Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

Mohabbat be aik naiki

Ye muhabaat bhi aik naiki hay
Awo darya me daal atay hain

Ganwa Baithey

koun ujhra hoga bhari dunia main hamari tarha

aaaaaaaaammmmmiiiiirrrr

wo bhi na mila hum ko our khud ko bhi ganwa baithey……..

Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani,
Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada.

Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

Jis k Bina

“wådå ñå kärø ågär nihbä na sako”

“Chaho na uskø jiskö tum paa na sakø”

“Dø§t duñiya me bohat hote hain

mgr”

“Ek dost rakho jis k bina
Tum muskura na $akø.:-D

Log Kahtay Ha K Mohabbat

Log Kahtay ha K Mohabbat
Ek Bar Hoti ha,
Galib
Lekin na Janay me Jab bi Usay
Dakhta hun to Muja Har bar
Mohabbat Ho Jati ha.

POETRY & ESSAY

Difference between POETRY & ESSAY.
Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is an “Essay”!! :-D.

Naiki ker ke

SONEHRI BAAT

NAIKI Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo

Jaisay Log Shadi Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain.

Winter ka Taza Kalaam

Winter ka Taza Kalaam..

Arz kiya hai..

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Alag alag kambal mein so rahay thay Mehmod-o Ayaaz,

Full speed men pankha chala k bhaag gaya Faraz.

Best Thing About Time

The best thing abt BAD TIME is that,

“It gives us opportunity to realise who is really sincere with us
and who is just having a formal relation.”

SIR PeECHeY Se….

2 bachay examinatin hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek bachay ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bachay ne kaha

“SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He”

Tussi Hasde Yo Sanu Hasaan Vaaste

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Test Proved a Women

Recent Tests proved a women

I will be ready in five minutes.

and a man, I will be home in five minutes

are exactly the same.