wajib tar?
A: Gunah k foran baad toba

Q: Mushkil kiya ha?
A Qabr me utarnna

Q: 0r mushkil tr?
A: Amal k bghair utarna

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Ability is Source

Ability is the only source of promotion when your Boss has no Daughter….. 😛

jo apka dil kahe

Hamesha Apni pasand k raste pr chalo,
Apne alfaz me bat kro
Srf wo kro jo apka dil kahe
Or
phir dekhna
1 din sari dunia kahy ge…

A kanjar kisy de nai manda

Reason to be Teacher

Three reasons to be a teacher:

June
July
August 😉

Classical Insult

..A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

WIFE: Main abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon…

.

.

.

.

.

HUSBAND: Arre!! Aaj bhi band tha kya..???

ALLAH Ke Rehmat

“ALLAH rehmat nazil farmata hai us k farishtay aur asman’o’zamin

may rehnay wali sari makhlooqaat yahan tak k

chuntiyan apnay surakho (Holes in which they live) aur

machliyan(Fish) b us banday k liay dua’e’khair karti hain

jo logo ko bhalai ke aur DEEN ke TALEEM deta ha “

Laila Ne Majnu Se Pocha

Laila NE Majnu ko Ek Darakht k peechy dekha Or kaha: Tm Majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Usko deevar k peeche dekha Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Us ko ek darwaze k peeche dekhan Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?

Wo bola: Abey haan haan main hi majnu ho, ab mootne de gi Ya nhi???

Submit By: Hassan ali khan (03472091043)

Human Brain is Awesome

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

When Marrying Ask Yourself

When marrying, ask yourself this question:
Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age?
Everything else in marriage is transitory.

Best way of Removing

“Best way of
Removing Tension”
.
.
When you are over burdened..
.
.
.
Just sit in a corner
Close your Eyes
and say..
.

‘Khasmaan nu khao Saray’;-)

Successful friendship depends

Successful friendship do not depend on how good understanding we have

But

It depends on how nicely avoid mis understandings.

if you cant handle me at my worst

Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure.

I make mistakes,
I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

But if you cant handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best.

Khushbon Ka Rung Tum Se Ho

JaHaN HaLaaT KucH B HoN MGR HuM SaTh ReHty HoN

JaHaN MoSaM Koi B Ho JuDai Ka Na Ho LeKiN

JaHaN CHAAND B TuM Ho JaHaN SuRaj HAWA ROSHNi

KHUSHBUON Ka RunG TuM Se Ho JaHaN Pr DiL DhaRkny Ka

HeR iK EhSaaS TuM Se Ho JaHaaN Pr Mere Jeeny Ki

SaaRi… Aas TuM Se Ho.. CHALO iK AuR DuNiA Me

TuMhary SaaTh ChaLty HaiN

Why u Love Someone

The hardest thing in life is to explain the reason why u love someone…

Its like trying to explain the taste of water…..

Dreams be clear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

On This Special Day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

baghal-geer huay

Din ko mis’maar huey raat ko taameer huey,

Khwaab hi khwaab faqat rooh ki jageer huey,

Umar bhar likhtay rahy phir b warq saada raha,

Janay kya lafz thay jo humse na tehrer huey,

Ye alag dukh hai k hain tere dukhon se azaad,

Ye alag qaid hai hm kyun nhi zanjeer huey,

Deeda-o-dil me tere aks ki tashkeel se hm,

Dhool se phool huey, rang se tasveer huey,

Kuch nhi yad k shab raqs ki mehfil me “MEER”…

Hum juda kis se huey kis se baghal-geer huay.

I Still Have My Wife

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Barish ni ho rahe – Funny barish Sms

Ek-kiss k baad hota kya h?
Socho, Sharmao mat ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Ek-kiss (21)
k baad Ba-iss (22) hota hay

sudhar jaein apki wjha sa barish nahe h0 rahi.:-@

Think Higher then people expectations

A man saw a little poor boy looking at his expensive car,
he took the boy for a drive,
the boy said your car is so marvellous & it must be too expensive!
How much it costs? Man: I don’t know, my brother has gifted me..

Boy: Wow, so nice of him..
Man: I know what you’re thinking, you also want to HAVE a car like it..

Boy: No, I want to be A BROTHER LIKE HIM.. Always think higher than the people expectations

Beautiful Meaning

Love :
Its not the “presence” of something which brings “meaning” to life,
but its the way that “someone” touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful
meaning..

