Blessings of Allah on this Eid

May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and

open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

Kisi Roz Tum Ko Bhe Meri Bohot Yaad Aai Gee

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,

or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

3 Dost Thay

3 Dost thay,
Kallu,Billu,Ullo,
Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.
Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.
Or hamara
Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.

Semifinal Khelna Hai

Koi hmmara haal bi poch lay…

FARAZ,

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hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay…;-)

Dil e Nadan Ko

Ek Ajnabi Se Baat Kya Hui Ki Qayamat Ho Gayi,

Sare Shaher Ko Is Chahat Ki Khabar Ho Gayi…!!

Kyun Naa Dosh Du Dil-e-Nadan Ko,

Dosti Ka Irada Tha Aur Mohabbat Ho Gayi…!!

Passion Is Very Important To Me

Passion is very important to me.
If you stop enjoying things,
youve got to look at it,
because it can lead to all kinds of depressing scenarios.

Zindagi kis nay Barbaad ki

Us nay poucha Zindagi kis nay Barbaad ki,

Main nay ungli uthai Aur

Apnay he Dilki taraf kardi.

Yaad Ate Ho

Uffhoo kyun itna yad ho tum…

Mujhe yaad ane k ilwa koi kam nhi tmahre pass..!!

Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha

Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai……??

Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai

Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya

Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi

0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya… :@

Every Successful Student

Behind every successful studeNt…
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Hair cut at saloon

Having a hair cut at saloon

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak

Zyada short mat kar dena, Curls bhi chahiye

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Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage

Sardar dosti urdu sms

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?
Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C.

pathan funny sms recieved

A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend.

“I MISS YOU”

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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,

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” I MR YOU “

Masoom Mohabbat

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai ,

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bus Itna Fasana Hai

Amma Ghar Se Nikalne Nai Deti Or Mujhe Date Pe Jana Hai,…

Way back to you

Respect cann’t be found,
when you seek it for yourself.
But ! when you give it to others,
you will see that it will find its way back to you.

Malaal Hona Hai

Ussay Abhi Apne Kiye Ka Malaal Hona Hai…!

Abhi To Ishq Mein Aesa Bhi Haal Hona Hai…!!

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai
Terey Ehssaas Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Tu Merey Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi
Teri Yaad Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Kabhi Tu Nay Bhi Mujhay Yaad Kya Ho Ga
Main Nay Un Lamhaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Jin Main Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatain
Main Nay Un Auqaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Aur Jo Mahekay Ho Sirf Teri Hi Mohabbat Say
Main Nay Un Jazbaat Say Mohabaat Ki Hai

Tujh Say Milna Tu Ab Khuwaab Sa Lagta Hai ???
Mohsin Nay Terey Intezaar Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Neend Nai Aati

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad

Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Security Cameras

When I was child,
My Mother sent me to the Store with 10 Rs,
&
I used to come back with
1 Kg Potatoes
Packet of Soap
Shampoo
3 Milk Packs
Half a Dozen Eggs
&
Choclate Bags
You can’t do that now
due to
Too Many Security Cameras =p

Es Mohawary Ko Jumlay Mai Estimal Karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Humaray ghar main Jin hain

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain …

Baap: Saman pack karo …

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy….

Aayat-e- Qurani

Lab Pe Hadeeson Ki Rawani Le Chal,

Seenay Me

Aayat-e- Qurani Le Chal,

Agar Milna Ho Baag-e-Jannat Me

To Peshani Pe

Sajday Ki Nishani Le Chal.

shehar-e sitamgar me wafa

Is shehar-e sitamgar me wafa dhond rahe hein Nadan hain ham,

yeh keya dhoond rahe hain Ham log muqadar k sikandar tou nehi hain kya

soche ke phir Aab-e-baqa dhoond rahe hain khamosh fizaoon

me yeh bechain prindey Es habs ke mausam me hawa dhoond rahe hain

Jo Dil sy nikalte hi,

tere Qalb ko chhu le Ham log wohi harf-e-Dua dhoond rahe hain

Ek shakhs ny manga tha kabhi hamko Dua me

Us shakhs ko abii tak Bakhuda dhoond rahe hain

You & Me Anniversary Wishes

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn,

you and me,

are just a few things that arent supposed to go together

but usually end up that way.

Happy Anniversary!

Logon se bewaja behes

Logon se bewaja behes mat karo,

tumhari aabru khatm ho jaegi aur ziyada mazaq mat karo

q k logon mein tum se bat karne ki jurrat peda ho jaegi,

*GOOD NIGHT*

Love ourselves Even

We love ourselves even after

we make so many mistakes.

so why do we hate others for

one or two mistakes they have made

Bhegay Mosam Ki Khushbu Hawaoo May Ho

Bhegay mosam ki khushbu hawaoo may ho
Apkay sath ka ehsaas in fizao may ho
Yuhi sda rahay apkay Honto pay Muskurahat
Itna asar meri duao may ho……
Good Luck

Hisaab e umar

Hisaab-e-Umar ka itna sa Goshwaara ha
Tuman nikaal k dekha tu sab Khasaara ha

Never Apologize what you feel

Never apologize for what you feel.

It is like saying sorry for being real.

Most Successful Happy Married Life

Most successful
Happy married life is
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Yet to be seen

Urdu Fathers Day Poetry

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin
Tumhare reh nahi Sakta……….

Aasman Ke Taare

Aasman ke taare aksar poochte hai humse

kya tumhe ab bhi intzaar hai uske lout aane ka

aur mera dil muskura ke kehta hai,

mujhe to ab tak yakeen nhi hua uske jane ka !!!

