Funny Husband wife Conversation

Husband biwi se Phone par:

“Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?”

Biwi (ghussay se):
“Zeher”

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Neche se bahir nikalo

Old is gold.

Dost: Biwi se jhagda hua tha na solve hua kya ???

Santa: Haan meri biwi Ghutno pe chal ke aayi thi mere pass

Dost: Ohh Kya bola???

Santa: Boli palang ke niche se bahar nikalo .

Ab nhi marungi

Difficult to love

Sometimes people r so assumptious.

u try to be sweet,they interpret it as flirting.

u try to be nice,they say u want something in return.

u try to make them smile,they think ur annoying.

u try to be confident & comfortable,they say ur arrogant.

U try to show that u like them, they say ur just playing around.

In such an assumptious world,

No wonder it is so difficult to love, care and live..

Imam-Ul-Ambia

Imam-Ul-Ambia

Hazrat MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W

Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Hoa Dekha

AAP S.A.W.W Ne Usey Utha Kar

Saaf Kiya Or Kha Liya Or Farmaya:

Ay “AISHA”

Izzat Dar Cheez Ki Izzat Karo

Jab “ALLAH AZZUWAJAL”

Kisi Qoam Ka Rizq Chhin Leta Hai To Wapis Nahi Karta

(“IBN-MAJA”)

Jild No-2

Hadees-1142.

Subha Bakhair

Kambal ki Lambai

Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main ay faraz,

K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai
Hahahahahaha

HAPPY WINTER:-)

Every Bad Situation Will Have Something Positive

Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….

Meri Attendance reh gai

He Came. . .
I Ignored him, he addressed. . .

I kept Quiet, he began to Speak..
I didn’t Listen, he sp0ke 2 h0urs for me but I didnt listen..

And then. . .

He began to Leave. .
I Realized the Loss. . .
And I Shouted.. SIRRRRR…!!
Meri Attendance reh gai… 😀 😛

Every Sunset Gives Us

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck for your interview.

Dard ki Shiddat

Zakhm Dey K Na Pooch Dard Ki Shiddat

Dard To Dard Hai

Thoda Kya-Zyada Kya.

Ik Sardar Footboll Ki Team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that…….wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

Greatest Lie in School

The Greatest Lie I ever Heard in School
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Bas 12th tak padhai kar lo,

uske baad to aish hi aish hai

Dunya ka Ameer shakhs

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
se kisi ne poocha k Dunya ka sub se Ameer Admi kon hy?

To AAP ne farmaya
“Dunya ka Ameer shakhs woh hy jis k
Dost Mukhlis hon”.

A.A, Gud Morng n hav a vry blessed day!

Insan ka mizaaj

“Jb tm kisi Insan ka mizaaj parhna chaho to us se mshwra lo. Tm us k mashwry sy uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi sub jan jao gay”

Main paper Khali Chor Aya

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Send free Sms to Daddy

Dads never grow old
They just watch us grow old
Happy Fathers Day

Zubaan ke Taizi

Apni Zubaan ki Taizi Us “MAA” per Mat Aazmzo,

Jisna Tumhein Bolna Sikhaya

Hazart ALI (R.A)

I Am New To This City

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

Haseen pal Mein

Kah dena Meethi Neend sonay walay ko,

Koi Udas ha tery bin raat k is Hassen pal main b!

School life at its best

Announcement in a SCHOOL:

Students who have Parked their cycles in front of the Gate, Plz move their cycles to the Parking area !!

After 30 mins another announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!

THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!

Funny heroin Sms

Night was dark,

Moon was high,

Boy stopped bike,

Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

BED K Niche Se

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi

Muhammad (S.A.W) name

MUHAMMAD (S.A.W)

kitna piyara name hai

Mooh se pura Lafz Nikalta nai k

Hont Ek dosre ko 2 dafa chum lete hain.

(TRY IT)

December Hosh Ker

DECEMBER hosh kr pagal, ye tujhko kya hua akhir,

Bina brse guzar jana, teri aadat na thi pehle..

Ishq ni asan

Ye ishq nahe asaan bs itna smjh lijiey

ek aag ka darya hae or doob k jana hae…

Facebook Addict

If i was not at facebook i would

have been at Microsoft -Mark ZuckerBerg

If i was not at facebook i also would

have been at microsoft – Facebook Addict

Tujh Mere jaise

A girl:-Tuje mere jaisi
ladki kabi nahi mil skti

Boy: Chill sweet heart
jab mujhe tu hi pasand nahi to tere
Jaisi DHUNDU Q ?…. =)) =D

Urrty Hoe Prindee

Kal Shaam mujh Urrty hovy prindoun ny

naseeht ki hai…..

Bohat sham ho jaye to apny b sath chor jaty hein……!!!!!

It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Best Break Up Ever

Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D

Khreed Lo GHALIB

Bikny Waaly Or bhi hen Jaa Kr Khreed Lo GHALIB

Ham Log Qeemat Sy Nahen, Qismat Sy Mila Krtey

In Soft Gleaming Of Stars

In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

Fair & Lovely Ke Ad Ma

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Smile is Best One

A Smile is the best one

which is on others face but created by YOU!

Wrong caller

Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??

Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. 😛

Again call…

Caller: fridge hai??

Admi gusse sy: nhi hai

Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga 😀 😀

Have a back up

Before a break up

always have a back up

When An Angel Came To Me

When an angel came to me,
He asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said Please take care of the person
whos reading this message.
Good night!

Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat

Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat, Tera Fisana, Teri Hkayat Kitab-e Hasti Jahan Se Kholi, Teri Mohabat Ka Baab Nikla

Aap Bare BEWAQUF HO

Aap bare BEWAQUF
HO.
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho

Naya saal aayega

Aaj k baad naya saal aayega
Bapu ne bola hai k network jam hoga
to apun aajhi vinamrata se wish kar rela hai
bole to Happy New year

Beete Pal

Mil k bicharana dastur hai Zindgi ka …

EK yahi qissa mashhoor hai zindgi ka..

Beete hue pal kabi laut kr nai aate….

yehi sab se bara qasur hai zindgi ka…

Wo Kaha Karta Tha

Wo kaha karta tha
Jab Mein tujhy bhoolunga

To wo din zindagi ka
Akhri din ho ga

Us raat taaray Na chamkaingy
Us subha Suraj na Nikley ga

Wo kaha karta tha Meri har
Saans se Tu wabasta hai

Aaj jab us Ne rasta badla
Tou Yaad aya
Wo kaha karta tha

Mere Dosti Tum Wafa

Meri Dosti se tum wafa karna

Mujhe dil se na tum juda karna

Meri har sans me bus jao tum

Khushbo ban kar tum mila karna

Bhula don teri Dosti me duniya

Phir tum bhi apni Dosti ki intaha karna

Zindagi ki har khushi ka tum sahara ho

Tum ko mumkin nahi dil se juda karna…!

Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Halki Halki Barish

“Aaj Halki Halki Barish Hai”

Aaj Sard Hawa Ka RaQs B Hai”

Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Hain”

“Aaj Un mein Tera Aks B Hai”

Aaj Badal Kaley Gehrey Hain”

“Aaj Chand Pe Lakhon Pehrey Hain”

“Kuch Tukrey Teri Yadon Ke

Bari Der Se Dil Mein Thehrey Hain”

Aaj Zehan Pe Tum Hi Chaye Ho

Aaj

YAAD Bohat TUM AAye Ho..HAPPY RIM JHIM

Awesome Good Night Sms

Life had many sleepless nights
Never saw u in my sight,
My love is like sunlight
My love don?t fight,
Now good night

Beautiful Sms For All Muslims

..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Emaan or Emaan Dari me BeMisaal ho?
Jo
Fatah k bad Dushmn k liye Muafi ka Elan kre?
Jo
Taqat Rkhne k Bawjod b Badla na le?   ..HE KOI AISA..
Jise
Lahu Luhan kiya jay or Wo Badle Me DUA de?
Jise
Us k Jani Dushman b Sadiq or Ameen kahen?   ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
Badshah ho phir b 3,3 Din tak jis k Ghr cholha na jale?
Jo
Malik ho k b Gulam ko Swari pe bithaye or Khud Pedal chale?    ..HE KOI AISA..
Jo
PAK or MASOOM ho Phir B Raat Raat bhr RUB ki
Hmd-o-Sna
Kre?
Karorron
Durud aur Salaam Mere AAQA MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) pr Jo Apni Misaal Ap hain.
“SUBHAN ALLAH”

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main

bismilla kraan !

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main

sadqy jawan !

Tu$$¡

Jaag gay o !

O

tehr jao !

menu gööd mörning

ty wish kr len 2..

Tanu lakh lakh

GÖÖD MÖRNNNNiNGÄn Jeee:-

Some word counting of QURAN PAK

>> QURAN PAK

“ALEF” 48872 itni baar aya hai

“Ba” 11228

“Ta” 1199

“Sa” 1276

“Jee” 3273

“Ha” 973

“KHA” 2416

“DAAL” 5642

“ZAAL” 4697

“RA” 11793

Hasb e Zarurat

Wo iss andaz ki mujh sy mohabbat chahta hai

Merey har khawab par apni hakumat chahta hai

Wo kehta hai mein uss ki zarurat bn chuka hun

Toh goya wo mujay hasb-e-zarurat chahta hai

Bathroom Me Tilawat

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha
,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room
me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Barish Ka Paani Main

Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jane kaha Kho gayi   Dost
jab barish k paani me hamare bhi jahaz chala krte thay..

Iftaar Party

In the currunt situation of country,I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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Chiken biryani

Sardar gussey se: ‘Waiter! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nahi hain?’

Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hain…?

Sardar: Haan yar sorry…!!

Best Frindship Sms

Suppose its my birthday & u r invited.
But u have just
Rs. 10/-
To buy a gift 4 me
what will u buy?
Reply must…
No reply means no care!:-(

Zikar-e-Nikah

December To Giyaa Ashqioo Ab Kise Koso ge

Shaadiyan To Unki B Ho Gaen Jinko Na Tha Aql-o- Shuoor

Apna Toh Yeh Saal Bhi Guzar Geya Zikr-e-Nikah karte Karte

Facebook Saves Life

Facebook Saves Life 😀

A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide..!! :O

Train was Coming Closer and

He Suddenly came out of the track and Said,
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Oh Shitt. Forgot to Update status In Facebook

That I m Gonna Die..!! 😛 😀

Ring De Do

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-

A Ring Is Round

A ring is round
and has no end
and thats how long
i will be your friend

Mean of I am going

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

:D=)) Lolzzz

what’s your sign meaning sms

NEVER reject 3 people:
LEO, GEMINI, AQUARIOUS.
They are sensitive, true, honest friends!!
NEVER believe in 3 people:
SAGITTARIUS, SCORPIO,ARIES.
They are the most selfish &
mean!!
NEVER lose 3 people:
TAURUS, CANCER,CAPRICORN.
They are the most sincere & true lovers!!
NEVER leave 3 people:
VIRGO, LIBRA,PICES.
They can keep secrets, friendship, they can never see your tears!!
What’s your sign??;-:)

durood sharif se faaida

Huzoor nabi akram(s.a.w.w) farmaya Allah taala ne 1 farishta paida kia,is ka 1 baazu mashriq me hai aur 2usra baazu magrib me,is ka sar arsh k niche hai aur 2no paaun 7wen zameen tale hen,zameen par aabad makhluq k barabar is k par hen.meri ummat me se koi mard ya aurat jab mujh par durood bhejta hai,to Allah taala ise hukm deta hai,k wo arsh tale waaqe behre noor me gota lagaaen wo gota zan hota hai,phir baahir nikal kar apni baazu yaani par chaarta hai,to iske paron me se qatre girte hen,aur Allah taala har qatre se 1 frishta paida karta hai,jo is k liye qayamat tak dua_e_bakhshish maangta hai::…::

3 FEELINGS

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Mujh se Shadi Kero Ge

Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?

Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?

O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!

Night was dark

Night was dark

Moon was high Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why?

He came close, She felt shy and he said
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DHAKKA MAAR !! Herion petrol khatam ho gaya hai.

Do Not Count What U Have Lost

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! good night.

Duniya me Yar

Kia Janiye Kab Kon Hadaf Banaye Mujh Ko..!

Darta Hun Ke Dunya Mein Mere Yaar Bohat Hain…!!

Mein Jis Larki ko chahta tha

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

Nasha e Sharab

Ye Mohobat Bhi Nasha-E-sharab Ha

Karen To Mar Jayen Ch0ren To Kidhar Jayen

Un ke Sitam

Kaash Wo eik Mouka Detay Baat Karnay Ka

“_~$äqì~_”

Hum Unko Bhi Rula Detay Un Kay Sitam Suna Kay…

Golden Sun of Eid Rises

Before the Golden Sun of Eid rises , let me

Decorate all of its rays with wishes of SUCCESS ,

Prosperity and Happiness for U and Urs Family.

Eid Mubarak !!!

Bus Stand in Lahore

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-:p

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay

Boy I Love U

Boy :- i love u.

Girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure.

Girl :- yeah!

Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.

Girl :- a a i luv u 2.

Expensive Gift

Quotes of Warren Buffet;

1. ON EARNINGS:

Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.

2. ON SPENDING:

If you buy things you don’t need, soon you’ll have to sell things you need.

3. ON SAVINGS:

Don’t save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.

4. ON TAKING RISK:

Never test the depth of river with both feet.

5. ON INVESTMENT:

Don’t put all your eggs in a single basket.

6. ON EXPECTATIONS:

Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. Don’t expect it from Cheap people…

Plz think about the inside meaning

Be friend with stupid people

Be friend with stupid people.
You will feel like a genius all the time!:D

Baqi 1 Roza Rakhe

Dil ki Gehrayon Se
Eid
ul
Fitr
Ka intzar kren
Or baqi 1 roza rakhain.
SHUKRIYA;-)

zubaida aapa k economical totky

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye is tarah karne se

biryani kam par sakti hai.
(zubaida aapa k economical totky) . . . . . . . . .

Interesting DeFinitions

Interesting DeFinitions !

SCHOOL :
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

LiFe Insurnce :
A Contract that keeps u poor all ur liFe so that u can die Rich.

Doctor :
A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.

Marriage :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.

Smile :
A curve that can set a lot oF things straight.

Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions !

Husband To Wife

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Karam jo bande per ho

Aarzoo hai seene me ghar bane madine me
ho karam jo bande par banda parwari hogi

sister always supports

In love stories sister always supports her brother but brother never support his sister…
because..
The sister knows what Love is ..
And the brother knows what Boys are…

Tabah to waise be

Udaas Logo Hujoom Lao Husan Walon Ko Mar Dalain

Koi To Neki Ka Kaam Kar Lain Tabah To Waise Bhi Ho Gaye hain

Number Choose Karen 1 Se 10 Kak

Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ki Khususiyaat

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W) ki Khususiyaat

Aap (S.A.W) ka saya nai tha !

Aap (S.A.W) pe kabi Makhi nai bethi!

Aap (S.A.W) ko kabi jamai nao aye!

Aap (S.A.W) jase dekthe thy wese he piche dkthe thy!

Aap(S.A.W) jis janwer per sawar hoey wo kabi nai bhaga!

SUBHANALLAH

Forward this to all

That Angry Moment

That Angry Moment!
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Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom & u
cant do anything bt smile n say
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kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) 😛

Andhian Yoon chalein ka

Andhian Yoon
chalein k
dil ujar k reh
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Aey Vekhien
Faraz
meri Akh Vich ki
py  gya….??
(+_-)

Teach us Teamwork

Our education system has a drawback:

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It doesnt teach us teamwork
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& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in exams..they call it cheating!

Jahil log;-)

Pholan Wangron Mukhra Tera

Pholan Wangron Mukhra Tera
Mare Lashkare Ni
Aakhan Wich Wasde Ne
Ravi De Nazare Ni

Happy All Day Long

Hello,

wake up,

Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING

wrapped with sincerity,

tied with care

and

sealed with a prayer

to keep u safe

and

happy all day long!

Take Care!

Plz call me its urgent

Plz call me, its urgent

Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

Khushbu-e-Wafa

Nam-E-Mohammad se Khushbu-e-Wafa ati hai,

Un k ROZE se Umati Umati ki SADA ati hai,

Kash bethen hum B MADINE ki Galion Mn

Kehte hn k

whan JANAT se HAWA ati he..

Best Urdu Dua Sms

……..DUA……..
A mere “ALLAH”
Apni Rehmaton k Darwaze se
Dheron Khushian
Kushada Rizq
Umr-e-Deraz
Achi Sehat
Kamil Eman
Bandagi wali zindgi
Apni Raza
Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sb usko atta Farma Jo is Wqt YE DUA Parh or behj rha hai.   (“AMEEN”)

Mazhiya bakra Eid Shayari

Bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
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bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh

to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh

Dastoor Chahat

Ye shikwa bewaja hai,

ye to dastoor-e-chahat hai

Ke ye jo mehboob hota hai,

zara magroor hota hai…..!!

Grades Define

Grades dont measure intelligence
and age does not define maturity

Teri yaaden shaam dhale

Chali aati hain dabe paun teri yaaden shaam dhale
K hoti hai chiraghan dil ki mehfil shaam dhale
Hue tum kin rahon k musafir, itna to bata dete
K laut aate hain panchi bhi ghar ko shaam dhale
Tere intezar men yun har roz jhilmilati hain aankhen
K jaise mazaar pe jalta hai koi dia sham dhale
Din ka koi pal bhi teri yaad se ghafil nahi hota,
…..”WASI”…..
Teri kami ka magr hota hai ehsaas shaam dhale.

Zulm Dhaya kerte ho

Kis QaDar Zulm Dhaya Karty Ho….!!

Ye Jo Tum Bhool Jaya Karty Ho….!!

Sun Is Upset

Sun Is Upset..

Moon Is Happy…

Y..?

Bcoz..

Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U.

Good Night

n

Sweet Dreams … =)

Thinking Process

¤Thinking Process¤

American was thinking:

We have conquered the moon what next to conquer??

Chinese:

We have covered almost 90% of the world market how to cover the rest??

Indian:

We have nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else needs to be done??

Pakistani:

12 baje light gayi thi tou 1 baje ai hai ab phir 3 baje jaey gi pata nahin 4 baje aaye gi k nahin Allah karey 5 baje na jaey:-D;-)

Baat karne ka Ek Andaaz

Har Insan ka Baat karne ka Ek Andaaz hota hai Mera Baat karne ka Andaaz kaysa hai ?

1.Serious.
2.Chulbula.
3.Shararti.
4.Chalaak.
5.sweet.
6.Shy.
7.Crazy.
8.Over Confidence.
9.Bharam Baaz.
10.simple.
11.Batameezi.
12.loving
13.Jald Baazi.
14.Proudy.
15.AALIMANA.Reply Must.
With h0nesty

Sardar Ji To His Friend

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

i need your Friendship

I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I
Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ..

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

I Am Dreaming Of White Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

Teri Muskurahat

Teri Muskurahat Meri Pehchan Hai,

Teri Khushi Mera Arman Hai,

Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Zindagi,

Bus Samjh Le Teri Dosti Hi Meri Jaan Hai.

FROM: Anil Albert

Breakup ka faida

Breakup ka faida!!
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Mobile ki battery 6, 6 din chal jati ha !!

Choomta hai Mere Naam ke Haroof

Tanhaai mein jo Choomta hai Mere Naam ke Haroof…!!

Mehfil mein woh Shakhs Meri taraf Dekhta bi nahi…!!

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

Student Hostel Life

Hostel Story

Things you say jab koi bahar ja rha ho

1> Bhai Paise le ja recharge karva diyo
2> Bhai ATM se paise nikalwa diyo
3> Bhai Please kuch khane ko le aayio

and The answer you get Saale naukar hu tera?

Chal saath mein

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai

eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI

Sath Dil ke chale Dil Ko Nahi Roka Humne..!!

Jo na Apna Tha Usey Toot Ke Chaha HumnE..!!

Aik DhOke Main Katti Umar SarI…!!

Kia Batayen kisE KhOya KiseY paYa huMne.

EID Tum Jab B Aana

Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.

Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.

Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!

Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!

Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.

Kuj sanu maran da shok

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.

Eik Sardar Museum Gya

1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …

Sarkari or Private Radio

Good Knowlege: SriLanka Wo Wahid Non Muslim Country Hai

Jis K Sarkari or Private Radio Aur T.V Channels Par Daily 5 Waqt Ki Aazan Nashar Ki Jati Hai..

Sweet Night

Close ur eyes in this sweet night,

save all sweet memories in ur heart.

Think of all beautiful things in ur life

& surrender urself to ur beautiful dreams.

Gud Nite

Main Shaadi Ke Baad

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

Dard or mohabbat ki wazaha

Jo log Dard ko Samjet hain
Wo kbi dard ki wazah nhi btate.
Aur Jo Log Sachi Mohbat Kret H.
Wo Dard Sehna To Jante Hai
Par Dard Dena Nahi Jante.

Concept Of Busy

There is no concept of being ‘busy’, its all abt priorities. People who love you would always find time for u no matter what& people who don’t will find excuses

A Perfect Friend

Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

Abhi tak nai aaye

Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai Unke ? .
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Maaji : Are Kambakht Tu To Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho !!!

kabhi Ghuroor

Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye

” INSAN””

na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.

Relationship Between Two Person

Relationship between two person is like
the relationship between the hand and the eye.
If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries,
and
if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..

Suno Tum Laut Aao Na

Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ha…

From the woodcutter

The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter, So forgive the one who hurts u. They will realize ur worth one day.”

Ik larki ka number send kar doo

Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,

Jaan mango fida karain gay,

Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,

Namazi log hain dua karain gay

Best Decent Message

WE ARE ALL CAPTIVES OF OUR OWN IDENTITIES LIVING IN THE PRISON OF OUR OWN CREATION ….

