Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho

Aapke life mein mithaas ho
Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014

Bunk a Class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..

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Today when i look back..

Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-)

Mere Naseeb ne

“AASMAN” bhi ro para us waqat mery haal par !.

“GALLIB”jis waqat mery NASEEB mein Usey likh kar mita diya giya…

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Dil Dukhane ke Liye

Shiddat-e-talab say mujhay chaha, apnaya,

apna kar chorr gya Kitni mehnat ke Us shaks nay

sirf ek dil dukhane ke liye.

I Realy Do Care

I realy do care and i wanna b there,
and u can take me anywhere,
stay with me and il let u see,
in my heart ul always be.

Lamha Lamha

Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
Zndagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
Us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah…
Woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !!

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Uff Main Kahan Jaon?

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

Uff main kahan jaon?

Pocket money de jana

Abba ramzan a raha hai jail jaany se pehly

mujh pocket money dy jana

Dafa hoja Haraam zaddayy 😛

GHAM na aaen

Ay KHUDA khushi hr pal Un k pas rakhna

Mry APNO ko “TU” kbhi na Udas rakhna

GHAM na aaen Un k pas Mry “MOLA”

“TU” NAZR-E-KARAM UN pe khas rakhna. …Good Night…

Kitne aansoo baha diye

kitne aansoo baha diye in char din ki mohabbat me

kash sajde me bahate to gunahgar na hote

Bura Waqt Us Time

Bura Waqt Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy Jo Bohot Sary Chehry Wazeh Kar Deta Hy

0r Acha Waqt Badalon Ki Tarha Hy Jo Soraj Ki Tapish Tak Ko Rok Leta Hy.

Urdu Good Morning Poetry

~~KASH~~

Wo Subha Neend Se Jagey To Mujh Se Larney Aaye …!

“WASI”

K Tum Kon Hotey Ho Mere Khuwabon Mein Aaney Walay…

GOOD MORNING

Shake your hand & Confidence

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After 😉

funny independence day Sms

Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar

hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..

DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??

Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!! 😛

Judai Muqaddar mein

Ye Khawab Rakhey Hain Inhein Tum Saath Le Jaao

Judai Jab Muqaddar Hai Bina Khawabon K Jee LenGey

Neend Se Kiya Shikwa Karun Main

neend se kiya shikwa karun main….! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta…..!

rajab started

Rajab has started !

In tis month life n death matters r written n “ammal nama” is taken to ALLAH!

if i hav ever hurt u or made u feel bad, I am SORRY

please 4 give me

Relationship Never dies

Relationship never dies a natural death

they are murdered by ego, attitude and ignorance

Best Beauty Tips

“Best Beauty Tips” for aal my frnds,..

Hathon ki Khubsurti k liye hathon se sadqa karen.

Awaz ki Khubsurti k liye Tilawat e Quran Pak Karen.

Aankhon ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH k khof se nikley huey aansu.

Chehrey ki Khubsurti k liye acha Wuzu.

Dil ki Khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki yaad

Dimag ki khubsurti k liye ALLAH ki baargah may sajda…

Khud aazmayen or unhen b bataen jinhen ap khubsurat dekhna chahtey hain.Plz pray Fr Me N Ma family.Jazak Allah!

Golden Rules For Successful Life

Golden Rules for successful life

1. Be honest in poverty

2. Be simple when wealthy

3. Be polite in authority

4. Be silent in anger

Zubeda aapa ka Boy friend

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k waastey Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraein wo buzurg khatoon hain. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai.zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraein tau??? Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein.pls fwd 2 all.
From
Zubeda aapa ka Boy friendB-)

Missed so Much

Have you ever missed

someone so much that

even the thought of them

made you burst into tears?

Teri Chahat mein

Jaany Aesi Bhi Kya Chahat Hamain Thee Tum Say….!!!!

Hum Ne Akhri Khwaish Mein Bhi Teri Muhabbat Mangi…….!!!

