Happy Independence Day

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Independence day

Uska Zikar Kar Ke

Aazamte Hain Log Zabt Mera
Baar Baar Uska Zikar Kar Ke ….

Tere talash

Teri talash men mera wajood he na raha

Tabah ker gayi mere hasti ko aarzoo tree

Aqal Kaha Chali Gaye

Agar ap ghar mai behan bhaiyon

mai sab se bare hain to

ap ne ye lazmi suna hoga

Wo to chota hai lekin tumhari

Aqal kaha chali gai the.

Never Lose Hope

Four candles were talking to each other

1st-“I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-“I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-“I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-“I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!”

Life is tough but let’s never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed

Start of Jan

My wishes for you, great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, peace for March,
No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014

Jb Gharz Hui Tb Yaad Kia

Jb gharz hui tb yaad kia, Jb waqt mila tb waar kiya.
Ab aur hqeeqat kia likhun is dour k mukhlis doston ki..

Tumhare nazar uthar ker

tum aao tumhari nazar uataaren hum
khud ko phenk den tumry sar se war k

Ek Bar Kuch Bandar

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Car Accident

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name?

Patient: Pappu Singh.

Nurse: age?

Patient: 25 years.

Nurse: married?

Patient : no no, car accident !!

Like a Sun

Cleavage is like the sun,

You can glance at it for only a second.

But if you wear sunglasses,

You can look much longer

Juma k roz

Juma k roz 70 martaba darood pak parhane wale ki, 100 hajtein poori hote hain 30 duniya ki, 70 akhirat ki, fwD iT kyun k aj jitne log parhen ge apko sawab hoga.

Diya JAlane k Lye

Aayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya JAlane k Lye

Ghor Kijye

Ayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya Jalane k Lye

Rakha Hua Tael B Le Gayi,Suhag Raat Manane k Liye.

Full pain yakki

Dosti Ka Haq Hum

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Youn Ada Kartay Hain
Dost Ke Naam Per Jan Fida Kartay Hain
Tumhey Phool Ka Zakham Bhi Na Anay Pae
Allah Say Roz Yeh Dua Kartay Hain

Main Driver Ko Nokri Se

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do.

Na Jaane Ye Yaadein Bhi Kya Chiz Hai

Na Jaane Ye Yaadein Bhi Kya
Chiz Hai,
Jab Aati Hai To Rukne Ka Naam
Hi Nahi Leti,
Jab Nahi Aati To Barson Baras
Tak Nahi Aati,

Male Life Partner

A Fact Of Life…

Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like

‘Massi’ 😉

Leading a dogs life

Q: Why dogs do not marry?
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A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life! 😀

Izat De

= Jo muje msg na kre

ALLAH use
ZARDARI jesi izat

Obama jesi rungat

Shekh Rasheed jesi jawani
Nawaz Sharif jesa hair style

or Chudry Shujat jsi awaz de…!

Dost kon hota ha

Dost kon hota ha???

Answer:

Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye

Bewaja sir khaye

Aap 1 bolo

Wo 4 sunaye

Kabhi sataye

Kabhi rulaye

Tareef karo to begherti dikhaye

Gali 2 to muskuraye

hr baat mein kamina pn dikhaye

Mgr

Hamesha sath nibhaye.

Dedicate 2 all my chwal frnds.

HASSSO chwlow…

Empty Pockets Teaches Million

“Empty Pockets teaches million things in life…”

But,

“Full Pockets spoil’s U in million ways”

Dua ke liye

Kehtay Hain Loog Mujh Ko Bhi Duaa K Liyee
Kiss Qadar RAB Nay Mairy Aaib Chupaa Rakhay Hain

konsa style mujh pe suit krta

REPLY MUST:>
“in me sy Wo konsa style hy jo mujh pe bht suit krta hy?”
=> samjhana
=> muskurana
=> mazak krna
=> larai krna
=>har waqt sona
=> pyar krna
=> ghusa krna
=>kehqe lgana