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz

Mat Pucho Us K Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Kesa Tha,          =”MOHSIN” =
Us Ne is Shiddat Se Sene Se Lgaya k Maut Bhi Na Hui  R Jan Bhi Nikl Gai…

Time of Difficulty

The prophet (Peace be upon him) said:

Remember ALLAH during times of ease

and HE will remember you during times of difficulty.

[Tirmidhi]

Fact About Life

Life means missing expected things and facing

unexpected things..

When you are right no one remember but when you are

wrong no one forgets.

That’s Life !!

Good Morning Sweeti Have a nice day.

mere dil me rehta

Jab rat k tanha lamho main,

Koi ahat mujh se kehti hai,

Iss dil main halchal rehti hai,

Koi jugno pas se guzre tou,

Koi baat halak se nikle tou,

Main khudse uljhne lgta hon,

Phir jane kya kya kehta hon,

Phir yad tumhari aati hai,

Phir pal do pal k lamhe ko,

Yeh sans meri ruk jati hai,

Ik shola dil main bharakta hai,

Woh dard sehar tak rehta hai,

Phir weham mujhe yeh kehta hai,

Koi mere dil me rehta he.

Zindagi par kash

Aaj bohat dukh ho ra haal e zindagi par Kash hum ne

haad m reh kar muhabbat ki hoti.

Heartiest Prayers for Ramadan

My five heartiest prayers for you in this holy month of ramadan…!

1- May Allah bless you with health,wealth and success
2-May Allah keep you in his protection forever.
3-May U always stay blessed n happy.
4-May you live long.
5-May Allah bless you and your family at the day of judgment..! Aameen

Kabhi Sham Dhalay Jab Hum Milay

Kabhi Sham Dhalay jab hum milay…
Na din Dhalay na Raat hoo…

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,
Yah Arzoo din raat ho…

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Badla Wafa Ka

Badla waafa ka dyen gaye bari sadgi sy hum,
Tum hum sy ruthe jao gaye aur zindagi sy hum !

Pathan Travel Agency

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

From: Asma Zafar

Wishing You Eid

Wishing you all a very happy eid,
And hoping that all the things you wish
For will be yours throughout the year…
Eid mubarak!!

I hate Cigarettes

Girl: I hate Cigarettes .. I never touch it..

Boy: Me too hate Cigarettes. I always burn it.

smallest resignation letter

World’s smallest resignation letter…
“Dear Sir,

yaaaakh thoo.

Thank You” 😀

Funny Reply Of Proposal

Boy Proposed A Girl:
I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you. Wil U Marry Me?
Girl:
Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy:
Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Chand Raat Mubarak Sms

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çHÅÑD raat böhät böhät MUBÅRÅK ho.

Aik muskrahat the

Waqt Sub Kuch Hi Chheen Laita Hai

Ye Tuo Phir Aik Muskrahat Thee

Founder of the world’s biggest NGO

Founder of the world’s biggest NGO for the Mothers rights, John Michael said,
“I always hate my Mom. She had only one Eye, that made her very ugly. After getting married, I had never met her 4 many years.
But Before her death she wrote me a letter saying,
“O my dear son!
You have been hating me throughout your life, because I had only one eye. Now before leaving this World I want to disclose that, in your childhood you had accidentally lost ur eye. You looked very ugly, but to make you look beautiful I donated one of my eye to you & i still love u.

Kisi Ki Aankh Se Mohsin

Zara Si Dair Mein Ham Kaisay Kholtay usko

Tamaam Umer Lagi Jhoot Boltay usko

Jisay Kasheed Kia Tha Khumaar-e-Khushbuu Se

Misaal-e-Rang Hawaaon Mein Gholtay Osko

Wo Khwaab Mein Hee Utarta Shuaa-e-Subah Ke Saath

Ham Apnay Aap Hee Palkon Pe Toultay usko

Wo Ashk Tha Ose Aankhon Mein Dafan Hona Tha

Gohar Na Tha Ke Sitaaron Mein Roltay usko

Wo Be-Wafa Tha Tou Iqraar Lazmi Karta

Kuch Aur Dair Meri Jaan Tatoltay Osko

Kisi Ki Aankh Se Mohsin Zaroor Peeta Hai

Tamaam Sheher Ne Dekha Hai Doultay usko

Night Has Ended For Another Day

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning

Hamesha Apni Chhotti Chhotti Ghaltiyon Se

Hamesha apni chhotti chhotti ghaltiyon se bachne ki koshish karo!
Q k insan paharron se nhi chottay pathron se thokar khata hai.
HAZRAT ALI. (R.A)

Hum Toot Ke Rote Hain

Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me Aksar
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar

Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K

Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .

Wishing you EID Mubarak

May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and

gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and

filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY.

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Tere Ankhon ka Tara

Kaash main teri Aankh mein pani ban jaoon,

Faraz,

Aur tu kabi na roye mujhe khonay k dar say..!

Faraz In African

Ahmed Faraz In Africa;

Hunu Lunu Shinga Mamba Jamba FARAZ,
Shinga La Mamba Jheenga Lala Hu Hu…

Ankho My Goror Hy

Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy
Q K
Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->

Hoping That The Love You

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,
love and happiness To celebrate again.

Dil ke chahat

Dil ki CHokhat PE jo Ik Deep Jala Rakha hai,

Tere Lout ane Ka Imkan Saja Rakha hai,

Tit For Tat

My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P

I Wish That God

i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will
keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, im
gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!

Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..

Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

Qabil e rashk bunya

Meri janib na kiya dast-e-tawangar tune
De diya khud hi mujhe phar ke chhappar tune

Apna mohtaj banaya ye karam hai tera
Shukr hai mujh ko phiraya nahin dar dar tune

Kis tarah teri attaon ki main taareef karun
Bhar diya hai mere kashkol men gauhar tune

Fazl se apne atta ki hai har ek shay mujhko
Qabil-e-rashk banaya hai muqaddar tune

Aadmi apne hi kirdaar se gir jata hai
Koi insaan banaya nahin kamtar tune

Meri kya baat hai kis baat pe main naaz karun
Sainkron mujh sa banaya hai sokhanwar tune

funny pathan sms

Science ke jadeed

Tehqeeq ke Mutabiq

NASWAAR

Se Eye Sight TAIZ Hoti Hai 

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SABOOT

Peshwar Mein Chand 1Din pehle Nazar a JATA HAI

Wish This Day Happy Birthday

May stars shine this day,
may flowers bloom this day,
may birds sing 4 u this day,
may u get everything in ur life which u wish this day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Meri skin bohat soft

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?

Doctor:
“KUNDI”

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Shokhi-E-Lab Woh Haraf-E-Wafa,
Woh Naqsh-E-Qadam Woh Aks-E-Hina So Bar Jisay Choma Hum Nay,

Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak Woh Gard-E-Alam Woh Deeda-E-Num,
Hum Jis Mein Chupa Ker Rakhty Thy Tasweer Bikharti Yaadon Ki,

Zanjeer Pighalty Waadon Ki Poonji Nakam Iradon Ki,
Ay Teiz Hawa Naraz Na Ho Is Dil Mein Salamat Hai Ab Tak,

Kuch Rezy Naram Sawalon Ke Kuch Dar Anmol Khayalon Ke,
Ek Saccha Roop Haqeeqat Ka, Ek Jhootha Lafz Muhabbat Ka…!!!

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD –

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

Need to Make It

“No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
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Happy Independence day.

April Fool Sms

“I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai???

Guess?Guess?

Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool

Warna Keh do BAJI April Fool;-)

Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main
Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main
Selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal
Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main

27th Rajab ki fazilat in urdu

Aaj 27th Of Rajab Hai

Iss Hisab Se Aaj Ki Raat

Shab E Miraj Ki Mubarak Raat Banti Hai

So Sabhi Muslims Ko Shab E Miraj Mubarak Ho

Aur Aaj Ibadat Karte Huay

Duaon Main Mujhay Bhi Yaad Rakhiye Ga

Jawab Phool Se Do

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena 😛

Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de

Meri qismat mein bhi aisa koi sajda kar de..!

Jo mere saare gunahon ka madava kar de..!

Saari dunya se chura kar, mujhe APNA kar de..!

Meri mitti ko Khudaya sona kar de..!

Main Tera chahne wala hun mgar hai hasrat…

Jin ko TU chahta hai mujh ko bhi Waisa kar de..!

Ek nazar Apny gunah’gaar pe kar k Mola…

Apni Rehmat ka haqdaar hamesha kar de..!

It Is Always Possible

Be kind whenever possible.
It is always possible.

Very tricky arithmatic Question

Very tricky arithmatic…! Q:

Take 1000 nd add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 nw add 30.. Add another 1000 nw add 20.. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.. what did u get? U got 2 b quick!

Hard Times

Hard Times are like a washing machine,

That Twists, Turns & Knocks us around, but,

at the end,

We come out

Cleanr,

Brighter

& Better than before.

GOOD MORNING

Stuff Hidden On a Cell Phone

How Much Stuff is Hidden On a Cell Phone is Directly Proportionl To…
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When Someone Takes it :p :DB-):-D

Kiya Janurary Kiya Febuary

Kya January Kya Febuary Hm Kya Karen

November Or December Ko

Jab Tum Sath Hi Nahi Hamary

Toh Aag Lag Jaye Is Calender Ko

gham dene waly

Dil k ghar men basne waly , Ajnabi nai hotey

Har waqt yad Any waly Ajnabi nai hote

Khushi dene wale to apne hote hen par !

Ghum deny wale be Ajnabi nai hote

There Are No Mistakes In Life

From Paulo Coelho’s Novel ‘Warrior of Light’:
“Those who appear in your life whether to help or to harm,are all sent by God. Meet all of them with a peaceful heart but with a warrior s spirit. You will fail many times but in failing, you ll learn and in learning you ll find your way. Remember there are no mistakes in life but only lessons.And lessons will keep on repeating themselves untill learned”…..!!

Stranger last year

Its funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,

can mean so much to you know.

Its terrible that someone who meant sp much to you last year,

can be just a stranger now.

It is amazing what a year can do.

Richest Man

Being the richest man in the cemetery does not matter to me.

Going to bed at night, saying we have done something wonderful

That is what matters to me.

Steve Job
1955-2011

Zardari Funny Sms

A man died & went to heaven. There he saw a large wall of clocks

He asked an angel:Wht r these 4?

Angel answered:These r lie clocksevery person has a lie clock.
Every time when u lie on earththe clock moves.

The man asked:Whose clock is dat?

Angel said:!ts Muhamad Bin Qasim’s.It never m0ved showing that he never lied.

The man asked: Where’s zardari’s clock?

Angel replyd:thats in our office.We use that as a CEILING FAN . . 😀

Human Brain

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Life Sms

Life is Not about the people who act TRUE in front of you,

It is about the People who remain TRUE Behind you

Wife needs a lot of Vitamin

A wife needs a lot of: Vitamin A

Attention, 200/100
Affection, 30/100
Appreciation, 100/100
Assurance, 20/100
Acceptance. 80/100

Total 430/500 Daily Vitamins Needed.

