RAMADAN MUBARAK

Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
RAMADAN MUBARAK.

Never Ignore anyone

Never ignore anyone who loves u the most,

then you will realize that u have lost a diamond

while collecting stones.

Udaas Chehra Naraaz Aankhen

Mizaaj Barham Khafa Sa Lehja.
Udaas Chehra, Naraaz Aankhen.
Wajah Jo Poochhi Main ne Us se. Jaan Meri..!
Udaas Q Ho..? Q Ho Barham, Naraaz Q Ho..?
Bhar K Uchleen Aankhain Uski..Larkhra K GaLay sey Lag Kr…
Mujh se BoLi… “Kahaan Gay Thy, Q Gay Thy.? MujHy Bataao..
Tumhary Bin Jo BeBasi THi… Elaaj Uska Bata K Jaty…
Tum Jo Bichro, Kahan Main Dhondun.? Suragh Apna BaTa K Jaty…
Tumhen Pta Tha Tumhary Bin Main… Ek Pall Bhi Reh Nhi Skti…!
Chahay Bichrey Duniya Saari… Teri Judai Seh Nhi Skti…!
Tumhen Qasam He Ab Na Jana,… Tumhen Qasam He Ab Na Jana..

Sardar Salesman Se

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhau?

Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.

Difference Between Magnets And women

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

20th Anniversary

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

You Bitch

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

PIA Air Hostess

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aap Khana Khayen ge…?
Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….???

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Air Hostess:

YES or No.

Last Night Thinking Of U

Last night ,
thinking of u, one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me.

Today I m President

I studied but never topped,

today toppers of best universities r my employees(Bill Gates)

Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President(Asif Zardari) 😀

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko,
Yehi Kash Makash
Musalsal!!

Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mei,
Ya Mai Us Mei Kho
Gaya Hoon….

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

You Drop A Tear

may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

Washington post

JOKE OF THE CENTURY:

Agar next time America main sonaami aya to us ka zimmadar Osama ho ga Q K Osama ab samundar main Hai..:-)

Washington post.

Pehloo Nasheen rahe

kuch Is Tarah Se Aaj Wo Pehloo Nasheen Rahe

Jab Tak Hamare Saath Rahe Hum Nahi Rahe….!

27 Rajab 2012 Sms Poetry

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……..’ ORRY!

This is a special SORRY to u,
Plz excuse my all mistakes before 27 rajab
Thanks.
Remember me in ur Prayerz .

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai

Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai

Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai

Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai

Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai

Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai

Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai

Dosti Yoon Tou Maya Jaal Bhi Hai

Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai

Jo Mila Naseeb se

Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)
Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)
Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.

Some one broke your trust

just because someone broke your trust does not mean others will.
but just the thought of being broken again is enough
to not trust at all.

Bazm e Wafa

(Best of Ghalib)

Main to Mar k Bhi Bazm-E-Wafa Main ZINDA hoon

GHALIB

Talash Kar Meri MEHFIL Mera Mazaar Na Poch.

hadees duaon ki qabolyat ke aukaat

ACCORDING TO HADEES ,
Duaonki qabolyat k Aukaat
1. Farz namaz ke bad ,
2. Azan or Aqmat k Darmian
3. Tahajjud k waqt
4. Barish Barastay waqt
5. safar mai
6. Iftar k waqt
7. jumayk din ek ghari
8. shab e  qadar mai ,
9 zam zam peetay waqt
10. Arfa k din
maidan-e-Arfat mai ,
11. Quran ki tilawat k bad
DUAN DARUD

Tere pyar per majbur

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya,
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya,
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko,
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya

Lets Welcome

Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Height of laziness

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

Bulhay shah Dosti Poetry

Jis yar de yar hazaraan hovan,
Us yar nu yar na samji
Jera had to wad k pyar kare,
Us pyar nu pyar na samji
Hovay yar te deve haar tenu,
Us haar nu haar na Samji
“Bulhay shah” bhavain yar jina v Ghareeb hovay,
Ohdi sangat bekaar na Samji…!

Deviation From Norm

Without deviation from the NORM.

Progress is not possible

Great Line

Great line
I’m not a
“HANDSOME”
But I can give my
“HAND”
to
“SOME”
one who needs help.
Beauty is in heart,
not in face..

Rajab Shab e Meraj ki Fazeelat

Hazrat Muhammad Sal Allaho Alehi Wasallam ka farman hai

keh Rajab ke maheenay ki be-shumar fazeelat hai. Iss maheenay ki ibadat bohat afzal hai.

