Chala Gaya Mujhe Ch0rr Kar

w0 chala gaya mujhy ch0rr Kr

Main Badal Na Paya aadtein..!!

Usay S0chna Usay Chahna,,,

Mera Aaj Bhi Mam0ol Hai..!

Isme Facebook Daal Do

GIRL: Ye Lo Pendrive, Isme FACEBOOK Daal Do
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Boy Gave A Surprised Look To The Girl
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GIRL: Kya Hua, Aise Kyo Ghoor Rahe Ho ?

2GB Me Nahi Aayega Kya ???

A Real Experience Of Life

A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life…
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

I Smile At Whom I LIKE

I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

Zindagi ka Maqsad

Her Aik ki zindgi ka Ek hi maqsad hai Faraz…..

Khud bhale ho bewafa lekin talaash wafa ki kerte hain…

Bulhay shah Dosti Poetry

Jis yar de yar hazaraan hovan,
Us yar nu yar na samji
Jera had to wad k pyar kare,
Us pyar nu pyar na samji
Hovay yar te deve haar tenu,
Us haar nu haar na Samji
“Bulhay shah” bhavain yar jina v Ghareeb hovay,
Ohdi sangat bekaar na Samji…!

Tum kahan aur mere piyar kaha

Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se mulaqat “WASI”

Ab to urooj pe pahunchi hai un ki zaat “WASI”

Wohi waday hain aur rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,

Kab badalti hain zamane ki riwayat “WASI”

Ek wo din thay k ek doosre ko sochte thay hum,

Ab miltay nahi dono k khayalat “WASI”

Tum kahan aur mere piyar ka miyar kahan,

Wo kitni saadgi se kar gia ye baat “WASI”

Charsi Qabristan me

Charsi Qabristan me Churs P rha tha.

Police: Kya kr rhe ho ?

Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.

Police: Ye to Bache ki Qabr hy.

Chrsi: Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.

Daryaaft or Ejaad mein farq

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

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Dream come true

The best way to make your dream come true

is to wake up

Best Quote 2012

“never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”

Q Us ko Mananay K Leye

Q Us ko Mananay K Leye Us Ki minten kru Mai…???
Mujhey Us Sy Mohabbat Hai Koi Matlab To Nai…..!!

Ramzan First Friday Dua Sms

Ae Rab-e- Kayenat Main Tery Poshida Naamon K Wasily Sy
Or Teri Is Bazurgi K Wasty Sy Jo Jalal-o-Azmat k Pardon Me Hy
Tuj sy Ye Sawal Karta Hon K Is Betab Nafs Or Kamzor Jism par Tars Kha
Is liye K Jo Tery Soraj Ki Tapish Ko Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta
Wo Teri Jahannum Ki Aag Ko Kesy Brdasht Karega??
0r Jo Tery Badal Ki Garaj Sy Kaanp Uthta Hy
Wo Tery Ghazab Ki Aawaz Ko Kesy Sun Sakta Hy??

Jisey teri Rehmat Aur Pyaar ki Aadat Hai,
Wo Teri Narazgi Ka Saamna Kesey Karey Ga???

Elaahi, Hamary Haal Pr Reham Farma Or karam kar Or
Hum sub ko maaf farma dy Aur hum Sey Raazi Ho Ja.Ameen

Wo Hota Hy

“MAYOOS”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Pe “Yaqeen”Nhi Rkhta

Or

“MEHROOM”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Ki D Hoi Be’Shumaar “Naimaton”Ka Shukar Ada Nai Karta.

Sweet Fruits Of Happiness

When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You

Made them feel

People may forget what
you said, but they will
never forget how you
made them feel.

People We Love

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles

For smiles can be given to any one

but tears are only shed for people we love.

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

That is Life

No matter how great you are,

not everybody will like you.

That is life.