Ajeeb Rishta Hai

Ik Ajab Rishta Hai Meray Or Un K Dermiyan

Wo Hamaray Sab Kuch Hain Hum Un K Kuch Bhi Nahi

Teri aik Angaraai lene sy

Teri aik Angaraai lene sy mera Dum nikal sa jata hy
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Ay Zaalim
Ay Qaatil
Ay Dilbar
Ay Dost
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Ek Body Spray lagane mai tera kia jata hy;-)

Happy Independence Day

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Independence day

Uska Zikar Kar Ke

Aazamte Hain Log Zabt Mera
Baar Baar Uska Zikar Kar Ke ….

Tere talash

Teri talash men mera wajood he na raha

Tabah ker gayi mere hasti ko aarzoo tree

Aqal Kaha Chali Gaye

Agar ap ghar mai behan bhaiyon

mai sab se bare hain to

ap ne ye lazmi suna hoga

Wo to chota hai lekin tumhari

Aqal kaha chali gai the.

Never Lose Hope

Four candles were talking to each other

1st-“I am PEACE, no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-“I am FAITH, nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-“I am LOVE, nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-“I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!”

Life is tough but let’s never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed

Start of Jan

My wishes for you, great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, peace for March,
No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec.
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014

Jb Gharz Hui Tb Yaad Kia

Jb gharz hui tb yaad kia, Jb waqt mila tb waar kiya.
Ab aur hqeeqat kia likhun is dour k mukhlis doston ki..

Tumhare nazar uthar ker

tum aao tumhari nazar uataaren hum
khud ko phenk den tumry sar se war k

Ek Bar Kuch Bandar

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Car Accident

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name?

Patient: Pappu Singh.

Nurse: age?

Patient: 25 years.

Nurse: married?

Patient : no no, car accident !!

Like a Sun

Cleavage is like the sun,

You can glance at it for only a second.

But if you wear sunglasses,

You can look much longer

Juma k roz

Juma k roz 70 martaba darood pak parhane wale ki, 100 hajtein poori hote hain 30 duniya ki, 70 akhirat ki, fwD iT kyun k aj jitne log parhen ge apko sawab hoga.

Diya JAlane k Lye

Aayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya JAlane k Lye

Ghor Kijye

Ayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya Jalane k Lye

Rakha Hua Tael B Le Gayi,Suhag Raat Manane k Liye.

Full pain yakki

Dosti Ka Haq Hum

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Youn Ada Kartay Hain
Dost Ke Naam Per Jan Fida Kartay Hain
Tumhey Phool Ka Zakham Bhi Na Anay Pae
Allah Say Roz Yeh Dua Kartay Hain

Main Driver Ko Nokri Se

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do.

Na Jaane Ye Yaadein Bhi Kya Chiz Hai

Na Jaane Ye Yaadein Bhi Kya
Chiz Hai,
Jab Aati Hai To Rukne Ka Naam
Hi Nahi Leti,
Jab Nahi Aati To Barson Baras
Tak Nahi Aati,

Male Life Partner

A Fact Of Life…

Male Criteria For Life Partner
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like

‘Massi’ 😉

Leading a dogs life

Q: Why dogs do not marry?
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A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life! 😀

Izat De

= Jo muje msg na kre

ALLAH use
ZARDARI jesi izat

Obama jesi rungat

Shekh Rasheed jesi jawani
Nawaz Sharif jesa hair style

or Chudry Shujat jsi awaz de…!

Dost kon hota ha

Dost kon hota ha???

Answer:

Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye

Bewaja sir khaye

Aap 1 bolo

Wo 4 sunaye

Kabhi sataye

Kabhi rulaye

Tareef karo to begherti dikhaye

Gali 2 to muskuraye

hr baat mein kamina pn dikhaye

Mgr

Hamesha sath nibhaye.

Dedicate 2 all my chwal frnds.

HASSSO chwlow…

Empty Pockets Teaches Million

“Empty Pockets teaches million things in life…”

But,

“Full Pockets spoil’s U in million ways”

Dua ke liye

Kehtay Hain Loog Mujh Ko Bhi Duaa K Liyee
Kiss Qadar RAB Nay Mairy Aaib Chupaa Rakhay Hain

konsa style mujh pe suit krta

REPLY MUST:>
“in me sy Wo konsa style hy jo mujh pe bht suit krta hy?”
=> samjhana
=> muskurana
=> mazak krna
=> larai krna
=>har waqt sona
=> pyar krna
=> ghusa krna
=>kehqe lgana

Us Bewafa se na poocho

Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
Zndagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
Us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah…
Woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !! 😉

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Laylatul Qadr 5 things to do

Following Five things must do on Laylatul Qadr (Shab-e-Qadr):

1. Recite the Quran abundantly
2. Strive to gain forgiveness
3. Do much Superogatory Prayers (Nafil)
4. Increase in Dhikr (Rememberance of Allah)
5. Make much dua

Wishing you Happy shab-e-qadr (Laylatul Qadr). Remember me in your prayers.

Theres Nothing Sadder

Theres nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.

1st Advice Of Father

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son

When Son Got His Driving License Made,

Is

Remember 1 Thing Son If U are Going To Hit

Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap

Her Shab Wo Mere Khabon Mein

her shab wo mere khabon mein chala aata hai…

faraz

khwahish hai jis sey mujhe haqiqat main milne ki…

When Women Talks

When women are talking to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly and

Learns..! 😛

Have a Winning Attitude

Straight roads never make Good drivers!

Smooth sea never makes Good sailors!

Clear sky never makes Good pilots!

Problem free life never makes a strong & Good person.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.

Dont ask Life “Why me?”
Instead say “Try me!”

