Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Marketing Terms To MBA Students

A Professor ExplAined Marketing Terms To MBA Students!


1) You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me


“That’s Direct Marketing”


2) You Are At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends & See A Cute Girl One Of Your Friend Goes Up To Her & Pointing At You He’s Very Rich Marry Him


“Thats Advertising”


3) You Are At A Party & See A Girl She Walks Up To You & Says You Are Very Rich Can You Marry Me?


“That’s Brand Recognition”


4) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Gives You A Hard Slap


“That’s Customer Feedback”


5) You See A Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Introduces You To Her Husband


“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”


6) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Before You Say I Am Rich, Marry Me Your Wife Arrives


“That’s Restriction For Entering New MArkets

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