Lose patience with

When you are tempted
to lose patience with someone,

think how patient God has been
with you all the time.

Tomorrow Will Be Better Than Today

Life is a Rope that Swings us through hope

Always believe today is better than

yesterday and tomorrow will be much better

than today.

Aansoo Ki Taqat

Dekh Li Naa Mere Anso Ki Taqat Tum Ne

Raat Meri Ankhen Namm Thin

Aj Tera Sara Sheher Beegh Rha Hai

My Definition Of Laziness

My Definition Of Laziness: Its a talent of taking rest before u r tired…

Bcoz Prevention is better than cure .. Be lazy think Crazy.:p

To Hath Phela Diaye

teri dosti K Piyasay Thy To Hath Phela Diaye

~DOST~

warna Hum to apni zindagi k liye bhi dua nhi karty…

Small Round and White

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ?
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Because
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If They Were Small Round and White

They Would Be: Aspirins ;->

Hai Nafs k Haathon tu Majboor

Hai nafs k haathon tu majboor KITNA,
Sub jaan k b hy aaj la shaoor KITNA,
Jis chehry ne hy 1 din matti men mil jaana,
Us chehry pe hy tujhe ghuroor KITNA,
1 sajde k inkaar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bana dia,
Tu khud jaan ly tera hy qusoor KITNA,
Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawaara nhi,
Tery waasty roye thy woh HUZOOR KITNA,
Tu ne chakhi hy faqat gunaahon ki lazzat,
Tu kya jaane A Muslim zikr-e-Elaahi men hy suroor KITNA….,

Saari umar pardi rawan

HEER: way ranjhya menu koi aesa khat lekh k main saari umar pardi rawan

RANJHA: e$ $¡* =#¡%

Le hun pardi ray.

Khuda ke muhabbat mein

Fanna kr De apni sari zindgi KHUDA ki muhabbat me,

Yahi Wo wahid Pyar hy Jis me Bewafai Ni Hoti

Test The Way You Thinks

Let’s test the way u think.

Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH

Did u read the pen is in my mouth?

no u didn’t. Pass it on cock sucker!!

Rikshay wal Wapsi ke

Tujh yaad kerte kerte itna door nikal aye hain

k ab rikshay wala wapsi ke 2000 maang raha hai 😛

Good Luck SMS For Exam

Good Luck SMS for exam
may ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck

Zinda kiyo ho

Aaj Ajeeb Sa Usne Sawaal Kiya

Agar Mujhpe Marrte Ho.

To Zinda Kiiun Hoo?

Dil Behlany K Liye

Dil Behlany K Liye Guftugu Krte Hain Loog Hum Se,,,

Maloom To Mujhy Bhi Hai K Hum Kisi ko Achay Nahi Lagte.

Ab b bheegi barish mei wo

Kaafi arsa beet gya hai,
Janay ab wo kaisa ho ga?
Waqt ki sari karwi baatein,
Chupke chupke sehta hoga
Ab b bheegi barish mei wo,
Bin chatri ke chalta hoga
Muj se bichray arsa beeta,
Ab wo kis se larta hoga?
Acha tha jo sath hi rehtay,
Baad mein us ne socha hoga
Apne dil ki sari baaten
Khud se khud hi kehta hoga
Kaafi arsa beet gya ha,
Janay ab wo kaisa hoga???

Sajdon Men Sar Jhukany Ki Fursat Nhi Rahi

Aisa Nhi K Nafs Ka Shetaan Mar Gya

Shetaan To Hy Zinda, Haa’n Insaan Mar Gya ,

Sajdon Men Sar Jhukany Ki Fursat Nhi Rahi ,

Momin Ki Rooh Men Basa Musalman Mar Gya ,

Masjid To Pakki Ban Gai Or Shaan’daar Bhi ,

Kacchi Hen “RABB” Se Chahaten Aur Emaan Mar Gya ,

Baatil Ko Jhoot Kehny Ki Taqat Nhi Rahi

Ho Haq Sar Buland Ye Armaan Mar

Gya Ay Insaan Herat Hy Teri Qismat Pe!

Kis Tarah Peda Howa Tha Khush Numa

Aur Viraan Mar Gya.

JUMMA ka khoobsurat tohfa

JUMMA ka khubusrat tohfa

JUMMA ke din MAGHRIB or ISHA k darmiyan, SURAH FATEHA 11 bar,
SURAH KAUSAR 11 bar,
Aur SURAH IKHLAS 11 bar,

parhane se ALLAH agle jumma tak rizq ka intezam kar deta hai.

JUMMA MUBARAK Jazaq Allah

Wo 72 They

Zom e kasrat tha jinhain sab wo hijazi nikle

Wo 72 they jo kirdar k ghazi nikle

Is haqiqat ko bhala kon chupa sakta hy

Jitne Shabbir k qatil thy namazi nikle

True Msg Ever Read

True Msg Ever Read You & Your Feelings

Are Important To Your Friends Tilll

They Are Single :-p

Sitaro ke Tarha

Hamari Kismat To,

Aasman Pr Chamakty Huwe Sitaro Ki Tarha Hai.

Loag Apni Tammano Ke Liye,

Hamare Tootne Ka intazaar Karte Hai

Tere mekhany main

Baat agr SHARAB Tak hoti To na ate Tere MEKHANy main.

Ye jo teri Nazron ka JAAM hai Kambkhat kahin aur nahi milta.

