Happy new year with joy

Keep the Smile
Leave the tear
Think the joy
Forget the fear ..
Hold the laugh
Leave the pain

B joyous coz its NEW YEAR

“Haapy HAPPY NEW YEAR”

What Is The Perfect Example

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy eyes (Bad luck)

Friendship Is Like A Book

Friendship is like a book it take years to write but it may take few seconds to burn.

New Bloom Spreads

Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around?
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
Happy New Year.

1st Night Dulhan Dulha Urdu Sms

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha

“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”

Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

Physics ka paper

Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d

Difference Between Wife And Mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE

Mercy on this Eid

Mercy, Peace and Luv

May da grace and Lord

surround u and b wid u

on this Eid !!

Her hath milney wala

Tum Takaluf KO Bhi Ikhlas Samajtay Ho Faraz

Dost Hota Nahi Her Hath Milanaay Wala.

Allah ko kis wakt

Allah ko kis wakt Hansna Bohat Naa pasand hai

1-QABRSTAN Me
2-Janaza k pichay
3-Ulma ki Majlis Me
4-Tilawat-e- QURAN Pak Me
5-Masjid Me
6-Azaan k hotay waqt..

Size Of Your Christmas Tree

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.

In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

NURSE Kept SARDAR FINGER In HER MOUTH

NURSE kept SARDAR FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Roze ka noor

¿Wo .*”Chand”*. ka “Chamakna”
Wo .*”MaSJido”*. ka “Sawarna”
Wo .*”Musalmano”*. ki “Dhoom”
*”RamZan”*.

*”wo “Sehri” ka maza”*
“*wo “Aftari” ki bhook”*
“*wo”Quran” ki talawat”*
“*wo”Namaz”ka mamool”*
wo”Roze” ki barkat

wo Roze ka noor
ap ko chand mubarak
ramzan mubarak

Life is Now Here

Read it slowly

LIFEISNOWHERE

What did u read…???

Life is no where or life is now here…

My friends, life is all about how we look at it…!!!

GOOD MORNING..

Choti si Love Story

Choti si Love Story!

Ek Dada or dadi ne,

apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milnge,

Dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k,

gulab le kr pohncha pr dadi nahi aie,

Dada gusse m ghar pohncha to dekha k dadi samne bethi he,

Dada ne gusse m pocha,tm aie nahi m intazar krta rha ta tmhara,

Dadi ne shrma kr kaha,

ami ne jane he nai dia.

(‘.’)> <)) / / O My God:

Sent to Suffer

Man was sent on Earth to Suffer,

And

Woman was sent to Ensure that It
Happens…! 😉

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal

Luck has a particular Habit

Luck has a particular Habit of favouring those who don’t depend on it…
So
Believe in urself & find a way to Achieve ur Goals!
Asslam o Alaikum! Gud Evening n have a blessed day!

Nigah-e-Shoq Mein

Itni kashish to ho nigah-e-shoq mein

SAQI

Idher dil mein khayal aaye! Udher vo beqrar ho jae

Zindagi me 3 Baatein

Zindagi me 3 baatein kisi ko nahe batana
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1_?
2_?
3_?

Kaha na nahe btana tou me be kyun bataun

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

DiL Dukhatay Ho

DiL Mein Reh Kar, DiL Dukhatay Ho……!!!

Apna Muqaam Daikho, Aur Apny Kaam Daikho…!!!

Yaad Aata Raha

wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …
Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai….
Main Jitna bhulata raha woh utna hi yaad aata raha…

From: NADEEM (03216631001)

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

Jis K Badlay Tum Mujy

Jis K Badlay Tum mujy mill jao
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Main Kisi Aisi Naiki Ki Talash
Main Hoon…..

Haseen Sa Khawab Hai

Yeh Jo Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai
Yeh Kitab Bhi Kiya Kitab Hai

Kahin Ek Haseen Sa Khawab Hai
Kahien Jaan Laiwa Azab Hai

Kahien Ansuon Ki Ha Dastaan
Kahien Muskarahaton Ka Bayan Hai

Kai Chehre Is Mein Chupay Huwe
Ek Ajeeb Sa Ye Naqab Hai

Kahien Kho Diya Kahien Paa Liya
Kahien Ro Liya Kahien Ga Liya

Kahien Cheen Leti Hai Her Khushi
Kahien Meharban Be-Hesaab Hai

Kahien Barkatoon Ki Hain Barishen
Kahien Tashnagi Be-Hesaab Hai.

Tumhre bina ab

HUm TeRe BiN aB RaAh Ni sKTy

teRE BiNa KiA WaJOod MerA

kUn K TuM He h0 tUm He hOoOoo

dour nagawaar

Marna tu is jahan mein koi haadsa nahin,
FARAZ

Is dour-e- na’gawaar mein jeena kamal hai…

Morning Greetings Does Not Only Mean

Morning greetings
does not only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Dil-e-nadaan ko

“4 U”

Woh jo basa hai merey dil mein usey bataun kaisey

Dar bhi lagta hai zamaney se chupaun kaisey

Woh to panchi hai urr jaye ga

Main khood ko us k peechey uraun kaisey.@

Main to us k liye duniya hi chor doon

Is se ziyada main usey chahoon kaisey

Dil hai jo us ko apna maanta hai

Is dil-e-nadaan ko samjhaun kaisey

Woh merey dil par hukmurani karta hai AHMED

Us k ilawa main kisi aur ko dil mein basaun kaisey.

Adami Aur Farista

Ek aadmi apne aap nu kehnda hoya ja raha si k;-“haye oye rabba”aisi zindagi naalo ta maut e changgi aa.

Achanak Farista  aa gaya te bolya:- “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lao dasso… paaji hun koi gareeb banda majaak v nai kare

Apne Din Ka Aghaz

Hazrat ALI “Apne Din Ka Aghaz Sadqa Dene Se Shuru Kro,Us Din Tumhari Koi Dua Rad Nahi Jayegi. . Or Achi Baat Btana Bhi SADQA Hai…..

Aulaad K Liye

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,

> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera..
Main, Tum, Aur sath Tumhara…

khudkashi ka maza

Bhulay hain rafta rafta unhain mudaton ma hum,

Qisto mai khudkashi ka maza koi humse puchay…

Happy Ramadan To All

Happy Ramadan to All.
May Allah bless you
in this holy month.
Ramadan Kareem.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Shadi k pehly din

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life.

1 mahene bad My wife

1 sal bad Home

2 sal bad Hitler

4 sal bad…Wrong no..

Maafi Ki Talaab Kay Liye

Beeta hai jo mere upar
Apne pyare nabi ko sunaon ga

Darood partha hua jab mein madine jaoga
Rootay rootay apna haal sunaao ga

Apney ap ko un kay hawalay dey kar ayo ga
Ae kash mujhe mout a jaye

Apnay aqa kay mazaar par ja kar
Maafi mango ga apni har hatha par

Aaqa ka deedar karnay kay liye
So jaon ga unki chohkat par
Maafi ki talaab kay liye

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani

Im Proud To Be A Pakistani
Where At Least I Know
Im Free
&
Wont Forget The Men
Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me

Aur Phassao Government School Ki Bachiyaan

2 lovers in K.F.C

Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?

larki:
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naan tikki mangva lo.

Moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan……….

Shaadi Se Pehle

Shaadi se pehle Dua maangi the

Acha Pakaane waali biwi dena

Khaana mention karna bhool gaya tha 😛

Mohabbat nahi

Phir kbhi m0habbat nahi ho sakti…! Wo ek tha 0r mera dil bhi ek…!

Shadi Ke Anniversary

Wife: Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Anniversary Hai.

Humein Kia Karna Chaie?

Husband: Ao ..

Aaj Hum Ais Haadsay Ki Yaad Mein

2 Mint Ki Khamoshi Akhtiyaar Karein

I Will Love You

I will love you, dear,
I will love you till China and Africa meet
and the river jumps over the mountain
and the salmon sing in the street.

Wo Humsafar Tha

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…

Aftari k Oqaat Me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k agar wo sehatmand o tawana rehna chahtay hain to …

Aftari k oqaat me apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….

Treat with Sincerety

“Treat everyone with sincerety..

Even those who r not sincere to u..

Not because they r not nice,

But!!

Because!!!

u r nice…. good mornig

Meaning Of Ramzan

* R A M Z A N *
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R- Roza Rakhna,
A- Allah Se Darna,
M- Masjid ko jana,
Z- Zakat Dena,
A- Ache kaam karna,
N- Namaz Parhna Or
DUAON mai
MUJE Zaror Yaad Rakna

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life
To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

2 Hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

kesay Bacha Jaye

Eid per Girl Friend ko shopping karwanay say kesay bacha jaye?…….. . . .

First Drink then think . . . . . .Atikaaf beth jao…

sprite.. University of freshology

value of Relation

A relation is not,
How long u have been together !
Not, how many times u talk to each other
It’s all abt..
How u value each other…!!
Good Morning

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me

Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat Laayegi

3 Dost Aik Sath

3 dost the ak kallu
dusra billu
tesra ullu
kallu b.s.c me parh raha tha
billu m.a me parh raha tha
or ullu

sms parh raha tha

A beautiful Hamd

A beautiful Hamd

Jo mile

hayat-e-khizar mjy,

0r usy mai

sarf-e-sana krun

TERA shukar phr b adaa na ho

TERA shukar kesy adaa krun

TERE lutf ki koi had nhe

Ginu kis tarha

k adad nhe

Na koi TERE siwa mera

Jsy yaad TERE siwa krun

Men bht hi

ajiz-o-be-nawa,

TERE aagy meri bisat kia?

