1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,
PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Destroy my own life

I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!

I could be a Lawyer and defend lives..!!

I could be a Soldier and protect lives..!!

But why to play with lives of others??

So I chose to do CA and destroy my own life…!!—

I Am Pakistani

I’m not just bombs, poverty &corruption. I’m Edhi’s philanthropy. I’m AQ Khan’s brilliance. I’m Afridi’s exuberance. I’m Miandad’s six. I’m Nusrat fateh’s vocal chords. I’m fastest growing IT industry. I’m in four weathers. I’ve 2nd highest mountain. I’ve 8 of 20 highest peaks. I ve world’s best cancer hospital. I’m 7th nuclear power. I’m 4th nation to build cruise missiles. I broke Soviet Union. I’m hospitality. I’m epitome of resilience. I’m one of the few bravest nation of world. Yes, I’m Pakistan ! Please spread optimism instead of negativity about me. Sincerely, Pakistan.

Raat ka Khana

Hadis Sharif

1.Raat ka Khana na chhoro

chahe 1 methi khajoor Q na ho,

Q k raat ka khana chhorna

admi ko zaeef kar deta hai

(IBN-e-MAJA)

2-Khouf Se Tanhai Mei Rone K Siwa Koi b Cheez Allah Ki Nrazgi Ko Nahi Mita Skti

3-Allah Us Shkhs Ko Abad Rakhta Hai Jo Hades Sun K Dosro ko Pohnchye

“Assalam.o.Alaikum”Subha Bakhair

Larkiyoun k Nakhre

LarkiyOun k nakhre

Aur Qurbani k bakre

Hamesha mehenge partay hain

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr Khas bemari or 1 pr Mamoli Bemari Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr Khas Admi or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)

Wishing u 12 Months of Happiness

Wishing u 12 months of HAPPINESS
52 weeks of FUN
365 days of LAUGHTER
8760 hours of GOOD LUCK
525600 minutes of JOY
31536000 seconds of SUCCESS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Pichlay Qisay Le Baitha

Neend to aaney Ko Thi Par Dil Pichlay Qisay Le Baitha

dost

Ab Khud KoBe-Waqt Sulany Main Kuch Waqt to Lagta Hai___!!!

Aim of Art is

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things,

but their inward significance. ~ Aristotle

Mitt Jaye Gunah

Mitt Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawur Hi Is Jahan Say . . .

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Agar Ho Ye Yaqeen K Koi Humen Dekh Raha Hai .!

Dard Mujhe Chukar ker

Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghava Dene Laga,
Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga.. .

Paani Peeney Ka sahi time

Paani Peeney

Ka sahi time

Jab paani Jism par Behtar Asar kar sakta hai.

1 glass subah Uthney k baad

> Androoni Aaza ko Activate krta hai.

1 glass Nahaney

K baad..

> Blood Presure kam rakhta hai.

2 Glass khana khaney K 30min pehle..

> Hazma Behtar Bananey me Madad deta hai.

Aadha 1/2 glass soney se Pehle..

> Heart Attack

+ Brain Stroke se Bachata hai.

Ye aik bohat acha msg hai jo agr forward kiya jaye to kafi log faida utha sakty hain..

EID kay Ashaar

Nazar ka chain dil ka suroor hotay hain,

kuch aise log jahan main zaroor hotay hain,

sada chamakta rahay unki EID ka tehwaar,

qareeb reh kay bhi hum se jo dor hotay hain.

Guzari umar e mohabbat

Guzari umar e mohabbat hum ney es qadar dhokey mein

Wo mujhko bawafa samhja, main unko bawafa samjhi

hazar ali (a.s) qol – zindgi guzarny ke tareeqy

Achi zindgi guzarny k 2 tareeqy hain

1) jo pasand hy usy hasil kar lo

2) jo hasil hy usy pasand kar lo

HAZART ALI (A.S)…

Aadton Mai Shaamil

Aaj Bhi Aadton Mai Shaamil Hai

Teray Kochay Say Ho k Ghar Jana

Mery Nazdeek Aa Kar

Mery Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Mery Ahsas Ki Shiddat..,
Mera Dil Kitna Dharakta Hy Sirf Tery Naam K Sath…

Sudhar Jaoge

DOSTI,
Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge..
“SAAWAN”Se karoge to bheeg jaoge..
“SURAJ”Se karoge to jal jaoge..OR
“HUM”Se karo ge to Sudhar Jaoge.

Part in Your Story

Some people are going to leave,

but that is not the end of your story.

That is the end of their part in your story.

Qabool Hai

Chand alfaz apki puri zindagi tabah kar dyte hn,
Jaise k,
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“Qabool Hai ”
”Qabool Hai ”
”Qbbool Hai

ahmad faraz poetry sms 2012

Bin Maange Hi Mil Jati Hyn Taabeerai’n Kisi Ko Faraz

Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro’n Duao’n K Baad

ahmad faraz poetry in urdu

Be Parwah Nahin

Hum Bebas hain Be-parwah nahin,
Hum udass hain khafa nahin,
Qadar karte hain Doston ki dil se,
hum zindagi main majboor to ho saktay hai lakin bewafa nahin

Zindagi ke Haqkekat

Agar tum se koi poochay

…Batao,…

Zindagi kya hai?

(Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dena).

{Hazrat Ali )

Submit By: Zain Shuja (not given)

Vote do gi nawaz putar

Momo to imran khan: main tujhay iss saal wo don gi Pervaiz.

Imran khan: woh kiya maa g?

Momo: woi jo awam nay Zardari ko di hai.

Imran khan: galiyan?

Momo: gali to tujhay kabhi nahi don gi Altaf Hussain.

Imran khan: Altaf Hussain nahi Imran Khan maa g!

Momo: nahi main tujhay Imran Khan bhi nahi don gi.

Imran khan: Ohoo maa g vote daina hai to do wrna jao !

Momo: Ayi shawashay! Main tujhay he vote don gi Nawaz Sharif putar…:D 😀

Jese Eidi Ho Mere Bachpan Ki

Yun teri chahtain sambhaali hain,
Jese eidi ho mere bachpan ki..

Another Year Is A Happy Gift

Another year is a happy gift
So cut your cake, and say
Instead of counting birthdays
I count blessings every day.

Prayer for You

My prayer for You:
May Allah break
the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you secretly, so that you know your enemies by their
smiles…!!! 😀

When GOD Gives Us NO

When GOD Gives Us
NO For An Answer…
Keep In Mind That
There Is A Much Greater
YES …
HIS No Is Not A
REJECTION ,
But A
REDIRECTION …
Stay Blessed

Love days are

Without Love days are
Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Love everyday
Wish u a Happy Valentines Day

Choori ka phal

Anti Misba-
Beta choori krna buri baat hy
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota hy

Bubbli-
Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD
To metha tha

From: Asma Zafar

zindagi ke tammana

Aik din “TAMMANA” ne “Zindagi”

ke Anchal main sar rakh kar kaha ,

“ke main kab puri hongi”

“zindagi” ne muskara ker jawab diya

‘pagli’ jo puri ho jai wo TAMMANA hi kiya?

Alif Se Asif Asifa

Alif se
Asif, Asifa

Bay se
Bilawal, Benazir, Bakhtawar,

Pay se
Pakistan Peoples Party.

Agar LOOT MAAR mein aagay barhna hy to

ALIF BAY PAY
par Yaqeen rakhna ha.

Zara sochiye…!

LOOT MAAR k siva
Pakistan ka matlab kya…??

Hazaro ke bech me

Wo Kehny Lagi Naqab Me B PehchaN Lety ho Hazaro k BeCh mE

Mene Muskra k Kaha Teri Ankhon Se hi Shoro Hua Ishq Hazaro k Bech

BEAUTIFUL DUA

BEAUTIFUL DUA:

Ya Allah!

jo merey muqaddar mein nahi likha, us ki koshish aur tamanna mein mujhy mubtala na krna,

aur jo taqdeer mein likh dia hai, usay asan bana dey.

Ya Allah!

Mujhy us kam k liye fursat dena, jis kam k liye ap ny mujhy paida kiya.

Aur us kam me masroof na honay dena, jiski zimy-daari ap ny khud li hai.

Ya Allah!

Har haal me shukar karny ki taufeeq ata farma, Aur eeman pe zindgi aur eeman pe mout ata farma.

(Aameen)

ASALAM.O.ALIKUM.

On This January

On 1st January,

when Moon Sets and Sun Rises,
the world would wake up to a new dawn,
i wish all my friends and
family live long and to
witness 100 such dawns.

Happy new Year

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Sucessfully Rejected

Some lines 4rm

*..amarbail..*byUMERA AHMAD

“duniya main larkiyon se zaida ahmaq koi aur nhe hota…

Khushfehmi ka aghaz aur ikhtataam hum he pr hota hai..sari umer hum “mohbt” ki besaakhiyon ka intezar krti rehti hain..takay zndagi k race shuru kr sakain..

hamain her mard k bary main ye khushfehmi hoti hai k wo aye ga..

hamain daikhay ga..aur hamara ho jaye ga..

Koi hum se hamdardi kary to hamain khushfehmi hony lagti hai..

Koi hamari tareef kary to wo hamain apni muthi main qaid nazar anay lagta hai..

Koi hamary sath waqt guzaray to hamary hosh-o-hawaas apny thikaany pr nhe rhtay

Hum main Maturity sirf tab aati hai..jb hamain REJECT kiya jata hai…!!

Dedicated to all innocent girls…

Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…?
Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain

Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…?
Girl: Sirf 90%

Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi
Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde
Pass ho Jande Ne……..

khushiyon ka hajoom

Hajoom itna ho teri zindagi mein khushion ka

Ay dost

Ghum guzarna bhi chahay to usay rasta na milay

Sher ka Bet

Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

Khane ke baad

Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) ne farmaya.

“Jo shaks khanay k bad al-hamdu lilla keh kr 1 bar sura e ikhlas yani qul ho allaho ahad perh ley us k ghar me rizk ki dolat bharey gi or kabhi faqa na ho ga.or jb tak wo khana tumharey pait me rahay ga is khanay ka hr zra Allah ka zikar krta rahay ga js ki barkat se tumhara chehra munawar rahay ga.”

Sham e judai ki inteha

Woh wasl tha k sham-e-judai ki intehaa

Ik badnaseeb raat ki bahon main marr gya

Ishara kr dia

Pisal gaya jo tera name gir gaya yun zameen par . . .

Ishara kr dia rub, ne wo tere hath se gaya . . .

A Simple Friend Thinks

A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that its not a friendship until after youve had a fight.

3 Dost

3 Dost thay,
Kallu,Billu,Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.
Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.
(‘.’)

Most Dangerous ALphabet is W Wapda

The most dangerous ALphabet is

W Bcoz All Worries start with W

Who
Why
What
When
Which
Where
Wrong
Wedding
War
Weapon
Wine
Women
Wife &

now WAPDA 😛

Sardar talking with her wife

Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.

Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: BV se

Dost herat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tmhari jo hy

If Friends Were Flowers

If friends were flowers,
I would not pick you.
I will let you grow in the garden,
and cultivate you with love,
and care so i can keep you
as a friend forever

Girls are Over Imaginative

A boy sends a text
Boy : Hey
Girl (to herself): OMG..he just texted me..I wondr wat he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he’s mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should just answer him, dnt want to keep him waitin..well maybe I’ll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..no, thats too obvious. Could this mean he’s into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don’t care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him? huh.. I’m gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y’s? No thats stupid. 2 y’s work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: Heyy !!!
Boy: meri proxy lga dena kal:p:o

Urdu Sagar Poetry Sms

Chal Na Sagar kisi anjan si Basti main chlain..