Have a Winning Attitude!

Pathan ne cal milai

Pathan ne cal milai to awaz ayi:
is cal k liye apka balance na kafi hai.
pathan: koi bat nahi meri jan.
tumse bat ho jati hai bass itna hi kafi hai.

Haq ke Liye Jan Fida Kere

Phir aj Haq k liay Jaan fida krey koi,
Wafa b jhoom uthay yun wafa kray koi,
Namaz 1400 saaloon se intazar mei ha,
k HUSSAIN ki tarha mje ada kray koi.

Meri dosti Ki Itni si Kahani

Meri dosti Ki Itni si Kahani Hai

Tuti Hui Kashti Ruka Hua Pani Hai

Ek Gulab Unki Kitab Main Dum Tor Chuka Hai

Or Unko Yad Hi Nahi K Ye Kis Ki Nishani hai.???

Shall We Have A Friendly

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, lets play bridge!

Best Lines By A Mathematician

Best lines said by a mathematician;
“My Love for my frnd is like a circle. It has no sides to be broken, no ends to be ended & no angles to be measured”

Muskaan Hai Honto Per

Log Kehte Hain Muskaan Hai Honto Pe Mere!!
Kon Jaane Ke Tassawar Main Hansaaya Kis Ne

Aao na khusbu laga ker

Tharki Moment
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Yar Kabhi Aao Na Khushbu Laga Kar 😛

Wife takes seriously

Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor

Doc 2 wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily.

Be pleasant & in good mood.

Cook tasty dinner & dont discuss ur probems wid him.

Stop watching tv serials

Do not demand new clothes

If u do dis 4 one year, ur husband will be ok

On the way to home, husband asks wife-what did doctor say?

Wife – Dr. ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai. 😛

Pathan Aur Purani Motercycle

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha
Aik Admi ny pocha k yeh kya
Pathan: Hm ko karigar bola k is pay paisa lagao thek ho jaegi.

Loves and care for you

Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you.

One day, you may realize you have lost the moon while counting the stars.

Lock The Door

Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join U in bed.
I will come closer 2 U,
My lips near ur face,
And I will shout,
Have a great night.
Good Night

Rahat Namaz me

milti hai “AHLLE DEEN” ko rahat namaaz main

poshida hy khuda ki muhabbat NAMAZ main

sun kar azaan jo koi Masjid main jay ga

JANNAT main apna gher wokhud hi bnayga.

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Ebadat K Lamhon Me Mera 1 Kaam Krna

Ebadat k lamhon me mera 1 kaam krna

Har sehri se pehle, Har nmaz k baad

Har aftar se pehle, Har roze k bad,

Sirf apni Dua k kuch alfaz mere nam krna.Rmzan Mubarik.

Aghaz Guftugu

Dil Majboor Ho Raha Hai Tumse Baat Karne Ko…..!

Bas Zidd Yeh Hai Ke Guftugu Ka Aghaz Tum Karo….!

Chahey Jitne Bhi Paren Sandel

Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

Khushi Main Tumhari Baat

khushi main tumhari baat kartay hain,

Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,

Ab ek sms main kaisay batayain k,

Hum tum ko ?KITNA YAAD? kartay hain

Hum Ne Suboot Diya

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka,
Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do,
Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg,
Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

Urdu Dard e tanhai Sms

Lakh Koshish Karo HaMe Bhulaneki,

HuM TuMhe Yaad Aate To Honge,

Wo Pyarke LaMhe TuMhe Satate To Honge,

HuM Jo Rokte Aaye Aanusonke Sailab Ko

Wo TuMhari Aankhonse Behte To Honge…

bachi tez nikli

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

Intelligent Ho To Jawab Do

Intelligent ho to Jawab Do:
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God, Mother, One, Ball.
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In 4 Alfaaz ko Aise Milay k Pakistan ki Mashhoor Shakhsiat ka Naam banay?

A Doctor and an Engineer

A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
The Doctor gives the girl rose everyday . . .
while the Engineer gives an apple to the girl everyday . . .
Doctor confused and ask the engineer : WHy ?
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Engineer : An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away ! 😀

Allama iqbal Poetry: Na hoti koi Majboori

“Zaroorat” torr deti hy Gharoor-o-Be’Niazi ko,
Na hoti koi Majboori to her banda “Khuda” hota…
(Allama iqbal)

Mohabbat per bs

M0habt Par Na Jane ki0un Kisi ka BAs Nai Chlta,
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YE He Wo Ek jaZba Hai . .ju Na-Farman h0ta hai . .!

Jo aana chaho

“”Jo aana chaho hazaar rastay,

na aana chaho uzer hazaaron,

“”Mizaj barham, taweel rastay,

barasti baarish,

kharab mosam..

Naram Ghftar Bun Jao

Jis darakht ki lakri narm ho gi uski shakhin ziada hongi,
bs naram tabyat or narm guftar ban jao
ta k aap k chahne wale ziada hon.

sarko sarki pa lia

sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola

Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.

Girls TOP 3 Lines Meaning

Girls TOP 3 Lines Meaning

1. I Miss You

(Means: Time Pass Nahi Ho Raha Hai. Tumhare Saath Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)

2. I AM Single
(Means: Mera Past BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya. Ab Tumhari Baari)

3. Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
(Means: Aur 2, 3 BF Waiting Me The)

Sardar Funny Translation

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

Halqa-e-Ishq main

Halqa-e-Ishq Se Main Umeedwaar Hon MuhabbaT Ki,,

Hy Koi Jo Is DiL Pe Mohr Laga kr kamyab kare. .

