DiL Tou AkSaR

Ho TaaLLuQ….Tou Rooh Se Ho..
DiL Tou AkSaR…Bhar Bhi JataY Hain

Us k kehny par

Us k kehny par us ki tamana bi chor di Hum ny

. . .”ay dost.

Zara Hum bi tu Deikhain kon chahta hai Usy Humari tarha . . .

Masroof Waqt Se

Us dost ki ixat kro Jo apko apne masroof waqt main waqt de.

Lekin

us dost se Mohabbat kro Jb apko uski xarurt ho or

wo apke lye apni masroofiat chhor de.

ManMohan singh in Election

After Election Ex PM of India

ManMohan Said:

“Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is

Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”  😀

A Better Change

We can not change future. However, we can always make it better.
Be the change, see the change – A Better Change!

All My Love For You FREE

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Chand bhi kya ajeeb

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai
ZALIM…!!!. . . .
Jis me,, , . .
Bachpan me Mamu aur
jawani me Janu nazar ata hai 😉

Apney TALUQ Aur ANAA Ki Ahmiyat

MAAFI Mangney Ka Matlab Hargiz Yeh Nahi Hai,
K Tum GhaLat Ho, BuLkay Iss Ka MatLab Hai K
Tum Apney TALUQ Ko Apni ANAA Se Zyada Ahmiyat Detay Ho

Kuch Mehsos kero

Nurse to kid: Lambi Sans lo, or kuch mehsos karo ?
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Kid: 0k
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Nurse: What do u feel now. ?

Kid:
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Your body spray is amaZing.

time is good

When ur time is good,
ur mistakes are taken as a joke,
But when ur time is bad,
even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes.

Zindagi Tab Behtar Hoti

Zindagi Tab BEHTAR Hoti Hai,
Jab Aap KHUSH Hotay Hain Lekin.

Zindagi Tab BEHTAREEN Hoti Hai
Jab Aapki Wajah Se Koi Doosra KHUSH Hota Hai.

Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai

Girl:
Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
or
Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena

Its Too Cold Here

Girl: its too cold over here
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boy: u want my jacket?
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girl: no i want ur arms around me!
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boy:
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pagal aese baten ni karte gunah milta hai!
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SubhanAllah keh kr frwrd karen…
:p :D:…:.

Namak ni hai

Wife 2 hsbnd

Zra kitchen se namak lana

Hsbnd

Yaha to koi namak nhi hy

Wife

Mjhe pta tha Tm to ho hi andhe Tmhe nhi milega

Is lye pehly hi le i thi 😉

Zamane me Wafa

mE dHundnE kO jaB zAmanE mE waFa niKlA

TO paTa cHala Ly k gHalt paTa lY kR niklA.

Mind and Matter

All the Problems are stuck between Mind and Matter..

If You don’t mind, It doesn’t matter !!!

Worry about success

Dont worry about the delay in your success as compared to others

Because, Construction of a wonder takes m0re time than an ordinary Design

You are First Person

You are the first person

who has been able to make my heart

beat slower and faster at the same time.

Rasul (S.A.W.W) per darood

RAsul (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya ,

jab tum kuch bhool jao to mujh per DAROOD parho ,

INSHA-ALLAH yaad a jaye ga

Loadshedding ka month

Le wapda: yeh bass last month hai loadshedding ka

Le awam: wow great! yani us k baad bijli ni jaye gee?

Le wapda: ni, phirr bijli khatam ho jaye ge

le awam

A Real Relationship

A real relationship has
faith
fights
trust
tears
arguments and lots of love.

Kaise Ghalt Fehmi

Wife: Tum Raat K0 S0ty Mn Mujhe Galian De Rhe Thy?

Husband: Nhi Tmhen Ghalt Fehmi Hui Ha

Wife: Kaisi Ghalt Fehmi?

Husband: Yehi K Mn S0ya Hua Tha..!!

You Never Get A person Of Your Type

You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World.
U Will Either Have To Adjust
Or
U Will Have To Compromise
U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..?
And
U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..