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Eid Greetings

Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
Our Eid has come
To bring us peace
To bring us love
To charish our life
It is the time
We Muslims came together
Shoulder to shoulder
It is the time
We Muslims share
Share our love
Share believe
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak.

Hmare msg forward

Humari muhabat ka
kitna faida uthate ho

1 msg
kar k 10 free pate ho

Hamein to
msg kabhi karte nahi magar

Hmare msg forward
kar k number banate ho.

Momemts of Professional life

Momemts of Professional life:

.

1. Most irritating moment:

Morning alarms

.

2. Most dfficult task:

to find apropriate dress

.

3. Most dreadful journey:

way to office

.

4. Most lovely time:

Meeting friends

.

5. Most tragic news:

Suddenly boss calls in office

.

6. Most wonderful news:

Boss is absent Yahooooo!

.

7. Most funny moment:

Boss cracks a joke & nobody laughs;-)

.

8. Most happy moment:

Salary in hand.

Enjoy professional life!

BEST out of Ü

Olives r PRESSED to get oil..
Fruits r SQUEEZED for juice..
Flowers r CRUSHED for perfume..
These r the methods used to get goodness out of things..
So, if u ever feel PRESSURED,

its just ALLAH trying to get the BEST out of Ü !!!

OYE PAGAL

Have you ever noticed that when you shout ” OYE PAGAL”
.
.
About 10 people turn around ?:D

U Are My Last Thought Of The Day

A late night greeting doesn’t only mean just a simple “Good Night”.
It has a silent message that conveys that “U are my last thought of the day”.

Shetan ke 4 Nishanian

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile ho ga

2.Angutha Buton pr hoga

3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga

4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero

Beauty of Ramadan

Beauty of Ramadan: .

You are starving your body but feeding your soul..!!! .

Sab ke Dilo mein

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aane wala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2013 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Millions of Greetings;
Thousands of Colours;
Hundreds of Wishes;
Hundreds of Cakes;
And lots of Smiles;
Thats what I ask God to give you through out your life!
Happy Birthday!

Funny doctor first operation

Doctor apna pehla operation

Mukamal kerne ke baad operation

theater se bahir aya

Aur

ooper daikhte hoe bola:

.

.

.

.

” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”  😀

Bhooli hui Yaaden

Jahan Bhooli hui Yaaden Daman Tham Lain Dil ka… mohsin….
Wahan sy Ajnabi ban k Guzar jana hi Acha hai…

We Will Be Friends Forever

We will be Friends Forever,
wont we, Pooh? asked Piglet.
Even longer, Pooh answered.

Height 0f Attitude

Height 0f Attitude
A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him:
“Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins,
Use Currency Notes”;-)

khoobsurti ka raaz

Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls

or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain

Poochte hain k

“Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy”

Quranic Ayat

Al-Quran:
“Jab asman phat jaye ga,
aur jab sitaray bikhar jaye gain,
aur jab seas phaar diay jaye gain,
aur jab qabrain khol d jaye gee,
us waqt her shaks ko uska agla pichla sub kiya dhra maloom ho jaye ga”

Surat > InftarAyaat >1-5Para >30 plz frwd

Pathan Giving His Number

What does “pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por” mean?

Guess
.
.
.

A pathan giving you his number “55 44 54 54” 😉

usay azaad rakhtay hain….

chalo Doston mohabat ki naee bunyaad rakhte hain…

khud paband rehtay hai usay azaad rakhtay hain….

Change This Sentence Into Future Tense

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense,
I killed a person

Student: The Future tense is
You will go to a jail

My Favorite President

Dear lord!

Last year u took my favorite actor: Rauff Khalid

YOU took my favorite comedian: Moin Akhter, Babbu Baraal, Mastana

YOU took my favorite singer: Jagjit singh.

I just wanted to tell YOU that my favorite president is: Asif Ali Zardari 😐

Agar zara jaldi ho jaye tu ….. :p

Define birthday

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC.

Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried and your mother was smiling..!

When We Honestly Ask Ourselves

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us,
we often find that it is those who,
instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.
The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing, not curing,
not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness,
that is a friend who cares.

Great start for Jan

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2011

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say.. 😀

Dusri Shadi kar lo gi

Boy: agr ma mar gya to tum dusri shadi kar lo gi?

Girl: Nhi ma apni bhen k pass reh lu gi.

Girl: Agr ma mar gai to?

