Three Reasons To Give Exams

Three reasons to give Exams.

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication.
2- You can complete your sleep.
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you.

Education is Ability

Education is the ability to

listen to almost anything without

losing your Temper or your Self Confidence

Usne Mujh se Pocha Mere Bina

Usne mujhse pucha mere bina reh loge
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Saans ruk gayi aur unhe laga hum soch rahe hai

Mujhe Kisi Aur Ka

Log Kehte Hain Bhool Ker Usse Nayi Zindgi Shuroo Kar

Woh Rooh Per Qabiz Hai Muje Kisi Our Ka Hone Nahi Deta…!!

Arzz Sirf Itna Hai

Arzz sirf itna hai dosti ke baarey mein,
Aadmi galat samjha aadmi ke baarey mein…

Spirit of Occasion

As you offer your prayers on Eid-ul-Adha,

I hope that the true spirit of this auspicious occasion

fills your heart with happiness and good cheer.

Have a blessed Eid-ul-Adha!

Sms Bhejan Da Nahi Si Shonk Saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Love related quotes

Love related quotes.

love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart.

(shakespeare)

The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly.

(juli snake)

3.love is that game in which you become witless.

(juli samurai)

Hoor ke tarefain

Molvi jumay k din Hoor ki tarefain bayan kr rha tha

Hoor asi hogi wesi hogi, jb zada josh main aya,to bola

“Aur kia bataon, bsGhulam Din ki BV ko dekh lo” :$

What Is Self Control

People SMOKE n DRINK 4 few days & get addicted..
Look at me,,
i m STUDYING since CHILDHOOD,but not yet ADDICTED 2 STUDIES..
This is called  self control’:)

Girls get marks

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS.. ??
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Which is….??
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP..!

Race Me Jeetney Wala Ghora

Race mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi keya hoti hai..?

Wo dorrta hai to sirf apny maalik ki taraf sy milney wali takleef ki waja sy.

To jab kabhi tum khud ko takleef mein pao.
To samjh jana k tumhara MAALIK chahta hai K JEET tumhari ho.

HAVE A SUCCESSFUL LIFE ND A WONDERFUL DAY…

The Best Thing About ME

The best thing about ME…
Icam a limited edition…
There is no other copy ;-):-P

Dil Se Teri Nigaah Jigar Tak Utar Gayi

Dil se teri nigaah jigar tak utar gayi,
Dono ko aik nazar mein razamand kar gayi..

I Love You With The Passion

I love you with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhoods faith.

I love you with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints, I love you with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,

I shall but love you better after death

Jis ghar men khajoor

RASOOL ALLAH S.A.W.W ne farmaya, “jis ghar men khajoor nahi wo us ghar ki maanind hai jis men koi khana nahi”.

(ibne maja)

Best Urdu Funny Poetry Sms

The main purpose of funny Urdu poetry is to make the reader laugh. It is the creative comedy people believe that the poets who write funny poetry are the most creative poets just like all people cannot tell a good joke similarly all poets cannot write Urdu funny poetry.
We can use funny Urdu poetry for many different purposes. We can be used it as a birthday gift or in a get well card, valentine card or to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes. There is no limit to how the it must be written in the form of joke when a poet is starting the process of writing. Urdu Funny poetry can also be written about something or someone in a comedy style. It can be about a Government policy or about bugs in an apartment.
There are many forms of poetry and funny Urdu poetry is one of the most popular one. We can expect this poetry to grow as long as there are poets writing funny poetry. Funny poetry has been around for many years and it is a great form of poetry to learn about. If you are not familiar with Urdu language than you may have trouble reading it because it is normally design for those that can read Urdu and not for those that are only English speaking. Funny Urdu poetry can teach us to respect other forms of art and to learn about them whenever you can. Many people are not aware of what this can be for them and what benefits learning a new funny poetry can do for them. There are many things that learning this Urdu poetry can do for us.
Funny Urdu poetry can also be used as a gift for the Valentine’s Day. It can be used to surprise your partner and make your partner laugh. Due to this it will be remember for many years to come. Most of us people do not really bother to think of a new idea for the Valentine’s Day. Using this for the Valentine’s Day is a great idea to be unique because nothing is more fun than laughter and we can give this gift to your partner on a special day. A funny Urdu poetry that will make your partner laugh will make your day more memorable and special More on Funny Urdu Poetry Sms .