Sunday, November 30, 2008

Interesting DeFinitions

Interesting DeFinitions !


SCHOOL :
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.


LiFe Insurnce :
A Contract that keeps u poor all ur liFe so that u can die Rich.


Doctor :
A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.


Marriage :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.


Smile :
A curve that can set a lot oF things straight.


Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions !

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