May B I Am Wrong

May b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,
will Fight with
U more
but
if
U drop a tear
he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears…

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

uktaya sa rehta

Wo uktaya sa rehta hai humari wafaon se ” Mohsin ” …

Usay kehna hamain majbori ki Dosti achi nahi lagti.

Wo dor guzar ge

Kahan ka Ishq??
Kahan ki wafa??
Kahan ki Muhabat..??

Wo Log bhi Guzar Gaye
Aur wo Daorr bhi Guzar Gaya ….!!!

I Got All Wet

There was a time when a girl said

I got all wet,

one used to think that she means

that she played in rain or something.

But now when a girl says

I got all wet,

you go like.

*_* damnnnnnnnn! .. Haha!

Life Become Celebration

If u think positively,
sound becOme mUsic…
Movement, becOmes danCe…
Smile, becOmes laughter….
Mind, becOme meditatiOn &
Lïfe, becOme a CelebratiOn…..

Courage And Determination

Courage And Determination
Can Pass Even The Steepest
Of The Mountains And Deepest Of The Oceans.
Know Your Strengths And Ward Off Your Weaknesses.
Raise Above All Odds And Work Hard For A Better Future.

Good Luck For The Upcoming Exams!

Petrol MUK gaya hy

Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

MASJED MAIN THOOKNAY KA KUFFARA

DARS-E-HADEE# 296
Hazrat annus (r.a) say rawayat ha unhon nay kaha k Rasolallah (S.A.W) nay farmaya “masjid main thookna gunah ha or is ka kuffarah isay dafan kar dana ha”.
REFRENCE: “SAHE BUKHARI”.
BaaB : “MASJED MAIN THOOKNAY KA KUFFARA”
Explanation: agar masjid k sayhan (coatyard) main mitti ho to isay dafan kar diya jaey is k ilawa pather (stone) yan kapray say saff (clean) kar k baher phainkh (throw kar) diya jaey.
A.M.S

zulf e sanam

Ay Zulf-e-Sanam Aa Tujhe Seene Se Laga Lein..!

Teri Hi Tarha Hum Bhi Pareshan Buhat Hain…!!

Propose a Khusra

How to Propose a khusra?
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Is main bhi intrested ho, Qasam se tum log.

Kon c makhlooq ho yar, had hogai yar

Fiza e arz e watan

Lahoo men doob rahi ha fiza e arz e watan

Men kis zubaan se kahun

jashan e azadi mubarak

Car ki speed Bara De

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Funny Bachi Sms

Beth Kar Tanha Yehi Sochta Hun

” WasSI”…….

khatam Ho Gaya sal Par :Bchi koi Na PhasSi…

Submit By: hadi

If someone closes his door on you

If someone closes his door on u
then make him realise –
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”Kundi darwazay k dono taraf hoti
hai…” 😉

THE ANGRY MOMENT IN EXAMS

THE ANGRY MOMENT!

when u tell ur friend a sentence during exam and…

she says:nhi yar ye nhi tha and u are like, dafa ho khud he kr phr :p 😀

Mar Khao Ghar Wali Say

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W)

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W)

Jo Log Khany Se Pehly
Thora Namak Chakh Len
Wo Log 30 Qism Ki Bimarion se Mhfuz Rehte hn.

Khajur Ko Nashty Me istemal Kro Ta k Tmhare Andruni Jrasim ka Khatma Hojye.

Gham Ka Shikar Hoto Kheer Kha lya kro.

Zukam Se Mt Gabrao
Ye Tmhen Junon Se Mhfoz
Rkhta Ha.

Kalonji Me Mot K Swa hr Bemari ka elaj ha.

Aankh ka dukhna Andhy Hony se Mhfuz rkhta hy.

Khansi k hony se falij se hfazt rhti hy

Ek bar darud shareef par k apne doston ko is tohfy se zaroor nawazain.

Selective in Sharing Your Problems

Be selective in sharing your problems with others..

because only few are really concerned,

others are just interested.

India aur Pakistan k Border per khara

1 Bakra India aur Pakistan k Border per khara Hy

Paani India Se peeta hy aur
Ghaas Pakistan Se khata Hy

Doodh pe Kis Mulk ka haq Hy?

Reply If you Intelligent.

Taras Taras k

*~Taras Taras k Barastay hain
Meray Aansu Roz Is Waqt ,DOST,

K Aaj Ek Or SoOraj Dhal gaya
Rab ki na’farmani Karty Karty.!!
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Meezan e Mohabbat

Mreezan-e-Mohabbat Ko Faqat Deedaar Kafi Hy,
Hazaaron Tibb K Nuskh0n Sy Nigah-e-Yaar hay behtar.

New Is The Year

New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Hmari 1 Shrarat ko Tarsenge

Jis Din Band krli Hum Ne Aankhen,

Us Din Un Aankho Se Aansu Brsenge,

Jo kehte Hain k Boht Tang krte Hain Hum,

Wohi Hmari 1 Shrarat ko Tarsenge..!

Its A Challenge

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.

Yaad say Dekho Nikalty ja

Humein likh kar kisi lamhey main kaheen mehfuz kar lo tum…

Tumhari yaad say dekho nikalty ja rahay hein hum.!!

Azadi Ka Din

Bubbli ko 14 August wale din
Us k papa ne date pr pakar lya

Major Rohail-
Beshrm khulam khula ya kya
Kr rhi ho?

Bubbli-
Papa plz tng na kro,
Aaj AZADI ka din hy

From: Asma Zafar

Sulagta Jism

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..?

Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Agar hai

To usko
DENGI VIRUS hai.

TAKE CARE.