Kick Off Ur Shoes

Kick off ur shoes – take a break
Crank the tunes – dance & shake
Light the candles – cut the cake
Make it a day – that’s simply Great!
Happy B’Day

Man Has His Own Tragedy

Every man has his own tragedy….

BACHELOR :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Taj Mahal banana chahta hun., Magar Mumtaz nahi milti!

LOVER :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Mumtaz mil gai hai., Magar shadi nahi karti!

MARRIED :- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti., Taj Mahal banana chahta hun., Magar Mumtaz nahi marti!

Quaid e Azam Ter Ehsaan

Punjab se, Bengaal se jawaan chal parey
Sindhi Balochi Sarhadi Pathan chal parey …

Ghar baar chor ke sar-o-samaan chal parey
Sath apne Muhajir liye Quran chal parey …

Aur Quaid-e-Millat bhi chaley honay ko qurban
Ae Quaid-e-Azam tera ehsaan hai ehsaan …

Pyar Ek Maa Ka Kurbani Hai

Pyar ek maa ka kurbani hai
Jo hakikat mei daya ki rani hai

Pyar uska khatm nhi hota
Zindagi chahei khatm ho jay

Maa ki mamta kbhi nhi marti
Zindagi chaheip moot pajaye

Maa kbhi bhi khta nhi karty
Tum chahe kit ni khtay kardalo

Apne bachcho ko ak maa he jo
Zindagi bhar duway dety hai

Maa ki mamta mile jhan me jise
Wo bade khush nasib hote hai

Jin ki kismat me maa nahi hoti
Wo bade bad nasib hote hai

Sari khushya jhan ki mil kar
Phir bhi wo gam gin hote hai

Un se ulfar karo jahan walo
Wo hi to dar asl me yatim hote hai!!!

Keep Smile and Happy Birthday

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.

Smile N Happy Birthday..

Urdu Birthday Sms

Superior Example Of Love

Most Superior example of love in My life .

“When apples are 4 & we are 5” Then my motherSays,

“I dont like apples.”

Parda Tu Hosh Walaalon Say

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

Sardiyon ke Baat

Sardiyoon ki khas baat
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Sardiyoon mai na Garmi nhe lagti
Apko btana mera farz tha

Tere Hisse Ka Waqt

Kya Khoob Kaha Hai Kisi Ne Tujhse Ab Koi Vasta to Nhi Hai,

Lekin Tere Hisse Ka Waqt Aaj Bhi TANHA Guzartahai…

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 CheezaiN:

1.Quran Ki Tilaawat

2.Namaaz Ki Paabandi

3. ALLAH Ka Shukar Ada Karna

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna

5. GunahoN Se Tauba

6. AzeezoN Se Acha Sulook

7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.

(Achi baat phelana bhi sadqa-e-jaria hai)

Zindagi Hasil Kero

Zindagi me jo chaho hasil kr lo,

Bus

Itna khayal rakhna K,

Apki manzil ka Rasta kabhi logon ky

Dilon ko Torta Huwa Na guzry.

Maa poetry wasi shah – Yeh Kamyabian Izat

Yeh Kamyabian Izat Yeh Naam Tum Sey Hai
Khuda Ney Jo Bhi Diya Hai Mukaam Tum Sey Hai

Tumharey Dum Sey Hain Mairey Lahu Main Khiltey Gulab
Mairey Wajood Ka Sara Nizaam Tum Sey Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main Kamsin-o-Nadan
Yeh Mairi Jeet Ka Sab Ahtamam Tum Sey Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mairi Dustumni Sabab Main Houn
Jahan Jahan Hai Maira Ahtaraam Tum Sey Hai

How is Life

Someone asked me How is life?

I just smiled and replied,

She is fine 😛

Wapsi Ka Kiraya

(SUNEHRI BAAT)”Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho

Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K, “Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”

Friendship Gold Coin

“LOVE”is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin

BUT,

“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe forever!

Tanhai Ka Ehsas

Phir kahein door se ik baar sada do mujh ko……
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko….,
Tum to samandar ho tumhein meri zarurat kya……
Main to piyasaa
hoon
7-up hi pila do
mujh ko.
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Sohneo
Har sMs Dukhi
naein hunda…!
“(‘-‘)/”
Huuurrrrraah….

KHUBSURAT BAAT

KHUBSURAT BAAT ALLAH TAALA

se mango to behisab mango,

Q K Wo wapsi ka taqaza nhi krta..!! SUBHAN-ALLAH

Good Night

Mohabbat Poetry

Mein Mohabbat Hoon Mohabbat
Kar K DaiKh
Main Mohabbat Na Doon
To Kehna

Main MusKurahat Hoon MujhY
Hans Ker DaiKh
Na SajoOn TerY HontoOn Per
To Khena

Main KhushboO HoOn MujhY
MehsoOs Kar K DaiKh
Na MehKoOn Teri Zindagi Main
To Khena

Main Dil HoOn MujhY
Sun Ker DaiKh
Na DharKoOn TerY Dil Main
To Khena

Main PhoOl HoOn MujhY
Laga Ker DaiKh
Na MehKoOn Din Raat
To Khena

Main Mohabbat HoOn MujhY
Apna Kar DaiKh
Na BanoO’n Main Tera
To Khena

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: Jinnu Rider

Love without forgiveness

There is no love without forgiveness

and there is no forgiveness without love

A kanjoos Boy fell

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE wid kanjoos Girl

Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to mai gali me SIKKA fek dungi,

tum turant andr aa jana.

Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aya.

Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?

Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.

Girl-pagal wo to DHAAGA BAANDH k feka tha, wapas kheench
liya.

Friends r like fishes

Friends are like fishes
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Meri IzzaT k Liye

” D U A ”
Meray Allah !

Meri IzzaT k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k Mein Tera Banda Hon …

Aur Merey Fakhar k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k “Tu” Mera Parverdigar Hey Aur teri Naimton mein sey yehi Naimet mery ly kafi hey k main Muhammad s.a.w.w ka umatti hoon…

“Ya ALLAH teri zaat” vesi Hi Hey Jeisa Mein Chahta Hon,

Bus “Tu” Mujh Ko veisa Bana Dey Jeisa “Tu” Chahta Hey

”Ameen”

Student Aur Kitabain

Dooooooooooor se dekha  to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nhi hota.

Ye Alfaaz

HuM Kis k hain??

Bas tmHry hi To hain..

un k yEh Alfaazz to Thay

mAgar Ghazab k Thay

Maar se Samjahti Nahi

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL – what is this ?

Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha …..;)

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

*Shiri Rehman Farmati hy

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Wah Wah

Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Lekin Koi

Jutey se Na Mare Mere Diwane ko*

Dard ko Lafzon Mai

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

Wat Do U Like In Me

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Respect Who Deserve it

Respect is for those who deserve it,

not for those who demand it

Looking for a Bank

I am looking for a bank

which can perform two things

for me

Give me a loan, and

then leave me alone

Never Say Never

He told me Never say never!
But he just said never….twice?

Meaningful Message For Life

Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No ones Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!

Mareez Sms

Mareez:

“Doctor saab mujhe bhool janay ki bemari hai”

Doctor:

“Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?”

Mareez: “Keri Bemari”

Submit By: arslan

Ilzaam e Muhabat

Ab bhi Ilzaam-e-Muhabat hai hamaray sar pe
Ab to Banti bhi nhi yaar, Hamari , Uski…

wipe ur tears

Wenever u want to know how rich u are…

Dont count ur money…
just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

Positive Thinking

POSITIVE THINKING is not about EXPECTING the Best to Happen…

It is about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, Is The Best…..!!

HAVE A NICE DAY

If I Dismiss The Cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
and Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Good actions gives

Good actions give
strength to ourselves and
inspire good actions in
others

Bazaar e Ishq mein

…..! Neendh bhe nilam ho jati hai bzaar-e-ishq mei…..

Mohsin…,,,

……! Itna asaan nhi hota kisi ko bhool k so jana….

Birthday Gift

GiRL: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho?

GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy: SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon… !!

Ajeeb Shakhs tha

Ajeeb shakhs tha kaisa mizaj rakhta tha.
saath reh kar bhi ikhtilaf rakhta tha.
mohabbat to usy thi kisi aur se shayad.
hum se to yunhi hansi mazaq rakhta tha

Submit By: sam (03052125043)

Wife IS Mistress

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

Tumhari Niyyat Ki Pemaish

Tumhari niyyat ki pemaish us waqt hoti hai
Jb tum kisi aisy shakhs k sath bhlai kro
Jo tum ko kuch bhi nahi de sakta.
Hazrat ALI R.A.

Mouse Doing Sex with Elephant

A Mouse Doing Sex with an Elephant

Under a Coconut tree, Sudddenly Coconut falls on elephant’s head.

Elephant shouted with PAIN.

Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY 😀

Dard Hai Dil Me

Dard Hai Dil Me Par Iska Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Rota Hy Dil Jab Wo Pas Nahi Hota,
Barbad Ho Gaye Hum Un k Pyar Mein,
Or Wo Kehte Hain Is Tarah Pyar Nahi Hota.

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Person Who Surrenders

A person who surrenders
When he’s WRONG,
is HONEST

A person who SURRENDERS
When not SURE,
is WISE

A person who surrenders
Even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND…!

Tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Baat itni si thi k tum piyaray lagtay thay,

Baat itni barh Gai hai k ab tum Bin Raha nahi jata

Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.
When did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?

TAKABUR ko torna Chahtay ho

“Agr Tum Apny “TAKABUR” ko torna Chahtay ho To Ksi Ghareeb 0r

Muflis ko Salam kro,0r Puri tawajoh k Sath, us se Musaafah Karo.”

Student Marks

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ….

Never ask a student about his percentage ….
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Because it hurts badly ;(!;(!!!

If You Ever Face Difficulties

If You Ever Face Difficulties In Your Life
Dont Ask Why Me?
Trust In Yourself And Above All
In The Divine Power
That Has Given You Strength
To Face The World.
Good Luck For All The Journeys Of Your Life!

muhabbaaat k siwa

wo kitna meherban tha k hazaaaron gham dey gia

hum kitney khud gharz nikley kuch na dey sakey muhabbaaat k siwa

dard deti hai

Dun?a main kon c cheez sub se ziyada dard deti hai.?
1=khwab
2=love
3=judai
4=ghareebi
5=bebasi
6=dhoka
7=jhoot
8=zakham
9=mout
10=bewafai

reply must.
Chalange 4 u

Love Someone Truly

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Wafa ke taqazay

Tere wafa kay Taqazay Badaal gyeee

Warna, mujhe tou ajj b tumse Azeez koi nhi

Aansoo Chhupa liye

iss khayal se aansoo Chhupa liye Hum ne,

Udaas reh ker kissi kO udaas kya karna

Punjabi woman talking

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor..
”My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da tey cheekhda,
Nalay his nakk v leak da

Its me Coming Soon

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a Dream

to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

WRIGHT BroS (makers of aeroplane).

