Happy Eid Mubarak

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.

May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and

ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.

Happy Eid Mubarak

When U Start Ur Day

When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
Gud Morng dost

Sardar Susar Se

Sardar Apne Susar Se:

Mennu Jahez Vich Motercycle Chayi Di Ay.

Susar: Paen yakka…!!!

Tenu Poray Pind Di Taxi Dey Diti Ay,

Hun V Motercyle Di Ksr Ay?

Eas¡ly be punched

Somet¡mes l¡ttle th¡ngs hurts:-)

> No reply from ur loved_ones

> Ignorance of class_teacher

> Laugh¡ng of fr¡ends at u

> Shout¡ng of b¡g_brother

> When ur best_fr¡end busy with another fr¡end

> When ur S¡s tells ur secrets to Mom

> When l¡ttle brother don’t give u chips that he brought at home

> When u express ur feelings to some_one spec¡al but she does’nt try to understand.

S¡mply, but True.

Heart is very soft, it can eas¡ly be punched…

faraz poetry sms

”’ Tum  Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai faraz….”’

”’ Ye to mohsin ko bi sar-e-aam saza dete hain …. ”’

Naughty Sms Jokes Urdu

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : “GIVE ME SWEET KISS”

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Urdu Naughty Sms

IndiCation of SinCerity

“The One who compares you with others is not aware of ur worth coz

the IndiCation of SinCerity arises fr0m the conCept of yOu being MatchLess”

Yunhi Waqt Guzar Jaega

Naraz Rehte Rehte Yunhi Waqt Guzar Jaega
Door Hone k Baad Koi Boht Yaad Aaega
Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Tak Hum Sath Hen
D0ST
Kal Ka Kia Pata Waqt Kahan Le Jaega.!

Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
GOOD MORING
HAVE NICE DAY

I Have Learned That

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy.
First, let her think shes having her own way.
And second, let her have it.

Dedicated to all my friends

Dictionary is the only place where

1.death comes before life
2.End comes before start
3.child comes before parents
4.divorce comes before marriage
5.Evening comes before morning
6.Result comes before Test
7.Destination comes before struggle
8.Dinner comes before lunch
9.Doctor comes before fever.

But the thing i consider right in dictionary is that

10.FRIEND COMES BEFORE RELATIVE.

Dedicated to all my friends.

Teri sanson ki thakan

Tere honton pe tabasum ki wo halki si lakeer..
Mere takhayul mai reh reh k jhalak uthti hy..
Yon achank tere aaraz ka khayal ata hy..
Jaise zulmat mai koi shama bharak uthti hy..

Tere perhan e rangen ki janoon khez mehak..
Khawb bn bn k mere zehan mai lehrati hy..
Rat ko sard khamoshi mai hr ik jhonke se..
Tere anfaas, tere jism ki aanch ati hy..

Mai sulagte hoe razon ko ayan to kr dn..
Lykin in razon ki tasheer se g drta hy..
Rat k khawab ujale mai bayan to kr dn..
In haseen khawabn ki tahber se g drta hy..

Teri sanson ki thakan, teri nigahon ka sakoot..
Darhaqeqat koi rangeen shararat hy na ho..
Mai jise pyar ka andaz smj betha hn..
Wo tabasum, wo takalum teri adat hy na ho..

Kahen aisa na ho paon mere thara jayen..
Aur teri marmari bahon ka sahara na mile..
Ashk behte rahen khamosh, siyah raaton main..
Aur tere reshmi anchal ka kinara na mile.

Look Outside Its So Romantic

Look outside its so romantic…
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because i invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.

I Love you

Love is not about how much you say I Love You
but how much you can prove that its true

Christmas Is A Holy Night

Christmas is a holy night…

A Star of Wonder,
A Breath of Heaven…

A Perfect Child,
a Fathers gift…

And a World Forever Blessed.
Merry Christmas

Sache dil se dua

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… 😉

JUMA k Din

JUMA
k Din GhusaL 1 hafte K Gunahon Ka Kuffara hai

JUMA
ko Nakhun tarashna Bemari Se Hifazat hai

JUMA
ko Durud Se Behter koi Zikr Nhi
“Jumä Mubärìk”

Definition Of Girlfriends

IAS 59 ”Girlfriends”
Definition: A girlfriend is a current asset as a result of past efforts and events that is probable to generate future Dates, Gifts and much more.
If not properly handled, may become long term liability i.e ”Wife” :-S.

Rahe Salamat Zindagi Unki

Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo Meri Khushi Ki Faryad Karte Hain,

Aye Khuda Unki Zindagi Khusiyon Se Bhar De,

Jo Mujhe Duaon me Yaad Karty Hain.

Successful Man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Funny Friendship Urdu Sms

Freinds “BALLONS” ki tarha hotay hain

Ek dafa hath se choot jayen to wapis nai atey!!

Is Liy main sochta hoon

k

“Apki hawa nikal k apne pas rukh lon” 😉

Ja Puttar Ek Glass Pani Le Ke Aa

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

You are my only valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Ye Rim Jim Ye Barish

Ye Rim Jim Ye Barish, Ye Awargi Ka Mosam

Hmare Bas Mai Hota Tu Tere Pass Chale Aate

Jumy k Din

Jumy k Din

AsaR Ki NAMAZ

k Baad

Farishte Zameen Pr Sone k wark

or

Chandi k Kalam

Sy Durood PAK

Parhnay walon k Naam Likhty Hain

Juma k Din Suraj Ghurob Hony Tk Jitna Ho Saky

Durood Sharif

Prhiye

or

Ye sms 4word Kr dain

koi is neki Se Mehroom Na Rahy

ALLAH Apko

iska Ajar ATA FARMAYE AMEEN.

“JUMMA MUBARAK”

Taqdeer ne is dil

“…”…Taqdeer ne is dil pe itne zakhm lagaye hain…” *,,DOST,,*

“k”jab muskrane ko je chahta hai to aansu nikal ate hain.

Littar tenu pain

Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey

Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey

Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey

Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha

Feel the depth

Feel the depth of this sentence:

“God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart….

That’s why He made them boneless”