Hazrat Muhammad Sal Allaho Alehi Wasallam irshad farmatey hein keh jab Rajab ke maheenay ka chaand dekho to yeh dua parho:

“Allahumma Barik Lana Fi Rajaba Wa Sha’bana Wa Ballighnaaa Ilaa Shah’ri Ramazan.”

Andha Hoon

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.

“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

Punjabi woman

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child..

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda,

nalay his nakk v leak da.. ;):

Going to Speak

iF You Are Going To Speak

Bad Things About Me…. On My Back…

Come To Me , I ll Tell You More.

Kamal Ka Sabar

Maloom hota hai bhol gye ho shyad.

Ya phir kamal ka sabar rkhtey hoo.

Ham jis say zinda hain woh tamana tumhi tu ho.

Hum jis maen bus rahey hain wo dunia tumhi tu ho.

urdu poetry about mother

Aye Maan, Phir se muje mera basta de de,
ke duniya ka dia sabaq mushkil bohat hai.

Dedicate this urdu poetry to your mother

Best friends reaction on fight

Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To

Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction:

Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.

Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya…..??

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit k Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says.
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Gaadi Nikaal Saaale bc ghar se nikal ke marenge chal.. :@

Friends always Rocks..

Khushi bardshat

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Three Reasons To Give Exams

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

Difference Between Frnds

Difference Between Frnds and best Frnds

When Result comes:

Friends: kitne % aaye?
Best friend: Aur duffer pass hua ki nahi.. ??

When you ask for money:

Friend: Sorry i Dont have
Best Friend: Kyun Bhai..Tere baap ki shaadi hai kya.. ??

Best friend are the most precious thing you have got in your life

Nigah e Ishq

Nigah e ishq ka ajab hi mashghala daikha
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ussay hi daikhna jisay bepanah daikha

Pathan Aur Biwi Funny urdu SMs

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:

“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”

Pathan ne SMS me likha:

“Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”

Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.
When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?

Friend Like You

Last Night i had a dream.

I was talking 2 an Angel

I asked him “why i’ve a friend like you?”

He Replied..

“Sab tere Gunaahon ki Saza hai”

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU.

Wishing you

I Very Very Happy And Wishing You
And Your Family The Blessings Of Ramadan
Ramadan Mubarak 2013

MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NAHIN AAYEA

MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NA AAYEA JAISE SUKHE PAIR KI CHAYEA
APNON K HOTE HUE TAN MAIN BASI TANHAAYI
AANSOO BANA K KHUSHI AANKHON SE MAINE BARSAYI
KHUSHION KO ROTE ROTE DUNIYA MAIN AB TO MERA DIL GHABRAYEA
BARAS GAYE RE SAWAN DARIYA BHI JOSH MAIN AAYE
PHOOL BHI KHILNE LAGE KALION K MANN MUKURAYE
SOONI RAHI THI DAALI US PE TO KOI AB TAK PHOOL NA AAYEA
JEENE KO JEENA CHAHE MAANGON TO MAUT NA AAYE
SAANSON K CHALNE KO TO JEEVAN KAHA NAHIN JAYE
DARD BASA K DIL MAIN MERA NASEEB MUJH KO KAHAN PE LAYEA
MERA JEEVAN KUCH KAAM NA AAYEA JAISE SUKHE PAIR KI CHAYEA.

LEHRON KI TARHA YAADEIN DIL SE TAKRATI HAIN TOOFAN UTHATI HAIN

LEHRON KI TARHA YAADEIN DIL SE TAKRATI HAIN TOOFAN UTHATI HAIN
QISMAT MAIN HAI GAHOR ANDHERE RAATEIN SULAGTI DHUNDHLE SAWERE
TAKTE TAKTE SOONI RAHEIN PATHRAA GAYI HAIN AB TO NIGAHEIN
BARSON SE DIL PE BAUJ UTHAYE DHOODH RAHA HOON PYAR K SAAYE

Angraiz Pathan Sa

Angraiz Pathan se: whats your name?

Pathan:

Respect flower..

Angraiz: What?!!

Pathan: Yara..

Ezat Gul..!!

Namaz Ke Baad

Har Namaz Ke Baad 3 Martaba Pehla Kalma Parho Aur Yeh Dua Mango Ke Aey ALLAH Yeh Kalma Tery Pas Meri Amanat Hai Aur Marney Say 2 Mint Pehly Yeh Mujhay Lotaa Dena.

ALLAH Kabhi Amanat May Khayant Nahi Kartey.Or Ye Msg Bhi Apke Pas Aik Amant He.

