Apka Naam Kiya Hai

Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai?
Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya
Dikha Kar?
Boy: Kiya Matlab?
Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka?
Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh
Kar
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Pappi.

Yaar Buna Bethe

Ek jurm Hua Hai Hum se

Ek Yaar Bana Bethey Hain

Kuch Apna sa Us ko samaj kar

Sab Raaz Bata Bethey Hain

Phir Us ke Pyaar Ki Raah Mein

DIL-o-Jan Ganwa Bethey Hain

Wo Yaad Bohat AAte Hain,

Jo Hum ko Bhula Bethey Ha…!

Tumhari yaad aati hai

Kahy ga JhoOt wO hum sy k Tumhari yaad aati hai

Koi hai muntazir kitna? ye lehjy bOl dety hain.

Wafa ke Jail sw Bhaga

Wafa Ki Jail se Bhaga Hua Majboor Qaidi Hoon
Agar Dil Ki Adalat me Tumhein Mera Khayal Aye

To MujhKo Yaad k Dhundlay Katehray me Talab Krna
Meri iltaja Hai k Tm MujhKo Wohi Smjho

Jo me ne Tum Ko Smjha hai Tumhein Ab Tak Smjhta Hoon
Mere Daireena Sathi Ho Tumhein Ye To Khabar Ho gi

K me Apni Safayi me Kbhi B Kuch Nhi Kehta
Agr Phir B Kisi Pehlu se me Mujrim Nazar Aaon

Wafa Ki Raah me Naadan Samajh Kar Dar-Guzar Karna

Ek Nadi Mein 2 Insaan Doob Rahe Hai

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply

Ek Jakkas New Year

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year

Wishing U 1 Month Of Ramadan

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Noor..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

zindagi ke Dua

”Ye na samaj k bichre hon to bhol gye hon tujhe !

”Tari baton ki khoshbu meri baton main aaj bhi hai !

”Ye or baat hai majboreyon ne nebhane na diya !

”Warna shamil sachai mari wafaon main aaj bhi hai !

”Mohabat say barh kr tum say aaqedat hai mujhay !

”Yon maqam tera boland sab main aaj bhi hai !

”Har lamha zindagi main mohabaten naseeb hon
tujhe !

”Shamil tu mari zindagi ki duaon main aaj bhi hai.

Full of Colors

Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th Aug will
add more colors to ur life
Happy Independence Day

catch ch0rnay k mamlay

Based on the telenor ad:

Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay

Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the..ap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..

Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?

Biwi: Ahan…

Han tou yeh r0ss tayl0r k0n tha 😀

Larkion Ko I Love You Bolny

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Zara c Baat

Zara c bat pr Tanha chor jaty hain

Muhabat kr k logon sy sambhali ni jati

Funny Taxi Driver jokes in urdu

TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka huun..

Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun

Driver : abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam..

A letter To Director Examinations ICAP

A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
.
.
.
Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”

Some one Asked Clown

Someone asked a clown

why do you wear a mask??

Clown replied:

Everyone wears it

mine is visible

Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si

Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si
Ishq Da Boota Apne Hathi Vadd Vi Sakde Si
Ki Kariye Majboori Nahi Kamjori Aa Oh Sadi
Nahi Tan Duniya Vangu Ohnu Chhad Vi Sakde Si…

Yaadon Ka Karobar

Buhat Mushkil Se Hota Hai Teri Yaadon Ka Karobar……!!!

Munafa tu Nahi Hai Lekin Guzara Ho Hi Jata Hai…..!!!!

You and I Together

Everytime i look at the keyboard,

I always see U and I together

One Of The Joys In Life

One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!