Behtreen Insan

Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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Aap Message daikh rahey hain.. 😛 😉

Dard Ke Tehweel

Is dard ke tehweel mein rehty howy hum ko

Chup chap bikhrna hy tamasha nahe krna

May Ur Neighbours Respect You

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

Ek profesor khaali plate

Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…

Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??

Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)

joyfully leave everything

Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand

will eventually see God’s hand in everything.

Because..Worries ENDwhereFaith BEGINS…!~GooD MorninG~

zehmat woh bhi nahi

Bare ajeeb Doston sey nawaza hai KHUDA ne mujhe

“WASI”

Jo main na kron yaad to zehmat woh bhi nahi kartay

I Am New To This City

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

Santa To A Doctor

Santa to a doctor,
Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Wheres the patient?
Santa: Im the patient also!

Funny Load Shedding Sms in Urdu

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes!!! pakistan u know why?

har raat candle light dinner… =P

Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding

galib ne bola hai

Ap k liye galib ne bola hai,
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Såmåñdår k kiñåre bèthå kärò

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køi nä köi låhär tø åyègi
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Kismät nå badli to kiå höwa
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kåm sè kåm
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SHÅKÅL hi dhül jåygi.

MohobaT Chorr Di Hum ne

“Woh SaansoN Se Bandhi Zanjir Thi, Jo Torr Di Hum nay”…!!

“Jaldi Soya Karein gay Ab”, “K MohobaT Chorr Di Hum ne”…!!!

TU Chahta hy k

TU Chahta_hy_k_hr subha_tujhe_ Anmol_khazana _Bhejon_

_Lekin_ mere_Daman mein_Duaon_k siwa kch Bhi nahi

Subha bakhair

Funny Indian Politician Sms

India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai

jo bolta b hy

Chalta be hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

s=singh

Ye Exams K Rishty Bhi

Ye exams k rishty bhi aajeeb hoty hain

Sab k apny apny naseeb hoty hain

Rehty hain jo nigahoon say dor

Saaly wohi question papr mein zaroor hoty hain.