If Something Happens To Me

Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor?
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?

Good Night

G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA

Ab to larkian rat main b make-up kr k soti hain

FARAZ

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Koi dekhy na dekhy SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA..!

Personal Secretary

Difference between

SECRETARY & PERSONAL SECRETARY…

secretary:

GOOD MORNING SIR !!

Personal Secretary:

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Oh my GOD , its morning Sir !!!!

Welcome Ramzan..

Welcome Ramzan.. Walk humbly, Talk politely, Dress neatly, Treat kindly, Pray attentively, Donate generously..
May ALLAH bless & protect you.

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Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he

Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he.

Or

Dua dusron k lye mangna khidmat hai.

Ibadat se jannat milti hai.

aur

Khidmat se KHUDA milta hai……

Khud Tu Pagal

Khud Tu Pagal ha,

Doosron ko bhi pagal Kr deta ha ye Ishq

Best Relation In Dis World Is

Best Relation In Dis World Is,

When You Hold The Hand
Of A Person And The Person
Walks With You Without Asking
Where And Why… ;->

How to Propose

TIPS:
How to Propose a charsi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho!
Qasam se tum log… kon ho yaaarr??  😀 :p

Weakest Point

Golden Quote by Abraham Lincoin:

“If Friendship is your Weakest point,

then you are the Strongest person in the World”luv u frndz.

durood ke fazeelat

1 shakhs ne 1 Qabar dakhi jo chand ki trha chamak rhi thi

us me itna noor tha dosre din b usne wohi manzer dekha,

usne ek buzreg se poucha ye kia raz he buzrg ne frmaya ye wo shakhs tha jo jum-e-raat or jume ko ksrat se durood prhta tha,

Friends Can Help Each Other

Friends can help each other.
A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself –
and especially to feel. Or, not feel.
Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.
Thats what real love amounts to –
letting a person be what he really is.

mehmood -o-Ayaz

1 he kumbal mei ghus gaey

mehmood -o-Ayaz……….

Kyun k punkha full kr k bhaag gaya tha FARAZ…;-)

Be Hisaab ISHQ

Phir kahan hisaab rehta hai..

ISHQ jab be-hisaab ho jaey…

Best Dua Poetry SmS

Ek Aas Lagaye Betha h0n Ek Bar To KAABA Dekhun

Me Us Shehar Ki DiLkash FizaOn Ka Ek Bar To JaLwa Dekhun

Me Piyasa hOn Aab-E-Zam Zam Ka Ek Bar To Pe K Dekhun

Me Phr Chahye hOsh Ganwa BethOn Ek Bar MADINA DekhOn

Me! Ya ALLAH is Dua kO mre sath Jis Jis Ne Parha Un Sab Ko Apne Dar Pe Bula Le. “AMEEN”

Hardest Life Truth

Truth about desire they say
Is a need to breathe for another day
Truth I heard about regret
Its the hardest truth Ive come to yet

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL

Roz aatay Hain BAADAL Abr-E-Rehmat lay Ke,

” IQBAL”

Mere Shaher K Aamaal Unhain Barasne Nhi Dety..!

Chu Chu Chu Chacha

Chu chu chu chacha
Ghari mai chuha nacha,
ghari ne 1 bajaya.
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Soni kori msg
aayaaaaaaaaaa.

Funny pathan Teacher sms

Teacher Pathan se:

Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?

Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)

Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!

Teri Yaad Aik Phool

*Teri Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,*
*Hum Tuje Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,*
*Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi*
*Hum Apnon Ko Nahi Bhoolty
ye Hmara asol he.

Chehre Ajnabi Ho

Chehre ajnabi ho jaein to koi bt nhi

Magr

Lehje ajnabi ho jayein to bht takleef dte hn.

Wapda breaking news

¤BREAKING NEWS¤ WAPDA ka kehna hai k

sirf APRIL mein awam ko LOAD SHEDING ki taklif bardasht karni ho gi……………

Te fyr adat pa jae gi:-D

Pathar ka karobar

Hota Hai Tere Sheher Main Pathar Ka Karobar

Main Bad-Naseeb Hon Ke Aeyna Saaaaz Hon

Payar Ki Chaon Me

Har Dam Karon Yaad Tujy Duaon Me

Sada Khush Raho Payar Ki Chaon Me

Izzat Ho Teri Sari Dunya Ki Nigahon Me

Koi Ghum Na mily Tujy Zindgi Ki Rahon Me.
Aameen.

