Try Me

When life puts you

in tough situations

Do not say: Why Me

Just say: Try Me

Mohabbat Maangte Hain

Rab Se Aap Ki Khushi Maangte Hain,

Duaon Mein Aapki Hasi Maangte Hain,

Sochte Hai Aapse Kya Maange,

Chalo Aap Se Umar Bhar Ki Mohabbat Maangte Hain

hum ko shadi per

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy

Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi

Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..

“Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

Sensitive about feelings

Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feelings.

Because sometimes a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.

Business is Going Down

Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : Fuck
If U Learn To FUCK
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman …

GF is one who says

Gf is not one who says
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Mai teri kismat me nahi tum muje bhul jao..:(:(
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A true gf is one who says
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Tu padhai pe dyaan de. Placement k baad Ghar se uta lena.

Umrein beet jayengi

Sabab jo dhoondo ge to umrein beet jayengi,

Kaha na yaad aatey ho…. To bas aatey ho!!!!

Dil to karachi sumja

Dil ko karachi sumj raka hai tum ne
ate ho, jilate ho aur chale jate ho

Zindagi Mein Koi Tere Baad

Zindagi Mein Koi Tere Baad Nahi Aai

Ro Ro Ke Thak Gaye Par Daad Nahi Aai

Kiyon Teri Aankhon Mein Ashk Hain Us Ke Liye

Jis Ko Eid Ke Din Bhi Teri Yaad Nahi Aai

Zindagi us ke bagair

Guzar to jaye gi Zindagi Us k Bagair b

LekiN…..?

Tarsasta rahe ga Dil Pyar kerne Walon ko Dekh Ker

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

How Far You Go In Life

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong.
Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

Boy with girlfriend

A Boy Was Going With His GirlFriend
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Friend Asked: Who Is She….??
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Boy: My Cousin.
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The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin !

Sohni Lagdi See K

Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi See K

Dil Karda See Kha Hi Jawan

Friend: Aur Ab?

Sardar: Kha Hee Jaanda Te Changa See

Subha Sawere Utha Karo

Dada: Subha Sawere Utha
Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain.
Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uthti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…

Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uthte Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..

Sagar Ke Bahoun Mein

Sagar ki bahoun may mojean hean Jitnii

hum koo b Tum sy Muhabt hy utnee

k yea bekarari na….ab hoo gee km

Pthan se kisi ne pucha

Pthan se kisi ne pucha: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
Pthan (Boht sochny k baad)
Dekho yara
bat ye hy k
“Radio me ap Rotiyan to nhi Lpait sakty na?

Boy Teasing a Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

Passive voice of mistake

Teacher: Write the passive voice of (I made a mistake)

Student: I was made by a mistake.. 😀 😀

Jo MIl Jayen Wo Apne

Zindagi ik raat he

Jis me na jane kitne khawab hen

Jo mil jayen wo apne hen

Jo toot jayen wo sapne hen…

A Strong Man

A strong man can handle

a strong woman.

A weak man will say she has

attitude.

Dont Marry The Person

Dont marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you cant live without.

The 1st Time We Met

The 1st time we met
We were strangers 2 each other,

Not knowing each other & not even ready 2 know,

Bt slowly we started vd a simple HI

Relti0nship begins.

Many metingz we had.

Then a silent wish that may we bec0me friendz.

& n0w the time has come that i have u.

Some one whom i can count on,

trust on.

No matter where life takes us away from each other in future

We wr

We are

& We will always b friends.