He went 2 the Best University in the world,

but got dropped out of that University & never graduated.

STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLE ).

Teachers told him he wz too stupid 2 learn anythng

EDISON (inventor of light bulb).

He gets up daily late in da morning with an aim 2 study,

but never did it! Its Me (Coming soon)… 😀

Aj Kal Ke Bache

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

In Hands of ALLAH

I feel ashamed of being sad when

my case is in the hands of ALLAH

Raat ke tareekiyan

Jaise Raat Ki Tareekiyon Mein Chand Jagmagata Hai…

Kuch Aisa Hi Alam Hota Hai Jab Tum Yaad Aatey Ho

Carried with care

CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH EMOTIONS.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI

WISH YOU

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Muhabat Ho Rahi Thi

Unhain mujh say mohabt ho rahi thi..
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Na khulti aankh to bas ho gayi thi…!

Take Challenges

“To know your abilities, you have to take challenges ..

If you succeed, you discover your skill .

If you fail, you know your limitations…!

Saas Vs Larki

Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand

(SiMple..)

Saas na ho..

Tasveer Tumhari

Mery Dil k aainy may TasVeer hy tUmhari

aab tUm too ban gy hOo zindaGi hUmari

yEa dUa hy mEre RAB sy

tUmhy sAdGi may sb sy mere sadGi pasand aaye

Means Have Ego Problem

If someone corrects you

and you fee OFFENDED,

It means you have EGO PROBLEM

Listen to everyone

Listen to everyone &

Learn from everyone becoz

Nobody knows everything but

Everyone knows something

Good Morning and have a nice day

Urdu Best Dua Sms

DUA Zindgi zameen k seeny men reh gayi

Jannat kaneez ban k MADEENEY men reh gayi

phoolon ka husn Hazrat YUSUF ko mil gaya or

KHUSHBU merey NABI k paseeny men reh gayi

A merey “ALLAH” Aaj k din Apni Rehmaton k Darwazey se Dheron Khushian Kushada Rizq Umr-e-Deraz Achi Sehat Kamil Eman Bandagi wali zindgi Apni Raza! Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sub usko atta Farma jo is Waqt YE DUA Parh or ameen khay (Ameen)

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Naughty Saying in Toilet

Treat me well, keep me clean.
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And I will not tell anybody what I have seen :lol

Ibteda Kartay Hain

Ibteda kartay hain:

AankheN rahain gi shaam o sehar muntazir teri
Aankhon ko soNp deNgay tera intizaar hum

Light off honay par

Light off honay par

London: Oh no..!

Washington : What is this.?

Karachi: phir chali gai..

Fasialabad : oo gai aa..

Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..     😀

Jaanay Kahan Gaya

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi.

Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabhi…

Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya.

Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi…

Kuch Youn Mila Tapaak Se Bus Ishq Ho Gaya.

Wo Ajnabi Tha?Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi…

Us Ne Ba’tor Tohfa Diya Tha Libas-E-Hijr.

Pehna Jo Aik Baar Utaara Na Phir Kabhi…

Mohsin! Guzar Chuka Tha Had-E-Aitdaal se.

Jaanay Kahan Gaya Usay Dekha Na Phir Kabhi…

Aaina Daikh Kr Bata

Main Janta To Hun Magar,
Phir Bhi Chahta Hun….

Tu Aaina Daikh Kr Bata
Meri Passand Kaisi Hai

Electric genrator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

Sardar ne pent dhye

Sardar ne “pent”
dho k parosan ki Shalwar k
pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di
behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi
“pent” Utar Longa..:p =D

uski rehmat k nishaan

Ay Khuda jb
b tra asmaan dekhta hon,

Us me basa Ek jahaan dekhta hon,
Najany kitny hi jahaanon ki sair karta hon,

Khol kr jab tera Quran dekhta hon,

Terey Ahsaan kitney hain Bandon pe terey,

Jab bhi surah Rehmaan dekhta hon,

Tu to kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon mai qareeb,

Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj ka insan dekhta hon,

Uski Rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona aye Dost,

Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhta hon.

Shadi Karo Bagair Mobile Wali Se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

No One Can Take Place Of Your Father

No one Take Place Of Your Father.
He Is Only To Protect You And Work For You In Day And Night.
No One Can Better For You But Your Father.

Love with girl

TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl &

this year u r in love with other.

What do u think of urself ??
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Student: SEMESTER change SYLLABUS change… :p :O 😀

Wo Apni Nafratein Se

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …

Love story of 2 birds

Love story of 2 birds: 1 din tota bola,

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi?

Mena: Urh jaun to paker lena

tota: Mai tmhy paker nhi skta

Mena: ki aankho mai aansu agaye, us ny apny pankh tor dye Or

boli: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya,

Mena: boli tm urh jao, mai to urh nhi sakti.

Tota: apna khyal rkhna kh kr urh gaya Jb tofan thama or wo waps aya t

u usny dekha k mena mar chuki thi Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar to kehta k Mai tmhy nhi chor skta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti.

Plz care for those who love you…

Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka

Aysy Parindy Ko Qaid Karny Ka Mujhy ShoQ Nahi..

Jo Mery Dil k Penjry Main Aa Kar Bhi Urnay Ka ShoQ Rakhta ho.

Different Reaction at same time

Different Reaction:

Naukrani: jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi

Padosan: Dheere karo aawaz bahar na jaye

Gf: Thoda aur karo na

Biwi: Pankha kitna gandha ho gaya hai? X_X =))

EID is a wonderful DAY

EID is a wonderful
“DAY”
“2Pray”
“2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”
änd “2Thänk Alläh”
4äll He gives to us,EID MUBARAK

**Noman**

Kaaghaz phool ke tarah

Woh Kaaghaz Bhi Phoolo Ki Tarah,Ab Tak Mehakta Hai
Jis Par Tum Ne Likha Tha, Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai

Kuch asay log hongay

===HADISS===

Kuch asay log hongay jin ko JANNAT me janay ka hukum diya jaegay lakin wo JANNAT ka raasta bhol jaengay.
Ye wo log hain jin k samne,
Ap RASOOL (S.A.W.W) ka Naam liya jay aur wo DAROOD SHARIF na bhejen..
Jab tak ye SmS frwrd hota rahega ap ko or mujhe is ka AJAR milta rahega..

Month of Love n Romance

Itz the Month of
Love, Romance, Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes and
Celebrations
Its Raining…!!!
Enjoy this Cool Month Of Luve…!!

Pee Lene Do

mujhe tukrro me nahi jeena ha

katra katra to nahi peena ha

ho aj pemaane hata do yaro

sara meh khana pila do yaro

mah kado me to pia karta hu

chalti raho me bhi pee lene do

Value Of Relation

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha

Kabhi Yaad Aaye To Poochna
Zara Apni Kahlwat-e-Sham Se

Kise Ishq Tha Teri Zaat Se?
Kise Pyar Tha Tere Naam Se

Zara Yaad Karo K Wo Kon Tha
Jo Kabhi Tujhe Bhi Azeez Tha

Wo Jo Ge Utha Tere Naam Se
Wo Jo Mar Mita Tere Naam Pay

K Yehi Wafaoon Ka Hai Isla
Magar Aisa Juram Tha Kon Sa?

Gai Hum Dua-o-Salam Se
Na Kabhi Visal Ki Chah Ki

Na Kabhi Firaaq Mai Aah Ki
K Mera Tareeqa-e-Banda gi
Hai Juda Tareeqa-e-Aam Se…

Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar

Do Nigahain Mileen
Mil k Phir Jhuk Gaeen
Jhuk K Phir Uth Gaeen
Waqat Tham Sa Gaya
Hosh Bhi Kho Gaey
Faslay!
Aik Lamhay Mein Teh Ho Gaey
Phir Achanak Nigahain
Juda Ho Gaeen
Ye Besaarat Unhain
Dhondti Reh Gaee
Aur Us Waqat Say Haal Bechain Hai
Ye Tha Pehli Muhabbat Ka Pehla Safar
Kiss Qadar TAiz Ru….!
Kiss Qadar Mukhtasir..!!

“2 Ajnabi dost”
03132174713

From: JinnU Rider

Sorry is not enough

Sorry is not enough sometimes,
you actually have to change

4 Pathan Eik Sath

4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola
1 b custmer nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha
Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola
1 b custmr nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
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Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
1 b swari nhe mili
Q?
2pathan aage or 2 pechy beth kr swari dhund rahy thy
Taxi kharab ho gai
4ron ny khub dhaka lgaya
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Mgr taxi wahi ki wahi khari rahi
Q?
2pechy sy or 2 aagy sy dahka lga rahy thy
Geo pathan

Pathan Proposed a GIRL

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

Sar e Raa Girebaan

Main bhi na dikhaon ga sar-e-raah girebaan,
Tum bhi mere waadon ko sar-e-aam na karna,

Is shart pe hai tark-e-taluq ki ijazat,
Badnaam zamane mein mera naam na karna,

Hum log palat aaney ki haatir nahin jate,
Wa sham ke baad apne dar-o-baam na karna,

Yadon ka nasha hosh urra deta hai Jaan,
Saaqi se kaho samne ab jaaam na karna…..

EXPERT DAY

EXPERT DAy:
Jawab zaror dana
Me kis kaam main expert hoon???
1: Kisi ka dil jeetne me
2: Kisi ko dost banane me
3: Kisi ko khush karne me
4: Kisi ko pagal banane me
5: Kisi ka dil torne me
6: Kisi ko apna banane me
7: Kisi ko tarpane me
8: Style marne me
9: Piyar se bat karne me
10:Ksi ko apni taraf attract krnay mein
Apne sab doston ko send karo aur dekho kya ans ata hy agr 3 ans sam ai smjna ap mae wo khobe hae…plz rply….

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Eid Mubarak to Special Friends

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,

Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Jab Rishte Walay Ap Ko

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .

Move backward

No one ever won a chess match by making only forward moves,

just like in life, sometimes you have to move backward to take a better step forward.

Two Most Important Things

Two things will define your success in Life:

1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Do Not Lose Hope

Do not lose hope

you never know what tomorrow will bring

Eid ho Jaye

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

Wada Karo Jo Nibha Sako

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

A Real Relationship has

A REAL RELATIONSHIP: has

fights,
trust,
faith,
tears,
pain,
argument,
patience,
secrets,
jealousy and LOVE

Muje nazar lag jati to?

Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to
socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa
kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy thi?
aap ko zarurat kiya thi k aap Mere bare me logon ko ye btao k ??????

I m so sweet.I am so cute.I am so nice.Agr Muje nazar lag jati to?

Love Urdu Sms Messages

Kisi Ki Bebasi Ka TAMASHA Mat Bana KanwaL
Har Majboor Shakhs Bewafa Nahi Hota

*Keep $miling*
with KANWAL

Read More On: Love Urdu Sms Messages

Why u Love Someone

The hardest thing in life is to explain the reason

why u love someone…
Its like trying to explain the taste of water…..

Husband And Wife Went To A Picnic Spot

This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband.

Yes, it must be, replied his wife.

