Essay on My Best Friend

Teacher: today we r going to write 10 lines on MY BEST FRIEND.

After few minutes A boy stands up

mam SHODAY ko English me kya bolte hn? 😉

Its Your Birthday Time Again

Its your birthday time again;
Its true; theres no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that Im not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Heres what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthdays the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday

Kabhi Choti Choti Khushyan

Kabhi choti choti khushyan bhi bari lagti hain
aur kabhi kisi bari khushi ka ek chota sa ehsas bhi
sahi tarah nahin ho pata.

Being Deeply Loved By Someone

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Way to Heart

The best way to a woman heart is by saying those three words

You lost weight

Truck se Neche A Ke

Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke husband

truck ke neeche aakar papad ban gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya zarurat hai, neeche se sarka do

Radd e bala ka

Koi taveez ho radd-e-bala ka,
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merey peechay taleem par gai hai

Funny Love Story

A LOVE STORY

Lux & Rexona were lovers

lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street

Lux’s dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal

But Rexona’s dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona’s marriage in Dove Marriage hall.

Rexona’s uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.

1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins

they named them Johnson & Johnson.

Moral:

Main nay saaray soaps kay naam yaad karwa diye hain,

ab to naha Loo0o…(…..)

Raaz Afsha Ni Kerte

Chalo tum raaz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahi kartey
Suno jisko chaha jaye Usey chhora nahi kartey
Jisey shaffaf rakhna ho Usey maila nahi kartey
Jo bus jata hai dharkan main Usey bhoola nahi kartey
Kisi ko dil detey waqt Bohat socha nahi kartey
Jo pehley se hi tanha ho Usey tanha nahi kartey
Suno Yaadein satati hain Magar Roya nahi kartey
Suno Tum YAAD aate ho Aur HUM SOYA NAHI KARTAY…

Best Good Morning SMS

“Ego” Is The Only Requirement To Destroy Any Relationship-
So Be The Bigger Person; & Skip The ”E” And Let It ”Go”…:-)
Good Morning;
Have a lovely day

Rafaqat Kab Badalti Hai

Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He

Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub Badalti He

Tumhi Ko Chahte Hein Aur Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hein

Ye He Barson Ki Adat Aur Adat Kub Badalti He

Non sense

“Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses”

And makes you a Complete “Non sense”

Ache Logo Sa Dosti

Hamesha sachy
“LOGON” se Dosti  rakho..
Q k wo “ACHAY”  Dino me
“sarmaya”
aur “Burey” dino men “Muhafiz” hoty han.

Definition of Happy Birthday

DeFiNiTiOn Of BiRtHdAy:
The only day in uR life, when u cRied & uR motheR wa$ $miling………..!

Friendship Will Never End

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Future Husband

Child said 2 a Salesgirl in a sweets shop:
Miss! Will u marry me when I grow up?
Girl smiled n said: Yes.
Child: Can u give ur future husband a free chocolate?

Eik shaam likh do

Ye dil udaas hai bahut koi paighaam hi likh do
tum apna naam na likho chalo gumnaam hi likh do

Meri kismat me gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
tamam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do

Ye janta hoon ke umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai
magar pal do pal, ghadi do ghadi meray naam hi likh do

Chalo hum maan lete hain saza ke mustahiq thehre
koi inaam na likho, koi ilzaam hi likh do

Ankhon ke qasam

Teri Ankhon Ki Qasam Zindgi Samjha Hai Tujhey.

Tujh Ko Kuch Soch K Sansun Mein Sharakat Di Hai..

Crush would be useless

Its a FACT whether you Agree or Disagree
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Crushes would be USELESS, if you dont have a best friend
to talk about them

A Month Of Special Blessings

Ramzan
A month of
Special Blessings from Almighty Allah,
Roza,
Namaaz,
Holy Quran recitation,
Taraveeh
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A month to do the best wd all….!

Insan ke Gunah

Woh Gunah Jis Se Insan Par Lanat Hoti Hai Woh Jhoot Hai.

Woh Gunah Jis Se Pakar Hoti Hai Woh Zulam Hai

Woh Gunah Jis Se Rizq Band Hota Hai Woh Zina Hai

Woh Gunah Jis Se Neematen Kam Hoti Han Woh Takabur Hai