Boy: Ma b Tumhari Bhen k sath reh lu ga 😀

Problem With Time

The problem with time,

I have learned, is that

eventually it always runs out 😉

Us DiL me

Usy tha jana chala gya wo
Mujhe Q itna rula gya wo

Bohat weerani thi us k DiL me
Najany Q muskura gya wo
………
Meri udasi ka haal sun kr
Jo gham thy us k chupa gya wo

Main kab thi Udas itni Yaaro
Jo Udas rehna sikha gya wo

Masrofiyat Main Aati

Masrofiyat Main Aati Hai Behad Tumhari Yaad,

Fursat Main Tumhrai Yaad Say Fursat Nahi Milti..!!

A raha hai Pakistan

25th december se a raha hai Pakistan

Ghambir: Mera koi puuchay to bol dena abhee abhee kholi ke saath bahir nikla hai ….

phone ghar per hi bhuul gaya hai

Dil Tere Nal Laa Ke Sjna

Dil tere nal laa ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Dil mai tenu de ke sjna mai ki khat lya
Tu kiti mere nal befaae ve te mai vfaa krke vi ki khat lya………

Na Jane Kia Mujh Se Zamana Chahta Hai

Na Jane Kia Mujh Se ZAMANA Chahta Hai
Mera Dil Tor K Mujhay Hansana Chahta Hai
Na Jane Kya Bat Jhalakti Hai Mera Chahre Se
Har Shakhs Mujhe AZMANA Chahta Hai…

Love Is Like A Friendship

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.
As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

4 cheezain khatam hone per

4 cheezain khatam hone per boht taklef dayti hain…! . .

1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar OR
4– ITWAR…:)

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-):-p:-D

Uss Ne Khhud Kushe Kar Li

teacher: uss ne khhud kushe kar li
aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare
2no fiqron me farq batao
student: pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha

Kya Aap Imran Khan ke Saath Hain

Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D

Do Not Dwell In The Past

Do not dwell in the past,
do not dream of the future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment.

gunnah kerna chor do

Jo Dukh de use chor do mgr jise chor do use dukh na do

Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nai ker sakty to gunnah kerna bi chor do

IMAM E ALI (A.S)

Aik Qasai Ne awaz lagye

Aik Qasai awaz laga raha tha k taza Gosht hy Lailo.

Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua,
To Qasai ny App se bhi kaha k acha gosht hy ly lain.

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ny farmaya aaj mairi jaib ijazat nahin daiti.

Is par qasai bola k main ap se udhaar kar sakta hun.

Tu Aap ny aik buhat hikmat aamaiz jumla farmaya.

“Yeh udhaar main apne pait se kyun na kar loon jis ko main Jannat main is se behtar Ghiza khila sakta hun.”

( Subhan’Allah )

apanay ap per zulam

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ne farmaya

“Wo shaks apanay aap per zulam kerta

hai jo pore din main ek bar be ASTAGFAAR nai perta/kehta”

Agar tumhra dil dukhey

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi be naraz na hona
Q k
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror mari honi aay

Koi Sawaal Jo Poochay To Kia Kahoon

Koi sawaal jo poochay to kia kahoon us se
Bicherney walay! Sabab to bata judai ka. . !

Rakeeb bana dia

Kaisay tumnay kareeb say rakeeb bana dia,
Kuch harf jaga badl letay hain waqt anay say pehlay

Na mai amal kamwa

Na Mai Amal Kamawa
Na Farz Nibhava n
Pale Gun Koi Na
Jado Socha Sharmava n
Teri Shan Ucheri
Te Mai Mittiya n Di Dheri
Sun Arz Tu Meri
Maula Maaf Kari Tu, Maula Maaf Kari Tu

Nazar Nai Ata

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??

Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

Ramadan Mubarak

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

MUHABT CHORR DI HUM NE

MUHABT CHORR DI HUM NE…

Ye tum se keh diya kis ne?

K tum bin reh nahi sktay

Ye dukh hum seh nahi sktay

Chalo hum maan laity hain

K tum bin hum boht roye

Kai raton ko na soye

Magr afsos hai jana

k ab k tum jo lauto gy

Humin tabdeel pao gy

Boht mayoos ho gy tum

Agr tum poochna chaho gy

K aisa kyun kiya hum ne

To sun lo ghor se janam

Purani ik riwayat

Tang aa kr torr di hum ne

Wafa pr aaj b qaaim hain

Lakin

MUHABAT CHORR DI HUM NE..

