On This January

On 1st January,

when Moon Sets and Sun Rises,
the world would wake up to a new dawn,
i wish all my friends and
family live long and to
witness 100 such dawns.

Happy new Year

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Sucessfully Rejected

Some lines 4rm

*..amarbail..*byUMERA AHMAD

“duniya main larkiyon se zaida ahmaq koi aur nhe hota…

Khushfehmi ka aghaz aur ikhtataam hum he pr hota hai..sari umer hum “mohbt” ki besaakhiyon ka intezar krti rehti hain..takay zndagi k race shuru kr sakain..

hamain her mard k bary main ye khushfehmi hoti hai k wo aye ga..

hamain daikhay ga..aur hamara ho jaye ga..

Koi hum se hamdardi kary to hamain khushfehmi hony lagti hai..

Koi hamari tareef kary to wo hamain apni muthi main qaid nazar anay lagta hai..

Koi hamary sath waqt guzaray to hamary hosh-o-hawaas apny thikaany pr nhe rhtay

Hum main Maturity sirf tab aati hai..jb hamain REJECT kiya jata hai…!!

Dedicated to all innocent girls…

Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…?
Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain

Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…?
Girl: Sirf 90%

Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi
Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde
Pass ho Jande Ne……..

khushiyon ka hajoom

Hajoom itna ho teri zindagi mein khushion ka

Ay dost

Ghum guzarna bhi chahay to usay rasta na milay

Sher ka Bet

Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

Khane ke baad

Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) ne farmaya.

“Jo shaks khanay k bad al-hamdu lilla keh kr 1 bar sura e ikhlas yani qul ho allaho ahad perh ley us k ghar me rizk ki dolat bharey gi or kabhi faqa na ho ga.or jb tak wo khana tumharey pait me rahay ga is khanay ka hr zra Allah ka zikar krta rahay ga js ki barkat se tumhara chehra munawar rahay ga.”

Sham e judai ki inteha

Woh wasl tha k sham-e-judai ki intehaa

Ik badnaseeb raat ki bahon main marr gya

Ishara kr dia

Pisal gaya jo tera name gir gaya yun zameen par . . .

Ishara kr dia rub, ne wo tere hath se gaya . . .

A Simple Friend Thinks

A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that its not a friendship until after youve had a fight.

3 Dost

3 Dost thay,
Kallu,Billu,Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.
Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.
(‘.’)

Most Dangerous ALphabet is W Wapda

The most dangerous ALphabet is

W Bcoz All Worries start with W

Who
Why
What
When
Which
Where
Wrong
Wedding
War
Weapon
Wine
Women
Wife &

now WAPDA 😛

Sardar talking with her wife

Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.

Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: BV se

Dost herat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tmhari jo hy

If Friends Were Flowers

If friends were flowers,
I would not pick you.
I will let you grow in the garden,
and cultivate you with love,
and care so i can keep you
as a friend forever

Girls are Over Imaginative

A boy sends a text
Boy : Hey
Girl (to herself): OMG..he just texted me..I wondr wat he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he’s mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should just answer him, dnt want to keep him waitin..well maybe I’ll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..no, thats too obvious. Could this mean he’s into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don’t care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him? huh.. I’m gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y’s? No thats stupid. 2 y’s work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: Heyy !!!
Boy: meri proxy lga dena kal:p:o

Urdu Sagar Poetry Sms

Chal Na Sagar kisi anjan si Basti main chlain..

Is nagar Main To Sabhi Ham Say khafa Rahte hen.

Funny Sheikh Sms

1 sheikh Haj per gaya zor zor se Dua manhne laga.

“Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY”

Warna Mera 2 LakHH Wapis ker de.    😀

A New Dawn Has Come

A New Dawn Has Come,
The Sun Is About To Sprout In The East,
What A Jubilation To All Of Us,
Yeah Wish You A Cool New Year

1 din pachtaey ge

Arz kiya hai mat kar mera peecha, 1 din pachtaey ga

Ab gaur farmiye:

Tu mat tukhra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtaey gi

usi tehlay per barten manjti nazar aaey gi.

Mene Socha Tm Miss Kr Rhi Hogi

Larka: Mene socha Tm Miss Kr rhi hogi, Call Krlon.
Larki: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghnte Phle ki thi Wo?
Larka:

Sorry Ghalti se dobara Tmhara Nmber Mila dia..

Aadat Hi Nahi

Kya Pata Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hain

Unhain Aadat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.

Ek Lamha

Ek Lamha Meri Zindagi Veeran Kar gaya
Aesi Hawa Chali ke Sunsaan Kar gaya
Chalta tha jo mere saath satth Saaye ki Tarah
Bichra wo is Adaa se ke Hairaan Kar gaya