Mere Wajood me wafa ki Roshni UTAAR de,
Phir itna pyar de k mujhe Chahton me MAAR de
Bohot udaas tha so uth k tere pas aa gaya
Kuch aisi Baat kar jo Mere DIL ko QARAAR de,
Suna hai teri ek NAZAR Sanwarti hai Zindagi,
Jo ho sake toh Aaj Tu meri Zindagi SANWAAR de.
Tujhse breakup ka ek faida t0 huwa hai…!!
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ph0ne ab 3 4 din tak full charge rehta hai… 😀 :p
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli
Dulha bola ,
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tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?
Rok To Lon In Ankhon Ko Tjhy Dekhny Se,
Mager Is Dil Ka Kiya Kron Jo Dharakta Hai Srf Tery Liye…
GreatWords….
* Pareshani Halaat Se Nhi Khayalaat Se Peda Hoti Hy.
*Bhtren Ankh Wo Hy Jo Haqekat Ka Samna Kre.
* Dunia Me Sb Se Mushkil Kam Apni Islaah Krna Hy Or Sb Se Asaan Kam Dusre Pr Tnqed Krna.
*Nafrat Dil Ka Pagalpan Hy
* Insan Zindagi Se Mayos Ho To Kamyabi B Nakami Nazar Ati Hy.
* Jab insan ki aqal kamil ho jati hy to us ki guftugu mukhtasir ho jati hy.!
Modern basanti
Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man..:p 😀 :O
Kya Michael Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
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Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani “AWAM” krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.
Lo ho gya fesla rahon ke bdlne ka is virane mein
bnaay the hmne kbi wo nishan mitte mitt emit gay
Rahnmae agr tere bas mein na thi to raste se btkaya ku
Manzil tme na mili or chlte chlte hm be dm tor gaay
Exams should be given on either facebook or on
phone instead of sheets,
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Coz
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Todays students have more typing speed than writing speed..:-P
“Wellwisher is not who meets u daily & talks to u daily.
Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meets u but always thinks of u & ur Hapiness…!
Dua Ki soorat Mein Uss Ki Khaatir
Jo meray honton se lafz nikaly
Jo mari Aankhon se ashk niklay
Unhi k badley Mein ae KHUDAYA
Jab bhi us ka naseeb likhna
UROOJ likhna
KAMAL likhna
Kabhi na harf-e-ZAWAL likhna
Khusiyan likhna
or us ki umr-e-draaz likhna
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve,
not by the desire to beat others.
Phir na kahna ke Mainay bhula Dia hay,
ab na koi bahana Tumhare hoga.
Dekh kar Msg Hamara Aapko Muskurana hoga.
EID_MUBARAK
Night is nice gift. So open the
gift by closing your eyes. You’ll
experience a another world waiting
for you.
Enjoy the sweet dreams and have a
GOOD NIGHT Friends
Aankhon ka rang baat ka lehja badal giya,
Woh shakhs ek rat main kitna badal giya,
Qadmon talay jo rait bichi thi woh chal pari,
Us nay churaya haath to sehra badal giya,
Koi bhi cheez apni jagah par nahen rahi,
Jatay hi ek shakhs k kiya kiya badal giya,
Hairat say saray lafz usay dekhtay rahay,
Baaton main apni baat ko kaisay badal giya,
Shayad wafa k khail say ukta gaya tha woh,
Manzil k pass aa k jo rasta badal gya.
Ab Koi Nahi Jo Apna Ho, Kehny Ko Hain Insan Bohat
Ay Kaash Wo Waaapis Aa Jaaye Ye Dil Hai Ab Sunsaan Bohat
I Dont Like to Take
Right Decisions..!!!
I Take Decisions
and Make Them
Right
Mohammad Ali Jinnah
25th December
Happy Quaid Day
Jiju ur Bubbli
Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
.
Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
.
Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja hai
FROM: Asma Zafar
Pathan went 4 interview
Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro
General Knowledge
1) Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kiran Sirf 1 Bar Parri Ab Qayamat Tak Nahi Parregi.?
Ans: Darya-E-Neel Ka Centre..
2) Wo Kya Hai Jo Piya Jata Hai Khaya Nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa
3) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Or Jannat Men Jayega.?
Ans: firon Ki Biwi Aasia.
4) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Or Jahannum Men Jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (Lizard).
5) Insan K Jism Men Rooh K Rahnay Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.?
Ans: Shehrag.
Plz Share It Wid Ur Frndz..
” NICE WORDS ”
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Insan Apni Toheen Maaf Ker Sakta Ha’
Bhool Nahi Sakta”
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“Jis Sy Mohabbat Ki Jaye Us Sy Muqabla Nahi Kiya Jata”
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“Kabhi Na Girna Kaamal Nahi’
Balkey
Gir K Sambhal Jana Kaamal Ha”
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” Kisi Ko Paa Leina Mohabbat Nahi’
Balkey
Kisi K DiL Mein Jaga Bna Leina Mohabbat Ha”
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“Kisi Sy Rooz Mil K Batain Kerna Dosti Nahi’
Balkey Kisi Sy Bicher K Yaad Rakhna
DOSTI hay.