Ramzan Calendar

Ramzan Calendar InshAllah Start From. 21. JULY. 2012 Sehr – Iftar 01_3:36_ 7:07 02_3:37_7:06 03_3:37_7:06 04_3:38_7:05 05_3:39_7:05 06_3:40_7:04 07_3:41_7:03 08_3:42_7:02 09_3:43_7:02 10_3:44_7:01 11_3:45_7:00 12_3:46_7:00 13_3:47_6:59 14_3:47_6:58 15_3:48_6:57 16_3:49_6:56 17_3:50_6:55 18_3:51_6:54 19_3:52_6:53 20_3:53_6:52 21_3:54_6:51 22_3:55_6:50 23_3:56_6:49 24_3:57_6:48 25_3:58_6:47 26_3:58_6:47 27_3:59_6:46 28_4:00_6:45 29_4:01_6:44 30 _4:02_6:43. I m The Firs 1 To Inform U Please Remember Me N Ur Prayers.!

GOD Has Given Us

GOD has given us
REAL EYES to
.
.
.
REALISE the
REAL LIES
.
.
.
Think twice and act wise.

Ghost went for hair cut

A ghost went for haircut

Barber said: Baad mein aao, busy hu

Ghost said something and barber fainted.

Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga 😛 😀

Trouble is part of your Life

Trouble is part of your life,
and if you dont share it,
you dont give the person who loves you
enough chance to love you enough……

Faith In ALLAH

“If mirror of life gets dirty with fog of problems, wipe it with your faith in ALLAH. You will see the clear reflections of hope once again.”
Stay blessed!

Till Death Do Us Apart

Till death do us apart,
im sayin dis tru from the heart,
love is no piece of art,
neither it is a joke of a fart.

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath

@MAsTI_GIRL:

Shadi Main Dulha K Sath Barati Kyun Jatay Hain ?

Kyun K Log Kehtay Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao

Per Dukh Main ZaroOr Jana Chahye

Dog Dont Marry

why dogs dont marry,

think

?

?

becoz they are already leading a dogs life…

From: zahid hussain (00923125071116)

Ada mein chupi the mohabbat

=*Gazal*= Meri har ek ada mein chupi thi us ke mohabt…

Usne mehsoos na kia ye or baat hay,

Main nay her dam us k he khawab dekhay.

Mujhay tabeer na mili ye or baat hay,

Main nay jab b us say baat karna chahi.

Mujhay alfaaz na milay ye or baat hay

Own True Colours

A PINCHING REMINDER Since shaitan is locked up during RAMADAN,

all what we are now showing, are our, own true colours !!!

Kismat Per Rona

Kismat ko to pal me badal skta hy Insaan,
Jo Insaan ko badal dy wo kismat nhi hoti,
Apni kismat pe rota hy wohi shakhs
Jisko SAJDE’me rone ki adat nhi hoti.

Block ker diya

Jo kehti the tumen dil main lock ker dia 😛

aaj ussi ne FB per block ker dia 😀

Happy Anniversary

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Resolution Wishes

Its a new day,

I wish

everyone a great day ahead.

Happy Resolution Day..!!

Good Night Sms

( + ‘ * Nights äré, *

‘ + ,thé bést*,+’ timés tö bé péäcéfül..

2äppréciätélifé..tö plän ürtömörröw & tö thänk

GOD 4 ällthé bléssings!

GOOD NIGHT:-

Shikwa nai kerte

Dard Hota Hai Magar Shikwa Nahi Karte
Kon Kehta Hai Ki Hum Wafa Nahi Karte
Aakhir Kyu Nahi Badlti Taqdeer Ashiqe Ki
Kya Mujhko Chahne Wale Mere Liye Dua Nahi Karte.

