Interesting DeFinitions !
SCHOOL :
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.
LiFe Insurnce :
A Contract that keeps u poor all ur liFe so that u can die Rich.
Doctor :
A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.
Marriage :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot oF things straight.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions !
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Aarzoo hai seene me ghar bane madine me
ho karam jo bande par banda parwari hogi
In love stories sister always supports her brother but brother never support his sister…
because..
The sister knows what Love is ..
And the brother knows what Boys are…
Udaas Logo Hujoom Lao Husan Walon Ko Mar Dalain
Koi To Neki Ka Kaam Kar Lain Tabah To Waise Bhi Ho Gaye hain
Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ki Khususiyaat
Aap (S.A.W) ka saya nai tha !
Aap (S.A.W) pe kabi Makhi nai bethi!
Aap (S.A.W) ko kabi jamai nao aye!
Aap (S.A.W) jase dekthe thy wese he piche dkthe thy!
Aap(S.A.W) jis janwer per sawar hoey wo kabi nai bhaga!
SUBHANALLAH
Forward this to all
That Angry Moment!
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Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom & u
cant do anything bt smile n say
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kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) 😛
Andhian Yoon
chalein k
dil ujar k reh
gaya,
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Aey Vekhien
Faraz
meri Akh Vich ki
py gya….??
(+_-)
Our education system has a drawback:
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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!
Jahil log;-)
Pholan Wangron Mukhra Tera
Mare Lashkare Ni
Aakhan Wich Wasde Ne
Ravi De Nazare Ni
Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!
Plz call me, its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Nam-E-Mohammad se Khushbu-e-Wafa ati hai,
Un k ROZE se Umati Umati ki SADA ati hai,
Kash bethen hum B MADINE ki Galion Mn
Kehte hn k
whan JANAT se HAWA ati he..
……..DUA……..
A mere “ALLAH”
Apni Rehmaton k Darwaze se
Dheron Khushian
Kushada Rizq
Umr-e-Deraz
Achi Sehat
Kamil Eman
Bandagi wali zindgi
Apni Raza
Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sb usko atta Farma Jo is Wqt YE DUA Parh or behj rha hai. (“AMEEN”)
Bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
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bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh
Ye shikwa bewaja hai,
ye to dastoor-e-chahat hai
Ke ye jo mehboob hota hai,
zara magroor hota hai…..!!
Chali aati hain dabe paun teri yaaden shaam dhale
K hoti hai chiraghan dil ki mehfil shaam dhale
Hue tum kin rahon k musafir, itna to bata dete
K laut aate hain panchi bhi ghar ko shaam dhale
Tere intezar men yun har roz jhilmilati hain aankhen
K jaise mazaar pe jalta hai koi dia sham dhale
Din ka koi pal bhi teri yaad se ghafil nahi hota,
…..”WASI”…..
Teri kami ka magr hota hai ehsaas shaam dhale.
Sun Is Upset..
Moon Is Happy…
Y..?
Bcoz..
Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U.
Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams … =)
¤Thinking Process¤
American was thinking:
We have conquered the moon what next to conquer??
Chinese:
We have covered almost 90% of the world market how to cover the rest??
Indian:
We have nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else needs to be done??
Pakistani:
12 baje light gayi thi tou 1 baje ai hai ab phir 3 baje jaey gi pata nahin 4 baje aaye gi k nahin Allah karey 5 baje na jaey:-D;-)
Har Insan ka Baat karne ka Ek Andaaz hota hai Mera Baat karne ka Andaaz kaysa hai ?
1.Serious.
2.Chulbula.
3.Shararti.
4.Chalaak.
5.sweet.
6.Shy.
7.Crazy.
8.Over Confidence.
9.Bharam Baaz.
10.simple.
11.Batameezi.
12.loving
13.Jald Baazi.
14.Proudy.
15.AALIMANA.Reply Must.
With h0nesty
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I
Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ..
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.
Teri Muskurahat Meri Pehchan Hai,
Teri Khushi Mera Arman Hai,
Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Zindagi,
Bus Samjh Le Teri Dosti Hi Meri Jaan Hai.
FROM: Anil Albert
Tanhaai mein jo Choomta hai Mere Naam ke Haroof…!!
Mehfil mein woh Shakhs Meri taraf Dekhta bi nahi…!!
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Hostel Story
Things you say jab koi bahar ja rha ho
1> Bhai Paise le ja recharge karva diyo
2> Bhai ATM se paise nikalwa diyo
3> Bhai Please kuch khane ko le aayio
and The answer you get Saale naukar hu tera?
Chal saath mein
eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
Sath Dil ke chale Dil Ko Nahi Roka Humne..!!
Jo na Apna Tha Usey Toot Ke Chaha HumnE..!!
Aik DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI…!!
Kia Batayen kisE KhOya KiseY paYa huMne.
Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.
Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!
Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!
Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.
1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …
Good Knowlege: SriLanka Wo Wahid Non Muslim Country Hai
Jis K Sarkari or Private Radio Aur T.V Channels Par Daily 5 Waqt Ki Aazan Nashar Ki Jati Hai..
Close ur eyes in this sweet night,
save all sweet memories in ur heart.
Think of all beautiful things in ur life
& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.
Gud Nite
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.
Jo log Dard ko Samjet hain
Wo kbi dard ki wazah nhi btate.
Aur Jo Log Sachi Mohbat Kret H.
Wo Dard Sehna To Jante Hai
Par Dard Dena Nahi Jante.