Behtreen Insan

Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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Aap Message daikh rahey hain.. 😛 😉

Dard Ke Tehweel

Is dard ke tehweel mein rehty howy hum ko

Chup chap bikhrna hy tamasha nahe krna

May Ur Neighbours Respect You

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

Ek profesor khaali plate

Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…

Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??

Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)

joyfully leave everything

Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand

will eventually see God’s hand in everything.

Because..Worries ENDwhereFaith BEGINS…!~GooD MorninG~

zehmat woh bhi nahi

Bare ajeeb Doston sey nawaza hai KHUDA ne mujhe

“WASI”

Jo main na kron yaad to zehmat woh bhi nahi kartay

I Am New To This City

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

Santa To A Doctor

Santa to a doctor,
Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Wheres the patient?
Santa: Im the patient also!

Funny Load Shedding Sms in Urdu

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes!!! pakistan u know why?

har raat candle light dinner… =P

Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding

galib ne bola hai

Ap k liye galib ne bola hai,
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Såmåñdår k kiñåre bèthå kärò

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køi nä köi låhär tø åyègi
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Kismät nå badli to kiå höwa
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kåm sè kåm
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SHÅKÅL hi dhül jåygi.

MohobaT Chorr Di Hum ne

“Woh SaansoN Se Bandhi Zanjir Thi, Jo Torr Di Hum nay”…!!

“Jaldi Soya Karein gay Ab”, “K MohobaT Chorr Di Hum ne”…!!!

TU Chahta hy k

TU Chahta_hy_k_hr subha_tujhe_ Anmol_khazana _Bhejon_

_Lekin_ mere_Daman mein_Duaon_k siwa kch Bhi nahi

Subha bakhair

Funny Indian Politician Sms

India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai

jo bolta b hy

Chalta be hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

s=singh

Ye Exams K Rishty Bhi

Ye exams k rishty bhi aajeeb hoty hain

Sab k apny apny naseeb hoty hain

Rehty hain jo nigahoon say dor

Saaly wohi question papr mein zaroor hoty hain.

Happy Eid Mubarak

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.

May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and

ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.

Happy Eid Mubarak

When U Start Ur Day

When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
Gud Morng dost

Sardar Susar Se

Sardar Apne Susar Se:

Mennu Jahez Vich Motercycle Chayi Di Ay.

Susar: Paen yakka…!!!

Tenu Poray Pind Di Taxi Dey Diti Ay,

Hun V Motercyle Di Ksr Ay?

Eas¡ly be punched

Somet¡mes l¡ttle th¡ngs hurts:-)

> No reply from ur loved_ones

> Ignorance of class_teacher

> Laugh¡ng of fr¡ends at u

> Shout¡ng of b¡g_brother

> When ur best_fr¡end busy with another fr¡end

> When ur S¡s tells ur secrets to Mom

> When l¡ttle brother don’t give u chips that he brought at home

> When u express ur feelings to some_one spec¡al but she does’nt try to understand.

S¡mply, but True.

Heart is very soft, it can eas¡ly be punched…

faraz poetry sms

”’ Tum  Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai faraz….”’

”’ Ye to mohsin ko bi sar-e-aam saza dete hain …. ”’

Naughty Sms Jokes Urdu

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : “GIVE ME SWEET KISS”

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Urdu Naughty Sms

IndiCation of SinCerity

“The One who compares you with others is not aware of ur worth coz

the IndiCation of SinCerity arises fr0m the conCept of yOu being MatchLess”

Yunhi Waqt Guzar Jaega

Naraz Rehte Rehte Yunhi Waqt Guzar Jaega
Door Hone k Baad Koi Boht Yaad Aaega
Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Tak Hum Sath Hen
D0ST
Kal Ka Kia Pata Waqt Kahan Le Jaega.!

Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
GOOD MORING
HAVE NICE DAY

I Have Learned That

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy.
First, let her think shes having her own way.
And second, let her have it.

Dedicated to all my friends

Dictionary is the only place where

1.death comes before life
2.End comes before start
3.child comes before parents
4.divorce comes before marriage
5.Evening comes before morning
6.Result comes before Test
7.Destination comes before struggle
8.Dinner comes before lunch
9.Doctor comes before fever.

But the thing i consider right in dictionary is that

10.FRIEND COMES BEFORE RELATIVE.

Dedicated to all my friends.

Teri sanson ki thakan

Tere honton pe tabasum ki wo halki si lakeer..
Mere takhayul mai reh reh k jhalak uthti hy..
Yon achank tere aaraz ka khayal ata hy..
Jaise zulmat mai koi shama bharak uthti hy..

Tere perhan e rangen ki janoon khez mehak..
Khawb bn bn k mere zehan mai lehrati hy..
Rat ko sard khamoshi mai hr ik jhonke se..
Tere anfaas, tere jism ki aanch ati hy..

Mai sulagte hoe razon ko ayan to kr dn..
Lykin in razon ki tasheer se g drta hy..
Rat k khawab ujale mai bayan to kr dn..
In haseen khawabn ki tahber se g drta hy..

Teri sanson ki thakan, teri nigahon ka sakoot..
Darhaqeqat koi rangeen shararat hy na ho..
Mai jise pyar ka andaz smj betha hn..
Wo tabasum, wo takalum teri adat hy na ho..

Kahen aisa na ho paon mere thara jayen..
Aur teri marmari bahon ka sahara na mile..
Ashk behte rahen khamosh, siyah raaton main..
Aur tere reshmi anchal ka kinara na mile.

Look Outside Its So Romantic

Look outside its so romantic…
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because i invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.