Is dil kay hathon

Barish-e-sang-e- malamat main sharaboor rahey
Harf aaye naa tujh par, tujh say door rahey

Aatish e qalb bhujaney say kahan bhujtee hay
Dil main khawabeedaa agar yaad kay shurur rahey

Natawaan jism o jaan, dunyaa say woh takar laynaa
Hum essee baat pay had darjaa maghroor rahey

Dard barh jaye to khud aap marham hotaa hay
Suna jo hum nay to phir hum bhee zakhm choor rahey

Hansatey rahtey hain sar e bazm, hay aadat apnee
Hum to woh hain kay dukh uthaa kay bhee masroor rahey

Barh gayee had say sharafat to kuchlay jao gay
Yaad har pal tumhain dunya kaa yeh dastoor rahey

Ghazal main haal jo hum apna bayaan kar baithey
es dil kay hathon bohat majboor rahey

Portion of My Life

When i give you my time

I am giving you a portion of my life

that i will never get back

So Please do not make regret it

May The Magic Of This Eid

May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Hume Maloom Hai Do Dil

Hume maloom hai do dil judaai sah nahi sakte,
Magar rasme-wafa ye hai ki, ye bhi kah nahi sakte,
Jara kuch der tum un sahilon ki cheekh sun bhar lo,
Jo laharon me to dube hain, magar sang bah nahi sakte…!!!

I Know Love Because Of You

Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

Cute style

Cute style of proposing:

Boy: can I take a photo?

Girl: why?

Boy: just want 2 show my children how beautiful their Mom looked when she was younger…..

Mere Number Par Ghour Karo

Mere Number Par
Ghour Karo K Yay
Wohi Number
Hai Naa?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jis Per SMS Karty
Waqat MOUT Parti
Hai. :-

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august Azadi greetings

Every year Pakistani all over the world celebrate their country independence day in special ways. Most of people start 14th august by sending greetings and best wishes to their family and friends. Independence day comes once in a year so every body including children, women, men actively participate in this event. Goverment of pakistan announce public holiday on 14th august so many family also planned to travel beautiful places in pakistan

Below are the beautiful 14th august 2012 azadi and independence day greetings, wishes, and quotes specially design for this event so you people can send this beautiful independence day wishes to your friends and family.

Independence day wishes, Quotes 14th august greetings and Azadi

This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Eaxh and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

——————

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Happy Independence Day

———————-

CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH PRIDE.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

————————

For sending above beautiful independent and azadi sms Please visit our Independent day wishes section

Marne ka baad bhi

Marne k baad bhi uski ungliyaan hilti rahi’n
.
.
.
FARAZ
.
.
.
Aadat Jo thi 8 rupay main 1000 SMS karne ki =P

2 Rules for Married

There Are 2 Rules In Being Married.

Rule #1 : Wife Is Always Right!

Rule #2 : If Your Feeling That Wife Is Wrong..

Smack Yourself And Read #1 Agian.

2 student raat me

2 student raat me padhte huye
.
.
.
.
.
1st: kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
.
.
.
.
.

2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara..

1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai…. 😛

Teri Chahat

jissy chaho ehsas e khudai dy do

silsila pyar ka rakho tu ibadat jaisa

hum bhary shehar main tanha tu na thy lakin

phir koi rishta na mila teri chahat jaisa

From: waqas (03214092665)

Ankhoon mein saaf

Ab to shayad he mujhsey muhabbat karey koi,
Meri ankhoon mein tum saaf nazar aatey Ho.

Husband Wife Sms

Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.

Husband: jaan choro

Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !

Itna sudhar gya

Girl: Cigarette peena chodd do

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Beer peena bi chodddo

Boy: Chodd diya

Girl: Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Masjid jana shuru karo

Boy: Theek hai Aaj se roz Masjid jana shuru

Girl: Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?

Boy: Nahin

Girl: Kyun

Boy: Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi .. 😛 😀

Hath Ki Ungliyon

*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro.

Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi*

Subhan Allah.

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay Ka Shoq Ma

Tery Ird-Gird Hain Ghoomty, Meri Zindagi Ke Muamly ….

Tujhy Dhoond Lenay K Shoq Me, Main Ny Apna Aap Ganwa Diya…

Choti Choti Chezain

KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain
B bohat takleef deti hain
YAQEEN NA AYE TO..
.
.

.

.

.

Sui pe beth kar dekhna:

Larky K DiL Ki

Har Larky K DiL Ki Ek hE Khuwaish H0Ti Hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
KHUD KiTNA BHi Bara Kameena KY0N Na H0

PAR

LARKi Shareef Chahyee = P = D

Aankhein hain samander

Teri aankhein hain samander mujhe doobne do,
Main jina nahin chahta mujhe mrne do

Tum muskurati ho to chaman mein bahar aa jati hai,
Mujhe ek bar iss manzar ko ghor se dekhne do

Teri aankh se gire ek aansoo ki kasam,
Mujhe iss ansoo ko le kar zindgi bhar rone do,

Sitare jab chand ko dekhte hain to khush hote hain,
Mera chand tu hai mujhe dekh ke khush hone do,

Tu mera na ho saka ho kiya howa (B)
Apni yaadon ko mere sine mein ghar krne do

Mujhe  naam shohrat tijarat kuch nai chahiye
Bus mohabbat mohabbat mohabbat krne do

Written by: Qaiser Rizwan

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. .

