Monday, March 30, 2015

Everyday We Are Closer To Death

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
Ur Walking & U See A Lion Infront Of U


U Run To Get Away From It Until U See A Cliff.


U See A Rope So U Climb Down
But At The Bottom U See A Crocodile.


Then U See Black & White Mice Nibbling The Rope.
U See No Escape & Feel Scared.


Then Drops Of Honey Begin To Drip
Into Ur Mouth From A Honeycomb Above.


Due To The Sweetness Of The Honey
U Forget About The Danger Around U.


This Is How We’re Living
Our Lives.


The Lion Is Malik-Ul-Maut (Angel Of Death)
The Crocodile Is Our Grave Which We Forget About Which Is Where We Will End Up.


The Black & White Mice Are Days & Nights That Pass By Everyday.


Honey Is The World
(Dunya).
We are So Engrossed In The Love Of This World
That We Fail To Remember That Everyday We are Closer To Death.


Think!

Never Worry About The Size

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

Ye Kon Sa Station Hai

Ek ladki train se utarkar santa se puchhti he….!!


Yah koun sa station he ???
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Santa ne socha, socha, aur bahut socha.
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Fir bola…. Bahen ji…..


Ye railway station he…..

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Pathan Ne Kafan

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.


Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyun…?


Kyun K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha


Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Kà Kafan FREEEE…!!

Friday, March 27, 2015

Should Get Rich

I think every body should get rich


and famous and do everything they


ever dreamed of so they can see that


it is not the Answer


-Actor Jim Carrey

Ek Police Officer

Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
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Socho
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Ek POLICE OFFICER..

Thursday, March 26, 2015

2012 Rajab Sms in Urdu

Nabi karim (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) ka irshad hay


“jo koi allah ki raza or khushnoodi kay liay Rajab may aik roza bhi rakh laita hay wo jannat may dakhil ho jata hay”.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Guzre Hue Examz Ko Yaad Na Krna

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,


Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,


Jo hoga wo to hoga,


Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Wo Jo Jaagte Hain

Wo jo jaagte hain
Tanha raton mein
kisi k liye…


Wohi jaante hain
kisi ko Khone ka
Dard kya hota hai…!!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Banta Owned A Factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?


Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Nargis paon choo ker

Nargis peer k paon choo kar boli:


baba ji koi changi mat deo


Peer ji: O bibi burka pa k aaya kar


Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

Mera Roza Hai

A girl fel down from 80th flor a
boy caught her on 60 flor and asked him wil u hug me?


She say, not boy drop her


She was caught on 30 flor by another
boy he asked wil u kis me? She say, not at all he droped her too.


She prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5 flor
she imediately say ok i wil hug u and kis u


The boy droped her and say…
Astagfirullah!!
“mera roza hy”

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

FIFA has announced 2014 worldcup

Congrats GUYZ!
FIFA has announced 2014 worldcup in Pakistan


AND


Naseebo laal will sing the official song…


“WAKA WAKA GUJRA WAY, FUT’BALARA WAY”

Monday, March 16, 2015

Mir ke abyat the kuch Faiz k Misre

us sham wo rukhsat ka saman yad rahega
wo shahar wo kucha wo makan yad rahega
wo tis k ubhri thi idhar yaad rahegi
wo dard k utha tha yahan yaad rahega
ham shauq k shole ki lapak bhul jayenge
wo shama-e-fasurda ka dhuan yaad rahega
kuch mir k abyat the kuch faiz k misre
ik dard ka tha jin main bayan yaad rahega
jan bakhsh si thi us gulbarg ki tarawat
wo lams-e-aziz-e-do-jahan yaad rahega
ham bhul sak hain na tujhe bhul saknge
tu yad rahega hamen han yad rahega

10 Lakh ke Car me

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai
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Dad: Car..??
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Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
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Dad : Ye le 10 RS.
48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! 😛
Daddy rocks
beta shockd 😀

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Shidaat e Dard

Shiddat-e-dard se shikayat nhi meri wafa


Jin se rishte gehre hon vo zakhm bhe gehre dete hai

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Friday, March 6, 2015

I Plan To Continue It In 2013

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013.

Khuda se baat

Jab main chahtha hon ke KHUDA


se baat karon to mai NAMAZ partha hon.


Aur jab mai chahtha hon k “khuda” mujh se


baat karay to mai “QURAN” partha hon


HAZART ALI (R.A)

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”


HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!

Monday, March 2, 2015

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,


Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,


Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar….


Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai

Saans ruk gye hai

Zinda raha to Yaad tum ko Karta rahunga,
Bhool jaon To Samajh lena ke Saans ruk gai hai.

Power Of Mind

“God gave you a body that can stand almost evreything,
its your mind you have to convince.”

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...