The World Is Beautiful

The world is beautiful …
when we are smiling together …
when You are by my side …
when You talk to me …
when seeing Your msg my heart skips a beat …
when any romantic song reminds me of You …
when I make luv signs on d backpage of my notebook …
when everything around me just feels like
Love .. Love .. Love

science ka pata ha

Insan ki ankh ko kya chez ache lagti ha…

muja us ki science ka pata ha!:p

dosti sms

Hum chup rhete hain koi khafa na ho jay

Bhole se humse koi khata na ho jaye

Bari mushkilon se bana hai koi apna

Dar lagtha hai k wo kahe juda na ho jaye

Beeta hai jo mere upar

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga
Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga
Jab un kay qadam mubarak ki jali ko haath lagao ga
Namaz parnhay jab masjid e nabwi jaon ga
Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye
Yeh kah kar un ki chohkat say lout jayo ga
Apnay gunaho ko bakshavnay kay liye
apne dil ko azmnay kay liye dey ao ga
apni rooh ko sambhal jane kay liye
Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par
Qali qameli wale ko batao ga apne khaalat
Kia kia beeti hain uski umaat kay
opaar unkay bichaar janay kay baad
Apni chahat ka izhaar karnay kay liye
Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Dost tere yaad mein

Ae Dost Teri Yad To DIl Ka Sukoon Hai

Main Tujh Ko Bhol Jaon Ye Teri Bhol Hai

Ussay milney se pehle

Ussay milney se pehley,
Main bht sajta sanwrta tha…
Magar jab wo sanwarti thi,
Main khud ko bhool jata tha..
Main aksar ye hi kehta tha,
Main tum se pyar karta hon…
Magar jab wo ye kehti thi,
Main dunya bhool jata tha..!

bhaabi jhakas hen

Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..

Ulfat ke takazaay bohot

Yoon Tou Ulfat Ke Takazaay Bahut ……..!!

Ek Wo Zalim Bahut, Ek Hum Ziddi BahuT….!!

Khoobsurat Teri Sham

Hr Khushi se Khoobsurat Teri Sham Kr Dun

Apna Balance Or Sim Tere Naam Kr Dun

Mil Jae 1 Bar Teri Mashooq

Chumiyan Le Le k Munni ki Tarha Badnaam Kr Don. Haha’

Zindagi bhar

“Insan Zindagi bhar do chehray nahi bhol pata.
1-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath dey.

2-who jo mushkil tareen halat me sath chor jae..

“IMAM HUSSAIN R.A”

satate rahenge

Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….

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Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->

Ankhon Me Udasi Ki Jhalak

Us Ne Dekhi Meri Ankhon Me Udasi Ki Jhalak,
Or Phir Ghor Se Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Ko Parha,
Mere Uljhy Howe Balon Ko Dekha,
Kuch Lamhon Tk Wo khyalon k Banwar Me Doba,
Phr Utha Kr Meri Janib Wo Afsos Bhari Nigahen,
Lambi Ek Sard Aaah Bhari 0r Bola,
ay dost Tum MOHABBAT haar Bethe Ho Na..

Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn

Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn.S

aadgi_%
Bewaqoofi_%
Looks_%
Shararti_%
Cute_%
Romantic_%
Zaheen_%
Badtamiz_%
Nakhre_%
Gussa_%

I’m waiting.

Insaan Haasil Kia Kiya

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilm Ki Tune Naam Rakh Liya Qazi

Hath Me Le K Talwaar Tune Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi

Makkay Madeeny Ghum Aya To Naam Rakh Liya Haaji

o Insaan Haasil Kia kiya?

Agar Apne rab Ko Na Kiya Raazi

First beer offers

The First Beer Of A Man is never Bought By His Own Money.
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A legend always offers it and says

Le Na Saale, Kuch Nahi Hoga

All the Music on

My son asked what it is like

to be married,

So i deleted all the music on

his ipod except 1 song. 😛 😉

Eid Ke Pakwaan

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan..

May the day delight

May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.

EID MUBARAK

Good Luck

Every bad situation will have something positive…
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK….

Second Day of Eid

Second day of “Eid Mubarak” to u and ur family.

May God give u more happines.

Dua for Karachi

Plz, plz, plz Ye DUA Rukni Nai Chahaye..