.

.

Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!!

Tarz e wafa

Tarz-E-Wafa ko uski kya naam doon mein Ab

Khud Door Ho gaya hai mujh ko Qareeb kar k

General knowledge test

(General knowledge test)
Q: Duniya mein konsi Makhlooq hai jo insani zuban mein bat krti hai par uski bat ki samjh nhi ati?
.

.

.

.

.
Ans: CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT

Udas jagti aankhon

Udas jagti aankhon k khowab laya hun.

Men pathron me chupa kr gulab laya hun.

Jo ho ske to tanhaiuon me parh lena.

Tumhare waste dil ki kitab laya hun.

Wo ik sawal jo tum ne kabhi nahin poocha.

Saja k palkon pe is ka jawab laya hun.

Tujh ko mujh se nahin meri mohbat se gila ho ga.

Le dekh men khulasa-e-ahbab laya hun.

Dil pe lage zakham to sub mita chuka hun FARAZ

Yeh to rooh ki choton ka hisab laya hun…

Khuwabon mein

Aatay hain khuwabon main khayalon main musalsal

Phir hum se yeh kehtay hain k hum parda nasheen hain

Cos Today Is Your Day

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Morning Have 2 Choices

Every morning u have 2 choices-
Continue ur sleep with dreaming!
OR
Wake up & chase ur dreams!
Choice is urs!
Good Morning!!

Masoom Mohabbat

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai ,

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai

Amma Ghar Se Nikalne Nai Deti Or Mujhe Date Pe Jana Hai,…

Sweet Behaviour

No one is born happy but everyone is born with ability to create happiness

So make every1 Happy by the Flashing of ur Sweet behavior

funny pathan song sms

Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied : 

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”. 

Needs a hug

Sometimes all you need is a hug

from the right person and all

your stress will melt away.

Jab bakshne per aye to

BeZubano ko jub wo Zuban deta hy,

Parhne k lie wo QURAN deta hai.

Bakshne pe aata hai jub Ummar ke Gunaahon ko,

Tohfay mein Gunahgaron ko RAMZAN deta Hai.

One Smile Begins A Friendship

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, its up to you!

If I Could Be Any Part

If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..

New Year Function in College

Son 2 Dad: Car Ki Chabhi Do, College Me New Year Function Hai
.
.
.
Dad: Car ?
.
.
Son: 10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
.
.
.
.
Dad: ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus Me Ja, Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks

2 rupiye lene the

Girlfriend: Last night I had a dream of you.

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
.
.
.
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the..:p:D

apne ikhlaq Ko Buland

One of the best MSG in my Life!

Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo k Dosray log

Dekh Kar Kahain”Agar UMMAT aisi hy to in ka NABI kaisa Hoga”..

Subhan Allah.

Raat ka Tanha Safar Ho

Soch koi raat aisi
Raat mein ho baat aisi
Baat mein barsaat aisi
Jis mein bheege manchala

Raat ka tanha safar ho
Ishq apne zor par ho
Karwatein kuchh hamsafar ho
Aag bin ho tan jala

You Are My Best Friend

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Happy New Year Strength

May God continue 2 bless u n your family with divine lite,
love and power that will bring much love,
joy,
peace,
inner strength and overflowing
abundance in your home.
Happy New year!

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean

Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall

Treat Me Well Keep Me Clean, AND I ll Not Tell Anyone,

What I Have Seen. 😀

Having my Side

As the day gives way to night,

i miss you having by my side,

my heart is singing the song to say,

i have been missing you more than,

words can say,

Happy Good Morning

In Three Words I

In three words I can sum up everything
I have learned about life:
it goes on.

Nigaah-E-Ulfat

Mohsin Say’s,

Biknay Waly Or B Hen Ja Kr Khareed Lo,
Hum Log Qeemat Se Nahi Qismat Se Mila Karty Hen,

Faraz Replied 2 Mohsin,

Agar Chahon
To Ek Nigah Me Khareed Lon Usko,
Jisko Naaz Hy Bohat K Bikta Nahi Hon Me,

SAGAR Replied 2 Faraz,
Bohat Naaz Hy Tujhko Teri Is Nigaah-E-Ulfat Per,
Magar Hum Wo Nahi Pyare Jo Nigahen Chaar Karty Hen

Male Life Partner

A Fact Of Life…

Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like

‘Massi’ 😉

Miss Ap b Qasam Se

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
.
.
.
.
.
Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se.

