Monday, December 30, 2013

Blessings of Allah on this Eid

May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and


open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

Friday, December 27, 2013

Kisi Roz Tum Ko Bhe Meri Bohot Yaad Aai Gee

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,


tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,


tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.


meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,


mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,


or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,


or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,


or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,


kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

3 Dost Thay

3 Dost thay,
Kallu,Billu,Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.
Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Semifinal Khelna Hai

Koi hmmara haal bi poch lay…


FARAZ,


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hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay…;-)

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Dil e Nadan Ko

Ek Ajnabi Se Baat Kya Hui Ki Qayamat Ho Gayi,


Sare Shaher Ko Is Chahat Ki Khabar Ho Gayi…!!


Kyun Naa Dosh Du Dil-e-Nadan Ko,


Dosti Ka Irada Tha Aur Mohabbat Ho Gayi…!!

Passion Is Very Important To Me

Passion is very important to me.
If you stop enjoying things,
youve got to look at it,
because it can lead to all kinds of depressing scenarios.

Zindagi kis nay Barbaad ki

Us nay poucha Zindagi kis nay Barbaad ki,


Main nay ungli uthai Aur


Apnay he Dilki taraf kardi.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Yaad Ate Ho

Uffhoo kyun itna yad ho tum…


Mujhe yaad ane k ilwa koi kam nhi tmahre pass..!!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha


Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai……??


Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai


Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya


Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi


0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya


Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya… :@

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Every Successful Student

Behind every successful studeNt…
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there is a deactivated faceb0ok acc0unt

Hair cut at saloon

Having a hair cut at saloon


Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak


Zyada short mat kar dena, Curls bhi chahiye


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Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Sardar dosti urdu sms

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?
Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C.

Monday, December 9, 2013

pathan funny sms recieved

A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend.


“I MISS YOU”


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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,


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” I MR YOU “

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Masoom Mohabbat

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai ,


Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai


Amma Ghar Se Nikalne Nai Deti Or Mujhe Date Pe Jana Hai,…

Way back to you

Respect cann’t be found,
when you seek it for yourself.
But ! when you give it to others,
you will see that it will find its way back to you.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Malaal Hona Hai

Ussay Abhi Apne Kiye Ka Malaal Hona Hai…!


Abhi To Ishq Mein Aesa Bhi Haal Hona Hai…!!

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai
Terey Ehssaas Say Mohabbat Ki Hai


Tu Merey Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi
Teri Yaad Say Mohabbat Ki Hai


Kabhi Tu Nay Bhi Mujhay Yaad Kya Ho Ga
Main Nay Un Lamhaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai


Jin Main Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatain
Main Nay Un Auqaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai


Aur Jo Mahekay Ho Sirf Teri Hi Mohabbat Say
Main Nay Un Jazbaat Say Mohabaat Ki Hai


Tujh Say Milna Tu Ab Khuwaab Sa Lagta Hai ???
Mohsin Nay Terey Intezaar Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Neend Nai Aati

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad


Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Security Cameras

When I was child,
My Mother sent me to the Store with 10 Rs,
&
I used to come back with
1 Kg Potatoes
Packet of Soap
Shampoo
3 Milk Packs
Half a Dozen Eggs
&
Choclate Bags
You can’t do that now
due to
Too Many Security Cameras =p

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...