I Love you

Love is not about how much you say I Love You
but how much you can prove that its true

Christmas Is A Holy Night

Christmas is a holy night…

A Star of Wonder,
A Breath of Heaven…

A Perfect Child,
a Fathers gift…

And a World Forever Blessed.
Merry Christmas

Sache dil se dua

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… 😉

JUMA k Din

JUMA
k Din GhusaL 1 hafte K Gunahon Ka Kuffara hai

JUMA
ko Nakhun tarashna Bemari Se Hifazat hai

JUMA
ko Durud Se Behter koi Zikr Nhi
“Jumä Mubärìk”

Definition Of Girlfriends

IAS 59 ”Girlfriends”
Definition: A girlfriend is a current asset as a result of past efforts and events that is probable to generate future Dates, Gifts and much more.
If not properly handled, may become long term liability i.e ”Wife” :-S.

Rahe Salamat Zindagi Unki

Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo Meri Khushi Ki Faryad Karte Hain,

Aye Khuda Unki Zindagi Khusiyon Se Bhar De,

Jo Mujhe Duaon me Yaad Karty Hain.

Successful Man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Funny Friendship Urdu Sms

Freinds “BALLONS” ki tarha hotay hain

Ek dafa hath se choot jayen to wapis nai atey!!

Is Liy main sochta hoon

k

“Apki hawa nikal k apne pas rukh lon” 😉

Ja Puttar Ek Glass Pani Le Ke Aa

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

You are my only valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Ye Rim Jim Ye Barish

Ye Rim Jim Ye Barish, Ye Awargi Ka Mosam

Hmare Bas Mai Hota Tu Tere Pass Chale Aate

Jumy k Din

Jumy k Din

AsaR Ki NAMAZ

k Baad

Farishte Zameen Pr Sone k wark

or

Chandi k Kalam

Sy Durood PAK

Parhnay walon k Naam Likhty Hain

Juma k Din Suraj Ghurob Hony Tk Jitna Ho Saky

Durood Sharif

Prhiye

or

Ye sms 4word Kr dain

koi is neki Se Mehroom Na Rahy

ALLAH Apko

iska Ajar ATA FARMAYE AMEEN.

“JUMMA MUBARAK”

Taqdeer ne is dil

“…”…Taqdeer ne is dil pe itne zakhm lagaye hain…” *,,DOST,,*

“k”jab muskrane ko je chahta hai to aansu nikal ate hain.

Littar tenu pain

Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey

Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey

Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey

Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha

Feel the depth

Feel the depth of this sentence:

“God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart….

That’s why He made them boneless”

Naughty Peer Ji

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. Un Dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi??

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Peer: pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga. 😛

Basanti ko nahate hue dekha

Gabbar- Aaj maine Basanti ko Nahate hue dekha.

VIRU- Kutte-kamine mai tera khoon pee jaunga.

Gabbar- Abey oh….vampire ki Aulaad.

Mai naha rha tha or Basanti pass se jaa rhi thi

Itna to yaqeen ni hai

Kaash Uss Se Milne Ka Koi Sabab Ban Jaye

Phir Kya Ho K Jaesa Wo Pehly Tha Ab Ban Jaye

Rishta Uss Se Ho Mera Kuch Iss Tarha Ka

Main Hath Uthaon Dua K Liye Wo Lab Ban Jaye

Itna To Yaqeen Hai Wo ik Din Loat Aaye Ga

Iss Baat Ka Pata Nahi Wo Mera Kab Ban Jaye

Koi Ja K Ussy Ye Mera Paegam To Day Day

Hukamrani Kary Dil Par Wo Mera Jab Ban Jaye

Muhabbat Mein Yun Zabardasti Achi Nahi

Chalo Jab Uss Ka Dil Chahe Wo Mera Tab Ban Jaye.

The Work Shop

The Secret for
a Successful Marriage Is:
“The Work-Shop…!!”
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The Husband Works
& The Wife Shops.. =D 😉

Taqdeer Badal Jye

Agr Tum kisi ko chaho to yeh na dekho k wo tmhri taqdeer me hy ya nai, BALKAY
Itni shiddat sy chaho k taqdeer
hi badal jye.

All my sins

O ALLAH, forgive me all my sins
Great and small, the first and the last
those that are apparent and those that are hidden

AMEEN

JUMMAH MUBARAK

Tumhari Mohabbat Ka Pyaasa Hu

Tumhari Mohabbat Ka Pyaasa Hu
Isliye Haath Fayla Diya Maine

Aye Ladkiyo
Hum To Khud Ki Zindagi K Liye Bhi Duaa Nahi Karte

No Matter How Happily A Woman

No matter how happily a woman may be married,
it always pleases her to discover that
there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Life is a Song

L!fe !s a Song… S!ng !t

L!fe !s a Game… Play !t

L!fe !s a Challenge… Meet !t

L!fe !s a Dream… Realize !t

L!fe !s a Sacrifice… Offer !t

L!fe !s a Love… Enjoy !t

Toothpaste Me Namak

FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia,
Teri smile me kya chamak hy,
Teri smile me.. Kya Chamak hy
Larki smile kr k boli bhaiya
mere toothpaste me namak hy.

Us Ka Chehra

chand ny kaha rothy ho kis liye
mein ny kaha dil toota hai is liye
chand ny kaha chahat mein to esa hota hi hai
mein ny kaha chahat b to ek dhoka hai
chand ny kaha bhol jao usy
mein ny kaha to meri zindagi le ja
chan ny kaha dunia mein aur b chehry hain
mein ny kaha dil py usi ki yaad k pehry hain

From: WAQAS AHMED (03456665541)

Zamany Me teri

Bhulany se jo Bhulay Na Vo kahani chor Jaon Gi

Zamany Me teri
Ankhon Me pani chor jaon Gi

Lipat kr dair Tuk dar-o-diwar se Log roynge

Me aisi sog me lipti jawani chor Jaon Gi

Mitaogi kahan Tak Tum Meri yaden meri baten

Me har 1 mor pr apni nishani chor jaon Gi

Mery ye lafz mr k b mujhy marny nai dengy

Me chup ho k b Lehjy ki rawani chor jaon gi

Kuch is tarha se Niklu gi sari Dunya ko rulaa kr

Mn dushman k b chehray pr herani chor jaon gi…

Sacha Dost wo hy

Sacha dost wo hy jo apki ankh m phla ansu dekhle.