There comes a time in your life that you may be wondering what exactly is dosti Shayari in Urdu language, as people search dosti Shayari Urdu which means they are looking for friendship poems and poetry. Relationships between people, family, lovers and friends are always so complicated that some time was left very confused as radical point that we do not know what friendship is all about.
The best way to explore this phenomenon is through dosti Urdu Shayari. At first you may be skeptical and will not see the connection between the two, but as you dig deeper and read hundreds of them dosti Shayari you can come to the right conclusion. Although this is a broad topic the true meaning of friendship is very simple: to care for someone who is close to us. Also there are many words about sad love shayari related to dosti, it is true that most of those shayari are sad, because we only turn to them when we are unhappy and we want to find comfort by reading these words meaningful. In most cases people who are happy friendship really do not think about what is happening in their lives, this is just the start to bug them when they have a crisis.
History is witness to the fact that it is old dosti most trusted link in the world since time immemorial. What really counts on him and maybe the aura of this connection is that it does not require anything from us. This is a perfect definition of respect and friendship cannot be withdrawn superficially. Come, let this friendship day to celebrate it in a completely different way and give our guest a pleasant surprise and let him / her know that you care for him / her. We can give you some greater than the largest celebration of ideas dosti days will never cease to amaze your friend or you. You can always amaze him / her a wonderful cake beautiful day or day Shayari dosti friendship flower arrangements. It is the day to observe your friendship and make your friend feel special. One day when we take time especially for our friends, no matter where we are Friendship is a gift, like a delicate flower, it needs care and love to nurture and take over.
So why not share some lovely gifts with your friend / s in this day and send dosti dosti day Shayari on your wants and friends phones. You can choose from a wide range of gifts friendship day available in the markets. You can buy flowers for friendship. You can also arrange a party and celebrate your relationship with cake dosti day.
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Kuch asey log hongay jin ko jannat me janay
ka hukum diya jaye ga lakin wo JANNAT ka raasta
bhol jaengay ye wo Log hai jin k samne
Ap RASOOL (S.A.W.W) ka name liya jaye aur wo DAROOD SHARIF na bhejen
Allah aap sab ki sari jayaz tamannaye puri kare.
is ramzaan me meri yahi dua hai.
& HAPPY RAMZAAN & upcoming EID
karo phr se koi wada kabhi na phir bicharny ka….!!
tumhain kya farq parta hai, chalo phr sai mukar jana…..!!
Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
This message has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
A very meaningful thought of humanity….
Read it twice
You can only hurt a heart till it loves you, not after it
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
From: Asma Zafar
Humaray Pyare Nabi Pak (PBUH) Ki Juma Ki Sunnatain:
Acha Libas Pehnna
Ghusal Karna
Khushbu Lagana
Miswak Karna
Surma Lagana
Sura Kahf Ki Tilawat Karna
Agr Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Batain To, Ajar Milega.
Jumma Mubarak.
Ay Khuda rok dena meri saanso ko us waqt,,
Jab wo mujay chor kar kisi or ka honay lagay.
Humay kya pata ta k muhabat may insan anda hojata hay…
Pehle hum ne yakeen nhi kiya lekn jab ap k bewafai dekhi to yakeen hua…..
Khair dil chota na kr ye hota hay zindagi may
Jab wafa se nafrat ho jayi gi to bewafao ki yad ayegi…
What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls
and “not” there in babies???
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The Letter “L”
what u thinking..?? dirty mind
I am smiling not because i am stronger
than my problems.
I am smiling because my God is stronger than my problems.
Jo meri ankhon sy khawab dekho
tou ek be shab na so sako gay
k lakh chaho na huns sako gay
hazaar chaho na ro sako gay
k khuwaab kia hain azaab hain yeh
mere dukhuon ki kitaab hain yeh….
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out
letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
The greatest gift i ever had
came from God, i call him dad
Father is your first teacher
Height Of Surprise:
Girl:
Today is My Birthday,
Wat R U Gifting Me
Boy:
Can U See Dat Pink Car
On The Right Side Of The Road?
Girl:
Yah Yah
Boy:
I Am Gifting U Hair Pins
Of Dat Same Colour:-D
Larka (burqay wali ko cherty huy)
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
kesi ho meri Khalida
Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos
na dalda na khalida main hon teri Walda.:-)
Saza Ban Jati hai Guzre huwe waqt ki Yaadein
Najane Kyun Matlab k Liye Mehrban hoTe HaiN Logg..
Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.
We r al here 4 special reason.
Stop being a prisoner of ur past.
Become the architect of the future….Good morning
Ek Umar Beet Chali Hy Tujhey Chahtey Hoye
Tu Aaj Bhi Bey-Khabar Hy……… Kal Ki Tarha
Mera dil bhi kitna pagal hai yeh pyar toh tum say karta hai
per samny jab tum atay ho …kuch bhi kehnay say drta hai
Sahil per wo dekh rahi thi
Mit’ti banti rait ki lehar’ein
Rukti, chalti, bal khati aur thaki thaki si
Aur samandar aj bhi bilkul wesa hi tha
Heran heran thehra thehra
Tanhai key karb mein doba
Uljha uljha, piyasa piyasa
Shayad isey yaad aai phir sey
Ik kahani,
Jis mei ik choti si gurriya
Aik jazeray per rehti thi
Char’on aur sanata sa
Gurriya khod sey baat’ein kerti
Aksar in baat’on per hasti, aksar rooti
Kabhi kabhi wo thak si jati
Ik din soraj jaga to herat sey dekha
Gurriya ka chota sa ghironda
Dour dour tak kahi’n nahi tha
Mit’ti banti rait ki lehar’ein aur samandar
Souch rahi thi
Sagar ziyada gehra hai ya….?
