Saturday, February 27, 2016

Mujha Bus Wo

Usey Barish pasand Hai.


Mujha Barish Mein Wo…


Usey Hasna Pasand Hai..


Mujhe Hastey Houe Wo…


Usey Bolna Pasand Hai..


Mujha Boltay Houi Wo…


Usey Sub Kuch Pasand Hai…


Aur Mujha Bus Wo….

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Always way for you

A junior in office dialed his boss extension by mistake & said:


Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min.


Boss Shouted: Do u know whom you are talking to?


Jr: No!


Boss: I m the BOSS.


Jr (in same tone) do you know whom you are Talking to?


Boss: No!


J: THANK GOD (& disconnected)


Moral: Be cool.. there is always way for you

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Do not complaint about other

D0nt C0mplaint aB0uT 0thrz.. just Change urSelf…


Bec0z its eazY t0 pR0tct y0ur fEet wid slipPers rather than cArPeting da wh0le earth..! :-)


gud mrning

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Tark-e-taluq

~Seekh liya Hum ne bhi ab Tark-e-taluq krna~


~Mohabat detey detey Hum ne apni qadar kho di~

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Wishing 14th August

Wishing u a Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Barhiya – Special
Ek dum Mast & Happy
Bole To ek dum Jhakas
*Happy Independence Day*

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Every Wife Is Mistress

Every wife is a ‘mistress’ of her husband.
‘MISS for one hour &
‘STRESS’ for 23 hours everyday..

Friday, February 12, 2016

Bus President Buna do

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,


Bus mujhe President buna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon ga

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Waqt Kehta hai

“PAISA”


Kehta hy mujhe hasil karo or sab ko bhula do.


“WAQT”


Waqt kehta hy mere peeche chalo, baqi sab ko bhula do.


“MUSTAQBIL”


Kehta hy mere liye koshish karo or sab ko bhula do.


“ALLAH”


sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo, Main tumhen sab kuch de dunga.


SUBHANALLAH…!!

Monday, February 8, 2016

Always Be Happy And

Always be happy
and
always wear a smile;
because
life is full of reasons to smile
so
people might say
.
.
.
KANJAR buhat khush hai 😀

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Ramadan Mubarak!

May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
Ramadan Mubarak!


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