2sra ansu ponch le

3sra ansu rokle,

Or 4tha ansu dekhe to

1 kas k thapar laga k bole

Ley hun rajj k ro

Maloom he Tha mujh

Maloom Hi Tha Kuch Nahi Ho Ga Haasil Lekin…!!

Wo Ishq Hi Kya Jis Men Khud Ko Na Gawaya Jaaye…!!

Tujhay Galay Se Lagana

Hum Apni Rooh tera jism mai hi chor aye Faraz
Tujhay galey se lagana tu ek bahana tha ….

Best Naughty Sms Girlfriend

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel?

Aankh Bhar Aaye Hai

Us Sey Taluk Hi Kuch Aisa Raha Hai Dosto ,

Jab Bhi Socha usey Aankh Bhar Aaye Hai

Account has been hacked

Sir your account has been hacked
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Facebook???
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No sir, your bank account
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Ooh Thank God!

You Only Live Once

You only live once,
but if you do it right,
once is enough.

Golden Lines

Golden Lines:

Kisi ki Shakal dekh ker uska mazaak mat uraoo..

Ho saktha hai k usne

tumse zayda bachiyan phansai hon…!!!

Submit By: Mohsin Mumtaz

WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan”

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

To Keep Your Marriage Brimming

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
Whenever you are right, shut up.

Jisay AAP likhta hoon khat main ab

Jisay aaks aks ganva diy,
Kabhi rubaru thi mere liye,
Jisay naqsh naqsh bujha diya,
Kabhi char-su thi mere liye,
Jo had e hawa say bhi door hai,
kabhi kubaku thi mere liye,
Jo tapish hai moj e sarab ki,
Kabhi aabju thi mere liye,
Jisay AAP likhta hoon khat main ab,
Kabhi sirf tu thi mere liye..

Project of 14_Aug_2015

Project of 14_Aug_2015

Sadar-e-Pakistan Ne America Ko Imdad Dene Ka Elan Kr Dia

India Ne Pakistan Se Moafi Mang Li

1 Rupee =99Doller Petrol Rs.20/Barrel

Pakistan Ne UK & USA Ko Imdad Mein 400 Tons Cheeni De Di.

Ye Sb Ho Skta Hai Agr Aap

2013 K Election Mein

Mujh Ko Pakistan Ka P.M Bnane Mein TaWun Krein.

THANK YOU. 😉

Pepsi 65 Ki

Kash Zardari ke Baap ki shadi pe pepsi 65 ki ho jati..
Jis ko samjh aaya wo forward karain baqi light aye to Pogo dekhain.
:-p

Ye dooriyan

Ye Dooriyan To Mita Doon Main, Ek Pal MeiN Magar

Kabhi Kadam Nahi Chalte, To Kabhi Raaste Nahi Milte

Love Someone

Love Someone …
Not Because They Give
You What You Need … !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

Rishton Ka Dhaga

Rishton Ka Dhaga Itna Kachha Nhi Hota

Kisi ka Dil Todna Achha Nhi Hota

Pyar To Dil Ki Aawaz Hai

Kon Kehta He Ek Taraf Ka Pyar Sachha Nhi Hota

Yeh Sab Ne Kya

yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha….
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Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha….

…..2014 shoro ho gaya ha…..
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.oye pathano insan ban jana .

Na Hume Aapse Sikwa

Na hume aapse sikwa hai na sikayat hai,
Hume to bas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai

Eid ki Shoping

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Teacher Wo Jo Saza De

Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De

DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo

Eid ki shoping Krwa De

HAI KOI MERA “Apna”. ?

Purane zamane ki girls

Purane zamane ki girls: “Roshni chand se hoti hai,
Sitaro se nahi.
Pyar 1 se hota hai,
hazaro se nahi..!!!

New genration grls: “Chand ko to chandni mil gai,
Ab taro ka kya hoga.
Agar pyar 1 se kr liya to fir bache hue hazaron ka kya hoga!!!!

ik raat wo

ik raat wo merey galey se lag k intaa roye
AAMIR

jesey meri tarha barbad koi usey bhi kar gia tha

Likh Likh K Chomta Hun

Likh Likh K Chomta Hun Tera Nam Ya Allah
Dil Main Basa Hua Hy Tera Nam Ya Allah

Lagti Nahi Hy Isiliye Thokar Mujhe Kabhi
Aata Hy Tera Naam Mere Kam Ya Allah.

rah-e-wafa pe

Aa bant len sare dard-o-alam kuch tm rkh lo kuch hm rkh len

Ab ponch lo apne ashk sanam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len

Hm 7 rahen or 7 chalen hm 7 jiyen or 7 maren

Is rah-e-wafa pe apne qadam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len

Mana k dukhon se tm ho bharay or hm b khali hath nhi

Ye zulm-o-sitam tmhe meri qasam kuch tm rkhlo kuch hm rkh len

Be dard zamane wale jo kuch kehte hain so kehne do

BE LOS TAMANNAO KA BHARAM KUCH TM RKH LO KUCH HM RKH LEN

I Have Learned That Only

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy.
First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Doctor Owr Allah Ko Khabi