I Always Think About U

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

Shab e Qadar 2011

” Shab e qadar mubarik ” ..
Pakistan, muslamaan aur tamam logo k liye zarur dua ki jiye ga..
ALLAH humari ummat, mulk aur logo pr reham keray aur humain khud bhi iss chiz ka ehsaas jagaye k hum bhi apni halat badalnay k liye kaam kewrain..aameen..

Positive Thinking

POSITIVE THINKING is not about EXPECTING the Best to Happen…

It is about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen, Is The Best…..!!

HAVE A NICE DAY

Saya E_ Deewar Na Maango

Hum Ne To Apni ZINDAGI Se Yehi Seekha…..

*SaqI*

Jal Jao Kari Dhoop Mein Khamoshi Se Lekin,

Apno Se Kabhi Saya_E_ Deewar Na Maango..!!

Mercy Of Angel

I wish An ANGEL of mercy always sits next to u & Covers u with gentle wings

So that
U walk wrapped in
ALLAH ‘S GRACE,
Protected & Peacefull
4ever

SABAR Eik Aisi Sawari Hai

SABAR Ek Aisi Sawari Hy Jo Apny Sawaar Ko Kabhi Girny Nahi Deti

Na Apne Qadmon Se Aur Na Kisi Ki Nazron Se..

Subah ka Mosam or Aapki Yaad

Subah ka Mosam or Aapki Yaad,
Halki si thandak or Chai ke Pyas,
Doston ki dosti or dosti ki Mithas,
Shuru kijiye apna din mere SALAM k sath.

Good Morning

Close Your Eyes

Close your eyes,
relax your body,
N
stop breathing as long as you
can
Now breath… I miss you
as much as you missed the
air..!

jibrael A.S. Se Pucha

Nabi-a- Kareem(S.A.W) Ne jibrael A.S. Se Pucha,
Kay Mere Chale Jane K Bad Bahi Tum Dunya Me Aaoge ?
Jibrael A.S. ne kha haa ,mai qayamat Thak 10MrtbaAaunga.
Har Bar Dunya Se 10 Cheez Uthakar Lejaunga

1-sabr
2-sharm o- haya
3-Muhabbat
4- barkat
5-Insaf
6- Sakhavat
7-Halal
8-sadaqat
9- Ilm
10- Quran.

Submitted By: Zain Shuja

Love Is An Illusion

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Tamam bewaqufon Ko

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Apka Naam Kiya Hai

Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai?
Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya
Dikha Kar?
Boy: Kiya Matlab?
Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka?
Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh
Kar
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Pappi.

Yaar Buna Bethe

Ek jurm Hua Hai Hum se

Ek Yaar Bana Bethey Hain

Kuch Apna sa Us ko samaj kar

Sab Raaz Bata Bethey Hain

Phir Us ke Pyaar Ki Raah Mein

DIL-o-Jan Ganwa Bethey Hain

Wo Yaad Bohat AAte Hain,

Jo Hum ko Bhula Bethey Ha…!

Tumhari yaad aati hai

Kahy ga JhoOt wO hum sy k Tumhari yaad aati hai

Koi hai muntazir kitna? ye lehjy bOl dety hain.

Wafa ke Jail sw Bhaga

Wafa Ki Jail se Bhaga Hua Majboor Qaidi Hoon
Agar Dil Ki Adalat me Tumhein Mera Khayal Aye

To MujhKo Yaad k Dhundlay Katehray me Talab Krna
Meri iltaja Hai k Tm MujhKo Wohi Smjho

Jo me ne Tum Ko Smjha hai Tumhein Ab Tak Smjhta Hoon
Mere Daireena Sathi Ho Tumhein Ye To Khabar Ho gi

K me Apni Safayi me Kbhi B Kuch Nhi Kehta
Agr Phir B Kisi Pehlu se me Mujrim Nazar Aaon

Wafa Ki Raah me Naadan Samajh Kar Dar-Guzar Karna

Ek Nadi Mein 2 Insaan Doob Rahe Hai

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply

Ek Jakkas New Year

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year

Wishing U 1 Month Of Ramadan

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Noor..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

zindagi ke Dua

”Ye na samaj k bichre hon to bhol gye hon tujhe !

”Tari baton ki khoshbu meri baton main aaj bhi hai !

”Ye or baat hai majboreyon ne nebhane na diya !

”Warna shamil sachai mari wafaon main aaj bhi hai !

”Mohabat say barh kr tum say aaqedat hai mujhay !

”Yon maqam tera boland sab main aaj bhi hai !

”Har lamha zindagi main mohabaten naseeb hon
tujhe !

”Shamil tu mari zindagi ki duaon main aaj bhi hai.

Full of Colors

Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th Aug will
add more colors to ur life
Happy Independence Day

catch ch0rnay k mamlay

Based on the telenor ad:

Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay

Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the..ap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..

Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?

Biwi: Ahan…

Han tou yeh r0ss tayl0r k0n tha 😀

Larkion Ko I Love You Bolny

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Zara c Baat

Zara c bat pr Tanha chor jaty hain

Muhabat kr k logon sy sambhali ni jati

Funny Taxi Driver jokes in urdu

TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka huun..

Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun

Driver : abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam..

A letter To Director Examinations ICAP

A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
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Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”

Some one Asked Clown

Someone asked a clown

why do you wear a mask??