Yak dam hoq si uthi man mein
Aur wo boli
Dil ka cheyt bohat gehra hai
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai
Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai
Har Raat Tujhy Bhool Jany Ka Irada Kar K So Jata Hoon,
Dost
Magar Meri Subha Ka Aghaz Mumkin Hi Nahi Teri Yad K Baghair.
Good Morning…!
is umar men itni b phurti achi nai faraz!
ak laat teri qabar men hai kuch to khyal kar
KHAMOSHI:
aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta
HASAD:
aisa aala jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy
SACHAI:
aisi dawa jski lazzat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy
ZAHANAT:
aisa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nhi lgta
KHUSH IKHLAQI:
aisi khushbu jo milon door se mhsos hoti hy.
Santa: My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.
koun ujhra hoga bhari dunia main hamari tarha
aaaaaaaaammmmmiiiiirrrr
wo bhi na mila hum ko our khud ko bhi ganwa baithey……..
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani,
Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada.
Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.
“wÃ¥dÃ¥ ñå kärø Ã¥gär nihbä na sako”
“Chaho na uskø jiskö tum paa na sakø”
“Dø§t duñiya me bohat hote hain
mgr”
“Ek dost rakho jis k bina
Tum muskura na $akø.:-D
Log Kahtay ha K Mohabbat
Ek Bar Hoti ha,
Galib
Lekin na Janay me Jab bi Usay
Dakhta hun to Muja Har bar
Mohabbat Ho Jati ha.
Difference between POETRY & ESSAY.
Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is an “Essay”!! :-D.
SONEHRI BAAT
NAIKI Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo
Jaisay Log Shadi Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain.
Winter ka Taza Kalaam..
Arz kiya hai..
.
Alag alag kambal mein so rahay thay Mehmod-o Ayaaz,
Full speed men pankha chala k bhaag gaya Faraz.
The best thing abt BAD TIME is that,
“It gives us opportunity to realise who is really sincere with us
and who is just having a formal relation.”
2 bachay examinatin hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek bachay ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bachay ne kaha
“SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He”
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Recent Tests proved a women
I will be ready in five minutes.
and a man, I will be home in five minutes
are exactly the same.
Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein Band Panchion Ko_
Mohsin
_Yaad Wohi Aate Hein Jo Urr Jate Hein_ . . .
Ghar jalaake mera ghar bana na sake,’,
z¡ndag¡ ban gay¡ chaahey mer¡ saza,’,
ph¡r b dekar unhen bad dua na sake,’,
ahl.e.saah¡l khare dekhte h¡ rahe,’,
doobne ka tamasha bacha na sake,’,
?¡l to taal¡b hamara yun toot gaya,’,
k dubaara k¡s¡ se ?¡l laga na sake::::A:::B:::G::::M
Jab b likhta hown dard ki khani
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meray aansoo meri tehreer mitta daitay hain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,//////////
Somtimes people r so assumptious..
U try to b sweet, they interpret it as flirting.
U try to b nice, they say u want sumthng in return.
U try to make them smile, they think u’r annoying.
U try to b confident & comfortable, they say u’r arrogant.
U try to show u like them, they say u’r jst playng around.
In such an assumptious world, no wonder it’s so difficult to live and to love…!
New Style 0f Good Night
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Mujh Pr Ek Ehsaan Karna,
Mujhe Neend Main Pareshan Mat Krna.
GUD 9!8..
Once upon a time there was a dog.
He was very hungry.
He ran here & there in search of money.
Suddenly he found Pakistan Samjh to gye ho ge!
This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.
Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz
Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy
(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)
Ya ALLAH Shabe Barat Ki Mubarak Raat
K Sadke Humain Baksh De
Aur Humari Duain Qabool Farma.
Meri Taraf Se Ap Sab Ko
Shabebarat Ke Mubarik Ho..
(15th Shaban urdu sms)
Bivi:
ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,
Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?
Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai @ @ 😉
LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING……
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING……..
Happy LOVING….
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Laugh …
And
The World
Laughs With You …
Snore
And
Sleep Alone … ;->
Gud Nite
Have Sweet Dreamz … =)
Lets Welcome The Year Which Is Fresh And New,
lets Cherish Each Moment It Beholds,
lets Celebrate This Blissful New Year.
Happy New Year….
A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem 😉
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing 😀
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem 😉
-U CAN B URSELF widout bothering what dat idiot wil think abt u
bcoz u know dat dey wil always b wid u:-)
So never leave your friends for your so-called love!
I Love u idiot.
Student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says
I Love yOuuu
Girlfrnd: is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student: its me, Talking tO my BEER, yOu Shut up :p :O 😀 😀
For my friends:
Its amazing when Strangers become friends but its sad when friends become strangers.
I never want to lose u as a friend…
I met u as a stranger, Now i have u as a friend…
I Hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends…
I may not b d most important person in ur life,
&
Surely im not!