There is no concept of being ‘busy’, its all abt priorities. People who love you would always find time for u no matter what& people who don’t will find excuses
Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality
Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai Unke ? .
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Maaji : Are Kambakht Tu To Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho !!!
Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye
” INSAN””
na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.
Relationship between two person is like
the relationship between the hand and the eye.
If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries,
and
if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..
Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ha…
The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter, So forgive the one who hurts u. They will realize ur worth one day.”
Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,
Jaan mango fida karain gay,
Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,
Namazi log hain dua karain gay
WE ARE ALL CAPTIVES OF OUR OWN IDENTITIES LIVING IN THE PRISON OF OUR OWN CREATION ….
Mat Pucho Us K Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Kesa Tha, =”MOHSIN” =
Us Ne is Shiddat Se Sene Se Lgaya k Maut Bhi Na Hui R Jan Bhi Nikl Gai…
The prophet (Peace be upon him) said:
Remember ALLAH during times of ease
and HE will remember you during times of difficulty.
[Tirmidhi]
Life means missing expected things and facing
unexpected things..
When you are right no one remember but when you are
wrong no one forgets.
That’s Life !!
Good Morning Sweeti Have a nice day.
Jab rat k tanha lamho main,
Koi ahat mujh se kehti hai,
Iss dil main halchal rehti hai,
Koi jugno pas se guzre tou,
Koi baat halak se nikle tou,
Main khudse uljhne lgta hon,
Phir jane kya kya kehta hon,
Phir yad tumhari aati hai,
Phir pal do pal k lamhe ko,
Yeh sans meri ruk jati hai,
Ik shola dil main bharakta hai,
Woh dard sehar tak rehta hai,
Phir weham mujhe yeh kehta hai,
Koi mere dil me rehta he.
Aaj bohat dukh ho ra haal e zindagi par Kash hum ne
haad m reh kar muhabbat ki hoti.
My five heartiest prayers for you in this holy month of ramadan…!
1- May Allah bless you with health,wealth and success
2-May Allah keep you in his protection forever.
3-May U always stay blessed n happy.
4-May you live long.
5-May Allah bless you and your family at the day of judgment..! Aameen
Kabhi Sham Dhalay jab hum milay…
Na din Dhalay na Raat hoo…
Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,
Yah Arzoo din raat ho…
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
Badla waafa ka dyen gaye bari sadgi sy hum,
Tum hum sy ruthe jao gaye aur zindagi sy hum !
Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn
Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?
Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy
From: Asma Zafar
Wishing you all a very happy eid,
And hoping that all the things you wish
For will be yours throughout the year…
Eid mubarak!!
Girl: I hate Cigarettes .. I never touch it..
Boy: Me too hate Cigarettes. I always burn it.
World’s smallest resignation letter…
“Dear Sir,
yaaaakh thoo.
Thank You” 😀
Boy Proposed A Girl:
I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you. Wil U Marry Me?
Girl:
Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy:
Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.
Founder of the world’s biggest NGO for the Mothers rights, John Michael said,
“I always hate my Mom. She had only one Eye, that made her very ugly. After getting married, I had never met her 4 many years.
But Before her death she wrote me a letter saying,
“O my dear son!
You have been hating me throughout your life, because I had only one eye. Now before leaving this World I want to disclose that, in your childhood you had accidentally lost ur eye. You looked very ugly, but to make you look beautiful I donated one of my eye to you & i still love u.
Zara Si Dair Mein Ham Kaisay Kholtay usko
Tamaam Umer Lagi Jhoot Boltay usko
Jisay Kasheed Kia Tha Khumaar-e-Khushbuu Se
Misaal-e-Rang Hawaaon Mein Gholtay Osko
Wo Khwaab Mein Hee Utarta Shuaa-e-Subah Ke Saath
Ham Apnay Aap Hee Palkon Pe Toultay usko
Wo Ashk Tha Ose Aankhon Mein Dafan Hona Tha
Gohar Na Tha Ke Sitaaron Mein Roltay usko
Wo Be-Wafa Tha Tou Iqraar Lazmi Karta
Kuch Aur Dair Meri Jaan Tatoltay Osko
Kisi Ki Aankh Se Mohsin Zaroor Peeta Hai
Tamaam Sheher Ne Dekha Hai Doultay usko
Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning
Hamesha apni chhotti chhotti ghaltiyon se bachne ki koshish karo!
Q k insan paharron se nhi chottay pathron se thokar khata hai.
HAZRAT ALI. (R.A)
Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me Aksar
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar
Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K
Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .
May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and
gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and
filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
Kaash main teri Aankh mein pani ban jaoon,
Faraz,
Aur tu kabi na roye mujhe khonay k dar say..!
Ahmed Faraz In Africa;
Hunu Lunu Shinga Mamba Jamba FARAZ,
Shinga La Mamba Jheenga Lala Hu Hu…
Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy
Q K
Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.
My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will
keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, im
gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!
Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..
Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..
From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)
Meri janib na kiya dast-e-tawangar tune
De diya khud hi mujhe phar ke chhappar tune
Apna mohtaj banaya ye karam hai tera
Shukr hai mujh ko phiraya nahin dar dar tune
Kis tarah teri attaon ki main taareef karun
Bhar diya hai mere kashkol men gauhar tune
Fazl se apne atta ki hai har ek shay mujhko
Qabil-e-rashk banaya hai muqaddar tune
Aadmi apne hi kirdaar se gir jata hai
Koi insaan banaya nahin kamtar tune
Meri kya baat hai kis baat pe main naaz karun
Sainkron mujh sa banaya hai sokhanwar tune