Sara aasman aapko

Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko

agar aap mangen aasman ka ek tara
To khuda de de sara aasman aapko

Na Msg Na Phone Na Picture

Na msg
Na phone
Na picture
Na tone
kya ban gaye ho
don?
number to aise
liya tha jaise roz
karoge PHONE
ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun

Hum To Aaghaz-E-Muhabbat

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai

Expecting too much

Do not blame people for disappointing you

Blame yourself for expecting too much

Sari Umer Tm Ko Pyar Mile

Saari umar tumko pyar mile,
Jo dil mai hy woh hazaar baar milay,
Bichar jate hyn milnay k bad bhi kuch log.
Jo kbi na bichre aisa tumko pyar mile..!

jis Diye Ko Bachiya

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar…

Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum…

Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko,

Jisko hawa se bacha rahe they hum.

Submit By: Muhammad Wajahat (+923344042790)

Valentines Day Greeting 2011

“Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.

zauq-e-Dard

Zauq-e-dard me hai takleef sara sar

Achay hain wo jo log mohabbat nai kerte

A SAD LOV STORY

A SAD LOV STORY

1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-

Har Baar Ki Tarha

Har Baar Ki Tarha Is Baar Bhi ANSOO Bahaoon Ga

Tum Mujh Say Door Ho To Main Kesey Ye EID Manaoon Ga

Ik Taraf EID Ki KhuShi Aur IkTaraf TERA Gham

Chorri Hai Baat TUM Pay Tum Hi JANO

Main Apne Andar K Zakham KISI Ko Na DiKhaoon Ga.

Women Logic on Handbag

women logic 😀

I went to buy a suit,

but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes…

so i bought this handbag :):-p

Wives Insulting Husbands

Wives insulting thier husbands:

pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro

Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy

Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.

Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.

MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..

CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.

Tum Kia Jano

“Tum Kia Jano”

Kabi daman kabi palkain bhighona KIS ko kehte hain

Kisi mazloom se pööcho k “RONA” kis ko kehte hain

Kabi meri jaga khud ko rakho phir “JAAN” jao gè

K dunyä bhar k dukh dil main “SAMONA” kis ko kehte hain

Meri ankhay mere chehry ko ik din “GHOAR” se dekho

Magr mät Pochna “WEERAAN” hona kis ko kehte hain

Tmhara dil kabhi pighle agr “GHAM” ki hararat se

Tumhain malum ho jaye ga “KHONA” kis ko kehte hain …

Piyar se sms kiya

AAP sé döör réh kar AAP KO MISS kiya HUM NÉ,

AAP K liey “ALLAH” se wish kiya HUM NÉ,

AAP Ki Yääd chupke sé chàli aai to..

Bohot PIYAR sé AAP KO sMs kiya Hum ne

Marketing Terms To MBA Students

A Professor ExplAined Marketing Terms To MBA Students!

1) You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me

“That’s Direct Marketing”

2) You Are At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends & See A Cute Girl One Of Your Friend Goes Up To Her & Pointing At You He’s Very Rich Marry Him

“Thats Advertising”

3) You Are At A Party & See A Girl She Walks Up To You & Says You Are Very Rich Can You Marry Me?

“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Gives You A Hard Slap

“That’s Customer Feedback”

5) You See A Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me & She Introduces You To Her Husband

“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”

6) You See A Cute Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Before You Say I Am Rich, Marry Me Your Wife Arrives

“That’s Restriction For Entering New MArkets

Pyar Kero Aazmana

Jise Tum sacche Dil Se Pyar Karo Use Kabhi Mat Aazmana,

Kyo Ki Agar Woh Gunhegaar Bhi Hua Toh Dil Tumhara Hi Tutega

Likhi Hoon Mein

Tuhj Mein Likhi Hoon Mein

Tujh Se Judi Hoon Mein

Tu hi hai ashiqui, tu hi awargi

Tu hi hai zindagi tu hi juda

O hello Banda Ban

Muhabbat Pehli bar ho to “Bhola Pan”,

Doosri bar ho to”Apna Pan”,

Teesri bar ho to “Deewana Pan”,

Or Ager bar bar ho to
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O hello
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“BANDA BAN”

Warna Mohabbat aur Nafrat

Sirf Ehsaas badal jatay hain aur kuch nahi.

Warna mohabat or nafrat to ek he dil se hoti hai….

Baki sab tamaashe hain

Harf-e-Tasalli to sirf aik takalluf hay,

Jiska dard, usshi ka dard
Baaki Sabh tamaashe hain

A Boy With His Father

One guy tells his friend, “Check my result and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say “Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum”
If I failed in two say “Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum”
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the friend comes and says “Ummat e Muslima says Asalam o Alaikum” 😛

parhi Likhi Larki

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

My Own Image Of My Work

My own image of my work is that I no sooner settle into something than a break occurs.
These breaks are always painful and depressing but despite them I see that there is a consistency that holds out,
but is hard to define.

Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Sher da Puttar

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi