Thursday, December 31, 2015

wafa ki Roshni UTAAR de

Mere Wajood me wafa ki Roshni UTAAR de,


Phir itna pyar de k mujhe Chahton me MAAR de


Bohot udaas tha so uth k tere pas aa gaya


Kuch aisi Baat kar jo Mere DIL ko QARAAR de,


Suna hai teri ek NAZAR Sanwarti hai Zindagi,


Jo ho sake toh Aaj Tu meri Zindagi SANWAAR de.

Full charge rehta hai

Tujhse breakup ka ek faida t0 huwa hai…!!
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ph0ne ab 3 4 din tak full charge rehta hai… 😀 :p

Pepsi lene ni jana

Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli


Dulha bola ,
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tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Rok To Lon In Ankhon Ko

Rok To Lon In Ankhon Ko Tjhy Dekhny Se,
Mager Is Dil Ka Kiya Kron Jo Dharakta Hai Srf Tery Liye…

Monday, December 28, 2015

Samna Kre

GreatWords….


* Pareshani Halaat Se Nhi Khayalaat Se Peda Hoti Hy.


*Bhtren Ankh Wo Hy Jo Haqekat Ka Samna Kre.


* Dunia Me Sb Se Mushkil Kam Apni Islaah Krna Hy Or Sb Se Asaan Kam Dusre Pr Tnqed Krna.


*Nafrat Dil Ka Pagalpan Hy


* Insan Zindagi Se Mayos Ho To Kamyabi B Nakami Nazar Ati Hy.


* Jab insan ki aqal kamil ho jati hy to us ki guftugu mukhtasir ho jati hy.!

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Love in the air

Love is in the air?


Wrong


Nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide are in the air

Friday, December 25, 2015

Today Modern basanti

Modern basanti


Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,


Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man..:p 😀 :O

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Micheal Jackson Aur Pakistani Awam

Kya Michael Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
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Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani “AWAM” krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Tanhayan

Lo ho gya fesla rahon ke bdlne ka is virane mein


bnaay the hmne kbi wo nishan mitte mitt emit gay


Rahnmae agr tere bas mein na thi to raste se btkaya ku


Manzil tme na mili or chlte chlte hm be dm tor gaay

Friday, December 18, 2015

writing vs typing speed

Exams should be given on either facebook or on
phone instead of sheets,
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Todays students have more typing speed than writing speed..:-P

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Wellwisher

“Wellwisher is not who meets u daily & talks to u daily.


Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meets u but always thinks of u & ur Hapiness…!

Short cut cute

Short cut cute:


Empty messages
also looked very
pretty if you like
the sender”;-)

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Dua Ki soorat Mein

Dua Ki soorat Mein Uss Ki Khaatir


Jo meray honton se lafz nikaly


Jo mari Aankhon se ashk niklay


Unhi k badley Mein ae KHUDAYA


Jab bhi us ka naseeb likhna


UROOJ likhna


KAMAL likhna


Kabhi na harf-e-ZAWAL likhna


Khusiyan likhna


or us ki umr-e-draaz likhna

Thursday, December 10, 2015

A Creative Man Is Motivated

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve,
not by the desire to beat others.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Dekh ke Message Humara

Phir na kahna ke Mainay bhula Dia hay,


ab na koi bahana Tumhare hoga.


Dekh kar Msg Hamara Aapko Muskurana hoga.


EID_MUBARAK

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