Is nagar Main To Sabhi Ham Say khafa Rahte hen.

Funny Sheikh Sms

1 sheikh Haj per gaya zor zor se Dua manhne laga.

“Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY”

Warna Mera 2 LakHH Wapis ker de.    😀

A New Dawn Has Come

A New Dawn Has Come,
The Sun Is About To Sprout In The East,
What A Jubilation To All Of Us,
Yeah Wish You A Cool New Year

1 din pachtaey ge

Arz kiya hai mat kar mera peecha, 1 din pachtaey ga

Ab gaur farmiye:

Tu mat tukhra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtaey gi

usi tehlay per barten manjti nazar aaey gi.

Mene Socha Tm Miss Kr Rhi Hogi

Larka: Mene socha Tm Miss Kr rhi hogi, Call Krlon.
Larki: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghnte Phle ki thi Wo?
Larka:

Sorry Ghalti se dobara Tmhara Nmber Mila dia..

Aadat Hi Nahi

Kya Pata Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hain

Unhain Aadat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.

Ek Lamha

Ek Lamha Meri Zindagi Veeran Kar gaya
Aesi Hawa Chali ke Sunsaan Kar gaya
Chalta tha jo mere saath satth Saaye ki Tarah
Bichra wo is Adaa se ke Hairaan Kar gaya

Mujha Bus Wo

Usey Barish pasand Hai.

Mujha Barish Mein Wo…

Usey Hasna Pasand Hai..

Mujhe Hastey Houe Wo…

Usey Bolna Pasand Hai..

Mujha Boltay Houi Wo…

Usey Sub Kuch Pasand Hai…

Aur Mujha Bus Wo….

Always way for you

A junior in office dialed his boss extension by mistake & said:

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min.

Boss Shouted: Do u know whom you are talking to?

Jr: No!

Boss: I m the BOSS.

Jr (in same tone) do you know whom you are Talking to?

Boss: No!

J: THANK GOD (& disconnected)

Moral: Be cool.. there is always way for you

Do not complaint about other

D0nt C0mplaint aB0uT 0thrz.. just Change urSelf…

Bec0z its eazY t0 pR0tct y0ur fEet wid slipPers rather than cArPeting da wh0le earth..!

gud mrning

Tark-e-taluq

~Seekh liya Hum ne bhi ab Tark-e-taluq krna~

~Mohabat detey detey Hum ne apni qadar kho di~

Wishing 14th August

Wishing u a Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Barhiya – Special
Ek dum Mast & Happy
Bole To ek dum Jhakas
*Happy Independence Day*

Every Wife Is Mistress

Every wife is a ‘mistress’ of her husband.
‘MISS for one hour &
‘STRESS’ for 23 hours everyday..

Bus President Buna do

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

Bus mujhe President buna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon ga

Waqt Kehta hai

“PAISA”

Kehta hy mujhe hasil karo or sab ko bhula do.

“WAQT”

Waqt kehta hy mere peeche chalo, baqi sab ko bhula do.

“MUSTAQBIL”

Kehta hy mere liye koshish karo or sab ko bhula do.

“ALLAH”

sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo, Main tumhen sab kuch de dunga.

SUBHANALLAH…!!

Always Be Happy And

Always be happy
and
always wear a smile;
because
life is full of reasons to smile
so
people might say
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KANJAR buhat khush hai 😀

Ramadan Mubarak!

May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
Ramadan Mubarak!

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Essay on My Best Friend

Teacher: today we r going to write 10 lines on MY BEST FRIEND.

After few minutes A boy stands up

mam SHODAY ko English me kya bolte hn? 😉

Its Your Birthday Time Again

Its your birthday time again;
Its true; theres no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that Im not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Heres what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthdays the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday

Kabhi Choti Choti Khushyan

Kabhi choti choti khushyan bhi bari lagti hain
aur kabhi kisi bari khushi ka ek chota sa ehsas bhi
sahi tarah nahin ho pata.