Clown replied:

Everyone wears it

mine is visible

Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si

Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si
Ishq Da Boota Apne Hathi Vadd Vi Sakde Si
Ki Kariye Majboori Nahi Kamjori Aa Oh Sadi
Nahi Tan Duniya Vangu Ohnu Chhad Vi Sakde Si…

Yaadon Ka Karobar

Buhat Mushkil Se Hota Hai Teri Yaadon Ka Karobar……!!!

Munafa tu Nahi Hai Lekin Guzara Ho Hi Jata Hai…..!!!!

You and I Together

Everytime i look at the keyboard,

I always see U and I together

One Of The Joys In Life

One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!

Quiet Increases Gap

When you being Hurt by the Person who is Close to you

do Fight Because

Fight may Saves Relations But being quiet just Increases Gaps

The Most Beautiful Discovery

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is
that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Mai Ne Chaha Tuje

Mai Ne Chaha Tuje Eid Pe Kuch Pesh Karon

Jis Mai Ihsas K Sab Rang Hon Roshan Roshan

Jis Mai Aankhon Ke Tarashe Hoye Moti Lakhon

Jis Mai Shamil Ho Mere Qalab Ki Dharkan Dharkan

Zindagi Khushiyo Se

Rahy Salamat Zindagi Un Ki

Jo Meri Khushi Ki Faryaad Karty Hain

Ay Khuda

Un Ki Zindagi Khushio Se Bhar Day

Jo Mujhe Duaon Me Yaad Kartay Hain

Khafa Hone Ke Tariqey

Dhond Raha Hai Woh Mujh Se Khafa Hone Ke Tariqey…!!!

Sochti Hu Thappad Maar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon..!!

Funny fair-lovely sms

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Aahatoun Ki Gounj

Aey Kaash Tu Bhi Sunta Kabhi Aahatoun Ki Gounj,
Tu Bhi Meri Tarhaan……. Kabhi Dhoondta Mujhey.

ANS IF YOU CAN

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
Ansawer:Gita

Gift of my Humble Prayers

“I am sending you the gift of my humble prayers ”
May Allah increase your health, wealth, wisdom and prosperity.
May Allah reduce your worries, sorrows, problems and enemies.
May your life be filled with love,strength, peace and blessings. “AAMEEN”
=>A J.

wo khak B

Tu dhond Falak par Bagh-E-iram, apna To Aqeeda hy
“Mohsin”..

==”Jis khak pe MUKHLIS dost milain, wo khak B JAnNaT hoti ha.

Tum Meri DUA Ho

Tum meri DUA ho kyoun keh…
Khuch log Qismat ki tarah hotay hain jo Dua se milti hai aur khuch log Dua ki tarah hotay hain jo Qismat badal deti hai.

Bande hain hum uske

Bande hain hum uske
Hum pe kiska zor
Ummedon ke sooraj
Nikley chaaron ore
Iraadey hain fauladi
Himmatti har kadam
Apne haathon kismat likhne
Aaj chale hain hum..

Sab K Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai

Sab k hote hue bhi tanhai milti hai,,
Yaado m bhi gam ki parchai milti hai,,
Jitni bhi Dua karte hai kisi ko pane ki,,
Utni hi jyada unse Bewafai milti hai.

Faraz K Baad Ab

Faraz k baad ab Nawaz Sharif
k liye Arz Karte Hain Ganja
Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak.
Wa wa wa Ganja teri sharafat
pe sab ko hai shak. . . . . . . . . .
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC
Ooye market
ma phenk do 1 dm latest aaya hai.

Pehlo main betha kar

Pehlo main betha kar yar ko.

Jo log kuch nai karte. Woh kamal karte hain.

Good morning . Asslam o alikum

Simplest Truth

Simplest Truth –

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

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Is The One

Who Does Not Have

A b0yfriend .B-)

Zindgi se Piyara

Wo ik shaks jo hamein zindgi se piyara hai

Baghair us k veraan ye jahan sara hai

wo nai janta k uski zaat.. kiya hai

wohi to hai jo mohabt ka ik sitara hai

nai miltato dil ki halat ajeeb oti hai

k is mai mera nai dil ka kasoor sara hai

wo apni sab baton ko chup chup k byan kerta hai

yehi to ada hai jis ne humein mara hai

wo kiya tha?

kiya hai?

kiya ho ga?

kiya khabar?

Yehi pata hai k wo jaisa be hai

“BUS Hamara Hai”.

Zardari Ka Latest Song

Zardari ka Latest Song

Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya

Noto Ka Aashiq
Mulk Ka Dushman

Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda

HE HOO….:-

On This Special Day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u skhare,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Main Woh Launda Nahin

Honey Singh : Main woh launda
nahin hu jo tere sath padhta hun…
Girl : Haan IIT mein hun main, teri
aukaat bhi nahi hai wahan padhne
ki…

Waqt insan ko sikha deta

Waqt insaan ko sikha deta hai ajab ajab cheezain.

Phir kya naseeb, kya muqaddar, kya hath ki lakeerain..:-).

I Know You Are Not Ok

Sometimes When I Say: ” I’m Okay ”
I Want Someone To Look Into My Eyes….
“HUG” Me Tight And Say
” I Know You Are Not ok…!! “

Belong to our future

Sometimes we need to forget some people

from our past because of one simple reason

They just do not belong to our future

Tom And Jerry Sms

Some relations r like

‘TOM n JERRY’

they tease each other,

They knock down each other,

They irritate each other,

But they even cant live without each other.