Where faith begins

Those who happily leave everythng in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in every thing, bcoz worry ends where faith begins…:)

Pyar Tha Muhabbat Thi

Pyar Tha, Muhabbat Thi, Ishq Tha, Adaa Thi !!!

Ager Wafa Bhi Hoti Tu Qayamat Tha Wo Shasks..

Be Careful When A Gal Tells U

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

A Life Spent Making Mistakes

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Pathan Galti Se Samunder

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

Hamy khud ko jagana hoga

Dor-e-jahiliat
Or
Dor-e-hazir
1.Orat ka ban sawar kr khushboun sy khud ko labrez kr kay nikalna
pehly bi nikalty ty aj pher usi trha sy nikalty h.
2.nach gana pehly bhy amm tha aj pher amm h.
3.Betiun ki pedaish ko mayub samjha jata tha aj pher smjha jata h.
4 .soud khory pehly bhy aroj par thy aj pher aroj par h.
5. jhot,zakhera andozi,pehly bhy ty aj pher say h
6.sharab noshy pehly bhy am ty aj to fashn status h.
Tb islam ki roshani ny jahaliat ki andhay ko khatm kia tha,
aj humy khud apny dilo k andhery ko khatam kr k iman ki roshani ko dobara jagana hoga.
Hamy khud ko jagana hoga
Allaha ho akbar…

Barish ka qatra

Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k mu mein girta hey
jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay
or sepi usay moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleq
HAZRAT ALl(A.S)

Dono Hatho ka Khayal

Me aaj bhi rakhti hun apne donu hath ka khayal
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Najane usne k0nsa hath pakar kaha hoga MUJHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HAI..

2011 Eid Sms

slct a num thn i wl tel u k log apko jb eid pe milen ge tou kia kahen ge

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

Answer:

1 eid mubrk
2 eid mubrk

3 eid mubrk

4 eid mubrk

5 eid mubrk

6 eid mubrk

7 eid mubrk

8 eid mubrk

9 eid mbrk:-)

Not afraid of going slowly

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

Zinda rahe

Zinda Rahy To Har Roz Tumhein Yaad Karty Rahain Gy…!!

Bhool Gaye To Samjhna k Khuda Nay Hamein Yaad Kar Liya…!!

Hum Chand Dhoondte Reh

Har shakhs apne chand se .
tha mehve guftagu,
Ham chand dhoondte rahe aur EID ho gaee…
wish U a happy EID MUBARAK

Tm Miss Kr rhy hogy

Larki:Me ne socha Tm Miss Kr rhy hogy,Cal Krlon
Larka romantic mood me: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghante Pehle ki thi Wo?
Larki:0ps Sory Ghalti se dobara Tmhara no mil gaya 😛

Never Kiss A Police Woman

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she will say next plz.
Always kiss a teacher,She will say repeat it 10 times.

why Buffaloes look depressed

Teacher: why Buffaloes look depressed

when they give milk ?

Student: Madam if someone rubs your Boobs for 10 min

and doesn’t fuck u. How will you feel?

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak.
Woh Iftaar Ki Ronak.
Woh Asmaan Ka Noor.
Woh Taroon Ki Chamak.
Woh Masjidoon Ka Sawarna.
Woh Minaaroo Ka Chamakna.
Woh Musalamaanoo Ki Dhoom.
Woh Farishtoo Ka Hujooom.
Jee Haan RAMADAN-UL-MUBARAK Is Back.
Start Preparing To Wellcome This Mubarak Month…
Ramadan Mubarak …..

