Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

Seeing Cockroach

Seeing a cockroach on ur bed is actually nothing…
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The real problem starts when it disappears… 😀

14th August Mubarak Ho

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Ham zinda Qaom hain
Bari Sharminda Qaom hain.ham sab ke hai pehchan
PANI,BIJLI,GAS Ka Buhran. I Love pakistan Pakistan Pakistan
@@14 AUGUST@@ MUBAARAK HO….

Student s Life

*Student’s life*
Whole year:
Dhinka chika..
Dhinka chika..
A A A A.. 😛
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Last night before exam:
ilaahi teri chokhat pay,
Bikhari ban k aya hoo….

Chor Ki Faryad

Chor Ki Faryad

Night packeges ne to hmen bhoka mar dia

Jis ghr ma chori k lye jao koi Ashiq jag rha hota hy

(‘,’)>janu
/)( 5mint rko koi
/ awaz i hy

Sans Se Pehle Teri Yaad Aati Hai

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Good Morning in MoMo Style

MoMo: Faisal woh ho gai hai.
NABEEL: Faisal nahi, Nabeel maa g,

MOMO:Nahi Nabeel nai hoi,wo ho gai hai,
NABEEL: Woh kiya mAa g?

MOMO: WOhi jo raat ke bad hoti hai,
NABEEL: Oh maa g subha subha tang na karen,

MOMO: Ayi Shawaash ey yaad aaya! subha ho gai hai.;):* good Morning !:D

Misbah Aur Afridi

Misbah: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy!
Afridi: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy!
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Hojyengy

5 Asbab

“RIZQ Ko Kum” “Karne Wale” “5 Asbab”
(1) Magrib Aur Esha k Darmiyan “Sona”
(2) Qabristan “Mein Hansna”

(3) Namaz Qaza Karna
4) Sajda-e-Tilawat Na Karna

5) Andheray Mein Khana Khana

Ap Yeh Baat Apnay Ghar Walon Ko Bhi Bataein. .

Less Sugar More Fruit

Less sugar, more fruit.
Less soda, more water.
Less worry, more sleep.
LESS WORDS, MORE ACTION

Goli Kut ke

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?

Sardar:doctor ne kya c

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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

Ye Lafz e Mohabbat

Wasl ki Naghma Saazi ko,
Hijr ki Noha khwani ko, Chalo
Tarteeb dety hain,
Muhabbat ki kahani ko.
Tumhen Ehsas ho na ho,
Mgr ye aik Haqeeqat hai. Tum hi Takhleeq karte ho,
Meri Shola bayani ko. Suno Lafz-e-Mohabbat aik Aisa Ism-e-Aazam hai,
Isay Parh kr Jo Chahun Mein,
Laga dun Aag Pani ko..
Bana daala tha Aadi Tum ne Sabhi ko Apni Baaton ka,
bhla Ab kon Samjhe ga?Tumhari Be_Zubani ko….?’

Beautiful Sunrise

Good morning as the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise –

May Allah open the heavens to shower you with blessings and

may the Noor of this day brighten your heart & mind.

The Rain Falls Because

The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain

har shaam tumhare name

Tum Ne Kaha Tha K Har Shaam Tere Sath Guzarein Gay…!!

Tum Badal Chuky H0, Ya Tmhare Shehr Main Sham Nahin Hoti…??

Funny Faraz Song

Me samja k wo mujh koi SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ

magar us na

Va Gujra va.
Va Gujra va.

keh k apne bhai ko bula liy

From: Admin

Funny FriendShip Sms

Most of my Friends are

Normal , Sane , Cultured , Decent Intellectual & well behaved….

Just wanted to THANK You for breaking the MONOTONY 😛

I Am Coming To Ur House

I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy
Plz welcome me after few minutes
U know Im Urs….

Ramadan
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Larki ko respect

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain 😉 😀

muhj sey bichar k

wo muhj sey bichar k ab tak ni roya

koi to hamdard ha jo usey roneeeeeeeey nai deta