But
I just hope that when u’ll hear my name,
U’ll smile and
say,
DOST hai Meri…
Sub So Gay Khushi khushi Apna Hal-a-Dil Suna kr, “MIAN”
Mera koi Nhe Jo Mujhe Kahe Tm Kyun Jag Rhy ho..!
Wife : barabar wali harr month baad apne husbnd ke sath 10 ,
10 din ke liye ghoomne jaati hai. Aap kbhi le ke gye ??
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Husbnd : Qasam se , mene to 3 , 4 baar bola magar maani hi nhe ! 😀 😛
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
Ramazan ka chand daikha,Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,Ap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with hisblessing in the holy month of Ramadan…
Es Be’Naam Se RishteY Ko Nibhao Kisi Din,
Jo Mil Jaye Kabhi Fursat Tu pas aao Kisi Din,
Milta Hai Sabhi Kuch Sabhi Ko Yeh Suna Hai,
Mujh Ko Tu Faqat Tum Hi Mil Jao Kisi Din,
Barson Se Yeh Dil Mera Khali Hi Para Hai,
Tum AapneY Naam Ka Diya Hi Jala Jao Kisi Din,
Barson Ki Mohabbat Ko Kis Tarha BhulateY Hain,
Muj Ko Bhi Hunar Aeisa Sikhao Kisi Din,
Muqadar Mein Jo Likha Hai Na MileY Ga Kabi,
Fursat MileY To Dil Ko Yeh Samjhao Kisi Din..!
“Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one
That rewards all your future endeavors with success”.
Hum Doob K Aakhri Baar Ubhry To Faqat Itna Hi Dekha
Auron Ki Tarha Tu Bhi Kinare Pe Khara Tha…
A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
HAZRAT MOHAMMED (S.A.W.W.) ki kuch aadaat
1-chalty waqt nigah neechay rakhty
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to lait jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty.
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
And whosoever can afford should visit the
House on pilgrimage as duty to God. Whosoever
denies should remember that God is above heed
of the world.
Quran (3:97)
Wish you very warm ongoing hajj
Lo G agya garmi da tord FARAZ
Bhai ka taza shair
Hotay hain duniya main hay jagah
hadsay hotay hain
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Duniya main har jagah hadsay
THANDAY MITHAY FAALSAY
THANDAY MITHAY FAALSAY…:p
A Beautiful line by “Munir Niazi”:
“Quran Paak ki ayaton main itna Husan hy k ye
Be-zameer Logon se parda kr leti hen.”.
Wapda walun se hum ko itne mohabbat hai faraz
Wo roth jaen to hame nend nai ati
Attitude of Girls
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?
Girl: What you’ll do, if I die?
Boy (naughtily said): I’ll be happy.
Next day he got news of girl’s death & she left a letter for him,
“I can do anything to make you happy”
Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha
“UR ja”
wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:
Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti
Mujhay Bhanwar Men Hi Chhor Aatay To Baat Tum Pr Kabhi Na Aati,
Ye Tera Sahil Pe La k Dabona, Koi Sunay Ga To Kya Kahay Ga..??
One of the most sensible lines:
“I Have Learned To Give, Not Bcoz I Have Too Much, But Bcoz I Knew The Feeling Of Not Having.”:-
Aao kisy shab mujhe tot k bikhrta dekho
meri ragon main zehar judai utarta dekho,
kis kis ada se tujhe manga hai rab se
aao kabhi mujhe sajdon mein sisakta dekho,
teri talash mein humne khud ko kho diya
mat aao samne magr kahen chup k humen tarpta dekho.
Hawa thami thi zarur
lekin!
Wo sham b jesy sisak rhi thi.
K zard pat’ton ny andhiyon
ko.
Ajeeb Qisa suna dia tha.
K jis ko sun kr tamam paty
Sisak rhy thy,
Bilak rhy thy.
Jany kis sanhay k ghum me.
Shajar jar’ron se ukhar chuky thy.
Bht talasha tha humny tumko,
Hr 1 rsta,
Har 1 waadi,
Hr 1 parbat,
Hr 1 ghaati..
Mgr kahin sy teri khabar na i.
To ye keh k hm ne dil ko tala..
Hawa thmy gi to dekh lengy.
Hum uskay raston ko dhond lengy.
Mgar hmari ye khush khyali.
Jo hum ko barbad kr gai thi.
Hawa thami thi zarur lekin..!
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi,
Hmary baalon k janglo me,
Sufaid chandi uter chuki thi,
Flaq py taray nhi rhy thy,
Gulab pyary nhi rhy thy,
Wo jin se bsti thi dil ki basti,
Wo log saray nhi rhy thy,
Mgr ye almiya sb se barh kar tha.
K hum tumharay nhi rhy thy,
K tum hamaray nhi rhy thy,
Hawa thmi thi zarur
lekin !
Bari hi muddet guzar chuki thi..
Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th Aug will
add more colors to ur life
Happy Independence Day
Apni wafa ka itnaa daawaa na kar FARAZ,
Mein ne rooh ko jism se bewafaai kartey dekha hai.