Date martey hoe

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia

Bap beti se: Tumne Khandan ki izzat pr Daag laga dia

beti Muskurate hue daag to chla jayega

ye waqt phr nai aye ga

Funny urdu sms

Ghusy me School

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…:-@

R: Is For Red

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Morning Is A Good Time

Morning
is a Good Time to
Wish
All the Sweet Sweet people
in my
Life
So open ur eyes well with your
SWEET SMILE
Asalam-o-Alikum

Jeenay ka sahara

Usko ,,,

Baray khuloos se samjhaya thaa

Ye muhabbat

ye chahat

ye rooh

ye jism

ye jaan

Sab kisi ki amanat hain !!

Meray paas…

Dainay ko kuch bhi nahi hai!

Us ne khamoshi se

meray behtay huay ashkon ko

Apni hatheli pe saja liya

Aur ye kehta hua chal diya…

Mujhy meray jeenay ka Sahara mil gaya!!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinnU Rider

definition of TRUST

Perfect definition of TRUST!!

To give someone the complete authority 2 destroy u,

But at the same time being confident that…

he will nevr do it.

Eid me Din Baki

Js js ne hamen Eid mubarik kehna ho,
wo line me lg jaye (‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>))>))

Aakhri Dum Tak

kab koun kisi ka aakhri dum tak sath deyta ha

yahaan tou log janazey main bhi kandaa badaltey rehtey han

Na Khabar Koi Na Paigham

Na khabar koi na paigham aaya hai,

jo chaha nahi tha wohi anjam aaya hai,

Kia hum ko bhula bethe ho dost,

Aaj na koi DUA na SALAM aaya hy.

Santa bathroom mein

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
.
.
.

Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai.. 😛 😀

Bank Logo

A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone legs as the logo for its ATM ?

Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours

Apne rehne tak

Kitabon k wrqo ko palat kr sochta hun

Yun palat jaye zindgi to kya bat hai.

Khwabon me roz milta hai jo

Haqiqat me aaye to kya bat hai

Kuch log mtlab k liye dhoondty hain mjhe

Bina mtlab aayen to kya bat hai.

Qatal kr k to sub le jaingy dil mera

Koi baton se le jaye to kya bat ha.

Jo sharifon ki shrafat me bat na ho

Wo sharabi keh jaye to kya bat ha.

Apne rehne tak to khushi dunga sbko

Jo kisi ko meri mot pe khushi mil jaye to kya bat

Cutest Story Ever

Cutest Story Ever

kid:mom i luv u more dan u love me

Mom:how can u pruv dis my son

Kid:bcuz u’ve 2 sons n i’ve only 1 mother.

This Is The Day

This is the day,
That Our nation sings

This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring

This is the day
We all start to remember

What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence

We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died

For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each and everyday here is a salute

To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

U r definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWA

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF PAKISTAN:

Scenario-1 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up. Thats Lahore!

Scenario – 2 Two guys are fighting.
A third guy comes along, sees them fighting and walks on.
YOURE IN karachi 😀

Scenario – 3 Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. Thats Multan 😀

Scenario – 4 Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
dont fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting. Thats Islamabad 😀

Scenario- 5 Two guyz are fighting! They take time out. Cal their frnds and now 50 people are fighting.

U r definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWA…!:-D

Raat k Sannatte me

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad

Google is a girl

Question-Google is a girl or
a boy?????
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Answer-Google is a girl.
She won’t let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting …. 😀

Tit For Tat

My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P

Cute Sweet Friend Sms

Hi.. My cute, sweet, stylish, & most beautiful frnd! How r u?
.
.
.
Khush ho gaye na?:-)
Ab Allah Hafiz!
Mein doosryan naal v shugal lana ae,
😛

Azadi ka Din zanjeerain ghulami ke

Abhi tak paun mein chimtin hain zanjeerain ghulami ke..,
Din aajata hai azaadi ka per azaadi nahi aati…

Miss You Good Morning Sms

Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

Güd Mörn¡ng

Hijr Ke Sajdon Se

Main Hijr k Sajdon se kahin Toot na jaun..!