Submit By: nabeel

No One is Prefect

People say
Find good people & leave bad ones.
But it should be, find the good in people &
ignore the bad in them
No one is prefect

Ye Jo Samne Ladka

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

Dil 1 Bar TOOT Jaye to

Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha,
K.!
Lehjy Barf ho jayen to Pighla Nhi krty
Parindy Darr k urr jayen to lota Nhi krty,
Usy Main ne hi Likha tha
Yaqeen uth Jaye to
Shayad
Kabi Wapis Nhi aata
Hawaon ka koi Tufan
Kabi Barish Nhi Lata
Usy Main ne hi Likha Tha
K
dil1 Bar TOOT Jaye to
Kabi JURR Nhi Pata.
Wabasta jin sy UMEEDAIN hon
WO Badal jayn
To!
Phir un Per Aetbar nahi rehta.

Need to Make It

“No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
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Happy Independence day.

When you speaks

When you speak to Allah do not embarrassed to tell him anything.

The most beautiful thing is that he knows

what you are about to tell him and yet he still listens

Try Me

When life puts you

in tough situations

Do not say: Why Me

Just say: Try Me

Mohabbat Maangte Hain

Rab Se Aap Ki Khushi Maangte Hain,

Duaon Mein Aapki Hasi Maangte Hain,

Sochte Hai Aapse Kya Maange,

Chalo Aap Se Umar Bhar Ki Mohabbat Maangte Hain

hum ko shadi per

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy

Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi

Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..

“Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

Sensitive about feelings

Always try to be more sensitive about peoples feelings.

Because sometimes a tear means happiness and a smile means hurt.

Business is Going Down

Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : Fuck
If U Learn To FUCK
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman …

GF is one who says

Gf is not one who says
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Mai teri kismat me nahi tum muje bhul jao..:(:(
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A true gf is one who says
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Tu padhai pe dyaan de. Placement k baad Ghar se uta lena.

Umrein beet jayengi

Sabab jo dhoondo ge to umrein beet jayengi,

Kaha na yaad aatey ho…. To bas aatey ho!!!!

Dil to karachi sumja

Dil ko karachi sumj raka hai tum ne
ate ho, jilate ho aur chale jate ho

Zindagi Mein Koi Tere Baad

Zindagi Mein Koi Tere Baad Nahi Aai

Ro Ro Ke Thak Gaye Par Daad Nahi Aai

Kiyon Teri Aankhon Mein Ashk Hain Us Ke Liye

Jis Ko Eid Ke Din Bhi Teri Yaad Nahi Aai

Zindagi us ke bagair

Guzar to jaye gi Zindagi Us k Bagair b

LekiN…..?

Tarsasta rahe ga Dil Pyar kerne Walon ko Dekh Ker

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki

Hamsafar Hamesha Yaado Ki Parchai Hoti Hai,
Yaadien Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai Kabhi Ek Lamhe Ki Haseen Dastan Hoti Hai,
Toh Kabhi Nazar Bankar Aansu Mein Pirothi Hai,
Kadwi Ho Ya Methi Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mein Rehti Hai,
Kabhi Kashish Hoti Hai Toh Kabhi Chuban Hoti Hai
Yaadein Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Hota Koi Paas,
Toh Yaadein Hoti Hai

How Far You Go In Life

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong.
Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.

Boy with girlfriend

A Boy Was Going With His GirlFriend
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Friend Asked: Who Is She….??
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Boy: My Cousin.
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The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin !

Sohni Lagdi See K

Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi See K

Dil Karda See Kha Hi Jawan

Friend: Aur Ab?

Sardar: Kha Hee Jaanda Te Changa See

Subha Sawere Utha Karo

Dada: Subha Sawere Utha
Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain.
Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uthti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…

Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uthte Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..

Sagar Ke Bahoun Mein

Sagar ki bahoun may mojean hean Jitnii

hum koo b Tum sy Muhabt hy utnee

k yea bekarari na….ab hoo gee km

Pthan se kisi ne pucha

Pthan se kisi ne pucha: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
Pthan (Boht sochny k baad)
Dekho yara
bat ye hy k
“Radio me ap Rotiyan to nhi Lpait sakty na?

Boy Teasing a Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

Passive voice of mistake

Teacher: Write the passive voice of (I made a mistake)

Student: I was made by a mistake.. 😀 😀

Jo MIl Jayen Wo Apne

Zindagi ik raat he

Jis me na jane kitne khawab hen

Jo mil jayen wo apne hen

Jo toot jayen wo sapne hen…

A Strong Man

A strong man can handle

a strong woman.

A weak man will say she has

attitude.

Dont Marry The Person

Dont marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you cant live without.

The 1st Time We Met

The 1st time we met
We were strangers 2 each other,

Not knowing each other & not even ready 2 know,

Bt slowly we started vd a simple HI

Relti0nship begins.

Many metingz we had.

Then a silent wish that may we bec0me friendz.

& n0w the time has come that i have u.

Some one whom i can count on,

trust on.

No matter where life takes us away from each other in future

We wr

We are

& We will always b friends.

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

Seeing Cockroach

Seeing a cockroach on ur bed is actually nothing…
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The real problem starts when it disappears… 😀

14th August Mubarak Ho

¡=–.._..-=-._.¡ ! (* ;¡=–!._..-=-._;¡¡
1
2
3
Ham zinda Qaom hain
Bari Sharminda Qaom hain.ham sab ke hai pehchan
PANI,BIJLI,GAS Ka Buhran. I Love pakistan Pakistan Pakistan
@@14 AUGUST@@ MUBAARAK HO….

Student s Life

*Student’s life*
Whole year:
Dhinka chika..
Dhinka chika..
A A A A.. 😛
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Last night before exam:
ilaahi teri chokhat pay,
Bikhari ban k aya hoo….