Aaj “Tom” & Jerry ki barsi hai…
un ke yaad me plz. Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 CARTOON ko zaroor send kerein…
Me ne Apna Farz Pura ker diy
Jitna B Tu Chaahay, Nazar-Andaaz Kiye Jaa
Paltay Gi Meri Simt Nazar, Shart Lagaa Lay.
Some times the people who are thousands of miles
away from you can make you feel better than
people right besides you.
Kya Wajah Hai Mere Darne Ki,
Khwaahish Hai Unki Yaad Me Marne Ki,
Unhe Kyu Itna Yaad Karta Hai Dil,
Jinhe Fursat Hi Nahi Hume Yaad Karne Ki.
Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
SADQA sirf mal dene se nahi hota balke ye cheezen b kisi ko dena Sadqa hain
1. Dua
2. Ilm
3. Mashwara
4. Muskurahat
5. Madad
6. Waqt
7. Tarbiyat
8. Mushkil waqt mai hosla
9. Neki ki Targheeb
10. Burai se rokna
11. Nrmy say bat krna
12. Maaf kar dena
13.Izzat dena
14.Kisi ki khushion mai shamil hona
15.Temaardari karna
16.Rastay se takleef deh cheez ka hata dena
17.Kisi bhatkay huay ko rasta batana
ALLAH PAK aap ko hamesha khush rakhy. Ameen!
Pakistan mein______bahut ziyada hai.
Select from these options
64
77
24
54
22
36
reply must,
Reply zaroor krna,
ans:
64.Mehngai
77.sastai
24.bijli
54.load sheding
22.dehshadgardi
36.pani
Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Good night my love
And
Have sweet dreams.
This Good night sms for fiance shows
how much i love him or her
Knock again & again
Anybody On Mobile??
a Delivery Waiting for you…
a teddy bear
To Say you
Have A happy Teddy Bear Day,,,,
– 5+1 Can Sit In A Car…
3+1 Can Sit In A Auto..
1+1 Can Sit In A Bike..
Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart
Thats ‘you’
My Dear Teddy Bear..
Have Good Teddy Bear Day,,,
– Tere mare doste ka affsaana b ha,,
Iss ma payaar ka khazaana b ha,,
Iss liye chaahte hn aapsey Teddy Bear mangnaa…
Or aaj to mangne ka bahaaana b ha…
Happy Teddy Bear Day
– If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star, u r the Brightest,
U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!Happy Teddy Bear Day
Kuch Dolat py Naz krtay hain
kch Shohrat py Naz krtay hain
Hmaray Hathon mein hy Daman-e-MUSTAFA
Hum apni Qismat py Naz krtay hain…!
Eid Melaad-ul-Nabi Mubarak ho.
New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Wife: U had lunch?
Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch
BURI SUHBAT k DOSTON se kanty ache hain jo 1 bar zAKHAM dety hain .
“Agr tum ALLAH ki IBADAT NAHI kar skty to GUNAH KRNA b chhor do
The one who hides his sorrow becomes a comedian,
the one who doesnt becomes a poet…
Technology has its own limitations…
‘Google may be the most powerful search engine,
but can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost at masjid. . . . !!
Hasde Ne Avein, Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok,
Milde Ne Avein, Mil Ke Juda Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Pal Do Pal Di Mohabbat Nu Umra Da Sath Na Samjhna,
Mohabbat Vi Karde Ne, Te Khafa Vi Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Naseeban Ch Pyar Nahi Si, Jo Mainu Milya Hi Nahi,
Kar Ke Izhaar E Mohabbat Vi Beparvah Ho Jande Ne Lok,
Hun Kis Ton Shikva Kariye Apni Mohabbat Da,
Kar Ke Wafa Da Vaada, Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok…
Junoon-e-ishq tha to kat jati thi raat baaton main
“WASI”
Saza-e-ishq mili to har lamha sadiyun jaisa lagnay laga.
Khuda jab Husan deta hay,
Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay..
Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay
:::::::”.GHAZAL.”::::::::::
Apni muhabbat pr buht naz tha mujhe
Is men hoga dhoka kabi soucha na tha:
hum ne khud ko bhula diya us ki chahat men
wo hum ko bhula dega kabi soucha na tha:
wo mulaqaten, wo qasmen, wo waden
Sab dikhawa hoga kabi soucha na tha:
dikha k khubsorat khuwab hum ko
Phir khud hi tor dega kabi soucha na tha:
khud chal kr hamare sath manzil ki tarf
Phir tanha chor dega kabi soucha na tha~_~
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai
Yu Toh Saath Rehkar Bhar
Bhi Koi Saath Nahi Rahta
Kehne Ko Bahut Kuch Hota Hai,
Par Ankaha Reh Jata Hai
Bichad Jane Par Bhi,
Fariyaad Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai,
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas
Toh Yaadein Aati Hai
Zindagi Ek Safar Hai Guzar Hi Jayega,
Waqt Toh Waqt Hai Kat Hi Jayega.
Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai
Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai
Apni Hi Aawaz Ko Be_Shak Kaan Mein Rakhna
Lekin Shehar Ki Khamoshi Bhi Dhiyan Mein Rakhna..
Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
May Allah blessing light your way, strengthen
your faith and bring joy to your heart as you
praise and serve Him today, tomorrow and always.
