New Is The Year

New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Copying of wife

Wife: U had lunch?

Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch?

Wife : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.

Wife: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?

Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch

BURI SUHBAT Ka DOST

BURI SUHBAT k DOSTON se kanty ache hain jo 1 bar zAKHAM dety hain .

“Agr tum ALLAH ki IBADAT NAHI kar skty to GUNAH KRNA b chhor do

The One Who Hides

The one who hides his sorrow becomes a comedian,
the one who doesnt becomes a poet…

Technology has its own limitations

Technology has its own limitations…

‘Google may be the most powerful search engine,

but can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost at masjid. . . . !!

Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok

Hasde Ne Avein, Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok,
Milde Ne Avein, Mil Ke Juda Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Pal Do Pal Di Mohabbat Nu Umra Da Sath Na Samjhna,
Mohabbat Vi Karde Ne, Te Khafa Vi Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Naseeban Ch Pyar Nahi Si, Jo Mainu Milya Hi Nahi,
Kar Ke Izhaar E Mohabbat Vi Beparvah Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Hun Kis Ton Shikva Kariye Apni Mohabbat Da,
Kar Ke Wafa Da Vaada, Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok…

Saza-e-ishq mili

Junoon-e-ishq tha to kat jati thi raat baaton main
“WASI”
Saza-e-ishq mili to har lamha sadiyun jaisa lagnay laga.

Husan deta hay

Khuda jab Husan deta hay,
Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay..
Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay

Manzil ki Tarf

:::::::”.GHAZAL.”::::::::::

Apni muhabbat pr buht naz tha mujhe

Is men hoga dhoka kabi soucha na tha:

hum ne khud ko bhula diya us ki chahat men

wo hum ko bhula dega kabi soucha na tha:

wo mulaqaten, wo qasmen, wo waden

Sab dikhawa hoga kabi soucha na tha:

dikha k khubsorat khuwab hum ko

Phir khud hi tor dega kabi soucha na tha:

khud chal kr hamare sath manzil ki tarf

Phir tanha chor dega kabi soucha na tha~_~

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

Yu Toh Saath Rehkar Bhar
Bhi Koi Saath Nahi Rahta

Kehne Ko Bahut Kuch Hota Hai,
Par Ankaha Reh Jata Hai

Bichad Jane Par Bhi,
Fariyaad Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai,

Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas
Toh Yaadein Aati Hai

Zindagi Ek Safar Hai Guzar Hi Jayega,
Waqt Toh Waqt Hai Kat Hi Jayega.

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,

Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai

Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

Apni Hi Aawaz Ko

Apni Hi Aawaz Ko Be_Shak Kaan Mein Rakhna
Lekin Shehar Ki Khamoshi Bhi Dhiyan Mein Rakhna..

Dress Code 4 A Party Is Black Ties

Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Hajj Mubarak Wish

May Allah blessing light your way, strengthen
your faith and bring joy to your heart as you
praise and serve Him today, tomorrow and always.

Hajj Mubarak

Bohat Hoon Udaas Woh Pas Nai

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi
Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi
Pal pal hai guzarta us ki yadon mein
Woh hai mera kuch ehsaas nahi
Hon gy or dost us k maloom nahi
Bus us k siwa mera koi khas nahi
Dil ka dard ab kaisy ho kam
Us k siwa ab aata kuch raas nahi
IMTIAZ to us ki sochon mein hai gum
Kia ho raha hai hosho hawas nahi

From: Rabbia

Phulon Wali Chaddi

larki apne Boy Friend Ko Bta rhi Thi

Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain .

Larka:
Bs Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo 15 rupay ki Phulon Wali Chaddi Nzar arhi Hai.

Koi Muntazir ha

Koi Muntazir ha Us ka kitni Shiddat se FARAZ,

Wo janta ha mager Anjaan bana rehta ha….

From Bangladesh to Afridi

Kuch tu taras kiya hota hai

ae zalim pathan

Kia mila tjhe hamari phool

jaisi bachiyan rula kar

From Bangladesh

Funny Pathan ka Roza

Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya

FROM: Asma zafar

Shahbaz sharif wala Laptop

Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !
And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.

Funny Zubeda Aapa

Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

“samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga..

Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..

MBA student ne Memory Card phenka, JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia!

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli: “Chal Beta Ghr Chal, Boht Kaam Para Hai”

JIN Shocked

AAAPA ROCKED

Geet Gate Hai Hm

Geet gate hai hm,
Gungunate hai hm!
Gayb na ho jaye mere desh ka naujawan,
Hme hi toh Vande Matram, ke swar se,
Jhanda lehrana hai!
Happy independence day

Precious Gift

“Forgiveness is the precious lubricant that keeps all our relations smooth and friction free.”

Good mornig

Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha

Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,
Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,
Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,
Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha