Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Tujhay Galay Se Lagana

Hum Apni Rooh tera jism mai hi chor aye Faraz
Tujhay galey se lagana tu ek bahana tha ….

Monday, April 29, 2013

Best Naughty Sms Girlfriend

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel?

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Aankh Bhar Aaye Hai

Us Sey Taluk Hi Kuch Aisa Raha Hai Dosto ,


Jab Bhi Socha usey Aankh Bhar Aaye Hai

Friday, April 26, 2013

Account has been hacked

Sir your account has been hacked
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Facebook???
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No sir, your bank account
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Ooh Thank God!

You Only Live Once

You only live once,
but if you do it right,
once is enough.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Golden Lines

Golden Lines:


Kisi ki Shakal dekh ker uska mazaak mat uraoo..


Ho saktha hai k usne


tumse zayda bachiyan phansai hon…!!!


Submit By: Mohsin Mumtaz

Thursday, April 18, 2013

WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan”


From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

To Keep Your Marriage Brimming

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
Whenever you are right, shut up.

Jisay AAP likhta hoon khat main ab

Jisay aaks aks ganva diy,
Kabhi rubaru thi mere liye,
Jisay naqsh naqsh bujha diya,
Kabhi char-su thi mere liye,
Jo had e hawa say bhi door hai,
kabhi kubaku thi mere liye,
Jo tapish hai moj e sarab ki,
Kabhi aabju thi mere liye,
Jisay AAP likhta hoon khat main ab,
Kabhi sirf tu thi mere liye..

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Project of 14_Aug_2015

Project of 14_Aug_2015


Sadar-e-Pakistan Ne America Ko Imdad Dene Ka Elan Kr Dia


India Ne Pakistan Se Moafi Mang Li


1 Rupee =99Doller Petrol Rs.20/Barrel


Pakistan Ne UK & USA Ko Imdad Mein 400 Tons Cheeni De Di.


Ye Sb Ho Skta Hai Agr Aap


2013 K Election Mein


Mujh Ko Pakistan Ka P.M Bnane Mein TaWun Krein.


THANK YOU. 😉

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Pepsi 65 Ki

Kash Zardari ke Baap ki shadi pe pepsi 65 ki ho jati..
Jis ko samjh aaya wo forward karain baqi light aye to Pogo dekhain.
:-p

Monday, April 15, 2013

Ye dooriyan

Ye Dooriyan To Mita Doon Main, Ek Pal MeiN Magar


Kabhi Kadam Nahi Chalte, To Kabhi Raaste Nahi Milte

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Love Someone

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!


But


Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Rishton Ka Dhaga

Rishton Ka Dhaga Itna Kachha Nhi Hota


Kisi ka Dil Todna Achha Nhi Hota


Pyar To Dil Ki Aawaz Hai


Kon Kehta He Ek Taraf Ka Pyar Sachha Nhi Hota

Friday, April 12, 2013

Yeh Sab Ne Kya

yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha….
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.
Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha….


…..2014 shoro ho gaya ha…..
.:::::..————..:::::::
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.oye pathano insan ban jana .

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Na Hume Aapse Sikwa

Na hume aapse sikwa hai na sikayat hai,
Hume to bas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai

Monday, April 8, 2013

Eid ki Shoping

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De


Teacher Wo Jo Saza De


Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De


DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De


Aur


Apna Wo
Jo


Eid ki shoping Krwa De


HAI KOI MERA “Apna”. ?

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Purane zamane ki girls

Purane zamane ki girls: “Roshni chand se hoti hai,
Sitaro se nahi.
Pyar 1 se hota hai,
hazaro se nahi..!!!


New genration grls: “Chand ko to chandni mil gai,
Ab taro ka kya hoga.
Agar pyar 1 se kr liya to fir bache hue hazaron ka kya hoga!!!!

Friday, April 5, 2013

ik raat wo

ik raat wo merey galey se lag k intaa roye
AAMIR


jesey meri tarha barbad koi usey bhi kar gia tha

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Likh Likh K Chomta Hun

Likh Likh K Chomta Hun Tera Nam Ya Allah
Dil Main Basa Hua Hy Tera Nam Ya Allah


Lagti Nahi Hy Isiliye Thokar Mujhe Kabhi
Aata Hy Tera Naam Mere Kam Ya Allah.

Monday, April 1, 2013

rah-e-wafa pe

Aa bant len sare dard-o-alam kuch tm rkh lo kuch hm rkh len


Ab ponch lo apne ashk sanam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len


Hm 7 rahen or 7 chalen hm 7 jiyen or 7 maren


Is rah-e-wafa pe apne qadam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len


Mana k dukhon se tm ho bharay or hm b khali hath nhi


Ye zulm-o-sitam tmhe meri qasam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len


Be dard zamane wale jo kuch kehte hain so kehne do


BE LOS TAMANNAO KA BHARAM KUCH TM RKH LO KUCH HM RKH LEN

I Have Learned That Only

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy.
First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it.

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