Hajj Mubarak
Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi
Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi
Pal pal hai guzarta us ki yadon mein
Woh hai mera kuch ehsaas nahi
Hon gy or dost us k maloom nahi
Bus us k siwa mera koi khas nahi
Dil ka dard ab kaisy ho kam
Us k siwa ab aata kuch raas nahi
IMTIAZ to us ki sochon mein hai gum
Kia ho raha hai hosho hawas nahi
From: Rabbia
larki apne Boy Friend Ko Bta rhi Thi
Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain .
Larka:
Bs Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo 15 rupay ki Phulon Wali Chaddi Nzar arhi Hai.
Koi Muntazir ha Us ka kitni Shiddat se FARAZ,
Wo janta ha mager Anjaan bana rehta ha….
Kuch tu taras kiya hota hai
ae zalim pathan
Kia mila tjhe hamari phool
jaisi bachiyan rula kar
From Bangladesh
Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya
FROM: Asma zafar
Girl: Which Laptop do u have?
Boy : I have a Sony Viao with Intel core i7 processor at 3.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
8 Gb RAM & Nvidia GTX 560 graphics Card !
And Which laptop do u have?
Girl: shahbaz sharif wala.
Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,
k JIN agaya or bola:
“samandar me koi chez phenko,
agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga..
Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!
Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..
MBA student ne Memory Card phenka, JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia!
AAPA ne Disprine phenki,
wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli: “Chal Beta Ghr Chal, Boht Kaam Para Hai”
JIN Shocked
AAAPA ROCKED
Geet gate hai hm,
Gungunate hai hm!
Gayb na ho jaye mere desh ka naujawan,
Hme hi toh Vande Matram, ke swar se,
Jhanda lehrana hai!
Happy independence day
“Forgiveness is the precious lubricant that keeps all our relations smooth and friction free.”
Good mornig
Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,
Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,
Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,
Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha
“”AY “ALLAH PAK” poori dunia main jitne log hen sab ko hidayet ata farma aur jo bemar hen ya preshan hen tu un sab ko apne karam se maaf farma or un ki bemari or dono jahan ke preshaniyon ko khatam farma,
or
Ay “ALLAH PAK” jis ne mje ye dua send ki us ko b hidayet ata farma aur us k tamam gunahon ko maf farma or us ke qismat achi ker or dunya aur akherat mai kamiyabi ata farma.”Ameen”
apny lye zror dua krwaeye .Na jany kis ki zuban sy ap ki taqdeer sanwar jae
<Aameen>
A Father was watching Fashi0n TV,
suddenly his younger Son came . , . . &
Father diplomatically said:
‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hen,kapre lene k lye b paise nhi’
Son: ‘ Is se b ghareb dekhni hai to CD hai mere pas’ 😉
silence is a girls Loudest cry
but no one not a single person tries to understand it
but instead force them to speak !!!
Your Relationship Should Erase
Your Tears Not Your Smile,
Love Shouldnt Hurt..
It Heals..
“Agr ALLAH pr bharosa kro jesa k haq ha to wo tumko
aesay RIZQ da ga jesay parindo ko deta hai k subah khali pait ja k sham ko pait
bhar k atay hain.”
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
KaL Misbah ne last bal pe 6 marne ki koshish ki to wo gir gya or us k andr sy awaz i: “Hm Maazrat khuwa hain” Ap k system m matluba sahulat moujood nhi. 😀
Shikista aainu ki kirchian achi nhi lagti….
Mujy khali baton ki seepian achi nhi lagti….
Us sy yeh keh k ta’luq tor aya hu….
Meri jan! Mjy zidi ladkian achi nhi lagti…
From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)
Aey Allah! Ye Larki jo msg parh rhi hy, ye bht achi aur pyari hy, iski zndgi khushiyon se bhar dena, isko bht agay barhana jtni usko umeeden hyn us sy zyada iski madad krna or iski zndgi men ujala bharna or Tu iska nasib acha krna. Aameen!! Ye msg hr us larki ko bhejen jo apko pyari hay….!
U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, dont misunderstand.
.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??
Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?
Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.
Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4
Molvi: Shabaash
Kon Kon Sy ??
.
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.
.
Pathan: TAAP, DaBa, Sabun ty Toliya..!
Sirf lafzon se iqrar hota nahi
ik janib se hi pyaar hota nahi
main tumhein yaad rakhne ki khaoon kasam
tum mujhko na bhulane ka wada karo
4 Hasti Duniya Mein sub se Ziada Roi Hain
1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S) Jannat se Nikalny Pr.
2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S) Apne Betay Hazrat Yousuf (A.S) Ki Judai Mein.
3=Hazrat Yahyah (A.S) Khaufe Khuda Mein.
4=Hazart M0hammad-e- Mustafa (S.A.A.W) Apni Ummat Ki Fikar Me
Ho ske to Darood parh k frwd kr den. *ASSALAM O ALAIKUM*
Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey,
Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Cant Touch My Cheeks
ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
Ur Walking & U See A Lion Infront Of U
U Run To Get Away From It Until U See A Cliff.
U See A Rope So U Climb Down
But At The Bottom U See A Crocodile.
Then U See Black & White Mice Nibbling The Rope.
U See No Escape & Feel Scared.
Then Drops Of Honey Begin To Drip
Into Ur Mouth From A Honeycomb Above.