Spend my valentines

I m going to spend my valentines day with my EX
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Ex-Box 360

Dost Poetry Sms

dost hota nahi har haath milaanay wala

Submit By: aamir zaman (+966569417781)

Eid ka Chand 2011

Aey eid k Chaand!
kyun krta hai Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be_chain Hain
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Pakistan k insan,

Magar na jane kahan Se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe peshawar k pathan. .

Convictions to be Compassionate

Our culture has accepted two huge lies.

The first is that if you disagree

with someone lifestyle, you must fear or hate them.

The second is that to love someone means

you agree with everything they believe or do.

Both are nonsense. You do not have to

compromise convictions to be compassionate.

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!! 😀

Khty Hai K Bap Ke Nrazge

Khty hai k bap ke nrazge khuda ke nrazge or bap ke khushnudge khuda ke khushnudge hi.

khuda ko raze kro gy to jant mly ge.

Happy Father Day

Life is too complicated

Life is too complicated, do not try to finD p3rfEct answrs….

BcOz whEn yEW fínd answrs, lIf3 chnG3s dA quEstNs

Smoking At Airport

Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport

Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?

boy: Why?

Girl: Agr ab tk zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue pese bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti.

Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hen?

Girl: No

Boy: To kya wo car apki hy?

Girl: No

Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hy.

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se besti b ho jati hy.

Pyar Kay Deep Jalanay Walay

Pyar Kay Deep Jalanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain
Apni Jaan Say Janay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain
Hujar Kay Gehray Zakham Milay Tu Mujh Ko Yeh Ehsas Hoa
Pagal Ko Samjanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain

Jaan Say Pyaray Logon Say Kuch Kuch Parda Lazim Hai
Sari Baat Batanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain
Khuwaboon Main Bhi Piya Milan Ke Sapnay Dektay Rehtay Hain
Neenddon Main Muskanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain

Iss Jhoti Nagri Main Hum Nay Yehi Hamesha Dekha Hai
Sachi Baat Batanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain
Pyar Jahan Ho Jai Unn Ko Chain Bhala Kab Mil Pata Hai
Shaab Bhar Ashk Bahanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain

Apni Zaat Kay Ujray Gulshan Say Wo Pyar Kahan Kartay Hain
Auroon Ko Mehkhanay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain
Issi Kay Ishq Main Bheeg Ke Hum Ko Yeh Ehsas Hoa
Dil Ki Baat Main Anay Walay Kuch Kuch Pagal Hotay Hain

Ordinary and Rolex Watch

0nce an ordinary wrist watch asked to the Rolex watch !!

whats the difference between us?

Rolex smiled n said

You show the time TO the person n

I show the time OF the person….!

A Man In A Meeting

A man was driving down the street. He had a very important meeting and couldn’t find parking.
Looking up towards the heaven, he said : Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking.
Miraculously, a parking space appeared.
Man looked up again and said : Never mind, I found one.:-D
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hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k..
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Allah muaaf kare..
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Toba toba..
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Huwa yuu k
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”mami k number se b msg agaya”;-)
Lo Dasso!

Mohabbat ya aqeedat

Khabar Nhi K Ye Mohabbat Hai Ya Aqeedat Hai,

Deyaar-e-Dil Main Barha Ehtaram Hai Tera

Husband texts to wife

Husband texts to wife on cell

Hi, what r u doing Darling?

Wife: I m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types

Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?

Wife: U idiot! I m dying my hair

Husband: Bloody English Language

Wonderful 2011

My wishes for you, great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, peace for March,
No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,happiness for Dec.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2011

kaghaz ki kashti

“Wo mayusi k lamhon main zara bhi hosla deta agar,,,

“To hum kaghaz ki kashti pe “samandr ” main utar jaty . . .

3 Dost rehte the

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

man t-shirt

A line written on man’s t-shirt..

ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN…

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OF THEM…… 😉

Yeh Bhi Jaan Lo k

“BEST MESSAGE IN” *THE WORLD*
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Jaan lo agar
“Tum Apne ” RAB ” Pe Bohat “BHAROSA” Rakhte Ho To
Yeh Bhi Jaan Lo k
” Tumhara ” RAB ” is
” BHAROSAY ” ko kabhi totnay nahi de ga…
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Kon kehta hay k Khuda Nazar nahi Aata,
Ek wohi to nazar Aata hay jab kuch nazar nahi Aata.

True relationship is when

A ture relationship is when
you can tell each other
anyting and everything.

No secrets and no lies.

islamic sms – for tandrusti of jism

Jism ki Tundrusti Namaz may hai 

Dil Ki Taqat Tilwat-e-Quran May hai ,

Dimage ke quwat zikr-e-ilahi May Hai ,

Rooh ki Rahat Durood Sharif May hai.

Funny Eid Sms 2011

1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han
Sch sch batao

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IS EID PE NAHAO Gy?

Itfaq sumjo ya dard

Issay Itfaq Samjho Ya Dard Naak Haqeeqat

Ankh Jb Bhi Nam Hoyi Waja Tum Niklay

3 dolls

“Her ADMI ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain…

Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.

Dosri iski girlfriend Barbie Doll.

Tesri iski Biwi “PANADOL” wo b EXTRA:-D

Udaas Jaagti Aankhoon k khawab

Udaas Jaagti Aankhoon k khawab laya hun,,

Main pathroon mein chupa kar Gulab laya hun.,
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Jo ho sakay to Tanhaiyon mein parh laina.?

Tumhare wastay dil ki kitab laya hun.!
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Wo ik sawal jo tum ne kabhi nahi pocha.?

Saja k palkoon pe is ka Jawab laya hun.!
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Tujh ko mujh se nahi meri mohbat say Gila ho ga.?

Lay daikh main khulasa-e-ahbab laya hun.!
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Dil pe lagay zakham to sub mita chuka hun “WASI”

Yeh to rooh k zakhmo ka Hisab laya hun..;=)

Jo Ata Hai Khushi

Jo Ata Hai Khushi Ki Inteha Pr…
Boht Roye Thy Hm Us Aansu Ki Khatir

Each Drop Of A Tear

Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.

Slap 8 people at once

Sometimes I wish I would be an octopus, . . . . . . . . . . . . .

so I could slap 8 people at once.:-D kitna maza ata:-P

BV sharma k boli

Aik Book Writer ne apni Begum se poocha:

Tumhain meri Books main se konsi Book pasand hai?

BV sharma k boli Cheque Book G.;)

LOTA Donga

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA 😀

ALLAH se dartay raho

Us ALLAH se dartay raho,
Jis ki Sift ye hai k…

“Agar tum Baat karo to WO Sunta hai
Or
Agar Dil me rakkho to WO Jaanta hai”..

Expression of Friends

Dosto ki Bhavnaaye

EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS:

1st frnd: Oye meri gf bangyi,
2nd frnd: hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai apni..
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EXpression of party in together:

1st: Aur kamine treat kab de raha hai… ??
2nd: Kyo tere baap ki shadi hai kya… ??
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EXpression of help

1st: Oye yaar zara vaha chaliyo
2nd: Pahle bata kuch khilayega kya… ??

wo kon c cheez hay

Teacher…wo kon c cheez hay Jo wazandaar hoti hay par us kaa apna wazan nahi hota.
Student… Mam.,.,.,your Braziar

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Hold Your Hand

Boy: can i hold your hand ?

Girl: no

Boy: why?

Girl: because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap re !! i m acting but she isoveracting..:P:D

A Successful Marriage Requires

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

Effort Is Important

Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.

Weight Kitna Loose Huwa

Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D

Angraiz Pathan Sa

Angraiz Pathan se: whats your name?

Pathan:

Respect flower..

Angraiz: What?!!

Pathan: Yara..

Ezat Gul..!!

Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat

Koi pooch raha hai Mujh se Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat…

Mujhay yaad aa raha hai, Tera Halka sa MuskUrana.

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..

Raahat Zroor Mil Jati Hay

Muhabbat To Naseeb Hay Milay Ya Na Milay,

Mohsin Raahat Zroor Mil Jati Hay kisi ko Yaad Krne Se.