Never Make The Same Mistake Twice

Never make the same mistake twice”
There are so many new ones to make…

Mohabbat ka Izhar

humse puchte hai log ke tum apni mohabbat ka izhar kyun nahi karte..

faraz

mene kaha ke jo lafzzo main bayan hojaye itna hum kisi se pyaar hi nahi karte

Follow Quran and sunnat

Kya Ap jantay hen.
Quran pak ko sunnay se cancer nahi hota bulky cancer cell agr ho to wo bhi mar jatay hen.
Lambay sajday krnay se zehan taiz hota hai, sar dard or baal girnay se bachata hai
Tashhud k doran ungli uthany se dil mazboot hota hai
Ye msg Shetan ko roknay na den
Ab Ap andaza laga saktay hen aj kal cancer,sar dard or baal girna kitna aam hogaya hai
Follow Quran and sunnat…

ye dua karon

q main ye dua karon k tujhey lag jaye meri umer

AAMIR

ho sakta ha kal akhri din ho meri zindagi ka

Shadi K Dosre Din

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Best Quote Of 2012

ALWAYS REMEMBER ” ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE ” …

Best Wishes To You

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair

Barso ka piyasa

Bas itna hi kaha tha k main barso ka piyasa hon””

Usny mu main paipe dal kar motar chalaa di…. (‘,’)

<( )_/ L Had ho gai YAR!

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

Makes Me Wonder

This place makes me wonder,

which would be worse?

To live as a monster or

to die as good man?

Funny Zindagi Sms – Kch Cheese

Zindagi me kuch chizain apki jan nhi chorain gi,

1. waqt

2. Nasseeb

3. Yaadein

4. Gham or

INSHAALLAH HUM

Main dil sy larta hon

mohabat k nafrat hai koi itna tu smjhaye..
kbhi main dil sy larta hon ,kbhi dil mjh sy lrta hai….

Best SMS OF 1906

Best sMs OF 1906
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Us waqt Mobile Tha Kya

Bs Pagal ho Jaty Ho Mera SMS Parhny K …

Mohobat Q na karun

Wo kehte hain ishq kro us say jis say haseen koi or na ho;
IQBAL
Mai apnay Nabi se Mohobat Q na karun k un se haseen to jannat b nahi.
Happy Eid Milad un Nabi 2 u n ur family.
May Allah Bless us all. Ameen

Punjabi women in doctor

A Punjabi wn talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON

about her ill child…

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda..”:-

ISlamic New Year

Islamic New year Mubrak 1431

I am 1st i wish u

Sms Submitted By: Ali Hassan

Ye Watan hmara hai

Ye watan hamara hai .
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Tum ho khwah makhwah is mein… 😉

Anmol Moti – Golden Quotes Urdu

ANMOL MOTI

Logon se milty waqt itna matt jhuko K Uthty wqt sahara lena pry,

Zuban ki hifazat dolat se ziada mushkil hy,

Ksi k mu pr tareef krna use Qatal kr dene k mutradif hy,

Ghareeb logo pr ehsan kro q k ghareeb hony me wqt nhi lgta,

Agr ibadat nhi kr skty to gunah b na kro,

Dunya ye nhi dekhti k tum pehly kia thy blky ye dekhti hy k tum ab kia ho,

Jahan apni baat ki qadar na ho wahan chup rehna hi behtr hy.

When Someone Loves You

When someone loves you,
the way they say your name is different.
You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

Be Parwah Nahin

Hum Bebas hain Be-parwah nahin,
Hum udass hain khafa nahin,
Qadar karte hain Doston ki dil se,
hum zindagi main majboor to ho saktay hai lakin bewafa nahin

Pathar Ke Dewar

Agar Gham NA Hote to Ghazal KON Kehta,

Uss Ki Khubsorti Ko Kanwal Kon Kehta,

Ye to Karishma Hy MOHABBAT Ka warna,

Pathar Ki Dewaron Ko TAAJ MEHAL KON Kehta.

Ramzaan Ka Chand Dekha

Ramzaan ka chand dekha
Rozay ki duwa mangi
Roshan sitara dekhay
Teri kheriyat ki duwa mangi
ALLAH Taala app ki har dil ki tamanna poori karay
AMEEN

Mere rooh me jazb

Is trah jazb meri Rooh main tum ho jao

aina daikhu To main aks tmhara daikhun…!!

