Urdu Dard e tanhai Sms

Lakh Koshish Karo HaMe Bhulaneki,

HuM TuMhe Yaad Aate To Honge,

Wo Pyarke LaMhe TuMhe Satate To Honge,

HuM Jo Rokte Aaye Aanusonke Sailab Ko

Wo TuMhari Aankhonse Behte To Honge…

bachi tez nikli

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

Intelligent Ho To Jawab Do

Intelligent ho to Jawab Do:
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God, Mother, One, Ball.
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In 4 Alfaaz ko Aise Milay k Pakistan ki Mashhoor Shakhsiat ka Naam banay?

A Doctor and an Engineer

A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
The Doctor gives the girl rose everyday . . .
while the Engineer gives an apple to the girl everyday . . .
Doctor confused and ask the engineer : WHy ?
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Engineer : An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away ! 😀

Allama iqbal Poetry: Na hoti koi Majboori

“Zaroorat” torr deti hy Gharoor-o-Be’Niazi ko,
Na hoti koi Majboori to her banda “Khuda” hota…
(Allama iqbal)

Mohabbat per bs

M0habt Par Na Jane ki0un Kisi ka BAs Nai Chlta,
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YE He Wo Ek jaZba Hai . .ju Na-Farman h0ta hai . .!

Jo aana chaho

“”Jo aana chaho hazaar rastay,

na aana chaho uzer hazaaron,

“”Mizaj barham, taweel rastay,

barasti baarish,

kharab mosam..

Naram Ghftar Bun Jao

Jis darakht ki lakri narm ho gi uski shakhin ziada hongi,
bs naram tabyat or narm guftar ban jao
ta k aap k chahne wale ziada hon.

sarko sarki pa lia

sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola

Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.

Girls TOP 3 Lines Meaning

Girls TOP 3 Lines Meaning

1. I Miss You

(Means: Time Pass Nahi Ho Raha Hai. Tumhare Saath Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)

2. I AM Single
(Means: Mera Past BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya. Ab Tumhari Baari)

3. Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
(Means: Aur 2, 3 BF Waiting Me The)

Sardar Funny Translation

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

Halqa-e-Ishq main

Halqa-e-Ishq Se Main Umeedwaar Hon MuhabbaT Ki,,

Hy Koi Jo Is DiL Pe Mohr Laga kr kamyab kare. .