Chor Ki Faryad

Chor Ki Faryad

Night packeges ne to hmen bhoka mar dia

Jis ghr ma chori k lye jao koi Ashiq jag rha hota hy

(‘,’)>janu
/)( 5mint rko koi
/ awaz i hy

Sans Se Pehle Teri Yaad Aati Hai

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Good Morning in MoMo Style

MoMo: Faisal woh ho gai hai.
NABEEL: Faisal nahi, Nabeel maa g,

MOMO:Nahi Nabeel nai hoi,wo ho gai hai,
NABEEL: Woh kiya mAa g?

MOMO: WOhi jo raat ke bad hoti hai,
NABEEL: Oh maa g subha subha tang na karen,

MOMO: Ayi Shawaash ey yaad aaya! subha ho gai hai.;):* good Morning !:D

Misbah Aur Afridi

Misbah: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy!
Afridi: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy!
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Hojyengy

5 Asbab

“RIZQ Ko Kum” “Karne Wale” “5 Asbab”
(1) Magrib Aur Esha k Darmiyan “Sona”
(2) Qabristan “Mein Hansna”

(3) Namaz Qaza Karna
4) Sajda-e-Tilawat Na Karna

5) Andheray Mein Khana Khana

Ap Yeh Baat Apnay Ghar Walon Ko Bhi Bataein. .

Less Sugar More Fruit

Less sugar, more fruit.
Less soda, more water.
Less worry, more sleep.
LESS WORDS, MORE ACTION

Goli Kut ke

1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?

Sardar:doctor ne kya c

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Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->

Ye Lafz e Mohabbat

Wasl ki Naghma Saazi ko,
Hijr ki Noha khwani ko, Chalo
Tarteeb dety hain,
Muhabbat ki kahani ko.
Tumhen Ehsas ho na ho,
Mgr ye aik Haqeeqat hai. Tum hi Takhleeq karte ho,
Meri Shola bayani ko. Suno Lafz-e-Mohabbat aik Aisa Ism-e-Aazam hai,
Isay Parh kr Jo Chahun Mein,
Laga dun Aag Pani ko..
Bana daala tha Aadi Tum ne Sabhi ko Apni Baaton ka,
bhla Ab kon Samjhe ga?Tumhari Be_Zubani ko….?’

Beautiful Sunrise

Good morning as the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise –

May Allah open the heavens to shower you with blessings and

may the Noor of this day brighten your heart & mind.

The Rain Falls Because

The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain

har shaam tumhare name

Tum Ne Kaha Tha K Har Shaam Tere Sath Guzarein Gay…!!

Tum Badal Chuky H0, Ya Tmhare Shehr Main Sham Nahin Hoti…??

Funny Faraz Song

Me samja k wo mujh koi SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ

magar us na

Va Gujra va.
Va Gujra va.

keh k apne bhai ko bula liy

From: Admin

Funny FriendShip Sms

Most of my Friends are

Normal , Sane , Cultured , Decent Intellectual & well behaved….

Just wanted to THANK You for breaking the MONOTONY 😛

I Am Coming To Ur House

I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy
Plz welcome me after few minutes
U know Im Urs….

Ramadan
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Larki ko respect

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain 😉 😀

muhj sey bichar k

wo muhj sey bichar k ab tak ni roya

koi to hamdard ha jo usey roneeeeeeeey nai deta

Pyar Se Dil Mein

(GHAZAL)

Koi ilzam Lga Kr To Saza Di Hoti

Phir Meri Lash Sare-Bazar Jala Di Hoti

Itni Nafrat Thi To Piyar Se Dekha Kioun Tha

Mjhe Pehle Hi Meri Okat Bata Di Hoti

Dekh Kar Zakham Mere Ankhain Chura Li Tu ne

Poch Kar Kuch To Zkhmon Ki Dawa Di Hoti

So Jate ham B Chain Se Jana

Tu Ne Agar Shoq Se Aanchal Ko Hawa Di Hoti

Zindagi Apni B Chain Se Guzar Jani Thi

Tu Ne Agar Pyar Se Dil Main Jaga Di Hoti..

Examination Hall

In exam hall a girl askd to a sardar:
‘Muje bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi.’
Sardar ne dhyan se idhr udhr dekha,phr dhire se bola

“The” 😉

Young generation in tention

Young generation ko sb se zyada
tention kb hote hai?
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Papers mein?? Nai .
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Jab wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile
unke paas na ho 😛 😛 😀

Need to focus on

Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq ?
Johnny: I dont know Miss

Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: Please Miss, can I ask a question?

Teacher: Yes
Johnny: Do U know Angela?

Teacher: No, why ?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband! =))

Ajnabi Logo Mai

Ajnabi logo mai bhi dost mila krte hain…

Kitabo mai bhi phool khila krte hain…

Hamain kante smjh kr bhul mat jana….

Kyu ke kante hi phool ki hifazt kia krte hain.

Most Busy Generation In The World

“GIRLS”
are the ALSO most busy generation in da world.
BCOZ
1 hand on JHARO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on  MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log larkIYON ko farigh kehte Hain.
That s Not fair yaar..;-)

A Girl Phoned Me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
Come on over, theres nobody home.
I went over. Nobody was home

We salute pathans

Quotes of Mind…

1.Russian General in 1987:

“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”

2. By American General in 2004:

“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”

3. By indian General in Siachin War:

“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.

I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.

We salute pathans.

Be united , We r all Pakistanis.