MuJhay JunooN

:”””WASIF Yeh Kis Muqaam Pay Laaya MuJhay JunooN_._._._._!! “”

“Ab Un Ki JustaJu Na Apni Talaash Hai_._._._._!! “””

4 steps of Great Life

4 steps of great Life:

First, Look back & thank ALLAH

2nd, Look forward & Trust ALLAH

3rd, Look around & believe ALLAH

4th,Look within urself & Find ALLAH

Tanha Ho Jaona

Main ek roz tanha ho jaona
duniya se khafa ho jaonga

miti k andar so kar main
khud hi fana ho jaonga

kuch roz tum sog manao gay
phir mujh ko bhol hi jaogay

har yaad se fana ho jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga

main guzra wakat ban jaonga
main ek roz tanha ho jaonga…

Life Is Worth Living

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that
life is worth living with someone like you around.

Seek forgiveness of ALLAH

And seek forgiveness of Allah.
Indeed, Allah is ever Forgiving and Merciful.

(Surat An Nisa 4:106)

May Allah forgive all our sins. Ameen

chahney ki tamana

“Kisi ko chahney ki tamana hamein ley doobi”
“saqi”

“Simatny ki arzoo mein bikhartey chaley gaey”.

A VERY VERY CLASSICAL INSULT

A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..
Girlfrnd:
Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon..
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Boyfrnd:
Arre!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya..???:D

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS

~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~

¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan dur na ki jaen to wo nafraton ma tabdil ho jati hain¤

¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan karta hy wo yakenan dusron se tmhari burai bhi bayan karta hy¤

¤pani bano jo apna rasta khud bnata hy¤
¤Pathar na bano jo dosron ka rasta rok lyta hy¤

Kisi Aisi Jgha Ka Name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
Alone
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Logo ko Pyar

Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese

mil jata hai humein to samose

key saath chatni bhi ni milti 😛

Aankhon mein sawaal

Ik umar ke baad us ko dekha,
Aankhon mein sawaal they hazaaron,
Honton pe magar wohi tabasum,
Chehrey pe likhi huyi udaasi,
Lehjey mein magar balaa ka thehrao,
Awaaz main goonjti judai,
Baanhen thi magar wisaal-e-samaan,
Simtti huyi baazuyon mein,
Taa’der mein sochti rahi thi,
Kis abr-e-gurez paa ki tarah,
Main kis shajar se katt gayi thi,
Kis chaaon ko tark kar diya tha,
Main us ke galey lagi huyi thi,
Woh ponchh raha tha mere aansu,
Lekin barri dair ho chuki thi..

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..

ROOH Ko Sanwaaro

Apney “JISAM” Ko Zaroorat Sey Ziayada Mat Sanwaaro,

Issay Tou Miti Mein Mil Jaana Hai,

Sanwaarna Hai Tou Apni “ROOH” Ko Sanwaaro,

Keyoon K Issay He Tou “RAB” K Pass Jaana Hai.

Bewafai Hum ne

“Jaan kar Bhi Woh Mujhay jaan Na paye.”

” Aaj Tak Woh Mujhe Pehchan Na paaye.”

” Khud Hi kar li Bewafai Hum ne.”

” Ta k Un Par Koi ilZaam Na Aaye…!

Mohabbat Hai Teri

Us ny kaha kon ho tm?
main ny kaha hasrat teri.

Us ny kaha pagal ho kia?
Main ny kaha aisa hi sahi.

Us ny kaha karty ho kia?
Main kaha poja teri.

Us ny kaha kafir ho kia?
Main ny kaha soch teri.

Us ny kaha chatay ho kia?
Main ny kaha mohabbat teri.

Us ny kaha pachtao gye bhot.
My ny kaha kismat teri.

Tamana na kia kr

Uljhy huy halat ka shikwa na kia kr,
khairaat mai khushion ki tamana na kia kr,
So bar kaha itni mohabt nhi achi,
So bar kaha itna bhrosa na kia kr,
Halat hamen 1 kbi hony na dein gy
Ae dost mery meri tamana na kia kr,
Kya jany ye kis mor py ly jaey zamana
Tu muj ko kisi pal b elehda na kia kr.
Mumkin hy kisi roz bichr jaon achank
Tu muj sy pyar itna ziyada na kia kr..