Saturday, November 29, 2014

JUMMA ka khoobsurat tohfa

JUMMA ka khubusrat tohfa


JUMMA ke din MAGHRIB or ISHA k darmiyan, SURAH FATEHA 11 bar,
SURAH KAUSAR 11 bar,
Aur SURAH IKHLAS 11 bar,


parhane se ALLAH agle jumma tak rizq ka intezam kar deta hai.


JUMMA MUBARAK Jazaq Allah

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Wo 72 They

Zom e kasrat tha jinhain sab wo hijazi nikle


Wo 72 they jo kirdar k ghazi nikle


Is haqiqat ko bhala kon chupa sakta hy


Jitne Shabbir k qatil thy namazi nikle

True Msg Ever Read

True Msg Ever Read You & Your Feelings


Are Important To Your Friends Tilll


They Are Single :-p

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Sitaro ke Tarha

Hamari Kismat To,


Aasman Pr Chamakty Huwe Sitaro Ki Tarha Hai.


Loag Apni Tammano Ke Liye,


Hamare Tootne Ka intazaar Karte Hai

Monday, November 17, 2014

Tere mekhany main

Baat agr SHARAB Tak hoti To na ate Tere MEKHANy main.


Ye jo teri Nazron ka JAAM hai Kambkhat kahin aur nahi milta.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

May B I Am Wrong

May b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH


Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious


r u smiling now?
?
?
?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

Friday, November 14, 2014

uktaya sa rehta

Wo uktaya sa rehta hai humari wafaon se ” Mohsin ” …


Usay kehna hamain majbori ki Dosti achi nahi lagti.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wo dor guzar ge

Kahan ka Ishq??
Kahan ki wafa??
Kahan ki Muhabat..??


Wo Log bhi Guzar Gaye
Aur wo Daorr bhi Guzar Gaya ….!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

I Got All Wet

There was a time when a girl said


I got all wet,


one used to think that she means


that she played in rain or something.


But now when a girl says


I got all wet,


you go like.


*_* damnnnnnnnn! .. Haha!

Life Become Celebration

If u think positively,
sound becOme mUsic…
Movement, becOmes danCe…
Smile, becOmes laughter….
Mind, becOme meditatiOn &
Lïfe, becOme a CelebratiOn….. :)

Courage And Determination

Courage And Determination
Can Pass Even The Steepest
Of The Mountains And Deepest Of The Oceans.
Know Your Strengths And Ward Off Your Weaknesses.
Raise Above All Odds And Work Hard For A Better Future.


Good Luck For The Upcoming Exams!

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Petrol MUK gaya hy

Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?


He came close,


She felt shy,&


He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

MASJED MAIN THOOKNAY KA KUFFARA

DARS-E-HADEE# 296
Hazrat annus (r.a) say rawayat ha unhon nay kaha k Rasolallah (S.A.W) nay farmaya “masjid main thookna gunah ha or is ka kuffarah isay dafan kar dana ha”.
REFRENCE: “SAHE BUKHARI”.
BaaB : “MASJED MAIN THOOKNAY KA KUFFARA”
Explanation: agar masjid k sayhan (coatyard) main mitti ho to isay dafan kar diya jaey is k ilawa pather (stone) yan kapray say saff (clean) kar k baher phainkh (throw kar) diya jaey.
A.M.S

zulf e sanam

Ay Zulf-e-Sanam Aa Tujhe Seene Se Laga Lein..!


Teri Hi Tarha Hum Bhi Pareshan Buhat Hain…!!

Friday, November 7, 2014

Propose a Khusra

How to Propose a khusra?
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Is main bhi intrested ho, Qasam se tum log.


Kon c makhlooq ho yar, had hogai yar

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Fiza e arz e watan

Lahoo men doob rahi ha fiza e arz e watan


Men kis zubaan se kahun


jashan e azadi mubarak

Car ki speed Bara De

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?


Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Funny Bachi Sms

Beth Kar Tanha Yehi Sochta Hun


” WasSI”…….


khatam Ho Gaya sal Par :Bchi koi Na PhasSi… :-(


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If someone closes his door on you

If someone closes his door on u
then make him realise –
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”Kundi darwazay k dono taraf hoti
hai…” 😉

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