A million insects cannot be wrong!

Have A Nice Day…

No one really knows
why they are alive until they know
what they would Die For.
Martin Luther King.
G()()|) MORNING
Have A nice Day…

Life Is Like A Cafeteria

Life Is Like A Cafeteria.
You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End.
You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As Your Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria.
If You Wait For People To Serve You, You will Wait Forever.
Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices & Pay The Price To Succeed

Aazma ke dekh liya

Unko Aazma Kar Dekh Liya

Ek Dhoka Kha Kar Dekh Liya

Kya Hua Hum Huye Barbaad

Unhone To Apna Dil Behlakar Dekh Liya … !!

Always Spread Smile

Love Is The Only Thing In This World,
Which Always Spreads Smiles,
ANd This Is You Love Thats The Way,
You Make Me Laugh When I Do not.
Even Want To Smile, I Love You.

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski BEHAN ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

Badal Gaya Zamana

Mujhay Es ka Gum Nai K Badal Gaya Zamana

Meri Zindagi hai tum sey kahin tum badal na jana

Zoo me ek Tota

1 Zoo me ek Tota

English,

Urdu

or Punjabi bol sakta tha.

ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Who r u?

Tota: I’m parrot.

Admi: tum kon ho?

Tota: Main tota hon.

Admi: tu kon aien?

Tota:Teri pehan da yar,saleya tennu 1 wari das te ditta k main tota waan

Durood Sharif ki Fazeelat

Best Sms in My Life
. 1 DIN
Hazrat jibrail (A.S)
HUZOOR(S.A.W.W)K Paas aye
Or kaha
“ALLAH ne Mujhay itni
Taqat di hay k Main Sari Dunia K Darakhtoon K
Pat’tay Gin sakta hoon
Or Paani k saray Qatray Or Rait K saray Zar’ray Gin sakta hoon
LekiN
Us Aadmi par ALLAH ki Rehmat ki Tadad nahi Gin sakta
Jo
AAP(S.A.W.W)Per 1 Baar DAROOD parta hay”
.
AGAR AAP KO YEH SMS ACHA LAGAY TO KAM AZ KAM CHAND DOSTON KO LAZMI
FARWARD KAR Dain.
AUR KHUD B K

Apple Sath Laya Hoon

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Plans for Life

Beautiful Prayer

” O GoD, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing..

Then help me to remember that

Your Love is always greater than my disappointments

&

Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams”

(Ameen) good night

one special friend

There is always that one special friend,
who you can not wait to see,
and just being with them
for even a few minutes makes your day better

What is Best

ALLAH Loves You S0 Much that He hears Y0u C0nstantly

He Always Answrs Ur Requests, May be N0t with a Yes But Always with ‘What is Best’ …

I LOVE YOU FOREVER

Before Saying The Words

I LOVE YOU FOREVER

First Ask To Yourself If You Are Ready.. ??

Becoz

Most Of Us Are Ready For LOVE

But Not Everyone Is Ready For FOREVER

Taqdeer k faisly

Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya

Dua ke siva koi cheez Taqdeer k faisly ko rud nai ker sakti

Aur Naiki k siwa koi cheez umer ko nai barha sakti

Hadees ka phelana sadqa jaria hai

q k NABI-E-PAK (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya sar sabz o shadab reh

wo sakhs jo meri Hadees ko suny aur usko aagy pohancey

Ek Sardar Larai Me

Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!

Arz kiya hai

Arz kia hai.

Hum apki judai mein Ro rahe hain

zara ghor se sunye ga

Or aap hain k Bund OONCHI kr k so rahe hai ??

CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi

Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha…!

MuJh Se Chand Ne Kaha’

Humnasheen Alvida’

MuJh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai’

Kl Milain Ge isi Jgah’

Mai Sun Kr Muskura Diya’

Us Ko ye Btla Diya’

Jaane wale Lout’tay Nhi’

Tum Nhi aao Ge’

MuJhe Hai Yaqeen’

Meri Baat Sun Ke Wo Ruk Gya’

or Kehne Lga’

Tm Se Waada Karoon’

Phir na Poora Kroon’

Aisa Mumkin Nahi’

Sun Aey HumnasheeN’

Mai CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi…!

Quran pak ki wo kon c surat hai

Q.1:Quran pak ki wo kon c surat hai jis me sirf ek zer ata hy .
ANS: SURA E IKHLAS

Q.2:Un 2 janwro k nam btaen jinhen bghair halal kye khaya ja skta hy.

ANS: FISH AND TIDDI

Q.3:qayamat k din sb se pehly kin ko kapry pahnay ja’ayn gy ?

ANS:HAZRAT IBRAHEEM A.S

Q.4:Sura yasin ko quran ka dil kaha jata hy sura REHMAN ko kia kaha jata hy?

ANS: QURAN KI ZEENAT
PLZ 4WRD THIS KNOWLEDGE.

Physics ka paper

Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d

Azan ke Importance

Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The

Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!

Aap Ne Farmaya:Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi!

Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi aazan Ki.ALLAH se daro or agr fre pkg hy to is msg ko itna phelao k log azan khamoshe se sunain or ALLAH hum sub ko namaz perhanay ki tofiq de(AAMEEN)

Aik Gali Mein

Aik Gali mein……
bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ……..
aurat guzri Uss ………
aurat ne hath mein ………
pakri thi un ……..
bachon ne uss …….
Aurat ki ……
gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius…

Dad Write on Facebook Wall

Dad writes on Sons facebook wall

Dear son…!!!

How r u???

All r fine…

Miss u alot..

Please !!

Turn Off the Computer and Come down for dinner. 😛

Apni Mohabbaton k Azaab

Hum pe guzray thay ranj saare.
Jo khud Pe guzray To log samjhay.
Jab apni apni mohabbaton k azaab jhelay to log samjhay.
Wo jin darakhton ki chhaon men se musafron ko utha diya tha……
Unhi drakhton se aglay mosam jo phal na utray to log smjhay……
Us aik kachi c umr walay k falsafay ko koi na samjha……
Jb us k kamray se laash nikli,,,
khatoot nikly to log samjhay……
Wo gaon ka ik zaeef dehqaan sarrak k bannay pe kyun khafa tha……
Jb us k bachy jo shehr ja kar,,,,
Kabhi na loatay to log samjhay……

tera qasor likhon ga

Aik ghazal tere liye zaror likhon ga.

Be hisab us mein tera qasor likhon ga.

Tu guftaar ka mahir tu qirdaar ka mahir

Par husn ko tery tera ghuroor likhon ga.

Toot gye bachpan k tery sary khilony

Ab dilon sy khailna tera dastoor likhon ga..

Raha ishq ka dawa tuje tamam umr

Wafa ki dehleez sy tuje mafroor likhon ga..

Khud sakhta jo hy tera judai ka faisla

Aesy har iqdaam ko na manzoor likhon ga.

Humain kehny ki aadat nhi likhny ka shouq hy

Jazboon ko apne qalam ki taseer likhon ga..

Tera wajood mera wajood muje ik sa lgy

Par tuje main khud ko bht dor likhon ga..

Aik ghazal tery liye zaroor likhon ga

Be hisab us main tera qusoor likhon ga.

mera dil dhadak jaye

Rukwa dena mere janazay ko agar uska ghar aye
Rukwa dena mere janazay ko agar uska ghar aye
Kash jhank le wo khidki se tho mera dil dhadak jaye

Six ways to earn

Six ways to earn even after death.

1)Give a copy of Qur’an to some one. Each time they read from it,you gain.

2)Donate a wheelchair to a hospital.Each time sick person uses it,you gain.

3)Participate in building a Masjid.

4)Place water cooler in a public place.

5)Plant a tree.you gain when ever a person,animal sits in its shade or eats from it.

6)Share this message with peoples. Even if 1 applies any of the above, you gain

The Monkey In The Zoo

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .

Definition of Human being

Definition of Human being by a philosopher:

A creature that cuts trees & makes paper,&
On those paperz
writes,
“SAVE TREES”:-)

May The 12 Hours Of AM

May the 12 hours of AM;
The 12 hours of PM;

And the 12 months of the New Year be filled with
love, peace, happiness, contentment, riches and bliss!

Happy New Year!

Challenge For You.

a boy & his father are injured in a car accident.
both r taken to a hospital.the father dies at arrival.
but the boy lives & taken to surgery.
grey haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at the boy & says “I CAN NOT OPERATION THIS BOY..HE IS MY SON!”….

why surgeon said this???

World Best Feeling

Worlds Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question

Paper In Examinations Hall And We Smile At Each Other

And Say Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar…

Marriage Is That Relation

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best Wishes Messages for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

1 Namaz Qaza karne Per

1 namaz qaza karne se 2 karor 88 lak sal jahanam me jalne ki saza he aur 1 din 50000 sal ka hoga
Aap fazool sms to rozana send karte ho aaj
Yeh sms dsrn ko send karo is liye ke is se 1 bhi banda namazi ho gaya to is ka sawab aap ko us ke marne tak milta rahe ga.
JAZAK-ALLAh

Jhoothi duniya ke

Naa Janay Kiyon, Magar Es Jhoothi Dunya Key Jhootay Log..

Wafaaein Kar Nahi Saktay Baatien Hazaar Kartay Hain..!!!

DESI bhi chalti hai

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

Aey Boss Kaisa Hai Ray Tu

Aey Boss…..
Kaisa hai ray tu….?
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Wo kya hai na….Eid k din sala network khalas ho jata hai to apun tairay ko advance main.,
Eid mubarak thokta hai..

KAMYABI mile

Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil JayE
Lkn

Jb MASJID se din me 5 dafa Awaz Ati hai
“HAYYA ALAL FALAH”
Aao kamyabi ki Trf
Lkn koi zehmt ni krta
K jis Chiz ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Wo to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.

Yeh bakra kitne ka hai

Memon: Yeh bakra kitne ka hai?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Memon heran ho kr:
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Touch screen wala he kya..?

Cutest Proposal to Girl

Cutest Proposal by A Boy

Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?

Girl: Ok, Done

Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isnt it?

Girl: Yeah

Boy: That is my life without you ..!

Dolat matti ki trah hy

Dolat matti ki trah hy,
Or matti ko paon k niche rehna chahiye
Agr
Sir pr charhao ge
To qabar ban jaegi.
Or qabrain zinda insano k liye ni hoti.
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Mery Watan k

Mery Watan k Udas Logo, na khud ko itna Hqeer samjo,

K koi tm sy Hisab mangy, Khahishon ki Kitab mangy.

Na khud ko itna Qleel samjo, K koi uth kr kahy ye tm sy,

Wafain apni hmay luta do, Watn ko apny hmay thama do.

Utho or uth kr bata do unko, K hm hain ehl-e-Eman sary,

Na Hm ma koi Sanam-Kada hy, Hmary dil main to ik Khuda hy.

Mery Watan k Udas Logo..!

Jhuky Saron ko Utha k Dekho, Qadm to Agay barha k dekho,

Hy ik Taqat tmhary Sr pr, Kary gi Saya jo un Saron pr.

