Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Pyar Se Dil Mein

(GHAZAL)


Koi ilzam Lga Kr To Saza Di Hoti


Phir Meri Lash Sare-Bazar Jala Di Hoti


Itni Nafrat Thi To Piyar Se Dekha Kioun Tha


Mjhe Pehle Hi Meri Okat Bata Di Hoti


Dekh Kar Zakham Mere Ankhain Chura Li Tu ne


Poch Kar Kuch To Zkhmon Ki Dawa Di Hoti


So Jate ham B Chain Se Jana


Tu Ne Agar Shoq Se Aanchal Ko Hawa Di Hoti


Zindagi Apni B Chain Se Guzar Jani Thi


Tu Ne Agar Pyar Se Dil Main Jaga Di Hoti..

Monday, March 24, 2014

Examination Hall

In exam hall a girl askd to a sardar:
‘Muje bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi.’
Sardar ne dhyan se idhr udhr dekha,phr dhire se bola


“The” 😉

Young generation in tention

Young generation ko sb se zyada
tention kb hote hai?
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Papers mein?? Nai .
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Jab wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile
unke paas na ho 😛 😛 😀

Need to focus on

Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq ?
Johnny: I dont know Miss


Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: Please Miss, can I ask a question?


Teacher: Yes
Johnny: Do U know Angela?


Teacher: No, why ?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband! =))

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Ajnabi Logo Mai

Ajnabi logo mai bhi dost mila krte hain…


Kitabo mai bhi phool khila krte hain…


Hamain kante smjh kr bhul mat jana….


Kyu ke kante hi phool ki hifazt kia krte hain.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Most Busy Generation In The World

“GIRLS”
are the ALSO most busy generation in da world.
BCOZ
1 hand on JHARO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on  MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log larkIYON ko farigh kehte Hain.
That s Not fair yaar..;-)

Saturday, March 15, 2014

A Girl Phoned Me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
Come on over, theres nobody home.
I went over. Nobody was home

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

We salute pathans

Quotes of Mind…


1.Russian General in 1987:


“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”


2. By American General in 2004:


“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”


3. By indian General in Siachin War:


“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.


I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”


*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.


We salute pathans.


Be united , We r all Pakistanis.

Pappu Aik Story

Teacher : pappu ek story sunao with moral
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pappu : me ne use call ki wo so rhi thi
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phr us ne mujhe call ki to me so raha tha
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Moral : jesi krni wesi bharni

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Happy Friendship Day

Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Be patient

If Allah took from you


what you did not expect to lose,


know that Allah can give you


what you did not expect to have


So, be patient with your loss

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...