Pathar k Khudao meri Sheeshay ki Jabeen hai..!

Palkon se Tarasha tha hum ne jo Heera..!

Mat Pooch k ab kis ki Angoothi ka nageen ha..!

Aayeena tujhe teri khabar
de na sakay ga..!

Aa dekh meri aankh se tu kitna haseen ha….

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Mein Failure

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?

.

.

.

.

.

That’s unpossible!”;-):-P

Happy Family Day Poems & Quotes 2012

o a wonderful family,

Held together by…

The bonds of love and trust,

Here’s wishing..

Joy and Happiness.

Happy World Family Day

My Highest And My Best

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

Cutest fight

*Cutest fight*

1st friend:
i want to end this relationship, i wil return you everythng which you gave me!

2nd friend:
ok! lets start with
“LOVE”

CHAND Ne kaha

‘CHAND’ Ne kaha

“Dosti Na kr

Doston ki Bheer Me

Kahin Tu kho Jay ga

Maine kaha

“Ae CHAND Zamin Pe Aa kr Mere

Doston Se Mil

Tu B Upar Jana

Bhol Jay ga

Kitna jhoot bolna prta hy tm chawlOn k liye

4 all Lovely frnds..

Na Kisi Ki Aankh Ka Noor Hoon

Na kisi ki aankh ka noor hoon,
na kisi ke dil ka qaraar hoon,

Kisi bhi kaam mein jo na aa sake
mein woh musht-e-ghubaar hoon..

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge

Difficult to find sweet position

Its very easy to eat sweet

chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams,

BUT Its v.difficult to find a sweet person But I Slute u That u found “ME”…….

Affairs is determined by Allah

No amount of guilt can change the past and
no amount of worrying can change the future.
Go easy on yourself for the outcome of all
affairs is determined by Allah Decree.
If something is meant to go elsewhere,
it will never come on your way,
but if it is yours by destiny,
from you it cannot flee.

Wives Insulting Husbands

Wives insulting thier husbands:

pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro

Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy

Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.

Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.

MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..

CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.

Happy Father Day Sms 2012

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Oye! na khaween phika ee

1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay
Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper
dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha.
Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay

Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)

Jitnay Kar Saktay Ho Sajjday

Abhi Kar Lo Jitnay Kar Saktay Ho Sajjday

AIY MOMINOON Mainay Burhapay Main

Aksar Logoon Ko Bina Sajjde Namaaz Parhtay Dekha Hai

The 3 C Of Life

The 3 C of life:
CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES.
You must make a choice
to take a chance
or
Your life will never change.

Girls vs boys in love

Girl 1 :- I am in love
Girl 2 :- Who is he ?
Girl 3 :- How does he look ?
Girl 4 :- What color ?
Girl 5 :- How tall is he ?
Girl 6 :- What is he doing ?
Girl 7 :- Who r his frnds ?
Girl 8 :- Total wealth ?

After full inspection All Girls :- Be careful he might be a bad guy

Girl1 :- OK

Same situation

Boy 1 :- I am in love
Boy 2 :- Bhai Party
Boy 3 :- Bhai Party
Boy 4 :- Bhai Party
Boy 5 :- Bhai Party
Boy 6 :- Bhai Party
Boy 7 :- Bhai Party
Boy 8 :- Bhai Party

Maa Ke Dua

Jab”MAA”Apni “AULAD”k Liye “DUA”krti Hai To “ZAMEEN”Or “AASMAN”k Darmyan k Sare “PARDY”Uth Jate Hain
Or”ALLAH”Wo “DUA”khud Sunta Hy “SUBHANALLAH” *Meri MAA k Liye Dua kren,k ALLAH Unko Sahat Or Tandrusti De,Aur Unka Saya Qayam Rakhe. Ameen
Aap B is Msg ko Send kren, Apni Maa ki Dua k Liye…

Usay pholon ki chahat hai

Usay pholon ki chahat hai,
Magar jab phool khiltay hain,
Wo un ko torr deti hai, Wo kehti hai
Usy barish ka mosam acha lgta hai.
Magar jab barish hoti hai,
Wo kamry mei afsurda si ho kr Band ho jati hai.
Wo kehti hai..!
Hawaain ishq hain us ka……!
Hawaa lekin chalay jab to,
Wo khirrki band rakhti hai.
Mujhay abb dar sa lagta hai,
Wo jab bhi ye kehti hai.?
Usay mujh sy muhabat hai…..!