Salary dekte hi khayaal

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein

Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein Band Panchion Ko_
Mohsin
_Yaad Wohi Aate Hein Jo Urr Jate Hein_ . . .

Tum haya-o

Tum haya-o- shariyat ki bat karte ho
hum ne nange jismon ko malboos-e-haya dekha hai
hum ne dekhe hein ehram mein liptey kai iblees
aur mey khaney mein aksar khuda dekha hai

Dil Jalana Na Chora

Baad Marnay Kay Bhi Usne Chora Na Dil Jalana

“FARAZ”

Roz Phaink jata Hai Phool Sath wali Qabar Par

Hold your Temper is

The Most important time to hold your Temper is

When the other person has Lost

subha-bahkair

KHAMOSHI Esa Darakht Jis Pr

KHAMOSHI:
Esa darakht jis pr karwa phal nahi lgta
HASAD:
Esa marz jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy
SACHAI:
Esi dawa jski lazat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy
ZAHANAT:
Esa nadir poda jo mehnat k bagher nahi lagta
KHUSH AKHLAQI:
Esi khushbu jo meelon door se mahsos hoti hy.

Tujh ko paane ke khuwaish

Na Jane Kis Ko Paane Ki Khuwaish Mai..

Me Rafta Rafta Khud Ko Kho Raha Hon….!!

Mosam ke Ada

Tum Marasim Main Bhi Mosam Ki Ada Rakhtay Ho

Kabhi Barastey Ho Tu Kabhi Boond Ko Tarsaty Ho

Pal Main Kehtay Ho Zamanay Main Faqat Tere Hain

Pal Main Izhar-E-Muhabbat Say Mukar Jaatay Ho

Love guru

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ye lo love guru se taveez lia hai!

Jis larki ko doge wo foran mera hojayega!yaqin na aaye to larki ko bhejo.

Before The Golden Sunset

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.

Hum Masjid Ko Maahana Kya Dete Hain

Hum Jis Masjid
Me Roz Namaz
Adaa Karte Hain Wahan Hame
Wazo K Liye Paani,
Hawa K Liye Fan,
Roshni K Liye light
Carpet Or Imam Etc Farham Kia Jata Hy
Ta K Hamy Namaz Me Aasani Ho.
Is K Badle Me Hum Masjid Ko Maahana Kya Dete Hain??
Jb k hum TV cable r INERNET ki fees
har month baqaid-gi se dete hain.
ZARA SOCHO OR IS
SMS KO AAM KARO,
ALLAH ZAROR
AJAR DEGA.

Time Has Great Power to Change

Never decide about a person by his past status,

because time has great power to change a useless coal into a valuable Diamond.

Extremely Happy 2013

Wish You a great
Prosperous,
Blissful,
Healthy,
Bright,
Delightful,
Mind Blowing,
Energetic,
Terrific &
An Extremely Happy New Year 2013

Life Path

Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Save Many Relations

We can save many Relations

if we Understand a Simple fact that people are not DIFFICULT,

they are DIFFERENT.

Funny Love Story

A LOVE STORY

Lux & Rexona were lovers

lived in Safeguard apartment in Dettol street

Lux’s dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal

But Rexona’s dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona’s marriage in Dove Marriage hall.

Rexona’s uncle Tibet & aunty Palmy signed as witness.

1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins

they named them Johnson & Johnson.

Moral:

Main nay saaray soaps kay naam yaad karwa diye hain,

ab to naha Loo0o…(…..)

Level of Trust on U

If SOMEONE shares problems with u and asks for help,
doesnt mean they r weak or incompetent,
But It indicates THEIR level of trust on U

How To Make A Wife Happy

How To Make A Wife Happy ??
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Its not so difficult.
Here are Some Tips:
Just be a Good:
1. Friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
9. Decorator
10. Stylist
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51. Driver
52. Psychologist
53. Healer
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102. Good Listener
103. Organizer
104. Good Father
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AND WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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994. Give her compliments  regularly
995. Take her for shopping
996. Be honest
997. Be very rich
998. Not look at other girls
1000. Remember birthdays & anniversary etc.
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& now
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How to keep
a Husband happy?
1) just Leave him alone:-)

Im Getting Married Next Month

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month….

its small party and only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.