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Fakeer Sheikh se

Fakeer: ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho krG hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

Ishq Kerne Walo Ka

Ishq krny walun ka yehi anjaam hota hai
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Kabhi khansi, khabhi nazla khabhi zukam hota ha

Khushiyon Ka Dour Bhi Kabhi

Khushiyon ka dour
Bhi Kabhi Aa Hi jaey Ga,,,,,,,,,,!
Dost
Gham BHI Toh Mil
Rahey hain,,,,,,,,,,,
Tamanna Kiey Baghair,,,,,
Subha Bakhar
,,,,Alsalm O Alyakum,,,,,,,

Typing Speed VS Writing Speed

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. u know y ?
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Coz today’s Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :

Happy Independence Day in English

Other might have forgotten,

But never can i,

The Green Flag of my country Winds up very high,

*** Happy Independence day ***

MID NIGHT COFFEES

MID NIGHT COFFEES

Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life…

Touch her Heart

Every girl deserves a guy who takes her out on a date,

and not touch her anywhere but her heart.

Value of Relationship

Value of relation is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you.

Mohabbat kia hai

Mohabbat kia hai?

Main ne pucha

Zindagi se,

Jawani se,

Suraj se,

Phoolon se,

Kainaat se,

Asmaan se,

Zameen se, dost se,

lekin Koi tasalli bakhsh jwab na mila

Aakhir tareekh hath pakarr kar peechay le gai….

Boht peechay…

Raat tareek thi..

Taray b so chuke thay…

1 Azeem HASTI,

sajde main jhuki,

geeli aankhon k sath,

1 he lafz dohra rhi thi,

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“Rebi Habli Ummati”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

“ALLAH meri UMMAT ko bakhsh dy”

Tareekh ny jhanjhor kr kaha

Ay nadaan. . .

ye hay “MUHABBAT”.

Chote Gang mein

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?

Papu – Hathi

Sir – Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?

Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai

Sir – Shabashhhh: Hathi sahi jawab hai

1 interesting Joke

1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans= Yes No
Reply must

Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi

Wife :
Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi DoosriNahi Milay Gi…!!
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Husband:
Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!!
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Had Ho Gai

Tuadi Phophi Ka Munda

Teacher shagird say:

Agar tumhara samana jangal maen

sher sy ho jaye tu kia kro gy.

Shagrid sir: maen drakhat per charr jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher dhrakhat per bhi char gya tu

Shagrid: sir maen darya maen kud jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher darya maen uttar aya tu

Shagrid: gussey say sir sher ki badi hamayat

kr rahe ho, sher jenway tuadi phophi da munda ayy.

Best April Fool Sms

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It is impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

Toot Jane Se

Dard Bahut Hua Dil Ke Toot Jane Se..

Kuch Na Mila Un Ke Liye Aansu Bahane Se..

Wo Jante The Wajah Mere Dard Ki..

Phir Bhi Baz Na Aye Wo Mujko Azmane Se..!!

3 Idiots Sms

Lady teacher: Aasman se farishte aate hain

Or apko chotay chotay Behan Bhai gift kerte hain.

A kid 2 his felow:Kya khyal hai Miss ko “3 idiots” na dikha dain

Meaning Of Some Colors

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck.

Aadab Hamare Hain

Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum..
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum..
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko apna,
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Maalum. . . .!!

Dilon mein farq perr Jaye

Dilon mein farq perr Jaye to itna yaad Rakhna tum .. !!

Daleelen, minaten Aur Falsafay Bekaar jatay hain..!!

Eid ka Chand Aur Eid Mubarak

Log Eid ka chand dainkhny ki koshish kar rahy hain
Ap kab apny kamray sai bahir awogay
Takay apko dekh kar logon ka intezaar khatam ho jaye
Owr mai apko tahe dil sai kahon ke

Eid Mubarak ho

Never break friendship

When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly
So never break friendship..

Love Happens Automatically

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀

Do not Sad on Valentine day

If you do not have valentine on valentine day

do not be sad

Most people do not have aid on

Worlds AIDS day as well

Some Famous English Quotes

BILL GATES : if you BORN POOR

Its not your mistake,

But if you DIE POOR its ur mistake

ALEN STRIKE:

Don’t compare ur self with any 1 in this world ,

if youdo so , u rinsulting ur self

MOTHER TERESA:

if you start judging people ,

u will be having no time to LOVE them

Khudaa Humko Aisi Khudaayee Na De

Khudaa Humko Aisi Khudaayee Na De
Ke Apne Siwaa Kuch Dikhaayee Na De
Qataawaar Samjhegi Duniyaa Tujhe
Ab Itni Ziyaada Safaayee Na De
Abhi To Badan Mein Lahoo Hai Bahut
Qalam Cheen Le Roshnaayee Na De
Khudaa Aise Ehsaas Ka Naam Hai
Rahe Saamne Aur Dikhaayee Na De

Teri Judai Me Neend Urti Ha

Boy: Teri Judai me,
Neend urti ha,
Jan jati ha,
chen khota ha,
Dil rota ha…!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy !!!

busy nation

Boys r the most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.1 leg on break
1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarate.

what a busy nation.

fir v loki kehnday ny munday wailay hondy ny.

Bright Student

During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses
Do u knw Y?
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I was such a bright student…
😀
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No claping plz:D

Life is a great travel trip

Life is a great travel trip…
Problem is that:
It doesnt come with a map
We’ve to search our own ways
to reach the Destinations…!

Khamoshiyo ki aadat

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
Jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!