Mei kaha krun

TU suna kry,

TU diya kry

Men lia krun

TERE dar pe kham rhy sar mera,

TERI rehmton mein guzar mera

Koi bhool ho to Maaf kr,

Mjy Bakhsh DE mere Allah ma jo b Khata krun..Ameen!

Successful People

It is our nature:

Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

Muskurahat se zada Ansoo

khaas hote hain Pata hy kyu?

Q k Muskuraht to sb k lye hoti he

Magr Aansu sirf un k lye hote hain

Jinhein Hm Khona Nhi Chahte

My wife still feels

A HUSBAND’s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:

“Even my child started to walk without any support but my wife still feels the need to hold my hand, while walking…!

Be Waja Be Rukhi

Be Khabar, Be Waja, Be Rukhi Na Kiya Kar

JAN

Hum Toot Jate Hain Tera Lehja Badalnay Se.

parking space for me

A man was driving down street & he had a very important meeting & couldn’t find parking.

Looking up towards the heaven, he said, ‘Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life & give up drinking.’

Miraclously, a parking space appeared.

Man looked up again & said, ‘Never mind, i found one.’ 😉

Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest

Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gai
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Jab light gayi aur kam wali massi boli:

What the hell is this? Do not you have a Generator ? 😀

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter

Pendo mehbooba Ka Love letter.
40 ky akhrot 80 k badaam..pyary Amjad ko mera salam
Asalam o alaikum..
kal aap mery peechay atay atay girr kyun gaye thy? PLESE ap meri kahtir Cycle ahista chalayen,ap kal peelay shalwar kameez main bohot BRUTIFUL lag rahy thy, wesy to poory ilaaky mai ap sa koi nai,   Dabay mai daba dabay mai cake  mera amjad lakhon mai Ek;
Plese plese meeri khatir guttka khana chor den, aj paan ky Khokhy py phir sy milen gy :      neeli neeli roshni kamry mai band hai,     mai kya karun muje amjad pasnd hai,:-Apki jan Kosar…
Kosar +amjad = amjad kosar :p 😡 😀

Har Gham Ko Khushi Me

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

POOR PEOPLE

The only place in Pakistan, where food is cheap.

Tea Rs.1.00,
Soup Rs.5.50,
Dal Rs.1.50,
Chapati Rs.1.00,
Chicken Rs.24.50,
Dosa Rs.4.00,
Veg Briyani Rs.8.00,
Fish Rs.13.00.

This is actual price list.These items are for “POOR PEOPLE” & is available at Pakistan Natonal Assembly Parliament Canteen.The salary of those poor people is Rs.180,000 per Month!! PLUS WEEKLY BONUS IN SCAMS. Pls forward to all Pakistanis rich people except MPA,MNA, SENATOR AND POLITICAL LEADERS WHO ARE REALY POOR.

Kabhi toot kar

Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe
yaad kar lena
,DOST.

Men thora bohat
welding ka kaam
bhi jaanta hon.

…. switch 0n kr 0e nikya. . .

Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pay

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
RAMZAN MUBAARAK kehtay hain.

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)

True Relation

When u are angry at someone & get irritated time to time

but u still cant live with out him/her, that is a relation, a True Relation.

funny faraz sms

Is se bari dehshat Gardi aur kiya ho sakti

hai faraz…..

washroom k lotay mein koi tezab daal gaya

Samne wali khidki main

Mere samnay wali khidki main…..:)

ek larka har waqt Facebook pay betha rehta hai :/ :/ welaaa 😛

Zindagi Ke Raaho Mein

Kash Zindagi Ki Raaho Mein Ishq Na Mile.

Is Be-Dard Zamane Se Kuch Na Mile….

Hum Afsos Kyun Kare K Koi Humen Na Mila

Afsos To Woh Kare Jissy Hum Na Milay..

Mere fasane se

Ta’aluq toot jayega mera sare zamane se

Mere apne khafa honge tumhain apna banane se

Tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskeen milti hai

Bohat takleef hoti hai tumhare dur jane se

Mere ghar ko jla daina mager ye zehan main rakhna

Ujala mil nahi sakta kisi ka ghar jalane se

Hamari jaan jaigi to phir jaan jaoge

K hasil kuch nahi hota kisi ko aazmane se

Tumhara naam kaise mita dun apni kahani se

Bohat gehra ta’aluq hai tera mere fasane se.

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay

Vekh Fareeda Mitti Khulli,

Mitti Ottay Mitti Dulli,

Mitti Hassay,

Mitti Rovay,

Antt Mitti Da Mitti Hovay..

Stupid Questions

Stupid questions peòple ask in obvious situations:

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1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here:D

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2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?:)

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3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping?how sily!:p

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4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have you had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I am shedding! 😀 😛