May ALLAH Bless Us

*~Eid Mubarak~*
To You & Your Family. May Allah Bless Us All With Happiness & Faith. Ameen.

Ye watan humara hy

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Ye watan humara hy tum ho khamkha is me..

14 AUGUST MUBARAK!

Aik lamha muyassar

Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujko…..,

Yadon ko SuLati Hoon…To…Tanhai jaag Uthti Hai…..!!

Arz kiya hai

English poetry:
Arz kiya hai…
Those who know me know me well!
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WAH WAH!
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Those who know me know me well!
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Those who don’t know meGo 2 Hell;-)

yaar Altaf Bhai

Tum ayse na roya karo yaar Altaf Bhai..

Gham ke mahool mein bi puri qaum ki hansi nikal jati hai.. 😛 😀

River Can Dry

River Can Dry
Mountain Can Fly
You Can Forget Me
Never Can I

zindagi jis se mohabbat Poetry

Sambhala hosh hey jab se “muqaddar” sakht tar nikla,
Para hey waasta jis se wohi “teer-o-tabar” nikla,
Sabaq deta raha jo umer bhar “roshan khiyali” ka,
Usy jab paas se dekha to khud bhi “tang nazar” nikla,
Samajh kar “zindagi” jis se mohabbat kar rahe they hum,
Usy jab chhu kar dekha to faqat “khaki bashar” nikla,
Mohabbat ka khumaar utra to tab saabit howa hum par,
Jise hum “umer” samjhe they wo “bemaqsad safar” nikla…!

AFTARI hay valima nae

AEY IMAN WALO..
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Hath halka rakhna AFTARI hay valima nae

parinday se poochha

Allama Iqbal ne parinday se poochha:

“Kia tumhein Aasmaan se girne ka der Nahi hota..?”

Parinda bola:

“Yaar Iqbal !Teri mehrbani ,

inna na sochia kr..”

Pegham e Mustafa

Bazaar To saja Diye hum ne Meelad-e-Mustufa k Liye.

Pegham-e-Mustufa kya Hai Ye Hum Ne Bhula Dia.

Mera Boyfriend

Girl: Doctor sahab mere boyfriend ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi hu

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahab, apki nurse bahar akeli hai

Week Before Exams

A week before exams…we refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.

on the day of exam… We become authors…. “Jani sirf heading bata de baki teri behn khud likhey ge” 😀

Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar

Hasrat Bharri Nigahon Ko Aaraam Takk Nahi
Palti Wo Zindagani K Phir Shaam Takk Nahi
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzzaar Di
Us Bewafa K Lab Pay Mera Naam Takk Nahi
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithain Gay Aaj Phir
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Takk Nahi
Madfoon Hoon Teray Hijjar Ki Ik Aisi Qabbar Mein
Kutbay Pay Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Takk Nahi
Be Ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Meray Qaddam Udhar
Halaan K Us Galli Mein Mujhay Kaam Takk Nahi.

Aadat Se To Duniya

Hamari is Aadat Se To Duniya Khoob WaQiF Hai

Na Ham Ne Manzilain BaDli, Na Ham Ne khuD ko baDla

Jazbaat Machal Jaty Hai

Kalaai na Pakra Kro,

Na he Pass Aya kr0..

Baat Chooriyon Ki nai

JazBaat Machal Jaty hay. 😛

Ladki ke Life Mein

Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa Ladka Hota Hai

Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti

Aur

Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi Ladki Hoti H

Jisey Wo Pa Nahi sakta

Do You Want To Know

Do you want to know who you are?
Dont ask.
Act! Action will delineate and define you.

Lambi Line Thi

Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete

sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.

Best April Fool Sms

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Gud Morning Miss you Sms

Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

Güd Mörn¡ng.

Young Generation In Tention

Young generation ko sb se zyada tention kb hote ha? . . . . . . . .

Papers mein?? Nhy. . . . . . .

jb wo so kr uthen aur unka mobile unky pas na ho 😛 😉