Qadm Qadm pr jo Sath degi, Agar giray to Sambhal degi,

Mery Watn k Udas Logo..! Utho chalo or Watan sambhalo.

Hum Ap K Dil Main Rehte Hain

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

Father and Mother I Love You

F.A.M.I.L.Y
is one of the sweetest word
Anyone can say,
Because
The letters of FAMILY means…
Father and Mother I Love You.. !!

Importance of Precious Life

if you have only one Bread and you are Hungry,
you will never give it to the Birds,

if you have only one Bottle of Water and you have to cross a Desert,
you will never Wash your Feet with it,

You have only one Life with which you have to earn JANNAT,
so how can you Waste it in useless Deeds ???

Realize the importance of your Precious Life,
Bcz we will be Questioned by ALLAH PAAK about it on the day of Judgment.

Chaltay Chaltay Khud

Chaltay Chaltay KhUd Hi MuSkUra raHay
Ho Saahib.
PaagaL Ho…?
Yaa…
M0habbat kI ShUrUwaAt hUi hAi..?

Zindagi barbad ker le

Wo Muhabbat Ko Khail Kehtay Hain

Hum Ne Barbad ZIndgi Ker li

Baarishon se keh do

In Baarishon se keh do kahi aur ja k barsaen Pappu

Q K meri China di Chapal Chickar wich tilak jandi ay…

UNKI Gali me

UNKI Gali me

NASEEB Se

Jana NASEEB Ho

Phir LOT K

Wahan Se Na

ANA NASEEB Ho

Aisa

DAR-e-RASOOL Pe SAJDA

Ho AKHRI

K MUJH Ko APNA Sar Na UTHANA NASEEB Ho

*AMEEN*

2 tarah ke log

Dunyia mein 2 trhan k log hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen…

Haseenwoh jis ka msg AAP parh rhe hain,

Aur Zaheen woh jis ne yeh msg AAP ko send kia hai…

No Greeting Card To Give

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

Lovely thing about Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas
is that its compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.

Girtay Rahe Sajdon Mein

Girtay Rahe Sajdon Mein Hum Apni Hi Hasraton Ki Khatir,

Agar Ishq-e-Khuda Mein Giray Hotey Toh koi Hasrat Adhori Na Hoti.

Waqfa-e-Maatam

Jab Raat Shiddat O Zulmat Se Tapp Uthti Hai Aye Nadeem;

Log Us Waqfa-e-Maatam Ko Sehr Kehte Hain..

TERI MEHRBANI

Ab to khubsurat larki ko dek k hoti hai pareshaani,

Faraz
kaHin wo b na keh de …!

“TERI MEHRBANI”
geo Ufone, 😉

Hopeful Man

A hopeless man feels Dificulty in every chance. And a Hopeful man feels a chance in every dificulty.

Be hopeful and trust in ALLAH.

Good Evenin

Aik larka Bhaagte Hoe

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola

mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu
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Ladki boli: to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYA

Ladka shocks

Ladki rocks

Wada Karo Jo Nibha Sako

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

Amal Se Zindagi

Amal Se Zindaagi Banti Hai Jannat Bhi Jahanum Bhi
Ye Khaki Apni Feetrat Mai Na Noori Hai Na Nari Hai

ishq e kayinaat main

main ishq e kayinaat main zanjeer ho sakoo………..
mujh ko hasar e zaat k shar se rihayi dy………..

Submitted By: kashaf

Humko Aata Hi Nahin…

Humko Aata Hi Nahin Zakhmon Ki Numaish Karna
Khud Hi Rote Hain, Tarapte Hain, Sojaate Hain

Mobile Me Kuch Songs

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Zindagi ke safar mein

Beet gaye hain kitney din,
Jab tum ney ye mujhsey kaha tha
Zindagi kay safar mein mera hath thamon ge
Or merey hathon par tum ney,
Ek wo lamha chor dia tha,
Wo lamha jo an dekhi zanjeer ki sorat,
Rooh sey lipta dil me utra,
Khoon me tayr gaya,
Aj usi lamhey ko thamey,
Khari hoi hun Raha par.

Suno Jaana.!
Ab lout aaaaoo naaaa, Ab lout aaao naa

Vaada Kar baithe

Hum Toh Uski Har Khwahish Poori Karne Ka Vaada Kar Baithe

Humein Kya Pata Tha, Ke Humein Chhodna Bhi Uski Ek Khwahish Hai.

People In Life

There will always be

people in life who treat

you wrong.

Be sure you thank them for making

you srong.

Safar Mein Humsafar

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
:
Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
:
Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

Happy Parents Day

The Best Dad Who Always Had A Smile 4 Me.

Though We May B Far Apart Right Now,

Bt Heres A Big Hug And Kiss 4 U

To Let U Know How Special U R

Happy Parents Day !

Imam Ghazali

Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain
agar dozakh se dare’n tou dono’ se bach jaye’n

Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain
agar jannat se kare’n tou dono’ pa le’n”

Imam Ghazali

Nadan Nargis

Bachpan me jb me Ksi parosi k ghr jati To dupata lena

Kbi Na bhulti ALBATTA Kbi kbi Wpsi pr Shlwar Pehenna Bhool Jati thi

William NargisKitab: NADAN NARGIS

Happy Children Day 2012

There r some things, many cnt buy,

1 of such thing is our childhood, enjoy de spirit of childrens day…

Happy Childrens Day!

Handsome Dog on River Side

A handsome dog said to a beautiful female dog on a candle light dinner,

near a romantic river side in open moon light.. . .

“BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW”.

tou aur kya kutty ne ghazal kehni thi 😀 😛 😉

What is Light

What is Light.?
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Light is daughter of WAPDA & she is extremely loose character.
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She doesn’t tell anyone & goes anytime anywhere even at midnight.:D

fifty fifty

Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain.

Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?

nojawan nasal

Pakistan ki nojawan nasal bigarne ki wja???

socho…

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media??

Internet??

ni.

Zra or socho……

Me btaun??

1st year ki urdu ki gazlain;-) 😀

Achay se Achay Bachay ko Aashiq Bana deti hai:-):-D;-):-P

nya gaali aya hai

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do
Wapda wala:kyun sir

Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

Never Tell Your Problems To Anyone

Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% dont care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Zaroorat Hai Tumhari

Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari

Agar Ijazat Ho To Yadoon Me Basa Lu Tum Ko …..!!

Before The Golden Sunset

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.

sapney dikhaa ke

Ghanney darakht ke neechey sulaa ke chorr geya,

Ajeeb shakhss tha sapney dikhaa ke chorr geya,

Yeh ujrra hua ghar to usi aik ki nishaani hai,

Jo apne naam ki takhti lagaa ke chorr geya

Pathan hajj kar ka wapis aya

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”.:-P

IN PAKISTAN Electricity Now

IN PAKISTAN electricity now Rs. 7 per unit nd
it wil b increasing aftr every 2 months regardng 2 AMERICAN IMF Polices.

IRAN is agree 2 give da elctricity on urgent base to
PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)

also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN 4 Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill&
unlimited usage of electricity bt our govt. is not takng seriously.

ek Nazar Chahiye

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye…!!

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

Uniqness of Darood e Pak

>Wahid kaam jo Allah khud b krta he or apne sath apny bando ko krny ka hukm b deta he

>Farishty hr cheez count kr skty hen siwaye Darood e Pak se nazil hony wali rehmaton k

>Aisa unique kaam jis men insaan k Left n Right dono frishty aik sath busy ho jaty hen, Right nekiyan likhny men or Left gunah mitany men

>Wahid kaam jo hamesha qabol hi qabol he

>ik aisa kaam k jsko krny wala kbi mehrom nahi rhta.
SUBHANALLAH

secret to happiness

If wealth is the secret to happiness,Then the rich sh0uld be dancing on the street..But only poor kids do that..!!
If p0wer ensures security,Then officials sh0uld walk unguarded..But those wh0 live simply,sleep s0undly..!!
If beauty n fame bring ideal relationships,Then celebrities sh0uld have the best marriages..!!Live Simply..!!Walk Humbly..!!Love Genuinely..!!
Have a wonderfull year ahead !!

Khoon Se Likhte Likhte

Khoon Se Likhte Likhte Tumhara Naam AchaNAk,

Dil Ne Dum Tor Diya Jab Tujhy Bewafa likha

Holding your Hands

A Relationship Is Not Holding Hands

While You Understand Each Other,

It is About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings

and Still Not Leaving Each Others Hands.

Good Night have a Sweet Dream

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

Kabhi Ye Mat
Socho K
“Tömhary boy Frnd Ne
Tmhen Kitna Romentic Msg Bheja HY”:-|
Hamesha Ye
Socho K.
“öSy Kisne Bheja Hoga”.? :-/
Jago
Aaashiqo
Jago
Aaj nai bolo gi to kal phophean bn jao gi…….
KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT.. 😛

Khaat hon magar

Mai Faqat KHAAK Hon Magar.
MOHAMMAD (SAWW)Se Hai Nisbat Meri,
Yehi Ek RISHTA Hai Jo Meri AUQAAT badal Deta Hai.

Secretly hope that

Sometimes i push you away

because i secretly hope that

you will pull me closer

Andaaz e qatal

Kya khoob tha uska Andaaz e qatal bhi…..!!!

Zehar diya mujh ko wo bhi honton pe laga kar……!!!

Chehra Gulab Hua karta Tha

Kabhi Us Ka Chehra Gulab Hua karta Tha.
Sub Ki Nazron Ka Woh Khawab Hua Krta Tha.
Chand Sitare Us K Samne Maand Prtay Thay.
Woh To Khud Mahtab Hua Krta Tha.
Lehja Aisa Tha Jaise Khilti Hui Kalli.
Apni Batein Main Woh La-Jawab Hua Krta Tha.
Phir Youn Hua Ussay Ishq Hai Gaya Kisi Say.
Mohabbat Lafz Jis K Liye Mazaq Hua Krta Tha.
Phir Toot K Bikhra Aisa K Smbhal Na Paya Woh Jo Apni Misaal Aap Hua Krta Tha…

TV Dekh Dekh Ker

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai

Mai apko kesa lagta hun… ??

Miss: so sweet

Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??

Miss: wo q.. ??

Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))

Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/

Baccha
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh

dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain…

Bhigy Mosam ki

Bhigy Mosam ki Khushbo Hawaon m ho,

Apki Yadon ka Ahsas in Fizaon m ho,

Sada rahy Aapke Chehry pe khushi,

RAB kry Itna Assar Hamari Duaon m ho

Subah Bakhair

Person Who Surrenders

A person who surrenders
When he’s WRONG,
is HONEST

A person who SURRENDERS
When not SURE,
is WISE

A person who surrenders
Even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND…!

Final Anay Wale

Girls: Finals anay wala hai,

Jaa e Namaz Bicha lete Hun

Boys: Finals anay walay hain.