Height of Fashion

Height of Fashion
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A 3 years old baby telling his mom:

Mom, Pamper zara neechay baandhna, dashing look aati hai..!!

fool sms in urdu

my sms menu

kushi pane k leya 1 dabayan

muskrany k leya 2 dabayn

dosti k leya 3 dabayn

or

muj sy nijat pany k leya

apna gala dabayn

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It Is Not A Lack Of Love

It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Jab giray Aasman se

Arz hai…

Jab giray Aasman se patthar Samandar me..

Jab giray Aasman se patthar Samandar me..

Auu Aawaaz aai DUBUK…..DUBUK….!?

world leaves you Alone

The most beautiful music in the world is ur own heart-beat.

It gives an assurance that you will survive even

when the world leaves you ALONE !!!

4 funny pathan

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron

k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:

Oye sharam karo!

Neeche qabrein hain.

Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

A Guy got Stuck on

On the set of KBC
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A guy got stuck on a Rs.1 crore question.
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He uses f0ne-a-frnd Lifeline & chooses his g.f to ask da answer.
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Amitabh-Hey u’ve got 30 sec to answer & ur time starts n0w.
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Boy reads out the questi0n & options.
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Gf-Mil gya time tmhn fone krne ka?
muje tmse koi baat nai krni.byeee. :p

If you not fight

If you do not fight for what you want.

Do not cry for what you lost

Zindagi Sari Guzar De

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaraam Tak Nahi,

Woh Yun Badal Gaya Ke Ab Salam Tak Nahi

Jis ki Talab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzaar Di,

Us Be-wafa Ke Lab Pe Mera Naam Tak Nahi … !!

Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithenge Aaj Phir,

Kuchh Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Tak Nahi … !!!

Dafan Hun Tere Hijar Ki Ik Aisi Qabar Mein,

Kutbay Pe Jis Ke Aaj Koi Naam Tak Nahi … !!!!

Be-ikhtiyaar Uthtay Hain Mere Qadam Idhar Udhar,

Haalan Ke Us Gali Mein Mujhe Kaam Tak Nahi … !!!

1 ko b send kr dain

Aaj Ap ye MSG kisi 1 ko b send kr dain or Ap soch b nhi sakty itny log Allah se maafi mang lengy

“ASTAGH FIRULLAHA RABBI MIN KULLI ZANBIN WA ATUBOO ILAIHI”

I Live With Fear Every Day

Santa: I live with Fear every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is – but sometimes She allows me to go to the bar!

mirror of life

“When the mirror of life gets dirty vd the fog of difficlties,

jst try wiping it vd ur faith in Allah,

u’ll c D clear reflection f ur dreams once again”

Dekha Eid Ka Chand

Dekha Eid Ka Chand To Maangi Ye Dua Rab Se

De De Tera Sath Eid Ka Tohfa Samajh Kr

Muhabaton Ka Jawaab

Wo nafraton k sawaal
kar k…
Muhabaton ka jawaab
maangay…
K mere Hisay mein
kaantay likh kar…
wo mujh se taza gulaab maangay…
Ye chahton ki karri
musaafat…
Chalay hain Tanha
shikast khurda…
koi to mera bhi dard jaanay…
koi to Us se Hisaab
maangay…

Chand Sitare

Raat main chand sitare ache nhi lagte,

Ab dunya k nazare ache nahi lagte,

Koi aa k keh de hamari

Ammi se k

Aunty Aap ke bachay ab

Kunware ache nhi lagte..

Shaadi nahin aasaan

Shaadi nahin aasaan bas itna samajh leejiay,;-|

k Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai….

Dedicated 2 all singles……

bhool jaatay hain

Baaz aa ja taghaaful se warna ehl e dil aksar…

Jisay bas bhool jaatay hain usay bas bhool jaatay hain….

Repairing Door Bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, I m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Vich

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!