Naughty Peer Ji

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. Un Dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi??

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Peer: pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga. 😛

Basanti ko nahate hue dekha

Gabbar- Aaj maine Basanti ko Nahate hue dekha.

VIRU- Kutte-kamine mai tera khoon pee jaunga.

Gabbar- Abey oh….vampire ki Aulaad.

Mai naha rha tha or Basanti pass se jaa rhi thi

Itna to yaqeen ni hai

Kaash Uss Se Milne Ka Koi Sabab Ban Jaye

Phir Kya Ho K Jaesa Wo Pehly Tha Ab Ban Jaye

Rishta Uss Se Ho Mera Kuch Iss Tarha Ka

Main Hath Uthaon Dua K Liye Wo Lab Ban Jaye

Itna To Yaqeen Hai Wo ik Din Loat Aaye Ga

Iss Baat Ka Pata Nahi Wo Mera Kab Ban Jaye

Koi Ja K Ussy Ye Mera Paegam To Day Day

Hukamrani Kary Dil Par Wo Mera Jab Ban Jaye

Muhabbat Mein Yun Zabardasti Achi Nahi

Chalo Jab Uss Ka Dil Chahe Wo Mera Tab Ban Jaye.

The Work Shop

The Secret for
a Successful Marriage Is:
“The Work-Shop…!!”
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The Husband Works
& The Wife Shops.. =D 😉

Taqdeer Badal Jye

Agr Tum kisi ko chaho to yeh na dekho k wo tmhri taqdeer me hy ya nai, BALKAY
Itni shiddat sy chaho k taqdeer
hi badal jye.

All my sins

O ALLAH, forgive me all my sins
Great and small, the first and the last
those that are apparent and those that are hidden

AMEEN

JUMMAH MUBARAK

Tumhari Mohabbat Ka Pyaasa Hu

Tumhari Mohabbat Ka Pyaasa Hu
Isliye Haath Fayla Diya Maine

Aye Ladkiyo
Hum To Khud Ki Zindagi K Liye Bhi Duaa Nahi Karte

No Matter How Happily A Woman

No matter how happily a woman may be married,
it always pleases her to discover that
there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Life is a Song

L!fe !s a Song… S!ng !t

L!fe !s a Game… Play !t

L!fe !s a Challenge… Meet !t

L!fe !s a Dream… Realize !t

L!fe !s a Sacrifice… Offer !t

L!fe !s a Love… Enjoy !t

Toothpaste Me Namak

FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia,
Teri smile me kya chamak hy,
Teri smile me.. Kya Chamak hy
Larki smile kr k boli bhaiya
mere toothpaste me namak hy.

Us Ka Chehra

chand ny kaha rothy ho kis liye
mein ny kaha dil toota hai is liye
chand ny kaha chahat mein to esa hota hi hai
mein ny kaha chahat b to ek dhoka hai
chand ny kaha bhol jao usy
mein ny kaha to meri zindagi le ja
chan ny kaha dunia mein aur b chehry hain
mein ny kaha dil py usi ki yaad k pehry hain

From: WAQAS AHMED (03456665541)

Zamany Me teri

Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon Gi

Zamany Me teri
Ankhon Me pani chor jaon Gi

Lipat kr dair Tuk dar-o-diwar se Log roynge

Me aisi sog me lipti jawani chor Jaon Gi

Mitaogi kahan Tak Tum Meri yaden meri baten

Me har 1 mor pr apni nishani chor jaon Gi

Mery ye lafz mr k b mujhy marny nai dengy

Me chup ho k b Lehjy ki rawani chor jaon gi

Kuch is tarha se Niklu gi sari Dunya ko rulaa kr

Mn dushman k b chehray pr herani chor jaon gi…

Sacha Dost wo hy

Sacha dost wo hy jo apki ankh m phla ansu dekhle.

2sra ansu ponch le

3sra ansu rokle,

Or 4tha ansu dekhe to

1 kas k thapar laga k bole

Ley hun rajj k ro

Maloom he Tha mujh

Maloom Hi Tha Kuch Nahi Ho Ga Haasil Lekin…!!

Wo Ishq Hi Kya Jis Men Khud Ko Na Gawaya Jaaye…!!