Kitabain khareed he leta hun

Sania Mirza Vs Shoaib Malik

Sania mirza ny Shoaib malik ko keh diya hai k.
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.beta raat ko ab mery room mai naa anaa 😀

Iftary Te Bula

(“,)/Aey Kia
<))Bolta Tu?
_/ _
(.”)Aey! Kia Mai
<((>Boloon?
_/
(“,)/
<))Sun
_/
(.”)
<((>
_/ _ Suna

Menu ni pta kal menu iftary te bula;-

faraz funny vitamin sms

Ankon mein kuch nami thi
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Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
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Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ

Wo Kambakhat meri

Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

Ajeb si halat hy

Ajeb si halat hy tere jany k bad

Mje bhuk lgti hy khana khany k bad

Mre pas 2 hi samosy thy jo maine kha lye Faraz

1 tere any sy pehly 1 tere jany k bad.

Life is Now Where

Read this slowly

“LIFEISNOWHERE”

what did u read?

Life is No whereorlife is Now here!

Just a beautiful line 2 say:

“Life depends on the way we look at it”.

Itne baatein nai kahi

SHAKESPEARE Said…!!
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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi

Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai

Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Saardar doctor se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?

Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?

Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.

Har Naimat Dasteyab Thi

Har Naimat Dasteyab Thi Dunia Jahaan Ki

Lakin Us Ki Kami Ka Azzaala Na Ho Saka..!!

Aziyat Bana Raha Tamam Umar

Aziyat Bana raha tamam umar yehi
aik sawal
Galib
Sab ka sath nibhany walay khud kyun
tanha reh jatay hain..

Best Dua SmS

Prwrdigar! Main GunahGar Hoon Khatakar Hoon Lakin,Tery Karam ka Tlabgar Hoon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon, Mujhy Mangna nai ata Tujhy to Dena ata hy Siyahkar hoon, Mgr hon to Tera hi Bnda, Kahan jaon ga, Agr Teri Rehmat chin gai.? Gunahgar sahi, Lekn Mery Sary Gunah Mil kr b Teri Rehmat sy Bary nai, Tery Khzanay laaa-Mehdud hain Reham Frma Mujh pr,Mery Ghar walo pr,meray sb doston per, Or Us pr b Jisney Parhi, likhi or agay bhaiji Ameen

Meray kamray me

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Wah wah wah

meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

wah wah wah

me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal 😉

Waiter Aisi Chaai Pilao

customer :
waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jaye

waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi 😉

1 Hunnar

Aaj ki pyari baat

Bacha Duniya me sirf 1 Hunnar le kar Aata hai,

Wo hunnar hai “RONA”,

Or

usay kuch nahi Aata,

wo us 1 Hunnar se apnay sab kaam nikal leta hai,

Yani “RO RO K”.

So please apnay RAB k samnay “RONA” seekho,

or

Apney “RAB” ko mana lo

Jo

70 Maaon se Zyada pyar Karne wala hai

Subha Bakhair..

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna Fasana Hai

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas itna Fasana hai
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Ammi ghar se Nikalney nahi deti
Aur
Mujhe aj date pe jaana hai.

Everlasting faith

O ALLAH bless me with patience and

everlasting faith in you

How to Propose Girl

Best way to propose a girl..
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Take her to sea,
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Say her to sit in a boat.
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Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
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Then say: Marry Me

or

Leave My Boat 😛

Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai

~Bohat makhsoos dilon ko ISHQ k ILHAAM hotey hain…
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Mohabbat MOUJiZA hai moujizay kab AAM hotey hain??

Qismat Mein Hamari Wohi Teerah Shimi Hai

Qismat mein hamari wohi teerah shimi hai!
Haalat k jo pehly thi hamari wo abhi hai. . !

Good Night at Night

Husband Bola chummi lekar

Biwi Se Good Night

Biwi Boli haath pakadkar

Yeh Kaisi Good Night

Pehle Bhujao Light..

Phir apna L*nd Karo Tight..

Ch**t Se Karo Fight..

Nikalo Solution White..

Fir ch*dai ho Alright..

Aur thak kar chehra ho bright..

Fir Bolna pappi lekar pyaar se Good Night !! 😉

Teacher pointed at

My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler & said:

“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot”

I still dont get why I got rusticated. I only asked him,

“Which End Sir?”

Pappu VS Teacher

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

OR

Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Khaloos e Niyyat

Baat sajdon ki Nahin khaloos-e- Niyyat ki hoti hai IQBAL,

Aksar Log Khali hath Laut atay hain har Namaz k baad…….!

ye mery dil ki dua hy

us k honton ka tabasum rahy qaeim ya rab
uski aankhon mein khushiyon ka basera kar dy
tu mery qurb ki raaton ko baly khatam na kar
us ki har sham k aakhir mein sawera kar dy
us k dil k kisi kony mein jaga dy muj ko
us ki aankhon ko mery sapno sy hara kar dy
ye mery dil ki dua hy mery maola sun ky
saari dunia sy chura kar usy mera kar dy

Happy Birthday To You

rose is red
sky is blue
honey is sweet
just like u
happy birthday to u

Tone of our Voice

Most of the problems of our life

are created by tone of our voice.

Its not what we say,

it depends how we say.

Proud 2 be a muslim

“Now a days people follow those who have reached the moon, but I follow the One Who cracked the moon in two halves! “Proud 2 be a muslim”

Glory Be To Allah

Glory be to Allah who sent Ramadan as a mercy to mankind
Its a purification of our soul, our heart, and our mind
With the most sincere devotion and love we fast
To be cleansed and free from sins of the past

Chandani Raat Me Our Bhi Shiddat

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle

good night

Chappal Ka Size

Pappu: I Love You

Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?

Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA

SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,

chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se

I hate u.. 😛 😛 😉

Dost dowaye ki dwa

Dost  dost nai

Dowaye ki DWA hota hai

Mehsos tab hota hai

Jub wo Juda hota hai

Bina Dost jena saza hota hai

Aur Dost  Acha ho tu RABB ki ATTA hota hy

Girls eat Chocolates after break up

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?

The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget

the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?

The bitterness of alcohal makes them

forget the Sweetness of the girl….

Udas betha pani me

Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha

Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola “Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.

Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.

Take Calculated Risks

Take calculated risks.
That is quite different from being rash.

Best Life Quote

“insaan zabaan ky parday mein chupa howa hota hai.”

Friendship is a Collection of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend…

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Dengi virus ka elaj

Asalam.o. Alaikum!
Quraan Pak ki Roshni me Dengi virus ka elaj.
“27 paary ki
sur e Rehman or 28 paary ki
Sur e Taghabun”
parh kr mariz py dam kren or pani pe b dam kr k pilaty rahen. Jb tak shifa na ho. INSHAALLAH, ALLAH Pak k karam se shifa hogi.
Is Sms ko jitna ho saky farword kren.

Boy Girl Playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.

Human of Modern time

The Human of Modern time has learnt to fly in air like birds,

To swim in water like fish,

But has forgotten to live on Earth like a Human.

Khushiyon Ka Taiwar

Aney Wala Har Din

Sab Ke Dilon Mein Ho Sab Ke Liye Pyar,
Aney Wala Har Din Laye Khushiyon Ka Taiwar,

Is Umeed K Sath Aao Bhol Ke Sare Gham,
New Year 2014 Ko Hum Sab Karen Welcome.

Yaad Ik Doulat

Yaado se badi koi doulat nahi hoti.
Paas rahana hi zarurt nahi hoti.
Duriyan kar deti hai yadon ko zinda.
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahi hoti.

Agar Tum Gungunao To

Agar Tum Gungunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye
Gazal koi Sunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Suno Yeh Roshni Aankhon Mein Chubhne Si Lagi Hai Ab
Charaghon ko Bujhao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Kabhi Fursat Mily To Tum Hamary Sath Kuch Lamhy
Mohabbat k Bitao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Sulagti Rat Mein Awaz ka Apni Zara Sa Tum
Agar Jadu Jagao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Tum Apne Narm Hathun Se Hamary Sar ko Sehla’o
Mohabbat Se Sulao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Hamare Raston Se Khaar Chun Kar Narm Pholun Ka
Agar Bistar Bichao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Zara Sa Housla Kar k Nibhao Apne Wadon Ko
Sitary Tor Lao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Ajeeb Sa Bojh Hai Dil Par, Agar Yeh Bojh Dil Psr Se
Kisi Din Tum Hatao To Humain B Neend Aajaye..

Height Of Confidence Sms

Confidence!

Teacher to studnt: If U tel me

“Where is ALLAH” I’ll reward U 100Rs.

Stdent: And If U tel me “Where ALLAH is NoT”

I’ll reward U wt U want

Flag of my country

Other might have forgotten
But never can i
the Flag of my country
Furls very high
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

We Always Feel That

We always feel that
we are perfect and
others should be corrected
it is like
cleaning the mirror
instead of
cleaning our face
have a nice day

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone &
Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.
In His Anger, Dad Took The Childs Hand &
Hit It Many Times,

Not Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.
At The Hospital, His Child Said
Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?
Dad Was So Hurt.

He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.
Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches,

Child Wrote

I LOVE YOU DAD

Ishq Dard Hai

Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,,

Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai..

Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,,

Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai.

When Pride Rolls Me Down

When Pride Rolls Me Down,
Humbleness Pulls Me Up;
When Lie Cracks Me Down,
Truth Builds Me Up;
When Sins Makes Me Dark,
Forgiveness Make Me Light;
When World Push Me Away,
My Allah Pulls Me Near.
Good Morning.

Art of Conversation

The Art of conversation is not only to say

the Right thing at the Right time

But to leave the Wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment.

Ghalib – Tanhai Faqeer shayari in urdu

Na Kch Rha Jo Pas Apne To Sanmbhal K Rakhi Faqt ‘TANHAi’ Ye Wo Saltanat Hai,,,

“*~ Ghalib ~*” Jis K Badsha B Hm,,,, Faqeer B Hm,,,, 0R Hr Faisly K Wazeer B Hm….

Black Bulb

pathan to dukandar:give me black bulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain
mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

Laut Ka Anay Wala

Tum Laut k anay ka takalluf mat Karna,
Hum Ek mohabbat ko Do baar Nahi kartay…

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.

Reply Mst

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Answer Is

A…00%
B…50%
S…100%
N…90%
E…10%
F…75%
T…05%
Y..60%
R…98%
K…20%.

Interesting Joke

~ 1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans=
Yes No
Reply must

Minar-e-Pakistan

Sardar: ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Me Minar-e-Pakistan to gir gia c.

2nd sardar: Fir mar gia c k bach gia c?

Sardar: Menu ki pata me te chota jiahunda C 😀

Listen to reply

The biggest communication problem

is we do not listen to understand

We listen to reply.

Decent Shayari

  Raat yun khoi hui teri yaad ai,

Jaisy veerany mein chupkay sy bahar ajae.

Jaisy sehraon mein holy sy chaly baad-e-naseem,

Jaisy beemar ko bey waja qarar ajae…….

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

Smile Beat Them

Thousands of languages around this world,

But SMILE beats them all.

Becoz Smile is the Language that even a BABY can UNDERSTAND.