Usey Barish pasand Hai.
Mujha Barish Mein Wo…
Usey Hasna Pasand Hai..
Mujhe Hastey Houe Wo…
Usey Bolna Pasand Hai..
Mujha Boltay Houi Wo…
Usey Sub Kuch Pasand Hai…
Aur Mujha Bus Wo….
Usey Barish pasand Hai.
Mujha Barish Mein Wo…
Usey Hasna Pasand Hai..
Mujhe Hastey Houe Wo…
Usey Bolna Pasand Hai..
Mujha Boltay Houi Wo…
Usey Sub Kuch Pasand Hai…
Aur Mujha Bus Wo….
A junior in office dialed his boss extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min.
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom you are talking to?
Jr: No!
Boss: I m the BOSS.
Jr (in same tone) do you know whom you are Talking to?
Boss: No!
J: THANK GOD (& disconnected)
Moral: Be cool.. there is always way for you
D0nt C0mplaint aB0uT 0thrz.. just Change urSelf…
Bec0z its eazY t0 pR0tct y0ur fEet wid slipPers rather than cArPeting da wh0le earth..!
gud mrning
~Seekh liya Hum ne bhi ab Tark-e-taluq krna~
~Mohabat detey detey Hum ne apni qadar kho di~
Wishing u a Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Barhiya – Special
Ek dum Mast & Happy
Bole To ek dum Jhakas
*Happy Independence Day*
Every wife is a ‘mistress’ of her husband.
‘MISS for one hour &
‘STRESS’ for 23 hours everyday..
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
Bus mujhe President buna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon ga
“PAISA”
Kehta hy mujhe hasil karo or sab ko bhula do.
“WAQT”
Waqt kehta hy mere peeche chalo, baqi sab ko bhula do.
“MUSTAQBIL”
Kehta hy mere liye koshish karo or sab ko bhula do.
“ALLAH”
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo, Main tumhen sab kuch de dunga.
SUBHANALLAH…!!
Always be happy
and
always wear a smile;
because
life is full of reasons to smile
so
people might say
.
.
.
KANJAR buhat khush hai 😀
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
Ramadan Mubarak!
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