Jane ke Baad

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad

Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

Not a Relationship

FRIEND is not a word Not a relationship

It is a Silent Promise,

which says: I Was, I Am & I Will Be, With u, any time whenever u Need.

Always be in Heart

A Nice Person will always be in Memory.
A Better Person will always be in Dreams.

But

The Sincere person will always be in Heart.

Wo Qurz Utarey

Mati ki muhabat mein hum aashufta siron ney

wo qurz utarey hein k wajib bhi nahi thay!!

Ankh ke khajal ke tarah

Paas Jab Tak Woh Rahay DARD Thamaa Rehtaa Haiii

Pheltaa Jaata Hai Phirrr Aankh K KAJAL Ki Tarah.

Always Send Nice Msgs

Always send nice msgs
because
when u die,
After ur death people say about u
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Banda to Zaleel tha par msg achay karta tha

Sirf us ke siwa

Us Ne Samjha Hi Nahi Aur Na Samjhna Chaha,

K Mein Chahta Bhi Kiya Tha Us Se , Sirf Us K Siwa

Sub badal jate hai

Na Mohabbat, Na Dosti, Humein Kuch Raas Nahi,
Sub Badal Jatey Hain,
Humarey Dil Mein Jaga Bananey K Baad

Thought of the Day

Thought of the day

we all like to spend lots of money on new clothes..!!

But…

Have you ever realised that the best moments in LIFE are enjoyed wihtout colthes.

Choti baten jo nfrat ka sabab

Apne chere pe khushi k phool sjaya kro,

Gham samndr se bhi gehra ho muskraya kro,

Choti baten jo nfrat ka sabab banti hein,

Meri bat mano unhe bhool jaya kro

An Interesting Definition of TODAY

An Interesting Definition of

TODAY

T – This is another
O – Opportunity to
D – Do
A – A work, better than
Y – Yesterday

Namasty Sarkaar Kese Ho

Namasty Sarkaar, kese ho?
Aaj na Kou msg, aur na miss call ??
.Khairiyat to Hai na ..
Oh AchAa acha Ramzan aa gaya hai..
Aap to qaid ho gaye hogy!
Sorry Eid pe Baat karte hain.
**Devil in Ramadan**

Living Alone

“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u”

Pay The Bill

I want you to be with me in a nice Restaurant

To have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you….

Pay The Bill. 😉

submitted by: Zain Shuja. (zain_shuja2000@yahoo.com)

Jumma Mubarak Wishes

May The Light of Jumma,
Shine In Your House.

The Strength of Eemaan,
Stay in Your Heart.

And May Allah Shower
His Countless Blessings
On You and Your Family
on This Holy Day.

Jumma Mubarak.

Judai ke Aalamat

Usay to Kho diya hai, Ab najany kis ko khona hai

Lakeeron main Judai ki Aalamat ab bhi baki hai

Us Ko Juda Hoye Bhi

Us Ko Juda Hoye Bhi Zamana Bohat Hua
Ab Kyaa Kahen Ye Qissa Purana Bohat Hua

Dhalti Na Thi Kisi Bhi Jatan Se Shab-e-firaq
Ai Marg-e-na-gahan Tera Aana Bohat Hua

Ham Khuld Se Nikal To Gaye Hain Par Ai Khuda
Itne Se Vaqiye Ka Fasana Bohat Hua

Ab Ham Hain Aur Sare Zamane Ki Dushmani
Us Se Zara Sa Rabt Barhana Bohat Hua

Khidmat Karne Aaye

TEacher :

Hamesha Yad Rakho

Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki

Khidmat Karne Aaye

Hain

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Sardar :

Wah g wah!

Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?

Pyar Tha Muhabbat Thi

Pyar Tha, Muhabbat Thi, Ishq Tha, Adaa Thi !!!

Ager Wafa Bhi Hoti Tu Qayamat Tha Wo Shakhs..

Tum Mujh Se Ziada Chips Kha Rahi Ho

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Looking so exhausted

DOCTOR: Why are you looking so exhausted?
Are you properly taking 3 MEALS per day as I advised?

LADY: Oh may God..
I heard you told me three MALES per day.

Agar Aik Baar Hota

Meray dil meray musafir
Hua phir se hukm sadir
Ke watan badar hon hum tum
Dain gali gali sadayen
Karen rukh nagar nagar ka
Ke suragh koi payen
Kisi yaar-e-naama bar ka
Har ik ajnabi se pochain
Jo pata tha apney ghar ka
Sar-e-ku-e-nashanaayaan
Hamainn din se raat karna
Kabhi is se baat karana
Kabhi us se baat karana
Tumhainn kya kahon ke kya hai
Shab-e-Gam buri balaa hai
Hamainn ye bhi tha ghaneemat
Jo koi shumaar hota
Hamien kya bura thaa marna
Agar aik baar hota

“2 Ajnabi dost”
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From: JiNnu Rider

A sweet night of birthday dreams

Wishing you a happy
and prosperous birthday
and a sweet night of
birthday dreams.

happy birthday

Mohabbat ki Zindagi

Maangi thi hm ny mohabbat ki zindagi

Tum ny to zindgi ko mohabbat bana diya

Relationship Between Two Person

Relationship between two person is like
the relationship between the hand and the eye.
If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries,
and
if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..!!

I Really Deeply Wish Dat

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Banda bann

Larki k galon pr gulab pyar se marney pr response:

English girl:
U r 2 naughty sweet heart!

Urdu girl:
Na karo na Janu!

Punjabi girl:
Banda bann way Dangra!

Dur jane ka irada na tha

Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
Sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha ,
Tum yaad na karoge yeh jante the hum ,
Par itni jaldi bhool jaoge andaza na tha?