Ay Allah Pak!APNI EZAT O JALAL K wastay

hum gunhgaron par reham Farma or

hmare KARACHI ki hefazat farma.AAMMEEN.

Dil ka guzaara

Bichadne wale ye kyon nahi samajhte,
ke yaado se is Dil ka guzaara nahi hota.

Wishing You & Those Around You

Wishing You & Those Around You
A Very Merry Christmas and a Wondurfull New Year

Life is joyful

Pain is what the world does to you,
suffering is what you do to yourself.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Suffering is not getting what we want.
Suffering is getting what we do not want.
Suffering is when things are different
from the way we want them to be.
Some versions of the Path begin with the statement that,

Life is suffering.
Life is not all suffering.
Life can be very joyful when we let go of selfish craving.

Light Will Shine

Whoever recites Surah al Kahf

on the day of jumuah (Friday),

will have a light that will shine

from him one friday to the next.

Great Leaders

Great leaders dont tell you what to do
they show you how its done

Apni kismat ka sikka

Jis din apni kismat ka sikka chalega,

us din heads bhi apna or tails bhi

Go Zara Si Baat Per

Go zara si baat per baarson k yaranay gaye
Lekin itna to hua k kuch log pehchanaya gaye. . !

Sari Makhlooq main

Ta’ajjub hay

ALLAH Apni itni sari Makhlooq main say Bhi Meri Choti say Choti Zaroorat Nahi Bhoolta

Aor

ALLAH to Aik hi hay, Phir Bhi Main Usay Bhool Jati hoon.

*Good Morning and have a nice day*

Jaan Churaye Jaaye

Batao Na!! Kaise Jaan Churayi Jaaye…??

Tumhari Yaadon Ki Duniya Mein Qaid Hu Main…!!

Wafa ki dehleez se

Ek ghazal tere Liye
zaroor Likhon ga..
Be Hisab us mein
tera Qasoor Likhon ga..

Tu guftaar ka MaHir
tu qirdaar ka MaHir,
Pr husn ko tere
tera ghuroor Likhon ga..

Toot gaye bachpan k
tere sary khilony,
Ab Dilon sy kheLna
tera Dastoor Likhon ga..

Raha ishq ka Da’awa
tujhe tamam umr,
Wafa ki dehleez se
tujhe mafroor Likhon ga..

Khud sakhta jo hy
tera judai ka faisla,
Aesy har iqdaam ko
Na-Manzoor Likhon ga.

I resume my sex life

After Operation, the Girl asked the Doc: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Doc says: you are the first patient to ask such question after Tonsils Operation

1000 pages ke book

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti hai ??

WRITER: 6 months

DOCTOR: 2 months

LAWYER: 1 month
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Student: ye batao exam kab hai !!!

Haq Me Dua

Jab Teray Dard mein Dil Dukhta Tha

Hum Teray Haq Mein Dua Kartey Thay

ans k liye sms karen

Mujhe ittefaq se bazar jana hua mere jeb me paise nahi the to mujhe 2 dost mile 1 ne 1000 ka note dia 2usre ne 500 ka ,aage 1000 ka note mujse gum hogya. To 500 me se 300 ki mene shopping ki baqi bache 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 diye the.aur 100 .us 500 wale ko to 1000 wale ke baqi 900 bachte hen.aur 500 wale k 400.
900+400=1300+300 shoping k =1600 ab muje samaj nhi araha k mere pas to 1500 the 1600 kaise hogaiye.
Plz reply must.
Chalange 4 u.

Rule for Success

A Rule fr success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

Mgr Uska Bas

~~~~Mujhe~~~~
Chorne KA
FaisLa To Wo Roz Karta HAi.

===””AY NAADAN””===

Mgr Uska Bas
Nhi Chalta
Meri Wafa
k Samne…..!!

There is only One Today

Thousand of yesterdays have gone
Millions of tomorrow will come
But..
There is only One Today
so Enjoy ur Today with lots of Smile & Happiness.. GOOD MORNING