Due To The Sweetness Of The Honey
U Forget About The Danger Around U.
This Is How We’re Living
Our Lives.
The Lion Is Malik-Ul-Maut (Angel Of Death)
The Crocodile Is Our Grave Which We Forget About Which Is Where We Will End Up.
The Black & White Mice Are Days & Nights That Pass By Everyday.
Honey Is The World
(Dunya).
We are So Engrossed In The Love Of This World
That We Fail To Remember That Everyday We are Closer To Death.
Think!
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
Ek ladki train se utarkar santa se puchhti he….!!
Yah koun sa station he ???
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.
.
.
.
.
Santa ne socha, socha, aur bahut socha.
.
.
.
.
Fir bola…. Bahen ji…..
Ye railway station he…..
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyun…?
Kyun K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha
Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay KÃ Kafan FREEEE…!!
I think every body should get rich
and famous and do everything they
ever dreamed of so they can see that
it is not the Answer
-Actor Jim Carrey
Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
?
?
Socho
?
?
Ek POLICE OFFICER..
Nabi karim (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) ka irshad hay
“jo koi allah ki raza or khushnoodi kay liay Rajab may aik roza bhi rakh laita hay wo jannat may dakhil ho jata hay”.
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
Wo jo jaagte hain
Tanha raton mein
kisi k liye…
Wohi jaante hain
kisi ko Khone ka
Dard kya hota hai…!!
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Nargis peer k paon choo kar boli:
baba ji koi changi mat deo
Peer ji: O bibi burka pa k aaya kar
Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..
A girl fel down from 80th flor a
boy caught her on 60 flor and asked him wil u hug me?
She say, not boy drop her
She was caught on 30 flor by another
boy he asked wil u kis me? She say, not at all he droped her too.
She prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5 flor
she imediately say ok i wil hug u and kis u
The boy droped her and say…
Astagfirullah!!
“mera roza hy”
Congrats GUYZ!
FIFA has announced 2014 worldcup in Pakistan
AND
Naseebo laal will sing the official song…
“WAKA WAKA GUJRA WAY, FUT’BALARA WAY”
us sham wo rukhsat ka saman yad rahega
wo shahar wo kucha wo makan yad rahega
wo tis k ubhri thi idhar yaad rahegi
wo dard k utha tha yahan yaad rahega
ham shauq k shole ki lapak bhul jayenge
wo shama-e-fasurda ka dhuan yaad rahega
kuch mir k abyat the kuch faiz k misre
ik dard ka tha jin main bayan yaad rahega
jan bakhsh si thi us gulbarg ki tarawat
wo lams-e-aziz-e-do-jahan yaad rahega
ham bhul sak hain na tujhe bhul saknge
tu yad rahega hamen han yad rahega
Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai
.
.
Dad: Car..??
.
.
Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
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.
.
Dad : Ye le 10 RS.
48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! 😛
Daddy rocks
beta shockd 😀
Shiddat-e-dard se shikayat nhi meri wafa
Jin se rishte gehre hon vo zakhm bhe gehre dete hai
There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2013.
Jab main chahtha hon ke KHUDA
se baat karon to mai NAMAZ partha hon.
Aur jab mai chahtha hon k “khuda” mujh se
baat karay to mai “QURAN” partha hon
HAZART ALI (R.A)
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,
Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,
Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar….
Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai
Zinda raha to Yaad tum ko Karta rahunga,
Bhool jaon To Samajh lena ke Saans ruk gai hai.
“God gave you a body that can stand almost evreything,
its your mind you have to convince.”
Sajdoon k ewiz fardoos mily ye bat mujay manzoor nahi.
.
Be-loos ibadat krta hon banda hon tera, mazdor nahi.
Merey daes ki faza bohut sougwar ha aik
shaheen tha jo falak laut gya ha
Thank you Sir. M. M. Alam for your services for the country.
May Allah rest your soul in eternal peace. Amen
1.Being happy doesn’t mean that every thing is perfect,It means you have decided to see beyond the imperfections.
2. Crying isn’ t showing weakness, its showing that u have been strong for too long.
3. Asking Someone for 4givness doesnt mean that u are coward but it means u want to save the realationship.
4. Accepting Others talent doesnt mean that u are inferior but it means that you are wise enough to recognize GOD’S beauty in every human being..
Jo “AANSOO” na hote “AANKHON” me to
“AANKHEIN” itni “KHUBSURAT” na hoti,
jo “DARD” na hota “DIL” me To
“KHUSHI” ki “KEEMAT” pata na hoti,
jo “BEWAFAI na ki hoti “WAQT” ne to
“WAFA” ki kabhi “CHAHAT” na hoti,
agar “SOCHNE” se puri ho jati “MURADEIN” to
“Duaa” ki kabhi zarorat na hoti.
“Khud Hi Masroof Rehtay Ho Subha se Sham Dhalnay Tak…!
“Aur Phir Na Yaad Krnay Ka Gila Bhi Hum se Krtay Ho. .
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, I killed a person
.
Student: The Future tense is You will go to a jail
Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !
Cute one…
If u read my sms, it means I’m cute
If u save, u agree I’m cute
If u fwd, u spread that I’m cute
&
if u delete, u r jealous, bcoz I’m cute..;-)
Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho
mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon.
Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri LULLI jaisi hain.
A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u have someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
Jo Meri Aankhon Se Khuwab Dekho
To Aik Shab Bhi Na So Sako Ge
K Lakh Chaho Na Hans Sako Ge
Hazar Chaho Na Ro Sako Ge
K Khuwab Kia Hain, Azab Hain Ye
Mere Dukhon Ki Kitab Hain Ye
Rafaqtain In Main Choteti Hain
Mohabbatain In Main Rothti Hain
Pinapti Hain In Main Wehshatain Si
Aziatain In Main Photeti Hain
Inhein K Dar Se Khizan Hain Jazbe
Inhein Se Shakhain Si Toteti Hain
Ghamon Ki Bandish Hain Khuwab Mere
Dukhon Ki Barish Hain Khuwab Mere
Ubal Raha Hai Dukhon Ka Lawa
Rahen-E-Atish Hain Khuwab Mere
Khial Sare Jhulas Gai Hain
Sulagti Khuwahish Hain Khuwab Mere
Ukharti Sansain Hain Zindagi Ki
Laho Ki Sazish Hain Khuwab Mere
Jo Meri Aankhon Se Khuwab Dekho
To Aik Shab Bhi Na So Sako Ge
Door Of Memories Will Never Close,
How Much We Miss Our friends
No One Knows,
Days Will Pass Like Years,
And We will Remember The Memories In Silent Tears.
Agr hum hasrton ki Qaber me dafan ho jain.
To kutbon p likh dena muhabat…
mar nahi skti..
Do not get upset with people or situations.
Both are powerless without ur reaction
Bina dekhe uska haal bta sakta hu::
bina dekhe uski tasveer bna sakta hu::
:meri mohobaat me itni taqat hai ki uski
ankhon ke aansu aapni aakh se gira sakta hu
Har Shaam Tum Se Milne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gai..
Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabbat Si Ho Gai..
Shayad Ye Taza Taza Judai Ka Tha Asar..
Har Shakal Yak_Ba_Yak Teri Surat Si Ho Gai..
Ek Naam Jhil’Milane Laga Dil K Taaq Par..
Ek Yaad Jese Baais_E_Rahat Si Ho Gai..
Khud Ko Saja Sanwar K Rakhne Ka Shoq Tha..
Phir Apne Ap Se Mujhe Nafrt Si Ho Gai..
Me Ne Koi Bayan_E_Safai Nhi Dia..
Bs Chup Rahe To Khud Hi Wazahat Si Ho Gai..
Is raat se keh do ke kuch or taweel ho jaey..
Ek shakhs abhi tak mere khuwabon men nahi aaya,..
After all those years in school,
I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for…
Its to make the winky and smily faces.. 😛 😉 😀
Unko Kahbar He Mere Tute Armano Ki
Aaj Jarurat Padegi Kanch K Pemano Ki
Khali Na Hone Dena Jam Yaro
Varna Fir Se Yad Aa Jayegi Gujre Zmane Ki
Jis shehr ki masjid bhi trasti ho jabeen ko,
Phir samjho k us shehr ka har shakhs khuda Hai…
GØØD MORNING
Ak admi bchay sy. . . . . . . . .
“kia tum rat ko dua parh kr soo ty ho????
Bcha: Nahe, mgr meri ma dua parh k sote ha….
Admi:wo kia prte ha???”
Bcha:”Ya Allah tera shukar ha k muna soo gaya. . . .
“Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna,,,”
“Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..!!!!!!!
An Old quote
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”
New versiOn
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo;):-D
Koi nazar bhi uthaye us pe to Dil dharak jata hai
Main us shakhs Ko chahti hOn apni aabru ki tarha. !!
1 Buzurg se kisi ne pucha, K wo kon si chez ha jo
1 hy 2 nhi
2 hen 3 nhi
3 hen 4 nhi
4 hen 5 nhi
5 hen 6 nhi
6 hen 7 nhi
7 hen 8 nhi
8 hen 9 nhi.
Bazurg ne Muskurate hue jwab diya.
1 hy 2 nhi=Allah
2 hen 3 nhi=Adam or Bibi Hawwa (A.S)
3 hen 4 nhi= Zindagi k hisay (Bchpan, Jawani Burhapa)
4 hen 5 nhi= Asmani kitaben
5hen 6 nhi= Namazen
6 hen 7 nhi= Kalmen
7 hen 8 nhi= Asman
8 hen 9 nhi=Jannat k Drwazey.
Acha lage to Plz 4wrd 2 All muslims..
Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) ne farmaya.
“Jo shaks khanay k bad al-hamdu lilla keh kr 1 bar sura e ikhlas yani qul ho allaho ahad perh ley us k ghar me rizk ki dolat bharey gi or kabhi faqa na ho ga.or jb tak wo khana tumharey pait me rahay ga is khanay ka hr zra Allah ka zikar krta rahay ga js ki barkat se tumhara chehra munawar rahay ga.”
You are my life,
You are my love,
You will always be
deep in my heart
I think life is nothing
If living is without you
I love u so much
I’ve learned that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I’ve learned that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I’ve learned that I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
I’ve learned that love, not time, heals all wounds.
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