Pappu Aik Story

Teacher : pappu ek story sunao with moral
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pappu : me ne use call ki wo so rhi thi
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phr us ne mujhe call ki to me so raha tha
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Moral : jesi krni wesi bharni

Happy Friendship Day

Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.

Be patient

If Allah took from you

what you did not expect to lose,

know that Allah can give you

what you did not expect to have

So, be patient with your loss

Three Reasons To Give Exams

Three reasons to give Exams.

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication.
2- You can complete your sleep.
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you.

Education is Ability

Education is the ability to

listen to almost anything without

losing your Temper or your Self Confidence

Usne Mujh se Pocha Mere Bina

Usne mujhse pucha mere bina reh loge
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Saans ruk gayi aur unhe laga hum soch rahe hai

Mujhe Kisi Aur Ka

Log Kehte Hain Bhool Ker Usse Nayi Zindgi Shuroo Kar

Woh Rooh Per Qabiz Hai Muje Kisi Our Ka Hone Nahi Deta…!!

Arzz Sirf Itna Hai

Arzz sirf itna hai dosti ke baarey mein,
Aadmi galat samjha aadmi ke baarey mein…

Spirit of Occasion

As you offer your prayers on Eid-ul-Adha,

I hope that the true spirit of this auspicious occasion

fills your heart with happiness and good cheer.

Have a blessed Eid-ul-Adha!

Sms Bhejan Da Nahi Si Shonk Saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Love related quotes

Love related quotes.

love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart.

(shakespeare)

The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly.

(juli snake)

3.love is that game in which you become witless.

(juli samurai)

Hoor ke tarefain

Molvi jumay k din Hoor ki tarefain bayan kr rha tha

Hoor asi hogi wesi hogi, jb zada josh main aya,to bola

“Aur kia bataon, bsGhulam Din ki BV ko dekh lo” :$

What Is Self Control

People SMOKE n DRINK 4 few days & get addicted..
Look at me,,
i m STUDYING since CHILDHOOD,but not yet ADDICTED 2 STUDIES..
This is called  self control’:)

Girls get marks

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS.. ??
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Which is….??
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP..!

Race Me Jeetney Wala Ghora

Race mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi keya hoti hai..?

Wo dorrta hai to sirf apny maalik ki taraf sy milney wali takleef ki waja sy.

To jab kabhi tum khud ko takleef mein pao.
To samjh jana k tumhara MAALIK chahta hai K JEET tumhari ho.

HAVE A SUCCESSFUL LIFE ND A WONDERFUL DAY…

The Best Thing About ME

The best thing about ME…
Icam a limited edition…
There is no other copy ;-):-P

Dil Se Teri Nigaah Jigar Tak Utar Gayi

Dil se teri nigaah jigar tak utar gayi,
Dono ko aik nazar mein razamand kar gayi..

I Love You With The Passion

I love you with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhoods faith.

I love you with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints, I love you with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,

I shall but love you better after death

Jis ghar men khajoor

RASOOL ALLAH S.A.W.W ne farmaya, “jis ghar men khajoor nahi wo us ghar ki maanind hai jis men koi khana nahi”.

(ibne maja)

Best Urdu Funny Poetry Sms

The main purpose of funny Urdu poetry is to make the reader laugh. It is the creative comedy people believe that the poets who write funny poetry are the most creative poets just like all people cannot tell a good joke similarly all poets cannot write Urdu funny poetry.
We can use funny Urdu poetry for many different purposes. We can be used it as a birthday gift or in a get well card, valentine card or to embarrass someone or something and for many other purposes. There is no limit to how the it must be written in the form of joke when a poet is starting the process of writing. Urdu Funny poetry can also be written about something or someone in a comedy style. It can be about a Government policy or about bugs in an apartment.
There are many forms of poetry and funny Urdu poetry is one of the most popular one. We can expect this poetry to grow as long as there are poets writing funny poetry. Funny poetry has been around for many years and it is a great form of poetry to learn about. If you are not familiar with Urdu language than you may have trouble reading it because it is normally design for those that can read Urdu and not for those that are only English speaking. Funny Urdu poetry can teach us to respect other forms of art and to learn about them whenever you can. Many people are not aware of what this can be for them and what benefits learning a new funny poetry can do for them. There are many things that learning this Urdu poetry can do for us.
Funny Urdu poetry can also be used as a gift for the Valentine’s Day. It can be used to surprise your partner and make your partner laugh. Due to this it will be remember for many years to come. Most of us people do not really bother to think of a new idea for the Valentine’s Day. Using this for the Valentine’s Day is a great idea to be unique because nothing is more fun than laughter and we can give this gift to your partner on a special day. A funny Urdu poetry that will make your partner laugh will make your day more memorable and special More on Funny Urdu Poetry Sms .

