Doctor Owr Allah Ko Khabi

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Fakeer Sheikh se

Fakeer: ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho krG hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

Ishq Kerne Walo Ka

Ishq krny walun ka yehi anjaam hota hai
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Kabhi khansi, khabhi nazla khabhi zukam hota ha

Khushiyon Ka Dour Bhi Kabhi

Khushiyon ka dour
Bhi Kabhi Aa Hi jaey Ga,,,,,,,,,,!
Dost
Gham BHI Toh Mil
Rahey hain,,,,,,,,,,,
Tamanna Kiey Baghair,,,,,
Subha Bakhar
,,,,Alsalm O Alyakum,,,,,,,

Typing Speed VS Writing Speed

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. u know y ?
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Coz today’s Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :

Happy Independence Day in English

Other might have forgotten,

But never can i,

The Green Flag of my country Winds up very high,

*** Happy Independence day ***

MID NIGHT COFFEES

MID NIGHT COFFEES

Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life…

Touch her Heart

Every girl deserves a guy who takes her out on a date,

and not touch her anywhere but her heart.

Value of Relationship

Value of relation is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you.

Mohabbat kia hai

Mohabbat kia hai?

Main ne pucha

Zindagi se,

Jawani se,

Suraj se,

Phoolon se,

Kainaat se,

Asmaan se,

Zameen se, dost se,

lekin Koi tasalli bakhsh jwab na mila

Aakhir tareekh hath pakarr kar peechay le gai….

Boht peechay…

Raat tareek thi..

Taray b so chuke thay…

1 Azeem HASTI,

sajde main jhuki,

geeli aankhon k sath,

1 he lafz dohra rhi thi,

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

Tareekh ny jhanjhor kr kaha

Ay nadaan. . .

ye hay “MUHABBAT”.

Chote Gang mein

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?

Papu – Hathi

Sir – Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?

Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai

Sir – Shabashhhh: Hathi sahi jawab hai

1 interesting Joke

1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans= Yes No
Reply must

Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi

Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai

Tuadi Phophi Ka Munda

Teacher shagird say:

Agar tumhara samana jangal maen

sher sy ho jaye tu kia kro gy.

Shagrid sir: maen drakhat per charr jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher dhrakhat per bhi char gya tu

Shagrid: sir maen darya maen kud jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher darya maen uttar aya tu

Shagrid: gussey say sir sher ki badi hamayat

kr rahe ho, sher jenway tuadi phophi da munda ayy.

Best April Fool Sms

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It is impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

Toot Jane Se

Dard Bahut Hua Dil Ke Toot Jane Se..

Kuch Na Mila Un Ke Liye Aansu Bahane Se..

Wo Jante The Wajah Mere Dard Ki..

Phir Bhi Baz Na Aye Wo Mujko Azmane Se..!!