Being Deeply Loved By Someone

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Way to Heart

The best way to a woman heart is by saying those three words

You lost weight

Truck se Neche A Ke

Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke husband

truck ke neeche aakar papad ban gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya zarurat hai, neeche se sarka do

Radd e bala ka

Koi taveez ho radd-e-bala ka,
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merey peechay taleem par gai hai

Funny Love Story

A LOVE STORY

Lux & Rexona were lovers

lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street

Lux’s dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal

But Rexona’s dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona’s marriage in Dove Marriage hall.

Rexona’s uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.

1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins

they named them Johnson & Johnson.

Moral:

Main nay saaray soaps kay naam yaad karwa diye hain,

ab to naha Loo0o…(…..)

Raaz Afsha Ni Kerte

Chalo tum raaz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahi kartey
Suno jisko chaha jaye Usey chhora nahi kartey
Jisey shaffaf rakhna ho Usey maila nahi kartey
Jo bus jata hai dharkan main Usey bhoola nahi kartey
Kisi ko dil detey waqt Bohat socha nahi kartey
Jo pehley se hi tanha ho Usey tanha nahi kartey
Suno Yaadein satati hain Magar Roya nahi kartey
Suno Tum YAAD aate ho Aur HUM SOYA NAHI KARTAY…

Best Good Morning SMS

“Ego” Is The Only Requirement To Destroy Any Relationship-
So Be The Bigger Person; & Skip The ”E” And Let It ”Go”…:-)
Good Morning;
Have a lovely day

Rafaqat Kab Badalti Hai

Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He

Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub Badalti He

Tumhi Ko Chahte Hein Aur Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hein

Ye He Barson Ki Adat Aur Adat Kub Badalti He

Non sense

“Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses”

And makes you a Complete “Non sense”

Ache Logo Sa Dosti

Hamesha sachy
“LOGON” se Dosti  rakho..
Q k wo “ACHAY”  Dino me
“sarmaya”
aur “Burey” dino men “Muhafiz” hoty han.

Definition of Happy Birthday

DeFiNiTiOn Of BiRtHdAy:
The only day in uR life, when u cRied & uR motheR wa$ $miling………..!

Friendship Will Never End

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Future Husband

Child said 2 a Salesgirl in a sweets shop:
Miss! Will u marry me when I grow up?
Girl smiled n said: Yes.
Child: Can u give ur future husband a free chocolate?

Eik shaam likh do

Ye dil udaas hai bahut koi paighaam hi likh do
tum apna naam na likho chalo gumnaam hi likh do

Meri kismat me gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
tamam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do

Ye janta hoon ke umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai
magar pal do pal, ghadi do ghadi meray naam hi likh do

Chalo hum maan lete hain saza ke mustahiq thehre
koi inaam na likho, koi ilzaam hi likh do

Ankhon ke qasam

Teri Ankhon Ki Qasam Zindgi Samjha Hai Tujhey.

Tujh Ko Kuch Soch K Sansun Mein Sharakat Di Hai..

Crush would be useless

Its a FACT whether you Agree or Disagree
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Crushes would be USELESS, if you dont have a best friend
to talk about them

A Month Of Special Blessings

Ramzan
A month of
Special Blessings from Almighty Allah,
Roza,
Namaaz,
Holy Quran recitation,
Taraveeh
n
A month to do the best wd all….!

Insan ke Gunah

Woh Gunah Jis Se Insan Par Lanat Hoti Hai Woh Jhoot Hai.

Woh Gunah Jis Se Pakar Hoti Hai Woh Zulam Hai

Woh Gunah Jis Se Rizq Band Hota Hai Woh Zina Hai

Woh Gunah Jis Se Neematen Kam Hoti Han Woh Takabur Hai