Jholi Khushiyon Se

“*._ Tu Jb Bhi Koi “*._ DUA Kary

“*._ Mera RAB “*._ Tujhy Wo Atta Kary
“*._ Teri Jholi Khushiyon Se
// Bhari Rahy
“*._ Bin Mangey
Hi Sb Atta Kary
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“*._ Tere Hath | Uthain
_.*” ‘Baad Main
|.*.| Mera RAB
|.*.| Wo Pehle
|.*.| Atta Kary

Aashiq hon koi chor nhi

Kese mumkin tha kisi or dawa se elaj?
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Ishq ka DARD tha AMMI ki chapal se hi aram aya…
<(“,) ( (> aaye,
.</ Ami aram se
Aashiq hon koi chor nhi.. 😀

Namaz Pahrny K Doran Honay Wali Ghaltiyan

Namaz Pahrny K Doran Honay Wali  Ghaltiyan,Jin Se Bachna Bohat Zaarori Hota Hai.
(1)Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Pahrna,
(2)Paon Or Ungliyon Ka Qibla Ke Tarf Na Hona,
(3)Sajdy k duran paon ka zmeen sy uth jana
(4)Imam Se Peihlay Koi Arkaan Ada Karna,
(5)Rokuh Mein Kamar Ka Seedha Na Hona,
(6)Sadjay Mein Naak Zameen Per Na Lagana,
(7)Sajday Mein Kohniyon Yani
( Kalaai ) Ka Zameen Se Touch Karna,
(8 )Attahiyat Mein Hath Ke Ungliyan Ghutnon Se Nechay Hona,
jazakAllah

Spoken Words

A relationship not only depends on the spoken words.

But, it also depends on understanding the Unspoken feelings.

saanse Chura lo

Koi Ek Pal Ho To Chalo Nazrain Chura Lon Is Se,

Ye Teri Yaad To Saanso Ki TarAh Ati Hai.

Mera Zoaq Unki Chahat

Kabhi Unka Naam Lena, Kabhi Unki Baat Karna…….!

Mera Zoaq Unki Chahat, Mera Shoaq Un Par Marna……..!

Jab Dour Ufaq Pr Lali Ho

Jab Dour Ufaq Pr Lali Ho
Jab Sham Udasi Wali Ho
Jab Zabt Ka Bandan Tuta Ho
Jab Aas Ka Daman Chuta Ho
Jab Darshan Pyas Bujate Hon
Jab Mosam Geet Sunate Hon
Jab Kan Hon Tarse Baton Ko
Jab Nend Na Aaye Raton Ko
Jab Ankon Mai Jugrate Hon
Jab Apne Dard Statay Hon
Tub Yad Bohat Tum Atay Ho
Tub Yad Bohat Tum Atay Ho..

During Maths I Was Thinking Of You

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Green Tree

Always Keep Hoping For Good.
As The Chinese Say,
“Keep A Green Tree In Your Heart, The Singing Bird Will Surely Come..”

Gud Mrning……

Funny Faraz Poetry

Muhalle ki Larkiyan hai kuch Naraz

Q K

Aitikaf me beth gya hai farazzzzz…..

Sardar ke Car

1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha: “SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se aik pathan ne truck thok diya.

Truck par likha tha, “AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

I Love You When

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

Na thi JISKO

Na thi JISKO mere pyaar ki kadar…

Itefaq se USSI ko chah rahe they hum…

Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko,

Jisko hawa se bacha rahe they hum.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”

New Elemnt Added

A New elemnt Added 2 the Periodic Table..

Name : GIRL

Symbol : Gl

Atomic Weight : Don’t Even Dare 2 Ask!

Physical Proprties :

Boils at Anytime,

Can Freeze at Anytime,

Melts if Handled with Love & Care,

Very Bitter if Misshndled.!

Chemical Proprties;

Very Reactive,

Highly Unstable,

Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Othr Precious Items,

Money Reducing Agent,

Volatile when left Alone.

Occurance:

Mostly found in front of mirror

😀

Last Friday of Ramadan

May This Last Friday of Ramadan Bring You All Peace And Prosperity.
And May All of your prayers and virtues accepted by Allah ..
Allah Bless all of us
Remember me in your Juma Prayer Ameen

Mixed Emotion

What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Hussain Teray Lahoo Ki Khusbo

Hussain Teray Lahoo Ki Khusbo
Falak K Daaman Say Arhi Hay

Who Gave You That Black Eye

Santa: Who gave you that black eye?
Pappu: Nobody – I had to fight for it!

Aankhoon ko Soojhta he Nai

Meri Aankhon Ko Soojhta Hee Nahi
Ya Muqaddar Mein Raasta Hee Nahi
Wo Bharay Sheher Mein Kisi Se Bhi
Mere Baaray Mein Poochta Hee Nahi
Phir Wohi Shaam Hai Wohi Ham Hain
Haan Magar Dil Mein Honsla Hee Nahi
Ham Chalay Os Ki Bazm Se Uth Kar
Aur Wo Hai Ke Rokta Hee Nahi
Dil Jo Ek Dost Tha Magar Wo Bhi
Chup Ka Pathar Hai Bolta Hee Nahi
Mein Tou Os Ki Talaash Mein Guum Hun
Wo Kubhi Mujh Ko Dhoondta Hee Nahi

Im Actually Not A Big Fan

Im actually not a big fan of the word hope.
I think its a depressing word.
I dont want to hope – I want to know.
Like I dont hope theres a God, I know theres a God.

Haseen Hone Ka Dawa

Hum Haseen hoone ka dawa to nhi krte magar

Jise ankh bhar kr dekh lein

uljhan me dal Dete hain

Koi Aur Hi Kaam Somp Do

Koi aur hi kaam somp do mujhe ab tum,
Yeh kya tujhe sochna aur sochtey hi rehna..

Baraf Ka Tukra Leak

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha…
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Toot jaty hain

Toot jaty hain bikhar jaty hain, Kaanch k ghar mei Muqaddar  APNE

Ajnabi to sada Piyaar se miltey hain, Bhool jaty hain to aksar  APNE

Trust is a greater compliment

Trust is the eaziest thing in World to lose…
&
Amplitude is the hardest thing to get back…!

To be trusted is a greater
compliment than to be loved…!!