Thursday, April 30, 2015

Best Dua Sms For All

“”AY “ALLAH PAK” poori dunia main jitne log hen sab ko hidayet ata farma aur jo bemar hen ya preshan hen tu un sab ko apne karam se maaf farma or un ki bemari or dono jahan ke preshaniyon ko khatam farma,
or
Ay “ALLAH PAK” jis ne mje ye dua send ki us ko b hidayet ata farma aur us k tamam gunahon ko maf farma or us ke qismat achi ker or dunya aur akherat mai kamiyabi ata farma.”Ameen”
apny lye zror dua krwaeye .Na jany kis ki zuban sy ap ki taqdeer sanwar jae
<Aameen>

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

watching Fashi0n TV

A Father was watching Fashi0n TV,
suddenly his younger Son came . , . . &
Father diplomatically said:
‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hen,kapre lene k lye b paise nhi’
Son: ‘ Is se b ghareb dekhni hai to CD hai mere pas’ 😉

Monday, April 27, 2015

Girls Loudest cry

silence is a girls Loudest cry


but no one not a single person tries to understand it


but instead force them to speak !!!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Relationship Should Erase

Your Relationship Should Erase


Your Tears Not Your Smile,


Love Shouldnt Hurt..


It Heals..

ALLAH per bhaorsa

“Agr ALLAH pr bharosa kro jesa k haq ha to wo tumko


aesay RIZQ da ga jesay parindo ko deta hai k subah khali pait ja k sham ko pait


bhar k atay hain.”

Cold Drink Pine Ka Mood

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,


Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!


Uska khun garam hoga.


Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Misbah ne last bal pe 6 marne ki koshish ki

KaL Misbah ne last bal pe 6 marne ki koshish ki to wo gir gya or us k andr sy awaz i: “Hm Maazrat khuwa hain” Ap k system m matluba sahulat moujood nhi. 😀

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Expensive gift

“Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don’t expect it from Cheap People”

Taluq tor Aya

Shikista aainu ki kirchian achi nhi lagti….
Mujy khali baton ki seepian achi nhi lagti….


Us sy yeh keh k ta’luq tor aya hu….


Meri jan! Mjy zidi ladkian achi nhi lagti…


From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)

Friday, April 17, 2015

Ye Larki jo

Aey Allah! Ye Larki jo msg parh rhi hy, ye bht achi aur pyari hy, iski zndgi khushiyon se bhar dena, isko bht agay barhana jtni usko umeeden hyn us sy zyada iski madad krna or iski zndgi men ujala bharna or Tu iska nasib acha krna. Aameen!! Ye msg hr us larki ko bhejen jo apko pyari hay….!

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

U R The Most CUTE

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, dont misunderstand.
.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Sohne Sohne Nain-Naksh Usde

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Ghusal ke kitne faraaiz

Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??


Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?


Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.


Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4


Molvi: Shabaash


Kon Kon Sy ??
.
.
.
.
Pathan: TAAP, DaBa, Sabun ty Toliya..!

Friday, April 10, 2015

Sirf Lafzon Se Iqrar Hota Nahi

Sirf lafzon se iqrar hota nahi
ik janib se hi pyaar hota nahi
main tumhein yaad rakhne ki khaoon kasam
tum mujhko na bhulane ka wada karo

Monday, April 6, 2015

4 Hasti Duniya Mein

4 Hasti Duniya Mein sub se Ziada Roi Hain


1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S) Jannat se Nikalny Pr.
2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S) Apne Betay Hazrat Yousuf (A.S) Ki Judai Mein.
3=Hazrat Yahyah (A.S) Khaufe Khuda Mein.
4=Hazart M0hammad-e- Mustafa (S.A.A.W) Apni Ummat Ki Fikar Me


Ho ske to Darood parh k frwd kr den. *ASSALAM O ALAIKUM*

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Meri Duaayon Tum Ho

Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey,
Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Height Of Bad Luck

Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Cant Touch My Cheeks

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...